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>> My 20

>> Conrad, my quarterback prince. I've been

fantasizing for years and right after

the game I'm telling him how I feel.

>> Watch what he said.

>> No, that was such a low blow.

>> Who's this new guy? S E T H SET.

>> I bet every girl is dying to screw set

the devil. He's mine. His dad is the

biggest stakeholder in the school, so

he's my future boyfriend.

>> Yay.

>> Yay.

>> Five, six, seven, and ready. OKAY,

>> nice defense, boys. Seth Aster is our

new team captain.

>> Seth going, boy.

>> Hey.

>> Another Playboy.

>> Go.

Okay. Dude,

>> I have dude that love letter from me.

>> Conrad should be the only one left in

the locker room. You got this, Vi.

Conrad, I'm 80. Fifi, I've had a crush

on you for years. Will you be my

homecoming date?

I dream about you every night. When your

strong arms pull me in close, I cannot

help but tingle.

>> I want to give Conrad my virginity

the way I've always imagined it.

>> Wild sex.

Seth Aster. Hell no. I just gave my porn

to my crush's rival.

>> What is that? Loser Phoebe making a move

on my Seth.

>> Seth Aster. He's not reading my love

letter. He's reading my fantasy. And the

next line is, "You thrust into my core

until I can feel your warmth." Yes,

Conrad. I call out your name.

>> Beautiful Ray.

>> I'd rather die than let this playboy

read my fantasy out loud.

>> You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every

night. That's so sad.

>> He's way out of your league.

>> I bet she's a pathetic virgin.

>> No, you you've got it all wrong.

>> Let me see that dummy stupid love

letter.

>> Stop.

>> Excuse me. Do I know you?

>> Uh, I don't think I do. Why don't you

get out of here?

>> Follow me.

>> The worst day ever.

>> You okay?

Hey, did you forget how to say thank

you? You know, I did just save you and I

feel like I should get something in

return. What do you think,

>> [ __ ] You know, I feel like your

vocabulary is better than him,

man.

She likes

it.

>> Seth Aster is an absolute devil.

Oh my god, your underwear is showing.

>> Oh my god, that's been showing the whole

time. Seth saw it.

>> Sweetie, we are moving in with your

stepfather today. He is the most

powerful man in the state. You have to

behave. Okay.

>> Okay, Mom.

>> Come on.

Holy crap. This place looks like a royal

palace.

>> Go on, Fifi. Knock on the door. Say hi

to your stepfather.

Hey, step sis.

>> You've got to be kidding me. The devil

is my stepbrother.

>> What's your dad? Huh? Think I say hi to

you and your step brother? It's not very

polite.

>> I see.

I can't hide it making me crazy.

Sometimes I close my eyes and dream

about it.

>> Stay away from me.

>> Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than

Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid

of anything.

>> Hot jerk.

>> You don't come close to Conrad, okay?

He's got the manners of a prince, and

you you're just some cocky devil. Now

give me my letter back. If I'm the

devil, then why would I give anything

back? Kitty cat.

>> You've got someone.

>> Fine. I'll get it myself.

>> Nice piece of advice.

>> I've got it.

>> Don't you ever touch my stuff.

>> Or what?

WHAT? HEY.

I can't I could swim.

>> Oh man.

>> Hey,

get off.

>> NO, I CAN'T. GET OUT. GET UP. I CAN'T I

can't get Hey.

You know you did that to yourself.

>> Just give me give me or whatever.

>> Yeah. Or what? You going to bite me

again?

>> Stop biting me, kitty cat.

>> You asked for it.

>> Hey, what are you doing? Help me.

>> What's going on,

>> Mom? Mr. Aster,

I mean,

>> uh, Fizzby can't swim. She fell in and I

was, uh, saving her, and now we're just

playing, right? Yeah. Look at See what

you can do.

>> Yeah, he's tight.

>> Just look at them. Just like brother and

sister. I haven't seen Seth smile like

that in a long time.

>> Thank God. I knew they'd get along

>> just like us.

>> Maybe we should get in with them as

well.

>> Maybe we should go join him.

>> Oh, mom hasn't smiled like that since

dad passed away. She looks so happy with

Mr. Aster.

I can't let my drama with that devil

Seth ruin her new life.

Well, let's raise our glasses and

welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.

Cheers.

>> Thank you, Mr. Hester.

>> Just call me Jacob now. We're family.

>> Seth, today's your first day at Lyola

High. If you need any help, ask Fifi.

She wins scholarships every year.

>> Wow. She's also very popular amongst the

football team.

>> How's that?

>> Actually, I have something to show you

guys.

>> No, that's my fantasy. He's not going to

show it to them.

>> Stop it,

>> Fifi. Seth is showing us his winners's

card. Why are you acting so rude?

>> I'm sorry. I didn't.

>> Sorry, my steps sister has something on

her lips. And uh

>> Thank you, step brother. I can do it

myself. this annoying devil. I have to

get my letter back tonight.

Guess the big devil has a big thing.

Jesus, where did he hide my letter?

Ew, that's gross.

What a waste. A devil with the face of

an angel.

Maybe under his pillow.

Nah, maybe it's behind him.

Uh, this is awkward.

Oh,

you you weren't asleep.

>> No, some kitty cat snuck away into my

room and uh woke me up.

>> Don't be paranoid. Just give me back my

letter.

>> Oh, your letter. You mean your uh your

smart

porn?

>> Shut up.

I hit you later in my underwear.

>> What?

>> You want to check?

>> Not really.

>> You sure?

>> I'll show you.

>> No.

So, what you're telling me that you

sneak in my room until 12:00 at night

just for the wedding? You're expecting

me to believe that, you know, I think

that there's uh something else.

