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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,604 'Who has never dreamed of knowing heaven on earth, 2 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,444 'of sailing away to a desert island? 3 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,690 'Well, here's a story about such a dream come true. 4 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,112 'A story that starts in London, at tea time. 5 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,703 'Which is not surprising since it's always tea time in London. 6 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,995 'On this particular day, at the house of The Honourable Mr Bramwell...' 7 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,420 Your tea, Mr Bramwell. 8 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,801 The heir from America is waiting outside. 9 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,386 The heir from America? 10 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,006 Oh, we can't keep him waiting. Eh, gentlemen? 11 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:06,179 Well, don't stand there gaping, Pringle. Show him in, immediately. 12 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,475 Will you go in now? 13 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,452 - Mr Laurel, I presume. - No, no, I'm Oliver Hardy. 14 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,367 I'm Mr Laurel's financial exchequer. 15 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,992 - But where is Mr Laurel? - Oh, right here. Mr Laurel is... 16 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:34,792 Ah, Mr Laurel, we've had quite a time finding you. 17 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,463 And now, gentlemen, let me introduce the two attorneys 18 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:43,178 who handled your late uncle's affairs in France and in Italy. 19 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,140 Mr Hardy, Monsieur Bonfois. Mr Laurel, Signor Paltroni. 20 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,475 How do you do? 21 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:50,515 Signor Paltroni, Mr Hardy. Mr Bonfois, Mr Laurel. 22 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,888 My name is Bramwell. 23 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,982 Mr Hardy! 24 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:02,608 Well, gentlemen, could we get down to business? 25 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,905 Oh, thank you, Stanley. 26 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,153 Now, just how much was this legacy? 27 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:11,329 Oh, you Americans! You never seem to believe in formalities, do you? 28 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,203 There's one thing about us. 29 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:18,047 We always believe in business before pleasure. 30 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,666 You see... 31 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,619 Pardon me. 32 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,626 Thank you very much. 33 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,335 Now, could we proceed? 34 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,714 As a matter of fact, we had better get right to business. 35 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,551 Your uncle was quite an eccentric. 36 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:15,225 He didn't believe in banks. 37 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,270 He insisted on keeping his money in cash. 38 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,357 - And here it is. - What is it? 39 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,572 It's money, I think. 40 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:28,363 Indeed, it is money, and a very large sum. 41 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,329 - Italian lira. - French francs. 42 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,163 And English pounds. 43 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,782 Stanley... 44 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,419 Mr Laurel, before we actually turn this money over to you, 45 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,255 there are, of course, some administrative charges. 46 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,750 These include overhead legal charges... 47 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,717 Deflation, amortisation... 48 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:51,387 Currency fluctuation, foreign exchange and a few other incidentals. 49 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,054 Gentlemen! 50 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,312 Here's your receipt, Mr Laurel. 51 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,324 Well, gentlemen... 52 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,536 My dear Mr Hardy, there is another small item. 53 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,747 - What now? - The taxes. 54 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,743 To save you time, we've had them all figured out. 55 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,622 Including, naturally, a slight fee for our services. 56 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:27,502 These deductions represent income taxes, state taxes, inheritance taxes, 57 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,550 death taxes and living taxes. 58 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,095 And a few other plain taxes. 59 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,683 Gentlemen... 60 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,277 Wish Uncle had left me the taxes! 61 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,650 Is that all we get? 62 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,662 Oh, but you also get an island! 63 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,907 - An island? - And a beautiful yacht. 64 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,625 - A yacht? - Yes, yes. 65 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:04,043 The yacht is tied to a dock right here, see? In Marseilles, France. 66 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,632 And the island is here, in the South Seas. 67 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,717 Gee, that sounds wonderful, Ollie! 68 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,804 Well, that sounds swell, but... 69 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,673 How much are the taxes on that? 70 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:17,222 Oh, none. The island is absolutely tax free! 71 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,346 - Here's your money. - The papers for the boat. 72 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,814 And this is the deed to the island. 73 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,811 Well, now, that cleans out, er... I mean, that cleans up the estate. 74 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,108 Gentlemen, I bid you good day. 75 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,356 Come, Stanley. 76 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,117 Why don't you be careful? 77 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,251 Take a look. Here's your little boat, gentlemen. 78 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,144 - And here's your port clearance. - Ah! 79 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,887 Boy, we'll need a crew for this one. 80 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,889 A crew? What do we need a crew for? 81 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,438 - I'm running this boat! - Well, let's get on it. 82 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,312 - Oh, I beg your pardon. Dock fees. - How much? 83 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,484 - 19,000. - Lovely! 84 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,904 Thank you, sir, and bon voyage. 85 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,402 - Merci beaucoup. - Good day. 86 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,495 - Bon tomorrow! - Thank you. 87 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:22,492 It's a good thing he didn't take the taxes. We'd have had nothing left of that. 88 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,371 Pardon me. Thanks a lot for reminding me. I forgot about it. 89 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,463 - Thanks. - Er, Monsieur... 90 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,509 Thank you. It's much too much, sir. Much too much. 91 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,012 What did you have to open your big mouth for? 92 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:43,935 - Well, I didn't know he was going to take it. - Come on and let's take a look at the boat. 93 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,476 We've got plenty of gas! 94 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,325 Let that thing alone! 95 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,785 Put that down! 96 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,379 - Look, there's a tunnel. - Look. 97 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,208 See? Let's go down. 98 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,145 - Why don't you watch where you're walking? - Well, I couldn't help it. 99 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,614 Oh, never mind that. Let's see what we've got here. 100 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,931 Shh! 101 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,012 - I didn't know they were living underneath. - Well, they've moved now! 102 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:54,231 - What'd he say? - I wouldn't care to repeat it. 103 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,524 Come on! 104 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,714 - What happened? - Mind your own business! 105 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,135 Oh, look! 106 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,927 What is it? 107 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,770 Well, that's an emergency life raft for four people. 108 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:34,688 - You can't get four people into this thing! - You don't understand. 109 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,402 Inside there's a compressed air cylinder. 110 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:42,116 When you release the valve, it blows up large enough to carry four people. 111 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,699 Well, what about me? 112 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,164 You don't have to be insulting. 113 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,368 Haven't I always taken care of you? 114 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,501 You're the first one I'd think of. 115 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,259 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Ollie. 116 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,800 Ollie. 117 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,642 Ollie. 118 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,598 Yoo-hoo! 119 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:27,285 Take that snake skin off and get that cargo aboard! 120 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,160 "What about me"... 121 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,123 What about me? 122 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,814 Don't waste time like that. Throw them to me and I'll put them there. 123 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,303 Look at that! 124 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:18,264 - What goes on here? - There's a man in the cage! 125 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,606 - I bet it's Antoine again. - But the guy must be mad. 126 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,445 I'm a monkey, I tell you! 127 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,530 - He's a stateless man. - A what? 128 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,320 Somebody who has no nationality. 129 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:33,287 Oh, he's not a bad guy, really. But no country seems to want him. 130 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,532 He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine. 131 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,001 Don't you know it's against the law to land here without a passport? 