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DAYS TO CHRISTMAS
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Someone's coming.
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Someone's buried here.
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They're going to blow it up.
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Juuso!
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Juuso, wait!
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BORDER ZONE. NO ACCESS
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I think Santa is buried up there.
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Juuso, is Santa Claus dead?
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What a baby.
You still believe in Santa?
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Come on.
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They've been lying to us.
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To you.
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Who was the Santa
who came to our house then?
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Mr. Piiparinen.
Haven't you figured that out yet?
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Do you think Dad knows?
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Your dad pays him for it.
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Don't you get it?
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This whole Christmas thing
is just a bluff.
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THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA CLAUS
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THE FIRST SANTA CLAUS
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WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY?
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Santa walking barefoot in the snow.
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Ancient Santa by his cauldron.
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DAY TO CHRISTMAS
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Pietari!
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Wake up, Son!
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Pietari! Are you awake?
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Yeah, yeah!
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Then go and get cleaned up!
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Vuppe, bad boy.
You were supposed to keep watch.
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Dad!
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Come here, Dad!
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Come inside if you
have something to say.
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I don't want to.
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You shouldn't be out there alone.
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Really, I've got something
important to tell you.
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Really, the wolves will gobble you up.
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And I'm not kidding.
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Dad, I'm coming in now.
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Close your eyes, Son.
Daddy's working.
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You shouldn't have
turned the lights off.
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Who'd ever look at them at night?
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- Have you been on the roof?
- What?
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Outside my window?
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I'm too busy to answer stupid questions.
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Have you or haven't you?
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No, I haven't.
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Maybe the chimney sweep...
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Go and get dressed!
We're leaving soon.
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Where to?
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Don't you remember what day it is?
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Yeah, the round-up.
You're taking me along?
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I thought you'd be dressed by now.
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He's spying on us.
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This is yours now.
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Is it loaded?
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Of course or it'd be useless.
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And take those goggles off.
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Have you got a light?
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Where's your dad?
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They had to take the snowmobiles.
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Piiparinen couldn't get
the chopper started.
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Keep away from the fence!
Three, two, one!
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You really think
you can use that?
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Of course I can.
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You gonna shoot Santa Claus?
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He was outside my
window last night.
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I thought you said he was dead.
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Electric fence.
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How do you like it?
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Protection.
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The explosions in the mountain
have sent the wolves on the prowl.
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Wonder what they're digging up there?
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Just samples, I guess.
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Look!
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They're coming!
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Dad, Dad!
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They're coming!
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Our freezers will soon
be brimming with meat.
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Open the gate.
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Out of the way!
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Come on!
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Get in here, now!
What's keeping you?
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Two skinny runts.
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Something's wrong.
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Maybe the others got lost.
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No, they didn't.
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Merry Christmas.
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You stay here.
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Me, too?
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Keep an eye on Pietari.
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What kind of wolves would do this?
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Big and nasty ones.
Come and take a look.
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Those morons and their blasting!
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Now we have to deal with
Russian wolves as well!
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They found the hole.
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This was cut with pliers.
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This is our fault.
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If you go crying to your dad,
I'll give you a flogging.
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We were never anywhere near the gate.
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We should shoot that lot of idiots.
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They've probably gone by now.
It's been quiet for days.
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If it wasn't for that border,
I'd make minced meat of them.
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We have insurance, right?
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No, we bloody well don't.
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433 carcasses.
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Aimo, how much is that worth?
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Around $85,000.
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Plus 22% VAT.
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All that money's been rotted away.
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He sure was hungry.
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What do we do?
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We'll pay them a little visit.
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Nuts!
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The guards have been paid
to shoot anyone who comes near.
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Crossing the border is not a small thing.
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Neither is bankruptcy.
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Pietari, come on!
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This was one hell of an idea!
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These boys left in a hurry.
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Come and see!
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They found him, Vuppe.
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Seismic researchers, my ass!
They've excavated something.
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What on earth did they dig up?
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So much for that.
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What are you doing?
Aren't you going to open it?
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No.
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Tape these on your bum.
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Are you serious?
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How do I look?
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Like a kid in a diaper.
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You brought me here just for this?
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Look.
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The real Santa was totally different.
The Coca-Cola Santa is just a hoax.