>> No, there's not. I'm not interested.

Just give me back my letter.

>> You need to uh start writing this uh

smut or pornography, you know.

>> Shut up. It's none of your business.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

>> You want to wake up mommy and daddy, do

you? No. I read this very interesting

stuff. You have very big imagination,

but there's something that's just a

little uh inexperienced about the whole

thing. Tell me, Phoebe, are you a

virgin?

>> Yeah, just a nerdy virgin. Okay. I have

no experience. Happy now? I'm not like

you. I'm not some hot flirt who owns a

game every time I walk on the field.

I've been trying for so long to tell

Conrad how I feel, but I messed it up. I

didn't give him my love letter. I gave

you my dumb porn.

You must think the biggest joke ever.

>> You want your letter back?

>> Yes.

>> All right. Well, then you and I are

going to have to come up with some kind

of arrangement.

>> Let me guess. You want me to be your

servant or something?

>> But I do want you to be my assistant.

That means I need your help with my

homework, football, and you have to do

basically everything that I say. Once I

feel satisfied, you can have your letter

back.

>> Fine.

But I need it in writing. signed.

>> You know, I had a feeling you were going

to say something like that, so I had

something written up.

>> Personal assistant agreement. Phoebe

agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.

In exchange, Seth agrees to return

Phoebe's personal letter once the

arrangement is complete. Sign here.

>> Sign it first.

Done.

>> So, you need

>> Thank you.

>> Wasn't complimenting you.

All right, it's official. Starting

tomorrow, you are mine. You're my

assistant. Congratulations. It's a

pleasure doing business with you.

See you for your first day tomorrow.

>> Get out of the way, devil.

>> Where you going?

>> School. Where else would I be going?

Rich, forgetting that uh you're supposed

to be my assistant now.

>> Look, I don't want to go to school with

you or let people know that we're step

siblings. You're trouble reincarnated.

Everywhere you go, eyes follow. And I

just want to be invisible. Okay.

>> Okay.

>> You're going to love this.

>> I don't love it. I'm going to love it.

I'm

>> Well, as your stepbrother, it's my job

to get you to school every day.

>> It's just us out here.

>> Mhm. You can drop the whole fake brother

act.

>> Why don't you keep your voice down? I

don't think you want mommy and daddy

coming out here and seeing this yelling.

>> See what I mean?

>> Have fun, kids.

>> Be careful now.

>> All right.

>> You ready?

>> Aster, slow down.

Relax.

You're safe with me.

>> That was not really like that.

>> Stupid idiot with a stupid

>> Is that dork Phoebe getting off of

Seth's motorcycle?

>> That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.

She wants attention. Fine.

>> I got it.

>> Let's make sure she gets it.

Conan. Hi.

Take my shirt.

Well, well, brave little Fifi professed

her love, huh?

>> No, I can't let Conrad think something

is going on between me and Seth. I have

to explain everything to him.

>> Hey.

Hey. Well, that was so simple. You know,

I'm kind of thirsty.

I have your letter. Don't forget

to

be my eyes.

My eyes.

Be gentle. Give me a bite. Come on. Give

me a bite.

>> That [ __ ] Wasn't Phoebe like obsessed

with you? She used to bring you water

and towels every day. Now she's all over

Seth. Is the linebacker hotter than the

quarterback now?

>> Nah, she's just a fan girl. Be nice to

her once so she clings to you.

>> I guess so.

>> Hey, Conrad. Uh, you want a water?

>> Thanks, baby. Um, comrade, about last

night, I I I I just wanted to

>> uh you want to give me that ball.

>> Seth Aster, I agreed to be your personal

assistant, not your servant.

>> You know, my assistant only has one job.

keeping her honest on me.

>> You are such a control freak. I wish I

could be as annoyingly cocky as you are

for a day.

>> You know what? Why don't I take you home

and tie you up and teach you some

[ __ ] manners anytime, anywhere?

>> The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who

kisses you would probably puke.

>> Yeah. Why don't you give me a try?

>> No.

>> Watch out.

Oh my god, that devil stole my first

kiss.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Sorry,

>> you jerk. You stole my first kiss.

>> Relax. Wasn't a real kiss.

>> Easy for you to say, you thief.

>> Hey, you know, I think I just raised

your status. You know, if people see you

with me, they're going to think of you

as something more than just a weird

little virgin girl. Who knows, maybe Tom

will ask you out now.

That [ __ ] He stole my first kiss I

was saving for Conrad.

>> This is what you get, Christine. sound.

>> Oh my god. Where Where did my clothes

go? Get ready, everyone. We're about to

see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean

completely naked.

>> What do I do? What do I do?

Where the hell did she go?

That [ __ ] ran into the boys' locker

rooms. Let's move.

Hey, Seth.

>> Did I just hear a girl's voice?

>> What the hell? Conrad's next door.

>> Hello, Seth. Are you seeing someone?

>> Uh, yeah. Why don't you mind your own

business?

>> Why don't I tell him the truth?

>> Yeah, let's talk about juice.

>> Comrade can't find out I'm in here.

Absolutely not.

>> Baby Jean, our naked nerd. Come on out.

Don't be shy.

EBG.

Hey, just help me.

>> All right, then. You know what? You owe

me one favor and you have to do anything

I say. A big one. All right,

>> Seth. Don't tell me Phoebe Jean's

actually in your stall.

>> Yes. Anything. Anything.

>> Come on out, Phoebe. We heard you

scream.

What?

>> You know that scream you guys heard was

this.

>> Just watching a little uh gameplay. You

know what I mean?

>> I I didn't mean to interrupt you.

Don't you ever let me catch you guys in

the men's locker room filming again. Or

else it's not going to be your phone

when I break. Good day.