132 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:47,593 Arrest me, punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison! 133 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,179 But remember that to put me in prison you've got to let me land. 134 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,299 How long has he been on your ship, Captain? 135 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,800 Oh, months. 136 00:14:54,936 --> 00:15:00,398 He tried to get ashore at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney... 137 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,892 - Brooklyn. - Brooklyn, Salonika... 138 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,268 Everywhere we stopped. 139 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,739 - All I ask for is a country. - Well, get a passport. 140 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,732 Oh, that's easy to say. 141 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,781 How can I get a passport if I have no country? 142 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,951 And how can I get in the country if I have no passport? 143 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,665 Sorry, I didn't make the regulations. 144 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,160 You're not allowed to land in this country. That's the law! 145 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,752 Fine laws! 146 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,169 You land monkeys without a passport, and not human beings! 147 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,343 Take him back on board. 148 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,343 Let's go! 149 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,764 - Canned food, one crate. - Canned food, one crate. 150 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,852 - Six sheets, plywood. - Six sheets, plywood. 151 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,142 Six sheets, plywood. 152 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,063 - Six sheets, plywood. - Six sheets, plywood. 153 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,608 - Sugar, one sack. - Sugar, one sack. 154 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,833 Oh, all right. 155 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,918 Sugar, one sack. 156 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,175 Won't you ever stop playing hide and seek with us? 157 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,471 - Go on. Beat it and quick! - But you two always stop me. 158 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,310 Now, see here. You're probably a good stonemason. 159 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,021 - Why don't you go and work in Italy? - But I'm an immigrant! 160 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,983 - That's just it. Immigrant in Italy. - You kidding or something? 161 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,190 How can you immigrate to a place you've left already? 162 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,440 Well, maybe. 163 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,987 But one sure thing, you're not going to leave Marseilles without paying your passage. 164 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,328 - It's a funny world, huh? - How come? 165 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,952 Well, here we are, catching a man who tries to sneak off a boat 166 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,999 and catching another man who tries to sneak on, 167 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,669 when they could settle it so easily with one another. 168 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,629 Oh yeah? You borrowed that without asking me. 169 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,132 Well, I wouldn't have minded losing it if your trick had finally worked. 170 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,678 It's tough, eh, Antoine? 171 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,224 - Oh, I'll find another way out, don't worry. - Don't tell me about it, huh? 172 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,439 Good morning, boys. 173 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,153 What'd you say? 174 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,776 I haven't opened my mouth! 175 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,119 Good morning, boys! 176 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,042 - Going on a vacation? - We're going to the South Seas. 177 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,753 - That's a long trip there and a long way back! - Yeah, but we're not coming back. 178 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,965 You see, we own an island out there. Don't we, Ollie? 179 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,425 Uh-huh. 180 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,967 - Say, how do you start an engine? - With a mechanic, of course! 181 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,717 We can't afford one. We haven't got any money. 182 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,889 - We did have, but they took it all for taxes! - Well, don't worry. 183 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,856 I'm going to send you a mechanic and he won't cost you a cent! 184 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,114 - Well, everything's arranged. - What is? My execution? 185 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,279 There are two characters alongside. 186 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,870 They own an island in the South Seas. You're invited. 187 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,411 And you won't need a passport to get ashore. 188 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,955 - Thank you. - Thank you. 189 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,548 - Look out. - Thank you. 190 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,047 - Good morning, Stanley. - Good morning, Ollie. 191 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,584 - Er, where are we? - We're here. You see? Right... 192 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,054 Well, we shouldn't be. We'll have to change our course. 193 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,889 Keep her on course. You can eat later. 194 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,889 - But I'm hungry. - So am I! Selfish! 195 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,013 - Your hat. - Oh, thank you. 196 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,391 Forgetting your manners when you get on a yacht... 197 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,782 Stanley, this is wonderful. The sea, the sky, the sun... 198 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,652 And you and I alone on the bounding main. 199 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,699 What do you mean, alone? He's with us. 200 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:10,666 Oh, of course, Antoine. He's our very, very good friend. 201 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,034 Yes, sir. 202 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,662 And we'll share and share alike. 203 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,255 Thank you. 204 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,590 Thank you. 205 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:28,968 Stanley, open the skylight so we can get some of that good sea air. 206 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:39,190 You know what? You need glasses. 207 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,688 - It's already open. - What? 208 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,614 When you get to the island, you'd better see an optimist. 209 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,282 Hot rolls and butter. 210 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,658 And for the pièce de resistance, Antoine presents his specialty, 211 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,786 the côte de veaugarnie. 212 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,914 - Ah! Sounds good. - Mmh! 213 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:04,086 I'm going to enjoy that, I know. I love côte de... 214 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:52,059 Hey, Antoine. I suppose in the garnie you use a small touch of garlic. 215 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,428 Oh, I hardly use a pinch. 216 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:15,457 A man that would steal food from a friend is the smallest thing in the world. 217 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,075 Oh, I don't know. 218 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:21,296 All I hope, Stanley, is that you enjoyed your roll. 219 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,756 How could I enjoy it, when you stole it? 220 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,752 - What do you mean, I stole it? You stole it! - You're telling... 221 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:31,010 I would like you to know how happy I am to have you both as my friends. 222 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,599 I would like to give you a toast. 223 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,185 - I give you friendship! - Friendship! 224 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,929 Here's how! 225 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,128 Let's have another, eh? 226 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,637 To friendship! 227 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,263 - To friendship! - To friendship! 228 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,265 Here's to your health! 229 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,528 Friendship! 230 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,780 Friendship. That's something really swell, no? 231 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,329 No! Definitely no! 232 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,544 Oh! Oh, the chops are done. Sit down, my friends. 233 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,998 Antoine is going to serve you his masterpiece. 234 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:30,338 - What's the matter now? - You know what's the matter. 235 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,588 I want my chop! Varnished with garlic! 236 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,174 You've got a lot of nerve! 237 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,018 You want my chop after you've eaten yours! 238 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:47,984 - I'm sorry. - Well, you should be! 239 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,440 Just a minute! 240 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,692 Where's my potato? 241 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,744 Now, listen. 242 00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:01,956 If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato and drank your wine, 243 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:05,418 - weigh me. - Well, if you didn't, who did? 244 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,759 You can't scare us with that. 245 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,979 As admiral of this ship, I'll have Stanley put you in irons! 246 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,349 What's all this about? 247 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,819 - You stole my potato! - Yeah! And my roll, wine and chop! 248 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,784 Incidentally, who's steering the boat? 249 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:43,123 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I tied the wheel on its course. 250 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,962 Well, for once you have used your head. 251 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,257 Thank you, Ollie. I'll try and do that more often. 252 00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:07,143 - What was that? - The motor's stopped! 253 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,890 Fix it. You're the engineer. 254 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,063 To tell you the truth, I'm not a mechanic. 255 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:14,154 The captain on the boat cooked up that story just to get rid of me. 256 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:19,026 As usual, I'll have to do everything myself! 257 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,825 - Get up on deck and stand by! - Stand by what? 258 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,414 Stand up on deck! 259 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,952 We'll take this little matter up later! 