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Oh no, not in the morning. Oh, you could be a little nicer to me, George. Don't

be mad, sweetheart. I've been feeling jumpy lately.

Well, just stay home at night and get some sleep for once. I'm sick of being

here all alone while you're at the club.

Now listen, don't start that again.

The club's where I meet most of my business contacts.

That's the only reason I go there.

You mean, you have to see your buddies.

You're a big shot at the club while I sit here watering the cactus. It's been

three weeks since we made love. I feel like a leper.

Well, I'm sorry, but it's pretty hard to get interested when you act so prudish.

You turn me off with your puritanism.

It's always the same old monotonous routine. Nothing new, no imagination,

nothing at all.

Imagination? It seems to me you've got enough for two. No, just the normal

amount.

Where are you going now?

To see one of your mistresses, I suppose. Not to see my mistresses. I

said I've got work to do. Oh, sure, your work. Because the guy I have to see,

he's ready to sign a contract. Yeah, I bet. That's right.

Another excuse to leave me alone.

Not another excuse.

I'm making a living, that's all. Goodbye.

Oh, yeah, making a living.

Yes. Yes, yes.

Yes, all right then. Okay.

Bye.

It's silly to fight like that.

I'll call him and make up.

Hi, sweetheart.

I hope you won't be too late tonight.

No business appointments or anything?

Just because I get tired of being alone every night.

No, I won't be too late.

But I'm awfully busy right now.

I got a pile of work on my desk.

You must be busy. You're panting as if you've been shoveling coal for an hour.

Well, I wasn't in the office. I had to run to get to the phone.

Well, anyway, I won't be late. I'm tired.

Well, all right. I'll be seeing you.

Bye.

I don't know what to do.

When I'm nice to him, he ignores me.

And if I get mean, he just takes off.

I'm losing him.

But what can I do to keep him?

Marie, come here.

You see that man there?

Yes. He's my lover. You like him?

Not bad.

Is he the one I... Yes, I want you to act friendly. He's quite a man.

And nice.

Very well, ma 'am.

Well, go on.

After we settle, please serve us on the terrace. Very good, ma 'am.

Hi, darling.

I've got a special surprise for you today. What kind of trick are you up to

Just be patient. Come on.

Well, any surprise will be welcome after the day I just had.

Oh, between my wife and the office, I'm ready to throw the whole thing over.

Come on, don't exaggerate. Who's exaggerating? I'm not exaggerating. And

besides, my wife's getting to be a noose if she's ready to go night and day.

You could come live with me. It's just impossible. Oh, well, that'd be great,

Samantha. Only, you know, it's not that simple.

Marie, would you bring some brandy, Marie?

Marie? Who's Marie?

Well, she's your surprise. Here you are, ma 'am. Well, she's one pretty

surprise, let me tell you.

Hello, Marie.

How do you do, sir?

How do you do?

Marie, please show us what you've got to show.

Oh, ma 'am, I wouldn't dare.

Oh, don't be so timid. Come on, Marie. After all, I'm waiting.

Well... No stockings.

Well, ma 'am, you said to put on these panties and the garter belt, but you

didn't say stockings. And it's so hot today. Oh, I like you even better

the stockings.

Well, you know, I'm feeling a lot more relaxed already.

Don't be so shy.

How many girls have I gotten him since I've been his mistress?

Two, four, six.

Why must I always pretend not to notice?

Morning.

Well, you came in real quiet last night. I was asleep. Were you able to make

your deal?

Yes, I was.

I tried not to wake you. I always try not to make noise when I get in late.

You know, I think you're right. I think I've got to try to change to be more up

to date.

Well, I don't want to hurt your feelings.

But as time goes on, sex gets dull. It gets to be routine.

It's just human.

Yes, I know. A habit that loses its attraction.

I'd like to be the way you want me to be.

That's my sweetheart.

Tonight we're going out together.

Where? You'll see.

But you have to promise to do everything I want.

Maybe. Well, I'll try, I promise.

And I'm not going to the office this afternoon either.

You're not? No.

You and I are going shopping.

Yes, because the first thing I want is to buy you some new stuff to wear.

Oh? Something more exciting. Something a little sexier. But what for?

