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- That's why me and my grandma
don't talk anymore.
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- Aw, Christin.
Both: Aww.
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- No, 'cause she's dead,
not because we don't get along.
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- Why didn't you say that
in the first place?
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- Yeah, you know I'm a medium.
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- Oh, that's right.
- Oh, this is a good place.
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- Yeah, I like this, too.
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- Whoo, I'm hot.
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- Oh, oh, okay, I see you.
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- Come through, tank top!
- Yes!
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- Oh, it's like that?
I got the same shirt on.
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- Oh, my God, y'all.
Y'all crazy.
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- Bitch, oww!
- My arm!
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- Whew!
- Look at God.
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- Won't he do it?
- Won't he?
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♪ ♪
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All: Ooh!
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- Bees, beetles, bugs.
- Okay, we're almost there!
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We're about to make it!
Whoo!
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- Yes!
- Wow!
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Yeah!
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- This is so beautiful.
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Mother Nature should, like,
take a selfie.
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- Yeah, she did her thing.
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- We made it to the top.
- ♪ Hey, to the top ♪
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♪ We made it to the top ♪
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all: ♪ Hey, to the top,
we made it to the top ♪
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♪ Hey, to the top,
we made it to the top ♪
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♪ Hey, to the top ♪
- Oh, my God!
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Look at that little chipmunk!
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All: Aww.
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- Oww!
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Oh, my God.
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Did that chipmunk just trip?
- Oh, chipmunk trip!
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- Ah, chipmunk trip!
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, oh.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa!
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- Oh... oh, she's sliding.
She's sliding.
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I thought... oh, no, no,
no, no, no!
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Just let her go!
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- The world would have you
believe that all black women
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are angry all the time.
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Actually,
we're incredibly joyful.
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In fact, our joy is so powerful,
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it can be dangerous.
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Even deadly.
But don't worry.
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That lady who laugh-slid
down the mountain is fine.
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That chipmunk,
on the other hand,
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died of embarrassment.
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He busted his chipmunk ass!
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He chipmunk-tripped!
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He chipmunked!
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ All the hot girls
make it pop, pop, pop ♪
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♪ Bad bitches with the bag
say, "Ah, ya, ya" ♪
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♪ If he ain't talking
'bout no money ♪
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♪ Tell him, "Bye, bye, bye" ♪
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♪ And if you see a mad ho,
tell her, "Hah, hah, hah" ♪
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♪ Hey, don't get mad, ho ♪
- ♪ Get mad ♪
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- ♪ Get a bag, ho ♪
- ♪ Get a bag ♪
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- ♪ Don't get mad, ho ♪
- ♪ Get mad ♪
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- ♪ Get a bag, ho ♪
- ♪ Get a bag ♪
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- ♪ Don't get mad, ho,
huh, fuck a broke ho ♪
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♪ Don't get mad, ho ♪
- ♪ Get mad ♪
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- ♪ Get a bag, ho ♪
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♪ All the hot girls
make it pop, pop, pop ♪
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♪ Bad bitches with the bag
say, "Ah, ya, ya" ♪
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♪ If he ain't talking
'bout no money ♪
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♪ Tell him, "Bye, bye, bye" ♪
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♪ And if you see a mad ho,
tell her, "Hah, hah, hah" ♪
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♪ Hey, don't get mad, ho ♪
- ♪ Get mad ♪
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- ♪ Get a bag, ho ♪
- ♪ Get a bag ♪
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- ♪ Don't get mad, ho ♪
- ♪ Get mad ♪
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- ♪ Get a bag, ho ♪
- ♪ Get a bag ♪
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- ♪ Don't get mad, ho,
huh, fuck a broke ho ♪
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♪ Don't get mad, ho,
get a bag, ho ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh, will you let me do
your eyebrows next?
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- Rude.
Wait a minute.
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Is there something wrong
with my eyebrows?
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- Ooh, I have a question.
- So do I.
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What's wrong with my eyebrows?
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- Who was the first person
that made you think about sex?
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- Yeah, I'm not clear what this
has to do with my eyebrows.
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- I've moved on.
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Who was the first person
that made you
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wanna hunch your pillow?
- Oh.
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The first person who made me
think about fucking
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was probably...
- André 3000.
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- What?
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- You didn't even hear
the question.
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- I heard "fucking."
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And when it comes to fucking,
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André 3000 is always the answer.
