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THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY,

I'M LETTING YOU ALL GO EARLY.

SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE EXTRA TIME TO STUDY

FOR YOUR FINAL EXAMS TOMORROW.

FIDUCIUS WILL PROCTOR THE EXAMS,

SO I ASSUME YOU WILL ALL BE ON TIME.

HEY, FIDUCIUS,

HOW ABOUT LETTING US HAVE A PEEK AT THE TEST?

- JUST A PEEK. - COME ON.

- LET US SEE IT. - COME ON.

IF YOU'D BEEN PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS, HEY, OH!

AS I'M SURE NONE OF YOU WERE,

YOU WOULDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THE TEST,

YOU'D KNOW IT.

HEY, FIDUCIUS, IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

A JOKE TO YOU PERHAPS.

I'VE SEEN HOW THE STANDARDS OF THIS SCHOOL HAVE DROPPED.

HEY.

ESPECIALLY WITH CERTAIN

MARGINAL TYPES BEING ALLOWED IN.

AND YOU CAN BE SURE

I'LL BE LOCKING THESE UP SOMEPLACE

WHERE YOUR STICKY FINGERS CAN'T FIND THEM.

YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

HEY, JASON,

WE NEED SOMEONE STRONG IN BATTLE SIGNS

FOR OUR STUDY GROUP, YOU IN?

I CAN'T, BUT HERCULES IS GOOD IN CALCULATION

AND LILITH IS A PHENOM

AT STAR NAVIGATION SO ASK THEM.

AS LONG AS IOLAUS ISN'T PART OF THE PACKAGE.

OH, WELL, IT'S YOUR LOSS NOT MINE.

I'VE GOT AN EDGE.

I GOT A WHOLE YEAR'S WORTH OF NOTES BOILED DOWN TO ONE SCROLL.

AN HOUR WITH THIS AND I AM DONE STUDYING.

WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?

KALEEF, IT'S A CARPATHIAN STUDENT

THAT GRADUATED LAST YEAR.

CARPATHIAN?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, CARPATHIAN.

WITH KALEEF'S NOTES I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU IN THE DUST.

HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THIS YET?

NO, WHY?

I HOPE YOU CAN READ CARPATHIAN.

AW!

- COME ON, JASON, WE CAN'T... - WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM ALL ALONE.

I CAN'T HELP HIM.

I'M LATE FOR A MEETING WITH OPHISTUS ANYWAY.

LISTEN, THAT KID WILL FIGURE IT OUT, HE ALWAYS DOES.

SEE YA.

OKAY.

THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

- WHOA. - LOOK OUT, IOLAUS.

FIDUCIUS' OFFICE.

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OKAY, NOW WHERE DID FIDDLEFACE HIDE THOSE TESTS?

OH, THAT WAS EASY.

HOLD ON.

THESE AREN'T TEST SCROLLS.

WHAT?

OKAY, OKAY, DON'T PANIC, IOLAUS.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY.

THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY.

FIDUCIUS WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE ME FAIL.

IOLAUS.

"ORDER OF THE MAGISTRATE

REGARDING PROBATIONARY CADET IOLAUS.

PURSUANT TO ORIGINAL AGREEMENT,

CADET WILL MAINTAIN A PASSING GRADE EACH TERM

OR BE RETURNED FOR FULFILLMENT OF ORIGINAL SENTENCING."

IF IOLAUS DOESN'T PASS HE'S GOING TO JAIL.

IN AN AGE OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS,

ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS,

RULED THE UNIVERSE.

HE HAD A SON,

YOUNG HERCULES.

HALF-GOD, HALF-MAN,

YOUNG HERCULES LONGS TO FIND HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD,

THE FATHER HE'S NEVER KNOWN

AND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO.

BEFORE THE MAN BECAME LEGEND,

BEFORE THE LEGEND BECAME MYTH,

CAME THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.

I'LL SHOW FIDUCIUS.

LET'S SEE, FIVE NINES ARE...

45.

45.

YOU KNOW,

I HAVEN'T DONE THAT TRICK SINCE I WAS SEVEN,

ONLY IT WAS TO PASS SECRET MESSAGES,

NOT SO YOU COULD CHEAT.

I'M NOT CHEATING,

I'M TRYING TO CONSERVE SCROLL PAPER.

DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS?

DID YOU SLEEP THROUGH ETHICS CLASS?

I TRIED.

IF CHEIRON CATCHES YOU CHEATING,

IT'S A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE, OKAY?

THERE'S NO SECOND CHANCES.

I'VE ALREADY GOT A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE

IF I DON'T PASS MY FINALS.

I KNOW. I READ IT.

YOU SHOULD THANK ME. WHEN THEY THROW ME OUT OF HERE,

FIDUCIUS WILL PROBABLY THROW A SCHOOL HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE.

DON'T JOKE ABOUT THIS, IOLAUS.

JAIL'S NOT FUNNY, ALL RIGHT?

I'M NOT JOKING.

FIDUCIUS HAS HAD IT IN FOR ME SINCE I GOT HERE, YOU KNOW THAT.

IF YOU WORKED HALF AS HARD AT STUDYING

AS YOU DO AT FINDING WAYS NOT TO STUDY,

YOU'D BE TOP CADET, I PROMISE YOU.

LOOK, I CAME HERE TO LEARN HOW TO FIGHT,

NOT HOW TO CONJUGATE,

I FIGHT, WE FIGHT, SHE FIGHTS, HE... WHO CARES?

I JUST SAY FIGHT.

- FIGHT? - YES.

YOU'RE GOOD AT FIGHTING TOO, AREN'T YOU?

- YES, I'M A NATURAL. - YEAH.

YOU... YOU DON'T LIKE TO DO THINGS THAT ARE TOO HARD FOR YOU.

NO. WOULDN'T WANT TO POP A BRAIN MUSCLE.

EXACT... HOLD ON,

HOLD ON, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,

THAT I CAN'T STUDY?

WELL, CAN YOU?

I... I CAN STUDY,

I CAN STUDY HARDER AND FASTER THAN ANY OF YOU.

REALLY?

PROVE IT.

YOU MEET ME IN THE DINING HALL IN FIVE MINUTES.

SEE YOU THERE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO GET HELP.

THEY WON'T COME.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ATTENTION, ATTENTION.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE'RE HOLDING AN EMERGENCY STUDY GROUP FOR IOLAUS.

- WHO'S "WE"? - EVERYONE.

WE'D LIKE TO HELP IOLAUS, HERCULES,

BUT FACE IT, ACADEMICS JUST ISN'T HIS SPEED.

I MEAN, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE HE JUST...

DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

OH, GREGOR, MY IRONIC LITTLE FRIEND,

THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAID ABOUT YOU

WHEN YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR BALANCE ON THE VERTICAL HOOKS.

YEAH, BUT AS SOON AS YOU SHOWED ME THAT TRICK

YOU DO WITH YOUR EYES, I COULD...

YEP, UH-HUH.

THAT'S NOT THE SAME.

ISN'T IT THOUGH?

NOW YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT IF I EVER NEEDED ANYTHING,

ANYTHING, I SHOULD JUST ASK YOU. WELL, GUESS WHAT?

I'M ASKING YOU.

I'M ASKING EVERYONE, ALL RIGHT?

TO THE DINING HALL.

♪ TONIGHT, TONIGHT, HE'S GONNA GET IT RIGHT ♪

♪ TONIGHT, TONIGHT, HE'S GONNA GET IT RIGHT ♪

I TOLD YOU THAT THEY'D COME, COME ON.

AND THEY'RE VERY, VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE, RIGHT?

YEAH RIGHT.

RIGHT?

YEAH.

OH, OKAY.

SO WHERE DO WE START?

PHINEAS, CANES AND VENISCUS...

AQUILA, CYGNUS.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, KEEP GOING.

OH, I FORGET IT.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE RECITING THEM

- IN SOME SORT OF RANDOM ORDER. - SO?

WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME SORT OF SYSTEM

LIKE, LIKE ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

ANDROMEDA, AQUILA, AURIGA,

BOWETESS, CAMELOPOPOLUS.

WELL, I LIKE TO PICTURE THEM

AS THEY APPEAR ACROSS THE SKY.

AQUARIUS, ARES, CANCER.

NO, NO, NO, NO, THERE HAS TO BE A STORY TO IT

AND SOME MUSIC.

