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- The taxi is here! - Hurry up, Mie and Ole.

- Or we'll miss our plane. - We're coming!

- Are you coming? - Yes!

- What about Uncle Anders? - He's meeting us at the airport.

Move over, Per.

All aboard!

Mind your fingers!

- Here we come, summer and sun! - Yay!

Vacation!

A family vacation. This is Gran Canaria.

There's the ocean where we'll go sailing.

And down there is the beach where Dad will recline in his deck chair.

And there is our private... almost private pool.

- I thought we could... - Last one in the pool is a rotten egg!

... do whatever we want.

- Aren't you going swimming, Sis? - No, Peter will be here in ten minutes.

See you.

There we go, Per. I thought water wings were enough.

- It isn't for me. - It's for your little lady. I see.

- Bodil can't go in the pool. - She might fall in by accident.

Hey, hey!

We agreed on no phones, iPads or computers during the day.

- But we can still take pictures. - Okay, but that's it.

- And post them on Insta. - No way. We're here to be together.

- I have to be on Insta. - Nonsense!

- The girls compete on Instagram. - I'll lose followers if I don't post.

- So what? - Is that a trick question?

- I'll give you one minute. - Okay. Hurry.

Like this.

One more.

Life is so nice here on Gran C.

I'll give you your room number when you have your luggage.

- Hi, Dad. - Hi, Per. Enjoying yourself?

It's the best vacation in ten years, and I'm only seven.

- Peter? - He arrived in Paris on Air France.

- He was supposed to be on your bus. - Okay.

It's only our first day. We have a whole vacation ahead of us.

Go!

- Promise? - I promise.

Peace and quiet. We're only here to relax.

Attack!

Let me get this straight. You're still in Paris while I'm on Gran Canaria?

It's a three-week course with all expenses paid. It's a huge opportunity.

- How long did you know about this? - Not long.

- Like I wrote in my e-mail... - What e-mail?

- Didn't you read it? - Why didn't you call?

Perhaps I should have, but I thought you'd prefer...

You prefer to stay there for three weeks than to be on vacation with me.

After two months apart. See you, Peter. In a month.

- Hi there. - Hi.

You look like a perfect family for our competition, Sun Family of the Year.

- That sounds just like our family. - Yes. How does it work?

Each family has to make a festive vacation video using our facilities.

On Saturday, there's a huge final where you perform something of your choosing.

- We'll win for sure! - Because we're the best.

- Thanks, but we're not interested. - What? Dad!

It's out of the question. We don't need a competition to know we're good enough.

- Has only one family signed up? - Yes, so far.

The Skovs. They win every year. No one competes against them.

- Exactly. So neither will we. - Here they come.

Take your positions.

B.B.

Mother-in-law.

B.B. B.B.

- What is he saying? - B.B.

- What's wrong with Dad? - We're trying to figure it out.

- Where's Peter? - He stood me up.

- What? - It's a long story.

- Why is Dad saying B.B.? - It was after he saw the other family.

- I thought they looked nice. - Nice?

- Kids, we have to win that competition. - Yay!

- I knew you had a winning mentality! - What competition? What family?

It's the father. Bjørn. B.B. Bragging Bjørn.

- Do you know him? - I'll say!

Right, boys. You're going to the top.

All the way up to the ceiling and back.

- Yes! - Ready? Good! Let's go.

Good job, Bjørn. Watch Bjørn, boys.

Niels, make an effort.

- Look at Bjørn at the top. - Are your arms spaghetti?

Or do you like being a loser?

- That was mean of him. - It went on throughout my schooldays.

- Penalty! - No.

- Yes, and you know it, Bjørn. - I didn't do anything!

This is it, spaghetti. You're our last chance.

- I can't. - You have to do it.

Be a winner. Like me.

- Would you rather be a loser? - No.

- Let's go. - Ready?

Where was I, Dad? Where was I when you needed me?

- In Slagelse as far as I remember. - Was I?

- Weren't you good at anything then? - I was good with numbers.

- But I never won anything important. - We'll win this one for you, Dad.

Bite the dust, Bragging Bjørn.

- What are we going to do? - We need a plan.

First of all, we have to plan an infallible winning strategy.

Isn't it just a matter of...

