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Do you remember that chick in that bar when we were in college that was like going by

and she had that spectacular fall and the drinks like flew up and they like went all

over me and covered me.

Oh shit yeah I remember that was a long time ago.

Dude you know I slept with that girl right?

What for?

Yeah like you were all like helping her clean up and all this she slipped me her number

and we totally hooked up that dude.

Anyway fuck.

Speaking of that though it's been like 10 years hasn't it?

Hey.

Hey is John joining us for lunch?

Oh my god you guys never even met.

John John this is my beautiful wife Sydney and this is the legend himself John John the

man who took me down the path of evil in college when I was just an innocent boy.

John I've heard so much about you.

All good things.

Hey listen I don't know anything about what he's talking about he's the leader in all

this stuff.

The lead?

Look I was innocent then and even today even in the current situation I remain the innocent

one and some other parties in the situation are the more mischievous element let's say.

I think you don't give yourself enough credit sweetheart.

Are you just trying to blame us both and say we're the bad influences?

Absolutely.

Whoa whoa whoa what kind of activities are what are y'all doing what are you up to?

She introduced me to this whole.

Oh honey honey honey he doesn't need to know about that.

No no do tell I'm curious go on what's going on here?

Well I mean it took me a little bit to wear him down but I got him to start participating

in more group oriented activities you know an open door policy on the marriage.

Uh.

Other couples.

Details.

Threesomes.

So you're.

Oh.

Hey I don't know nothing about any of that.

Back then you always knew more about everything and you're trying to tell me you've never

had a threesome.

No look man I'm just a one woman type of guy I don't.

Well I mean a threesome's not that much different.

Hey bro.

You should focus on what she's telling you here.

Yeah I mean I obviously have a good taste.

Yeah but I'm it's a little different for me you know this whole situation is.

Oh.

Hey I'm just gonna watch it's still a one woman thing just think of it like that.

Yeah he just wants to watch.

I don't know it's.

You maybe need something to look at?

Hold your attention.

Bro.

Man man man.

He's speechless.

Oh look.

Thanks baby.

Okay I'm good.

Hey hey hey hey.

Oh.

Oh man.

Don't worry about it.

Don't you want to participate?

Hey y'all wow.

I'll get you that nice participation.

Y'all wow.

Yeah you are wow.

You think you can handle that?

He's right there man.

Oh don't worry about it.

He's right there.

I can be back here.

You can be wherever you want to be as long as you are right where I want you to be.

I was gonna say you never wanted to try it infamous John John.

Hey that's old school time man.

I'm different now.

Well how about we make it new school.

Oh.

It's got the comebacks too huh.

Yeah click on the draw.

Click on the draw.

How do you feel about that?

Is that an alright?

I got consent.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Take it like it's yours.

Oh yeah.

Look at that.

Yeah.

You're just going to tell aren't you?

You started it.

I was going to finish it.

We gonna see.

Oh yeah.

I hope we will.

It's like you've already started it.

Like I said it's your fault.

You started your stuff.

Oh I'm blamed for everything around here.

Honey is he rising to the occasion?

Oh he most certainly is.

You're getting some trouble here.

I need to focus my friend.

How'd you know my middle name?

Mmm.

Look at that.

You like watching that?

Yeah.

You're all wowed but it's real.

We're so wild.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

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Mmm.

See honey I told you about him.

Oh you sure did.

To activate here a little bit.

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Okay.

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Mouth skills.

Little streamers.

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You watching that baby?

I'm not doing it for you.

Mmm.

Mmm.

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Mmm.

Take that hand away from me for a second.

Open that mouth.

Don't wake me up okay?

Mmm.

Ah the innocence comes out of John John I see.

She's starting to man.

She's starting to.

Go down lower.

Shatter my friend.

Put your mouth back on there.

Let me see that right there.

Right there.

I am innocent.

Leave the fifth.

There we go.

Yes yes yes.

Mmm.

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She's making it.

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Nice.

Let that hang.

Just put it in there.

Just put it in there.

Just let me just fucking just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Okay.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Slower slower.

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Let me see those two.

Let me see those two.

Oh.

Yeah right he's bad.

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That guy with his dick all over my test doesn't know anything about trouble.

Lies.

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Getting a little hype in here man.

I'm like.

I need to go do something man.

You got me riled up now man.

Who got you riled up?

I don't know.

Both of y'all is falling.

Hahaha.

I need to test some things.

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Sure we're going to work man.

Sure we're going to work.

I feel like I need to help her out somehow.

You can't help her.

Can she take it?

I don't know can I?

I'm trying to find out.

Hahaha.

Mmm.

Let me see.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hey bro if you want to fuck her we can go somewhere more comfortable.

Yeah.

I'm going to take this desk room right here.

This little desk room.

It's got an office.

And there's a little Lord's bed.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What?

Let's go.

Mmm.

You like that?

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

You want to be gentle with it?

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh you like that honey?

Let's see.

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I knew you could get his real self to emerge.

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You love watching that baby.

Mmm.

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I'll take these off.

Yeah we don't need those.

Mmm.

You see you shake that little booty for me.

Oh.

Mmm.

You like that?

This what you've been working with huh man?

Damn.

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Mmm.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

He's got a little tongue action sweetheart.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Yes sir.

Mmm.

Yeah.

She never says yes sir to me so you must be doing something right.

I'm just teasing him pussy.

He's going to show me the real John John honey.

The stroke in the top of his.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

It's a little tight man.

Let's find out what happened man.

Let's put these knees up a little bit.

This one too right?

There you go.

Mmm.

What's that?

Oh it's so good baby.

Gotta work it up.

Gotta work it in there.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Yeah very.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh yeah.

It's good right there.

Oh you like that.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

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See I told you got him.