260 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,047 What do you think is wrong with it? 261 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:45,514 It's no use guessing. We'll just have to take it apart and find out. 262 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,512 In other words, use your head. 263 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,435 What for? 264 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:52,775 Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball! 265 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:57,780 - You mean one of those with a hole in? - Exactly! 266 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,401 Now, give me a hand. 267 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,036 Now let that be a lesson to you. 268 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,378 Here. 269 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:34,401 Put that down! 270 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,541 Ollie? 271 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:55,046 - What? - The gas tank's empty! 272 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,589 Why didn't you tell me that before? 273 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,713 Give me the parts and I'll put them back together. 274 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,311 Now we've got nothing left but the sail. 275 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,781 Now, when I give the signal, you pull. 276 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,128 What are you doing? I could have broken my arm! 277 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,216 Who are you and what are you doing on this boat? 278 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,711 You have no rights here! 279 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,259 I have my rights! I am travelling as a stowaway! 280 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,473 They didn't tell us a stowaway came with the boat. 281 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,058 - No. - Listen, fellas... 282 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,599 I could have easily been a stowaway on any other boat. 283 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,096 I happened to pick this one. 284 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,394 Then you have to find me and spoil everything. 285 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:58,689 Well, we had to use the sail because the engine broke! 286 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:03,611 - Well, why don't you try fixing the motor? - We tried to, but it fell in the sea. 287 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,449 Fell in the sea! Holy mackerel! 288 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,570 Just my luck to be a stowaway on a boat run by two land lubbers 289 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,914 who manage to drop the engine in the ocean! The ocean! Argh! 290 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,749 You know, I think we've offended him. 291 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,237 What's happened? What goes on here? 292 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,288 We've got a stowaway aboard. This is Antoine, the chef. 293 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,631 - Giovanni Copini. - Glad to meet you, sir. 294 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,126 - And this is Stanley. - How do you do? 295 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,264 How do you do? 296 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,973 Why don't you be careful? 297 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,601 Come on, we can't waste all day just talking! 298 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,353 Get that rope! Get the sail up! Go ahead! 299 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,526 You, the fat one, get on the other side! 300 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,399 Pull! It takes muscle to raise a sail! 301 00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:48,993 The fat one, the other side! All together now! 302 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:53,331 Hey, ho! 303 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,996 Hey, ho! Come on, pull on this. 304 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,791 Ho! Hey, ho! 305 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,289 Hey, ho! 306 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,995 - Just in time to eat lunch. - Never mind eating! 307 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,084 What happened to my pants? 308 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:42,922 I put them right there to dry. It's getting to the place that you... 309 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,633 Hey, the boat's moving! 310 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,336 You g... 311 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,601 - Kinda nice, eh, Stanley? - Sure is. 312 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:05,570 Just like playing hooky from school. 313 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,814 We're all playing hooky more or less. 314 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:11,238 Giovanni, what are you playing hooky from? 315 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:14,704 From a world where I'm always being told what to do and then how to do it. 316 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:19,417 One day, a rich real-estate man in my village hired me to build a wall. 317 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:24,039 I spent weeks trying to find bricks the right shape and kind of colour he wanted. 318 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,712 I fitted them into place one by one, 319 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:29,301 as if they were jewels. 320 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:33,093 When the wall was finished, it was shining in the sun like a real work of art, 321 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:36,809 because it was me, Giovanni, the best mason in Italy who'd built it. 322 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,808 Then the man came to have a look. 323 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,647 And he ordered me to tear down the wall. 324 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,939 He'd suddenly changed his mind. He wanted a picket fence. 325 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,689 - That's when I decided to play hooky. - We don't blame you. 326 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,316 - And you, what are you playing hooky from? - Taxes! 327 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,239 Yeah, we don't like taxes! 328 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:58,702 Hey, Antoine, what about you? Where is your home? 329 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:02,293 My home? I don't know. 330 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,788 The whole world ought to be man's country. 331 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,505 But for me... 332 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,250 Someone seems to have locked all the doors. 333 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,304 I can just see our island now. 334 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:17,217 Palm trees and flowers... 335 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:21,437 The sun to warm us, and the gentle rain. 336 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,650 It's a storm! Don't you think you'd better get the boat ready? 337 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,698 Oh, yes, it looks like a bad one. 338 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,868 - I never saw one like this before. - Me neither! 339 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,619 - We'd better pull down the sail! - I'll go and get the life raft! 340 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,074 Pull down the sail! 341 00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:01,233 Help! 342 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,742 Help! 343 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,316 Ah, look at that! 344 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:30,120 - An island! - We're on an island! 345 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,490 Stanley, we're on it. 346 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,382 We're on an island! Take a peep! 347 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,846 Take a peep! 348 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,466 I'm too popped to peep. 349 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,268 Oh! 350 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:56,104 Oh, look. Look! 351 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,565 Oh, boy! 352 00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:00,855 It's an atoll! 353 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,730 That's what it is, an atoll! Come on! 354 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,357 - Yes, yes. - Come on, brother. Easy, easy. 355 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:07,904 Easy, easy! 356 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:10,824 It's all right! It's all right. Let's go fishing now, eh? 357 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,787 - Hand me a basket. - Right away! 358 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:17,327 Quick! A pot, some wood. Build a fire for the bouillabaisse. 359 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:18,982 Don't forget to put some garlic in it. 360 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:22,627 Oh, without it, it wouldn't be a real bouillabaisse. 361 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,203 Well, it don't look so bad. 362 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,626 Still in good condition. 363 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:25,061 Antoine, what time are you serving dinner? 364 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,438 If you want to eat, you'd better go build a fire. 365 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:30,442 And you, my boy, clean the fish. 366 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:34,282 You get the paper and I'll get the wood. 367 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,001 - Ollie? - Yeah? 368 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,837 Hold this a minute, will you? I can't... 369 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,428 You know, boys? There seems to be a lot of room for building houses here. 370 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,101 Yeah, it sure is naked around here. 371 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,724 Admiral, what do we do on a deserted island? 372 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:07,149 Here's a man that was shipwrecked and he did all right. 373 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,816 Listen. 374 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:12,112 "Robinson Crusoe was born in the city of York. 375 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,656 "His father wanted him to become a lawyer. 376 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,825 "But young Crusoe longed to go to sea." 377 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:31,552 'Our modern Robinson Crusoes have gotten used to their new life. 378 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:34,012 'By using the latest scientific farming methods, 379 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,928 'they have tamed the wild land. 380 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,650 'And Mother Nature has supplied them with plenty of fresh water.' 381 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:04,122 'Man has set to work. So has nature. 382 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:08,247 'She has quickly changed a barren rock into an enchanting paradise. 383 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:11,592 'Weeks, months, years have passed. 384 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,676 'Everything has now improved. 385 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:18,925 'At last our castaways have earned the right to take a little time off from their hard work.' 386 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:30,986 Oscar. Oscar! 387 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:54,544 'For the animals, as well as for the men, 388 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:57,137 'this island has become a real paradise. 389 00:41:57,265 --> 00:42:00,178 'Yes, but a Garden of Eden without Eve, 390 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:03,017 'and Adam is bored. 