Isn't it just a matter of smashing our performance in the final?

Not only that.

We'll also be judged on our vacation video.

As general, colonel and whatnot, I hereby declare -

- that Operation Sun Family-

- will commence tomorrow at 0800 sharp.

We have to find out what the competition is doing.

Beautiful. Remember to use rubato.

August, you're falling behind.

Let's go, August. Here comes the glissando.

We can't do that.

And now the cobra. Look up.

- Dad said eight repetitions. - Follow your arm.

Olivia, a little more expressive. Just a little.

Let's go.

Mother-in-law.

- What are the facilities? - Water skiing. Scuba diving.

The pool. Fitness room. Ball games.

- Ball games. - And a mini zoo.

- I'll take water skiing. - Any experience?

- Yes. Three times on a lake. - Three?

- The first, the only and the last time. - Fantastic! You get water skiing.

- Shouldn't you choose something else? - No. I want to get B.B. out of my head.

- I have to beat him at his own game. - Ole, you take ball games.

Then all we need is diving in the pool and scuba diving.

- No bottom of the sea for me. - Right. Mie, you do diving.

- And Sis, you'll swim with the fishes. - What about me?

You can see if there's something useful in the mini zoo.

- What about yourself, Uncle Anders? - I'm the general and trainer.

Dad, get in shape, so you're ready to water ski.

Is that my competitor?

Well, well.

Hopping with the housewives? It's sweet.

But I guess that's your level. Good luck in the competition. See you.

Okay.

No!

- Are you okay, Dad? - Yes.

Mini zoo.

Ouch!

- Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah...

Show me what you can do, Mie.

Hello?

Dad, can you hear me? It's Uncle. I'm not in Slagelse.

I'm here. Don't go towards the white light.

Make way. He doesn't look good. He needs oxygen.

Take it easy.

- This is a typical heatstroke. - It's the heat.

- He needs mouth-to-mouth. - Good idea.

No!

Get him!

Girls, have you seen Dad?

You need help! Stop! Stop!

- He's far away. - Definitely.

Have a good day.

You can come out now.

Is she gone?

Did you take a shower today? Ew!

- You're very good. - Thank you.

- Do you play anything? - Sure. PlayStation, computer and iPad.

- I mean do you play music? - Yes, on my phone.

- Are you playing music in the final? - Yes, but first we make the video.

Where we use the hotel's facil... All the things.

- That's why I'm going to the mini zoo. - Can I come?

If you want.

- I didn't know diving was so hard. - You should try scuba diving.

God, he's gorgeous!

Buenos días.

Gracias.

Hace buen tempo hoy. That means it's nice weather.

Si, pero es muy caliente, no?

Momento.

El sol es un culo miércoles.

You just said that the sun is an ass on Wednesday.

Perhaps that's what you meant. My name is Francisco.

My mother is Danish, my father is Spanish.

Hasta la vista. It means "see you".

- Look! There it is. - But where's the entrance?

Maybe over here.

- What's wrong? - My dad mustn't see me.

Stand still. He can hear and see everything.

- He's gone now. - Why mustn't he see us?

I have to practice the violin two hours a day even on vacation.

Now he's eager to win this competition.

My dad wants to win because he's not good at sports.

My dad just wants to win period.

- Ready, Dad? - Yeah...

- Don't forget to smile. - That's easy for you to say.

Come on, Dad.

- I can't do it. - Just one more time.

Yes!

I can do it!

What's up, buddy?

Having trouble water skiing?

Goats! Aren't they cute?

- A parrot. - It's pretty. Maybe it can talk.

- Hi. - Hola.

- And rabbits. They're so cute. - Where are they? Oh, there.

It says that you can't take the animals out of their cage -

- if there isn't an animal keeper present.

Per, you mustn't take it out!

It's awfully cute.

- It's licking your hand. - Dogs like me, and I really like dogs.

- I'm a bit afraid of dogs. - Don't be afraid of this one. Pet him.

Look at that guy! I'd love to try that.

- I bet it's harder than water skiing. - How did it go?

Swimmingly. My record is 1.5 seconds.

- Do try and focus on the positive. - Like what?

- The sun is shining. - And you didn't break any bones.

- And you didn't drown. - Hi.