♪ URSA MAJOR, URSA MINOR ♪

♪ HOW COULD ANYTHING BE FINER THAN POLARIS? ♪

♪ PEGASUS AND DRACO LIKE TO FLY ♪

♪ ACROSS THE AURORA BOREALIS ♪

YOU MAKE UP A SONG FOR EVERYTHING?

WELL YEAH, DOESN'T EVERYBODY?

NO.

HERE. YOU'RE A GIANT BEAR.

COME ON, PUT YOUR HANDS UP, COME ON.

GRR.

NOW SAY IT WITH ME, URSA MAJOR.

- URSA MAJOR. - URSA MAJOR.

- URSA MAJOR. URSA MAJOR, WHAT AM I DOING?

THIS IS PATHETIC.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?

HEY, IOLAUS, WE'RE NOT THE ONES

WHO CAN'T REMEMBER A SIMPLE LIST.

YOU KNOW, GREGOR, HOW ABOUT WE STEP OUTSIDE?

WHAT ABOUT PNEUMONOCLES' TRICK, YOU KNOW?

IT'S WHERE YOU MAKE A WORD OUT OF THE FIRST LETTER

OF WHATEVER YOU'RE TRYING TO REMEMBER.

LET'S SAY YOU USE "HOMES," RIGHT?

FOR THE MAJOR BATTLE OF THE ANTILLION WAR.

- HOMES. - YEAH,

IT'S LIKE YOU GOT HOLESTA,

ORENGA, MENTUNUS,

EUROPAR AND SISIPHYL.

SO LIKE, "HOMES," YOU SEE?

YES,

I DID THAT LAST YEAR, IT ACTUALLY WORKED.

- YEAH, HOMES. - HOMES. YOU GET THAT?

OKAY. JUST STOP,

STOP, EVERYBODY, STOP, MY BRAIN IS GONNA EXPLODE.

FROM WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T REMEMBERED

A SINGLE THING WE'VE TRIED TO CRAM INTO IT.

WELL, I CAN'T LEARN IT YOUR WAY.

THEN LEARN IT YOUR OWN WAY,

IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT IS BEFORE TOMORROW MORNING.

HEY, YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WOULD HELP.

FORGET IT, HERCULES,

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY FAVORS I OWE YOU.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY.

COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

DID YOU MAKE THEM COME HERE?

OH,

WELL, "MADE" IS SUCH A HARSH WORD, IOLAUS.

MAYBE I INFLUENCED THEM.

FINE. GO,

I DON'T NEED TO TWIST ANYONE'S ARM TO HELP ME.

OKAY, WELL, THAT'S FINE BUT YOU SEE,

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE.

WHAT WE NEED HERE IS... IS A PLAN.

WHAT WE NEED IS ANYTHING.

WELL, MAYBE IT'S JUST HOPELESS.

MAYBE I'M JUST STUPID.

THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUMP IN WITH,

"NO, IOLAUS, YOU'RE NOT STUPID, YOU'RE VERY INTELLIGENT."

OH. NO, IOLAUS, YOU'RE NOT STUPID,

YOU'RE VERY INTELLIGENT.

YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.

I'M DOOMED.

NOBODY THINKS THAT YOU'RE STUPID, IOLAUS,

BUT WE'RE NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO, OKAY?

EVERYBODY ELSE HAS ALREADY GIVEN UP ON ME.

YOU GUYS MIGHT AS WELL GO TO BED, TOO.

WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING HERE AT THIS HOUR?

PLACE IS ALL LIT UP LIKE PHOEBUS' CHARIOT.

THESE THINGS COST DINARS, YOU KNOW?

WE WERE STUDYING FOR EXAMS.

WASTE OF TIME,

WASTE OF CANDLES,

WASTE OF EFFORT.

ACTUALLY...

I DON'T THINK WE'RE FINISHED STUDYING, ARE WE, GUYS?

NO, NO, FIDUCIUS, WE'RE NOT.

SIR?

DINARS.

WE'LL SHOW HIM.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S DO IT.

LET ME SEE,

TWO CHARIOTS LEAVE ROME AT SUNRISE ON THE EQUINOX,

ONE IS...

I DON'T KNOW.

MUCH CLOSER THAN THE LAST TIME THOUGH.

YES BUT STILL MUCH WRONG.

NO OFFENSE, IOLAUS, BUT I WOULDN'T BET A CERULEAN DINAR ON YOUR CHANCES.

