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HADES, GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD,

GAIA, MOTHER OF THE EARTH.

NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEA,

NIKE, WINGED GODDESS OF VICTORY

AND COULD ANYONE TELL ME WHO THIS ONE IS?

IT'S ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS.

OH REALLY AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT JASON?

BECAUSE HE'S HOLDING A LIGHTNING BOLT.

CORRECT AGAIN, JASON.

OH WELL, CORRECT AGAIN,

CORRECT AGAIN, OH GREAT.

COME ON, CHEIRON,

WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT ZEUS LOOKS LIKE ANYWAYS?

BECAUSE THAT STATUE, WHAT?

PLEASE, IT'S A COPY OF A COPY OF A COPY AND BESIDES,

WHAT KIND OF SCULPTOR DID ZEUS EVER SIT FOR?

GREAT ARTISTS LEARN TO SEE

WITHOUT JUST USING THEIR EYES.

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS.

HERCULES, YOU STAY,

I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.

THAT'S NOT NICE.

SO CHEIRON JUST TALKED TO YOU AND THAT'S IT?

HE JUST GAVE ME THE STATUE TO LOOK AT.

THE THING IS, EVERYBODY'S TEACHING PAINTING

AND SCULPTING ZEUS AND THINK THAT THEY KNOW HIM

BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM AND HE'S MY FATHER.

HERCULES,

WE HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO.

JUST...

LET IT GO.

COME ON, WE'LL TAKE THE SHORTCUT TO QUARTERS.

COME ON. COME ON, BUDDY.

THREE BOYS,

NO WEAPONS.

LET ME LOOK.

HANDSOME LITTLE HUNKS, AREN'T THEY?

THEY COULD BE BANDITS,

SAVAGES HERE TO ROB US.

OH, THERE'S SOMETHING IMMORTAL

ABOUT THAT MORTAL.

OH.

AND THAT ONE HAS ROYAL BLOOD

RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS.

OH,

AND THAT ONE...

OH, WHAT ABOUT HIM, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

NOT MUCH.

OH, LET ME LOOK.

I NEVER LOOKED.

LET ME SEE IT.

OH,

YOU FOOL.

SHH. BEFORE THEY COME UP HERE

AND DO US IN.

HERCULES.

HEY,

LET IT GO.

LAST ONE TO QUARTERS IS A HIND'S HIND.

I'M GONNA BE FIRST.

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AN EYEBALL?

A GIFT

AROUND THE TIME OF YOUR BIRTH.

HANSON RULES, RICHARD.

YEAH.

GOODBYE.

I WONDER IF THEY'RE HERE FOR THE SPECIAL.

WHAT SPECIAL?

THE JASON AND IOLAUS SPECIAL.

HERC.

- OH, MAN, I'M THIRSTY. - YEAH, ME TOO.

HEY, PSST, HEY, THAT PRETTY ONE'S LOOKING AT ME.

DREAM ON.

I'M JASON OF CORINTH,

YOU'RE IOLAUS OF NOTHING, SEE?

NO.

OKAY, LOOK, LOOK NOW QUICK, SEE?

- NAH. - UH UH.

SHE LOOKED AT ME.

NICE MOVE, GUY.

JERK.

DO YOU WANT TO BET A DINAR SHE'S LOOKING AT ME?

OW!

YEAH, AT ME, HELLO.

YEAH, AT ME, SHE'S WAVING AT ME.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, IT'S NOTHING.

HEY, YOU GUYS, GO AHEAD AND ORDER, OKAY?

I GOT TO HAVE DINNER AT MY MOTHER'S.

THANKS FOR INVITING US.

YEAH, BUDDY.

I WONDER IF I CAN SEE THE GODS WITH THIS,

MAYBE EVEN MY FATHER.

IN AN AGE OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS,

ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS,

RULED THE UNIVERSE.

HE HAD A SON,

YOUNG HERCULES.

HALF-GOD, HALF-MAN,

YOUNG HERCULES LONGS TO FIND

HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD,

THE FATHER HE'S NEVER KNOWN

AND WHAT IT MEANS

TO BE A HERO.

BEFORE THE MAN BECAME LEGEND,

BEFORE THE LEGEND BECAME MYTH,

CAME THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.

I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN

OR LOVE AGAIN.

YOU WANT SOME CHEESE

TO GO WITH THAT WHINE?

PUT A CORK IN IT, SISTER.

OH, WE CAN'T SEE.

HOW WILL WE WALK

OR... OR... OR FIND FOOD?

THEN LET'S TAKE CARE OF OUR PROBLEM.

WE START BY ASKING ARTEMIS

FOR A LITTLE HELP,

NAILING THAT HALF-GOD EXCUSE OF A BOY

WHO WALKED OFF WITH OUR EYE.

ARE YOU NUTS?

YOU KNOW ZEUS

PREVENTED ATTACK ON THAT ONE.

I KNOW WE CAN'T TOUCH THE BOY,

IT'S HIS FRIENDS WE'RE AFTER.

HIT THEM HARD

AND HE'LL COME BACK TO US

QUICKER THAN PRUNE JUICE THROUGH A SATYR.

