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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,480 It's another gentle summer's day. 4 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,360 Around 15 degrees this morning, 5 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,720 rising to a maximum of 26 at midday around Lons-le-Saunier. 6 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,840 Hey stars, it's Astro Time and the future's bright! 7 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,640 It's a fire-sign month, so look out if you're Aquarius! 8 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,040 As Uranus and Pluto circle close, 9 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,840 don't be surprised by sudden heart pangs, 10 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,320 it's Cupid with his bow and arrow! 11 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,680 Yes, this week, Aquarius dives into the sea of love... 12 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,560 Hear that, hon? 13 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,480 So, Aquarius, prepare to open up your heart... 14 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,320 THE DOLL 15 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,160 - Hey. - A "W" shape... 16 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,000 - Alright, Rémi? - And you? 17 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,000 It's all in the quote. 18 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,840 How was paragliding? 19 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,000 Great! It was super great. 20 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,760 Audrey wants to go again next weekend. 21 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,200 I'm like, "Whoa there"! 22 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,880 So, last day, buddy? 23 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,120 Trying to get things ready for my replacement. 24 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,480 It's a real mess. 25 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,400 - How was the meeting? - Great. 26 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,040 The vacuum cleaner... 27 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,520 OK. Try to close the deal this afternoon. 28 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,080 I've ordered a foosball! 29 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,680 Cheer up, Jérôme. Three weeks will fly by. 30 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,080 Yes, Mr. Mortier? 31 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,720 About that garden... 32 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,680 Two mousses? 33 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,360 He settles down and lets himself go! 34 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,600 Audrey loves me the way I am. 35 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,040 She loves me, period. 36 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,200 You're sure of yourself. 37 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,640 He's right. 38 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,960 That's true love. 39 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,280 Loving someone, despite their body. 40 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,560 So, when do we get to meet Audrey? 41 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,240 Jérôme? I need that balcony contract before you go. 42 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,520 Don't want to overwhelm the temp. 43 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,320 Leaving party tonight! 44 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,560 Bring your wife. 45 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,680 I can't make it. Six-month anniversary. 46 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:49,360 - I'm making her a stew. - The little cherub! Cooking and all... 47 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,040 Actually... 48 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,760 I prefer the other brand. 49 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,040 Don't you, hon? 50 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,760 We should buy groceries this weekend, huh? 51 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,120 After the paragliding. 52 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,320 The war isn't yet won, 53 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:41,480 but our hero knows his gamble of June 18, 1940, has worked. 54 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:46,040 Resplendent, he advances through Paris with his troops. 55 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,120 But, despite the cheers of the joyous crowd, 56 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,520 trouble lies ahead. 57 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:54,120 The days following the liberation are confusing... 58 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,720 Hang on... 59 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,440 Go, now! 60 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,040 Hello! 61 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,480 Patricia? 62 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,400 Sorry. You're early, I love it! 63 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,720 Yes, I cycled in. 64 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,160 Helps avoid the traffic jams. 65 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,640 Meet Patricia, the new temp. 66 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,360 - She's covering Jérôme's paternity leave. - At your service! 67 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,000 - Alright, Rémi? - It's hot... Don't you think? 68 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,240 They weren't expecting a woman. My little surprise. 69 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,040 I see I'm in the minority! 70 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,520 I got your request. 71 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,720 Leaving early on Wednesdays is fine. 72 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,320 As long as the job's done! 73 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,480 You have kids? 74 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,160 Not at all. No children. 75 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,760 Thank goodness! 76 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,400 I do paragliding training on Wednesdays. 77 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,760 - Rémi just tried that! - No way, whereabouts? 78 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,480 - Sorry? - Near Mont Blanc. 79 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,240 - In Chamonix? - Where else? 80 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:01,800 With Cloud Pleasers? 81 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,960 No, with my wife! 82 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,120 - She loves it. - You know Glide and Seek? 83 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,880 Heard of them, sure. 84 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,760 Come fly with us sometime. 85 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,160 Yes! I'll mention it to my wife. 86 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,640 She loves it. 87 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,760 Well... 88 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,200 Back to work! 89 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,440 Doors closing. 90 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,520 I'll take the next. 91 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,880 Well... 92 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,400 Doors closing. 93 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:09,000 I'll give you the club address. You can stop by. With your wife. 94 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,600 It's my wife who loves it. 95 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,480 Yes, I got that. 96 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,840 I'm afraid of heights. 97 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:17,960 Ground floor. 98 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,400 Doors open... 99 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,360 Doors closing. 100 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,280 Doors opening. 101 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,040 - See you tomorrow! - Yes. 102 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,000 I said I was afraid of heights! 103 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,160 I looked like such a jerk. 104 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,080 Who goes paragliding if they're afraid of heights? 105 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,280 Who even is this chick? 106 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,520 A paragliding instructor... 107 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,920 Just my luck. 108 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,280 And then, of course, 109 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,240 she barges into the lift 110 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,080 and starts suggesting 111 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,240 we all go paragliding this weekend! 112 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,560 I'm like, whoa there! 113 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,120 What's her problem? 114 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,800 Throughout history, few men, other than in films or books, can claim... 115 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,640 "That day, I saved the world." 116 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,480 - Winston Churchill is one... - Nuts, right? 117 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,320 On May 28, 1940, 118 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,160 he'd been prime minister for only two weeks. 119 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,240 If Churchill wins, democracy may yet prevail. 120 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,800 If he fails, 121 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,560 the Nazis will conquer Europe and win the war. 122 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:13,000 That day, one sole man will decide the course of history. 123 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,240 Audrey? 