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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,621 In the end, it's quite simple. 2 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,459 There's almost no Wind at all. 3 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:47,380 The sun isn't intense but my sunburn stings. 4 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:52,427 l have salt in my hair and I can taste tuna and orange juice. 5 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:58,141 Across from me sits Benno. It seems we 've known each other forever. 6 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,769 17 days, to be exact. 7 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,563 Benno is strange. 8 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,483 We don 't even really like each other. 9 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,196 Benno is my best friend. 10 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:18,078 PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE 11 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:03,164 Get out of here! Hey, wait! 12 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,103 Carmen Nebel deserves better! 13 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,396 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY 14 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,653 Is this a good start? 15 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:01,366 -Why didn't you come earlier? -No, not a good start. 16 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:05,203 It's not your first fainting spell. How long has it been going on? 17 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,080 As long as I can remember. 18 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,957 Have you seen a doctor? 19 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,417 I was told it was hormones. 20 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,128 -That it'd sort itself out. -GPs! 21 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,005 I felt fine. 22 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,175 -Yes, but now it has spread. -What? 23 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:23,846 This, behind your palate. It probably caused the fainting. 24 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,266 But that'sjust a hunch on my part. 25 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,893 But you're full of it, from head to toe. 26 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,853 And what does that mean? 27 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:34,023 Do you want the public or the private answer? 28 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,526 I don't know. What's the difference? 29 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:40,154 The length of the treatment. The end result is the same. 30 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,454 And how are my chances? 31 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,540 Shitty. 32 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,168 It's a miracle you're still here. 33 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:57,255 -Beate, do you want one too? -Oh, yes! 34 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,466 Should we call anyone? 35 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,594 Are you able to... ? 36 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,020 Hello out there! This is Blog Entry 453. 37 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,271 Hello out there! This is Blog Entry 453. 38 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,442 Today I have a slight tug in my left arm. 39 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:21,362 The tips of my index and middle finger are tingling. 40 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:25,408 Correction. My middle finger and ring finger tingle. 41 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,650 Morphine dose upped to 30 mg. 42 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,029 32, next door, died yesterday. 43 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:07,241 A new guy has moved in. But word is it won't be long. 44 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:20,254 Oh, this is funny. The hospital clown cancelled. 45 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,508 The new guy faints when he laughs or feels any type of strong emotion. 46 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,593 The new guy faints when he laughs or feels any type of strong emotion. 47 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,887 His cancer has a sense of humour. 48 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,764 Breakfast. -He||o! 49 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,517 Cat! The cat! 50 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,479 Have to be careful, due to the new resident next door. 51 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:40,358 -How terrible! 80 young! -And what about me? 52 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,903 Let's open the window a crack, huh? 53 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:46,823 -|'|| need my scarf. -Scarf, of course. 54 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,581 My pager? 55 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,042 -Huh? -Where's my pager? 56 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:02,088 What if they page me? What if the battery is empty? 57 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,298 Relax, we'll have a look. 58 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,300 It can't have just vanished. 59 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,595 -Do you have it? -Huh? What? 60 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,557 Ah, Mr Benno! Have you woken up? 61 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,810 That's nice. It was all a bit much, wasn't it? 62 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,812 Nowjust relax. 63 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,398 I'll be with you in no time at all. 64 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,651 And, as you've seen, here are nice, comfy, freshly washed clothes. 65 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,570 And, as you've seen, here are nice, comfy, freshly washed clothes. 66 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:26,904 Welcome! 67 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,699 What was that? 68 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,083 breakfast this morning. Get Dr Wl'Jst! 69 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,603 This was the last one. 70 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,813 Bugge? 71 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:09,280 Ms Patonga, might you have some Sellotape for Mr Reiter? 72 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,745 I need to prepare for the transplant when the lung comes. 73 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,123 -You said that yourself. -That was three years ago. 74 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:22,210 You said that it could come at any time. 75 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,713 It's spring. Motorcyclists ride in the mountains. 76 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:29,926 To find the right lung for you there'd need to be a major pile-up 77 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,346 involving hundreds of non-smoking marathoners. 78 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,642 Just a little rear-end collision. 79 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,479 I think you can give me the pager back. 80 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,774 No. 81 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,821 You do know where you are? 82 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,705 Oh shit! 83 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,295 453, addendum. 84 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,632 Well, it appears my time has come. 85 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,513 It's cold as hell. So much for spring. I hate Germany. 86 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,767 That's it. 87 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:24,063 |'|| jump now. I'm going to finish... 88 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,108 Shit! 89 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,487 That same thing happened to me too. 90 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:35,074 -You didn't say anything? -You didn't seem to want to go back. 91 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,785 I'll leave you be then, okay? 92 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:44,166 Why doesn't it have a handle? That can't be code compliant! 93 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,251 Why doesn't it have a handle? That can't be code compliant! 94 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,087 -Take care! -Wait! Wait a minute! 95 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,965 -How do we get back in? _l|Well? 96 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,842 I'm cold. 97 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,886 Write an e-mail. Maybe they'll come get you. 98 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:58,889 I'm blogging. About life with pulmonary fibrosis. 99 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,018 -With what? -Pu|monary fibrosis. 100 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,646 -My lung is turning to scar tissue. -Sounds like a real blockbuster. 101 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,148 -My lung is turning to scar tissue. -Sounds like a real blockbuster. 102 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:12,737 There are some very successful cancer blogs! 103 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,534 Shit! 104 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,507 Excuse me. 105 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,886 Could I maybe have your blanket? 106 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,893 Thanks. 107 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,064 No one gives a crap about it. 108 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,317 -What? -My blog. 109 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,781 I have 12 followers. Four are my doctors and three are dead. 110 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,534 But Facebook doesn't know that yet. 111 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,543 It makes no difference if I'm here or if I'm gone. 112 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,381 I won't leave anything behind. 113 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,551 What is it you'd like to leave behind? 114 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,810 -Do you know what this is? -What is it? 115 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,479 It's from Mozart. 116 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,819 -|t's a speck. -|t's a minim rest. 117 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,242 My father always said ifl left half as much behind 118 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:45,121 as this man in an instant of silence, then it was worth it. 119 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,958 And? Has it been worth it? 120 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,295 What does it look like, you dickhead?! 121 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,299 Lang Lang plays on Carmen Nebel, I'm here with a rotting lung. 122 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,553 | practised like mad for nothing at all. My whole life is a bloody minim rest! 123 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,722 | practised like mad for nothing at all. My whole life is a bloody minim rest! 124 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,516 I'll never sit down at a damn piano... 125 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,144 Hey, hey, hey! Everything all right? 126 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,020 Hey! 127 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,899 Does it hurt? 128 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,568 What? 129 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,194 Here, your... 130 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,946 The... 131 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,948 No. I don't feel a thing. 