- Hi, Mie. - Hi, sweetie. Where's Sis?

Something important suddenly came up.

Excuse me, but what's more important than training?

- Where have you been, Per? - At the mini zoo.

Were there any lions or tigers we could use in our vacation video?

- No, but there was something else. - Would it happen to say woof?

- Maybe. - Let's try water skiing again.

I don't know if I can do it. I'm not exactly James Bond.

James Bond is nothing but special effects.

- I wish we could use them. - We can.

It's just Photoshop and stuff. I can do that.

- Great, Mie. Let's do it. - Hey, hey! That's like cheating.

- You just said you wanted to. - I didn't mean it.

- I want to win, but in an honest way. - Hi.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but would you like to come to dinner? All of you?

- To dinner? - Competitors can have fun together.

Great!

Let's barbecue!

- Did it come with the apartment? - No, we brought it.

Who goes to Gran C without one?

- I like your dress. - She bought it at the hotel bazaar.

- Didn't you, Sis? - What a great find.

Dinner is plant-based, of course, and organic with lots of protein.

We have to build up those muscles, right, Dad? Help yourselves.

- What do you do for a living, Dad? - I'm an accountant.

Perhaps my firm of 40 could use you. We have a turnover of 40 million.

And I only have 10% body fat. 40, 40, 10. You're good with numbers, right?

Here's my lovely wife Camilla. Turn around for us, dear.

Isn't she lovely? Prima ballerina. But she's 33, so her career is over.

Sit down, dear. This is August. Look at me while I'm talking about you.

He's plays for FC Copenhagen, but we're closing a contract with Ajax.

Look at me. Good.

It's as if they don't want him to continue his music career there.

Culture is important. My other musical child is Olivia.

She just got into the academy of music.

As the youngest ever. They haven't seen such talent for years.

I don't know where she gets it. I only play five instruments. Who knows?

Keep it down, kids. I'm talking. Thank you.

- So you're an accountant. - Yes, I'm good with numbers.

- Perhaps you remember that from school. - What do you mean?

- We were in the same class. - Were we? I doubt it.

Really? Let me look at you.

- No, I don't remember. - You bullied Dad about sports.

- You were mean. - I doubt it. Children are so sensitive.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti...

- Kids, let's use those special effects. - Yesterday you didn't want to.

He doesn't even remember humiliating me.

There are no holds barred. Are you with me?

Yes, sir!

Good, Dad. Imagine you're flying across the water.

- Cut! Don't look like it's hard, Dad. - It is hard!

Imagine you're the world champion. Strong, superior.

Beautiful.

- Wild and you're totally... - I get it, Uncle.

- It's as if you're there. - You were there, Uncle.

- It looks amazing. - Much better than I thought.

- We'll beat Bragging Bjørn! - I made healthy smoothies.

- Are you okay, sweetie? - Yes.

Why are you on stilts?

- I wanted to tweak my style a bit. - And because Camilla...

Mie, zip it!

I'm coming. I just have to...

Yes.

Sun, ocean and water skiing. Great combo.

Can you feel the goodness spreading through your body?

Too bad it has to pass through your mouth first.

Mie, take pictures of me, so you can see how my body evolves.

- It's a good idea for the family video. - You can play Strong Man in the final.

Good point.

Can those special effects create muscles?

- I doubt it. - Wait till I tense my muscles.

Right? And how about this?

- And this? - Dad!

What happened to sticking together? No? Then I give you Rolling Mary.

Thank you.

It's time for a status report. How are the ball games going?

Not very well.

- Can we fake a video of that? - Maybe.

Sis, how about you and scuba diving?

Well, she hasn't put her head under yet. But otherwise, it's going well.

Thank you very much, Mie. I'll learn, Captain. I can get help.

- Excellent. Then off you go. - Aye-aye. Mie, you're with me.

You look like you're going to a party. Where are we going?

- To get me help. - Hi, girls.

So here you are. That's funny.

That you're there, and here we are.

- Wild. - I'll say.

Do you want me to ask?

No, we wanted to know if you would help us. Me.

- With something. - Scuba.

- Of course. I'm off in an hour. - Super. We're in 233.

- Will your date be waiting for you? - No, I should be so lucky.

But perhaps yours will.

No.

Perfect. 233. See you.