124 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,400 You were sleepwalking, bro. 125 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,640 That's all. 126 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,560 What's going on? 127 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,320 Nothing, it's... 128 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,280 It's the wind. 129 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,640 You've got to stop that doll habit. It's no good. 130 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,200 You're getting paranoid. 131 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,560 I'm not paranoid. 132 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,600 The shutter slammed. 133 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,960 You said your doll put herself to bed. 134 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,960 That's not OK, Rémi. Besides... 135 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,240 Look... 136 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,960 I probably imagined it. 137 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,400 I'm off to bed. I'll call you. Love you. 138 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,800 Police, I'm listening. 139 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,040 Hello, I've... 140 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,480 The thing is... I have a problem. 141 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,480 How shall I put it? My... doll has woken up. 142 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,360 And now she's gotten up. 143 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,400 Can you clarify? 144 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,440 So, my wife, is... a doll. Well, usually... 145 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,440 she's a doll. 146 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,720 Sir, have you been drinking? 147 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,000 You know what? Forget it. Sorry to bother you. 148 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,280 "Protect the environment. Don't chuck your doll, recycle her 149 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,120 "and get a discount on your next doll. 150 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,000 "It's easy, just download the form on our website." 151 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,840 "Eve Dolls, 15 Pasture Lane." 152 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,160 15 Pasture Lane... 153 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,360 Wake up. 154 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,760 Enough is enough. 155 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,440 I'm taking you back. 156 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,120 EVE DOLLS 157 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,120 Sorry. 158 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,000 Bye. 159 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,880 No more dolls, Rémi, OK? 160 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,040 - It's over. - It was my shrink's idea. 161 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,080 They suggested a cuddly toy to cheer you up, Rémi. 162 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,920 Not a sex doll. 163 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,840 It's your third and you think it's alive! 164 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,040 I thought I'd found love again. 165 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,320 Am I nuts? 166 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,320 No... but I think 167 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,200 you've got to stop this delusional dilemma, truly. 168 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,840 Anyway, I'm waiting for the factory to call. 169 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,880 Meaning? 170 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,560 I sent them an email 171 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,800 explaining the situation 172 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,120 so they'll understand why 173 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,000 Audrey is outside the factory. 174 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,240 It's no bad thing, Rémi. 175 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,480 Our parents were starting to worry. Mom kept hinting 176 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,240 that you were bullshitting us about Audrey. 177 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,360 She said "bullshit"? 178 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,960 - Dad said you're gay. - He said "gay"? 179 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,440 No. 180 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,680 The asshole said "faggot." 181 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,760 I gotta get to work. 182 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,520 I've a meeting too. 183 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,280 You know... 184 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,320 I think your spirit's guiding you down a new path. 185 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,000 I think it's a good thing. 186 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,960 You'll be OK. 187 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,760 I'm here. 188 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,040 You'll pull through. 189 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,280 I love you. 190 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,160 It's all in the bag? 191 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,680 Yes, it's all there. 192 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:52,960 Actually... 193 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,360 her stilettos are in the hallway. 194 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,800 Hello? 195 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,640 We had an appointment. 196 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,120 For the lawn... 197 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,720 - In your yard? - I'm busy. 198 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,040 Sorry. 199 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,120 It was very well done... 200 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,200 - We're raising a toast! - Alright, Rémi? 201 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,200 - Jérôme's baby is born! - Great. 202 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,000 We didn't get the first name. 203 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,560 Milan? Mila? 204 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,120 - Nila, Lila... - OK. 205 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,840 I asked them to repeat it twice, then gave up. 206 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,400 How was your meeting? 207 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,080 - Well... - We all have bad days. 208 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,320 Rémi, your wife called. You need to call her back. 209 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,560 Meaning? 210 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,560 Your wife called. You need to call her back. 211 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,120 - Alright, Rémi? - Fine, Renan, thanks. 212 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,840 Excuse me, Patricia. 213 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,760 What exactly did my wife say? 214 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,360 She said, "Hello, can I speak to Rémi Allard?" 215 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,880 I said, "He's at a meeting can I take a message?" 216 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,920 She said: "It's his wife. No need for a message." 217 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,280 I said, "Maybe try his cell?" 218 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,400 Awkward pause. She seemed puzzled by that. 219 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,440 She hung up. That's it. 220 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,080 She said "Rémi Allard," you're sure of that? 221 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,400 Maybe just "Rémi," I don't remember. Why? 222 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,480 She didn't give her first name? 223 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,080 Yes, she did. 224 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,920 - Aurélie? - OK! Right, fine... 225 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,760 Audrey! 226 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,360 Aurélie or Audrey? Decide. 227 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,600 Audrey. 228 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:50,960 Rémi? 229 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,080 It's you! 230 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,640 Hello, hon! How are you? 231 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,880 What's up? 232 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,160 What do you want? 233 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,320 No, no... Don't come near me. 234 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,160 What's going on? It's just me! What's with the attitude? 235 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,240 Look, if this is a joke... 236 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,720 it's really not funny. 237 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,520 A joke? What joke? 238 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,720 Who'd organize this kind of joke? 239 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,720 "Let's dress you up as Rémi's doll!" Seriously? 240 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:47,160 Can we go inside? I'm cold, hungry and tired. 241 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,200 Nope, I prefer this brand. 242 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,720 Did you call my office? 243 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,600 Yep. A lady lent me her cell. 244 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,680 It's the only number I know. 245 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,720 I'll be right back. 246 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,200 Aren't you hungry, hon? 247 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,960 Don't leave a message. Unless it's you, Rémi. 248 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,360 It's me again. 249 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,400 Where the hell are you? 250 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,800 Call me back, it's urgent. Very. 251 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,760 Man, this is awesome. 252 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,160 That's better than your fake shisha. 