YEAH, WELL, CERULEA DOESN'T USE DINARS,

THEY USE A COIN CALLED A MENTAPH.

NO, THEY DON'T.

YOU WANT TO BET?

MUST YOU TURN EVERYTHING INTO A WAGER?

OH, BUT I MUST, SEE I LIKE TO TAKE CHANCES.

OH, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

A CERULEAN MENTAPH COIN.

COME ON, PAY UP.

SHE DIDN'T BET ANYTHING.

OH, RIGHT.

LET ME SEE THAT.

WELL, THEY STARTED MINTING THESE BEFORE THE INVASION,

YOU SEE, THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY GOLD SO THEY USED COPPER.

PSST.

IT'S GOT A LITTLE...

HOW'S HE DOING?

NOT GOOD.

- WHERE'D YOU GET IT? - I... I CAN'T REMEMBER,

PROBABLY A GIFT FROM ONE OF MY MANY FEMALE ADMIRERS.

UH-HUH.

YEAH, WELL, LET'S SEE WHERE YOU WENT WRONG.

OKAY WE HAVE...

HAS HE LEARNED ANYTHING YET?

WELL, THE KID CAN BARELY ADD,

BUT SOMEHOW HE KNOWS ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT CERULEA.

OKAY, YOU WITH ME?

HE'S EVEN GOT A CERULEAN COIN.

YEAH, HE PROBABLY GOT IT FROM HIS FATHER.

HIS FATHER, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HIS FATHER'S A SOLDIER,

HE'S FIGHTING A WAR IN CERULEA.

HOW COME HE TOLD YOU THAT AND NOT ME?

PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M BETTER LOOKING.

WATCH THIS. IOLAUS.

WHEN'S THE SNOW FALL IN CERULEA?

THERE'S NO SNOW, BUT THEY'VE GOT A MONSOON SEASON,

LASTS FOR ABOUT THREE MONTHS IN THE SUMMER.

WHAT'S THE LANGUAGE?

OH, IT'S A MIX, KIND OF...

CORRUPTED EGYPTIAN WITH A FEW TRIBAL DIALECTS, WHY?

THE TEST SHOULD BE ON CERULEA.

YEAH.

- WELL, MAYBE IT IS. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, THE LAST PART OF THE FINAL

IS A GEOGRAPHY EXAM, RIGHT?

IT COUNTS FOR HALF YOUR TOTAL SCORE.

YOU MEAN WHEN CHEIRON MAKES US WRITE AN ESSAY

ABOUT ONE OF THE KINGDOMS THAT WE'VE STUDIED?

CERULEA'S ONE OF THE TOPICS WE'VE STUDIED.

IOLAUS, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT

LITERATURE AND POPULATION, MUSIC, STUFF LIKE THAT?

WELL, THE POPULATION IS 70,000

BEFORE THE INVASION,

IT'S 50,000 AFTERWARDS,

IF YOU INCLUDE THE REFUGEES.

ZEX I IS THE POET LAUREATE,

HE WRITES STUFF ABOUT THE WAR,

HE'S PRAISING THEM, IT'S REALLY DRY STUFF.

THE MUSIC IS ALL PERCUSSION,

NO STRINGS, NO PIPES.

IOLAUS, NO WONDER YOUR BRAIN CAN'T TAKE IN ANYTHING NEW.

IT'S BECAUSE IT IS FILLED WITH INFORMATION ON CERULEA.

WELL, YEAH, I'M STILL A BIG HAZY

ON THE GEO-POLITICAL STUFF, THE DATES GET ALL BLURRY.

BUT I THINK IF WE HURRY, YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO.

THIS WHOLE PLAN DEPENDS ON CHEIRON

CHOOSING CERULEA AS THE GEOGRAPHY QUESTION, YOU KNOW?

IT'S TAKING A PRETTY BIG CHANCE, DON'T YOU THINK?

WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?

I LIKE TO TAKE CHANCES.

- LET'S DO IT. - ALL RIGHT.

I CAN DO THIS, YEAH, I CAN DO THIS, OKAY COME ON.

PUT IT THERE. I'M NOT GONNA FAIL.

- NO! - NOT GONNA GO TO JAIL.

NO!