Yes. See you.

Bye.

Aw, are you bored?

Hi. I see you're friends with our guest.

- He's a guest? - We found him starving on the beach.

- Later he'll go to the animal shelter. - Is that a place with cages?

Yes, but he'll be taken good care of.

Did you hear that? They'll put you in prison.

- You said you didn't have a boyfriend! - No, I didn't.

He asked if you had a boyfriend, and you said no.

That's not what happened. He asked if someone was waiting for me.

- And I said no. Because he isn't. - You are too much.

- You go ahead. I have an errand. - Okay.

Francisco? I'm making a vacation album.

Can I take a picture of you in front of the bar?

- Could you stand by that stool? - Sure.

- And put your arm out like this. - Why?

Because it looks cool. Now look affectionately at your hand.

- Is this a joke? - Sort of. Please do it.

Perfect. Thanks.

Hot vacation!

Yes.

- Can I be of service, ma'am? - You can, kind sir.

Take it easy. This won't hurt a bit.

- Did you bite me, you brute? - Do be careful.

If I just lift this...

I'm getting there.

It got away!

- You little devil. - There we go.

Not so loud. It might change its mind.

Very good. Yes.

Super. You looked like a pro. Now we add the ball.

- I couldn't get the placement right. - That comes later. Trust me.

Up. A bit lower.

- That's it. - I don't get this.

And the final ball. I'll finish it later, but look.

- Cool! I'm good at it! - You're welcome.

Lift it, press it and let the air out. The lead belt will pull you down.

Pull me down? Terrific.

- Are you nervous? - No.

That was just... I promised to film this. Can we ask the mate do it?

- Sure. Carlos? - Gracias.

Let's see, Per. We need milk, pasta and apples.

I'll get them.

- Hello. - Hello.

Two, three.

- What happened? - My body refused to obey my head.

- There you are. - Someone is buying a lot.

I'll say.

Hi.

Out of the way!

- Sorry. - Honestly, Dad!

Fish patties with goat cheese? And snails with mint sauce?

And Chinese coconut rolls?

And sausages in corn flour sauce with green stuff.

- What the heck is going on? - Dad wants to say something.

- What do you mean? - Dad and B.B. made a mess today.

I wouldn't call it a mess.

Okay, it was a bit of mess. Every time I see Bjørn, I get so...

But that's the end of it. That's why we're going on an outing tomorrow -

- so I don't have to look at Bragging Bjørn. We're going on...

- A desert safari! - Yes!

- First of all, we're going to have fun. - You're the world's best dad!

Not the world's best, but maybe the island's best. Let's eat.

Per? Oh, you're already in bed. Goodnight.

Dad? About that dog.

Now listen, Per. We can't have a dog.

I know you really want one, but there's one thing all parents know -

- and that is that we are the ones who end up taking care of the pets.

- Four children keep me busy enough! - And Uncle Anders.

But in school I happened to say that I had a dog.

And Pet Day is coming up, so everyone wants to see it.

- Why in the world did you say that? - Because everyone else has a pet.

Emil and Max have a dog.

You mustn't lie. And you don't have to have what others have.

- What do we say? You're... - Good enough as you are.

- Exactly. - But what about you and B.B.?

- Go to sleep. - Goodnight.

Hi.

- I'll go down there. You stand guard. - Be careful.

Be quiet. They'll hear us.

- I can't climb the fence with him. - Maybe...

The guard is coming back!

Oh no!

What's going on here?

Take it easy. It's alright.

Where are you?

Come on! Hurry!

Come here, Little.

- Is Little its name? - It's just until we find a better one.

- A name my dad can't resist. - Isn't your name Little Per?

Yes.

- Then how about... - Little Dad?

He likes it.

I'd better go. See you tomorrow.

- What's going on in there? - It's only me. I have the runs.

- I'm sorry. Do you need help? - No.

- I feel much better already. - Good. Then get back to bed.

Right.

You're as good as new!

- Let's go, kids. - What should we wear?

Plenty. If you bring it, you can take it off, but you can't...

- Take off clothes you didn't bring. - What well-trained children!

Come on, Little Dad. They mustn't see us.

- Line up for sunscreen. - No thanks. I want a tan.

Where's Per?