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Not with all those hats.
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- The first person
to make me think about fucking
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was actually two people.
- Mmm.
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- André 300 and Big Boi.
- No.
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Mulder and Scully.
- That tracks.
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- Oh?
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- To this day, I still
get hot whenever I see
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a red-haired woman
and a pasty white man.
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- Ooh, don't watch
"Scooby-Doo."
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You gonna melt.
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Okay, Robin, this seems like
the kind of question
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you'd only ask because
you wanted to answer it.
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- Yes, okay.
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Do you guys remember the
episode of "106 & Park" where...
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Both: Ginuwine was on
the gurney!
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- Yes!
- Yas!
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- Yo, he changed my life when
he body rolled off that thing.
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He was like...
- Ooh, wait, wait, wait.
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- Clear!
- Yes.
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Come on!
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- Back in the day
when it came to Ginuwine,
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I would have ridden his pony,
his caribou.
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- His meerkat.
- Ooh, his ocelot.
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- I lost my virginity
to Ginuwine.
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- Why?
- Where?
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- When?
- How?
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And by how I mean,
"How was it?"
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- No, I did not fuck Ginuwine.
My God, no.
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I was listening to "Differences"
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when I lost my virginity.
- Aww, that's sweet.
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- Oh, no, that's just
the only Ginuwine song
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my parents let me listen to.
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They said the rest of his music
was for fast girls.
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Joke's on them.
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- Praise God for this
bi-weekly pot luck.
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All: Amen.
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Now it is time
to bless the food.
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Who would like to...
Praise God for Jesus.
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Uh, let me just clarify.
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We just looking for someone
to pray over the food.
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Y'all know good and well
some of y'all see a podium,
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your mouths need Imodium.
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Yeah, all right, then.
Make it quick.
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- All right.
Understood, Pastor.
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All right,
everybody please bow your heads
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and close your eyes.
Thank you.
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Heavenly Father...
- Mm.
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- Please bless this food
and the hands that made it.
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- Amen.
- Primarily mine.
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Please bless Deaconess Jones,
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even though she showed up
with sweet potato pie.
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Everyone knows
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I make the sweet potato pie,
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Father God.
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Why, Father God,
are her pies wet, Lord?
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How do you get water
under the crust?
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Look...
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- It's holy water in my pies.
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Right, baby?
- Hallelujah.
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Want some?
- Why are y'all so hard-headed?
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You know good and well
God blessed those
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who blessed themselves.
You know what?
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- Lord, it's me,
your child, Butterfly, amen,
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and I would just like
to pray for this food.
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♪ I'm praying ♪
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Because, Father, my new single,
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"The Club Is Bumping
Up And Down,"
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comes out this week,
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so I pray these saints
check out my Soundcloud
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at ButterflyClips because I do
hair and do short form content.
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Because... ♪ The club is bumping
up and down ♪
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♪ My body's so sick,
bumping up and down ♪
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♪ All over your... ♪
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- Hey, hey!
That is inappropriate.
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You get it, Butterfly,
but that is inappropriate.
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Sorry, Pastor.
How y'all doing tonight?
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Everybody looks good.
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Y'all look good tonight.
Oh, what else?
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What else?
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- Sister Keisha,
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I rebuke your stand-up comedy,
Sister Keisha.
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No.
- Pastor.
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Pastor, I just wanna pray.
We are all hungry, amen?
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No jokes, I promise.
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Oh, okay.
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Let go of my hand
at least, Pastor.
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- Okay, all right.
- Good God.
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- All right.
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- Always come prepared.
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Father God, thank you,
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thank you for blessing us
with this food
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that was so lovingly made, God,
because I love
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my wife!
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Hey-hey, that's
a Borat impression! Yeah.
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Oh, you know it?
That's good.
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Okay, cool,
'cause I do impressions now.
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So I'm just...
Here's Meghan Markle.
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Hello, I'm Meghan Markle.
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'Cause she British now.
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Hey, who else has an impression?
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Just yell one out.
- Diana Ross.
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- Barack Obama.
I got you.
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Uh, Michelle, uh, Malia.
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Uh...
- You ain't slick.
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- Did you ever notice
how Deacon Jones
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look like Garrett Morgan?
- You ain't slick!
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You talking about you don't
do stand-up comedy,
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you come on up in here
doing impression.