Well, you want a change. Yes.

Then you must trust me.

All right.

Okay, come on. Go get dressed.

I never imagined that it was like this.

Has it given you any ideas?

Maybe. Oh, look at that. Oh, yeah.

How about that?

Gee, they got everything.

Oh, wait, look at that.

Now, that's exactly what I'd like you to wear.

How about it? I couldn't wear it. I'm not brave enough for that. Sure you

Come on, try it on.

Come on, over there.

It is nice, isn't it? Yeah, very nice.

Wait, you look great in that. You think so?

Of course.

I never wore a garter belt.

Just like a can -can dancer.

You're impossible.

That's how I like to see you.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Hey, the stockings are nice. I like them. You like them? How?

You bet I like them.

It's exciting to see you in stockings and garter belt.

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Well, no, it's not easy.

You're a real doll, rest up like that. You like me?

I'll show you how much I like you.

Hey, not here. Please, George. Somebody could walk in. Please don't.

Come on. Be reasonable. Oh, come on. I mean, really.

Now you look really sexy.

I'll behave yourself, George.

No, George.

I'll wait outside.

All right.

You'll be good now.

I promise.

Well, no. To our adventures.

The point is for you to participate in them.

I hope I'll be able to.

It'll be easy. Just wait.

And we're going to Pigalle tonight to see a special show. You'll be amazed.

Well, if you say so. Take it from me. Just wait.

George, it's five o 'clock in the morning. I want to go home. I'm dead.

Not yet.

Now, listen, you promised to do whatever I wanted.

So we're going to take a ride through the park.

And what are we going to do in the park?

It'll be the same as in the nightclub. Oh, no, not at all.

There are a lot of far -out things going on in the park, you know that?

If you say so. But what's going to be in the park at 5 o 'clock in the morning?

Oh, you just wait and see.

Take my word for it. You promised to trust me, remember?

Yes, but that nightclub wasn't so great after all.

Okay, so we'll try something else.

Look at that girl there. You like her?

No. It's hard to tell.

Let's look closer.

Yeah, she's sort of pretty.

There, you see?

How are you, honey?

How much? What's your price?

120 francs.

Is that too much? No, but there's my wife, too.

Oh, then with your wife, I want 200.

Well, I admit you got a point there. Give me 200. Yeah, that's fair enough.

worth it. Okay.

Thanks. Let's go.

Oh, take it easy with my wife, huh? She's not used to this sort of thing.

Sure, don't worry.

Slow and gentle.

Sure, sure.

Hello?

Where do we go?

A little further on.

Come over here.

Come on, honey.

Don't be a wet blanket. Are you coming or not?

All right, if it makes you happy. Come on.

Right over here.

Sit down there.

Okay.

That's it.

It's nice here.

Yeah, it's sort of pretty.

Samantha? Hello, George.

Hi, honey. How are you? Oh, I'm fine. Glad you called me. I was lonely.

Tonight, I'm going to bring a surprise.

I don't believe it. To pay me back for the other day? I just met a terrific

girl.

She's a little shy, but I think you'll manage to get her to relax.

She's something special, huh?

Yeah, and I know you'll like her, too.

I'm sure I will, George.

Okay. See you tonight, then.

Okay. Bye.

Hey, Samantha.

Now, you go through with it. We don't know each other. We met for the first

today. You'll see. It'll be all right.

Well, okay. I'll try to do my best.

Good.

Hi, sweetheart. Hi, darling.

Nice to see you.

How you been?

Okay. I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. I met her this afternoon.

Hello. How are you, Samantha? This is good timing. I just got a waterbed

Oh, hey, that's great. Let's go.

Come on.

This way.

There's my waterbed.

Isn't it terrific? Oh, that's great.

I've always wanted to try one.

I've been waiting for you to christen it.

Ah, now's the time.

Terrific for making love. Go ahead.

Come on, honey.

What do you think of it?

Take yourself comfortable.

Don't rock the boat.

I thought we could have fun with it, so I went and bought it. You like it? It

makes me feel sexy.

What do you think about it?

Nice.

Eva.

Something strange about that girl.

He's just met her.

Is she another mistress of his?

Is he telling me he's going to leave me?

