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ABSOLOODLE. CAN'T STAND
BEING STUCK IN SCHOOL
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WHEN EVERYONE ELSE
IS HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
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HEY, HERCULES,
ARE YOU SURE YOUR MOM WON'T MIND
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THAT YOU INVITED
US ALL ALONG?
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MY MOTHER
LOVES COMPANY, ALRIGHT?
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HEY, LISTEN, WAIT UNTIL YOU GUYS
GET A HOLD OF THIS THRACIAN
CASSEROLE.
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SHE COOKS IT
IN THIS GOAT STOMACH,
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OH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
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THE FEAST OF PERSEPHONE
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IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
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BECAUSE I GET TO HAVE
BIG HEAPING DELICIOUS STACKS
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OF FISH AND FETA POPOVERS.
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YEAH,
WE DON'T USUALLY HAVE THOSE.
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WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
WE HAVE FISH AND FETA POPOVERS
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AT THE PALACE ALL THE TIME,
IT'S A TRADITION.
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JASON, HAVE YOU
EVER HAD TO COOK THOSE?
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NO.
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YOUR HANDS STINK FOR A WEEK.
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WELL.
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SO IOLAUS,
WHAT HOLIDAY TRADITIONS
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DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE?
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OH YOU KNOW,
THE SAME OLD, SAME OLD.
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DON'T WORRY, JASON, OKAY?
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WE ARE GONNA HAVE
THE WILD BOAR ROAST.
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THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
A FISH AND FETA POPOVER
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NOW IS IT, HERCULES?
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I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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HEY, LOOK, THERE'S MY MOM.
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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HEY HERCULES, COULD I
GO BOAR HUNT WITH YOU GUYS?
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OH NO, LILITH,
NO. THIS IS MY JOB,
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I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE,
YOU KNOW?
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AT LEAST YOU WERE.
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HERCULES, WHO IS THAT?
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IN AN AGE OF LIGHT
AND DARKNESS,
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ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS,
RULED THE UNIVERSE.
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HE HAD A SON,
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YOUNG HERCULES.
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HALF-GOD, HALF-MAN,
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YOUNG HERCULES LONGS TO FIND
HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD,
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THE FATHER HE'S NEVER KNOWN
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AND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO.
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BEFORE THE MAN BECAME LEGEND,
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BEFORE THE LEGEND BECAME MYTH,
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CAME THE GREATEST
ADVENTURE OF ALL.
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WELCOME, EVERYONE.
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HEY, ALCMENE,
THANKS FOR HAVING US.
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IOLAUS, WELCOME.
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HEY, ALCMENE.
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YOU MUST BE LILITH.
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HI, I HOPE I'M NOT INTRUDING.
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NOT AT ALL,
THE BIGGER THE CROWD,
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THE BETTER THE FEAST.
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HELLO, HERCULES.
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HI.
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WHO'S THIS?
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EVERYONE,
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE CAPANEUS,
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HE'S A GOOD FRIEND
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AND I'M HAPPY HE COULD JOIN US.
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- HOW YOU DOING?
- HI.
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HEY.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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HERCULES.
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YEAH.
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LILITH.
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BOYS,
WE SEEM TO HAVE A FULL HOUSE
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SO I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE
TO SLEEP IN THE BARN.
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THE BARN, THAT'S GOOD.
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COOL, COOL.
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TO THE BARN.
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YEAH TO THE BARN.
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LILITH,
YOU CAN HAVE HERCULES' OLD ROOM.
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OH NO,
THE BARN'S OKAY FOR ME TOO.
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HERCULES CAN HAVE HIS ROOM.
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DON'T BE SILLY,
HE INSISTS. DON'T YOU, HERCULES?
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HUH?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD.
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OKAY, THANKS.
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YEAH.
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NOW WE NEED MORE FIREWOOD.
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I'LL GET IT.
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NO, NO,
YOU'RE A GUEST, RELAX, I GOT IT.
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WELL, HE'S RIGHT AT HOME HERE.
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YOU'RE IN YOUR
MOTHER'S HOUSE, HERCULES.
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LET'S JUST GET READY
FOR THE FEAST.
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HERCULES, I...
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OH, HEY,
I CALL THE LOFT. LOOKS COMFY.
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OKAY.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH ME?