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Everybody turn
to your neighbor and say,
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"Keep your day job."
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all: Keep your day job.
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- I've been Keisha.
Good night.
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- You know what?
This ain't even Sunday.
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I don't need this.
Shoot.
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Y'all go ahead.
Go on, eat your food.
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- Uh-uh.
- Excuse me, please.
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- Uh-uh, uh-uh.
- Come on, now.
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Come on, now.
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Pastor, if you could just
find it in...
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If you could just find it
in your heart.
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Praise God, praise...
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- Keisha, your microphone.
- Lord, just listen.
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We stand here before you
in need of...
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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, uh...
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- Fellowship.
- Yes.
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Fellowship.
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- So if you are a woman...
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Who likes to speak in tongues
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with fellow church members
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and they husbands...
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- Please send us
a... a heavenly woman that...
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- Yes, yes.
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- That doesn't have to be
the first or the second.
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A curvy third, Father.
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- Praise the Lord.
- Oh, you know.
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- Why has my flock forsaken me?
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I don't wanna hear about
your bedroom business.
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I don't wanna hear about their
non-singing business.
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I don't wanna hear about
their comedy business.
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I just wanna hear
your business, God.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Pastor.
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Hey, man.
Yes, sir.
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Excuse me.
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Lord, it is I,
your humble servant,
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Pastor Venmo Stacks.
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Lord, please bless these people
and their modest church potluck
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for if they knew better,
they'd do better,
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like we do down at
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Nothing But Increase
Mega Ministries,
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right down the street.
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You see, saints,
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you can't make
a spiritual withdrawal
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without a heavenly deposit.
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- Amen, amen.
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- Into our app.
Amen?
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Amen.
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Where you can reserve
VIP seatin'
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and you can book you
a private praise day.
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Yes, Lord.
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And ladies free
before 10:00 a.m.
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- Oh! Okay.
- Oh, amen.
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- Now, look here, Stacks!
You leave my flock alone.
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You're coming up
in here dressed like
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a bootleg Steve Harvey.
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Go on and get up out of here!
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My members ain't trying
to finance
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your second private jet.
- Amen.
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Nothing But Increase!
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- Not the short ribs.
- Right down the street!
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- Oh, so he gets to eat?
268
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- Well, y'all could eat
if you'd have blessed
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the damn food!
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- Damn?
Cursing like that!
271
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- Oh, that...
- That... you know what?
272
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This is not what
I signed up for at all.
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- He took the short ribs.
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- Sailor talk.
- Whoo.
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- Two drink minimum
on your mouth.
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- Keisha, you want the mic now?
- No, I don't want it at all.
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- Where y'all going?
278
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- We taking our pie elsewhere.
- Go away, Mac Nasty.
279
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- What...
- Come on, baby.
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- Well, he pushed my button,
though.
281
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Well, fine.
I'll eat by myself.
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Oh, contagious.
283
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- Don't do that.
Uh-uh.
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Come on, don't do that.
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Man, y'all know yawning
turns me on.
286
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- I hate when I accidentally
turn people on.
287
00:11:02,601 --> 00:11:04,059
I was just wearing
a Bluetooth once,
288
00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:06,035
and this man tripped over
the curb trying to stare at me.
289
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- What else did you have on?
- Booty shorts.
290
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- Okay.
291
00:11:09,684 --> 00:11:12,726
Anyway, I'm unconcerned because
none of y'all do it for me.
292
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I have a very specific turn-on,
293
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but I feel like
if I tell you guys,
294
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you'll use it against me.
- Pfft.
295
00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:20,535
- You know who's got
some weird turn-ons?
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Quinta.
- Quinta.
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We thinkin' the same thing.
- I just...
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really don't want anyone to know
299
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what my turn-on is, so, like,
300
00:11:28,476 --> 00:11:29,726
don't ask, you guys.
301
00:11:29,809 --> 00:11:31,076
- We should ask her
what hers are.
302
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,184
Quinta.
- Vocal fry.
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It's vocal fry.
304
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- Quinta, we wanna know
what your turn-ons are.
305
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- Ooh.
306
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Whoa, whoa.
307
00:11:41,893 --> 00:11:43,893
- What you... okay, Quinta.
- Okay.
308
00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:45,410
- Stop... you have to stop.
- Hey, hey, hey.
309
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:46,768
- This is enough.