253 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,440 - What shisha? - That electronic mint thing. 254 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,720 It's a full moon. 255 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,960 Your sis is at her woman's group. It ends late. 256 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,160 Can we watch something other than "Great Men of History"? 257 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280 Can I try? 258 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,560 We're wrong. 259 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,680 I still consult the Prime Minister and the Minister of Culture. 260 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,040 I'm inclined to say it's the lesser of two evils... 261 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,160 You can't stay here. 262 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,200 I'm sorry... I can't do it. 263 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,640 Why? It's me, Rémi. 264 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,960 No, you were a doll. 265 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,800 - Now, you're a person. - So what? It's the same. 266 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,040 No, it's not. 267 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,840 It's better, even. I'm the same, but real. 268 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,320 Great, right? 269 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,080 I can't be with a woman. 270 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,000 What do you mean? Why? 271 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,080 I'll disappoint you. I'm boring. 272 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,640 - I'm weak. I'm old, too. - I know. 273 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,000 But I don't care. 274 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,360 I'm programmed to love you. Even old. 275 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,480 It's my vocation. I'm your wife. 276 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,200 So stop being so distant. 277 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,120 What's going on? You called me 47 times. 278 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,320 - Yes. That's right. I called you. - It's about your doll? 279 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,200 Rémi, I'm calling the psych ward. 280 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,280 No, it's OK. All fine. 281 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,360 I was just a bit anxious. 282 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,080 I wanted to invite you for dinner. I forgot your woman's thing. 283 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,280 I'm fine. 284 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,440 One SMS says, "I'm going to die." 285 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,840 Your voice memo says, "Bring a gun." 286 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,600 I'll see you tomorrow. Lots of love. 287 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,040 From the start, Mitterrand's charisma was his greatest weapon. 288 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,840 An expert in controlling men, 289 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,120 he played on their weaknesses. 290 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,720 So, here's the thing. 291 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,560 I'll sleep on the couch. 292 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,960 If you don't mind. I'd rather. 293 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,560 The thing is... 294 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,760 I'd rather sleep separately. 295 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,560 We don't know each other, after all! 296 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,840 - The thing is... - Take me! 297 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,520 I want you. Come here and take me! 298 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,040 Stop right there. Take this. 299 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,120 Sorry. 300 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,560 Either way, 301 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,320 I'll sleep on the couch. It's best. 302 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,000 Usually you like that in the evening. Doggy style... 303 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,240 I just wanted to make you happy. 304 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,120 Good night. 305 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:37,280 Don't abandon me again. I'm scared, please. Don't leave me. 306 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,520 I don't want to be alone. I can't live without you! 307 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,160 Take it easy. 308 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,920 I'm here. 309 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,400 I'm here. 310 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,280 What's that? 311 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,000 It's your stomach. 312 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,160 You're hungry. 313 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,400 Is it serious? 314 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,440 No, it's fine. That's life. 315 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,360 Hello, my love. 316 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,560 - Hello. - Did you sleep well? 317 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,080 Yes. 318 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,680 - And you? - Really well. I love sleeping. 319 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,280 But, I'm a bit sick. I've figured out the tummy rumbles. 320 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,880 I've got the shits. 321 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,360 We don't talk about that stuff. It's private. 322 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,440 Why not? 323 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240 It's personal. 324 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,360 So it's a no-go. 325 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,320 We might joke around between guys... 326 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,880 How come? 327 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,640 - What d'you mean? - Why between guys and not girls? 328 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,200 It doesn't really work for girls. I mean, it's gross. 329 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,560 Why? 330 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,680 Wanna picture a babe shitting? 331 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,600 You'd rather picture a guy? 332 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,800 No, I didn't say that. 333 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,600 What then? I don't get it. 334 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,800 Sometimes you say the craziest things! 335 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,560 Don't forget lunch with your parents. 336 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,240 - Noon already? - I'll come too. 337 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,800 What do you mean? 338 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,280 Hey, easy there. Whoa. 339 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,440 Slow down. This is going too fast. 340 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,840 They've waited six months to meet me! 341 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,640 What's the problem? 342 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,720 Can I borrow this? 343 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,240 What'll I tell Domi? 344 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,320 Domi likes shamanic stuff. It'll be fine. 345 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,040 Don't mention your stomach issues. 346 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,680 - Just let my dad talk. - Like father, like son. 347 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,600 Shit, you don't have shoes? 348 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,800 - I couldn't find my stilettos. - Who are you talking to? 349 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,520 - Hi, Domi! - What's that? 350 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,440 It's Audrey, my doll. 351 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,600 I told you she'd come to life. 352 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,640 You called it a delusional dilemma. 353 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,360 Well, here's the dilemma. 354 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,400 Take your shoes off too. It'll be less weird. 355 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,280 What is this bullshit? A joke? 356 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,920 A joke? Who'd organize this kind of joke? 357 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,480 Let's play a trick on Domi! 358 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,600 Let's dress you up as my doll! 359 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,960 No. 360 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,720 Hello, ma'am. 361 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,560 What a surprise! 362 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,840 What a surprise. Bernard? 363 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,480 Bernard, Rémi came with Audrey! 364 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,840 Rémi came with Audrey. 365 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,760 After all this time, finally! 366 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,680 We thought 367 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,800 he might have made you up! 368 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,640 What a miracle. 369 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,840 Audrey, my dear, I'm charmed to meet you. 370 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,920 We thought 371 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,720 he might have made you up! 372 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,800 Such beauty. 373 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,480 Such beauty. 374 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,200 I wasn't prepared... 375 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,960 Prepared for what? Why? 376 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,840 We took off shoes, for hygiene. 377 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,120 Of course. Absolutely. 