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was It was a

misunderstanding. Okay, I'm leaving.

Leaving. Leaving.

>> Seth. Hope this little scandal of yours

doesn't distract you from practice.

Coast is clear.

>> Thanks for helping me.

>> Yeah, no problem. Don't forget that you

uh you owe me now. Why don't you put

your clothes on, sister?

>> Just because you saved me once doesn't

make you my boss, devil.

I'm

>> feeling a little thirsty.

She'll give me a sports drink.

>> Right, Mr. Aster.

>> Where the hell did that kitty kid run

off to?

>> Phoebe. Hey, Phoebe.

>> You saved me, so fine. I got a drink,

some snacks, and now we're Hey,

the hell is wrong with you? You threw

yourself at Seth, kissing him with that

sturdy mouth just to get noticed.

Pathetic trash like you wants back

dumpster. Strong with flies and bugs.

>> You insane. You have no idea what

actually happened between Seth and I.

>> And I don't need to

apologize for insulting Seth. Neil,

>> STOP IT. STOP. PLEASE, SOMEBODY help me.

>> Nerd. No one's coming to save you. This

place is locked down.

>> Omg,

what are you free?

Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin

loser.

>> I bet you secretly dream about being fed

by Seth.

>> Stop. Please. I don't want anything. I'M

NOT TRYING TO MESS WITH YOU GUYS. HEY

REY. HEY,

open up.

Get the [ __ ] away.

>> Seth, what are you doing?

Can you disgust me

when I think you drop? Hey,

get the [ __ ] off.

>> Give me a phone.

Are you okay?

>> They wouldn't have bullied me if it

weren't for you.

>> No, we're not.

>> Yes, they are. This is your fault.

Hello.

No. Phoebe. Phoebe.

If you mess with Phoebe, you mess with

me. Do not [ __ ] with me. Okay.

Get the [ __ ] out of my sight.

Now, get out before I post your naked

butts all over the internet.

so bad.

>> Hey, Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Hey.

Uh, Phoebe.

Hey. What the Whoa.

Oh my god. Phoebe.

Oh, you're burning up.

I don't need your pity. You're rich and

popular. You'll never actually care

about me.

All I wanted was to be noticed, to shine

like Conrad, but all I got was your

humiliation.

>> Take this.

>> Take this.

I promise you I won't ever let anybody

bully you ever again.

>> And I'm sorry that I showed up late.

>> How the devil himself is actually

apologizing.

>> The devil doesn't apologize.

>> I do.

I wish to say

if only I could find

a chance.

>> I dream that one day I can shine.

>> I dream one day I shine on homecoming

stage.

open.

>> Then I can be confident and happy like

other girls.

>> You've been working so hard. Get better

feet and I'll help make your dreams come

true.

Shut up.

>> Wait, how's he in my bed?

>> Fifi, time to get up or you'll be late.

>> Fifi, time to get up or you'll be late.

>> Fifi,

>> what are you trying to kill me? Huh?

>> Fifi, you hear me?

Um

um I I I had a fever last night and my

my head hurts.

>> Oh, poor thing. Get some rest. Okay, I'm

heading to school now. Bye.

>> Okay, you're going to be okay. Let me

go.

You take what?

>> Stop it.

>> Thanks for taking care of me last night.

Sleeping in the same bed. We're not that

close.

>> All right, then. Get out.

>> This is my room.

>> Whatever. I'll go to school first.

Look at him. He's crazy,

>> bro. He's totally into that girl.

>> Get out of my sight or else it's going

to be your bare asses post all over the

internet.

>> Okay, maybe he's not that bad.

>> HEY, PHOEBE. HEY, PHOEBE. OPEN UP.

>> Let me help you.

When all of a sudden you care about your

double step, brothers.

Stay clos.

Oh,

Hello.

>> Hugh, sit down.

>> Look, you don't always have to be the

hero. You're a linebacker. Your team

needs you.

And

>> you know, there are things I care about

more than football. And

>> I find that hard to believe.

Hey,

>> stoping out.

>> Take me to school.

>> I want you to drive me to school again.

>> You guess so.

>> Hey, take a seat.

Raider,

I want you to take it easy today. No

assistant work for you.

>> Wow, how generous of you.

>> You heard? Seth lost it yesterday for

her.

>> No way. Something's going on between

them. Wasn't Phoebe all over Conrad

before.

All right, time to go kick some ass.

What's up?

>> Phoei, you okay?

>> Conrad.

>> Hey,

>> thank you.

>> Yeah.

Hey, Phoebe.

Don't drink that. Drink this. It's much

better.

I'll take that.

>> That's for Phoebe, not you.

>> Uh, Conrad, I'm not thirsty. Uh, you can

have it.

>> Thanks, Phoebe.

Um,

anyway, uh, we should get to class.

Yeah. Uh, see you later, Kitty Cat.

Kitty cat. Yeah, Phoebe's my assistant

now. She works for me. So, why don't you

stay away from her? Got it. All right.

I'll see you at the mic.

Seth, anything or anyone you care about,

it's mine now.

>> Conrad always looks so perfect.

>> All right, everyone. Time to pair up.

The topic is what makes Jean Valjon

change from bad to good. You have 10

minutes to discuss and then we'll

present to the class.

>> I I think it's because of love.

>> He found someone who finally saw the

good in him.

>> I think you have brilliant ideas for

you.

Look at Seth's face. Lowkey salty,

bro. He's totally into that beefy girl,

>> bro. What the [ __ ]

Just wait, Phoebe Jean.

Where the hell did she go?

>> Hey, you know the curfew in this house

is 8:00.

You scare the [ __ ] out of me. Anyway,

thanks for covering me tonight.