132 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,325 Aren't you scared? 133 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,745 I'm not your self-help group. 134 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,206 -|t's bad to bottle up grief. -|'|| get started then. 135 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,501 -With what? -Your dad's an arsehole. 136 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754 -He's dead. -But you're not yet. 137 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,015 Oh god... Hello? 138 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,434 I'll leave the balcony door open, okay? 139 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,396 Great guy... 140 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,316 Good morning! 141 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,529 Come on, wake up! We're still alive! 142 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,335 Family members are complaining. 143 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,420 What is all this stuff here? 144 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,216 -Peop|e order loads of stuff. -In the hospice? 145 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,845 Yeah, for kicks. They never have to pay for it anyway. 146 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,610 -Good morning. -Huh? 147 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:24,196 -How is your credit rating? -My what? 148 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:27,658 You ever had debts or not paid your bills or rent? 149 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,204 -No. You? -|'ve got previous. I won't get a thing. 150 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,206 Want to live a little? 151 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:37,084 -Do you want to? -I suppose so, yes. 152 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,628 Wash time! 153 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,506 We can do as we wish. Get a loan, we'll split it. 154 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,551 -We'll never have to pay it off. -Why not? 155 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,138 -We'll be long dead. -We can't. That's not fair! 156 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,850 Fair?! Is us dying fair, or your stupid hair colour? 157 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,685 -Stupid? -|t's orange. 158 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,896 -|t's blond. -|t's almost red. 159 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,274 How do you think the people we'll take it from got it? 160 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,068 This crap has to got to be good for something. 161 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,904 Now bend over, please. 162 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,200 -You want to go out? -Yes. 163 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,454 -Out, out? -Do you see a bank clerk here? 164 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,206 Impossible, I have no immune system. 165 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,044 If I get a cold, then goodnight Eileen. 166 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,881 Not to mention the moral objections that I... 167 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,217 So you want to leave something behind? 168 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,678 You want people to know who you were? 169 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,640 We'll start a blog. Not like the shit you do. 170 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,142 Two dying guys screwing the system. 171 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,562 We get money and do everything the losers out there dream of. 172 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,731 And we'll post it all. 173 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,984 And then, when we both say, "That was the most beautiful day of our lives," 174 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,694 And then, when we both say, "That was the most beautiful day of our lives," 175 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,073 then we'll end it. 176 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,202 And after our final post, Andi, believe me 177 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,704 everyone will know who you are. 178 00:15:58,749 --> 00:15:59,792 Deal? 179 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,671 Deal. 180 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,092 You have to shake on it. 181 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,222 Hello and welcome to Bedboys.de. 182 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,392 -This is Andi. -Okay. And I'm Andi. 183 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,770 Um... Again. 184 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,774 Howdy-doodle, welcome to Bedboys.de. 185 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,026 -This is Benno. -This is Andi. 186 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,862 -Benno has cancer. -And he has phimosis. 187 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,781 What? 188 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,449 Fibrosis. 189 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,618 -What did I say? -Phimosis. 190 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,787 What's the difference? 191 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:41,041 Dying has many drawbacks. For instance, water retention. Here. 192 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,459 Dying has many drawbacks. For instance, water retention. Here. 193 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,504 And your nose, your airways, get raw. 194 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,464 Due to these... 195 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,802 -That's Benno's tumour. -No, it's not my tumour! 196 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,681 Dying also has advantages. 197 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,852 -What were they again? -Are you still at it? 198 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,938 Yes, that's fabulous. 199 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,315 Agreement... 200 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,526 small print... There. 201 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,572 Right. 202 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,866 Now you sign here, please. 203 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,544 Congratulations. 204 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,048 Would you like an espresso from our barista machine? 205 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,841 That's it? 206 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,761 -Um, yes. -80 |... He's got the loan? 207 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,679 -Of course. -Yes! 208 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,396 Right. 209 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,566 So do we go pick up the money from the clerk at the counter or... ? 210 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,026 So do we go pick up the money from the clerk at the counter or... ? 211 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,903 Ah, I don't get... 212 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,072 Oh, you... 213 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:58,035 You thought you could take the money with you just like that? 214 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,620 Of course not. 215 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,248 You thought: swoosh, in a carrier bag and off we go? 216 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,962 -That'd be silly, huh? -Are you in such a hurry? 217 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,381 Of course not. 218 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,228 You look like Michael Jackson. 219 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,146 Sorry. 220 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:29,316 If all I had were metastases, I'd be cool. My lymph nodes are swollen. 221 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,609 If all I had were metastases, I'd be cool. My lymph nodes are swollen. 222 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,779 That's because you're nearly dead. Now you figure out how we can get money. 223 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,447 That's because you're nearly dead. Now you figure out how we can get money. 224 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,493 No one will give us money. No one! 225 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,996 No one's thick enough to give some prats off the street 226 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,999 a load of cash without any kind of collateral. 227 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,085 Who would be that barmy? 228 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,212 Benno? 229 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,177 0% INTEREST 230 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,499 WEDDING RINGS, NO MONEY DOWN 231 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,126 Hey, the camera! 500 likes! 232 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,461 Smile! Smile! 233 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,005 How cool! 234 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,555 Are you crazy?! 235 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,981 -Luna?c! -Sorry, I... 236 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,857 -Get out! -What? 237 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,610 -|'m driving home. -You even got a licence? 238 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,571 -|'m an AA Plus member. -I didn't ask that. 239 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,139 Keep driving, please. Keep driving! 240 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,142 Keep driving. Okay, ready. I've got it. 241 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,480 Okay, wait. 242 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,780 I've got it. 243 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,949 -Oh God! -Sorry. Um... 244 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,327 I think I've got it. Wait. 245 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,716 MUM & DAD 246 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,269 148! 247 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,862 FOR LENI 248 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:48,992 Benno? 249 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,329 Benno! 250 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,091 -Hello? -He||o, Mrs Winkelmann. 251 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,511 It's me. I don't know if you remember me. 252 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,554 -Benno. -Well, well! 253 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,681 -|s Mona there, I... -No. 254 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,267 -Can she maybe... -No. 255 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:17,938 Listen, I know she's there and that Leni's with her. 256 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,991 Get lost! I'll set the dog on you! 257 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,036 I'm giving Leni this present no matter what. 258 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,747 She's gone back to Cape Town. Thank God! 259 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,418 Here to cause trouble again just before the big day! 260 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,462 -Big day? -Her wedding. 261 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:46,258 A very educated young man. Black, but we're not racist. 