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I'm not going to lie, this is alarming.
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I just don't know what to do with this point doctor.
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I don't usually make house calls, but this case is serious.
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I'm going to need you to describe to me in detail all of the manifestations you've seen.
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Well doctor, I can tell you that I've seen things that haunt me to this day.
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And that's just the tip of the iceberg doctor.
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This might be the most acute case of CHS ever recorded.
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CHS.
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Chronic Humping Syndrome.
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Go grab one, we don't have a second to waste.
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I knew this day would come.
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Oh my god, what are you doing?
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Let go of it.
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Doctor, we really have a problem.
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No we don't.
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My god, come on.
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We do have to just stop for five seconds.
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Just go.
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No, you're going to fall.
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Let's go have a chat.
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You and I.
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Who are you?
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Juan, I'm Dr. Nicolette Shea.
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Your mother and I really need to speak to you.
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I specialize in CHS.
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Have you ever heard of it?
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No.
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CHS is chronic humping syndrome.
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Only found in men ages 18 to 25.
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No exceptions.
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You see Juan, your urges are normal, but the objects of your desires are misplaced.
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From what I can tell, we have a couple of options here, but our best bet is behavior
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modification.
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What that means is we need to retrain you, Juan.
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I have a series of exercises that might seem uncomfortable at first, maybe even a little
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strange.
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But if you trust me, I'd like to try them.
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Are you okay?
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Juan, no, wait, what are you doing?
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Stop it.
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Stop it, Juan.
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Get off of her.
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Get off.
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What are you doing?
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I'm so sorry.
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I don't know what to do right now.
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So sorry.
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With your permission, I'd like some alone time with him.
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I'd like to have some experimental methods that I'd like to try.
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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Extreme cases deserve extreme treatment.
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Strip.
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Now.
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Rub your cock on my stockings.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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That's what I call bad behavior.
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Don't move a muscle.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmmm.
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Mmmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Mmmm.
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Mmmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Ah, yeah.
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Mmm.
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Some big, big‑boogie cocoa?
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Mmm.
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Ah!
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Mm.
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Oh
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Oh
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Why you gonna be a good boy
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Oh
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You college kids are so horny
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh, yeah worship those fucking
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Oh
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Oh, we need a little bit more time with him. Oh my god, what are you doing?
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Oh
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Oh
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Yeah, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh
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Oh, it feels so good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, ah.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, yes.
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Keep fucking me.
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Oh, yes. Don't stop.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Oh, oh.
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Just a sugar dirty on the bone.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, fine.
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Oh, oh.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes, no.
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Oh, fuck.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh, my god, yeah.
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Oh, yes, you fucked me so bad.
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Oh, oh, fuck.
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Yes.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, right there.
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Oh, oh, my god, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, oh, yes, put it back in.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Mm-hmm, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, yes, fuck, we must see.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, oh, fuck, yes.
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Oh, fuck, it feels so good.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, fuck, yeah.
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Ah, fuck, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, fuck.
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Mm, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Ah, yes.
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Oh, help me, baby, help me.
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Oh, yes.
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Mm, oh, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Yes, fuck.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Yes, yes.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, fuck.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Ah, fuck.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Mm, mm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, am I cured?
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I don't know.
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I have a pain, guys.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God, what kind of treatment is this?
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This is worse than before.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Oh, shit.
268
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,480
Oh, shit.
269
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,480
Oh, shit.
270
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,480
Oh, shit.
271
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,480
Oh, shit.
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