NOW COME ON, IOLAUS, WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF...

ALPHERNIA. COME ON, THAT'S A BABY QUESTION.

COME ON, ASK ME SOMETHING HARD,

ASK ME SOMETHING REALLY HARD LIKE...

I'M NOT READY, JASON, I'M SO NOT READY.

HEY, HEY, YOU CAN DO THIS, OKAY?

WE BELIEVE IN YOU. NOW DON'T BE LATE,

FIDDLE FACE WILL TAKE OFF POINTS.

OKAY.

YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE ANY POINTS.

I'M NOT GOING IN, I'M NOT GOING IN.

I CAN'T DO THIS.

IF I FAIL, THEY'LL COME AFTER ME,

IF I LEAVE NOW AT LEAST I GET A HEAD START.

OKAY.

NOW I'M SORRY TO GET ALL DEEP ON YOU BUT...

YOU RUN AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS NOW,

YOU'LL BE RUNNING AWAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

THAT'S VERY TRUE.

I'M NOT GOING IN.

HERC, I CAN'T.

YOU GO IN THERE.

RIGHT ON TIME.

IOLAUS.

THE TEST WILL BE GIVEN IN TWO SECTIONS.

THERE WILL BE A BREAK BEFORE THE SECOND SECTION,

THE GEOGRAPHY ESSAY,

WHICH WILL COUNT FOR HALF YOUR GRADE.

I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE, FIDUCIUS.

YOU DON'T KNOW THESE BOYS LIKE I DO,

ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.

GOOD LUCK.

OPEN YOUR SCROLLS...

AND BEGIN.

ALL RIGHT, HOW YOU DOING?

OKAY, WELL, I USED DIPHONE'S POEM

TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ON LIVING LEGENDS,

BUT I COULD NOT REMEMBER WHAT RHYMED WITH ORESTES.

I KNOW, I THINK I'M FAILING.

- I'M FAILING. IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,

YOU'VE STILL GOT GEOGRAPHY, RIGHT?

YEAH. YOU KNOW LAND LIKE NO MAN KNOWS LAND.

- YEAH. - BREAK'S OVER.

BACK TO THE TEST ROOM,

QUICKLY.

THIS YEAR'S GEOGRAPHY ESSAY TOPIC IS...

THIS YEAR'S GEOGRAPHY TOPIC IS...

THE KINGDOM OF CERULEA.

YES!

- ALL RIGHT! - YES, YEAH!

SETTLE DOWN.

YEAH.

WAIT, WAIT, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CERULEA.

YOU CAN BEGIN.

DOES THIS BELONG TO YOU?

THANK YOU.

YES.

WELL?

I PASSED.

YAY, YOU PASSED, ALL RIGHT. COME HERE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU DID IT.

- HEY, I'M PROUD OF YOU. - THANKS, MAN.

WELL, YOU KNOW, PIECE OF CAKE,

IT WAS... WELL ACTUALLY IT WAS PRETTY HARD.

BUT YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW,

YOU HELPED ME AND WELL, WE... WE KIND OF DID.

WE ALL...

YEAH.

HEY. DID YOU GUYS HEAR?

IOLAUS IS STUCK WITH FIDUCIUS AS A TUTOR

FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS.

YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT'S AN HONOR.

OH, YEAH, I'M SURE IT IS.

REALLY, FOR BEING THE MOST IMPROVED STUDENT.

HI, FIDUCIUS,

GOT A MINUTE?

MAKE IT FAST, I'M BUSY.

OKAY.

YOU TOLD CHEIRON TO CHOOSE CERULEA, DIDN'T YOU?

AND IF I DID?

WHY?

TO TEACH YOUR FRIEND IOLAUS A LESSON.

WOULDN'T YOU HAVE WANTED HIM TO FAIL THEN?

IF HE HAD FAILED, ALL HE WOULD'VE LEARNED

WAS THAT HE SHOULD'VE CHEATED.

BUT IN PASSING,

BARELY, BECAUSE OF THE ONE SUBJECT

WHERE HE TRULY APPLIED HIMSELF,

IOLAUS LEARNED SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

NOT THAT HE SHOULD'VE CHEATED,

BUT HE SHOULD'VE STUDIED HARDER.

HMM.

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

YOU DON'T HAVE IT IN FOR IOLAUS?

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT?

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