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These are from some fairytale.
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This isn't.
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What is this?
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Proof that some
fairytales are true.
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What am I looking at here?
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The real Santa Claus.
He tears naughty kids to pieces.
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Not even their skeletons are left.
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How did he end up there?
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The Sami people got angry
and lured him onto the ice.
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The ice broke under him.
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The lake froze solid
and Santa was trapped.
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Come summer,
they dug out the huge ice block...
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and buried it under a
sky-high pile of rocks.
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- And it became Korvatunturi Mountain?
- Yep.
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You're such an idiot.
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When did you last get smacked?
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When I was little, I guess.
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Do you think we should confess?
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Listen, you brat.
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You have any idea what your dad will do...
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when he hears that those
reindeer died because of you?
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Are you making gingerbreads?
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Are you hungry?
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Yeah.
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Were you playing hockey?
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No, it's just this game we play.
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Pretty rough game?
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Yeah.
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These are good.
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Just like Mum used to make them.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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Dad, what if I didn't exist?
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What do you mean?
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If I disappeared.
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You should disappear...
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to your bed. It's late.
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Dad, do you think I've been good?
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All good boys are in bed by now.
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Merry Christmas, Dad.
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Merry Christmas, Pietari.
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DAYS TO CHRISTMAS
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Stay there. I have to check it.
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Do you think this is funny?
I almost got killed.
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You are not going skating now!
You're grounded this Christmas.
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I have to wee.
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Come on, Vuppe. Let's go out.
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Dad! Dad!
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- What is it?
- The bait's gone!
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Careful now.
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Stay there.
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Did you hear me?
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Stay!
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Some kind of bird.
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What is it?
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Nothing.
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Can I look?
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No.
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Some bird took the meat.
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- I want to see it!
- There's nothing down there.
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Why can't I look then?
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Because we haven't even had breakfast yet.
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Is this really all we're having?
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These are good.
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If I eat these, can I go
and look down in the pit then?
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Then you'll have some more.
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Are you angry with me?
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No.
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Wait here.
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Did you hear me?
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You're grounded.
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Just preparing for my Santa gig.
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Shut up and follow me.
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Come on, Vuppe.
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He shouldn't have come
snooping around in people's yards.
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Greene, Brian Jonathan.
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Born 1952.
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Must be one of those
nutters from the mountain.
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Not even 60 years old.
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What are you going to say?
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To who?
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Everyone.
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Nothing.
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00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:00,610
You know those wolf pits are illegal.
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Darn it, Piiparinen!
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Like it or not, you're in this too.
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- I should...
- Shut up...
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and think, if you know how.
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I have an hour to my first Santa stop.
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Vuppe, stay.
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Did you see that?
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He's breathing. Tough old codger.
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What is he doing?
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He smells something.
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Pietari.
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Pietari!
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You were supposed to stay inside!
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Pietari, come back here now!
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Did Pietari see him?
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What do you think?
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I have to go.
What do I do with him?
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Have a little chat.
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The cops!
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Pietari, Pietari!
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Blast it all.
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What's he up to?
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Hiya.
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Hi.
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Why the fancy dress?
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00:39:58,973 --> 00:40:00,320
What?
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00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,600
- Is everything in order?
- What do you mean?
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00:40:04,690 --> 00:40:08,270
What a morning!
I've been all around the village.
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Strange stuff going on.
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Well, everything's fine here.
Right, Pietari?
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Then you're an exception.
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You brought the whole murder squad?
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- What's the problem here?
- My other business.
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A couple of hundred sacks of potatoes,
my whole harvest.
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I'm here because of some potatoes?
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Yes and no.
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They only took the sacks.
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Holy mackerel.
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Almost every house
got their radiators stolen last night.
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Torn off the walls.
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It's going to be one cold Christmas.
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My wife's hairdryer
was stolen from the bathroom.
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Who'd want an old
piece of rubbish like that?
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It's cutting-edge technology in Russia.
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- Pietari, we should be getting home.
- No!
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- Where's Juuso?
- Still sleeping, I guess.
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00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:29,730
Not so fast. Let's take a look at your car.
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Juuso.
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Juuso, wake up! He's at our place now.
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Juuso!
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Juuso's been taken!
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- What the devil is that?
- It was in Juuso's bed.
