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I'm not going to lie, this is alarming.

I just don't know what to do with this point doctor.

I don't usually make house calls, but this case is serious.

I'm going to need you to describe to me in detail all of the manifestations you've seen.

Well doctor, I can tell you that I've seen things that haunt me to this day.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg doctor.

This might be the most acute case of CHS ever recorded.

CHS.

Chronic Humping Syndrome.

Go grab one, we don't have a second to waste.

I knew this day would come.

Oh my god, what are you doing?

Let go of it.

Doctor, we really have a problem.

No we don't.

My god, come on.

We do have to just stop for five seconds.

Just go.

No, you're going to fall.

Let's go have a chat.

You and I.

Who are you?

Juan, I'm Dr. Nicolette Shea.

Your mother and I really need to speak to you.

I specialize in CHS.

Have you ever heard of it?

No.

CHS is chronic humping syndrome.

Only found in men ages 18 to 25.

No exceptions.

You see Juan, your urges are normal, but the objects of your desires are misplaced.

From what I can tell, we have a couple of options here, but our best bet is behavior

modification.

What that means is we need to retrain you, Juan.

I have a series of exercises that might seem uncomfortable at first, maybe even a little

strange.

But if you trust me, I'd like to try them.

Are you okay?

Juan, no, wait, what are you doing?

Stop it.

Stop it, Juan.

Get off of her.

Get off.

What are you doing?

I'm so sorry.

I don't know what to do right now.

So sorry.

With your permission, I'd like some alone time with him.

I'd like to have some experimental methods that I'd like to try.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Extreme cases deserve extreme treatment.

Strip.

Now.

Rub your cock on my stockings.

Okay.

Okay.

That's what I call bad behavior.

Don't move a muscle.

Yes, ma'am.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

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Mmmm.

Oh, my God.

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Mmmm.

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Ah, yeah.

Mmm.

Some big, big‑boogie cocoa?

Oh.

Mm.

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Ah!

Mm.

Oh

Oh

Why you gonna be a good boy

Oh

You college kids are so horny

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh, yeah worship those fucking

Oh

Oh, we need a little bit more time with him. Oh my god, what are you doing?

Oh

Oh

Yeah, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, ah.

Yes, yes.

Oh, it's so good.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Keep fucking me.

Oh, yes. Don't stop.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh.

Just a sugar dirty on the bone.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, fine.

Oh, oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, no.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, my god, yeah.

Oh, yes, you fucked me so bad.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, oh, my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, oh, yes, put it back in.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, ah, ah.

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Ah, ah, ah.

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Ah, ah, ah.

Oh, fuck.

Ah, ah, ah.

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Mm-hmm, yes.

Ah, ah, ah.

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Ah, yes, fuck, we must see.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Ah, ah, ah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, ah, ah.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, fuck, it feels so good.

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Oh, my God, yes.

Ah, yes.

Oh, help me, baby, help me.

Oh, yes.

Mm, oh, yes.

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Ah, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ah, ah, ah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

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Oh, my God, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

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Oh, fuck.

Ah, ah, ah.

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Ah, fuck.

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Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, ah, ah.

Mm, mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

So, am I cured?

I don't know.

I have a pain, guys.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God, what kind of treatment is this?

This is worse than before.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.