378 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,000 Come with me. 379 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,840 Come, dear Audrey. 380 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,640 - Would you like some wine? - We need to talk, Rémi. 381 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,200 You hired a Russian hooker? 382 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,320 A Russian hooker? 383 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,160 Seriously, Domi? 384 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,160 She looks like a Russian hooker? 385 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,280 Half Russian hooker, half hippy. 386 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,440 Well done. 387 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,680 Great clichés, Domi. 388 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,760 Super enlightened and non-binary. 389 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,960 Pretty girl? Must be a Russian whore. 390 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,920 No shoes? She's a hippy! 391 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,040 I made the fries specially for you, baby. 392 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,200 Sorry. 393 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,000 What are you doing, Audrey? 394 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,080 The fries are for Rémi. 395 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,320 He loves fries, but they're for everyone! 396 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,040 Not just for me, hon. 397 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,280 She's a real gem. 398 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,080 A gem. 399 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,200 - We love the "Great Men" show. - Get the cheese? 400 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,840 So interesting on Giscard... Unfairly criticized in his final year. 401 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,360 You know Bernard Loiseau? 402 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,040 The great French chef. 403 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,480 He never drank water. 404 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,760 One glass of Beaujolais, one glass of Gevrey-Chambertin, 405 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,840 one Beaujolais, one Mazis-Chambertin, one Beaujolais... 406 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,800 Tell me the truth, Rémi. 407 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,520 You found a doll with a "meet the parents" setting? 408 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,200 - How much? - I'm baffled. 409 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,640 I don't get it. 410 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,760 She just came alive. 411 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,120 Take you, for example, 412 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,040 you could easily be a man. Like she became alive... 413 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,240 It's not the same! 414 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,000 Besides, I don't want to become a man. 415 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,720 I hope you don't get hurt. 416 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,200 She's perfect, if she doesn't hurt you. 417 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,280 Mom, stop... 418 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,160 He's suffered enough. Your father adores her, too. 419 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,880 This is it. Rémi's room. 420 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,280 Look. 421 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,600 So you're... 422 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,520 You're really a doll? 423 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,080 - When did you... - I don't know. 424 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,360 One evening, Rémi came home from work. 425 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:32,240 He was talking to me and bam, I came to life. 426 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,200 - Just like that. - Exactly. 427 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,120 What are you up to? 428 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,800 Come on, let's go. 429 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,480 Dad wants to nap. 430 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,160 What now? 431 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,160 - Enough of these whisperings. - I've got it, Rémi! 432 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,800 Audrey was sent by a deity! 433 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,320 The Goddess of Dolls. 434 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,320 Now, her mission is to save all the dolls in the world! 435 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,080 Get a grip. 436 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,760 Did you look at her? 437 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,480 She was sent by the God of Men! 438 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,360 The God of Assholes, yes. 439 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,400 White cisgender assholes. 440 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,640 Rémi, I'm proud of you. 441 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,400 Your young lady is perfect. 442 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,800 - What did I say? - What did I say. 443 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,320 - Here, you can keep them. - Thanks, Domi. 444 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,240 Is that you? 445 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,480 So cute! 446 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,800 I can't wait for this current teen rebellion to pass. 447 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,080 Rémi has been very hurt by love. 448 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,640 Very, very hurt. Emma. 449 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,680 What happened? 450 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,880 She left him. 451 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,720 - And? - That's it. 452 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,400 She said she'd always seen him as a nice doggy. 453 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,720 - No, Mom, a nice "buddy." - Same difference. 454 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,120 Look after my Rémi. 455 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,520 You caused quite a stir. 456 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,800 My father's face! 457 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,080 Rémi, do you have some disease? 458 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,720 No, why? 459 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,800 Your Mom said to look after you. 460 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,560 It's just an expression. 461 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,120 She's my mom! 462 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,280 She wants me to be well. 463 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,360 But I'm not your mother. 464 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,320 I'm your doll. If I have to be Mom too... It stresses me out. 465 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,440 Can we go swimming? 466 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,280 Your father... 467 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,040 Is he the one who turned your mom into a doll? 468 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,640 She's not a doll. 469 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,480 He operated on her, yes. 470 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,760 He's a plastic surgeon. 471 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,400 Why? 472 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,120 What do you mean? 473 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720 Mom's a flirt. 474 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,480 - She hates growing old. - Really? 475 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,360 Like many women. 476 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,120 But not men? 477 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,240 For women, it's harder. 478 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,760 Why? 479 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,200 Well, it's just that... 480 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,160 It's harder 481 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,120 for women to age. 482 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,280 Be less attractive. 483 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,280 Attractive to whom? Men? 484 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,840 No, I mean... To themselves. As well. 485 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,880 Don't buy it. You don't get your skin stretched for yourself. 486 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,720 That's why you like dolls. You're nuts! 487 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,480 You want no brains and no wrinkles. 488 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,200 No, I never said that. 489 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,520 - You're crushing me. - Sorry, excuse me. 490 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,480 I'll show you how not to crush me. 491 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,280 There. 492 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,920 What are you... 493 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,960 No... Whoa there, slow down. 494 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,320 You're going too fast, slow down. 495 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,920 Go slowly... 496 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,960 What's wrong? 497 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,760 - I'm not doing anything. - It's great. 498 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,160 Keep going. 499 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,160 Doors opening. 500 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,760 Hey, guys! 501 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,040 Hey, Patti. 502 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,600 - Alright, Rémi? - I'm great! Super great! 