You can play till we come back.

Don't give me that look, Bodil. You know you just get carsick.

- How about you, Uncle? - I'll stay home.

- And have a duvet day. - Then we'll be short of a driver.

- I can drive. - You don't have a license.

- I know someone. - You mean...?

- Zip it, Mie. - Let's go!

- You've tried this before. - 100 times. You're not bad either.

Listen up. We have three routes to choose between -

- indicated by the blue, black and red signs. The blue is the cactus route.

It's at the bottom of the gorge. It's the beginner's route.

The monster route is black and goes over the mountain.

The red desert route is the longest. Which one?

- The monster route of course! - Maybe not the hardest one first.

- The beginner's please! - Yes, we're here to have fun.

That's right, Mie. And that reminds me. No racing.

- Agreed? - Yeah, yeah.

Well.

- I see you're out for a drive too. Hi. - Hi.

Did you already break down?

See you!

Break down? I'll show him! Take the map, Per.

After them, Francisco!

- Let's go! Why aren't we going? - I don't know.

Is this why?

- We're way ahead. - Do we have to go this fast?

- Why? - Don't be such a baby, August.

- Dad, we're just here to have fun. - And that's what we're doing!

- Go! We're way behind. - This is really hard!

- Can you see them? - No, there's way too much dust.

What about this?

Too much? Or...?

It suits you. I haven't seen two things so well suited -

- since the Round Tower got a copper roof.

- It doesn't get better than that. - It's outstanding.

- Dad, we're on the monster route. - I know!

- Why did you stop? - Your dad chose the beginner's route.

- Are you sure that...? - Go! Follow them!

No.

No.

No, no!

- Are we putting on a show or what? - My dream hero!

- Where did they go? - Dad, let's just go back.

No way! Look at the map.

Oh no!

Take it off! Mie, I can't see anything!

Left, Dad.

- Get it off! - I can't.

- That was close. - I still can't see them.

Once around the top and then home.

- Look up there! - They're over 1 km behind us.

There they are! They're heading back. We'll cut them off.

- Hold on, Per! - I don't like this.

Okay. We'll stop.

I can't! It's not working!

Do you see them?

I see a cloud of dust in the desert. Maybe it's the girls.

- We're just sinking even lower. - No kidding.

- What about Dad and Per? - I don't see them either.

- I'll call them. - You can't. There isn't a signal.

- Goodness. Can you fix it, Dad? - I don't think so, Per.

- And what's worse, the sun is setting. - What was that?

Nothing, Per. We'll be fine.

We'd better go and get help.

- Isn't this romantic? - I should say so.

I don't know, but I almost feel called upon to...

No, it's inappropriate.

What's on your mind?

Would you mind if I recite a little love poem?

- Not at all. - It's from the tropics.

A nun once met a sailor. Boom-faldera-choo-hey!

He asked if she wanted to see his new tattoo. Boom-faldera-oh-no!

- Perhaps it wasn't very appropriate. - On the contrary!

That's the most beautiful poem any man has ever recited to me.

Cheers, sweetheart!

- Ouch! Be careful. - I am!

You're being stupid. Are you really into Francisco?

No, I have Peter although he doesn't care about me.

- Then what's with your new clothes? - You saw how he stared at Camilla.

Ouch! Are you doing that deliberately?

I understand, but it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

- Two needles. - In a huge and very dark haystack.

- What needles? - The buggies.

Oh right! That's what I'm saying. They're out there somewhere.

But it's warm out. One night out in the open won't hurt them.

- There's the Big Dipper. - That's right.

It's part of the constellation the Great Bear.

- Let's not think about Bjørn now. - You're right.

You can say a lot of things about Bjørn, but he's no star.

He made fun of you many years ago, but now you're an adult -

- and the best dad even if you can't run fast or anything.

Thanks, Per. It's just the very sight of him... I don't know.

But you're right. I'm being silly. It has to stop.

Do you promise?

All will be well tomorrow. Peace and quiet.

We'll just have fun. That I can promise you.

Good morning! Say cheese!

Okay, Little Dad, I'm... Little Dad?

Where is he, Bodil? I hope he hasn't run away.

We're over here!

- We're both hiding. - Nice hiding place.

Would you like to stay here, Little Dad?