262 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:50,637 He took her in the state she was in, which was decent of him. 263 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,431 -He's a doctor. -Oh. 264 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,267 -Yes. Without Borders. -Uh-huh. 265 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:59,062 Leni doesn't need anything from you. Just look at you! 266 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,274 I'm letting the dog out now. 267 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,962 -You went out? -|'m leaving. 268 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:27,549 -What? -I can't do this. I'm off to some beach. 269 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,051 -I won't die here. -You can't do that! 270 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,763 I can't? Take care of yourself, Andi. 271 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:38,101 -Nice meeting you. -And the blog? You said we'd be famous. 272 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,645 -Give me my half. -No. 273 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,939 -Huh? -My credit, my money. 274 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,902 -Pardon? -No most beautiful day, no cash. 275 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,946 How about a knuckle sandwich? Where's the money? 276 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,159 -|'ve hidden it. -Where? 277 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,536 I'm not telling you. 278 00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,998 -Where?! -The pillow. 279 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:01,666 God! 280 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,255 Stop, Benno! 281 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,592 Put it back or I'll tell them what you did. 282 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:14,012 I'll tell Ms Patonga. I'll go to the police. 283 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,018 What now? 284 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,063 -|'m coming along. -What? 285 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,731 How? 286 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:39,371 Could you help me, perhaps? 287 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:51,341 -What do you have in here? -A backup device. Oxygen tank. 288 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,051 My sleep mask. 289 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,181 -Shit! I need morphine! -It won't fit. 290 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:01,476 -Without it | get panic attacks. -Then get it! 291 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:04,980 -|t's in the nurses' room! -Then go get it from there! 292 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,400 -I can't do that alone! -That's not my problem. 293 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,486 That is not my problem! 294 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,364 Oh yes, it is your problem. 295 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:35,552 Heavens! People have no concern for their health! 296 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,929 But it ends the same for everyone! 297 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,362 Damn! 298 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,850 You dirty piece of shit! 299 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:41,826 That was absolutely wonderful. 300 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:51,836 SHERBERT 301 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,603 I can't keep it up. Why are we rushing? 302 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:12,357 You stole a boatload of morphine. The cops won't be far behind. 303 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,566 Come on! 304 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,614 I'll look in my book. 305 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:22,409 -Where is Mombasa? -Africa. 306 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:28,206 Riga. No, that'll be too cold. Malta, Shanghai... 307 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,084 -Forget the book! -Melbourne... 308 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:34,254 Leave it to chance. Anything south of the Equator. Eyes shut and point. 309 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,714 Leave it to chance. Anything south of the Equator. Eyes shut and point. 310 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,258 -No. -Eyes shut and point! 311 00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:41,594 Mombasa. 312 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,888 -What?! -Look, a wheelchair! 313 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:50,061 -Africa! Shouldn't we get vaccinations? -As if we need them! 314 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,646 -Yes, true. -Fuck! 315 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,023 -What now? -The toilet. 316 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:56,151 Can't you go after security? 317 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,611 -|s your backup in your carry-on? -Yes. 318 00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,864 Then give me your breathing thing. 319 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:04,576 -Give it here! Do you trust me? -Of course not! Why? 320 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:07,662 You crazy? 321 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:18,548 This thing has to go... 322 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,343 Oh, Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 323 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,513 -That has to go on the conveyor. -Then I'll have to turn off the oxygen. 324 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:27,223 -That has to go on the conveyor. -Then I'll have to turn off the oxygen. 325 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,851 Will that be okay? 326 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,564 In his state he's unlikely to fly into the World Trade Center. 327 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:35,732 In his state he's unlikely to fly into the World Trade Center. 328 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,744 Here. Take it yourself. 329 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,419 What did you put in there? 330 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,635 -Are you crazy?! -He||o, people. 331 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,346 We're here in first class. 332 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,727 It is totally bizarre. There is silver cutlery here. 333 00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:15,897 There are cloth napkins. And dead orchids at every seat. 334 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,023 There are cloth napkins. And dead orchids at every seat. 335 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,651 Look, Andi can't contain his joy. 336 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,655 Here, hold it. Hold it. 337 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:28,326 Everyone's grumpy because people snore like in economy. 338 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,496 And the ticket cost... Hold on to your hats! 7,000 big ones! 339 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,747 And the ticket cost... Hold on to your hats! 7,000 big ones! 340 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:36,167 But we don't have to pay for a return flight. 341 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,670 Are you crazy?! Put that away! 342 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,673 -They'|| think we're terrorists! -Some wine? 343 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:45,760 Here we have a 1984 Ch�teauneuf�du-Pape and a... 344 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,638 -Both, please. Everything you have. -Yes. 345 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:52,767 -One moment. I'll get some more glasses. -Uh-huh, uh-huh. 346 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,019 And a bit more caviar! 347 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,940 -It doesn't taste as shit as it looks. -Put that away! 348 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,900 Nobody's forcing you to come. 349 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,112 Give me my money and fly back. 350 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:10,118 -That was a crap idea. -Come on, Andi! 351 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:13,913 We need drama. Now everyone wants to know how it ends. 352 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,499 The blog will go wild when we blow our brains out. 353 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:20,336 That's how the world is. Cancer blogs are boring. 354 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,594 I can get rid of it. 355 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,471 I'll put it in the Russian's hand luggage. 356 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:31,681 No, no, no! 357 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:34,934 -Benno, please just put it back in here. -Pardon? 358 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:36,060 -Benno, please just put it back in here. -Pardon? 359 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:40,023 Put the gun back in the rucksack, okay? 360 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,360 -"Thank you, Benno." -Huh? 361 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,114 "Thanks, Benno. Good idea, Benno." Say it. 362 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:50,700 What? 363 00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:54,037 "Thanks, Benno. Good idea, Benno." 364 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,666 Thanks, Benno. Good idea, Benno. 365 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:08,301 -Here you are. -Thank you. 366 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,472 To the most beautiful day! 367 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,432 Screw you. 368 00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:34,953 Cool. 369 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,288 -Way cool. -Are you enjoying it? 370 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,415 Massively. 371 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,125 Me too. 372 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,338 -|'m a bit hot. -Go in the water. 373 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,215 With my breathing device? 374 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,883 Oh, yeah. 375 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,469 Maybe we should make a video. 376 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,263 Maybe a photo's enough. 377 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,682 Come on. 378 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:02,772 Oh, God... 379 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:12,365 Do you already know what you want to do? 380 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,158 You should get started. 381 00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:18,871 Yeah, I've thought of a few cool things already. 382 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,665 -Show me. -No. 383 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,459 -You've got nothing. -Rubbish! 384 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:26,713 You think nothing's good enough. You can't even manage a list. 385 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,089 You think nothing's good enough. You can't even manage a list. 386 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:31,009 So what are your big plans? 387 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:34,262 Well now, I have a Iomi Iomi massage at four, 388 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:38,349 hot-stone therapy at five, then the all-you-can-eat buffet. 389 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,351 Oh, yeah? 390 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,145 That's funny, 391 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:44,188 because I'll be doing this. 392 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,523 A pedicure? 