310
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- ♪ Look, I'm a D-Boy,
tell you what the meaning is ♪
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- Sir, are you willing
and able to assist
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in the case of an emergency?
313
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Sir?
- Babe.
314
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,017
- Huh?
- The lady.
315
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,993
- Are you willing and able
to assist in the event
316
00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:11,809
of an emergency?
I just need a verbal yes.
317
00:12:11,893 --> 00:12:13,225
- Oh, yup.
318
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,100
- Sorry, I need a verbal yes.
319
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- Bet.
- Yes.
320
00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:19,392
- Babe, just say "yes."
- No doubt.
321
00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:21,392
- Okay, um, what about you,
ma'am?
322
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Are you willing
and able to assist
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in the event of an emergency?
324
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Babe, listen to this.
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Hold on.
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- Nigga, bop, bop, bop!
- Miss?
327
00:12:32,225 --> 00:12:34,726
- 'Cause we never, never stop!
328
00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:35,951
It's good, right?
- Yeah, it is.
329
00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:37,100
- It's good.
- Yes.
330
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- It's good.
I wrote that in eighth grade.
331
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- I know. I remember.
I was there.
332
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- Are you willing and able
to assist in the event
333
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of an emergency?
- What emergency?
334
00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:45,726
- A hypothetical one.
335
00:12:45,809 --> 00:12:47,809
- Okay, because we don't
have time for an emergency
336
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because we are on our way
to our honeymoon.
337
00:12:50,934 --> 00:12:52,768
Yes, yes.
- Oh, well, congratulations.
338
00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:54,702
And we will take off just
as soon as you confirm
339
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that you are willing
and able to assist.
340
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,726
- Okay, like,
I'm currently able,
341
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:01,559
but what if I become unable
over the course of the flight?
342
00:13:01,643 --> 00:13:03,285
Because anything could happen.
You don't know.
343
00:13:03,309 --> 00:13:05,392
- Okay, well, you two
don't have to sit here.
344
00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:07,267
- Ooh, rude.
Wow.
345
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,934
The rude jumped out of you,
didn't it?
346
00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:10,100
Okay, let me ask you this.
347
00:13:10,184 --> 00:13:11,934
Do we get to exit first
and do I get to take
348
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,809
my homegirl with me?
- Mm-hmm.
349
00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:17,392
- Sir, are you ready
to provide a verbal yes?
350
00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:18,660
- I mean, I feel like
I said that.
351
00:13:18,684 --> 00:13:19,934
- Yeah.
- You know it.
352
00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:22,309
- Okay, so what do you say?
- Yerp.
353
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:23,893
- Yes.
- Yant.
354
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:25,309
- Yes.
- Yeah, man.
355
00:13:25,392 --> 00:13:26,476
- Yes.
356
00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,017
- Yodel.
- Yes.
357
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:34,476
Yaaa-mmm...
358
00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,309
That was just a sound.
- Yeah.
359
00:13:36,392 --> 00:13:39,476
- Yes.
- Ye... t.
360
00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,100
- Does this even work?
361
00:13:41,184 --> 00:13:42,535
- Oh, ma'am, could you please
not do that?
362
00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,869
- 'Cause you over here
talking about...
363
00:13:43,893 --> 00:13:45,517
- Ma'am, can you not do that?
364
00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:48,392
- Uh, excuse me.
365
00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:49,851
Let me ask you one more thing.
366
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,476
How much does this job pay?
367
00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,809
- Well, it's not a job.
It's volunteer.
368
00:13:53,893 --> 00:13:55,993
- Do I get free pretzels?
- That's a good question, babe.
369
00:13:56,017 --> 00:13:57,309
- Do I get a blanket?
- Right.
370
00:13:57,392 --> 00:13:58,993
- 'Cause y'all don't wanna
give out blankets no more
371
00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:00,744
and it's crazy.
- What about pretzel blankets?
372
00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:02,184
You know, we got married.
373
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,201
The statistics of black men
getting married aren't good.
374
00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:06,201
- It's real low so you really
need to just treat him
375
00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:08,017
with some respect
because we have been
376
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,351
very above the eyes.
- Thank you, babe. Thank you.
377
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,643
That's right.
378
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,910
- I will relocate both of you
to middle seats in the back
379
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:15,559
of the plane
unless I get a verbal yes.
380
00:14:15,643 --> 00:14:17,351
- Oh!
- Yeah, yeah-ee!