>> What's this for?

>> Uh, Conrad invited me to his band

rehearsal.

>> He taught me a few chords. I know C.

>> Shut up.

>> You're not allowed to go anywhere

without me. You understand? Especially

if I'm asking you.

>> Okay.

Dear step further,

>> play nice kitty cat.

>> Meow.

>> Thanks for the guitar.

Just your step, brother. Huh?

>> Hey, wake up.

>> Got to go to sleep.

It's morning time. Let's go.

>> What?

>> Look, I need your fashion advice. Which

bra

>> should I wear with this dress?

>> Wow, she is so beautiful.

>> White or pink?

>> The white one.

>> Okay.

Were you uh all of a sudden into

fashion?

>> Because I want to make a good impression

on Conrad.

>> Oh, on Conrad. Oh, Conrad. How come you

ever talk about this [ __ ] Conrad?

>> You know I like him.

>> Yeah, whatever.

>> So, why are you getting mad?

>> I'm not getting mad. You know what? I

Why don't you drive yourself to school?

>> What' I do to piss him off now?

>> Oh, well,

this

[ __ ] you.

>> You twisted [ __ ] You do not deserve to

breathe the same air as Seth. What the

hell are you talking about?

>> Hey, BB Jean. How much do you charge to

sleep with you for a night

>> or with your mom? Let go of me.

>> Oh,

>> who the hell did this?

>> Like mother like daughter. Both of his

blood.

>> Shameless freak.

>> Kick them out. KICK THEM OUT. KICK THEM

OUT. KICK THEM OUT. KICK THEM OUT. KICK

THEM OUT. KICK THEM OUT. KICK THEM OUT.

That's

Seth's signature.

>> You sign first.

>> Seth, I thought you weren't bad, but I

was so wrong about you.

>> Hi, BOYS.

>> HEY,

>> SETH. ASTER, you're actually the devil.

>> Baby, what are you talking about? Hey.

Hey.

>> I trusted you and I was wrong. If you

hate ME, FINE. TAKE IT OUT ON ME. BUT

DON'T YOU DARE TALK [ __ ] ABOUT MY

MOTHER.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> LET GO OF ME.

>> STOP.

>> Calm down.

>> I will never believe a single word you

say ever again.

>> Okay. Phoebe. Phoebe.

What is it?

Hello. Yes, there have been some fake

pictures going around of my stepmother.

I want them all deleted, permanently

wiped off the face of the earth. Do you

understand? Okay. And whoever did this,

I want them to [ __ ] suffer. Got it?

Thank you.

Whoa. Hey, Phoebe. What? What happened?

Hey,

whoever hurt you, don't let them see you

cry.

>> Hey.

Of

course, Seth. She's liked him since the

beginning.

Hey, get to volleyball practice. Okay,

here.

>> Conrad almost kissed me. It's time to

kick that devil Seth out of my life.

Perfect partner. You keep Phoebe away

from Seth, make her yours, and I'll

bribe the coach, get you varsity

captain.

>> Deal.

>> Let's make your night unforgettable.

Let's see what secrets our nerd has in

store for us.

Oh,

this is legend.

Poor baby. You are going to be the

biggest joke tonight.

>> It's from Conrad.

Phoebe, I'd like to invite you to a

costume party I'm hosting tonight.

Sunset Boulevard at 8:00 p.m. See you

then.

>> This is insane.

>> Hey, Phoebe. Uh, there's a party

tonight. I was wondering if you know

maybe you wanted to go with me.

>> I'm not going. Just leave me alone.

I got this for free.

>> Cut the act. Get out of my sight.

No matter what I do, she won't forgive

me.

>> I trust you, Seth, but you hurt my mom,

and I will never forgive you.

You got this, baby.

>> Conrad.

>> Oh, hi little CPI.

>> Stacy,

what are you doing here?

>> What are you doing here?

>> Eric invited me though. Conrad's not

hosting this party.

>> You set me up.

>> No, I'm leaving.

>> Oh, it's party time. Fifi,

>> take off your coat so we can see what

you're wearing.

>> Let go of me. Let go of me. Stop.

>> No way. EB Jean the flatchested nerd in

a skimpy maid outfit. A nerd like her is

secretly a dirty maid on the inside.

>> Everyone, please stop. Attention.

Attention everyone. The best part is

here. It's time to read our horny maid

Fifi's erotic fantasy.

Please, please.

>> You took MY VIRGINITY AND THRUSHED into

my core until I could feel your warm

>> no

not for you.

>> Please stop. Please keep reading.

>> Yes, Conrad.

>> I called out your name.

>> Oh my god, she actually wrote porn about

Conrad. Filthy [ __ ] That's sick.

>> Conrad, it's not true. You melt me with

white crew.

>> Little virgin Fifi. You crave a real

dick so bad.

>> Please stop it.

>> What do you

>> bring on the dildo?

>> It hurts.

Oh my goodness.

>> Yo, hit that cream.

>> I would rather disappear. You'll press

me into the bathtub and make me wet.

>> This is pathetic. No man will ever want

to experience any of these things unless

it's with me.

>> No one's coming to save you.

Not Conrad. Not Seth.

>> You want to know a secret? It wasn't

Seth. It was me who exposed your

mother's [ __ ] photos.

>> So, I was wrong about Seth. I even

slapped him. He's never coming for me

now.

>> Phoei.

Ocean.

>> Back on.

Are you okay?

Look at me. Look at me. I'm so sorry

that I was late. I'm so sorry.

>> Did you think you'd come?

>> She's going to be right. I'm here now.

>> Why did you save that desperate virgin?

Oh, be careful. She might write about

you in her next erotic fantasy.

>> You know what the funny thing is, Stacy?