393 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,153 Yes. I'm having a pedicure. 394 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,531 I'm going in to post the photo. 395 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,243 Oh, yeah... 396 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,330 Here, for the massage. 397 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,793 And this here is for the drinks. 398 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,920 Thanks, Mum. 399 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:09,756 Should anything befall me... 400 00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:13,885 I am the only one with the combination to the room safe. 401 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,512 Andi, this isn't a James Bond film. 402 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,812 "James Bond film"! 403 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:02,100 18,413... 404 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,395 -HOW COOL ARE YOU GUYS?! -WHAAT! 405 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,856 -YOU ROCK! -WHERE ARE YOU? I'M COMING! 406 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,110 Interviews with dying people... 407 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:28,292 For days I've been trying to collect these thoughts 408 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,504 and realise I'm grabbing on to nothing. 409 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,383 But there is one thing I do know. I remember kissing you that ?rst time. 410 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,593 But there is one thing I do know. I remember kissing you that ?rst time. 411 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:41,013 I remember it clearly. My bra was poking me. 412 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:45,059 It was a very fancy pointy bra, as was the fashion back then. 413 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:48,020 But it really hurt! I really couldn't bear it. 414 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:51,190 But I couldn't tell you. That's why I had that laughing ?t. 415 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,233 But I couldn't tell you. That's why I had that laughing ?t. 416 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,902 And you took it personally, my love. 417 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,865 And you sat there, totally bewildered, all slender and confused. 418 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,449 And you sat there, totally bewildered, all slender and confused. 419 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,578 That's when I fell in love, 420 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:09,125 as l have been every day since then. 421 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:12,378 And I'll take that with me after forgetting all else, even myself. 422 00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:14,130 And I'll take that with me after forgetting all else, even myself. 423 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,258 I had you and you had me. 424 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,136 What else can one wish for? 425 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,312 It's cold. There's frost on the windows. You'll catch your death! 426 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,354 It's cold. There's frost on the windows. You'll catch your death! 427 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:44,577 -Have you ever really been in love? -Why do you ask? 428 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,997 -When did you last sleep with a woman? -Why? 429 00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:49,832 Oh, just asking. 430 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,961 No! Really? 431 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:56,589 -No! -Never? 432 00:36:56,839 --> 00:37:00,468 Oh nonsense! Well, it has been a while, but... 433 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,970 It is tough with that hair colour. 434 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,557 What's in the box? 435 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,227 Okay, listen here. 436 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,271 Then the time has arrived! 437 00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,741 I look like Uschi Glas. 438 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,826 Oh! All | get are complaints! 439 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:29,830 Wear something manly, open some bubbly. |'|| line up some birds. 440 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,832 See you in a sec! 441 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:35,920 Hi. 442 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,339 Hi. 443 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,938 Yeah, well, sort of. 444 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,983 Okay. Which one do you want? Tall or short? 445 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,485 -|'|| take the short one. -And if something happens? 446 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:03,155 We need a code word. No we don't. They don't understand a word! 447 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:04,323 We need a code word. No we don't. They don't understand a word! 448 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,289 -Benno! -Just call for help. 449 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,729 Yeah, I can tell. 450 00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:01,839 No idea. 451 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:29,283 Blitzkrieg. 452 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,172 You have very nice Dinger. 453 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,970 Goebbels. 454 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,556 Reichspan�eitag. 455 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,436 Great! Great! 456 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,871 Ribbentrop, VW K�fer, Kraft durch Freude. 457 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,676 Autobahn, Eva Hermann, keine Ahnung... 458 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:32,930 Have you lost it? 459 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:40,563 Benno... 460 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:41,772 Help! 461 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:49,738 Are you okay? 462 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,866 Fuck! Shit! 463 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:17,433 Shutyourgob,yeah? 464 00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,325 Hm, well... 465 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,370 I've experienced a few things, but... 466 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,043 I was almost gone. 467 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,463 -Huh? -Just now. 468 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,344 It was the weirdest feeling, I was... 469 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,346 It was as if... 470 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:57,932 As if I was dying 471 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,976 and at the same time I was... 472 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,562 coming. 473 00:42:06,815 --> 00:42:09,818 Some people do call it "the little death". 474 00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:13,864 -So was that our most beautiful day? -No. 475 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,741 This'll be tough to top. 476 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,703 It's going to get way more beautiful than this. 477 00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:24,792 -Benno? -Yeah? 478 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,754 15,000 euros are missing. 479 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:33,551 It's still in the safe. 480 00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:36,637 It was already gone before. 481 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,813 I had to fork out some cash. 482 00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:48,524 What for? 483 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:52,027 A good lie. 484 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,914 The only thing I regret is that waited too long. 485 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,165 The only thing I regret is that waited too long. 486 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,461 In life you think it's over when you reach the next goal. 487 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,130 In life you think it's over when you reach the next goal. 488 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,048 "Then I can really live!" 489 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:17,094 When I get my licence, when I'm married. 490 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:20,055 When the kids leave the house. 491 00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:21,849 When, when, when... 492 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:24,727 There's always a new "when". 493 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:30,274 I'd have loved to have seen the ocean again. 494 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:33,694 There I go again, not living in the now. 495 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:53,922 Hello? 496 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:24,828 Benno? 497 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:38,384 -Beautifu|! -Hey, carrots! 498 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:44,098 -What the hell is that? -We||... 499 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,725 -We're going to the end of the world. -Are we? 500 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:49,520 I can offer you the Cape of Good Hope. 501 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,481 -In that tank? -|'m lucky I even got this. 502 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,901 -Does it have Wi-Fi? -You can just stay here. 503 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,539 Didn't you sleep? 504 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,207 Yes. 505 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:14,002 Hey, Andi, you haven't slept a wink since we left. 506 00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:17,256 -You're sleeping for two. -|t's not sleep. 507 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:20,759 I'm aware of everything. I just can't move. 508 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,888 How does it make you feel? 509 00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:28,517 You can't hit back, you can't run away. 510 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,394 You're vulnerable. 511 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,897 A little bit like being in love. 512 00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:43,365 -So, tell me, are you in lo... -Read Gala! 513 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:46,201 Don't be so uptight, I... Do you have kids? 514 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:48,287 Look! Mozart. 515 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:55,919 Now that's lovely. Did you play that too? 516 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:11,226 -You want to shop here? -Where else? 517 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,980 -In the hotel, where things are clean. -What is this?! 518 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:17,983 Put it down! It'll give us parasites! 519 00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,359 Look! 520 00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:26,450 We need McDonald's! We need international standards. 521 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:30,329 -Packaged food. What if we get the runs? -Don't be absurd! 522 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:34,458 -Apropos. Did you see the camper toilet? -Doesn't work, it's full. 523 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:39,505 -Where do we take a dump? -In a field. 