381
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:18,517
Got it.
382
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:19,975
- And you ain't
gonna move nobody.
383
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:23,851
- Sorry, excuse me.
- Ooh, yes.
384
00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:24,851
- You know what?
I'll take it.
385
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,184
Yep, sir, get on up.
386
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:27,577
I'm moving you to the seats
in the back.
387
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,726
- Like, I was just playing.
It's fine.
388
00:14:29,809 --> 00:14:31,851
Go to the back.
I'll see you when we get there.
389
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,410
I'll see you when we get there.
- All right.
390
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:34,643
- All right.
- I love you.
391
00:14:34,726 --> 00:14:36,643
- Stop playing.
We're on a plane.
392
00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:38,351
Stop.
We're on a plane.
393
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:39,601
Stop.
394
00:14:41,017 --> 00:14:42,893
- Sir, hi... sir, hi.
395
00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:45,017
Would you like an exit row seat?
396
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,184
Lots of leg room.
397
00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:47,184
- Yeah, sure.
398
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,351
- Mmm, come on up.
399
00:14:48,434 --> 00:14:50,684
- That's my boo, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
400
00:14:50,768 --> 00:14:53,517
- Do you agree to assist
in the event of an emergency?
401
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,059
- Uh, yes.
402
00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:58,100
I do.
403
00:14:58,184 --> 00:15:00,726
- Look at God.
You be known, Jesus.
404
00:15:00,809 --> 00:15:01,726
Okay.
405
00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:03,100
- How you doing?
- Good.
406
00:15:03,184 --> 00:15:05,684
- Oh, now you... now you done
asking questions, Lachel?
407
00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:08,351
Now that there's a fake
Tyson Beckford-looking
408
00:15:08,434 --> 00:15:11,100
Chadwick Blowsman nigga
up there with you?
409
00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:12,726
- Yeah.
- Huh?
410
00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:14,559
- Baby, please, could you stop?
- Speak up!
411
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:16,559
- Because this is
a very nice airline.
412
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:17,643
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
413
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,951
- And I don't wanna
get kicked off
414
00:15:18,975 --> 00:15:20,493
so if you could stop yelling,
that'd be nice.
415
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:23,059
- Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
416
00:15:23,142 --> 00:15:25,893
Let me ask you this.
This nigga wear cammo like me?
417
00:15:25,975 --> 00:15:27,893
This nigga got a beard like me?
Oh, he does?
418
00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:30,184
All right, I'm gonna sit down.
419
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,893
I got another question.
Listen.
420
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,059
If two trains leave Pittsburg
at 6:00,
421
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,392
right?
- Yeah.
422
00:15:37,476 --> 00:15:39,768
- One's carrying apples
and one's carrying oranges,
423
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,476
when this nigga gonna
get out my seat?
424
00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:48,100
Both: I am smart,
I am tough.
425
00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:50,059
I will always be enough.
426
00:15:52,809 --> 00:15:54,559
- Oh!
427
00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:58,434
I am smart, I am tough,
I will always be enough.
428
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,601
Oh!
Hah!
429
00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:03,434
All right, here we go.
430
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:07,267
I am smart, I...
Michaela, what's wrong?
431
00:16:07,351 --> 00:16:08,476
- Nothing, Ms. Miller.
432
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:10,643
- But this is your
favorite time of the day.
433
00:16:10,726 --> 00:16:13,267
Handshake time.
434
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:15,059
Huh.
435
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,225
Okay, girls.
436
00:16:18,768 --> 00:16:20,309
What's going on?
437
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,476
- Handshake time
is not our favorite time.
438
00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:24,517
- We don't like doing
the handshakes.
439
00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,476
- Well, we don't have
to do the handshakes
440
00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:27,975
if you don't like them.
441
00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,476
Why didn't somebody
just tell me?
442
00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:32,351
- Because you like them so much.
443
00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:33,809
You're so sad.
444
00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:38,768
- Um, mmm, where... where
did you get that idea?
445
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:39,851
- From you being sad.
446
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,476
- When you returned our quizzes,
447
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:42,893
they were all wrinkly.
448
00:16:42,975 --> 00:16:44,351
- You cried on them.
449
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:47,017
- Well, it, uh,
rained last week, you know?
450
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,368
Maybe they just got
a little wet.
451
00:16:48,392 --> 00:16:50,476
- It didn't rain.