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LISTEN, JASE,
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MY FAMILY, WE NEVER,
I MEAN, WE NEVER...
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LOOK, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
IS I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
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ABOUT THIS WHOLE FEAST BUSINESS.
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OH.
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CAN YOU FILL ME IN
ON THE TRADITIONS AND STUFF?
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK
LIKE A COMPLETE FOOL.
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WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE
IMPOSSIBLE.
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NO, COME ON, MAN,
I'M BEING SERIOUS.
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OF COURSE, I'LL HELP YOU, LATER.
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RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT TO CHECK
OUT THE SWEET LOFT.
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WELL, I GUESS
I'LL JUST SLEEP OVER HERE.
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HUH?
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OR MAYBE
I'LL JUST SLEEP OVER THERE,
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THAT LOOKS NICE.
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I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.
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I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
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WHO IS HE?
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I MET CAPANEUS
IN THE MARKETPLACE.
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THE MARKETPLACE?
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I NEEDED HELP WITH
THE PLANTING, HE NEEDED
WORK SO...
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HE'S A HIRED HAND.
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NO, HE'S A FRIEND.
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NOW YOU'RE BUYING
YOUR FRIENDS AT THE MARKETPLACE?
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DON'T FORGET WHO
YOU'RE TALKING TO, YOUNG MAN.
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I KNOW YOU'RE MY MOM,
BUT I THINK I DESERVE TO KNOW
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WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?
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IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE ALONE
OUT HERE AND THERE ARE MEN
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WHO WOULD TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THAT.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
THIS GUY ANYWAYS?
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I KNOW HE'S GOOD AND KIND.
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HE MAKES ME LAUGH.
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I DON'T TRUST HIM.
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I EXPECT YOU TO BE NICE TO HIM.
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WHY?
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PLANTING SEASON'S DONE, RIGHT?
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HE'LL MOVE ON AND I'LL NEVER
HAVE TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
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YOU MAY SEE HIM
MORE OFTEN THAN YOU THINK.
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I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE.
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I'M SORRY, HERCULES,
BUT THIS IS MY HOUSE,
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I DECIDE WHO STAYS OR WHO GOES.
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I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE.
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WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS LATER,
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WHEN YOU'VE HAD A CHANCE
TO CALM DOWN.
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IT'S TRADITIONAL
FOR YOU TO LEAVE A FEW PEAS
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ON YOUR PLATE
IN THE SHAPE OF A STAR
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FOR PERSEPHONE TO TAKE BACK
TO HADES WITH HER IN THE FALL.
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UGH, WELL IF YOU SAY SO.
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AND YOU HAVE TO EAT
AT LEAST ONE STALK OF ASPARAGUS.
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OH YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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IT'S AN INSULT IF YOU DON'T.
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BUT I HATE ASPARAGUS.
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HEADS UP.
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HEY, LET'S PLAY SOME BALL.
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SHOULDN'T WE BE HELPING
OUT IN THE KITCHEN OR SOMETHING?
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IOLAUS, SPORTS COME FIRST.
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OH, NOW THAT
SHOULD BE A TRADITION.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, SON, JOIN US?
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I'M NOT YOUR SON.
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COME ON,
HIM AND ME AGAINST YOU TWO.
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SURE. LOVE TO.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YOU HEARD.
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OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY.
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YOU DIDN'T.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT
HERCULES, HE'LL BE OKAY.
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HE'LL COME AROUND.
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I HOPE SO.
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WOULD YOU MIND VERY MUCH
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GIVING ME A HAND IN THE KITCHEN?
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OKAY, YEAH, SURE.
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YOU GUYS TAKE IT OUT
FROM THE BARN.
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HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING.
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COME ON, HERC, HEADS UP.
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ALL RIGHT, GO LONG.
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HERC, I'M OPEN.
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I GOT IOLAUS.
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OUCH.
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HEY, COME HERE, COME HERE.
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BAM!
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THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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HEY, HEADS UP.
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WHOA!
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YOU KNOW YOUR WAY
AROUND A KITCHEN.
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THANKS.
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BUT YOU'D RATHER BE OUT THERE.
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I WAS RAISED BY MY SISTER,
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I WANTED TO BE A WARRIOR,
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BUT SHE TRAINED ME UP
TO BE A GOOD LITTLE WIFE.
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- OH, I'M SORRY.