391 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,478 'But... but what's this? 392 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:07,564 'Where are these skipping stones leading us to? 393 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:10,275 'To Papeete, the capital of Tahiti. 394 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:15,068 'And who do we find? Eve! I beg your pardon... Chérie Lamour. 395 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:19,614 'As you can see, she's got plenty of brains and culture. 396 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:21,954 'The most glamorous girl in Tahiti, 397 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,744 'and born in Paris, of course. 398 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,367 'Today is her big day. 399 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:29,165 'First of all, she is taking an audition at the Cockatoo, 400 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,004 'the smartest night club in town. 401 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:35,884 'And also she is expected at the courthouse for an important occasion. 402 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:38,880 'She's going to marry Lieutenant Jack Frazer.' 403 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,434 What time is it? 404 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,436 Twelve fifteen! 405 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:05,039 ♪ When you are sad and lonely 406 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:09,411 ♪ And your heart will break 407 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:16,630 ♪ Ask who's not so lonely 408 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:20,300 ♪ You lie awake 409 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,050 ♪ Why should you let yourself be blue 410 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:28,520 ♪ When I have got a cure for you? 411 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:34,144 ♪ Suppose your heart, for lack of love, is pining 412 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,110 ♪ Then come and get it 413 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,855 ♪ Oh, come and get it 414 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:41,529 ♪ You'll find the joy for which your heart's inclining 415 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:45,405 ♪ If you surrender yourself to me 416 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:53,375 ♪ To love I dedicate myself completely 417 00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:57,125 ♪ So come and get it, you won't regret it 418 00:43:57,260 --> 00:44:00,628 ♪ And first of all, I'll hold my tongue discreetly 419 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:04,427 ♪ When you surrender yourself to me 420 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:09,766 ♪ I give you all the love you deserve 421 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:13,481 ♪ If only for a day 422 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:18,733 ♪ And if of our affair you should tire 423 00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:23,951 ♪ Don't send me on my way 424 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:28,910 ♪ If love is what your lonely heart's still missing 425 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,828 ♪ Then come and get it 426 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,295 ♪ And once you've met me 427 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:38,837 ♪ Enjoy the rapture of my expertise 428 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:43,087 ♪ And learn how tender my love can be 429 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:46,181 ♪ Ah... 430 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,931 ♪ Will you explore a month of spring 431 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:53,271 ♪ Ah-ha... 432 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:58,982 ♪ Put up your hand and show you will ♪ 433 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,153 Thank you. 434 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:08,324 Can't you stay and have a drink on that? 435 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:11,915 Oh, no, no, no, I'm late, there'll be fireworks. Thank you. Goodbye. 436 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,909 Thank you. Goodbye. 437 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,997 Ah, Miss Lamour. This way, please. 438 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:20,711 Ah! 439 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,926 Oh, sweetheart, I'm so pleased. 440 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:25,073 Hardly looks like it! You're three quarters of an hour late. 441 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,737 You're not going to grumble about three little quarters of an hour? 442 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,263 Your Honour, I didn't keep you waiting, I hope? 443 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:33,182 - Well, er... - Uh-uh-uh! Chérie! 444 00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:38,726 Oh, Your Honour, look at them. Aren't they lovely? 445 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,089 - But you've been so extravagant, my dear. - Don't mention it. 446 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:45,733 Miss Lamour and you, sir. Marriage is a most important thing. 447 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:47,721 And I should like before proceeding any further... 448 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,862 - I got my contract. - What contract? 449 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:52,455 When we're married we're going to share everything in common. 450 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,747 That's not what I'm talking about. My contract with the Cockatoo! 451 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,244 My debut's tomorrow night, 452 00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,524 so you'll have a chance to come and see me before you sail. 453 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:03,758 - Miss Lamour, if you please, won't you... - Oh, but I'm listening to you, Your Honour. 454 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:08,263 Miss Lamour, Lieutenant, marriage is a most important thing. 455 00:46:08,391 --> 00:46:09,472 Just a minute. 456 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:12,454 I'm sorry to interrupt you, Your Honour, 457 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,558 but I've something to straighten out with my fiancée. 458 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,392 It's most unusual, but if... 459 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:20,063 Am I to understand that you intend to continue your career after we are married? 460 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,858 But of course, my sweetheart. You never suggested that I should give it up. 461 00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:25,481 I never broached the subject 462 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,816 because I took it for granted that after we were married 463 00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:29,484 you'd devote yourself entirely to me. 464 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,283 Nothing would please me more if you were here all the time. 465 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:35,408 But when you spend ten months out of the year sailing the seas, 466 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:38,502 what do you expect me to do? Swim behind your little barge? 467 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,915 Well, look, honey, 468 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:43,040 I'm not going to tolerate that while I'm out at sea 469 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:46,634 you spend your nights playing "Come On, Girl" in some clip joint. 470 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,971 Oh! "Come On, Girl" in some clip joint! 471 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:53,058 What do you think I am? I'm an artiste, not a bum. 472 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,019 You know what people call me? The female Caruso. 473 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,730 That's a fact, Your Honour. The female Caruso! 474 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:06,613 - Calm yourself, Miss Lamour. - I'm very calm, Your Honour! 475 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:08,802 But I'm not going to submit to this kind of blackmail! 476 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,159 In that case I'm not going to hang around here. 477 00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:13,700 You think about it, but think fast. 478 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,038 Please, sir... 479 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:18,034 Let him go away, Your Honour. I won't run after him! Do you hear me? 480 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,455 Miss Lamour... 481 00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:22,649 Think about it as well, and come and give me your answer tomorrow night at the Cockatoo. 482 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,735 If you're not in the audience, I know what your answer is. 483 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,092 Jack! Sweetheart! 484 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,846 He will come, won't he? 485 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,465 Tell him that if he doesn't show up tomorrow night, 486 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:35,513 he'll never see me again. 487 00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:37,601 I don't know what I'll do yet, 488 00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:40,097 but I'll see to it he never finds me. 489 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:43,976 OK, I'll give him the message, but you know him better than I do. 490 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:47,445 Hm! Well, then, he'll show up, I'm sure. 491 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:57,581 ♪ Can you guess just how much I adore you 492 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:03,921 ♪ How I long for your sweet embrace 493 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:10,295 ♪ Can you guess how the love that I feel for you 494 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:16,426 ♪ Fills my heart with such bliss when we meet and we kiss 495 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:22,056 ♪ Can you guess how I love to be near you 496 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:28,404 ♪ How I scream at each tender caress 497 00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,444 ♪ For the song that poets sing 498 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:35,159 ♪ Can't describe that precious thing 499 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:40,908 ♪ And the love that I want to express 500 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:44,957 ♪ Only you can guess 501 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:50,167 ♪ My window looks upon the square 502 00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:52,965 ♪ When I'm alone I hear the feet 503 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:56,181 ♪ Of people passing in the street 504 00:48:56,308 --> 00:49:00,552 ♪ But for tonight no sorrow to bear 505 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:06,233 ♪ Come close to me and hold my hand 506 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,853 ♪ I can't hear your heart beating near 507 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:14,734 ♪ And feel the touch I love so much 508 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:20,581 ♪ And our delight fills all the night 509 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:27,330 ♪ Can you guess just how much I adore you? 510 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:33,510 ♪ How I long for your sweet embrace 511 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:40,890 ♪ Can you guess all the love that I feel for you 512 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:47,017 ♪ Fills my heart with such bliss when we meet and we kiss 513 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:51,942 ♪ Can you guess how I long to be near you? 514 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:58,911 ♪ How I scream at each tender caress 515 00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:02,202 ♪ For the song that poets sing 516 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:06,998 ♪ Can't describe that precious thing 517 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:12,750 ♪ And the love that I want to express 518 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:18,840 ♪ Only you can guess ♪ 519 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:21,808 Magnificent! And to think that pighead didn't show up! 520 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:44,372 He didn't show up! He didn't show up! He ruined everything! 