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No!
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He's losing consciousness.
Move! Move!
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Galavant, stay with me!
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You're all right, buddy!
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{\an8}Which way?
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The Grove has great shops
and an apple store!
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Apples are said to be good
for your health!
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He needs more than apples!
We're losing him!
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Sporin has a healer.
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Right, to Sporin! Ride fast!
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Yeah!
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- Let me help!
- Oh, you've done quite enough already!
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I'll handle this!
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Help!
For the love of God! Somebody! Help!
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Hello?
Oh, my friends, please forgive the mess.
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My cleaner won't do Tuesdays.
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Welcome. I am Neo, of Sporin.
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I can heal anything.
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Mr. Of Sporin, you must help us.
My friend is in dire shape.
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Oh, please, bring him hither!
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Up, up a step.
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There we are.
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All right. Upsy-daisy like a baby.
There we are.
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Oh!
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Sorry, sorry.
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All right, what happened here?
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Was it a "Rosé all day" situation?
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- This guy stabbed him with a sword.
- It was an accident.
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Please, you must save him. He's my bestie.
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I'll do what I can, but we must act fast.
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♪ Time is of the essence
So I need your acquiescence ♪
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♪ if we're going to save this fellow
From the grave ♪
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- What?
- ♪ Let me finish, time is of the essence ♪
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♪ We have minutes, maybe less ♪
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♪ Since as you see
There's not much left of him to save ♪
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- No!
- ♪ Yes, indeed ♪
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♪ He hasn't got an awful lot of life left
In his eyes ♪
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♪ But if, in fact, we quickly act
We might stop his demise ♪
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♪ So, guys time is of the essence
Or he dies ♪
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That's what I needed.
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♪ Moving on, then time is of the essence ♪
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♪ See, his natural effervescence
Is succumbing ♪
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♪ To the shadow of disease ♪
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- But he just--
- ♪ What I mean is time is of the essence ♪
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♪ Take a whiff of that putrescence ♪
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♪ I'm detecting notes of dill
And is that cheese ♪
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♪ Either way, I give him half an hour
That's my educated guess ♪
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♪ Well, 20 minutes, tops
Let's call it 10, the man's a mess ♪
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♪ So, yes, time is of the essence ♪
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♪ Wait, unless ♪
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- ♪ No, it's of the essence but... ♪
- But?
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♪ Perhaps we ought to pause right here
To say a silent mass ♪
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- Right.
- ♪ Go ahead and savor it ♪
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♪ We might as well, alas ♪
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- What the hell are you--
- ♪ Wait, I have some gas ♪
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♪ Shh, let me finish
Time is of the essence ♪
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♪ If you've got antidepressants
Take 'em now ♪
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- ♪ Your friend is on the verge of death ♪
- No!
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♪ Let's rephrase it
Time is of the essence ♪
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♪ And there's not much point
In rhyming now ♪
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♪ 'Cause frankly he's about to bite the ♪
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- Crescents!
- Excellent.
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♪ We did all that we could for him
But look how much he bled ♪
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♪ We still might do some good for him
If we don't let it spread ♪
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♪ I said time is of the essence
Keep your head ♪
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♪ Time is of the essence or he's dead ♪
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♪ Dead, dead ♪
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Not dead?
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Is he?
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♪ Time is of the essence or he's... ♪
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Sorry, if only you'd gotten here sooner.
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{\an8}So, we take your army
onto the great plain of Endor
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{\an8}and take the Hortensians by surprise.
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{\an8}Valencians! Hortensians! Die!
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Off with his head!
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{\an8}Oh, sorry. So excited.
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You... you don't seem excited.
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You're not. You're not excited.
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{\an8}I am excited. I'm very excited.
This is my excited voice.
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{\an8}And can you confirm that, um...
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Isabella will definitely be there?
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{\an8}No reason. Just asking.
Just kidding. There's a reason.
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{\an8}Oh, yes, she'll be there.
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{\an8}Sadly, with no plus one.
Isn't that just the pits?
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So sad.
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And don't worry.
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{\an8}I've told my men to take Isabella alive
so you can do the honors.
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{\an8}Oh, my God, I love you so much right now.
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Love. I smell a wedding.
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Wedding map. Now.
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Okay. Bride, groom.
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Mm-hmm. Right.
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{\an8}I'm seeing hydrangeas. Everywhere.