We agree that the film is in the can -

- but we still have to put on a show.

Exactly. Starring my talented kids!

- Mie, you play the guitar. - Only three chords.

Ole, you make weird sounds with your mouth. And Sis, sorry.

- You can dance. Or sort of. - Of course I can!

- I can choreograph a number by Ole. - What can I do?

You can do everything. Do something funny with Bodil.

- I'll think of something. - Good.

- I'll go and speak well of the family. - No, Dad!

- Don't forget the supermarket incident. - I'm much wiser now.

Since yesterday?

Dad, I have the utmost respect for you.

You're an excellent accountant -

- and an equally excellent father.

But by golly, you're not going swanning around the resort -

- and making a laughing stock of your family.

- What should I do? - Do what you do the best.

- Sit in a deck chair? - Yes.

You won't be disturbed. It's quite secluded.

I'll say. Couldn't you find some place further away?

- Here's some lemonade. - And fruit.

- And Science Illustrated. - And a towel and sunscreen.

- In other words, I'm grounded. - No, you certainly aren't.

You're chair-bound.

You really want to be a star that's come far.

Or maybe an avatar.

And then...

Sis? Yikes! Are you doing a zombie dance?

- Very funny. - I mixed this for a start.

- There! - I hope the hair dye won't hurt him.

My mom is a health nut. If it doesn't hurt her, it won't hurt him.

I want to practice without anyone recognizing him.

What time is it? I have to practice the violin!

Now you'll have a new hair color, and we can have fun.

Where are you going, sweetie? You still have 90 minutes to go.

- Why do I always have to practice? - Because winners play the violin.

- And you'll be a winner like Dad. - Sit.

- Or do you like being a loser? - No! Why do you get to relax?

Because I'm already a winner.

I'm not relaxing. I'm going to ride 50 km on this.

- Are you bragging again? - What?

All you talk about is winning. Dad says we're good enough as we are.

- Your dad is a wimp. - No, he's the best.

- He was upset because you teased him. - Aren't you clever?

- No, I'm just good enough as I am. - But I...

I don't have time for this. I have to train.

No one ever talked to my dad like that. You're awesome, Per!

- Shall we practice with Little Dad? - What about the violin?

I'm already a winner.

Let's go, Little Dad.

Sit. Turn around.

Lie down. Good boy!

- Wow! He's good at it. - Because he's my dog.

With dark hair.

- I see that you're taking a break. - No way. I just did 30 km.

- In that outfit? - Yes. No, of course not.

I just felt like a dip. Then I'll do another 30 after lunch.

- I hear spaghetti is on the menu. - Sounds good.

You're kidding! It is you! Now I remember you!

Good old Spaghetti-O. How about a hug? It's been ages!

We had a good group of boys back then. Good friends.

You haven't changed. Not a muscle on you.

- I don't know about that. - Of course not.

As my father said, "If you don't train, you won't win."

So I'll get back in the saddle. As far as I remember -

- you liked being a loser. Didn't you?

Small world. Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.

No!

Take it easy. There's only...

... about 30 or 40 left.

This one is in a nasty place.

- Delicious. Can I have some more? - Sure.

Thanks.

Aren't you going to sit down, Dad?

No thanks, Per. I prefer to stand.

- He's been a lazybones all day. - Exactly.

- Go get them. - Stop them, Ole.

- Where do you think you're going? - To the beach.

- Didn't we agree... - Don't worry. I'll be in my deck chair.

- What if you meet Bjørn again? - Nothing will happen. It's over.

Today will be a good day. We'll just have fun. I promise.

- Where is Uncle Anders? - Out sucking in some sea air.

- Relax. Nothing will happen. - I'll keep an eye on him.

Okay.

- Shall we start on the grass? - I have to practice some chords.

Oh no!

No problem, Per. I'll lie down here and mind my own business.

- Hi. - Hi. What are you making?

- A palace for a queen. - Can I make a doghouse for a king?

Good idea. But where is you know who?

He's over in his you know what.

Goodness, Lissi. I've got one.

- It's a biggy. - Can I help?

- Get two glasses from the basket. - Two glasses?

This won't drink itself.

I'm sorry.

No worries.

Olivia, how about some decorative rocks on your castle?