ARTEMIS'S POWERS ARE TOO STRONG

FOR HIS MORTAL FRIENDS.

OH THEY'LL BE HURT.

THAT'S THE IDEA, SISTERS,

THAT'S THE IDEA.

SO, MOM,

DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES ZEUS WORE,

YOU KNOW? OR I MEAN,

HIS HAIRCUT OR MAYBE EVEN HIS SHOES?

SO THAT'S IT,

MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE A REASON

YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY.

COME ON,

YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING OF HIS, YOU KNOW?

SOMETHING I COULD TAKE A LOOK AT.

HERCULES, YOU KNOW ZEUS LEFT NOTHING BEHIND

EXCEPT A WONDERFUL SON.

NOW HOW ABOUT SOME HELP WITH THESE DISHES?

FINE THEN,

SHOW HIM TO ME.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN.

HE'S SEEING WITH THE EYES

AND EARS OF ARTEMIS,

GODDESS OF THE HUNT.

THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS OF THE FOREST

WILL FIND THE ONE WHO WILL BE KING

AND MAKE HIM...

A PIG.

PIG? WHY NOT?

GOOD, DEINO, WRETCHEDLY GOOD.

IT'S A GIFT.

AND... AND I HAVE THE PERFECT CURSING

FOR THE ONE WITH THE HAIR.

I'LL KISS HIM

UNTIL HE MELTS IN MY ARMS

AND THEN I'LL KISS HIM MORE.

PLEASE, YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL ILL.

NO, NO, THE CURSING

FOR THE SHAGGY ONE IS...

BE IT WEED OR FLOWER,

WHATEVER PLANT HE DESTROYS

WILL DO THE SAME TO HIM.

I LIKE IT, NICE TOUCH.

GOOD ONE, SIS.

IT'S A GIFT.

FIND THE ONE WHO WILL BE KING

AND MAKE HIM...

A PIG.

OH, MAN, I NEED MORE SLEEP.

FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT YOU WERE...

OH.

JASON, YOU'RE A...

YOU'RE A...

YOU'RE A BOAR.

YEAH, WELL, YOU SNORE IN YOUR SLEEP.

NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE A BOAR

AS IN LIKE, A PIG.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T... I CAN'T LET ANYBODY SEE ME LIKE THIS,

I'M THE CROWN PRINCE OF CORINTH.

NOW YOU'RE THE CROWN PORK OF CORINTH.

VERY FUNNY, STOP LAUGHING

AND START HELPING.

YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

NO.

THAT WAS FRESH, I NEED SLOP, I NEED SLOP.

MUST HAVE SLOP,

MUST HAVE SOME SLOP.

THIS WORRIES ME FOR SEVERAL REASONS.

KEEP IT COMING, BOY, I LOVE SLOP.

BREAKFAST IS SERVED.

OKAY, NOW I'M GONNA GO OUT BACK AND GET SOME MORE SLOP,

STAY HERE, DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

OKAY, YOU GOT IT?

OH.

I'M OFF TO THE MARKET NOW.

IF YOU GET HUNGRY, THERE'S LEFTOVER MOUSSAKA AND...

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

THIS NECKLACE ACTUALLY.

YOU'VE HAD IT EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER BUT...

I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT IT.

THAT OLD THING?

A GIFT

AROUND THE TIME OF YOUR BIRTH.

HUH.

WHY?

NO REASON.

FINE.

COME ON, YOU SAID YOU'D WALK ME TO THE CROSSROADS.

HEY, JASON.

JASON? JASON?

HERE PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY.

UH-OH.

HEY, COME BACK HERE.

THAT'S MY LUNCH, STOP HIM.

OH, NO.

OKAY,

LET'S SEE IF DADDY'S HOME.

I SWEAR HE LOOKS LIKE

ONE OF THOSE ACADEMY WIMPS.

HE'S GOT MY LUNCH.

COME ON.

IT'S ME, JASON.

COME ON.

SHOW ME SOMETHING I CAN SEE.

HEY RELAX, IT'S ME, IT'S JASON, I SWEAR.

JASON?

THE EYE WAS RIGHT.

WAIT, WAIT A SECOND, WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW IT JUST HAPPENED.

ONE MINUTE I'M EATING BREAKFAST WITH IOLAUS,

THE NEXT I'M EATING SLOP.

BY THE WAY, YOU GOT ANY?

I LIKE THIS. YUMMY.

NO!

NO!

YOWZA!

COME HERE.

GIVE IT TO ME,

I NEED IT.

BRING THE BEAST DOWN OR WE'RE COMING IN.

OH, GET OFF.

GET BACK HERE.

COME HERE, SUEY.

NO ESCAPE, SWINEY.

BOYS, GRAB THE BEAST.

HE'S GETTING AWAY.

JASON, I NEED THE EYE, OKAY?

GET THE PIGGY.

GO.

JASON.

SPLIT UP, YOU THREE GO THAT WAY,

WE'LL FLANK HIM ON THE RIGHT.