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{\an8}And a cranky poet who can write
custom poems for the guests.
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{\an8}Oh, she's such a bitch,
but it's great, great. Trust me.
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{\an8}- What do you think? Hmm?
- Um...
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{\an8}Nerves.
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{\an8}She said "I love you."
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{\an8}No one's ever said that to me.
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{\an8}It's like the world looks different.
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{\an8}I'm seeing things I never noticed before.
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Oh, Gareth, you're smiling.
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Sorry, could you stop it?
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I just find it deeply unsettling.
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I just can't believe he's dead.
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Does seem awfully early in the season
for something like this.
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Could he be mostly dead?
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But not all dead,
'cause mostly dead is slightly alive?
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Yeah, that's not a thing.
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Well, I'm sorry, but you sang too long.
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Yeah, well, you stabbed him first.
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Is there anything else you can do?
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There is a potion
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for reviving the dead
that I've been working on.
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But I've been missing one rare ingredient,
so it's never been fully successful.
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What is this ingredient?
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I will climb any mountain,
battle any foe, slay any beast!
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A gray hair from the beard
of a middle-aged man
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who is pure of body, untouched by a woman.
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Rest in peace, my friend.
I shall miss you.
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- Didn't I hear that you--
- You heard nothing!
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Where can we possibly find
a bearded middle-aged man
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who hasn't been touched by a woman.
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- Spain?
- Who knows?
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To be honest, the chances of finding that
are as rare as that unicorn.
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Guys, look, there's a real, live unicorn
looking in the window at us right now.
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Shoo.
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Unicorns are only attracted
by those untouched by--
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Get away.
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Fine, I'll donate the damn beard hair.
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Gentle creature, if I live 1,000 years,
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I will never forget the day
I laid eyes on the likes of you.
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And the unicorn's cool, too.
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Hey, you don't have to be embarrassed.
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Honestly, bobby, I...
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I've just always felt
that something that special
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should be shared
with someone you love, and...
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I've never been in love.
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Well, not yet. There's still time.
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- Ow!
- Thank you.
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Four syllables, and it goes like this.
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Sound like an albatross...
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We just got a save-the-date from Wormwood.
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We're playing a new game.
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It's called "Guess the Future."
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And who cares?
The wedding's been called off anyway.
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It's not for a wedding. It's for a war!
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Wormwood is in Valencia,
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and they plan to invade us on Sunday,
January 31st, 8:00 p.m. eastern.
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Set your DVR.
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"DVR"? What does that even mean?
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Just trying to play
the "Guess the Future" game.
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Wait, he sent a save-the-date for a war?
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Who does such a thing?
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For real, Barry?
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You sent out save-the-date invitations
to the people we are surprise attacking?
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There are two lists! Two!
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Save-the-date for the wedding,
and save-the-date for the war!
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Not that difficult.
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Maybe if you stopped yelling
and took the time to teach.
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And who knows what they mean
by "light refreshments."
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So, what do we do here?
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Call for a war council? Sound an alarm?
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Wait, what's happening?
Why is everyone doing that?
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Hortensian tradition.
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In time of war,
the last person to put their finger
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next to their nose leads the troops.
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Uh! Oh, darn! Dad!
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I'm sorry, bunny. I suck at war.
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That's why our kingdom was taken
by Richard in the first place.
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Well, don't look at me!
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I don't know anything
about leading troops.
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I mean, one-on-one combat, yes,
but armies?
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And I've finally got the chance
to just relax and have some "me" time.
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- You encouraged that, Mom.
- Well, maybe you can do both.
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Oh, this is insane.
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- Agreed. But traditions are traditions.
- Fine. I'll do it.
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Not like I've ever led an army before,
but...
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Well, I guess I could try.
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I suppose.
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I can guess the future. We're screwed.
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There you are.
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- I've been looking all over for you.
- I'm packing for war.
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Yeah, well, after that, maybe,
I thought we'd go and address the troops.
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Uh, why don't I put my stuff in there
with yours?
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I mean, I don't have a lot,
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and, uh, well, basically,
I wear this every day.
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Share a trunk?
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I don't want your stuff touching mine.
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Is everything okay?
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Knock, knock!
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Gentle reminder,
uh, I've had a crow from the vicar.
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He'd love you to set a date
for the wedding soon,
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because he fills up in August,
inquisition season.