- DON'T WORRY, DEAR.
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SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT
TO BE A BIT OF BOTH.
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OH, I'M SORRY,
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO PLAY.
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THAT'S RIGHT, PLAY, NOT FIGHT.
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OH WAS THAT TOO ROUGH FOR YOU?
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OH I CAN HANDLE IT.
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OH YOU THINK I CAN'T?
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HEY GUYS, COME ON,
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SAVE IT FOR THE GAME.
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COME ON, COME ON.
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IT'S A GAME,
TAKE IT EASY, CALM DOWN.
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HERCULES, HERCULES.
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IF YOU WANT
TO REMAIN IN MY HOUSE,
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YOU'LL STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.
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IF HE CAN'T TAKE IT,
HE SHOULDN'T PLAY, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD.
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I MAY HAVE STARTED IT,
I TACKLED HIM KIND OF HARD.
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THERE'S A LOT OF ENERGY
BEING WASTED OUT HERE
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THAT COULD BE BETTER SPENT
ON A BOAR HUNT.
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THAT IS, IF WE WANT
A MAIN COURSE TONIGHT.
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I'LL GO.
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WELL, I THINK
THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.
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HERE HERCULES.
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FOR YOU, CAPANEUS. THERE.
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GO.
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MY MONEY'S ON THE BOAR.
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HOW ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO CUT THIS STUFF
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WITHOUT SLICING YOURSELF
TO RIBBONS?
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COME ON, HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
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WHAT A MESS. OKAY,
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YOU HOLD IT AN ANGLE
AND CUT IT AWAY FROM YOU.
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OH. NO, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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I DIDN'T GET THAT, DO THAT
AGAIN. THAT LITTLE THING.
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OR YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S HANGING
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IN FRONT OF A SHOP
AND YOU'VE GOTTA CUT IT DOWN
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REAL QUICK BEFORE
THE OWNER SEES YOU.
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OH WELL I CAN DO THAT.
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BOYS.
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YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
ABOUT THIS TRADITION.
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IT'S A NEW ONE ON ME.
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OH COME ON,
YOU GUYS, YOU ARE PATHETIC.
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YEAH WELL,
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WOULDN'T WANT
TO SEE YOU IN A BOAR HUNT.
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OH NO?
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LET'S STOP A SECOND.
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NO SIGN OF THE BOARS TODAY.
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HERE, WANT SOME WATER?
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BETTER DRINK.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET.
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YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAVE BEEN CONCERNED
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ABOUT HOW TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS.
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OH,
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I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK,
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I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOUR MOTHER
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AND I BELIEVE
SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME.
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YOU CAN'T JUST WALK
AWAY FROM IT.
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LEAVE ME AND MY MOTHER ALONE.
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SOME BOAR HUNTERS WE ARE, HUH?
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NEED A HAND?
240
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,763
WE'D BETTER GO AFTER
IT. YOUR MOTHER WILL SKIN US
241
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,754
IF WE GO BACK EMPTY-HANDED.
242
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,766
YOU TELL HER.
243
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,235
SHE'S YOUR MOTHER.
244
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,782
SO THAT'S WHERE HE WENT.
245
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:00,605
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
GOT HIM FIRST.
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00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:05,476
YEAH, COME ON.
247
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,818
SO WHO CAUGHT THE BOAR?
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JASON OR IOLAUS?
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WE DID.
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00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:18,889
WHILE WE PEELED POTATOES...
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00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,524
I CUT ASPARAGUS.
252
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,827
WE THOUGHT
YOU TWO WOULD BE TOO BUSY
253
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,361
BUTTING HEADS TO HUNT ONE DOWN.
254
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,997
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
255
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,727
- HEY.
- HEY.
256
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,119
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
257
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,423
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
258
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,069
THAT'S MY MOM IN THERE,
ALL RIGHT? MY MOM.
259
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,359
YEAH, YEAH I GET IT,
260
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,306
IT'S YOUR MOM
IN THAT NICE HOUSE,
261
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,529
COOKING YOU A HOT MEAL,
262
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,865
WAITING FOR YOU TO WISE UP
AND GET BACK IN THERE.
263
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,300
WHATEVER.
264
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,303
OH, WELL, YOU WANT
TO TRADE PLACES, HUH?
265
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,217
BECAUSE I'D HAVE A MOM
LIKE THAT ANY DAY.