I remember last week.
452
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,184
Just because I'm ten
doesn't mean
453
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:53,392
I don't remember last week.
454
00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:54,702
- Well, it rained
in my neighborhood.
455
00:16:54,726 --> 00:16:56,643
So, come on, guys.
456
00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:59,351
Let's do some math.
- What page, Ms. Miller-Hicks?
457
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:00,893
Oops.
458
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,351
You used to write
Ms. Miller-Hicks on the board.
459
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:06,684
But then one day you
just wrote Ms. Miller.
460
00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,517
- Sometimes grown-ups,
461
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:11,684
they grow in different
directions and...
462
00:17:11,768 --> 00:17:13,184
- What's that burn
on your forehead?
463
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,535
- What's with all
the questions, Daisy?
464
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:15,476
- You're doing your own hair.
465
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,726
You can't afford
the salon anymore.
466
00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:19,559
- Okay, that is enough.
467
00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:21,184
Everybody, your heads down.
468
00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:23,684
Heads down.
469
00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:26,351
- Ms. Miller?
- What, Michaela?
470
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:29,017
- You're not shiny anymore.
471
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,851
- What... what do you mean?
472
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:35,184
- You don't put the gold stuff
on top of your cheeks anymore.
473
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,017
We liked it.
474
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,934
- Aww.
475
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,517
I'm sorry.
476
00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:45,017
I don't wear
highlighter anymore.
477
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,225
What is in my life to highlight?
478
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,059
Oh, my gosh, yeah,
Mr. Hicks,
479
00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:52,225
he cheated on me with
an Applebee's waitress.
480
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:54,684
Yeah, and after weeks of coming
home smelling like riblets
481
00:17:54,768 --> 00:17:58,434
in the Apple-bitch, he left me.
482
00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:02,225
And now I can't eat
"good in the neighborhood."
483
00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:05,893
But I really appreciate
that you guys care.
484
00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:08,267
I really do.
485
00:18:08,351 --> 00:18:11,934
And I'm sorry I haven't been
a better teacher.
486
00:18:12,017 --> 00:18:14,768
But you're right.
I'm...
487
00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:17,392
I'm s... I'm really, really sad.
488
00:18:17,476 --> 00:18:22,267
♪ ♪
489
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,267
- I am smart.
490
00:18:25,351 --> 00:18:27,768
I am tough.
491
00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:30,100
I will...
492
00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:35,934
both: Always be enough.
493
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:40,643
- ♪ I'm so tired of crying
these endless tears ♪
494
00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:43,517
♪ I feel so low ♪
495
00:18:45,851 --> 00:18:47,476
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
496
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,601
- California Lottery.
When you really need a win.
497
00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:54,517
- ♪ I'm better off on my own,
don't you know ♪
498
00:18:55,476 --> 00:18:56,934
- What?
499
00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:59,225
- Quinta, you have
a serious problem.
500
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:00,975
An Iyanla "Fix My Life"
season three
501
00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:03,434
before she shaved the side
of her head kind of problem.
502
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,601
- You are out of control.
503
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:06,476
Your selfishness
is affecting all of us.
504
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:08,934
- You've hurt the people
in this house with your actions
505
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,934
and you've broken our trust.
506
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,684
- Look, we don't mean
to be harsh.
507
00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:14,975
- I do.
- But we're just worried.
508
00:19:15,059 --> 00:19:17,142
- I'm so sorry.
509
00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:20,601
I didn't realize me doing drugs
was stressing y'all like this.
510
00:19:20,684 --> 00:19:21,869
- Oh, we don't give
a shit about the drugs.
511
00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:22,975
- No.
512
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:24,702
- We want you to stop eating
the goddamn snacks.
513
00:19:24,726 --> 00:19:26,142
Right.
514
00:19:26,225 --> 00:19:27,684
No.
515
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:29,975
Well, I didn't eat everything.
516
00:19:30,059 --> 00:19:33,809
I still left that weird
ice cream in the freezer.
517
00:19:33,893 --> 00:19:36,768
- Oh, that's not ice cream.
That's my emergency sperm.
518
00:19:36,851 --> 00:19:39,100
- Oh, great.
Now there's no ice cream.
519
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,643
What's good, Insta-fam?
520
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,517
I'm here in my hometown,
Kemp, Alabama.