I've got to find out more about this.

You're beautiful.

I adore you. And you're sweet.

You know, I've got a problem with my husband.

We don't get along like we should.

Takes a lot of imagination.

All spirit, love.

I'd like to talk to you about it sometime. Can I have your phone number?

I'm not sure.

Now I'm going to wash you.

Get in the tub.

Ah, let me. I'm good at it.

Nobody's ever washed me before.

It's high time. I feel strange.

Now spread your legs.

Like this?

Wider. Spread them wider.

Well now, isn't that better like that?

It feels good.

You like that, huh?

Oh, yes.

It's really too bad, though. With the soap, I won't be able to lick you.

But after you convince me.

Yes, but the trouble is that I want to wait. I'm greedy.

You want to watch me? I really want to right now.

Oh, look delicious.

Touch me.

That's me while the water's running out. Do you do things like this, girl? No, I

don't know. Nobody's ever washed me before, but I like it. Really?

Nobody's ever done it to you?

I think you're a little liar.

Oh, no.

Never? No, never.

That's too bad. I like people who lie.

Now, just relax.

Spread your legs wide.

There. Oh,

that feels good.

Does it turn you on? Yes, especially like that.

Which do you like better, the water or George?

Oh, I choose.

That did it.

She's headed in the right direction now.

Yes. Thanks for the fabulous time we had last night.

It was terrific.

Sometimes I like to talk to you about my husband.

I want to take advantage of your experience. I mean, in handling men.

I know he's got a mistress, and I'm afraid that someday he'll leave me for

Well, that's easy to fix. It's just that all men are children.

Hey, listen, I have to run out for a massage.

You want to meet me there in an hour? It's 300 Rue de Corsaire.

In one hour, 300 Rue de Corsaire.

All right.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Feeling more relaxed now, ma 'am?

Victor, I can't wait. Please take me.

Oh, madam, I can't.

Right now, Victor. I'll scream for help. Very well, madam.

Samantha has some weird ideas, telling me to meet her in a massage parlor.

I hope it's a legitimate one, because I'm sure not going to make love with

another man.

I'm not going to cheat on my husband.

Unless he's there too, maybe.

Still, it's odd.

But the place looks okay.

Wonder what I'll find.

Oh, we'll see.

I love you.

We lied to you.

You lied about what?

George didn't meet me yesterday. He's known me for some time.

I suppose you've been his mistress, too.

Yes, for the last six years.

Tell me about it.

Well, as a matter of fact, I... I'm really his wife.

His wife?

His wife?

She's his wife.

I'll get him for that.

He had the nerve to bring her to me.

Maybe he's going to drop both of us.

What's he up to?

Shut up.

Hello?

The secret's out. What? She told me all about it.

Who told you what?

I know that Eva, Eva is your wife.

Well, calm down.

What? When you make a complete fool of me. Well, I'm not going to play along.

Relax. It doesn't change anything.

Oh, yes, it does. You get somebody else. I never pretended to be single.

And you know I wasn't about to get a divorce or anything.

So just play along and everything will be fine.

No. No, no, no. I'm too mad.

So it's all over for us?

Over and done with.

Well, all right. It's always me that surrenders.

But maybe you're right anyhow.

Oh, yes.

It won't kill me. Might as well play ball.

But it won't change things. You promised me it won't.

The setup will be the same for us?

Well, of course. I promised.

What did you think? That I'd leave you? Don't be silly.

Well, all right.

You saw me.

So I'll go on with my job.

Teaching her sex. That's what she wants. She wants to learn all about it.

Hey, that's crazy.

Listen, you know, it'd be great to watch you and her, you know, making it

together. What do you think?

I wouldn't mind.

All right.

You've convinced me.

In fact, I think I might like it.

It might be worth trying.

We'll see how it goes.

Fine. Okay. I knew you'd see it my way. Goodbye.

Well, now. So I'm going to be Eva's sex guru.

I think my plan is working with Eva.

But I'll have to keep thinking up new ideas.

All right, George.

If that's how you want it.

I'll teach her.

The whole works.

Is Samantha holding, ma 'am? Yes, she's waiting for you. Won't you come inside,

please? Thank you.