ATTACK HIM NOW,

ALL THINGS THAT GROW,

VINES AND BRANCHES,

LAY HIM LOW.

OOH!

WE KNOW THEY'RE HERE SOMEWHERE.

I THINK I SMELL 'EM.

JASON, RUN.

THAT WAY.

- I NEED THAT EYE. - WHAT EYE?

DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME.

YOU SWALLOWED MY EYE.

I SWALLOWED AN EYE?

THAT'S GROSS.

HEY, MELOTHEUM AND HIS GANG ARE AFTER ME.

JASON!

COME ON, KEEP LOOKING.

NOBODY MESSES WITH MY FRIEND.

IT'S NOTHING.

THERE THEY ARE.

MELOTHEUM, WE COULDN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.

SO WHERE'S THE OINKER?

- I DON'T KNOW. - I DON'T KNOW.

WE'VE BEEN FOOLED, GO BACK, GO BACK.

GO, GO, GO. COME ON.

JASON.

I THINK THAT WE LOST THEM, OKAY?

NOW THIS IS GONNA HURT ME MORE

THAN IT HURTS YOU.

HERCULES, I'M GONNA BE SICK.

THAT'S THE IDEA.

THANKS,

I THINK.

HEY, PORKY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE?

THE SMELLY BEAST ATE MY FOOD.

AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST SKIP BACK TO YOUR FANCY ACADEMY

AND LET US TAKE CARE OF BACON-BOY?

WHOA!

THANKS. YOU ALL RIGHT?

- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT.

HELP!

IOLAUS.

WHAT?

IOLAUS.

OH, IOLAUS.

HERC, HERCULES,

JASON, HELP ME.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.

NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DON'T TOUCH THE BRANCH,

DON'T TOUCH THE BRANCH.

OH,

I GUESS IT'S OKAY THEN.

KEEP AWAY FROM PLANTS, OKAY?

HEY, HEY, WHAT'S IN YOUR POUCH?

OH, IT'S NOTHING.

NO, NO, COME ON, WHAT'S IN YOUR POUCH?

IT'S NOTHING.

NO, NO, COME ON, WHAT'S IN YOUR POUCH?

- COME ON, COME HERE. - THAT'S AN EYE,

GET THE EYE IOLAUS, THAT'S AN EYE.

GIVE IT BACK.

OH, NOW HANG ON, HANG ON.

FIRST OF ALL, EW.

AND SECOND OF ALL, THERE IS SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON HERE

AND I AM GONNA BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS EYE.

NOW JASON IS A BOAR

AND I KEEP GETTING HARASSED BY FOLIAGE,

SO WHY ISN'T ANYTHING HAPPENING TO YOU?

JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.

- CAN I HAVE IT BACK? - NO.

NO.

ALL RIGHT, IT SEES THINGS.

SEES THINGS?

YEAH, EXACTLY, WHAT KIND OF THINGS?

NOTHING, I SAW THAT THE BUSBOY AT KORA'S

WAS GONNA DROP HIS TRAY, THAT'S IT.

AND?

AND I SAW THAT YOU WERE GONNA BE

ATTACKED BY PLANTS, NOW CAN I HAVE IT BACK?

AND?

AND I GUESS THAT I KNEW THAT

JASON WAS GONNA BECOME A BOAR.

AW.

ANYTHING ELSE?

I GUESS THAT I SAW SOMETHING

WHEN I POINTED IT AT THE BLUFF WHEN I FOUND IT.

WE BETTER GO BACK.

AND NOW WE ASK ARTEMIS

TO RETURN THESE BOYS

TO THEIR RIGHTFUL FORMS.

OH.

I GUESS I'M OKAY.

COME ON, PORKY, YOU'RE NEXT.

WHAT WAS I EATING?

OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING.

EW.

HI.

WELL WHAT DO I SAY?

SORRY ABOUT STEALING YOUR EYE.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE MY FATHER.

YEAH, YEAH, SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS,

YOU STEAL AND HE SQUEALS.

YEAH.

BEWARE OF WHAT YOU SEEK TO SEE.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MAY HAPPEN

WHEN YOU TRY TO LOOK INTO THE FUTURE.

WE'VE BEEN USING THIS EYE FOR A LONG TIME NOW

BUT YOU DON'T NEED IT,

YOU'VE GOT GOOD FRIENDS HERE

WHO CARE ABOUT YOU,

YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE'S EYE

BUT YOUR OWN TO SEE THAT.

COME ON, SIS,

TAKE ME HOME.

YES.

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SEE WITH.

GOODBYE.

WELL, WHAT'S IT LIKE SEEING INTO THE FUTURE?

CREEPY.

HEY, JASON, YOU THINK THEY'D LET US HAVE A TURN?

OH, IOLAUS, JUST THINK ABOUT THIS WAY,

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE INTO YOUR FUTURE?

YEAH, NOT REALLY.

- NO. - OKAY.

HEY, WE COULD POINT THE EYE AT KORA.

I COULD WATCH VISIONS OF HER ALL DAY.

YOU DO THAT ALREADY, IOLAUS.

OH, RIGHT.

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