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You ready?

We're supposed to get these dishes done this week.

I cannot wait to hear what excuse they have now.

Oh, hey guys.

Yeah, as you can see, trying to get these teenagers to do anything is like

pulling teeth.

I don't even know which one is worse. The boy is like a Tasmanian devil.

He leaves a nasty mess everywhere he goes.

I literally broke a hand towel in half the other day.

And don't even get me started on the girl.

Lately, she's been arguing with her boyfriend, so we all get to deal with

nasty attitude.

Jimmy?

Riley? Get in here.

You know,

there's a word for this.

Dysfunctional? Anyways, I'm done.

I think it's time to take some extreme measures.

Get closer.

What? Get closer.

What's that supposed to mean?

Huddle up.

I'm sick of the bickering between you two.

I don't want to be this close to him. I'm sure you don't. However, we're

and you guys are going to need to learn how to get along and work together like

family. So, I'm going to make sure that you're really close together.

Why? So that way you guys can problem -ball together.

Can we just hug it out?

Well, You know, I think we'll pass that part at this point.

I mean, are we? You know, I saw this on an episode of the Brady Bunch, and it

worked out just fine for them.

So I think... I don't think that this is normal. No, you know, I don't think

that your guys' behavior is very normal. So you're not necessarily, you know,

solid. Now, I don't care how you get it done.

But whenever I get back...

I expect these dishes to be done.

What if dad comes home? He's going to think that we're just shitting. I think

your dad will be a -okay with me trying to get his children to behave.

Okay. What do you want us to do now?

Now, I don't care how you guys get it done, though, it has to be done whenever

I'm back.

Remember, guys, teamwork.

I know what you're thinking.

This is a disaster waiting to happen.

But let's give it a try.

It works for Martha and Greg.

There's seriously got to be something wrong with her.

Mom, this is fucking stupid.

How does she fucking do this, though? I think she's actually gone insane.

We got to get her dishes.

Jesus Christ.

Get wet.

Fine, you wash. I'll dry. Yeah, good.

That's what I want to do anyway.

Oh my god, I'm so scared.

Oh my god.

Hey, no!

Oh my god.

Do you have a boner?

No, that's a controller.

Ew, what are you doing?

That's disgusting.

I can't help it.

Mom!

Yeah, yeah.

Do you like that?

I mean, no, but kind of.

Maybe because I just haven't seen my boyfriend in a while.

Oh.

I mean. Okay, okay, okay. That's enough.

Well, I mean, maybe you could help me out, too.

Help you?

Yeah, maybe. You know, come on.

I'll scratch your back each time.

I'm not.

Maybe a little. No, that's okay.

I mean, come on. I'll help you. You help me.

You haven't seen your boyfriend in a while.

All right, well, I'm not going to fucking tell anybody.

I'm not going to tell anybody yet.

Isn't this weird?

You're my brother.

No, no, it's okay.

I'm just their brother.

It's really good.

Oh, what do you think?

What?

Oh,

shit.

Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Riley. You guys are pretty quiet today.

Nice to see you guys are getting along.

Yeah. Yeah, I think we're doing better.

Mom taught us up.

It's nice.

It's nice.

Yeah, it is nice.

My dishes are getting really wet.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, you're pushing so hard.

I just can't even miss my boyfriend.

We're closer than ever.

Yeah. Oh.

I kind of like it.

Me too.

You better not fucking tell anybody.

Nobody. It's a little secret.

I've never seen them left together before.

I would say a pretty good mom.

Fuck.

Get her water.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

I think I'm going to cum.

What? You're going to cum?

Oh.

Sorry, we need to get away from this one.

Oh, shit.

Oh, damn.

Let's get these dishes done so we can get on top and shit.

Oh, fuck.

All right.

Kind of reminds

me what you did with the kids today.

I don't know, honey. It's not looking like there's many things online for us

watch. I know.

I know.

I don't know what you're going to do.

I don't know. There's plenty of other things that we can do.

Yeah, I mean, you're right.

I should take a nap. I got to work tonight.

That's not really what I meant, babe.

Come on, babe.

We'll watch some more TV later.

I'm going to take a nap. Babe, it's been a week.

Come on.

Baby, baby, when I come back from work, when I come back from work, okay? You

say that every day.

I promise.

You know what?

I promise. You enjoy your nap. I love you. Yeah.

Unbelievable.

Come on, get it back. No.

You didn't just have to come in and take it like that. Why?