521 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,871 - Where is he? - He sailed this morning. 522 00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:50,043 I wouldn't even listen. He said he wouldn't give in. 523 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:52,247 I won't give in either. 524 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,042 Did you tell him he might lose me forever? 525 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,214 I did. 526 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:58,757 Encore! Encore! 527 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,179 - They want an encore. Hurry up, quick! - Yes, yes. 528 00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:09,543 But Jack will be back in two weeks. You'll see him again. 529 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,524 - What do I care? I won't be here. - What? 530 00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:14,690 - When is your ship sailing, Captain? - Next Friday. Why? 531 00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:18,315 - Take me as a passenger. - But my tub's no luxury liner, understand? 532 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,612 It makes no difference. All I want is to leave. 533 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:24,203 Hey! There's also my wife. 534 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:26,823 Aye-aye-aye... 535 00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:09,617 - Ah! The hunting season's on? - Get up! Out of that bed! 536 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:12,460 Your husband should've warned me you're coming on this voyage. 537 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,545 I wouldn't have sailed on this slave ship. 538 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:17,313 I never believed that story of your marriage with Frazer being off. 539 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:20,506 I had a hunch you were going to make a play for my husband. 540 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,846 Get up! And start your packing! 541 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:25,386 - You're going to throw me overboard? - No. 542 00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:30,603 We're going to land you on an island. An island unknown. 543 00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:32,188 Are there people on it? 544 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,524 You'll find out about that as soon as you land. 545 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,941 Wherever you appear, in no time you're surrounded by men. 546 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:45,472 No, I tell you it isn't fair to put this poor girl up in a deserted island. 547 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,032 There are houses. I saw them. 548 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,951 Where there are houses, there are people. 549 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,619 - It suits me. - Get moving! 550 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:53,869 But I keep telling you, she only came aboard on account of Frazer, 551 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,165 just to make him jealous. 552 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:57,657 He'll blow his top if I tell him I put you off on an island. 553 00:52:57,758 --> 00:52:59,966 You don't have to tell him about it. 554 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:05,096 Or rather... tell him I can be just as stubborn as he can. 555 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:11,012 - I'll row you over. - No, you don't! You stay right here. 556 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:15,015 She knows how to row, and if she can't, she'll have to swim. 557 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:17,392 - So long, sweetheart! - No! 558 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,816 I'm glad you boys are here. I want to talk to you. 559 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,739 Where were you fellas a while ago? 560 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,578 I was down at the beach getting these fish for dinner. See? 561 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,994 I was working in the garden. 562 00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:34,493 Did you see or hear anything? 563 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,119 - Just the waves. - Why? 564 00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:39,874 I'll tell you why. Because I was down by the lagoon, 565 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:42,751 and I thought I heard the engines of a big boat. 566 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,127 Then it whistled. 567 00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:47,847 By the time I climbed up to see, there was nothing there. 568 00:53:47,975 --> 00:53:51,264 - That's because it had gone. - Oh! 569 00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:54,938 - What had gone? - The boat. 570 00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:02,938 Do you mean to tell me that you saw a boat and didn't let us know? 571 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:07,613 Well, I saw and I waved to it, but it didn't wave back, so I... 572 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:11,204 Get us something to drink before I forget myself. 573 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:16,956 Stan has certainly received more than his share of stupidity. 574 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:20,046 Yeah, no one person could be really such a blockhead. 575 00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:25,760 Pardon me. 576 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:41,101 - What's the matter with you? - I think I saw something. 577 00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,319 What are you talking about? 578 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,985 There's a girl in the kitchen. 579 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:49,951 You are absolutely right. 580 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:52,491 - There she is! - Hello. 581 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:04,628 Well, hello, fellas. 582 00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:06,755 How did you get here? 583 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:10,881 Well, I guess you might say I was dropped by a witch. 584 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,973 Like the one that rides on a broom? 585 00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:14,808 No. 586 00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:16,769 This one used a shotgun. 587 00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:20,686 I'm sorry for this intrusion, but you'll have to take me as a guest, I'm afraid. 588 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,150 It will be a pleasure. 589 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,437 I knew I should've built a guest house a long time ago. 590 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:27,568 Oh... There's no place for me to stay? 591 00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:30,316 Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 592 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,819 Giovanni and Antoine will move in with Stanley and me. 593 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:36,623 - And you can stay right here. - You're very kind. 594 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,618 Come, my little princess, and I shall show you to your boudoir. 595 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:42,416 You know, I think I'm going to like this place. 596 00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:45,882 It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything. 597 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:57,394 I left my taxi down at the beach with all my things. 598 00:55:57,521 --> 00:56:00,889 Er, gentlemen, get the lady's luggage and bring it to her château. 599 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,016 Thank you. 600 00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:04,420 What's that funny thing up there? 601 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:07,858 That, my dear, is the wreckage of the good ship Momus. 602 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,903 I shall never forget the day that I found this island. 603 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:14,368 It was a terrible night, dark as pitch. 604 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:17,455 It was so pitch, you couldn't see your hand behind your back. 605 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,791 Exactly, Stanley! 606 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:23,537 Then, all of a sudden, I spotted that harbour. 607 00:56:23,672 --> 00:56:26,540 I put her bow into the teeth of the gale, 608 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:31,466 lashed myself to the wheel and beached her on that pinnacle. 609 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:34,055 And it's been there ever since. 610 00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:37,050 Well boys, you must have had trouble getting it up so high. 611 00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:40,394 - He read it in a book. - Er, come, my dear. Book... 612 00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:45,400 One, two, three... It's all there. Thank you. 613 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,744 Stanley, have you forgotten that we have company? 614 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,835 Gentlemen, make yourselves comfortable. 615 00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:00,554 Gentlemen! 616 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:29,332 Stanley... 617 00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:33,583 - This is my side. - Well, there's no room on my side. 618 00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:36,632 Well, the fair thing to do is to take turns. 619 00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:39,130 While one sits up, the other sleeps. 620 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:42,725 And when he wakes up, we change. 621 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:47,223 Now, that's what I call a sport. Thank you, Ollie. 622 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:49,440 That's a good idea. 623 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:54,609 I sleep, and then when you wake up, I sleep again. 624 00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:57,403 And haven't you forgotten something? 625 00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:01,494 - Huh? - Haven't you forgotten something? 626 00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,371 Oh... Good night, Ollie. 627 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:07,537 - I'm sorry, I... - Get up and put that candle out. 628 00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:10,161 - But you said that I could... - Go ahead, selfish. 629 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,262 Ollie. 630 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,059 Ollie. 631 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:33,108 Ollie. 632 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:36,479 - Are you awake yet? - No! 633 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:10,104 Pardon me. Shh! 634 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,769 - What is that thing? What is it? - Look out! 635 01:01:47,287 --> 01:01:49,244 Open the window and we'll drive him out. 636 01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:11,760 ♪ La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la 637 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,727 ♪ Oh, come and get it 638 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:17,098 ♪ La-la, la-la-la ♪ 639 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,317 - Ah! - This morning I'm going to prepare 640 01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:22,278 a magnificent seagull egg omelette with fine herbs. 641 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:23,862 Omelette... Bah! 642 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:27,609 Well, today I'm gonna draw the plans for a splendid villa with a big roman bath. 643 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,971 What are you going to do, Ollie? 