524 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:42,382 In afield! Sure. 525 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,645 It was that pickled spider you ate. 526 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,940 -It was a prawn. -It had hairs. 527 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,575 Thanks! 528 00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:14,081 -So where are we sleeping tonight? -Here. 529 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,458 -Here? -Yeah. 530 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,503 Surrounded by 10,000 poisonous animals! 531 00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:22,673 Malaria-infested mosquitos, predators, snakes! 532 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,509 -This isn't the Black Forest. -What's that? 533 00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:27,302 Where? 534 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:31,723 -|s it gone?! Is it? -It was just a leaf. 535 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:35,018 That's it. We're sleeping in the city. 536 00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:43,652 Fuck! 537 00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:50,409 Okay. Africa looked different on television. 538 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,205 Benno? 539 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,874 You asleep? 540 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,919 -You wanted the city. -I thought there'd be a hotel. 541 00:48:02,462 --> 00:48:04,131 Just sleep. 542 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:06,091 -Did you lock up? -Yep. 543 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:09,052 The door isn't very thick. 544 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:13,223 Do you have the gun? Huh? 545 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,894 -As a deterrent. Blacks are very poor. -|s this Pegida or something? 546 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,896 -As a deterrent. Blacks are very poor. -|s this Pegida or something? 547 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:20,981 We're in a carton on wheels. 548 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,776 Two fat, terminally ill, white-boy packets of cash! 549 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:26,945 And uninsured! 550 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,413 Here I am! Come get me! 551 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,000 -Here I am! Come get me! -Andi! 552 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:43,545 -P|ease take your pill. -I don't want to. 553 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,715 Then I won't be able to react. Lions only go after weak gazelles. 554 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,925 Then I won't be able to react. Lions only go after weak gazelles. 555 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:49,927 I can't run fast. 556 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,308 It's funny. Do you know that? 557 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,144 | drift off and fall asleep. 558 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:02,189 Then, suddenly, I'm wide awake. You know that? 559 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:05,442 Shut up or I'll give you enough morphine to make you sleep like Snow White! 560 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,694 Shut up or I'll give you enough morphine to make you sleep like Snow White! 561 00:49:07,861 --> 00:49:09,988 Sleeping Beauty. 562 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:36,348 Shit! 563 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:37,557 Andi. 564 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:42,896 Hey, hey! Look at me. Where's the morphine? 565 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,564 -No. -Yes! 566 00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:46,984 -|'|| sleep too deeply. -So? 567 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,987 -The oxygen will stop. -Why would it? 568 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:53,115 No one's keeping watch. There's no alarm. 569 00:49:53,281 --> 00:49:55,534 Okay, that's enough. Get up! 570 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,120 Get dressed. 571 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,539 Wait! Where are we going? 572 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:03,291 You need a reason to be afraid? I'll give you one. 573 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:05,836 Are you totally mad? Give that back! 574 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,131 Come and get it. 575 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,343 -|'d rather suffocate. -Okay. 576 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,949 I'll kill you! 577 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,170 Oh fuck! 578 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,593 -Open your eyes. -Screw you! 579 00:50:56,094 --> 00:50:59,056 -Okay, come on. Let's get it over with. -What? 580 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:01,266 -Then it'll be done. -What?! 581 00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:03,060 -Stand up. -No way! 582 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,811 Okay. 583 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:09,316 Benno, they're super strong. Don't... Oh fuck! 584 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:11,401 -Stand up. -No. 585 00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:14,863 -Okay. -Stop! They're way too strong! 586 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:18,033 -We can do this ti|| I've emptied this. -Hey! 587 00:51:18,283 --> 00:51:21,161 Listen, we're going to fall off anyway. 588 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:24,039 The only question is how we pass the time. 589 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:26,666 -Do we do it afraid of falling? -Yes! 590 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,879 The others are dying too. They just don't know it. Look at them! 591 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:34,591 Shifting things back and forth, trapped in workaday crap. 592 00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:37,344 But not us! Don't you see? We're free! 593 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:41,681 When you know you're dying, you get what's really important. 594 00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:46,603 Absolute clarity. Death is our... It's... 595 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:51,024 Okay. 596 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:54,736 -That was fast. -They make heroin out of it! 597 00:51:54,986 --> 00:51:57,197 You understand? Please no, Benno! 598 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,032 -Stand up. -No. 599 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:03,245 Stand up, Andi, and I'll give this back and you can get down. 600 00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:06,414 Come on. 601 00:52:12,045 --> 00:52:13,547 Okay. 602 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,424 Upright. 603 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,477 Look. 604 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:33,775 What's the worst thing that could happen? You could fall. 605 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,696 Okay now, imagine that... 606 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:40,115 That we fall... No hold on! 607 00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:41,992 Imagine... 608 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,870 we're flying. 609 00:52:45,036 --> 00:52:47,330 We're whirling around in the air, 610 00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:49,457 we have the wind in our faces 611 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,877 and then... 612 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:56,047 You know what, there is no "and then. 613 00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,550 There is no such thing as death. 614 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,469 There's just the moment before it. 615 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,848 -And it's not so bad. -That's true. 616 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:08,101 -See? Nothing can happen to us. -Nothing at all. 617 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:09,978 We're invulnerable. 618 00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:11,855 -|mmorta|. -Free! 619 00:53:12,105 --> 00:53:14,441 -Free! -We're free! 620 00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:18,320 -Can I have my thing back anyway? -Yeah. 621 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:23,074 Never do that again, got it? 622 00:53:23,783 --> 00:53:24,951 Never again. 623 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,995 What? This? 624 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,873 -Benno! -Look, nothing can happen. 625 00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:33,335 -Stop! Stop! -Oh, it's like riding a bike drunk. 626 00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:36,171 Bad stuff happens when you're caref... 627 00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:42,302 Benno! Oh shit! 628 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,595 Shit! 629 00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,805 Shit, shit! Oh fuck! 630 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:53,271 Hello. 631 00:53:53,521 --> 00:53:55,523 Hey, give me your hand. Okay? 632 00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:58,777 -This one? -One or the other. Come on. 633 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:00,820 Okay. 634 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:07,452 Leni! 635 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:08,995 BennolBenno! 636 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,830 Leni! 637 00:54:11,539 --> 00:54:13,541 Leni! Leni's falling down! 638 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,127 Leni! 639 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:23,802 I fucked it up. 640 00:54:37,565 --> 00:54:38,775 Look. 641 00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:41,653 The sun's about to come up. 642 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,490 I expect it's going to be beautiful. 643 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:49,911 Andi? 644 00:54:51,037 --> 00:54:53,331 Is this our most beautiful day? 645 00:54:53,498 --> 00:54:55,125 Nea?y,Benno. 646 00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:58,169 It was pretty damn beautiful. 647 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,803 Excusez-moi! 648 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,515 Voudriez-vous help us? 649 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,562 -I can't do any more. -Okay. 650 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,606 |'|| drive now. 651 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:06,863 The thing is... 652 00:56:08,990 --> 00:56:10,492 Andreas? 653 00:56:10,658 --> 00:56:12,160 Benno! 654 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,245 Benno! Over here! 655 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,707 I'll just lie down for five minutes, okay? 656 00:56:17,957 --> 00:56:19,584 Wake me if I breathe funny 657 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:21,544 or the device acts up. 658 00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:25,924 -Okay. -Thanks. 659 00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:35,475 Don't fall asleep! Okay? 660 00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:38,603 I'm not tired anyway. 661 00:56:58,456 --> 00:56:59,958 Bastard! 662 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:08,776 Benno. 663 00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:57,700 -I swear she was this close! -She peed on you? 664 00:58:57,951 --> 00:59:01,120 -We had a connection! -She marked you as inedible. 665 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:04,707 You were right. Screw fear, we're invincible! 666 00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:06,960 Invincible! 667 00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,505 Oh, I have to wash myself. 668 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:13,091 But we're invincible! Invincible! 