521
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:50,351
Today, my high school's honoring
522
00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:51,934
my 10th grade English teacher
523
00:19:52,017 --> 00:19:54,351
Mrs. Garrett,
so I flew first class
524
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:58,559
on a Buddy Pass
all the way from Miami, Indiana
525
00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,184
to surprise her.
526
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,851
She hasn't seen me in 20 years
so this is gonna be
527
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,559
a real treat for her.
Okay, let's go.
528
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:11,517
- And that is why this year
the Black Alumni Association's
529
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:15,726
Excellence in Teaching award
goes to Mrs. Denise Garrett.
530
00:20:15,809 --> 00:20:17,684
Yeah!
531
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,309
- Thank you!
Yes!
532
00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:24,726
The Jackie Woodson
is in the building!
533
00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:27,934
Ooh, everybody wave
to the Jackie Hive.
534
00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:31,726
Oh, I know.
535
00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:34,559
It's a shock to see me...
A woman who pays
536
00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:38,726
for both Spotify and TIDAL...
Here with the rest of you.
537
00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:42,726
But I couldn't pass up a chance
to thank the teacher
538
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,893
who gave me my voice.
539
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,893
Yes!
540
00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:52,267
- Sorry, uh, who are you,
sweetie?
541
00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,225
- You really don't remember me?
542
00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,351
Uh, my first day in your class,
543
00:20:57,434 --> 00:21:00,559
you taught me the word
"insufferable."
544
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:04,225
You loved my laugh.
545
00:21:04,309 --> 00:21:06,684
- Stop, baby.
You're embarrassing...
546
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:09,267
- You?
Why would I embarrass you?
547
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,809
- No, you're embarrassing.
548
00:21:11,893 --> 00:21:14,601
That was the end of my sentence.
549
00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:17,142
- Oh, Principal Dixon,
you must remember me.
550
00:21:17,225 --> 00:21:21,434
Mm, I'm the one who called in
that bomb threat one time
551
00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:23,434
when my braid fell out
during gym.
552
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,975
- Uh, I'm sorry, Jacket.
553
00:21:26,059 --> 00:21:27,643
You're not ringing
any, uh, bells.
554
00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:29,726
Are you sure you're in
the right town, sugar?
555
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:32,267
This is Kemp, as in Shawn.
556
00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:33,476
- Yeah.
557
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,239
Okay, I smelled it coming
down the highway.
558
00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:36,809
I know where the fuck I am.
559
00:21:36,893 --> 00:21:38,434
If this wasn't my hometown,
560
00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:41,100
why would my parents
be sitting right there?
561
00:21:41,184 --> 00:21:43,768
Hi, Mom!
Hi, Dad!
562
00:21:43,851 --> 00:21:45,643
- Is she talking to us?
563
00:21:45,726 --> 00:21:50,309
- Yes!
Dennis, Maria, can you hear me?
564
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:55,142
You all know me!
565
00:21:55,225 --> 00:21:59,225
I am your well-connected
daughter who met the Obamas...
566
00:21:59,601 --> 00:22:03,017
Dog.
Well, actually, just Sunny.
567
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,476
Bo was busy that day.
568
00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:09,225
And I'm your former student
who's a proud member
569
00:22:09,309 --> 00:22:11,684
of MENSA applicants!
570
00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:14,975
And your former neighbor
who is the recipient
571
00:22:15,059 --> 00:22:20,142
of an NAACP Image Award
rejection letter!
572
00:22:20,225 --> 00:22:22,643
Ever heard of it?
573
00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:24,684
Stop fucking around
574
00:22:24,768 --> 00:22:27,059
and admit it!
575
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:37,559
So I guess you guys just
don't want me here.
576
00:22:37,643 --> 00:22:40,351
You guys are
all my ex-boyfriends.
577
00:22:40,434 --> 00:22:42,975
You'd like me to leave.
578
00:22:45,392 --> 00:22:46,809
But, like, for real,
you guys, like,
579
00:22:46,893 --> 00:22:51,017
if I leave right now,
I am never coming back.
580
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,934
But, like, forever.
581
00:22:54,768 --> 00:22:58,059
D... did you guys hear me?
I said I was never coming back.
582
00:22:59,392 --> 00:23:00,476
Seriously?
583
00:23:34,684 --> 00:23:36,434
- We did it!
584
00:23:36,517 --> 00:23:39,267
Thank God!