You sure did baby.

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I think you were so shy.

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Oh.

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Oh he's so big baby.

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Oh.

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Oh absolutely.

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Oh it's working great honey.

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Oh you should bring college friends over more often.

Oh.

Every time they come to town.

Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

Oh.

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Baby.

Oh.

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Be good.

Oh no.

Oh.

Thank you love.

It was just better when I was back.

Oh.

Okay.

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Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

происходит

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

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Ah.

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I love to see my old friend work for once, you know?

Oh, he works so hard.

Yeah.

The mascot is awesome.

Oh.

Whatcha gonna do now, baby?

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, you didn't tell me your friend was social-virus.

Oh.

How did I leave that out?

Hold my leg for me, gentlemen.

It's part of it.

The show will rethink.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

You look very good like this.

Do I?

You look good over there.

Ah.

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Ah.

Ah.

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I think a slip and slide over there.

Ah.

Ah.

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Ah.

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Mm.

Oh, nice.

Sliding.

Slip and a slide.

Okay.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Ah.

Ah.

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You just want me up there? I'll do it.

Just put my leg wherever you want it.

And tell them about all those yoga classes, right, baby?

Ah.

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Actually.

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Oh.

So strong.

Mm.

Look at that.

That's on the way. That's on the way, you see?

Yeah.

Ah.

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Ah.

Sliding.

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Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking thorough.

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Yeah.

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Oh, are ya?

A little courtesy, but I'll hold you off-school.

You want this?

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you said you took these shoes off.

You look good this way, too.

Oh, do I?

Yeah.

You look very good.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm.

Ah.

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Oh.

Ah.

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All the way off the ground.

Ah.

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Ah.

You hit that high pitch there, man.

It got to the right spot.

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Oh, man.

Just do that.

Just do that.

Let me see that.

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Oh, yeah.

I see you taking control back.

Oh, yeah.

I see you working hard.

Oh, yeah.

I know you've got to be the one to pull the strings all the time.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Do your talking thing.

Mm.

Do your little talking thing.

Oh.

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Oh.

Yes, I am, baby.

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Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Oh.

Get up.

Get up.

Oh.

What you got planned?

Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

That's good.

That's good.

Can you take those?

Mm-hmm.

Why do I want to take them off?

Oh, I got my underwear caught in them.

Oh, that's terrible.

I hate when your underwear is in a situation.

Mm-hmm.

And then you have to put them on.

Mm-hmm.

I hate when your underwear is in a situation.

Mm.

I'm going to take my shoes off, baby.

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She keeps my closet full of shoes.

There's a proper way to undress people, you know?

Mm.

Mm, yeah.

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Alright, her shoes are off. Is that what you wanted?

Thanks for taking my shoes off, baby.

Don't mind me if I borrow them while you're busy.

Absolutely.

Thanks for taking my shoes off, baby.

Don't mind me if I borrow them while you're busy.

Absolutely.

You did always like these shoes, honey.

Oh, yeah.

No legends.

I'm sorry.

So nice they named them twice.

I can tell while he's doing my heel hard she grips my leg.

Is your cuff, baby?

You got my shoes right there.

Don't see me.

I got your panties too. I got everything.

Why you stealing all my stuff?

Well, you know, I married you so that what's yours is mine.

That'll be sure to make sure that's in the prenup.

Dr. Redlayer's tomorrow.

Oh, yeah.

Baby.

Oh, yeah.

What you got in the store for me now?

Let me see.

Come to the side.

Oh, there we go.

Just all over the place now.

Just all over the place.

Yeah.

Oh, we got all over the place.

He's really trying to get you red and right, honey.

Oh, yeah, he is.

Well, he's taking good care of me, honey.

I'm sorry.

Oh, you're gonna use my heel.

It's a little big.

You almost got it. You almost got it.

Oh, yeah.

Y'all crazy, man.

He got me doing this shit.

He's doing this shit.

Oh, yeah, he dragged right into it.

Oh, yeah, he seems like he hates it.

He's suffering so much.

Suffering, man. Suffering.

I bet you are.

I like when you squeeze me like that.

I think we need a new couch, honey.

Well, go ahead and break it then, man.

So we can get a new one.

That's right.

For the first week, we need a new couch.

He's gonna be in the bathroom.

He's gonna be in the bathroom.

He's gonna be in the bathroom.

He's gonna be in the bathroom.

That's right.

For the first week, we need a new couch.

There we go.

Yes, yes, yes.

Keep turning.

Nice.

Nice, in and out, in and out.

Y'all need some freaky things y'all be doing here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do that.

Do that, do that, slap it on.

Nice.

Let's go.

Let's go.

He's attracted to bad influences.

Oh, that's what it is, huh?

You gonna make it messy?

Oh, messy.

Oh, messy.

That sounds good.

Yeah?

I wonder if I can handle it.

You can handle it.

You can handle it.

Mm-hmm.

You got it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Aw.

See how he does, baby?

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Just a sec.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, let's see if you got it, baby.

Oh, are you gonna come for me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, he's gonna come for me, honey.

Ready?

Yeah.

Give it to me.

You're a good shot.

I think it wasn't that bad.

Mm.

Mm.

Shit.

Your friend made a mess of me, baby.

I can see that.

You can bring your feet over here.

Oh.

We can chop that off a little bit.

Oh, for real.

Oh, come on my feet, baby.

Your friend made a whole mess out of me.

Chop it off.

Yeah, honey.

Yeah.

You like the way I spread them?

Oh.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

Good job, baby.

I'm gonna go get you some water.

Mm.

Good job, baby.

Mm.

Good job, baby.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

You're a mess, honey.

Oh, I know.

I should take a shower.

Oh.

Or not.

Yeah, maybe not.

Mm.

Mm.

I'm not.