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Go! Shoo!
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God, he's just so...
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Ugh!
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You know?
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Well, actually, he has got a point.
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I mean, it's a bit confusing,
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you know, the king and queen
not actually being married, and...
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it was really nice
when you said that you loved me.
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Look, Gareth, let's not...
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Oh, my God! What are you doing?
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I wasn't proposing!
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I was doing me boots up! Oy!
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Uh, hello.
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Question.
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I was wondering if you had any scrolls
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that could help lead an army
against an attacking foe?
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Maybe something that could help
a person save the lives
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of everyone in Hortensia
from a certain slaughter?
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Do you have any of those?
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Are you sure this is gonna work?
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'Cause if not, my career is kind of over.
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A squire killing his own knight and all.
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Good thing you've got your priorities
in the right place.
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Right. The moment of truth. It's ready.
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Isn't this exciting?
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- You do the honors.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Now what?
- We wait.
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Personally, I'm not a man
who was born with the gift of patience,
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so I choose to stay distracted
by decluttering.
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You're helping. Try not to stab me.
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Right. We will start in the pantry
and work our way down.
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Stay strong.
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It's funny.
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When you're king,
you're given everything you ever want.
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Now all I want is my friend back,
and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Are...
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Are you death?
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I'm dead?
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Sid!
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♪ Goodbye ♪
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♪ Yes, it's time to say goodbye ♪
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♪ Sad, I know
But, hey, you're done with living ♪
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♪ It's time to give in and go ♪
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♪ And so, goodbye ♪
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♪ Funny how the time did fly ♪
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♪ Really, it's a crime
You're heading forever ♪
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♪ To the great big whatever in the sky ♪
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♪ Don't bother packing
Simply say, "sayonara" ♪
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♪ 'Cause there ain't no tomorrow
Where you're going ♪
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♪ Sure, we all feel for you ♪
245
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♪ But things just got real for you ♪
246
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♪ So why not make amends
To all your family and friends ♪
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♪ Goodbye ♪
248
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Sid.
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♪ Sorry that I made you die ♪
250
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,374
It's not okay, Sid.
251
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♪ Yeah, I'm here, I'm not sure why ♪
252
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Me, either. Seriously, who invited you?
253
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- ♪ Hold me 'cause I'm gonna cry ♪
- No.
254
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- ♪ My ♪
- Please.
255
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- ♪ Gal ♪
- Don't.
256
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- ♪ Pal ♪
- ♪ Goodbye ♪
257
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Roberta.
258
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♪ Seems as though we just said hi ♪
259
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,124
Yeah, well, we did. Who's this?
260
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,165
♪ I am just some random guy ♪
261
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- What happened? I just ran out of friends?
- Come.
262
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I'm not leaving. Not without...
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Isabella.
264
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But wait, is she in trouble?
265
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- Galavant?
- My love?
266
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♪ War has come, and with no Gal here ♪
267
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- ♪ I am with you in spirit ♪
- ♪ Beside me to support me and guide me ♪
268
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- ♪ I could fail here ♪
- ♪ Literally ♪
269
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♪ Yet somehow, strangely
I am sure I can do this ♪
270
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- ♪ Yes, you can ♪
- ♪ Sure, I'll somehow get through this ♪
271
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♪ And I sure don't need that jackass
Who completely broke my heart ♪
272
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- Wait, what?
- ♪ And like he said to me ♪
273
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♪ That schmuck can go die in a fart ♪
274
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I didn't say that.
I've never made a fart joke in my life.
275
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You asked to see me, princess?
276
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Take me to the armory.
277
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It's time to defend this kingdom.
278
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,791
Wait. No, Izzy,
there's been a misunderstanding.
279
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- ♪ Goodbye ♪
- Stop singing!
280
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- ♪ Now it's time to say goodbye ♪
- No. I have to go back.
281
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♪ Wish that you could stay ♪
282
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♪ You can't, though and we both know why ♪
283
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No, I have to tell her...
284
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♪ Now, your big finish is nigh ♪
285
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,749
No, she has to know that I love her.
286
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♪ Time to look death in the eye ♪
287
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♪ And say ♪
288
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Goodbye.
289
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Why do I still have these?
290
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,624
No, I'm all right! Leave me alone!
291
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,124
Oh, shut up!
292
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,000
Perhaps it's time to let him go.
