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You know, I'll tell you Baldy, you take off that badge and you find a lot of girls won't

go after you.

That's why I have the badge.

That's why I'm an officer of the law.

Yeah, well, okay, well, I think we're coming up on the house now.

All righty.

So, game face, I guess.

Oh my God.

What kind of driveway is this?

Jesus.

You gotta be kidding me.

Maybe one or a couple of guys here.

They said it was gonna be the same as the people right here.

No, it's just two.

Oh, okay.

All right, hold up, hold up, hold up.

What the fuck?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Holy shit.

Seriously?

Somebody's getting kicked out.

Check it out.

Let's go.

Ladies.

This is all going outside.

Alright, ladies.

Ladies, stop.

What the fuck is happening?

What the fuck is happening?

Now, go get them.

I'm serious.

Fucking close.

Fuck all that.

Hey, hey, hey, calm down. Come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check the room. Check the room.

Before you go. Oh!

You did it!

You're fighting.

What are you doing?

You've been fighting for five years!

You fucking killed him!

Alright, alright, alright. Come on, come on, come on.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, let her go. Let her go.

Get over here.

That's it. Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, party down.

The fuck's the camera here for?

This is my house.

What is this? Alright, so you're gonna stop?

What is this person? Don't worry about him right now, right?

Thank you ladies. Calm down.

Calm down, please, right now, okay?

Oh, I've been calm. It's always her.

She's always you. You cheated on me.

Hey, shut up, shut up.

Who else is in the house? Nobody.

Nobody else is in the house? No, no, it's just us.

Alright. We do pretty well with ourselves.

Can you please let go of me?

Alright. I'll be fine, I'll be fine.

I don't know if you love me or what.

I'm just so loud.

I get a feeling you're going to love me.

Shh. Quiet.

Oh, I'm all

talking to you about that car over there.

Quiet.

I think I need this.

You know what I need.

I need you.

Huh?

Yeah, I think I know you.

Hey, officer.

Hey, shut up.

I want to earn back your trust.

My cups came off.

I think you need to put them back.

Yeah, hold on.

I agree with you, officer Holmes.

I definitely know what you mean.

No problem.

I'm a law-abiding

citizen.

I'm a law-abiding citizen.

I'm going to have a little fun with the

police want of me.

Yeah, drug addict.

You keep the code?

Yeah.

Okay.

Code seven.

Alright, girls, get up.

We're going out of county.

Just get up.

I'm a professional.

I pay taxes.

Are you fucking kidding me, pig?

I pay fucking taxes.

Come on, this way.

Look at that now.

I'm not leaving my fucking house.

Unless.

Unless what?

I'm going to take these cups off.

Okay?

And we're going to have a little conversation.

Okay.

Your record?

You really don't want to go to jail, do you?

No.

Here you go.

Alright.

So.

Here's the deal.

You're with me, right,

Paulie? Oh, yeah.

So.

Now.

You have a choice.

I took these cups off you.

And you're going to take something off of me now.

No, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

I'm not.

I'm not.

Strip tease. That's cute.

Okay.

Turn around.

No, come on.

What?

No, babe.

He's not going to take you.

Alright.

So you're going to.

If I take my clothes off.

Mm-hmm.

And then what?

I'll take your sleeve.

Could be.

It's worth that risk, isn't it?

A record like yours.

Record like yours.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Sit her down and shut her up.

Well, um, she's looking pretty good.

We're gonna do a little bit more now.

What more? You said take my clothes off.

Well, you know what? She cheated on you, right?

What?

Right? She cheated on you.

Look at her. She cheated on you. Yes or no?

Yes.

You know that for a fact.

Yes, I know she cheated on me.

That's right.

Well, guess what?

Here's your chance to get back at her.

And not only get back at her, but make her watch.

I'm not kidding either.

Oh, I know.

Am I? Am I, partner? Am I kidding?

He is not kidding.

So what? You wanna have sex with me?

Yeah.

Okay.

No, I think at this point you wanna have sex with me, alright?

Is it gonna keep me from going to jail?

Look at her face.

She's glad.

Yeah.

I wanna do it.

I wanna get a lawyer.

That's it.

Here you go, babe.

Don't call me babe.

Whatever floats your boat.

Fair enough.

That's it. There you go.

Oh, don't you tell me you've never done this before.

It's been years.

Hey, Bollie.

Why don't you go sit down next to her and make her watch?

Huh? The little cheatin' bitch?