669 00:59:14,425 --> 00:59:16,844 -Did you film it? -Fuck! 670 01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:32,462 Fucking Africa. 671 01:00:40,928 --> 01:00:43,890 At least do it properly. Little prick! 672 01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:54,901 What? 673 01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:56,653 396,572! 674 01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:04,744 We've got 396,572 clicks! 675 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:07,580 -Wow! -And the police are after us. 676 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:10,750 Yeah. No turning back now. 677 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,335 What's this? 678 01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:16,547 -None of your business. -Are these obituaries? 679 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:19,926 Yes. I like to read what others cherished in life. 680 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:23,429 -Figure out what you cherish! -Nothing comes to mind. 681 01:01:23,596 --> 01:01:27,141 -| get heart spasms thinking about it. -Listen to your gut! 682 01:01:27,308 --> 01:01:29,185 -So what's in your box? -What? 683 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,063 See, we both have our secrets. 684 01:01:32,313 --> 01:01:33,815 396,572. 685 01:01:36,734 --> 01:01:38,945 -We have to pay. -I gave him plenty. 686 01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:42,031 -Think he's in trouble? -No, it looks friendly. 687 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,476 Get in, Peter Parker. 688 01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:41,340 -We have to go back. He needs help! -Cat piss doesn't make you invulnerable! 689 01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:43,384 -We have to go back. He needs help! -Cat piss doesn't make you invulnerable! 690 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:46,095 -Where's the gun? -That was a metaphor! 691 01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,639 Are you totally crazy? 692 01:03:09,118 --> 01:03:11,746 -We have to go. Get him out! -Why are they after you? 693 01:03:11,996 --> 01:03:14,791 Because he stole from them. -Nonsense! 694 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,959 Benno, you're hurting him! 695 01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:25,051 Blood diamonds! 696 01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:29,847 -Are you nuts? -You can't leave him here. 697 01:03:30,014 --> 01:03:32,809 -Can't I? -They'|| skin him alive. 698 01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:35,436 Andi, he has crack. He'll skin us alive! 699 01:03:35,686 --> 01:03:38,523 He wants to sell it in Johannesburg, for his family. 700 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:42,401 For his mum with AIDS and 12 half-orphaned siblings? 701 01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:45,905 -How did you know that? -Oh, Andi! How na'l've can you be! 702 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:47,782 -Andi's day. -What? 703 01:03:48,032 --> 01:03:50,326 -My gut says he's staying. Andi's day! -No! 704 01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:53,329 Andi! No, no, no! 705 01:03:53,871 --> 01:03:55,623 Over my dead... 706 01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:05,735 Listen, the clarinet. 707 01:05:44,815 --> 01:05:46,651 Read it out loud. 708 01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:49,987 -Rea||y? -Yeah. 709 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,157 Okay. 710 01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:03,501 "I thought long about what I should tell you. 711 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,879 It all suddenly becomes so heavy with meaning. 712 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:10,049 I think I understood quite late what's most important in life. 713 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:11,175 I think I understood quite late what's most important in life. 714 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:14,303 It wasn't until you, my children, were born. 715 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:18,349 Children shift the focal point around which your life revolves. 716 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:25,398 Before that you just focus on yourself, and it gets boring. 717 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:29,026 Things change very quickly with children. 718 01:06:30,027 --> 01:06:32,113 You freed me of the weight of my ego. 719 01:06:36,784 --> 01:06:40,246 It is lovely to die with my final thoughts being of you 720 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,039 and not of myself. 721 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,418 That eases my mind considerably." 722 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:56,429 Shit! 723 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:03,602 That's really... It's lovely. 724 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,189 It's almost like with Brangelina. 725 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,775 -A child suits you. -What? 726 01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:13,362 -A child suits you. -What the hell do you want from me? 727 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:18,117 Who is Leni? 728 01:07:19,785 --> 01:07:22,455 You have a daughter? Don't be so stubborn! 729 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,207 Why? How? How old is she? 730 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,543 When did you last see her? 731 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:31,422 -I never have. -Never? 732 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:35,051 Mona took her away with her. 733 01:07:35,509 --> 01:07:39,055 -Okay. Where to? -Too far away for me to follow. 734 01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:44,685 VVhy? 735 01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:47,063 That's a good question. 736 01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,692 I think her family had other ideas. 737 01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:55,696 -And now they've got what they wanted. -How so? 738 01:07:55,863 --> 01:07:57,823 Oh, she's getting married. 739 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:02,203 A really good guy. A Doctor Without Borders. 740 01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:13,631 Benno, you know what? I have an idea. 741 01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:18,677 -This is bullshit. No one cares. -Give it your all. 742 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,638 All right, go! 743 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,393 Dear Leni. 744 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:29,647 This is how to make a candle 745 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:32,525 if you're ever outside at night. 746 01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:35,778 When you peel an orange, it sticks to your hands. Here's the best trick... 747 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:36,987 When you peel an orange, it sticks to your hands. Here's the best trick... 748 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:38,739 Look, no scissors. 749 01:08:38,989 --> 01:08:40,825 Impress the boys, take a beer... 750 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:43,702 A tuna can and string. You don't need a wick. 751 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,955 Put it in on the side here... 752 01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,706 Put it up here... 753 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,708 Use oil you can buy anywhere. 754 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,178 Cheers! 755 01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:06,934 It makes a much nicer candle than a tuna can, and smells better. 756 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,857 See! You can always get by somehow. 757 01:09:21,907 --> 01:09:24,410 Benno, are you already asleep? 758 01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:26,954 No. 759 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,540 Where is the gun? 760 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:33,878 In myjacket. 761 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:39,049 -Does it even work? -I hope, for both our sakes. 762 01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:44,847 I don't want to die miserably. 763 01:09:51,770 --> 01:09:54,648 We're going to die with smiles on our faces. 764 01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:59,320 We'll help each other to get there. 765 01:09:59,486 --> 01:10:00,779 Exactly. 766 01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:03,741 Promise? 767 01:10:08,787 --> 01:10:11,290 -Potatoes. -Chips. 768 01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:22,218 I think I was a bit rash with the pills. 769 01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:28,140 I'll keep watch. 770 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:35,105 -Rea||y? -This time for real. 771 01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:40,819 Thanks. 772 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,198 Goodnight, Andi. 773 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:25,197 Whatever. 774 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:52,099 Because if you fuck it up... 775 01:12:03,527 --> 01:12:05,738 -Morning! -Morning. 776 01:12:05,946 --> 01:12:08,407 -I slept really well. -Yeah, I know. 777 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:12,328 -You really stayed awake? -Boy Friday made us breakfast. 778 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:13,662 -You really stayed awake? -Boy Friday made us breakfast. 779 01:12:50,657 --> 01:12:53,327 -That said "Cape Town". -Oh yeah? 780 01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:57,956 -But in the other direction, Benno. -You didn't see right. 781 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:10,844 -We're going to the wedding. -What? 782 01:13:11,303 --> 01:13:14,098 -To see Leni. They live in South Africa. -Nah. 783 01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:18,435 Oh, yeah? 784 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:22,564 -What's this? -Give it here! 785 01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:25,025 -Give it here! -You can't be trusted! 786 01:13:25,275 --> 01:13:28,529 I want to see my daughter once in my life. Okay? 787 01:13:28,695 --> 01:13:31,698 You were screwing with me all this time. "Most beautiful day", my arse! Right! 788 01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:34,159 You were screwing with me all this time. "Most beautiful day", my arse! Right! 789 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,703 I was your ticket to the end of the world. 790 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:40,833 You wouldn't have a ticket! You'd still be lying on your deathbed! 791 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,961 -You dragged me here! -You blackmailed me! 792 01:13:44,211 --> 01:13:47,214 -You're the biggest coward I know! -You're a fucking minim rest! 793 01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:49,091 -You're the biggest coward I know! -You're a fucking minim rest! 794 01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:55,347 Fuck, this is Paradise! 795 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:56,849 Whoa! 796 01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:01,061 -|t's a bad idea in your state. -Stop acting like we're friends. 797 01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:02,479 -|t's a bad idea in your state. -Stop acting like we're friends. 798 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:06,150 You just latched on to anyone you could get. 799 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,610 I was just your last chance. 800 01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:11,321 Or did you really care about me? 801 01:14:11,738 --> 01:14:14,408 Huh? Tell me, Andi, are we friends? 802 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:18,036 Right. 