585
00:23:40,643 --> 00:23:42,267
- Were we too hard on her?
586
00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:44,517
- She's an anti-vaxxer.
587
00:23:44,601 --> 00:23:46,100
- Oh, right.
Fuck that bitch.
588
00:23:46,184 --> 00:23:47,184
- Mm!
589
00:23:52,809 --> 00:23:59,851
♪ ♪
590
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:50,975
- Yodel...
- Yes.
591
00:24:51,059 --> 00:24:52,267
- Lay-hee...
- Yes.
592
00:24:52,351 --> 00:24:54,059
- Hoo.
- Yes.
593
00:24:55,225 --> 00:24:56,851
Yara Shahidi.
594
00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:00,768
I'm gonna start yelling.
595
00:25:00,851 --> 00:25:03,142
Lachel! Lachel!
596
00:25:03,225 --> 00:25:05,809
- I would love for you guys
to support my Soundcloud,
597
00:25:05,893 --> 00:25:08,100
ButterflyFlapsHoodyHoo.
598
00:25:08,184 --> 00:25:10,184
- Where you can reserve...
599
00:25:11,517 --> 00:25:15,142
R-S-P-C-T.
What... what is the line?
600
00:25:15,225 --> 00:25:17,643
Where you can res... should I go
from the top of that?
601
00:25:19,934 --> 00:25:21,893
- Now wait a minute, Reverend.
- I can't sp...
602
00:25:21,975 --> 00:25:23,851
I can't spell VIP.
That's...
603
00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:26,351
- Okay, this... this one
is Cardi B
604
00:25:26,434 --> 00:25:28,059
as a car that won't start.
605
00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:29,684
Okurr-
606
00:25:29,768 --> 00:25:31,893
Okurr-Okurr...
607
00:25:33,434 --> 00:25:35,309
Just call them out!
608
00:25:35,392 --> 00:25:39,059
- Here's Cardi B in Jamaica.
- Hey, man, okurr...
609
00:25:39,142 --> 00:25:41,184
Hey, hey!
610
00:25:41,267 --> 00:25:44,184
Hey, watch this.
This is... this is, um...
611
00:25:44,267 --> 00:25:47,809
This one is, uh...
This one's, uh... uh... uh...
612
00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:49,351
- You lost your place.
613
00:25:49,434 --> 00:25:51,434
- I've been Keisha.
Thank you.
614
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:54,517
- So I guess none of you people
with bad skin
615
00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:56,517
wanna fucking hang out with me.
616
00:25:56,601 --> 00:25:58,392
All right, cool.
617
00:25:58,476 --> 00:26:00,851
'Cause I have something
that you don't have.
618
00:26:00,975 --> 00:26:03,809
Likes and followers!
619
00:26:05,142 --> 00:26:06,726
- All right, I'm gonna sit down.
620
00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:07,975
But I'm gonna sit here.
621
00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:11,434
'Cause I don't want
to be in the back.
622
00:26:29,142 --> 00:26:30,744
Can we have two sweet teas
with extra ice?
623
00:26:30,768 --> 00:26:32,768
I only got warm sweet tea.
624
00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:34,059
But you have ice, right?
625
00:26:34,142 --> 00:26:35,476
Only for the iced tea.
626
00:26:36,517 --> 00:26:38,392
♪ I want it, I get it
I got it my way ♪
627
00:26:38,476 --> 00:26:43,309
Twenty years and I have never
seen melanin this poppin'!
628
00:26:43,851 --> 00:26:45,267
Cicily Tyson
would be very proud.
629
00:26:45,351 --> 00:26:47,076
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- Why would she be proud of that?
630
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,851
♪ I do it big
That's how I live ♪
631
00:26:50,059 --> 00:26:52,934
♪ I'm talking cars
I'm talking cribs ♪
632
00:26:53,017 --> 00:26:54,017
Wow!
633
00:26:54,059 --> 00:26:55,351
These are the moments
I live for.
634
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:59,893
♪ I do it, I do it
I do it ♪
635
00:26:59,975 --> 00:27:01,368
You've been sitting here
playing games
636
00:27:01,392 --> 00:27:04,601
like this is Girl's Trip 2,
and not the end of the world.
637
00:27:04,684 --> 00:27:07,267
Oh, my God. I just realized
we'll never see Girl's Trip 2.
638
00:27:07,351 --> 00:27:10,142
♪
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