I love Phoe's writing.

I love it so much that I'm going to make

it real right now.

>> What?

>> He puts me on the table and he grabs an

ice cube. He puts it between his lips.

He leans in and he moves the ice around

me.

>> No.

>> Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

>> You know, Phoebe was my ex.

This is the best I ever had.

>> He said I was his ex.

Phoebe G, that bugly [ __ ] Is your ex?

You. The most popular boy in our school.

>> Uh, yeah. That's what I just said,

dumbass. That's why I would never

tolerate anybody trying to hurt her.

Especially not some dumb stuckup trash

talking [ __ ] like yourself.

And now nobody goes in and helps her

until Phoebe says that that's enough.

>> And you know what? I better not catch

any videos of this online or else every

single one of you is getting kicked off

the team. Phone now.

Phone. Thank you. Phone.

>> Don't say it. Give me your [ __ ]

phone.

>> Seth, what are you doing?

>> All right. Now, I'm going to [ __ ] Phoebe

on this table. So, why don't you guys

all get lost now? Get the [ __ ] out of

here.

>> My phone.

>> What do you think? Should we really do

it?

I'm just kidding.

Um,

>> you okay?

>> You can let me down. I can walk.

>> Take it easy, killer.

>> Why does it feel like I don't want to

let him go?

Can we go somewhere else?

>> Want to go check out one of my secret

spots?

Who is she?

>> Who is she?

>> That's uh my mom. She uh died a couple

years ago.

>> I'm sorry. I I didn't know. I didn't

mean to death.

>> It's okay. Here she's got some uh extra

clothes. So uh put these on. Try and

stay warm. I want you uh getting sick.

Sorry. My bad.

>> You're good. You can turn back around.

>> Thank you, Seth, for saving me tonight.

>> Well, the kitty cat is saying thank you

to the devil. Huh?

>> I'm sorry I called you the devil. I was

wrong.

camera.

>> Turn sideways.

Wonder how it feels to tangle with a

real AP pack.

Oh, am I crazy? Why would I fantasize

about Seth? He's my stepbrother.

You know, I wasn't really nice to you

and your mom when I first met you guys.

Sorry about that. I had this weird thing

that if I was nice to you guys that

people would forget about my real mom.

That's not true, though. And you guys

are really great people.

>> Thanks.

And you're not so bad for a stepbrother.

But I don't want to be just your

stepbrother.

>> Well, I guess everyone at school thinks

I'm a delusional pervert now. You

>> know what you should do, Phoebe? Next

week, walk back into school and blow

everybody away and run for homecoming

queen.

>> What?

>> Not me.

>> Are you serious?

>> Absolutely. Listen, people forget about

any kind of rumor if you're confident.

And uh I'll be there to help you out.

What are you saying?

>> I think this one will be perfect.

Uh,

>> I think this will suit you better.

>> Oh,

>> you say I'm the only

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Yes. This is great.

>> That's confidence.

Tell me that our love just begun.

>> How you feeling?

>> Scared.

>> You got this confidence.

>> That foot you're going to step back and

then you're going to go to the side and

then they're going to go together.

>> Sorry.

>> Put your arms around my neck like this.

>> X. Why don't you uh stand on my feet?

>> Your feet?

>> Stay down.

>> I'll guide you.

>> Why am I attracted to him now? He smells

so good.

You ready, princess?

>> Yep.

>> Wow, she's like super hot. Is that

Phoebe Jean? She looks stunning.

>> Oh my god. Is that Phoebe? Pathetic

virgin turned into hot chick. What a

glow up

>> in one weekend. Who changed her?

>> Fine, nerd. You want to fight over

homecoming queen? It's war.

I'll make you regret trying to steal my

spotlight.

Yo, vote. Vote for Phoebe 2026.

>> He's the best. Vote for Phoebe.

>> Damn, Phoebe, you totally got our vote.

>> Thank you.

>> See what I mean? Confidence.

>> Thank you, sir. Really?

>> Yes.

>> What's she so proud of? Homecoming queen

is going to be me.

>> Yeah, don't worry about it. Thank you.

>> Hey, baby.

>> I'll be right back. Um,

hey.

>> Hi.

>> Hey. Um, I voted for you. Oh.

>> And about the other night. I'm sorry. I

should have stood up for you.

>> No, it's totally fine.

>> Yeah, I look good.

247.

I'm 11. I'm 11. Want to know how I'll be

stressing you?

>> Let me make it up to you. Dinner

tonight.

>> A date with Conrad. My dream is coming

true. I need to tell Seth.

>> Why am I not as happy as I thought I'd

be?

>> So, joining me?

>> Uh, yeah, sure.

>> Good. Yes, I've always liked Conrad. All

those fantasies I had about Seth were

just illusions. We should both have our

own relationships.

>> Let's go.

>> Okay.

>> Don't ever touch me again.

>> What should I wear tonight? My first

date with Conrad.

Seth's taste isn't so bad.

>> Hey, Mom. Can you help me with this

zipper? It's dark.

>> Oh, thank you.

Come on. Stop. [ __ ]

>> Hey, what are you doing?

>> I like a hair like this. Looks good.

Come here.

>> What?

>> What are you doing?

>> Well, because I told everybody that we

were exes. So, uh, we should make it

look real.

>> Okay.

>> Conrad,

>> what did he say?

>> Where's Conrad texting you? Hey, I'll be

outside of your house at 700 p.m. See

you there. What are you guys uh going on

a little date?

>> He asked me to dinner.

>> Cute, cute. Well, why don't we uh leave

him a little voice message? Hey, Conrad.