There you go. That's it.

Sit down and enjoy the show.

That's a show for both of us. Come on.

Clean up a little bit.

It's not that much of a disgusting dick.

That's it. Use your hands too.

There you go.

Work that whole thing.

Oh my God.

You are definitely not going all the way down that one-way street.

Oh, man.

She doesn't seem to think it's all disgusting.

She's sucking dick like a pro.

Yeah, I know what she's trying to say.

Look at her. She's got like...

She hardly fucking gags.

Hey, take your time.

I already called in the coat service.

They know we're at lunch.

Got this whole lunch for you?

Yeah.

Come on, keep going.

And I'll take off the cuffs if you want to.

Yeah, I think I'd rather fucking die.

You're fucking cancer-past.

You don't have to do it.

Yes, I do.

Yes, she does.

You have to enjoy it so much you can take it.

She enjoys it.

She enjoys it.

No, she doesn't.

That's it.

That's it.

Okay.

Hey, she's a smart woman.

You know, it's either this or she goes to the big house

and she gets some other things put inside her.

That's it.

Fucking women.

Well, you know, we can still take her in if you want.

Turn around and tell your girl how much you like this.

Tell her.

I like this.

Yes, I do.

I like this.

I like it.

Convince her.

I like it more than the cuffs.

You don't need it.

Hey.

I need it.

Get up.

Sit. Stand up.

Let's see.

You got front-rolls teeth.

Hey, enjoy the show, Bobby.

Yeah, great show.

So you're a little drug offender, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm your girl, right?

Uh-huh.

That is your girl, huh?

You got a good girl here.

That's great.

Woo-hoo, that is your girl.

You're a vital.

Fucking vital.

Hey, put your foot up.

Put your foot up.

Don't do anything to her.

Hold my gum while I eat her fucking pussy.

Fucking loser.

Really?

Fucking high school bully too, I bet.

Hey, that was a good one, home sweet.

Fucking horse.

Now the bull is under your fucking DNA.

I like these little socks.

We have DNA evidence on you.

So she's doing the right thing here, you know?

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

She's doing the right thing here, you know?

And you know what?

Maybe this would be better for the relationship.

Maybe you guys could like mix it up now if you guys ever get back together, you know?

Maybe call one of us over.

Next domestic it will be you.

Oh my god.

What the hell?

What?

Nothing.

You know he's not as good as any of the girls.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That's really good.

Oh.

Tell her that.

Tell her that.

Call her fucking in.

Bobby, it's really good.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

Fuck.

He's going to make me cum.

Not for a fucking guy.

He's going to make her cum.

When's the last time you made her cum?

Oh yeah, not like that.

You're not going to use any fucking disgusting language.

I'm doing this for you.

Sacrifice.

Hey, think of this as a lesson about sacrifice.

I'm so grateful.

She loves you.

Look what she's doing for you.

Oh yeah, everything.

Yeah.

Careful, you might stick it up your ass.

Bobby, don't threaten them.

Look, look.

He's trying to get out of the car.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fucking disgusting.

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fucking.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I'm fucking putting it so deep my fucking wedding ring is in there.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I'm right here. It's okay.

It's okay.

Just be quiet.

Just be quiet. Just let it happen.

It's okay.

Just let it happen.

It's okay.

It's okay. I forgive you.

I forgive you.

Just be quiet.

Just let it happen.

You go ahead and talk to her.

Go ahead and talk to her.

It was one time.

It was one time.

Go ahead and talk to her.

She doesn't mean anything to me.

All of this.

I saw the messages.

It's no fucking messages.

I don't even have her number.

I saw text.

I don't even have her number.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Where would you be more comfortable?

You want to close?

You want to put you somewhere else?

Yeah, in another fucking country.

It's been...

Oh, shit.

Let me comment on the vagina.

That's not your stomach, John.

That's mine and hers to share.

You've been sharing yours.

Oh, my god.

You know what, Bobby?

It looks like it's his vagina right now.

No, it looks like it's his vagina.

Don't be back at me at no time

and I'll find his fucking wife, let her fucking yoga studio she goes to.

Hey, fuck.

Shut up.

Fucking ped, you cannot wait to find where your fucking wife is.

Babe, just be quiet.

Just let it happen.

I can't fucking...

Why are you doing this?

You're gonna break her fucking bed, too?

No, he's gonna break her pussy, actually.

Something you can't do because you don't gonna dig it.

You can't break a pussy, you stupid fucking men.