No. Oh, what?

You shared it. I'm using it.

No, you can't have it yet.

I was using it first.

No.

Oh, my God.

No. Mom,

you're not letting me use the laptop.

What the hell is all this ruckus going on? What the fuck?

What do you think?

They're fighting.

Again.

I don't know what you guys are going to do, but I got to work a double.

I'm going to go to the room and take a nap. You guys figure it out.

That's it?

Well. Dad.

Listen to your mother. She knows best.

Right.

Now, I know just how to take care of this.

They're in for it now.

This is it.

I'm done with it.

You guys cannot keep it together.

So wait here.

See, look what you did.

Look what you did. All you had to do was just let me use a laptop.

No. Oh, God.

You're healthy.

Alright.

You guys have pushed me too far.

So now we're going to do this the hard way.

What the fuck are those?

Mom, are you serious?

Watch your language, young man. You are not going to talk to me like this.

Now both of you have pushed me too far, so now we're going to do this the hard

way. Go ahead, get up, and get undressed.

What?

Ew, why?

Did I stutter?

You guys are going to have a correct punishment now. Get up and get

Ew, I'm getting naked in front of my brother.

Oh, you bet your ass you are. Come on, that's absurd.

That's not absurd. Your behavior is absurd.

Now we're going to follow directions and we're going to share these underwear

until you guys can get along.

Over a laptop.

Over your behavior.

What's the problem?

This is insane.

That is literally funny. So you two are ashamed of getting naked in front of

each other, but you're not ashamed of the behavior that you portray every

day? Uh... No.

How does that make sense?

Different. Yeah, that's a little far. That's pushing it, you know?

Sorry, but this is not for discussion.

Now go ahead and get up so we can get this over with.

Listen to your mother. You both heard your dad. Mother knows best, right?

We're not going to question dad's words now, are we?

No.

Listen to mommy. Go ahead.

This is bullshit. This is all your fault.

You just want the laptop so you can watch porn on it, you sicko.

Not true, okay?

But look, the only reason you want it is so you can text your boyfriend.

Yeah, who's out and who now, huh?

Enough. Get up. We're not doing this anymore.

It's both of your fault. Neither of you are right. Get up and let's just get on

with it.

Thank you for that.

Kids, get undressed.

Oh my god.

Don't look at me.

Sorry.

Do we really have to do this? I don't have all day. Let's get it done.

Alright, come on. You guys can both sit in there.

Who's first?

Thank you.

Yeah,

maybe next time you guys are arguing, you'll remember the punishment.

All right. Go ahead, Riley. Get yourself in there.

Don't just dive right in or nothing.

Like I want to.

All right. Oh, my God. It's touching.

Great. Would you look at that?

How do you guys feel?

Pretty ridiculous, right?

Yeah. Great.

Now I want you guys to sit here and time out until you guys are ready to, I

don't know, conduct yourselves like you're a mature adult.

Am I taking this too far?

Perhaps. But hey, desperate time, call for desperate measures.

You got me fucking kidding you.

What?

Do you want to sit here like me?

No way.

It was all your fault.

It's your fault.

All you had to do was just let me borrow it. That's all you had to do.

You told mom I was sexting with my boyfriend.

So, you told her I was watching porn. Come on.

I mean, fine. I was wrong for that. Okay?

I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry too.

I probably shouldn't have told her that you were sexting with my boyfriend.

It's working.

You guys, they're working on their differences.

I'm like...

Supermom right now.

By the way, how did you know I was sexting with my boyfriend?

Uh, well, about that, uh, I kinda figured

out a way to, uh, record your, uh,

sexting conversations.

Uh -oh. Looks like things are starting to take a turn.

What? You fucking perv!

Lisa, I'm not a slut. It's like you're my boyfriend.

I can't believe I'm this close to you.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

It just slipped in.

Well, pull it out.

I can't. Oh, my God.

It's stuck in there.

Well, stop.

I mean, don't stop.

What do you mean? Stop. Don't stop.

You shouldn't be making signals here.

Whoops.

I don't know.

What are you guys doing right now?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

It's okay.

All right. It's fine. You guys just calm down.

Riley, honey, are you okay?

Well, you know, maybe this could be a good thing. I mean, obviously, there's a

lot of sexual tension between everyone in the family right now, and it would

probably be best for us to just see it through.

What? Mom, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Yeah, I mean, you know, we are family, and we're already here.

So, I think we just work with what we have right now.