This is Seth. Uh I'm calling you from

inside Phoe's bed right now. I just keep

trying to take my shirt off and tells me

how much she likes me. So, why don't you

[ __ ] off and find some other plants

tonight? Yeah. Later.

>> What? Oh, come on. What?

>> What?

What are you going to do now, kitty cat?

You going to bite me?

>> Give me Give me my

>> Seth. I'm serious.

>> I like Conrad. I don't want him to think

you and I are a thing.

>> Good. Cuz we're not.

>> Why does my heart feel so heavy?

You're really going to pick him, Phoebe?

>> Hey,

>> man. Listen, I dug into that Conrad guy

like you asked, dude. He's sketchy.

Spiking drinks, messing with girls at

parties. Total trouble. This

>> is not good. All right. Well, um, thank

you for letting me know. All right. Bye.

Great. Dead battery.

>> Come on. What's this?

Phoei, you look so hot tonight.

Kind of kicking myself for not asking

you out earlier.

>> Say something, Fifi. You're literally

dancing with your crush right now.

>> Um, thanks.

I guess we have Seth to thank for this

outfit.

>> [ __ ] Did I just bring up my crush's

enemy?

Come on, Phoebe.

Phoebe, answer the [ __ ] phone.

>> Your call has been forwarded to an

automatic voice message system.

>> God [ __ ] damn it.

>> Let's uh leave him out of that.

>> Yeah,

that foot. You're going to step back and

then you're going to go to the side.

I'll guide you.

So, ready?

If

>> Seth were here, I'd want to dance with

him.

Come on, baby. Let's grab a drink.

>> Thanks.

>> Cheers.

Phoei.

Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Phoebe.

>> Do I know you?

>> No. I'm so sorry. Um,

>> Phoebe. PHOEBE. HEY, SHUT IT, [ __ ]

YOU'RE MAKING MY EARS FLEET.

Where are you? Fei.

>> Fib.

>> Hey, Phoebe, don't drink that. Excuse

me.

>> What the hell? The guy is nuts.

Seth, what are you doing here?

>> What the hell is wrong with you?

>> All right, come on. Let's go.

>> Who the hell do you think you are taking

her away?

>> Hey, who the hell do you think you are

taking her away?

>> Why don't you never speak to me again?

Come on, let's go.

>> I have to protect Fifi from guys like

you,

>> players, and bullies. Huh?

Yeah, you can drop the act now, you

[ __ ] hypocrite. Stay away from me or

else next time it's going to be your

head that I smash against the ground.

>> Are you crazy?

>> Are you okay?

>> Let's go. Come on.

>> Let go of me for

>> Hey, you know what? You owe me.

>> Seriously.

>> Yeah, I didn't forget.

>> Like the devil again.

>> I'm going to count to three. One,

two.

>> Sorry, Conrad. I have to go.

>> [ __ ] me.

>> Bad move, Seth. You're going to regret

this.

>> Listen. No. If I say it's time to go,

it's time to go. Don't give me a [ __ ]

hard time next time.

>> You can't tell me what to do.

>> Yes, I do.

>> Seth Aster, do you realize what you just

did?

>> What I What I just did?

>> Yes. You ruined my date AND YOU HURT

CONRAD.

>> Conrad is a [ __ ] snake. And if I

didn't show up when I did, you'd be

drugged and unconscious in his bed right

now. Oh,

>> cut it out. He's not like that. Okay.

>> Oh, he's not like

>> HE'S NOT. HE'S GENTLE.

>> HE'S STUPID.

>> NO, HE would never do that to me.

>> You're just mad because he's more

popular than you.

>> Oh, because he's more popular than me.

You think I give a [ __ ] about who's

popular?

>> That's why you ruined my date.

>> Did I ruin your PRECIOUS DATE? I'M SO

[ __ ] SORRY that I RUINED YOUR

PRECIOUS [ __ ] DATE after I called you

20 TIMES. I DROVE AROUND EVERY BAR IN

THE CITY. I DROVE AROUND FOR 3 HOURS

LOOKING FOR you

>> like a [ __ ] idiot.

>> He searched for me for 3 hours

>> because I'm such A [ __ ] IDIOT AND I

CARE ABOUT YOU.

>> Don't touch my [ __ ] car.

>> What?

>> Walk home.

>> God damn it. Why didn't they tell him to

walk home?

There's a freaking storm. I can't walk

home.

>> Well, I have an umbrella and rain boots

in the trunk, so you can't.

>> You're an idiot.

>> Why'd you come back? Huh? Why don't you

go?

>> Why? Why? Because Because I care about

you. Okay.

>> You know what I want, Phoebe? What do

you want?

>> I want to kiss you. I want to take off

all your clothes. I want to swallow you

whole while you beg me for more.

>> Sith Aster, you can't do this to her.

She's your steps sister.

Did you ever [ __ ] close your eyes

like that? All right.

Did you think I was going to kiss you?

>> You're an [ __ ] Just drive me home.

Good.

>> Phoebe, get a grip. You like Conrad. You

can't fall for Seth. Plus, he's your

stepbrother.

>> Fifi? Seth? What happened to you two?

You're soaked.

>> Uh, Fifi, why don't you tell them?

>> Um, we forgot an umbrella.

>> Hurry. Go take a hot shower, both of

you. You'll catch a cold. Got it.

>> You first.

>> Kids,

>> go move.

>> Go.

Hey.

>> Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Wow.

>> Okay.

So good.

Jeez.

>> Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he

go? Where'd he go?

>> Hey, what's going on up there? Are you

okay?

>> Open the door.

>> Fifi, what's going on? Are you okay?

>> Everything's fine.

>> Everything's fine.

>> It's broken down. Get in the closet. Get

in here. Get in the closet. Get in

there. Get back in there.

>> Crazy.

>> You're crazy.