Well, he could stretch it out.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

It fucking feels good.

It doesn't.

Fucking gross.

Fucking...

I love these gopkins.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god, yes.

It is one time.

Oh, yeah.

This is one time.

We're even now.

We're not even, but the fucking...

Just fucking take it.

It looks so gross.

Just shut the fuck up.

This is all hairy.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

It's so great.

It's a poppy case.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Oh, wow.

Oh, fucking Jesus.

For a girl who's never taken dick, she sure knows a lot of positions.

I don't want... What do you want me to do?

Not enjoy it?

That would be nice.

You're enjoying it, Bobby. Shut up.

It's good. I'm sorry.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh mote.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fucking fuck.

She went for my gun, Holmes.

What's that?

This guy gets you out of this.

Thinkin' shit.

Come here.

Now he's gonna fuck me twice as hard.

Fuck.

What are you trying to do, huh?

What were you just trying to fucking do?

Free my girl, wouldn't she do the same?

Free your girl from doing what?

Huh? From doing what?

That.

Seems like she's fucking enjoying this shit.

You just sit there and look fucking pretty.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Make her fucking look at me.

Mom, I'm just gonna fuck you.

Yeah.

Suck that tongue.

Tell her to suck it.

Tell her to suck it.

I don't even know your fucking name.

What's your name?

Gene.

Come on, Bobby.

Suck it, babe.

That's the spirit.

That's the babe.

You're gonna work out after all.

Yeah.

Maybe you have one of those open relationships.

Get up here, turn around.

It's okay, it's okay.

What do you mean you're sorry?

It's okay.

What do you mean you're sorry?

Look at me, what do you mean you're sorry?

Think of a woman.

What do you want me to say?

It's causing her pain.

It's causing my girlfriend's pain.

You just be quiet.

That's it, that's it.

Fucking make her watch.

Just look, just look.

Just do it.

Just grab her by her fucking head.

Put her head right here and make her watch.

Do it, man.

Bobby, you wanna watch this, don't you?

You wanna watch this.

That's it.

No, no, closer, right here.

Don't let them touch, don't let them touch.

They're in a fight right now.

That's it.

No, no, no, no.

Not eye contact.

Oh, you wanna see that?

Yeah, come on.

I mean, I haven't had dick in five years.

Unlike you, I never cheated.

I never cheated.

It was with a girl.

It doesn't matter.

All I know is that I have a dick in me.

I like it, I like it.

These fucking boots, these are the fucking boots that you got me.

They're fucking no-taste.

Now you guys are fighting again.

That's fucking cute.

You put the demon in every fucking car.

Fuck.

Hey, this is like last year's New Year's.

A bust, huh?

Ah, man.

Those are the good old days.

Yeah.

You're hurting her.

No, it doesn't hurt.

It feels good.

That's right.

You know, I think converting a lesbian woman

is about 500 points.

I don't know.

I was never a lesbian.

Wait, what was that?

He said I was never a lesbian.

Well, this is news to Bobby.

That's it, that's it. Come here.

Come here, come here.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

I'm gonna move your

weapon over here

because this one's a little, uh,

she's already gone for once.

Let me get this out of the way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it, there you go. That's it.

That's it.

Oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Are you gonna call me?

You better shut the fuck up and fucking take it.

Come on.

Oh, no.

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Whoa, wow, how's your wife not happy fucking like that?

You're like a dick more aren't you?

It's strong

Cuz us men are strong

Sorry, baby

You coughing pushing my dick out of you

Look at it

Oh

Oh

Pick her up for a minute

Bobby Bobby look watch it watch it go in

Hmm, huh, this is what you get for cheating. This is what you get for cheating

Yeah

Struck you fucking get it all fucking wet

Look

Come on make a fucking watch yeah

That's a big stroke

All the way up to do it all the way up today you go that's

It fucking work that fucking car

That's a big fucking

Oh

That's it loosen that grip up there baby

Oh

You know I gotta tell you I

Have a feeling that you're playing for the wrong team, honey

Huh

You do really go less confused now. Yeah, you know what? You might want to think about that, honey

He's being this way got you into this mess

So no more complaints from the neighbors then huh

Good okay. All right. All right. I think that's

I think that's lunch my friend. Yeah, I guess I can take the cuffs off right now. Yeah, you know what?

You take the cuffs off for it. Hey, hey, honey. Hey, where's your shower?

Yeah, it's you hug it out now, okay

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