I don't know.

We're already here, so, you know, I mean, I have no problem

helping you, you know?

How's that, Riley?

I mean, it's okay. It's good.

Like, we can't work out a little bit of our family frustration a more creative

and fun way.

Yeah, maybe so.

See, Mommy does know best.

Yeah.

Yeah. You're doing a great jump, honey.

Oh, my God.

Oh, see?

It's like she's like, hey, do you like this?

Definitely coming around to it.

Yes. Wow.

Oh, my gosh. It's like Riley is a good little slut.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

my gosh. Wow.

Oh, my gosh.

You see how natural this comes?

Oh, shit.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, this is so good, Mom.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

He's going like this.

You like that, Riley?

Yeah. Good.

All right, Jimmy. I think we're going to move you guys to the couch, maybe.

So sit down and Riley, just follow.

Yeah.

There we go.

Nice and deep.

Yeah.

Let mommy watch you ride, just like that.

Oh my gosh.

This is so funny.

How do you feel?

You're doing so good.

You're good.

I want to taste that cock.

I think that we should get out.

Let me help you out with that.

Perfect.

Holy.

Oh, my gosh. Mom, are you sure about this? I'm sure about this, honey.

You think Dad's going to hear it? I don't think Dad's going to hear it.

He's so tired from work.

Wow.

Right?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh my gosh, your sister looks so good.

She does.

Your

stick

is so much bigger than your jaw.

Oh, mommy, that's so good.

I want you to feel good.

Oh, good girl.

Thank you.

It's so fucking soft and good.

We can move it and be a little quieter.

But you must use the stress to feel ready.

You're making me fuck my brother.

I actually think it was much needed, baby.

Oh.

Mom,

that pussy is so tight.

Oh,

that looks so

good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

my God.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

my God.

Gosh, you are such a good mother.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

You're going to make it.

Fuck you.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Mom,

oh, shit.

Damn,

that was one sick dick I did in college.

Thank you.

Mommy had a nice life. Oh, thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my

gosh.

Fuck.

Oh, my gosh, honey.

Oh, my God. You're so much better than your

dad.

Oh, my God.

Your dad never uses it.

Oh, he's gonna fuck you dead.

You know, it's just trying to get yourself out of trouble.

Yeah.

Oh, my

God.

Your mommy's pussy's so wet. Oh, it's fucking so wet.

Yeah.

You're so good to me.

Yes. You're so good to me. You're so

good to me.

I love how she

uses her tongue on it.

Keep it up. Oh, my gosh. Oh,

my

gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

a really good mother makes all the sacrifices so her kids can have the

best

Next time you beat my hot score, sis, I'm just gonna think you're tight pussy.

I'm gonna make you a sitcom like you made your mom a film.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, you sound so magic. So good.

Oh, gross.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Am I doing it good, Mom?

I know this might seem a little extreme, but I haven't heard them arguing.

Have you?

Oh, my

God.

You know, Dad, do you think he would think we were really doing this?

I don't really care.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

shit.

Mom, I love when you say my name.

Oh. Oh.

Oh,

that pussy looks so good. Oh,

my God.

Speed me that cock, baby.

Oh, my God.

Holy fucking shit.

You're such a good boy for mommy.

I think it's mommy's turn again.

Mommy definitely wants some more dick.

I want you to fuck me like you fucked your sister.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're going to make Mommy come again like that? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

You make me so much better than you, Jeff.

You like that, Mom?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

My brother was so good. Oh, my God.

Eddie, that's it? Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Is mommy and your pussy good?

Yeah.

Is mommy's pussy tight?

Because she doesn't get fucked like this often.

Yay, you guys.

Yay.

Can you mommy just think that?

Can you fucking mommy just think that?

Oh, you're gonna make mommy come all over that fucking talk.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Wow, baby.

You're doing so fucking good.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow. You know, like, the future's milk, all of it, fucking come out of it.

Eat it to meet it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

All that warm fucking calm.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy

shit. Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I can't believe I just came on my mom.

Teamwork really does us well.

Thank you, Mom. Thank you.

Yeah, thank you, Mommy.

Okay. I think you can go ahead and get cleaned up, and we'll

make us some dinner. I think that you guys have both worked up quite an

appetite.

All right.

Okay.

Don't forget your stuff.

Well, looks like Martha and Greg, you know, had something a little right.

Man,

I can't believe I was this big. You could fit two people inside.

They think I don't know.