644 01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:31,738 I'm going to give you fellas a piece of my mind. 645 01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:34,616 - Chérie's a nice girl, isn't she? - Exquisite! 646 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,413 - Charming! - Pretty, too! 647 01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:38,035 And we're all friends, aren't we? 648 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,332 - Of course. - Naturally. 649 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:42,832 Well, I make a motion that we never let a woman come between us. 650 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:44,129 - Agreed? - Of course. 651 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:46,969 - I agree. - Now, let's all get dressed. 652 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:53,601 - Say, Ollie, where's the sandpaper? - Sandpaper? 653 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,971 - In that locker. - Thank you. 654 01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:14,329 Pardon me. 655 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,582 Thank you. 656 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,956 Pardon me. 657 01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:21,416 Thank you. 658 01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:27,884 Pardon me. 659 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:33,553 Thanks a lot. 660 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:35,301 Pardon me. 661 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,227 Thank you. 662 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,402 Pardon me. 663 01:04:22,233 --> 01:04:24,145 Hey! 664 01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:27,986 Look! 665 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:40,199 Hello. 666 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:45,208 What's the matter? The cat got your tongues? 667 01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:47,710 Uh-uh. 668 01:04:47,842 --> 01:04:50,050 Mmh! How nice you look this morning. 669 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,197 Come on, come on, I want you to sit down. 670 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:01,638 I'll have the food on the table in two seconds. 671 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,158 Look! She's put on clean plates! 672 01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:20,702 - Even a table cloth! - And clean napkins! 673 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,917 - Yes, she even swept the floor. - Yes. 674 01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:41,218 Does this belong to anybody? 675 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:42,595 Never saw that guy before. 676 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,813 - Nobody I know. - No. 677 01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,938 It's mine. It's a friend. 678 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:56,488 It's just someone I knew once. 679 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,924 I have a little surprise which I hope you're going to like. 680 01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:15,169 - What, another one? - What is it? 681 01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:17,217 A bouillabaisse! 682 01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:22,097 Tell me, was your boyfriend fond of bouillabaisse? 683 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,720 Oh, he loved it. 684 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,855 Is this the warehouse you've been building? 685 01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:18,733 As warehouses go, it's a funny warehouse. 686 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,956 This is no warehouse! 687 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,728 It's for you. 688 01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:51,519 - For me? - Yes, for you. It sure is easy to fool you. 689 01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:54,268 Did you really think we were building a refrigerator? 690 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:58,614 We were afraid you'd find out, so we put on all the decorations last night. 691 01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:00,232 Oh! 692 01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:24,969 Come on in. 693 01:08:57,842 --> 01:08:59,708 It's just lovely. 694 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:08,642 You've all been such wonderful friends. This is the first real home I've ever had. 695 01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:10,557 I'm so happy, I... 696 01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:14,770 You're not content just to be a singer. 697 01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:16,392 You've also got to be the comedian. 698 01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:31,207 What are you playing now? Snow white and the seven dwarves? 699 01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:36,670 That's the fella in the picture that she carries around with her. 700 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:41,383 All right! You've tracked me down! Now what? 701 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:44,299 You're wrong, baby. I never tried tracking you down. 702 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:47,844 Our old friend Dolan reported he'd seen an uncharted island. 703 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:51,013 My business here is to chart it. My men are out there working at it now. 704 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:56,311 Look here. I suppose I oughta have my head examined, 705 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:59,059 but I'm going to give you one more chance. 706 01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:03,189 Go and pack you're things and be down at the beach in 15 minutes. 707 01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:06,525 What for? 708 01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:09,074 Well, I suppose you want to be rescued, don't you? 709 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,867 Not by you! 710 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,496 Lieutenant! Come right away! We've found something! 711 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,836 OK. I'll be right with you. 712 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:22,003 This is your last chance. Are you coming? 713 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:26,337 No! 714 01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:35,019 We'd better keep an eye on that guy. 715 01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,856 He looks like a man that would steal our island. 716 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,037 It's uranium! The place is loaded with it. 717 01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:59,206 Uranium? 718 01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:04,945 Which one of you fellas happened to land first on this island? 719 01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:07,086 Let me handle this, fellas. 720 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:08,462 Why do you ask that? 721 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:11,181 Because it will determine which nation owns the island. 722 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:12,516 We all own it. 723 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,264 Of course, of course... You own the island. 724 01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:19,390 You're the real proprietors, but some country has got to claim sovereignty. 725 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,690 International law specifies that an island belongs to the country 726 01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:25,608 whose citizen was first to set foot on it. 727 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:29,154 - So some country can take our island? - That's right. 728 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:31,572 And if that country has immigration laws? 729 01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:34,617 - You'll have to abide by those laws. - Even income tax laws? 730 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:38,618 Income tax laws, inheritance taxes and sales taxes. 731 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:42,417 You know what they are trying to do? They're trying to take our geraniums. 732 01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,084 That's it, exactly! 733 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:47,255 Pardon us for just one moment! 734 01:11:56,896 --> 01:12:01,106 Let's tell him that we all landed on the island at the same time. 735 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:05,103 We can't tell a lie. Antoine was the first to land. 736 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:08,322 - It was a terrible night and... - All right, all right. 737 01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:18,081 Here's how it is. I was the first man to set foot on this island. 738 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:20,872 - OK. What's your name? - Antoine. 739 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:24,792 - Antoine what? - Antoine, Master of Cooking. 740 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:27,211 - Nationality? - I haven't any! 741 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,427 You see, he is what is known as a stateless man. 742 01:12:30,555 --> 01:12:33,423 Or in other words, a misplaced person. 743 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:36,392 You see, he's lost and he can't find himself. 744 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,039 - Listen, you've got to have a nationality. - You're telling me! 745 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:41,601 I explained that in every port wherever I tried to land, 746 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:43,894 but no country wanted to have me. 747 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:47,144 Every country now will want to have you! 748 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,239 I'll go and radio the authorities and dump it in somebody's lap. 749 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,698 So long, gentlemen. 750 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:54,489 - Bye, bye... - So long, Lieutenant. 751 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:03,289 Show in the gentlemen of the press. 752 01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:10,439 Is it true a new island's been discovered? 753 01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:12,531 - Can you give us the facts? - Who does it belong to? 754 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:15,093 Not so fast, gentlemen. Not so fast. 755 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,762 The island belongs to no one. For the time being. 756 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:18,930 To no one? 757 01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:20,821 Four shipwrecked men have settled down there, 758 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:24,352 but the first man who stepped on the island is a stateless person, 759 01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:27,226 a citizen of no nationality. 760 01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:30,980 Consequently, no country is in a position to lay claim to sovereignty on the island. 761 01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:32,276 Is it an important island? 762 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:36,778 Important? It is loaded with the biggest deposits of uranium discovered to this day. 763 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,495 Uranium? 764 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:43,209 Shh! Here's the complete file, gentlemen. You can go through it as you please. 765 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:52,070 Every hour on the hour, this station is giving you up-to-the-minute reports... 766 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,285 The recent discovery in the Pacific... 767 01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:03,600 ...on an island which will be known henceforth as Atoll "H". 768 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:07,600 I beg your pardon, Atoll "K". 769 01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,772 After a fortnight of conferences... 