503 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,400 Went gliding with your wife? 504 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,760 And the rest! 505 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,560 What field does Audrey work in, Rémi? 506 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,400 Communications. 507 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:21,040 She set up a successful start-up. 508 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,640 - A unicorn, actually. - That's amazing. 509 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,000 I didn't know. Where's she based? 510 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,160 Well... 511 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,000 She works from home. 512 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,920 A unicorn? 513 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,520 It's a start-up valued at a billion dollars. 514 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,680 She's Megan Rapinoe! 515 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,240 - Go easy... - C'mon, block it! 516 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,960 Easy-peasy. 517 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,120 - I was regional foosball champ. - Really? 518 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,280 That explains it. 519 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,240 - Your players? - There. 520 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,120 Easy, buddy... 521 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,960 Look out! 522 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,040 Get the ball. 523 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,560 - Go, go! - Block them. 524 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,480 No way! 525 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,320 Twice in a row! 526 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,160 We win! 527 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,000 It's me! 528 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,880 Audrey? 529 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,520 Why all the buttons? I don't get it. Why me? 530 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,600 I'm gonna lose it. 531 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,000 What the hell are these buttons? Fucking shirt! 532 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,760 You scared me. 533 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,120 - I'll help. - No! 534 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,040 I saw an awesome vertical steam iron on TikTok. 535 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,680 Can we buy it? 536 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,560 I sold a terrace over there yesterday. 537 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,560 Thanks to Patti. 538 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,560 Patricia. 539 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,920 A colleague. 540 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:59,840 She went paragliding with a superrich guy who'd just bought a house in the area. 541 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,160 She's a kickass foosball player. 542 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,200 Not surprising. She was international champion. 543 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,840 - At? - Foosball. 544 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,600 Foosball. 545 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,000 I need to put on a whites wash. 546 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,880 You're... 547 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,320 You're wearing a nightie. 548 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,560 It's all I have. You're out of shirts. 549 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,160 Why not go clothes shopping, hon? 550 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,800 I have no money. 551 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,240 Here we are. 552 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,280 At last! 553 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,000 Audrey. 554 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:04,000 I said I'd introduce you. 555 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,600 - Baby's sleeping. - Welcome. 556 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,520 - It's nice and cold. - I'm starving. 557 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,160 Thank you. 558 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,480 Buddy, you're my hero. My hero! 559 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,280 I've never seen such a babe. 560 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,760 She's not that hot. Just half-naked. 561 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,760 - So, Audrey, you like paragliding? - Para what? 562 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,200 - Yes! I love it. - My wife is on a spa weekend. 563 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,880 Poor man. His wife has a double life. 564 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,480 Everyone knows. He can't admit it. He's worried she'll leave him. 565 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,560 Poor thing, that's awful. 566 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,560 Rémi's ex left him and he never got over it. 567 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,680 - He looks completely recovered! - Not at all. 568 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,000 I'm lucky he took me. 569 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,320 Have you ever been dumped? 570 00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,520 Yep. 571 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,640 The last time was the last straw. 572 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,920 It was this guy who loved golf. 573 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,400 I hate golf, but, for him, I pretended to love it. 574 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,920 We're on the green, he hops into his buggy and drives off! 575 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,240 Just disappears. 576 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,120 I spent the night on the green. 577 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,160 I either get dumped 578 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,880 or I'm "just a friend." 579 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,680 - Like Rémi. You're a nice doggy. - Hey, pal. 580 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,080 - Hi. - How are you? 581 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,640 Babe, I just had my first laugh! 582 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,440 You're in communications? 583 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,040 Yes, I love it. 584 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,240 A unicorn! 585 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,360 Alright. 586 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,080 Let's raise a toast! 587 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,840 - Got your glass? - Yes. 588 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,400 - Where's Jérôme? - I'm here! All good. 589 00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,760 At last, he's asleep. 590 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,160 It's not a girl? 591 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,040 Yes, sorry. At last, she's asleep. 592 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,720 - To Audrey! - To Audrey. 593 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,760 Big news. 594 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,680 Saudi Arabia is creating a city in the desert. 595 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,920 We've got to pitch! 596 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,360 They need fake lawns. 597 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,920 A Saudi rep will be at the soccer finals in Lyon. 598 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,000 - I have two seats. - Me, me! 599 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,880 - You're on leave. - Dammit. 600 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,360 I'm sending Rémi. 601 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,880 He doesn't even like soccer! 602 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,520 Hervé, Rémi is fluent in English. 603 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,960 No, he isn't. 604 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,760 Me neither. But I speak Arabic. 605 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,760 You should send Patricia too. 606 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,280 She speaks Arabic. 607 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,600 Is that true, Patti? 608 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:46,960 You're Arab Christian? 609 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,320 No. 610 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,960 Sure. Good idea, Audrey! 611 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,240 OK for you, Rémi? 612 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,520 Yeah... OK! 613 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,720 - Patti? - I love soccer, so sure! 614 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,440 - Team building. - Team building! 615 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,240 - I'll get some bread. - Quietly, please. 616 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,000 - You look after the baby? - No. 617 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,480 Yeah, of course. My wife and I. 618 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,640 But I'm back at work soon. 619 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,200 Can't wait to get back! 620 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,840 Because three weeks... 621 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,760 - It's very long... - Really? 622 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,960 You prefer playing foosball to looking after your baby? 623 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,880 - What was I saying, love? - Hey, love. 624 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,880 The little brush by the toilet, 625 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,320 it's to clean it? 626 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,840 Yeah, absolutely. 627 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,320 You don't use it much! 628 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,880 What would you like to do in life? 629 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,640 Now you're alive... 630 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:51,800 Have you thought? 