803 01:14:27,337 --> 01:14:29,423 Fuck! The gun! 804 01:15:44,581 --> 01:15:46,291 Not at all. 805 01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:48,961 And that was the moment 806 01:15:49,127 --> 01:15:52,923 when Mona stumbled into the hotel room 807 01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:55,300 with another guy in tow. 808 01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:09,147 Pay attention, Mona dear. 809 01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:20,033 -I mean, that'd... -He||o, Sandra. 810 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,203 -Oh God! -Don't mind me. Carry on. 811 01:16:23,453 --> 01:16:27,040 Enjoy your party. Leni and I will just go and chat 3 bit. 812 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,836 -Got any pop? We've lots to catch up on. -Benno? 813 01:16:33,338 --> 01:16:35,299 This has your attention, huh? 814 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:38,510 You wanted to rub me out, but she's my child! 815 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:42,014 We found each other. Blood is thicker than your damn money! 816 01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:46,268 -Shut it, Plonker Without Borders! -Benno! 817 01:16:46,893 --> 01:16:49,396 -That girl isn't Leni. -What? 818 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,660 Marvin and Mona 819 01:17:03,827 --> 01:17:06,496 they had a dream... 820 01:17:06,663 --> 01:17:09,666 No! Hey wait, that's mine. Sorry, that's not for you. Give it here! 821 01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:10,751 No! Hey wait, that's mine. Sorry, that's not for you. Give it here! 822 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:13,420 Leni! Leni, wait. Leni! Leni! 823 01:17:14,212 --> 01:17:18,175 -Why are you here? -Just a little blast from the past. Bye! 824 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,886 -Here's to the newlyweds! -What do I want? 825 01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:23,764 I brought this doll halfway across the globe. 826 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:27,309 I have money, I want to start a college fund for her. 827 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:30,354 -I want her to remember her father. -Are you drunk? 828 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,397 A bit. 829 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:35,692 Mona, I could've been a good father. 830 01:17:35,942 --> 01:17:39,696 -But this clearly wasn't enough. -Benno, don't start. 831 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:43,492 -I didn't deliver, so you dumped me. -No one can live off your love. 832 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:46,745 -But you can live off a rich doctor. -You and fucking money! 833 01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:47,913 -But you can live off a rich doctor. -You and fucking money! 834 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,333 This isn't about fucking money! 835 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,377 This is about you! 836 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,253 -She's a child. -My child. 837 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:59,508 How can I raise a child with a man who runs away when things get serious 838 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,135 and is afraid of any bit of emotion? 839 01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:05,597 You still can't take his child from him. 840 01:18:07,265 --> 01:18:08,767 What? 841 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:13,271 Is that what you tell people? 842 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,150 You vanished. You took off, Benno. 843 01:18:17,901 --> 01:18:19,695 That's not true at all. 844 01:18:24,282 --> 01:18:26,284 What are you doing here? 845 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,870 We're doing fine. We're happy. 846 01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:36,962 I wanted to say goodbye. 847 01:18:37,754 --> 01:18:40,757 -Now, today? -I don't have much time left. 848 01:18:41,675 --> 01:18:43,510 VVhy? 849 01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:45,637 I have cancer. 850 01:18:48,932 --> 01:18:50,434 Oh, Mona... 851 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:56,148 You'd stoop to anything. 852 01:18:56,314 --> 01:19:00,277 You're really the worst thing that ever happened to me. 853 01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,910 -Mona! -Watch out! 854 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,197 Don't be sad. 855 01:20:28,156 --> 01:20:30,283 I'm not sad. 856 01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:32,077 She's right. 857 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,705 | just have to stay alone. 858 01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:46,007 | always got bad marks in school 859 01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:49,177 because I dozed off in class a lot and got into fights and stuff. 860 01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:50,387 because I dozed off in class a lot and got into fights and stuff. 861 01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:55,684 When they wanted to send me to a special school 862 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:59,271 my dad said I had been lying about dozing off. 863 01:20:59,437 --> 01:21:01,314 He said I was on drugs. 864 01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:04,776 I lied quite a lot back then, but not about that. 865 01:21:06,069 --> 01:21:09,155 And then he said, Right, we're going to revise. 866 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:12,868 And if you doze off, then I'll have to wake you up." 867 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:16,079 And he did that. 868 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,502 In his own special way. 869 01:21:26,172 --> 01:21:30,051 The more I cried, the more | dozed off and the more he woke me up. 870 01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:35,807 I swore I'd never cry again. 871 01:21:46,568 --> 01:21:48,361 And then? 872 01:21:48,528 --> 01:21:50,780 Nothing. I ran away the next day. 873 01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,159 And what about school? 874 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:58,955 No need for it anymore. I managed without it. 875 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:05,545 All day I've been wondering 876 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:09,633 if there's a single person in my life who I haven't letdown. 877 01:22:14,971 --> 01:22:16,723 I can't think of one. 878 01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,354 -Fathers are dicks. -No, I understand. 879 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:25,607 He busted a gut so his kids could have it better than he did. 880 01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:26,858 He busted a gut so his kids could have it better than he did. 881 01:22:30,028 --> 01:22:31,821 | rid him of that hope. 882 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,160 -Apropos. -Apropos what? 883 01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:40,413 Ridding someone of something. 884 01:22:52,425 --> 01:22:55,053 That was probably worth something. 885 01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:57,889 Probably. 886 01:22:58,848 --> 01:23:01,184 We could have got money for that. 887 01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:03,853 This is better. 888 01:23:07,857 --> 01:23:09,776 I hate Mozart. 889 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,287 I'm ravenous. Benno. 890 01:24:03,663 --> 01:24:04,831 Benno? 891 01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:06,499 Oh shit. 892 01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:10,670 Hey, calm down now. 893 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,255 It'll pass. 894 01:24:15,508 --> 01:24:16,968 Give it a sec. 895 01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:24,809 Did you sleep outside? 896 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,937 -Yes. Why? -For me? 897 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,148 -Course not! -Ow! 898 01:24:34,819 --> 01:24:36,571 Wow. 899 01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:46,581 No way! 900 01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:49,834 That little rat, that little scumbag! I knew... 901 01:24:50,001 --> 01:24:52,712 -Oh God! I gave him money too. -What? 902 01:24:53,296 --> 01:24:55,840 Um, a bit of money for his education. 903 01:24:56,132 --> 01:24:58,343 -You crazy? Me too. -Yeah, I thought... 904 01:24:58,593 --> 01:25:00,345 -What? -For his mother. 905 01:25:00,595 --> 01:25:02,680 That's the lamest story ever! 906 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:05,058 We didn't need it. I told him to go home. 907 01:25:05,308 --> 01:25:08,269 -Not in our van! -No. I told him to take a bus. 908 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,772 Well that's not a bus! 909 01:25:13,733 --> 01:25:15,777 What's so funny about this? 910 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:20,240 Then this is my last oxygen tank. 911 01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:36,798 I can't go on. I can't go on. 912 01:25:37,590 --> 01:25:40,426 -I won't make it up the mountain. -What mountain? 913 01:25:57,193 --> 01:25:59,028 This is a crap ending. 914 01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:01,865 | find it somehow fitting. 915 01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:22,779 To sum up. Africa, cold as hell. 916 01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:24,948 -We were robbed. -By a little boy. 917 01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:27,575 -You messed things up with Leni. -You're not famous. 918 01:27:34,707 --> 01:27:38,127 -So where's the most beautiful day? -Good question. 919 01:27:43,174 --> 01:27:46,678 -But it's nice here. -We should really take a selfie. 920 01:27:47,595 --> 01:27:49,722 Fuck! Shit! 921 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:53,017 Shit! I haven't filmed anything for two days now. 922 01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:55,144 Hey! 923 01:27:56,145 --> 01:27:58,773 We still have the grand finale. 924 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:09,325 -|t's been an honour. -For me too. 925 01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:18,626 Andi. 926 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,214 I think I'd like to start over. 927 01:28:32,765 --> 01:28:33,808 Well... 928 01:28:56,581 --> 01:28:58,207 Okay. It works great. 929 01:28:58,374 --> 01:29:00,251 It works. All right then. 930 01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:06,716 I'll start. 931 01:29:08,634 --> 01:29:10,720 -Who's going to post it? -Sorry? 932 01:29:10,970 --> 01:29:14,307 -If we're dead, who's going to post it? -Fuck! 933 01:29:14,557 --> 01:29:16,434 What idiots! 934 01:29:18,686 --> 01:29:21,314 Well, I... Oh screw it. 935 01:29:23,816 --> 01:29:25,360 Screw it. 936 01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:31,491 So long, Andi. 937 01:29:35,161 --> 01:29:37,121 Wait! What'll I do? 938 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:40,208 There'll be brains and blood all over the place. 939 01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:42,543 Okay, you start. 940 01:29:47,256 --> 01:29:48,674 -You got a cold? -What? 941 01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,927 It was a joke. 942 01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:07,527 -You have to press. -I want to, but my finger doesn't. 943 01:30:07,777 --> 01:30:09,821 Oh, dude! Open your mouth. 944 01:30:13,449 --> 01:30:15,618 -But warn me, okay? -Okay, I will. 945 01:30:16,327 --> 01:30:18,871 -No, don't warn me. -Okay, Iwon't. 946 01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:26,170 -What? -I can't smile. 947 01:30:26,337 --> 01:30:29,715 -You said we'd die smiling. -This is absurd! 948 01:30:29,882 --> 01:30:32,135 -I can't smile. -|t's either me or you. 949 01:30:32,385 --> 01:30:34,178 -Do you want to start or not? -Of course! 950 01:30:34,345 --> 01:30:37,223 Then start! We can wait till the oxygen... 951 01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,725 -What is that? -That is... 952 01:30:41,602 --> 01:30:43,438 It's here somewhere. 953 01:30:43,604 --> 01:30:45,106 What is it? 954 01:30:45,356 --> 01:30:46,566 -My pager. -What? 955 01:30:46,816 --> 01:30:49,026 -|t's my pager. -Your... 956 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:54,073 You know what this means? 