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Maybe he's out chasing girls.
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When we were your age...
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we'd stack up some pillows and pretend...
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He'll be back by nightfall.
316
00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:33,633
Don't you get it?
317
00:42:33,644 --> 00:42:37,060
Pietari, that's enough!
318
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,541
Can I go now?
319
00:42:40,552 --> 00:42:42,560
Okay, go.
320
00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:48,980
Aimo, you speak English, right?
321
00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:51,900
How come?
322
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:54,320
We need an interpreter.
323
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:33,150
Disgusting!
324
00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:42,700
You old devil.
325
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,720
Gingerbread?
326
00:44:33,710 --> 00:44:39,420
What do you want me to translate?
I've got stuff to do.
327
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:43,340
We've got visitors
from Korvatunturi Mountain.
328
00:44:44,930 --> 00:44:46,236
Visitors?
329
00:44:46,247 --> 00:44:49,730
American visitors.
330
00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:11,870
Now, in you go.
331
00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:15,750
- Daddy! We have to help Juuso.
- Nonsense. Juuso is a big boy.
332
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,710
So?
333
00:45:22,210 --> 00:45:25,050
We can't go back in there.
It's not human.
334
00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:27,800
- Not human?
- Not human!
335
00:45:27,890 --> 00:45:31,470
- The old swine bit me!
- Look at that.
336
00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:36,140
- I have to see this.
- I'm not kidding.
337
00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:53,580
See for yourselves.
There's something really weird about him.
338
00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:58,330
- Don't you think?
- He's a foreigner.
339
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,340
Go talk to him.
340
00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,640
Be careful.
342
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,280
I'm not going there alone.
343
00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:30,200
Right.
344
00:46:33,370 --> 00:46:35,330
Cover me.
345
00:46:58,350 --> 00:47:00,560
He's harmless.
346
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:12,910
Sorry to disturb you on Christmas Eve,
but is Hemppa in?
347
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,250
Oh, he isn't.
348
00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:19,750
Okay. Thanks anyway.
349
00:47:19,830 --> 00:47:21,710
No, I haven't seen him.
350
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,090
Merry Christmas. Bye.
351
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,600
Give me the broom.
353
00:47:43,270 --> 00:47:45,770
Ask him what they were digging up.
355
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,950
He's acting deaf. An old trick.
356
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:02,420
Tell him we'll keep him here
until someone pays up.
357
00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,710
- You mean as a hostage?
- Yes.
358
00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:10,800
Tell him!
360
00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:15,550
You're making him angry.
He doesn't understand you.
361
00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:18,810
This was just phase one.
364
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,450
- What was that?
- Dad!
365
00:48:35,990 --> 00:48:37,910
What does he want now?
366
00:48:37,990 --> 00:48:40,410
Dad, I have to talk to you!
367
00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:55,180
I'm just doing a little job
with Piiparinen. What is it?
368
00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:59,010
You need to smack me.
369
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,403
What?
370
00:49:01,414 --> 00:49:03,161
I deserve to be smacked.
371
00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:07,310
Fifteen good lashes should do.
372
00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:12,190
What's the matter with you?
373
00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:14,700
I've been naughty.
374
00:49:16,490 --> 00:49:17,700
What have you done?
375
00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:21,120
Juuso and I went up to the mountain...
376
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,210
and we made that hole in the fence.
377
00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:25,460
You did what?
378
00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:28,040
I'm the only one left, Dad.
379
00:49:28,130 --> 00:49:30,960
All the others have been taken. Juuso, too.
380
00:49:31,670 --> 00:49:33,460
What are you talking about?
381
00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:35,340
All the kids.
382
00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,550
Rauno, you have to see this.
383
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,850
Wait here.
384
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:55,240
He's up to something. And, look.
385
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,910
He bit it in half.
386
00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,670
Look at his eyes.
387
00:50:16,590 --> 00:50:19,010
What is he looking at?
388
00:50:22,430 --> 00:50:23,760
Pietari!
389
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:27,780
Don't!
390
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:31,520
Do you know this bloke from somewhere?
391
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,780
He seems to know you.
392
00:50:37,110 --> 00:50:39,110
He knows all the kids.
393
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,450
Who is he? Come on, speak up!
394
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,290
He's been spying on us.