631 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,080 - It's important. - Like? 632 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,520 I don't know. 633 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,440 What would you like to do? 634 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,480 Something... A career, for example? 635 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,720 A job? 636 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,880 Earn your living. Or not. 637 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,880 Having a life of your own. 638 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,440 - For you. - I can't do anything. 639 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,080 I've got no money, no job... 640 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,840 All I know is this house. 641 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,080 It's hard to suddenly have a life. 642 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,480 But thank you, my love. 643 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,000 I have you. 644 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,400 I hurt your feelings? 645 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,240 No, that's not it. 646 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,720 - What's up? - It's Patricia. 647 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,160 She said Eric's afraid his wife will leave. 648 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,160 I'll never leave you. 649 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,440 That's why you got a doll. So she wouldn't leave you. 650 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,440 So you wouldn't suffer. 651 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,680 Because of Emma, right? 652 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,880 I was crazy about her. 653 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,240 She was the prettiest girl in school. 654 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:02,920 It was at school? 655 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,080 We were together for 12 years. In total. 656 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,040 Anyway... 657 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,200 After that, everything stopped. 658 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,040 Until I met you. 659 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,400 You don't have to love a doll. 660 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,360 The mown needs not lawning. 661 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,160 What the fuck? 662 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,280 The lawn... 663 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,840 It's "lawn" and "mow"! 664 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,480 - Our lawns need no mowning. - Mowing. 665 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,520 Our lawns... our lawns needs mow... no... 666 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,600 Do you speak English or not? 667 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,720 Your CV said you're half American! 668 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,920 My doll... I mean, my ex was American. 669 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,360 No, it was on your CV. 670 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,600 You must've put "fluent English" 671 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,960 hoping for work trips! 672 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,480 More like "Basic English." 673 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,040 I can't send Hervé, he's even worse. 674 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,920 Just make sure you come back with a deal, OK? Or else. 675 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,440 Alright, get going. 676 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,720 I don't know what to say... 677 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,200 If she becomes a doll again, 678 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,840 I don't know if I want to be with a doll. 679 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,680 That's progress, Rémi. You used to prefer dolls. 680 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,240 But I can see she's unhappy just doing housework. 681 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,800 She tries to pretend she loves ironing... 682 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,360 That's no way to live. 683 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,800 And it's my fault. I blame myself. 684 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,360 I'm an asshole. Period. 685 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,720 Definitely. You're right to blame yourself. 686 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,600 Could you ask her to hang out, maybe? 687 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,200 Get her out of the house? 688 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,120 - I'm meeting her after work. - Alright, cool. 689 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,080 Wait a minute... Patti! 690 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,000 - Hi, Rémi. - Hey there, pal! 691 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,160 - What's with the silly voice? - She's a colleague. 692 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,280 - Are you flirting? - No, yes... 693 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,480 OK, bye. 694 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,600 You're lucky, it is a good game tonight, 695 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,920 but the problem, this is the player, 696 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:31,200 he wants to pay him every game more and more and more! Each game. 697 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,800 Right? 698 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,360 The... 699 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:41,440 game... 700 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,680 Hello, I'm Abdu, nice to meet you and you are ? 701 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,520 Patricia. Pleased to meet you. 702 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,320 - You speak Arabic? - Very badly. 703 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,840 - You like soccer, Patricia? - I love it! 704 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,360 I watch everything. 705 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,960 The French Premier League, the French Cup, 706 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,680 the Champions League, the Nations League, 707 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,800 the Europa League, 708 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,040 the Euro, the World Cup... 709 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,880 Any match, any time! 710 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,560 It's never-ending. 711 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:21,640 I love it! 712 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,800 Wonderful. 713 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,240 Here you go. 714 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,760 Are you OK, Rémi? 715 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,480 - It took 82 minutes to preen myself! - Preen your what? 716 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,320 It was a penalty. 717 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,840 He's a great player. 718 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,600 Our lawns need no mowing ! 719 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,640 He says the snacks are delicious. 720 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,760 He knows nothing about soccer. 721 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,920 We have the Ol Valley just for ourselves tonight, let’s go! 722 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,480 What did he say? What's "YouJump"? 723 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,880 What's up with him? 724 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,640 Nothing, he's fine. 725 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,000 Are you OK, Rémi? 726 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,440 - It isn't high. - I'm stuck. 727 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,320 You've got a cramp? 728 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,160 I can't let go. 729 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,240 - Yes, you can. - Come on! 730 00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,000 Breathe. 731 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,920 - I'm scared. - I know. 732 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,720 Look, I've got you. You're safe. 733 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,000 I'm scared of you. 734 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,960 Come on. Trust me, Rémi. 735 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,560 Trust me or you'll be stuck forever! 736 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,440 I'll guide you gently. 737 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,680 Come on, Rèmi, go! 738 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,880 Damn it, Rémi, try! 739 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,200 Look out! 740 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,960 Push me. 741 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,360 Kill this motherfucker! 742 00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,400 Good job! 743 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,880 Thanks. For letting me win. 744 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,520 Yeah, those guys... 745 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,880 Not sure they'd work with a guy who got beaten by a girl with a sausage. 746 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,040 Beaten by a sausage... 747 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,200 "I got beaten by a sausage, and you?" 748 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,600 You were good at jousting. 749 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,720 I was water jousting champion. So I know. 750 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,600 What else are you champion of? 751 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,800 Feel like a drink? 752 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,120 Yes. 753 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,680 - That guy was so into you. - Who? 754 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,880 Y'know, the guy! 755 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,640 The hot dude you watched the match with. 756 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,480 Leaning on him and all... 757 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,800 Abdu? I leaned on him because I can't stand in heels. 