Per, a shell roof would look great. That's what I usually do.

Olivia, stick to the decorative rocks. They look handsome on our castle.

Decorative rocks are the best.

Excuse me, you just need to move your finger down a notch.

- What do you mean? - I'll show you.

Put this one here, and take that one off.

Thank you!

You want to be a star...

And something about far or car.

What about finding your core?

- Yes. Thanks! - You're welcome. See you.

Look, Per. I found something like amber and some sticks and a flag.

- Dad, it's a doghouse. - A fancy doghouse.

Olivia, you need a moat.

- Real palaces have one. - You need a wall. Move.

- I'll dig down here. - Let's go, Olivia.

- And perhaps some shells here. - I'm borrowing this.

It's Per's. Give it here!

- Hi. I finished it. - What?

The song, dummy. Well done, Mie.

- August helped me. He's really nice. - He's the son of Bragging Bjørn.

- I know, but... - Speak of the devil.

And he's sure to appear. Let's hear it.

I need to practice some more before the show.

Is he a gardener now?

- The song. - Ole, you start with a beat.

Dad? I hope they're not up to something again.

I start with a beat.

Exactly. Then I start playing, and it goes like this.

Something is wrong. We'd better check it out.

- What are they doing now? - No idea. But it doesn't look healthy.

- They buried grandfather! - Buried?

- Where? - Here. It must be here. Careful.

- Where is he, spaghetti? - Oh no, no, no!

There's his nose. No, his feet.

- Per? - Olivia?

- Dog? - Anyone want an ice cream on us?

Gracias.

- It's cool that Little Dad does tricks. - Olivia helped teach him.

What do we do about Big Dad? He's going crazy.

- Our dad isn't normal either. - Our dad sees red when he sees yours.

- Can't your dad apologize to ours? - That'll never happen.

- He never apologizes to anyone. - Maybe we can make them be friends.

Exactly. We could get them to work together on something.

- They'll kill each other. - But what if they had to?

Dad, we need your help! Per and Olivia are drifting out to sea.

- What? - My Olivia?

They're heading for the dangerous reef. Look!

Oh no! That's terrible!

- We need a boat. - I'll go. You call the coast guard.

- No. I'll go. You make the call. - This isn't about playing the hero.

It's about being a hero.

Hey! What's going on?

Wait! Just a minute!

- Hey! - What's going on?

- They were supposed to work together. - Right.

I'm coming, Olivia! Take it easy.

- They've gone nuts! - What are they doing?

- I'm coming, Per. - I don't think so.

No!

- No, B.B. - Get off!

Get off!

- I can't believe it! - What are they doing?

You don't want to know.

B.B.

Cheaters! Those aren't our kids!

- What are you doing, spaghetti? - What am I doing?

- That didn't work either. - They refuse to collaborate.

Ahoy! What are you doing, Little Bjørn?

They're out of their depth. Once again. Need a hand, Dad?

- Let's think of something else. - Like what? The final is tomorrow.

- Where are our seats? - The Dad family. This way please.

- Where are the others? - Sis is changing.

- Go and get Mie and Ole. - Fine. I have to go get Little Dad.

- I'm right here. - I meant Bodil.

Hurry. It starts soon.

- Here you go. - Hi. I'm showing your videos.

- May I have them? - Ours is on its way.

Does it have a title? How about "Spaghetti in 100 ways"?

- Very funny. - Here is ours. Take good care of it.

It's gold, you see. Do you see?

- Mie! It's starting now. - I'm going as fast as I can.

- Coming? - Yes. I'll save the video onto this.

- Little Dad. - There. All set.

- What's this? - All the outtakes.

Welcome, everyone. The time has finally come -

- to find out who will be our Sun Family!

The finalists are: As so often before, the Skov family.

And for the first time, the Dad family.

First, the families will introduce themselves with their vacation video.

And afterwards, the decisive performance will take place on this stage.

May the best family win!

Now watch carefully, spaghetti.

It already started.

- That looks professional. - Not really.

Hurry up! You have to change!

What a family! And very worthy candidates.

- Hey. - Hi.

And meanwhile, we have a surprise.

The dancing girls!

I'll check on the kids.

- I hope Little Dad won't be nervous. - He's looking forward to it.