Oh, here we are.

You have something to drink. Yes.

There's one thing, though, Eva.

I should say one thing about George. He's not a perverted sex maniac at all.

more than anyone else. He's a normal, modern man.

Try to remember that he has lots of problems he has to face.

And his work.

It's pure monotony.

And so he wants to live his life to the full sexually, to make up for all the

bother. Any man needs some magic, a few surprises, exciting new ideas.

That's all. Thank you. Thank you. But you can't do everything. You have to

some limits. It's indecent.

No, it isn't to me.

Everyone wants to live his life his own way, do what he enjoys.

That's not indecent.

Pleasure is no sin. Pleasure is pleasure. That's all.

Is that what I mean?

I don't know. I guess so. Well, I know I'm right.

I'm going to show you something with Marie.

You know, there's more to sex than just a man and a girl.

I mean, you can have three or four.

Or maybe for a change, a girl sometimes. For instance, a girl like Marie.

She's pretty, isn't she?

And she's pretty nice, too. Yeah.

You like her?

She's not bad, huh?

She kisses well, too.

How about it now? That wasn't so terrible, was it? No, but the whole time

thought about George.

And about me, you liar.

No, no, I thought about George.

Then come here tonight. The three of us will have supper.

But what are you cooking up for me now, huh?

But that'd be a surprise.

In sex, you've got to inject spice and adventure.

Yes, but it's almost six o 'clock.

Don't worry.

I'll call George.

It'll work out. He'll be here.

Oh, George, is that you?

Listen, I'm starving to death.

Will you come over right away?

We'll have dinner.

But what about Eva?

I'll take care of that, don't worry.

I'll find a way to reach her.

Okay, you're on.

Fine, that's good.

Ciao, honey. See you.

See, he's really on a trip.

Is this the first time you've seen him with another woman?

Yes.

You're thinking of him even while I'm caressing you.

Watch them. Go ahead.

Are you jealous?

I don't know.

You know I'm still in a bit of a daze about all this.

Ah, but you know, it excites me when you act like that.

Does it really?

And how.

Would you do a little favor for me, Mr.

Smallman? I want to spend tonight alone at home with you. This has all been

quite a shock to me, you know. I think that's a fine idea, sweetheart.

We'll do it. I'll fix something for a romantic dinner for us, the way it used

be. Oh, hey, I've got to run. I'll be late.

Okay, see you.

Bye -bye.

How do you like me? Say now.

Boy, you can do it when you want to, huh?

I'll take that away here so you won't be bothered.

You want me to change? That's right.

So I changed.

Yeah, boy, you really went all out.

Isn't it nice?

Come here, sweetheart.

No, you stay there. Just look at me.

You want me to get on my knees?

Come here.

No, no. Calm here. No, just look.

You see how transparent it is?

It's terrific.

You're gorgeous.

Now wait, you just watch for now. Come here. No, just look.

Don't touch.

Oh, baby, that really turns me on.

You like me? Oh, you're learning fast, honey.

Only I'm tired of waiting.

Come on. Of course I like you. Can't you see I'm going crazy? Maybe some

compliments, huh? I'm going crazy for you. Isn't that a compliment?

Am I really pretty?

Of course you're pretty.

He's sweet.

Oh, now you're really my sweetheart.

Spent a nice evening last night with your friends.

Yes, I had a great time there. We both did.

I was sorry you weren't there.

Oh, there'll be other times.

Listen, I have another surprise for you.

Will you go along?

What is it? Aren't you going to give me a clue about it? Oh, no. Not me. I

wouldn't be surprised.

Now then, yes or no? And no conditions?

Well, all right. No conditions.

But you're so full of tricks, I'm worried.

Oh, but you can trust me. You know all I want is to show you the maximum of

pleasure.

I want you to have fun.

That's all.

So then I'll pick you up around four o 'clock, all right?

All right.

Fine. Goodbye.

Goodbye. I'll see you.

Hello. Hi.

Hello, Gerald.

How are you?

How are you?

I'm fine. Hello.

Hello.

The water's great.

Have you lived here long?

Yeah. How do you like it? Oh, it's got home.

Want to go in for a swim?

Without a suit?