>> Mom. Jacob. Um I I saw a cockroach, so I

screamed, but everything's good now.

>> Still prepping for the homecoming.

>> Mhm.

>> Well, don't push yourself too hard. Get

some rest already.

>> Okay. Good night. Good night, sweetie.

Well, if you see the cockroach again,

just tell me. All right.

>> Okay.

>> You're good.

>> What an [ __ ] Put yourself out too.

>> Okay. Oh my god. I'm not used to seeing

a half naked man.

>> Sh Phoebe. Huh?

>> Don't get the wrong idea. I was just

trying to help you with your cut. The

first aid kit's out there. You could do

it yourself.

Thank you my dear Fifi.

All set

on

that hot [ __ ]

Stop thinking about Seth. First, you

have to apologize to Conrad for tonight.

>> Conrad, are you feeling better? I'm

really sorry about tonight. Can I make

it up to you next time?

>> I'm all right. Don't worry, Phoebe. I

can't wait for our next date.

>> You know what I want, Phoebe? I want to

take off all your clothes. I want to

swallow you whole while you beg me for

more.

>> Seth's my stepbrother and clearly a

player. So why does my heart keep racing

for him?

>> 44

>> 45

>> 46

>> 47

>> 48 Come on. Two more.

>> 49.

>> One more.

>> Hey. All right. Come on. Z ON THREE. 1 2

3.

>> Trust me, man. [ __ ] little virgin

Phoebe is basically mine already.

No way, bro. How did you get her?

>> Well, she's totally into me. I bet next

time she'll end up in my bed.

>> Shut your [ __ ] mouth.

>> GET THE [ __ ] OFF.

get

>> Jimmy.

>> Seth and Conrad. THEY'RE FIGHTING IN THE

LOCKER ROOM.

>> GOD,

>> stay the [ __ ] away from me. Okay, I know

what you did to those girls at the

party. Some [ __ ] creep.

>> Guess what, Seth? I can already imagine

what she looks like moaning under me.

You're sick.

HUH?

>> STOP IT. STOP. OH,

>> YOU LIKE THAT? YOU [ __ ] STOP HURTING

CONRAD.

>> What the hell is wrong with you?

>> What's wrong WITH ME? WHAT'S YOUR

[ __ ] PROBLEM?

>> YOU KEEP GOING AFTER HIM. DIDN'T DO

ANYTHING WRONG.

>> Are you blind? Are you just [ __ ]

stupid? You still trust comrade? You

have no idea what he does.

>> Yeah, I trust him because unlike you, he

doesn't get off on hurting people.

>> That's what you think of me, huh? Wow.

Okay. Whatever happens to you, I don't

care. Excuse me.

Get out of the way.

What's wrong with him?

>> Julie

>> here.

>> Savannah

>> here.

>> Phoebe.

>> Great.

Seth.

Seth.

Okay, Tyler.

>> Yes, baby.

>> Not here either.

>> Hey, Phoebe.

>> Please leave your message for

God, where is he?

Hey, Seth. Where did you

>> Hey, sweetie.

>> So, you you you two

>> Oh, yeah. That's right. We're a couple

now.

Total power couple, don't you think?

>> Yeah.

>> Is that true?

You know what Stacey did to me?

So what?

Stacy's my new assistant.

>> Yeah, it's great.

>> Congrats.

>> Thank you.

>> Fifi, you should be happy. You're

finally free from that devil. But why do

I feel so hurt?

>> Phoei,

tonight under the stadium light.

Will you be my homecoming date?

Say yes. Say yes. Say yes.

>> Yes. Yes. Of course.

>> Come here.

Baby

>> Fifi, my girl, you are going to be the

most remarkable homecoming queen

tonight.

>> Mom, you're exaggerating.

>> Where the hell is Seth? This is a

special night for Fifi. He should drive

her. Maybe he's busy

>> tonight under the stadium light. Will

you be my homecoming date?

>> Yes, of course.

>> Oh, we see here now. Yeah.

Wow, she looks amazing.

>> BB and Conrad, a total power couple.

>> Seth, where are you?

This year's homecoming king is Conrad

Harper.

>> Congrats, Conrad.

>> Thanks, BABY.

>> And the homecoming queen is

Baby Jean.

Come on, let's go.

Why do I feel so empty? Homecoming

queen. Cheers, Conrad. It's everything I

used to dream about. Funny. The only

person I want here is Seth.

Seth, can I see my

>> Is this a family member of Seth after he

was in a severe car crash? He's at St.

Paul.

Tanny, what is wrong? Where are you

going? Tonight's our big night.

>> Go with me.

>> What?

>> Take it. Enjoy.

>> Wait, did she just totally [ __ ] Conrad?

>> Where the hell did that [ __ ] go?

>> BB Jean, you'll regret this.

die. So young gone just like that from a

car crash.

No,

no. I'm sorry, Santa. So stupid. I never

loved Conrad. I It was you. It's always

been you. You drive me crazy, but you

make me laugh.

made me cry. You're the only one I can't

stop thinking about. I'm I'm sorry.

It took me till now to say it. I'm I'm

sorry.

I'm so sorry, Sam. I'm sorry. It's too

late.

Who says you're too late?

Is he real? I didn't get a chance to

tell you. Your friend is fine.

>> I'm okay. Okay, come in.

>> Oh my god, dumbass. You scared me to

death.

>> Wow. At least now I know that you really

love me.

>> Of course I do.

>> Is that beautiful?

>> Really?

normal

sweaty and crying.

>> I don't care about that.

All I can think about is that I want to

kiss you right here in front of

everybody.

I am way too into you. Feb,

come here.

That's the most magic club confession

I've ever seen.