957 01:30:54,323 --> 01:30:57,034 My lung! They have a lung for me! 958 01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,121 Shit! What'll we do? How do we get out of here? 959 01:31:00,371 --> 01:31:03,374 Benno, I knew it! I knew it! Benno, it's so... Oh God, I'm sorry. 960 01:31:03,374 --> 01:31:05,501 Benno, I knew it! I knew it! Benno, it's so... Oh God, I'm sorry. 961 01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:10,465 -|t's a set-up. -What? 962 01:31:10,715 --> 01:31:13,634 The cops are after us. Of course they want us back. 963 01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:16,888 -Smugg|ing drugs, stealing 140,000! -You just want me to stay. 964 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:18,139 -Smugg|ing drugs, stealing 140,000! -You just want me to stay. 965 01:31:18,389 --> 01:31:20,725 -Dude, we post it all. -You're jealous. 966 01:31:20,892 --> 01:31:22,518 What? 967 01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:26,689 You're jealous because I get to live and you don't. 968 01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:34,697 Go fuck yourself, Andi. 969 01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:41,245 Yeah, go on! 970 01:31:44,874 --> 01:31:46,667 I'll get home alone! 971 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:09,899 Oh, blessed Germany! 972 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:31,254 Africa was a piece of cake, but I caught a cold on the plane. 973 01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:35,591 -Oh well, I'm ready for you. -I beg your pardon? 974 01:32:35,841 --> 01:32:39,053 I haven't eaten for over six hours. Nil by mouth. 975 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:42,306 -To put it mildly, this is awkward. -You paged me. 976 01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:45,810 -Now I'm here. -We hoped you'd call. 977 01:32:47,103 --> 01:32:50,565 -You gave my lung to someone else? -Um... No. 978 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,024 _N0? -Uh- uh. 979 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:54,735 Thank God! 980 01:32:55,403 --> 01:32:57,655 -My cold is nothing at all. -Good! 981 01:32:57,905 --> 01:33:00,783 I need to be changed. I can't not eat much longer. 982 01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:04,787 Two days ago a 60-year-old man was brought in here. 983 01:33:04,954 --> 01:33:08,416 He was having seizures and bleeding from the oesophagus. 984 01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:12,712 He had had an MRT, but it was from two weeks ago. 985 01:33:12,878 --> 01:33:14,839 The results were negative. 986 01:33:15,006 --> 01:33:16,924 He died in A&E. 987 01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:21,304 -Why are you telling me this? -I didn't get it. 988 01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:24,682 Until I looked more closely at the images. 989 01:33:25,349 --> 01:33:27,476 These aren't of a 60 year old. 990 01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:31,355 These are images taken of a younger man. 991 01:33:35,359 --> 01:33:36,861 I wouldn't know. 992 01:33:39,322 --> 01:33:41,324 We wanted to reach your friend. 993 01:33:42,783 --> 01:33:44,160 There is no lung. 994 01:33:44,327 --> 01:33:46,287 Oh, God! 995 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:48,205 -|'m so very sorry. -No! 996 01:33:48,456 --> 01:33:50,625 Benno's going to blow his brains out! 997 01:35:07,993 --> 01:35:10,871 Mona, sorry. I meant to leave you in peace. 998 01:35:11,038 --> 01:35:14,500 -| cocked up, I can't change that. -What would you change? 999 01:35:17,211 --> 01:35:19,547 I want Leni to have a good life. You too. 1000 01:35:19,797 --> 01:35:21,799 And I'd like to get to know Leni. 1001 01:35:22,049 --> 01:35:24,009 You're a family. Marvin's a great guy. 1002 01:35:24,176 --> 01:35:25,886 -No, he's an arse. -Enough! 1003 01:35:26,137 --> 01:35:29,140 But you picked him. Wait! I'm going. You have to take Leni to hospital. 1004 01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:30,433 But you picked him. Wait! I'm going. You have to take Leni to hospital. 1005 01:35:30,683 --> 01:35:33,227 -I saw her collapse. -She has narcolepsy. 1006 01:35:33,477 --> 01:35:36,772 -She's got the same thing you have. -Yes! No. What? 1007 01:35:37,022 --> 01:35:40,109 That's why she collapses and sleeps so much. 1008 01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:42,737 -No. -Yes. I'm a doctor. 1009 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:45,239 She has a tumour behind her nose. 1010 01:35:45,489 --> 01:35:47,408 -That's not you. -Pardon? 1011 01:35:47,658 --> 01:35:49,910 That's not even your name. 1012 01:36:16,562 --> 01:36:17,605 Hello. 1013 01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:24,445 -He||o. -I sleep a lot too. 1014 01:36:28,282 --> 01:36:29,784 I know. 1015 01:36:53,557 --> 01:36:55,309 I wasn't gone. 1016 01:36:56,185 --> 01:36:58,479 I was in school. 1017 01:37:01,148 --> 01:37:03,067 When you were pregnant. 1018 01:37:04,318 --> 01:37:07,321 I had evening classes and worked on a construction site during the day. 1019 01:37:07,321 --> 01:37:08,656 I had evening classes and worked on a construction site during the day. 1020 01:37:17,122 --> 01:37:19,667 Maybe you should have told me that. 1021 01:37:20,543 --> 01:37:23,045 I wanted to have something to show you, 1022 01:37:23,212 --> 01:37:25,214 not just my empty promises. 1023 01:37:28,592 --> 01:37:31,720 Benno, I'd have gone through anything with you. 1024 01:37:31,887 --> 01:37:33,389 Anything. 1025 01:37:34,139 --> 01:37:37,643 -I felt inadequate. -You didn't have to do anything. 1026 01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:40,688 All you had to do was be by my side. 1027 01:37:42,147 --> 01:37:43,649 Yeah. 1028 01:37:47,528 --> 01:37:50,322 Mona, I meant everything I said before. 1029 01:37:51,532 --> 01:37:53,033 | see you're happy. 1030 01:37:53,701 --> 01:37:55,870 You have to stop making stuff up. 1031 01:37:58,664 --> 01:38:00,958 You're not dying. 1032 01:38:02,084 --> 01:38:04,169 I'm not dying. 1033 01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:10,551 Oh fuck! 1034 01:38:10,718 --> 01:38:11,760 Fuck, Andi! 1035 01:39:33,217 --> 01:39:34,969 Morning. 1036 01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:41,684 -I thought you'd never come back. -What? 1037 01:39:41,934 --> 01:39:43,852 -|t's a bit late, isn't it? -Why? 1038 01:39:44,395 --> 01:39:46,647 He has an infection now. 1039 01:39:49,149 --> 01:39:52,444 80? Have you finally become a man? 1040 01:39:54,822 --> 01:39:56,782 -Yes, I think so. -Good. 1041 01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:00,828 I have a bone to pick. 1042 01:40:01,078 --> 01:40:02,788 We bust guts for this place. 1043 01:40:03,038 --> 01:40:06,333 I have two-and-a-half�hour bus ride here and back. 1044 01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:09,586 | get so tired my husband says I look like a potato kept in the fridge. 1045 01:40:09,586 --> 01:40:11,505 | get so tired my husband says I look like a potato kept in the fridge. 1046 01:40:11,755 --> 01:40:13,674 We don't do it to be millionaires 1047 01:40:13,924 --> 01:40:16,218 or to watch people suffer. 1048 01:40:16,468 --> 01:40:20,139 We think everyone has a right to die with a bit of dignity. 1049 01:40:20,389 --> 01:40:23,267 You could at least show a little respect. 1050 01:40:24,101 --> 01:40:26,687 Have I made myself clear? 1051 01:40:27,146 --> 01:40:28,814 -I think so. -Good. 1052 01:40:31,316 --> 01:40:33,944 Right, we don't want to lose any time. 1053 01:40:40,242 --> 01:40:42,995 Oh, I've tripped up with the bedpan! 1054 01:40:43,245 --> 01:40:45,622 Oh heavens! Did some spill on you? 1055 01:40:45,789 --> 01:40:48,208 How terrible! Let's get your shoes off. 1056 01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:52,296 Because it's really disgusting. Urine is very pungent. 1057 01:41:16,945 --> 01:41:18,655 Andi. 1058 01:41:21,992 --> 01:41:24,328 Hey, Andi, are you asleep? 1059 01:41:24,953 --> 01:41:28,165 What a stupid question. Of course not. 1060 01:41:29,666 --> 01:41:32,669 Lucky you! I was about to kiss you awake, Snow White. 1061 01:41:32,669 --> 01:41:33,837 Lucky you! I was about to kiss you awake, Snow White. 1062 01:41:34,004 --> 01:41:37,132 -S|eeping Beauty. -No, it's Snow White. 1063 01:41:37,299 --> 01:41:39,384 -S|eeping Beauty. -Who cares! 1064 01:41:44,223 --> 01:41:46,183 I didn't think you would come. 1065 01:41:47,768 --> 01:41:49,353 Yeah, tough luck! 1066 01:41:51,438 --> 01:41:55,234 Now we'll take it off. It has such a pungent smell. 1067 01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:57,402 -Do you like cats? -No. 1068 01:41:57,653 --> 01:42:00,489 They're so good for patients' souls. 1069 01:42:00,739 --> 01:42:03,534 They're so quiet, and then they purr. 1070 01:42:05,244 --> 01:42:06,662 Or meow. 1071 01:42:17,464 --> 01:42:18,841 Cup of tea? 1072 01:42:24,763 --> 01:42:28,600 -You can't take the piss out of me! -Wait! Stop! 1073 01:42:44,992 --> 01:42:48,120 Calling all cars, a patrol car has been stolen. 1074 01:42:48,370 --> 01:42:50,789 It's headed towards the railway station. 1075 01:43:10,225 --> 01:43:11,351 Shit! 1076 01:43:11,602 --> 01:43:12,936 Floor it! 1077 01:43:13,187 --> 01:43:14,563 lam! 1078 01:43:33,373 --> 01:43:36,501 How many penalty points does that get me? 1079 01:43:46,803 --> 01:43:48,388 Now they've got him. 1080 01:43:49,264 --> 01:43:52,476 -They'|| probably come back. -Yeah, probably. 1081 01:43:59,524 --> 01:44:01,360 Is it painful? 1082 01:44:01,526 --> 01:44:03,946 I have no idea, ask my pharmacist. 1083 01:44:05,447 --> 01:44:08,367 Come on, you have to stick it out a bit longer. 1084 01:44:08,617 --> 01:44:11,620 -Why? -I don't know. The sun's coming up. 1085 01:44:11,787 --> 01:44:14,915 The trees are blossoming. It's sure to be lovely. 1086 01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:18,585 -Sunrises are almost always shit. -Just a bit longer. 1087 01:44:23,966 --> 01:44:26,468 Benno, where and when don't matter. 1088 01:44:28,011 --> 01:44:30,555 All I care about is who's with me. 1089 01:44:33,517 --> 01:44:35,143 Hey, not that. 1090 01:44:36,144 --> 01:44:39,982 -Stop right now or you'll fall asleep. -Okay. 1091 01:44:40,232 --> 01:44:42,734 -Pu|| yourself together. -All right. 1092 01:44:46,196 --> 01:44:47,990 Hey, Benno, you're scared. 1093 01:44:48,865 --> 01:44:50,242 Course not! 1094 01:44:52,995 --> 01:44:55,497 Don't you see? That's not so bad. 1095 01:44:58,875 --> 01:45:01,128 It means you have something to lose. 1096 01:45:01,378 --> 01:45:04,715 Don't start with the calendar mottos just because you're dying. 1097 01:45:06,133 --> 01:45:08,802 -No reason for intimacies. -Exactly. 1098 01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:20,939 Benno? 1099 01:45:21,106 --> 01:45:22,607 Andi. 1100 01:45:27,070 --> 01:45:28,822 I think I've got it. 1101 01:45:33,910 --> 01:45:36,455 The most beautiful day. 1102 01:45:37,956 --> 01:45:39,708 And which one was it? 1103 01:46:14,785 --> 01:46:16,828 In the end, it's quite simple. 1104 01:46:20,624 --> 01:46:22,709 There's almost no Wind at all. 1105 01:46:28,799 --> 01:46:31,802 l have salt in my hair and I can taste tuna and orange juice. 1106 01:46:31,802 --> 01:46:32,969 l have salt in my hair and I can taste tuna and orange juice. 1107 01:46:36,264 --> 01:46:39,351 The sun isn't intense but my sunburn stings. 1108 01:46:53,073 --> 01:46:55,492 Across from me sits Benno. 1109 01:46:56,576 --> 01:46:58,954 It seems we 've known each other forever. 1110 01:47:00,455 --> 01:47:02,457 17 days, to be exact. 1111 01:47:15,178 --> 01:47:18,181 This only happened because of the terrible hospital mix-up. 1112 01:47:18,181 --> 01:47:19,391 This only happened because of the terrible hospital mix-up. 1113 01:47:19,558 --> 01:47:22,519 My client was certain he was going to die. 1114 01:47:22,686 --> 01:47:25,689 Then it's only fair, considering this misdiagnosis... 1115 01:47:25,689 --> 01:47:26,940 Then it's only fair, considering this misdiagnosis... 1116 01:47:27,107 --> 01:47:29,651 Excuse me. I don't want that. 1117 01:47:30,444 --> 01:47:31,486 What? 1118 01:47:32,612 --> 01:47:36,199 The diagnosis was the best thing that ever happened to me. 1119 01:47:39,536 --> 01:47:41,413 Benno is strange. 1120 01:47:43,874 --> 01:47:46,501 We don 't even really like each other. 1121 01:47:59,848 --> 01:48:01,850 Benno is my best friend. 1122 01:52:58,938 --> 01:53:02,859 Subtitles: N. Fritz, H. Kimber CINEMEDIA audiovision 2016 82125

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