266
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,551
YOU KNOW AND IF
SHE HAPPENED TO FIND SOMEONE
267
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,120
THAT MADE HER HAPPY
THEN THAT'S FINE WITH ME,
268
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,977
BECAUSE I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.
269
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,747
YOU BIG DOPE.
270
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,849
YOU KNOW,
271
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,751
SOME OF US
NEVER HAD IT THIS GOOD.
272
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,372
THAT SHOULD DO IT.
273
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,141
LOOK AT THAT, HUH?
WHO SAID WE COULDN'T COOK?
274
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,878
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT WE'RE MISSING.
275
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,113
FISH AND FETA POPOVERS.
276
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,082
LILITH MADE THEM,
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
277
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,617
WOW.
278
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:12,302
WELL,
EVERYTHING SMELLS WONDERFUL.
279
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,849
SO WHERE IS LILITH ANYWAY?
280
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:17,475
SHE'S COMING.
281
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,642
HERE I AM.
282
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:28,486
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
283
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,787
NOTHING.
284
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,491
WELL, YOU. YOU'RE A GIRL.
285
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,726
ALCMENE LENT ME THIS DRESS.
286
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,662
YOU LOOK LOVELY.
287
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,998
CAN WE JUST EAT?
288
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,704
OH, I FORGOT THE BREAD.
289
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,506
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
290
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,673
EXCUSE ME.
291
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,622
HI.
292
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,594
WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN
VERY UNDERSTANDING
293
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,697
ABOUT THINGS LATELY.
294
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,099
NO, HERCULES, YOU HAVEN'T.
295
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,414
BUT THE THING IS,
I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU,
296
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,838
YOU KNOW?
297
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,240
AND YOU'RE THE BEST
OF THAT, I REALIZE THAT.
298
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,178
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT
299
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:32,349
WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY
MAKES ME HAPPY, OKAY?
300
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,986
THANK YOU, SON.
301
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,328
OKAY. NOW DO YOU
WANT ME TO TAKE THIS?
302
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,491
- SURE.
- OKAY.
303
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,816
IOLAUS,
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ASPARAGUS?
304
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:58,676
NO. I MEAN I WOULD LOVE
SOME ASPARAGUS, THANK YOU.
305
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,745
SOME WONDERFUL ASPARAGUS.
306
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,224
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
307
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,681
TO THE BOYS FOR HELPING PREPARE
THIS BEAUTIFUL DINNER
308
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,927
AND TO THE LADIES
FOR BRINGING HOME THE BACON.
309
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:20,430
HEAR HEAR!
310
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,468
AND TO WHATEVER
OR WHOEVER
311
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,605
MAKES YOU HAPPY.
312
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,675
OH, AND TO LILITH, WOW.
313
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,513
LET'S EAT, ALL RIGHT?
314
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,681
HEAR HEAR.
315
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,732
JASON, DO YOU THINK
THAT ANY OF US COULD HAVE
316
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,923
A FISH AND FETA POPOVER?
317
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,257
OH, ALL RIGHT.
318
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,304
I FEEL THE SAME WAY, CAPANEUS.
319
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,245
I'LL MISS YOU.
320
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,721
GOOD MORNING.
321
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,624
GOOD MORNING.
322
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,460
THAT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME, IS IT?
323
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,641
DON'T GIVE YOURSELF
SO MUCH CREDIT.
324
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:03,000
NO, IT WAS MY CHOICE.
I WASN'T READY.
325
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:09,540
BESIDES, HE'LL BE BACK IN SIX
MONTHS TO HELP WITH THE HARVEST.
326
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,409
HERCULES, YOU'RE MY SON.
327
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,111
HE'S NEVER GOING
TO REPLACE YOU IN MY HEART,
328
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,480
NO ONE CAN.
329
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,683
I KNOW THAT IT'S JUST...
330
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,219
I FORGOT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
331
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,858
I'M SORRY.
332
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,527
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
IOLAUS LIKES MY COOKING.
333
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,873
HE ONLY HAD ONE STALK
OF ASPARAGUS
334
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,132
AND LEFT SEVERAL PEAS
ON HIS PLATE.
335
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,077
I THINK
THAT WAS THE BEST FEAST EVER.
336
00:20:41,305 --> 00:21:41,379
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