>> Don't laugh, idiot.

>> Let me show you my room.

I don't mind.

And I like to feel the shame of it.

No ticks.

this way. I don't mind the pain and I

feel the shame of

I want you.

>> Don't worry,

I'll be check.

from

these years.

Young master, I've confirmed your car

accident. Conrad Harper orchestrated it.

>> Beautiful. Uh, thank you for, uh,

confirming.

>> Oh my god, Conrad did all this.

>> Yeah. And not only did he like destroy

the brakes on my car, but he also was

drugging and sexually assaulting like

other girls from our schools.

>> Oh my god.

>> Yeah.

>> Sorry I didn't trust you.

>> Hey, joking.

>> I didn't realize how much of a douche

Conrad was. Yeah, pretty serious douche.

>> I'll take care of it. And when I'm done,

no girl in school will come anywhere

near him.

>> Kittyk, you're growing up.

All right, five more minutes.

Oh,

>> are you okay? Did you figure out last

night's emergency?

Don't feel bad about leaving me last

night. I'm totally fine. And as long as

you're good, that's all that matters to

me.

>> Comrades,

>> I never imagined you'd be so disgusting

and two-faced. You almost killed Seth

last night, and you drugged all those

girls.

>> Phoebe,

there's been a misunderstanding. An

innocent girl like you can easily be

tricked.

>> I wasn't tricked. I know exactly who you

are. I liked you, but I will never fall

for someone like you again. Someone who

makes my skin crawl. And I will make

sure every single girl in school knows

exactly who you are.

Phoebe, Seth, you pushed me into this.

And it just so happens I know your dirty

little secret.

>> We're going to win. You have to win

volleyball. Also, you guys have to be

really good at volleyball.

No.

>> Omg.

>> I got the same thing.

>> Sorry.

>> What the hell is your problem?

>> Baby Jean, you are so gross. Sucking

your stepb brother's dick.

>> Oh, that's bad.

>> He's so sick. I can't believe we just

voted this pervert

>> homecoming queen.

>> You act all holier than thou, but really

you're just a whiny little [ __ ]

>> Turns out our little Miss Perfect is

just a cheap [ __ ]

>> I kind of wonder what's next. Hooking up

with Poppy. Oh,

>> you know what should I do?

Drop out. Drop outside. [ __ ]

>> All right, that's enough.

>> Get away from me.

>> Police lock this down.

>> Yes, sir. Heads down on the ground.

>> Let's go.

>> You okay? I guess.

>> Wait, no. Seth, what are you doing? I

did nothing wrong.

>> Okay, blame her. She seduced you and she

started this incestuous affair.

>> Yes, Phoebe Jean is my stepsister, but

when it comes to the incestuous affair,

it's all my fault. I pursued Phoebe. I

forced her to be my assistant and do

everything for me. But Phoebe had

nothing to do with it.

It was just a game. And now that it's

out, it's over with. Does everybody

understand that?

>> Okay, good.

Remember that I am breaking up with you.

Okay,

>> Seth, I know you're protecting me.

Seth Phoebe,

principal's office now.

Mr. Aster,

this scandal is damaging the school's

reputation and the Aster family stock

keeps dropping.

We need to address this immediately.

I always knew you were reckless,

but praying on your own stepsister.

You You should be ashamed.

>> Phoebe, you and Seth, is this true?

>> Yes, it's true.

>> Absolutely. I take full responsibility

for it.

>> Mom,

Jacob, I'm sorry I didn't tell you

earlier, and I'm sorry if this ruined

your marriage or hurt the family, but

it's not Seth's fault. I'm the one who

fell in love with him

deeply.

I I chose him. Jesus Fifi,

>> I take full responsibility for

everything. I'll explain everything to

the press and I'm going to transfer

schools. No, Seth, you can't do this.

>> It's okay. I'm going to change my last

name to uh mom's last name or let him.

Then me and Fifi won't legally be

siblings anymore. I'm going to move in

with Uncle Mark in New York and I apply

all the league schools out there.

Everything will be fine. You know, he's

a little less heavy-handed than you are,

Dad.

Cool.

No, Z.

So that's it. We

We end here.

You can't do this. I know you love me,

Z.

Of course I love you.

And I'm never going to stop loving you,

okay? Ever.

Fifi, I need you to forget about me. I

need you to move on and start your new

life.

Shout out for me.

Okay.

Hey,

you like that photo gift I sent of you

and Phoebe? Hm.

Guess she's getting expelled. Brand of

the campus horn out, right?

Lucky you. She's taking the fall for

everything.

>> You know, in spite of everything that I

know you've done, there's always one

thing that I wanted to say to you.

>> This has a very shitty quarterback.

>> [ __ ] Enough.

>> Seth, you are suspended.

Take this time to reflect. And Conrad,

you are expelled for spreading false

campers rumors and for your despicable

involvement in Seth's car crash. We're

detaining you until the police arrive.

No.

>> Get him out of here. No.

>> Get the [ __ ] OFF ME. GET OFF ME.

SETH,

you need to make other arrangements

for Fifi's sake.

Please, please

go.

Please.

[ __ ] them.

I cross the widest.

>> I'll come back for you.

>> I promise.

>> I'll wait for you.

My heart is

all my love,

>> Phoebe. Uh, we're seniors from Lyola.

We're huge fans of yours.

>> Yeah, your glow up getting into brown.

You inspire us ordinary girls so much.

Can you sign our yearbooks? Of course,

it would be my pleasure.

Thanks.

>> Yeah. We wanted to invite you to our

prom tonight. All the elites from the

West Coast are going to be there.

>> Hey, Phoebe,

>> you ready for a date?

Kiss

out of sight.

I want to be with you all night.

All night.