I'm nervous. Especially about what my dad will say.

- Olivia? August, what's going on? - We were just talking.

Just talking? Don't just talk. You're competitors!

This isn't a cookout at the youth club. This is serious. Only one family wins.

- And the winner takes it all. - What if we lose?

Lose? I don't even know the word.

We don't lose in our family. Okay?

If you chat with the opposition instead of getting ready, you will lose.

Focus, Olivia.

Dig deep, August. Okay? You know what I expect from you.

- Hello? I need your film. - Here it is.

- Wait! We should use this one. - No, it has all the outtakes.

Exactly!

- You're absolutely right, Per. - Yes. Of course we'll do that. Ole?

I'm 100% in.

- You're sure? - Yes.

Here comes the next family video.

It's all smoke and mirrors! Take a look.

- What is going on? - I'll tell you.

Exactly what should be going on.

Yes, you're right, Uncle. I think so too.

That's one way of doing it.

But there's everything to play for. No we'll see each family's show.

And I can't wait. How about you?

The others get to go first. I bet they're good, but so are my kids.

Right, Uncle?

Uncle?

Wouldn't you do better in sensible shoes and looser dress?

Probably. But I want to look hot.

You are hot, Sis. It has nothing to do with clothes. It's...

Isn't it about time to get that? And forgive him for whatever he did?

- Ready, Sis? - Yes. Just a second.

Peter?

- What in the world? What's going on? - I don't know.

That's my daughter! That's Sis!

Do you feel like a loser if you make mistakes?

You think you're an over-achiever who's lucky.

You want to be a winner who climbs to the top.

But your friends would rather have you drop.

You're a hard ass, a smart ass, but you've nothing to prove -

- to those who know you. You're good enough as you are.

Good enough, good enough. Good enough as you are.

- What are you doing, dear? - I want to sing along.

If you're wearing high heels or just bare feet-

- you're just as cool as the rest. You're good enough as you are.

Where did you get that dog?

Isn't he the cutest?

There's too much competition. Everyone wants to be no. 1.

Give yourself a chance to chill a little bit.

There's so much more than being the best.

Here's our tip. Let go. We promise life will be a party.

- Mother-in-law! - Uncle!

Believe in yourself, what you can do and what you're worth.

Believe in yourself, what you can do and what you're worth.

Believe in yourself, what you can do and what you're worth.

Believe in yourself, what you can do and what you're worth.

You want to be a star, but stars don't shine equally.

- Try to find your own core. - You're good enough as you are.

Good enough, good enough. Good enough as you are.

Good enough, good enough. Good enough as you are.

Let the others do whatever they want.

Just be yourself and things can't go wrong.

We're all different and have something to learn.

Don't be so sanctimonious. Look at yourself in the mirror.

And believe that you're okay and perfect as you are.

Forget the hard ass and smart ass. You have nothing to prove.

We're your friends and you're good enough as you are.

Bravo!

Wow! That was spectacular!

- But I don't know how to rule on this. - I know!

Give it to him. Our dad says we're good enough as we are.

- And you know what, Dad? - So are you!

Here you go.

Thank you, but honestly...

I don't deserve it. Dad, I'm sorry I teased you in school -

- and called you names, including that Italian dish. I'm sorry.

That was wrong of me. It's what Little Per said. Very mean of me.

And I'd like to apologize. I'm sorry. Please come up here.

Yes, come up here.

Thank you, Bjørn.

But I don't deserve it either. I've acted like a fool all week.

- But not as big a fool as I have. - I've been a bigger fool than you.

- I've been an idiot. - I've been a bigger idiot.

- I was a gigantic idiot! - Dad!

You're right, kids. If anyone deserves this, it's you.

No thanks. Come on, Olivia.

- Thanks for a lovely vacation. - We could stay another week. Alright?

Olé!

Let's meet again. I want to learn to beatbox.

- But you're going to play for Ajax. - That's Dad's dream. Not mine.

No thanks.

Peter!

Selfie time!

Smile!

Forget the lies and bling! Be yourself!

It's that time again, Little Dad. Let's go.

- Dad? Again? - It's not a real walk, just...

- It's my dog. - I know.

- But you can come if you want. - I'd love to. Thanks.

Come along, Little Dad.

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