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So, how'd it go?

Um... It could have been better, probably.

What do you mean? What happened?

I mean, like, you know, she liked the food.

She liked the food?

Yeah. Did you fuck her?

No. No.

Why? What happened? What's wrong?

I mean, it's just, uh...

Yeah, I don't think that I was, like, her type.

You're totally her type.

What did you do? Did you blow it?

Uh, yeah, kind of.

What did you do?

Well, it was, like, going, you know, good, and, like, she's really hot, and,

know, she seemed like she kind of liked me, and then I, um... You what? You

know, I asked if...

If I could come back to her place.

And she said, like, that she would like me to.

And then I asked, like, I told her I was cool with, like, doing anal tonight.

Did she want to?

No, I said, and she said, like, excuse me. And I said, like, oh, I heard you'd

like that.

And then she just got up and left.

Oh. My God, you can't just, like, say you want to do anal first.

Well, I heard that you said that she liked that.

That is so not romantic or even right.

I wasn't thinking. I just was, like, excited.

You just watched way too much porn. Yeah.

You think you can just go straight to the asshole?

I just thought that that's what she liked the most because that's what you

she was, like, you know, like a...

Pot slut or whatever.

I know you were, like, kind of joking, but... You have to warm somebody up.

I know. Well, I get that. I just thought that she would think that I was, like,

you know, like, a badass or something.

Oh, my God. Do I have to teach you everything?

I mean, I'm sorry. Like, I really appreciate you setting me up on a date.

she's... Your friend's really hot.

I just... But she didn't...

Like, I texted her, and then the text message changed. I think she blocked me,

guess. Oh, my God.

Well, maybe I need to teach you how to actually do it.

You don't just do that.

Well, I know that now.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm not going to say anything like that.

I think... I've got to be more subtle, right?

Kind of. Yeah, I think that maybe you should fuck me so you know what to do

time.

What? Yeah.

We don't have steps this time.

Yeah, step.

Yeah, but that's not, like, allowed.

It's allowed.

I promise.

You think that's what I need?

I think that's what you need. You need to know.

I mean, you're super hot.

We're not getting in trouble or anything?

Not if you don't tell.

I don't tell anybody.

Okay, good.

It's not even technically illegal or anything, right?

No.

We're not even related.

Oh, okay.

Well,

why would you tell anybody?

You're really big.

Really?

Here, grab my tits.

You're a really good big sister.

Thanks for helping me.

If she's wet, you should let her fuck you.

Like that.

Oh, wow.

Oh, it's really wet.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, you're gonna put it inside now? Mm -hmm.

Oh, it's hot.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

What can I...

Soon, but when she comes.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah, deep.

That's how you fuck.

I feel like I learned a lot.

Good.

That's what your stepsister's for.

I think I feel way, way better now.

Good. Me too.

Now I can send you on dates and you know what you're doing.