293
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,208
No.
294
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,709
I'm not ready.
295
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,875
- You must.
- He's all I have.
296
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:10,250
That's not true. You've got me.
297
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:13,875
I do?
298
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:19,041
Richard, you're the reason
I came on this journey to begin with.
299
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,166
It's always been you.
300
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:25,208
I guess what I'm trying to say is
when all's said and done...
301
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,125
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy
302
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:35,333
over a dead body, asking him to like her.
303
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,290
Welcome back, old friend!
304
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,999
- Isn't this terrific?
- Yeah.
305
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,417
You couldn't wait 30 more seconds
to come back from the dead, huh?
306
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:03,917
Scratch that trunk,
and you'll be in pieces in the next trunk.
307
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:10,582
Listen, we should talk
about this whole wedding thing.
308
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:15,000
- What? Talk? Since when do we talk?
- Your highness...
309
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,416
- your troops are ready for review.
- Oh, thank God.
310
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:23,165
Look, Gareth,
I can't talk about these kinds of things.
311
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,291
I'm sorry.
312
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,333
Let's drop it.
313
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:34,749
Come on, Queenie.
314
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,666
When we started this,
we said we'd never go to war angry.
315
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,874
I'm not angry.
I just don't want to discuss it with you.
316
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,207
Okay, then.
317
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,125
We'll discuss it with someone else.
318
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:47,040
Soldiers of Valencia!
319
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,083
I love you!
320
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,165
There it is! It's out in the open!
321
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,333
I said it for the first time in my life!
322
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:57,083
- What do you think about that?
- We love you, too, sir.
323
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,333
And I appreciate that, soldiers.
324
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:07,708
And, yes, I too am starting to feel
the same way.
325
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,999
But this is all new to me, you know?
326
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,374
I've never felt this way before,
327
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,959
and now there's this pressure
to move forward, forward, forward!
328
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,250
It's important
that you feel comfortable, soldiers.
329
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,667
So maybe we should slow down a bit.
330
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:28,500
We got something special,
and I don't want to ruin it.
331
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:32,875
That's good to hear.
332
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:39,458
At least, I imagine it is.
For the soldiers.
333
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,916
Who wants to go to war?
334
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:49,792
Yeah!
335
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,958
Hmm, whoop-de-do.
336
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:58,082
It's party time.
337
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,332
I need all maps, time tables,
previous battle plans,
338
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:09,249
and a glass of milk,
because I have a really stress-y tummy.
339
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,249
Guards, open the armory.
340
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,999
Show me Hortensia's weapons of war.
341
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,791
This is it? These are all toys!
342
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,249
Yeah.
343
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,290
Maybe it wasn't the best idea
344
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:41,041
to put an 11-year-old
in charge of designing the army.
345
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:43,959
Mmm.
346
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,999
Chocolate.
347
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:55,332
Did something happen between you two?
'Cause you're kind of creeping me out.
348
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,749
- No.
- No.
349
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,666
Well, I've really enjoyed spending
some time with you.
350
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,207
- See you again, I hope.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure. We good to go?
351
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:06,374
Hortensia's still a few days...
352
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,541
Ugh, sorry, I feel like
there's a very tiny, wiry little hair
353
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,332
stuck in the back of my throat.
354
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,457
- Weird.
- Yeah.
355
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,499
- Huh.
- You were saying?
356
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,582
We must come to Isabella's aid,
whether we have an army or no.
357
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,708
Army?
358
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,874
You know, if you're looking for an army,
359
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:23,457
I have something here
that might be of interest to you.
360
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:32,041
There was a war here a few years back.
361
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:38,667
And I've been using the dead
and buried soldiers to experiment on.
362
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,000
{\an8}With a bit of success.
363
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:47,416
{\an8}You've got a freaky side, Neo,
but I like it.
364
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:52,249
{\an8}There's a few hundred of them back there,
which makes them an army, half-dead army.
365
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,457
{\an8}Or half-alive.
366
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:56,040
{\an8}Depends on whether
you're a glass-half-dead kind of guy.
367
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:58,250
{\an8}Either way,
they're yours if you want them.
368
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,625
{\an8}Please take them. They freak me out.
369
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,749
{\an8}I like it.
370
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,834
{\an8}Back, back!
371
00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:08,666
{\an8}Have to be careful. They're a bit bitey.
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