395
00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:47,460
What do you mean? Tell me!
396
00:50:50,290 --> 00:50:52,920
He's Santa Claus.
397
00:51:04,430 --> 00:51:08,730
He's come to get me.
They dug him up from the mountain.
398
00:51:08,810 --> 00:51:10,900
A character from a fairytale.
399
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:14,730
I knew there was
something fishy going on.
400
00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:16,809
He's going to attack!
401
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:18,750
Daddy, don't let him take me!
402
00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:22,110
On the ground! Tell him in English!
404
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,750
He has his own language.
405
00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:32,584
He's not afraid of you.
406
00:51:32,595 --> 00:51:34,260
He sure is.
407
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:35,630
Tie him up.
408
00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:36,517
No way.
409
00:51:36,528 --> 00:51:37,680
Now!
410
00:52:09,870 --> 00:52:12,040
What was that?
412
00:52:17,630 --> 00:52:19,630
It's coming from that jacket.
413
00:52:19,710 --> 00:52:21,299
Careful!
416
00:52:32,230 --> 00:52:35,770
- What did he say?
- They want him back.
419
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:46,940
- Don't they?
- What are you doing?
420
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,870
This is Rauno.
Rauno from Finland.
423
00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:24,490
Tell him we have Santa for sale.
424
00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:56,690
How much are you going to ask for him?
425
00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:59,730
- Enough to cover the debt
- At least.
426
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:03,096
Maybe we should think it over.
427
00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:05,140
Are you scared?
428
00:54:05,150 --> 00:54:07,610
We're giving him up too easily.
429
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,950
Just think what he could be worth.
430
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:16,000
The original, real Santa Claus.
431
00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:19,630
Someone is going to get rich with him.
432
00:54:20,170 --> 00:54:21,920
That's the plan.
433
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:43,520
- Dad!
- Stay here, we won't be long.
434
00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:10,770
My wife's hairdryer!
435
00:55:10,781 --> 00:55:12,310
What the hell...
436
00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:16,520
Put that hairdryer away. Keep cool.
437
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,630
What a midget.
439
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:10,070
Say something.
443
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,685
How much do we want?
444
00:56:21,696 --> 00:56:23,050
$85,000.
446
00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:33,159
At least a million.
447
00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:34,480
Shut up.
449
00:57:49,710 --> 00:57:51,920
The last door.
453
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,285
What did he say?
454
00:58:43,296 --> 00:58:45,230
We need to keep quiet.
456
00:58:48,370 --> 00:58:50,160
What?
458
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,250
What do you mean, a helper?
459
00:58:56,261 --> 00:58:58,080
He says it's an elf!
460
00:58:58,950 --> 00:59:02,620
Enough of this rubbish!
Give us the money!
462
00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:22,050
What's up with him?
463
00:59:23,510 --> 00:59:25,470
Is someone there?
464
00:59:28,230 --> 00:59:31,230
What's that running there?
465
00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:38,399
What on earth is happening here?
467
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:49,290
Pietari! Pietari!
468
00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:00,880
Pietari!
469
01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:18,030
The elves have built a nest for Santa.
470
01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:29,450
For what?
471
01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:32,540
- Is that...
- Yes.
472
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,500
They're trying to defrost him.
473
01:00:44,970 --> 01:00:46,890
- Dad!
- What was that?
474
01:00:46,970 --> 01:00:49,510
Daddy, help.
475
01:00:50,140 --> 01:00:54,270
Juuso. They're all here.
And soon they will get smacked.
476
01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:01,320
- Dad!
- Juuso, where are you?
477
01:01:03,740 --> 01:01:05,700
Turn off the heat!
478
01:01:05,780 --> 01:01:07,240
Juuso, say something.
479
01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:11,620
Piiparinen, the door won't hold!
480
01:01:12,410 --> 01:01:14,120
What should I do?
481
01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:15,960
Barricade the door.
482
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,840
Move these there!
483
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,300
Aimo, leave the kid and come and help us.
484
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:25,220
Daddy's little boy.
485
01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,829
Let's go home, Daddy.
486
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,901
Don't worry,
we'll get home soon.
487
01:01:37,150 --> 01:01:38,980
We are all going to die!
488
01:01:56,790 --> 01:01:58,040
Dad!