758 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,520 I've tried everything. I just fall over. 759 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,200 My legs refuse. 760 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,760 The "hot dude"! 761 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,440 You're nuts. 762 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,840 Anyway, I've given up on men. 763 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,200 Got fed up. 764 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,200 - You're a lesbian? - Nope. 765 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,000 I tried it, but got fed up too. 766 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,240 I've stopped dating, period. 767 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,600 I got fed up. 768 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,720 You've given up on love? 769 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,280 I masturbate a lot. 770 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:53,760 How about you? 771 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,680 You're happy with Audrey? 772 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:05,240 Yes. 773 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,680 But? 774 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,760 I don't know if she really loves me. 775 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,400 It's the age gap. 776 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,560 It's normal to feel insecure. 777 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,120 Great. 778 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,080 You know what I mean! 779 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,920 One day, she'll realize you're a father complex. 780 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,920 I noticed the other day, she seems very dependent on you. 781 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,360 I'm the only guy she's ever been with. 782 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,280 You believe that? Rémi, wake up and smell the coffee! 783 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,600 How did you meet? 784 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,320 - On a site. - A dating app? 785 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:49,400 You said you liked paragliding to "match" with her? 786 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,360 They're both on a train platform. 787 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,760 She waves, but he doesn't see her. 788 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,200 And why doesn't he? 789 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,280 Any thoughts? Audrey? 790 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,360 Because he's going blind. 791 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,880 Well done. 792 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,920 As we haven't seen the movie, it's kinda dull. 793 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,000 Like recounting your dreams. 794 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,880 I'll get the next course. 795 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,960 Damn, it's back again. 796 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,680 Red alert... 797 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,200 I'll get her some pants. 798 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,600 What did you do the other night? 799 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,680 She's been weird since. 800 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,360 Weird? She's on her period, that's all. 801 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,680 - It's my period. - We got that. 802 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,680 I thought it was over, but no. So annoying! 803 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,000 Let's change the subject? 804 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,080 - Why? - It's not interesting. 805 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,840 Really? And an old film nobody's seen is? 806 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,680 You should try having this each month! 807 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,600 You'd talk of nothing else. 808 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,520 Do you have a hairdresser, Audrey? 809 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,120 What for? No thanks. 810 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,200 That's over. Life's too short. 811 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:50,800 I'm giving up waxing, too. 812 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,440 How can I have a life 813 00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,720 plus wax, cream, 814 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,520 cleanse, tone and slim? 815 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,240 It's all I'll do. 816 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,800 That's not a life. 817 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,880 I'm afraid she's gone "crusty-queer," Rémi. 818 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,200 Who? 819 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,160 Audrey. She has hairy armpits. 820 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,720 "Crusty," then. 821 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,840 It's sad, a woman letting herself go. 822 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,520 It's sad, a woman with fake eyelashes, 823 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,120 fake breasts, fake skin, even fake hair. 824 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,600 My breasts are real. 825 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,440 Audrey's teaching Dad about tampons with Wikipedia. 826 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,320 Mom, you haven't been able to laugh for a decade. 827 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,640 It's my fault you want to become a man? 828 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,080 I don't want to! 829 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,880 And that you got a doll? 830 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,920 - What? - The first doll. I let slip. 831 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,800 The first? 832 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,480 No, Mom. 833 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:08,760 Sorry. 834 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,160 - Wanna swim? - Can't be bothered. 835 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,600 I've got the women's circle tonight. Don't wait up. 836 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,680 Here they are! 837 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,040 The Saudis love us, 838 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,120 and want us in Desert City. Well done, guys! 839 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,760 Here, nice job. 840 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,120 Jérôme's extended his leave. Not ready to leave the baby! 841 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,440 Can Patricia stay? 842 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,120 No, I can't. My contract ends on Friday. 843 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:14,600 What about us? 844 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:15,960 Find a new temp. 845 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,120 What about in sales? 846 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,200 - You wowed the Saudis. - No. 847 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,880 - Fake grass isn't my thing. - Really? 848 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,040 - Why? - Who likes fake grass? 849 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,680 - I do. - Everyone. 850 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,040 You destroy nature while copying it! 851 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,240 You won't stay? 852 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,680 I thought you might want to. 853 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,920 Why? 854 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,400 - To stay. - Stay with what? 855 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,920 I don't know. 856 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,280 Why not stay? 857 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,160 If you say "stay" again, I'll hit you! 858 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,080 It's just that I thought... 859 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,360 you'd stay. 860 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,000 I... gotta go. 861 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,800 OK! 862 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,880 Want a lift? It's raining. 863 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,400 No, it's not. 864 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,560 Sorry. See you tomorrow! 865 01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,680 See you. 866 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,120 - Did you sleep here? - No. 867 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,760 I couldn't sleep. Figured I might as well go to work. 868 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,360 I'm off. Taking the kids to bible study. 869 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,080 Bye. 870 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,920 Where's Patricia? 871 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,560 She quit early. 872 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,960 Her paragliding exam is tomorrow. 873 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,560 - She doesn't like goodbyes. - How come? 874 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,600 - What? - She won't say goodbye? 875 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:08,240 - No note, nothing? - She doesn't like goodbyes. I get it. 876 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,720 We'll meet for foosball. 877 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,200 She texted me. 878 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,920 Not me. 879 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,400 What are you doing? 880 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,720 YouTube tutorials? Seriously? 881 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,360 To work! Life's not all team-building. 882 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,160 His wife is "at the spa" again. 