770 01:14:09,904 --> 01:14:12,567 ...the great powers, in a joint statement issued today, 771 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:15,236 announced the appointment of an international commission 772 01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:18,486 to decide which nation will be awarded sovereignty rights 773 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:21,830 over the island which has emerged from the ocean only a short time ago 774 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,291 and will be known as Atoll "K". 775 01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:27,502 'This statement was welcomed with relief in the world capitals. 776 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:29,792 'Now it has become only a question of time 777 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:32,416 'before some government raises its flag over Atoll "K".' 778 01:14:33,928 --> 01:14:36,511 Some government's flag, they say. 779 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:37,755 Do you hear that? 780 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:40,633 Well, why don't we make a government of our own? 781 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:43,181 Chérie's right! 782 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:49,813 I'll write a constitution like has never been written before. 783 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:53,737 Er... sharpen this! 784 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:08,160 This will have to be a short constitution. 785 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,621 Now... 786 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:16,627 We, the people of... 787 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,597 Of? 788 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:23,012 Crusoeland... 789 01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:29,565 ...in order to save our island, 790 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:35,609 do hereby form a government. 791 01:15:36,824 --> 01:15:38,565 Now, what kind of government do we want? 792 01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:40,501 Very little government would be good, I think. 793 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:42,653 - Without too many laws. - And no passports. 794 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:45,454 No passports. 795 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,576 - And no prisons. - No prisons. 796 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,543 No taxes. 797 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:54,213 What? 798 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,594 - No taxes. - No taxes. 799 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:02,130 Say, this is getting to be a perfect government. 800 01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:05,930 And I will add "no laws" and "no money". 801 01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:08,265 And that's all we have room for. 802 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:13,024 Now, the next thing is to hold an election. I vote for myself as President. 803 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,235 And Stanley seconds the motion. 804 01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:18,571 But I'm the discoverer of our island! I vote for me! 805 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,699 - You vote for me too, don't you? - No, no, no, no. 806 01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:22,692 Giovanni, votes only for Giovanni! 807 01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:26,113 The electioneering is over! 808 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:31,998 Chérie. 809 01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:34,086 Count the votes. 810 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:36,423 One vote for Giovanni. 811 01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,837 One vote for Antoine. 812 01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:41,712 One, two, three... 813 01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:43,634 Three votes for Oliver Crusoe. 814 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:46,759 The President is elected by a comfortable majority. 815 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:55,525 As President of Crusoeland, I will now choose my cabinet. 816 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,270 Chérie, you are my Vice President. 817 01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:01,193 Oh, thank you, Mr President. 818 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:04,238 Antoine, and you are my foreign minister. 819 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,446 I am very proud. 820 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:10,244 Giovanni, you are the minister of construction. 821 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,834 You couldn't have made a better choice. 822 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:15,711 Well, that's that! 823 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:24,088 - What about me? - Stanley, you are the people! 824 01:17:24,223 --> 01:17:26,431 I don't want to be the people. 825 01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:28,596 What do you mean, you don't want to be the people? 826 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:31,094 There are more of you than there are of us! 827 01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:33,768 - You mean, there's a lot of me? - Certainly! 828 01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:36,733 Oh, well! Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know. 829 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:40,604 Mr President, but now we will have to have a flag. 830 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:44,900 Giovanni's right. We can't have a government without a flag. 831 01:17:46,871 --> 01:17:50,581 - Can't we use this as a flag? - That will be perfect! 832 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:53,166 Yes, but we'll need an emblem. 833 01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:56,253 Wait a second. I have an idea. 834 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:42,499 It's impossible to keep this house clean. 835 01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:46,378 Look at that. Terrible. 836 01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,677 See? The dust did that. 837 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,415 Stan, Ollie! 838 01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:25,362 - What happened? - Looks like we're being invaded. 839 01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:27,218 - What happened? - Take a look at the beach. 840 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:44,191 Under the principle of self-determination, 841 01:19:44,238 --> 01:19:48,403 the constitution proposed by the government has been ratified by unanimous vote. 842 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:51,200 We have no other alternative 843 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:54,992 but to recognise this new sovereign state, the Crusoeland. 844 01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:44,211 Pardon me. 845 01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:47,465 Pardon me. 846 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:53,387 Oh boy, oh boy, it's great, my bouillabaisse. 847 01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:57,304 - Waiter, waiter! - Antoine, more bouillabaisse. 848 01:20:57,436 --> 01:21:00,053 - Poor Antoine. - "Poor Antoine" is right. 849 01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:07,777 - How much do I owe you, buddy? - Nothing. 850 01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:10,113 - Nothing at all? - Oh, absolutely nothing. 851 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,106 This is a free country. 852 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,825 Oh, boy, if I'd known that, I'd have taken a bottle. 853 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,194 Here, take one. 854 01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:19,414 - Er, give him another one, Stanley. - Why, certainly. 855 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:22,625 Oh, gee, thanks, mister. Thanks a million, mister. 856 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:25,954 Give me that. 857 01:21:32,596 --> 01:21:34,633 What's the idea of giving that stuff away? 858 01:21:34,765 --> 01:21:37,758 I brought this liquor out here so I could sell it. I want cash. 859 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:40,306 But money is against the rules of our constitution. 860 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:43,930 - Yeah, and we have no taxes either. - Oh, yeah? 861 01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:46,183 Taxes I don't care about. 862 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:48,401 You gotta make money for me, or else! 863 01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:51,397 Out of my way, fatty! 864 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:53,569 Give me a bottle of cognac. 865 01:21:58,580 --> 01:21:59,741 Which one? 866 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,411 That one. 867 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:15,128 - I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay for that. - Who said so? 868 01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:17,964 He did. 869 01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:32,858 What are you having? 870 01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:35,573 - You! - Let me go. You can't do that. 871 01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:38,364 They say it's a free country here. 872 01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:42,114 As President of this island I demand that you desist. 873 01:22:42,249 --> 01:22:43,330 Ow! 874 01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:51,210 Ow! 875 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:53,048 Do that again! 876 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:59,134 You keep out of this, nitwit! 877 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,428 I'll have you thrown off of this island for that! 878 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,096 Yeah, we'll have you imported! 879 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:06,642 If I were you, my fine friends, I wouldn't be too sure. 880 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,062 See you later. 881 01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:12,568 Gentlemen. 882 01:23:12,696 --> 01:23:16,110 I'll have him thrown off of this island if it's the last thing I do. 883 01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:17,448 That's not possible. 884 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:19,568 - Why not? - Because we have no such laws. 885 01:23:19,703 --> 01:23:22,823 Yes, that would be pretty difficult. We'd be forced to change the constitution. 886 01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:26,784 If you want my advice, Mr President, call a meeting of the cabinet. 887 01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:28,831 That's a good idea. Come on. 888 01:23:28,962 --> 01:23:31,420 We'll attend to that right now! 889 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,875 Enjoy yourself, folks. We'll be right back. 890 01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:43,137 This island is a paradise governed by idiots. 891 01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:46,852 A man like me could put himself in power 892 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:51,224 and lay his hands on a chunk of money, just think of it! 893 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,587 Do you want to come in on it with me? 894 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:55,103 Sounds all right, but what are the people going to say? 895 01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:56,959 They are happy with things the way they are. 896 01:23:57,074 --> 01:23:59,236 The people! Bah! 897 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:01,360 We'll just tell them they're not happy. 898 01:24:01,495 --> 01:24:03,452 They're always ready to believe that. 899 01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:06,038 We'll have to organise a few demonstrations, 900 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:09,284 just to show them how dangerous it is to live without laws. 901 01:24:09,419 --> 01:24:10,830 I'm afraid you're late. 902 01:24:10,963 --> 01:24:12,920 The President has just put up a proclamation 903 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:16,337 declaring that from now on, law and order will be the rule. 904 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:41,031 It sure is quiet out there. 905 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:44,152 That's because I showed a firm hand with our proclamation. 906 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:51,872 Come on! Read that! 907 01:24:58,844 --> 01:25:01,757 Now I'll make a tour round the island and test the public's reaction. 