But I thought you brought one. Oh, I'm wearing mine.

Swimsuit. Let's see. Mother nature's.

Are you going in nude?

Oh, sure I am, silly.

Cool off a little before you come in.

And help your friend get undressed.

Oh, no, you undress her.

I will? That's right.

Here, I'll help you undress.

No, I'll be fine.

She's pretty, but she's bashful.

I said I'll do it.

Okay.

You there.

I'm going.

I'm going.

Come on.

Oh, no, it's too cold. Stop it. Get out.

How's the

water?

Don't despair, girls. I'll be right with you.

Samantha is really good at this.

Doesn't it excite you to watch her?

How about you doing it for me later on?

Bet you can't do it as good as she can.

Oh, Eva.

I wish it was you doing that.

Will you try it later on?

Look at her.

It's a beauty, eh?

Yeah.

Lovely. Doesn't it tempt you?

No. Why not?

Hey, why don't you get on him?

All right, if you watch.

Getting turned on? Yes.

Like the Eiffel Tower.

You're good? Oh, yes.

Oh, he's right inside me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, good.

Oh,

God.

Faster. Yes.

Oh, more.

Oh, yes, please.

Deeper.

watching us.

Is she watching? Oh, yeah.

Sit on his face.

Oh, yeah.

You'll love it. Come here.

Hey, listen.

Call George.

Tell him what we're up to.

Oh, no. You need to say that... Oh, no. I mean, say that we're together, you and

I. He'll love that.

Hello?

You know what?

I'm here with Samantha.

Oh, that's nice.

Are you making it?

Out of sight.

Tell me about it.

Yeah, yeah. Go on.

Keep talking. It turns me on.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to explode soon.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, I'm getting all worked up just listening to you.

Oh, yes, yes.

What?

She's using a vibrator.

Oh, it's so good.

I think you're starting again.

How I wish they make telephones with television.

Thanks

for

coming to pick me up.

Listen,

I've got a friend.

He's having some people in today for a group grope, and I wondered if the three

of us might go and have some fun.

Oh, let's go, George. I'm curious. Why not?

Yeah, but maybe I'd better clean up and change before I go. No, don't be silly.

He's got a pool and everything you want.

You know, I'm wondering just how friendly you and Eva are getting.

Well, Eva's feeling just a little timid about what's going to happen.

You mean today?

Yes. Oh, but Eva, honey, there's nothing to worry about.

You'll have a lot of fun. Anyway, I'll be there with you. And you really want

go? Sure I do.

Thank you.

Having a good time?

Uh -huh.

Oh. I was wondering when you two would get here.

Hi, Eva.

Hi, Gerald.

How's everything, buddy? Good to see you.

You're in good shape.

Oh, I can't wait to get in the pool.

Is everybody here?

Uh -huh.

Oh, the pool first for me. Let me help you.

I'm surprised to find you here, Murray.

Well, I...

Well, that was fun the other morning with you. Oh, yes, it was wonderful.

I guess everything went okay this afternoon.

Shh.

Secret. Oh, I see.

I love to touch you.

You're a game with making progress, it seems to me.

Uh -huh. Yeah, pretty fast, at least so far.

Yeah. She's almost too eager, I think.

I wonder if she enjoys it. You want to make it with me again?

Yes.

I think she did it all along. She just didn't want to admit she did. And that's

why. She's a hypocrite.

That turns me on.

Just a sec.

Look at that.

You get along fine with Marie. Sure, I train my mates very well.

Well, they got right down to business.

I love to touch you and kiss you.

Your skin is so soft.

Now that Eva's come around, it's terrific.

We'll have another great time tonight.

Don't want to waste a minute.

I should have told my husband I was here today. He wouldn't like it.

You coming, honey?

I'll go inside.

Hey, what about me?

Don't worry, honey. You won't be neglected while I'm around.

side chick you know that

She got on quick.

I'm glad she did.

Meanie.

No, I'm in love.

With her?

No, with you.

You mean that?

Really? Yeah.

Yeah. Come live with me.

Okay. I love her.

How wonderful.

I'm so happy.

I got my husband back by sharing his adventures.

And now we can do everything.

Oh, sweetheart, I love you. We'll always be together.