489
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,090
Aimo!
490
01:02:03,130 --> 01:02:04,800
Piiparinen!
491
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,220
Listen to me!
492
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,990
As long as the kids are here...
493
01:02:25,860 --> 01:02:28,820
the elves won't leave the hangar.
494
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,580
It's either me or Santa.
495
01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:38,500
I suggest Santa.
496
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:49,950
It's Piiparinen.
Pietari, do you read?
497
01:03:50,450 --> 01:03:51,530
I do.
498
01:03:53,410 --> 01:03:54,570
Copy that.
499
01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:02,830
Why do I have to go in the sack?
500
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,840
Because it's my plan.
Let's go!
501
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,220
Here's one more.
502
01:04:12,231 --> 01:04:13,770
Not Juuso!
503
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:18,060
All the kids have to go,
or this won't work.
504
01:04:20,890 --> 01:04:22,538
Daddy, I'm scared.
505
01:04:22,549 --> 01:04:26,120
Piiparinen, the package is ready.
506
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,720
Won't they get cold out there?
507
01:04:32,731 --> 01:04:34,540
Stay out of this.
508
01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:39,830
Don't worry, Dad.
I'll be fine.
509
01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:43,460
Ready to go!
510
01:04:50,130 --> 01:04:53,930
You do your job,
I'll deal with this!
511
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:43,060
Slow down, we'll wait here.
512
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:03,790
Piiparinen, look down!
513
01:06:13,510 --> 01:06:16,500
They're following us!
514
01:06:17,111 --> 01:06:19,960
What did I tell you?
515
01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:33,110
Let's turn around, Piiparinen!
516
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:34,570
What?
517
01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:37,150
Towards the pens!
518
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:38,820
What for?
519
01:06:38,910 --> 01:06:41,410
Pretend they are reindeer!
520
01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:51,580
Reindeer! Stars alive!
521
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,340
That's what we'll do.
522
01:07:27,330 --> 01:07:29,040
Looks like we've been naughty.
523
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:39,550
If you ever wondered how Santa can be...
524
01:07:39,630 --> 01:07:44,430
in a zillion places all at once, now you know.
525
01:07:46,470 --> 01:07:48,430
That's the magic of Christmas.
526
01:08:21,510 --> 01:08:24,180
Piiparinen, the gate's closed!
527
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,810
Fiddlesticks!
We need a new plan.
528
01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:33,600
There isn't time!
I'll go and open it!
529
01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:35,560
You're not going anywhere!
530
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,940
I can't land there
to bring you back up.
531
01:08:40,110 --> 01:08:42,070
I'm not coming back.
532
01:08:43,410 --> 01:08:45,530
Pietari, can you hear me?
533
01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,130
Pietari!
534
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:43,590
Piiparinen!
535
01:09:45,430 --> 01:09:48,470
Tell Dad what I did.
536
01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:20,040
Daddy.
537
01:10:33,890 --> 01:10:35,560
Have a merry Christmas.
538
01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:50,910
And a happy bloody New Year.
539
01:11:17,430 --> 01:11:21,100
How do you like that, elves?
540
01:11:21,190 --> 01:11:22,860
What happened?
541
01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:24,440
The miracle of Christmas.
542
01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:27,780
Congratulations, Pietari!
Congratulations!
543
01:11:27,860 --> 01:11:30,320
You just put the elves out of a job.
544
01:11:45,210 --> 01:11:49,130
Take the kids home.
It's their bedtime.
545
01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:52,680
Roger. Over and out.
546
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:48,360
One hundred and ninety eight
Santa Clauses.
547
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,780
Juuso, what's that worth?
548
01:12:57,580 --> 01:12:59,790
How much for one?
549
01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:04,120
$85,000.
550
01:13:14,430 --> 01:13:18,220
Around $ 16,800,000.
551
01:13:18,930 --> 01:13:21,310
Plus 22% VAT.
552
01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:41,593
You're quite a man.
553
01:13:41,604 --> 01:13:43,361
So are you.
554
01:13:58,850 --> 01:14:01,350
DAYS TO CHRISTMAS
555
01:14:42,220 --> 01:14:44,560
Nothing in there for you, fuzz face!
556
01:15:28,270 --> 01:15:30,770
DAYS TO CHRISTMAS
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