908 01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:07,425 You don't have to. They're coming to visit you. 909 01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:08,768 They're coming to apologise. 910 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:13,315 I knew that would bring them to their senses. 911 01:25:19,072 --> 01:25:22,236 - Who wrote that? - He did! 912 01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:25,860 Ow! 913 01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:28,989 - I now put you under arrest! - But he's the President. 914 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:31,582 He certainly is. 915 01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:35,624 Why don't you hang him? 916 01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:39,170 You have just given me an excellent idea. 917 01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:41,338 As defender of law and order, 918 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:44,258 I can guarantee you will have a fair and honest trial. 919 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:50,093 You will confess everything and then you will be hanged like gentlemen, at sunrise. 920 01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:51,560 Thank you very much. 921 01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:54,097 Er... 922 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:57,066 What'd he say? 923 01:25:57,194 --> 01:25:59,857 Why don't you keep your big mouth shut? 924 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:02,071 Are you going to hang her, too? 925 01:26:02,199 --> 01:26:03,906 Of course not. 926 01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:06,321 She is much too beautiful. 927 01:26:06,453 --> 01:26:09,036 If you will consent, my dear, 928 01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:12,828 I will you take you under my personal protection. 929 01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:15,076 What can I say, but "thank you"? 930 01:26:15,212 --> 01:26:17,795 I can't believe my ears. 931 01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:21,792 Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything. 932 01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,634 Put some guards around the house. 933 01:26:23,762 --> 01:26:27,096 I'll immediately go and start a crew building a gallows. 934 01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:32,595 Oh, by the way... Now that I'm going to be President, I'll need that outfit. 935 01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:36,393 - Will you accompany me, my dear? - But of course. 936 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:48,364 - I still can't believe my... - Oh, shut up! 937 01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:49,702 Mmh! 938 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:03,712 See if the guards are still out there. 939 01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:19,641 He missed me! 940 01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:31,945 'Attention! Attention! 941 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,663 'Commander in chief, geographic station Tahiti. 942 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:37,374 'calling Lieutenant Frazer. SS Aria. 943 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:41,837 'Report your position. 8:30am, wavelength 15 metres. Over.' 944 01:27:41,965 --> 01:27:45,003 It was lucky I was hired to come here as a radio operator. 945 01:27:45,135 --> 01:27:46,592 Without Alecto I'd be sunk. 946 01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:49,258 Which reminds me, he was just looking for you, Alecto. 947 01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:50,800 Huh? 948 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,634 - Where is he? - Er, over there. 949 01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:03,609 Hello. Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 950 01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:09,990 Lieutenant, it's for you. 951 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,157 Sounds like a dame. 952 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,246 Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 953 01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:20,039 Hello, Snow White. Don't tell me the dwarves are annoying you. 954 01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:21,911 Hello, Jack. Oh, listen to me. 955 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,358 You've got to come right away. They've started a revolution. 956 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:26,663 They've built the gallows. They're going to hang everyone. 957 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:28,630 I need you! Do you hear me? 958 01:28:29,387 --> 01:28:31,470 Change your course, 20 points to starboard. 959 01:28:35,101 --> 01:28:38,515 Of course I can hear you, but you don't really need me. 960 01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:41,355 But Jack, don't kid me. There isn't a minute to lose. 961 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:43,315 - If you love me... - You two! 962 01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:47,562 Round up everybody and tell them the traitors to the government of Crusoeland 963 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:49,609 will be hanged within the hour. 964 01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:52,905 And now let's get the principal actors a little opera. 965 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:06,335 One, two, three, four... 966 01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:08,173 Let's go! 967 01:30:33,595 --> 01:30:35,795 - Get away! Quick! - Is this another one of your tricks? 968 01:30:35,889 --> 01:30:39,007 - What do you mean, tricks? - Tricks! Sure, she's full of them. 969 01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:42,180 - We go outside and the guards shoot us. - You're wrong! 970 01:30:42,312 --> 01:30:44,429 I just got rid of the guards outside. 971 01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,647 I put a stone in my purse. 972 01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:48,061 Oh! 973 01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:52,278 I went with Alecto only because one of us had to remain free to save the others. 974 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:54,897 - What are we waiting for? - Come on! 975 01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:58,860 - No. I'm staying here. - But we can't leave you here! 976 01:30:58,995 --> 01:31:01,098 I've got to stay here and send them in the other direction. 977 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:05,036 - Thank you very much, Miss. - Oh, no, hurry up! Hurry up! 978 01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:32,651 - How did it happen? - I haven't got time to explain! 979 01:31:32,779 --> 01:31:35,487 You've got to run and try and catch those brutes. 980 01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:38,107 But did you notice which way they went? 981 01:31:38,243 --> 01:31:39,654 That way! 982 01:31:39,786 --> 01:31:41,277 Follow me! 983 01:31:54,718 --> 01:31:56,425 Come on! 984 01:32:06,771 --> 01:32:08,933 Follow me! 985 01:32:23,747 --> 01:32:25,739 Hurry up! They went this way! 986 01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:39,210 - Hey, look at that! - Oh! 987 01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:57,145 I think we're safe here. 988 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:00,106 Don't you? 989 01:33:11,753 --> 01:33:13,870 He must have fainted. 990 01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:30,557 What happened? 991 01:33:38,154 --> 01:33:39,270 Chérie! 992 01:33:39,739 --> 01:33:40,775 Oh! 993 01:33:40,907 --> 01:33:42,773 It's Chérie! 994 01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:50,281 Stan, answer me. Forgive me. 995 01:33:50,416 --> 01:33:53,033 I didn't know it was you. Please, look at me. 996 01:33:55,213 --> 01:33:57,796 - How did you manage to catch them? - But I... I... 997 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:04,675 The girl is absolutely wonderful. She has a stone in her bag! 998 01:34:05,181 --> 01:34:06,763 Quick! Get them out! 999 01:34:06,891 --> 01:34:09,349 We're going to give the signal for the show to begin. 1000 01:34:10,019 --> 01:34:12,261 As a token of thanks for your help, 1001 01:34:12,397 --> 01:34:14,889 without which I could never have succeeded, 1002 01:34:15,024 --> 01:34:18,108 I am giving you the honour of pulling the lever 1003 01:34:18,236 --> 01:34:21,729 that will drop these traitors into eternity. 1004 01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:35,786 Alecto! Alecto! This girl is in cahoots with the traitors! 1005 01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,832 Look where he's standing. 1006 01:34:37,964 --> 01:34:41,173 - What are you talking about? - She overpowered us and let them escape! 1007 01:34:41,718 --> 01:34:44,131 Argh! Argh! 1008 01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:54,078 I don't get it. I've just been checking. 1009 01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:57,371 We're exactly on the position where the island stood. 1010 01:36:00,171 --> 01:36:02,754 'This is what you'd call a lucky break.' 1011 01:36:05,385 --> 01:36:08,674 - Oh, no! - What do you mean, "no"? 1012 01:36:08,805 --> 01:36:11,388 - I don't want to be rescued by him! - Why not? 1013 01:36:11,516 --> 01:36:13,257 He was too long getting here! 1014 01:36:13,393 --> 01:36:15,806 'This world of ours is definitely no fair place, 1015 01:36:15,937 --> 01:36:18,554 'but people go on living just the same. 1016 01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:21,273 'Chérie Lamour is finally marrying her Lieutenant, 1017 01:36:21,401 --> 01:36:25,236 'and they look forward to many years of happily married life.' 1018 01:36:25,363 --> 01:36:28,322 Do you take for your wedded wife Miss Chérie Lamour? 1019 01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:30,611 - OK, OK! - Right, right. 1020 01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:33,577 - I now pronounce you man and wife. - It was you who jilted me! 1021 01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:34,946 - I jilted you, you say? - Yes! 1022 01:36:35,081 --> 01:36:37,323 'Giovanni has gone back to his native Italy. 1023 01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:41,919 'Instead of building marble palaces, he'll go on forever building fences. 1024 01:36:43,006 --> 01:36:46,124 'Antoine has been brought back to the boat from which he ran away. 1025 01:36:46,259 --> 01:36:48,626 'Still anxious to give up this life of wandering, 1026 01:36:48,761 --> 01:36:51,845 'he tries once more his usual means of escape. 1027 01:36:51,973 --> 01:36:55,762 'But this time he's gotten into the wrong sort of cage.' 1028 01:37:03,943 --> 01:37:05,525 'As for our two heroes, 1029 01:37:05,653 --> 01:37:09,317 'after all their mishaps, they've finally gotten their inheritance - 1030 01:37:09,449 --> 01:37:11,816 'their own South Sea island. 1031 01:37:11,951 --> 01:37:15,535 'And there, far away from all the cares of the world, 1032 01:37:15,663 --> 01:37:18,371 'they settle down to a well-earned rest.' 1033 01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:21,207 Gee, that was sure was nice of Frazer and Chérie 1034 01:37:21,336 --> 01:37:24,124 to land us here on our own real island. 1035 01:37:24,255 --> 01:37:27,089 Give us all this food and everything. 1036 01:37:27,216 --> 01:37:30,630 - Just like a fresh start in life. - It certainly is. 1037 01:37:30,762 --> 01:37:34,346 And they're going to bring us new supplies every six months. 1038 01:37:34,474 --> 01:37:37,308 At last, all of our troubles are over. 1039 01:37:37,435 --> 01:37:42,305 Yes, sir. Nothing to do from now on but eat and sleep. 1040 01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:45,524 And nobody to tell us what to do. 1041 01:37:48,404 --> 01:37:51,272 - What are you doing here? - What are we doing here? 1042 01:37:51,407 --> 01:37:53,364 This is our island! 1043 01:37:53,493 --> 01:37:54,654 There must be some mistake. 1044 01:37:54,786 --> 01:37:56,743 This island has been taken over by the government 1045 01:37:56,871 --> 01:37:58,737 for insufficient payment of inheritance taxes. 1046 01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:01,240 Moreover, you've also been fined for the delay. 1047 01:38:02,126 --> 01:38:04,584 It's my duty to seize your supplies and food. 1048 01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:06,624 Take it away! 1049 01:38:13,971 --> 01:38:18,090 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! 1050 01:38:18,226 --> 01:38:21,890 Well, I couldn't help it. You're always blaming me for everything. 1051 01:38:22,021 --> 01:38:24,855 I didn't know... 83670

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