883 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,280 {\an8}Patti, my sadness at learning you're not coming back is... 884 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,120 - Alright, Rémi? - I'm off. 885 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,920 - Got a meeting. - What's up? 886 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,160 Not baby issues? 887 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:16,760 He doesn't have kids. 888 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,760 Hello? Hey, honey! 889 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,160 Yes... Tonight? 890 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:25,960 - Sure. - Saved by the bell. 891 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:05,600 "We said 'see you,' not 'goodbye.' 892 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,680 "Good luck for tomorrow, Rémi." 893 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,600 Audrey, you're back? 894 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,280 Are you OK? 895 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:09,520 It's me. 896 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,600 It's Audrey. 897 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:15,600 What? 898 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,040 She... 899 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:21,920 She's back to her old self. 900 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:24,840 That's impossible. 901 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,480 She's beside me now. 902 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,280 She's a doll. 903 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,560 But yesterday she was fine. 904 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,680 I don't know what to say. 905 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,360 OK, I'll be right there. 906 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,360 Come in, it's open. 907 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,080 Sorry, I'm interrupting. 908 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,080 Audrey's asleep. 909 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,480 She's exhausted. 910 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,800 I came to say goodbye and check in on you both. 911 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,360 - What the... - Wait, I'll explain, OK? 912 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,560 I can explain. 913 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:29,880 - What is that? - Wait... 914 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,480 - Stupid door! - Wait. 915 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:34,960 I'm Domi, Rémi's sister. 916 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,440 - Wait! - I'm leaving. 917 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,400 - Wait! - Don't touch me. 918 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,880 Don't touch me. 919 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,560 Let me explain. It's totally crazy. 920 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,960 There's nothing to say, Rémi. 921 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,320 - Yes, there is. - You have a doll fetish, fine. 922 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,280 But an Audrey doll? That's creepy. Where is Audrey? 923 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:57,040 She's there. It's her. She's a doll, in reality. 924 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:58,960 Did you kill her? 925 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,440 What? No, of course not! 926 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:05,080 - So where is she? - There, it's her. She's a doll. 927 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,720 She just came to life. 928 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,960 I know it's hard to believe... 929 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,120 Don't judge others. Don't judge... 930 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,360 Patricia, listen. 931 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,960 Yes, I have a doll. But thanks to her... 932 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,160 Rémi, thanks and all the best. 933 01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,440 I was afraid of love, Patricia! 934 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,160 But I'm no longer afraid. I love you. 935 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,560 I know you hear me. 936 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,920 What are you doing? 937 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,400 I didn't ask my doll to come to life! 938 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,520 Who's that? 939 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,920 Patti, the temp. I'm in love with her. 940 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,160 Your timing sucks. 941 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,480 Another fucking psycho. 942 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,520 They're all fucking psychos. 943 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,880 They're all psychos. 944 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,040 What happened yesterday? 945 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,040 Nothing. 946 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,160 - She was super into it. - Meaning? 947 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:13,080 Well, we celebrated the full moon with songs and readings. 948 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:16,520 Then we took snake venom, 949 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,960 puked up, went into a trance... 950 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,280 Screamed, danced, fucked... The usual. 951 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,480 I don't know what to do. 952 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,760 I can take her. 953 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,640 What'll you do with her? 954 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,720 Put her in a shrine. She's a goddess. Truly. 955 01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:56,560 Careful, look out! 956 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,400 Let me know how she is? 957 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,080 I mean... 958 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,080 Take care of her. 959 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,520 Go find Patti. What are you waiting for? 960 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,080 I don't see how I can get past this. 961 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,360 Yep, it's a tough one. 962 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:22,840 You'll figure it out. 963 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,000 Great team-building idea, Rémi! 964 01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,040 An instructor will fly with you. 965 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,880 Except Rémi, who practiced with his wife, 966 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:37,800 and will fly on his own. 967 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:43,280 Now, we'll prepare for take-off. So everyone line up. 968 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,600 Keep about five meters between you. I'll follow. 969 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,280 See you in the sky! 970 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,080 - Yeah, in heaven... - Alright, let's go! 971 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,800 Good luck, Rémi. 972 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:00,920 This tight enough? 973 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,520 Careful not to fold the canvas. 974 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,200 Ready, Rémi? 975 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,040 Yeah. 976 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,720 You sure about this? 977 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:30,960 Yes. 978 01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,680 I'm a man of my word. 979 01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,320 - Do you trust me? - Yes. 980 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,600 You'll swipe right for a "match"? 981 01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,440 Yes. 982 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,760 What's up? What are you doing? 983 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,600 You were going to do it. 984 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,360 I saw you were going to jump. 985 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:07,120 I don't want you to die for me. 986 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,520 I was going to, yes. 987 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,000 I believe you, it's okay. 988 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,040 Your story is crazy, but... 989 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,280 OK. I believe you. 990 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,240 But I'll never be your doll. Got that? 991 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:32,560 Yes. 992 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,000 - You've never paraglided? - No. 993 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,480 And you weren't a foosball champion? 994 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,720 I practiced at home. 995 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,800 - And water jousting? - Not sure it exists! 996 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,360 I'm a champion of nothing. I don't care. 997 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,520 Shit! Audrey? 998 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:26,280 What's going on? 999 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,000 I'm still groggy. 1000 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,200 That snake venom was hardcore. 1001 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,040 By "shrine" did you mean your bed? 1002 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:53,920 Revised and Synchronized by FAST TITLES MEDIA 1003 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:58,080 Where's the groundhog? Here it is! 1004 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,800 Yes, Mr. Bouvier. I was going to call you back. 1005 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:11,440 Yes, legally speaking, we're good. 1006 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,160 Don't cry, it's OK! 1007 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,000 Excellent decision. 63725

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