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You look gorgeous, darling.

My stepson Anthony is so lucky to marry you.

Do you think he's going to like the dress?

Of course he's going to love the dress.

God, you look so much like me when I was your age.

Mom. Baby, get out. You're not supposed to see me in my dress. It's bad luck.

We have a situation.

What is it?

The venue is double booked.

No, it's not.

No. I have the reservation for 3 p .m.

We've got to figure something out. Okay, turn around, Anthony. We're going to go

figure it out. Get him out of here. Get him out. I'm handling it, babe.

It's Dustin's big day. I can't believe it's finally here.

How are you feeling?

I'm super excited.

Yeah.

This is our reservation, our wedding, our 3 p .m. slot.

Um, excuse me?

You're the intruders here. This is our reservation.

Our venue?

We're already set up.

I don't know. I think you need to check the contract.

Henderson wedding?

Well, I think if you look, you'll see it's the Hayes -King wedding.

Okay. I think you need to leave before this gets ugly.

Look at you.

Desperate. Can't even hang on to a wedding venue?

You're a pathetic cunt.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Do not look.

I mean, really?

You want to do anything?

Your booth fell out.

This isn't over.

What?

Hey, uh, sorry about that, man.

Dude, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing. I didn't expect it to escalate to that

degree, you know?

Me either.

Yeah,

my mom's pretty involved in my life, I'm not gonna lie.

She really wants me to get married.

Yeah, likewise.

They want to put the family pressure on us, and it's not exactly what I want.

I like my girlfriend, but it's only been a year. I don't know. It just seems a

little forced, I guess. My girlfriend's really hot, and we can get pretty crazy

in bed.

I don't know.

When you think about it, forever and ever, in sickness and in health, it's a

of a commitment, if you ask me. It's heavy.

It's too much. It's heavy.

Oh, hey, Mom. You guys done getting into it?

Obviously, yeah. All right. You never know.

So, um, who's getting married?

Uh, yeah, we have made a decision, and neither of us are.

What? Yeah, no.

We're not gonna fight anymore.

No. And we'll be heads.

Okay, I mean, that's great and all, but I just think, like, you know, him and I

kind of agree that the idea of, you know, just having one vagina for, you

forever and ever, you know, that's the worst part. It's kind of weird, you

Yeah, it's a lot more.

Yeah. I mean, if that is all it's about, then I think we can help you with that.

It's a little late for a wedding day, so what would you guys have in mind?

You're just looking for some variety?

Yeah, for sure.

Oh,

well, I don't know if you've ever seen it before, but it's right in front of

you.

Yeah, what if this was your bachelor party?

I'm not sure I'm following what you guys are implying.

We all have sex.

Oh, my mom. Yeah, I know your mom.

Oh, okay. That's okay. We can... After you.

Is this more comfortable for you both?

This is... I mean, you could call me a variety if you want to.

Like, right here, right now?

Yeah.

Is this the most appropriate spot?

It's so cute.

I'm not watching you worry about appropriate pot.

I don't know.

My mom's right there, though. It's kind of weird.

I say it's okay.

Okay. And that's an order.

Yes, ma 'am.

Do you care if I fuck your mom, bro?

I mean, yeah, I guess I'll fuck your mom.

That was really kind.

Are you liking that song?

Oh, God.

Oh my gosh, your mom's mouth feels so good.

Your mom's mouth feels really good.

Fuck I hate button

Your mom's pussy is so fucking tight.

Oh, yeah. I see that letter.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh God, he can find us.

Have a nice day. Mom, why are you saying stuff like that? I don't know.

Compliments. Everyone loves compliments.

I love the comments on it. I mean,

it's been a crazy day. We were fighting, and now we're kissing.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

excuse us. Let's hear it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, your mom's ass is so fat.

Mom,

careful. You're getting close to my dick right now.

That's actually really hot.

You just touched my dick a little.

It's fine.

Here, let me bite you.

Yes. Here.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Yeah, keep pumping it like that.

Oh, my money gun.

Are you watching me?

Yes. I'm so proud of you.

Mom, what are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Bye.

Have a great year.

Look at you like this.

This is a good angle.

Look at my sun stick.

Look at the veins on that thing.

Oh my

god.

Oh, you're so good.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, strong, yes.

Oh, yes,

yes, yes.

Oh. I just had a little extra wetness. It's fine. Keep looking at her.

You like it.

You like it.

Yeah, I didn't like when your mommy told me that. Yeah.

Yes, you do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

What are you doing?

She knows what she's doing. I don't know what to say.

Yeah?

Your mom does too.

Did you hear that?

I don't know. You should give it a try.

Oh.

You'd like to hear that?

They're still a little nervous.

I know.

Respectful.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're fucking, you're so good.

Maybe we should 69.

Oh, that's hard.

We should take bottom.

I don't know, what do you think?

I'll take bottom. Okay.

Come sit on my face.

Get in there.

Are my balls getting on your face?

It's okay, though.

I'll just take care of them from here.

It does make my dick harder when you suck my balls like that.

I like to hear that.

That's so good.

What are you doing?

Mom, what are you doing?

Keep going.

Don't think about it. That does feel kind of good, though.

Oh, wow.

Just put me back in.

Are you sure? Yeah.

You want to go back in?

Okay.

Oh, wow.

I think it wants to go back in my mouth.

Don't worry, I got it handled a little bit now.

It does feel pretty good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That feels really good.

Maybe we can switch sticks just for now.

I'm definitely very interested in doing that.

Maybe. Yeah.

You know you wanted to pull mom's mouth.

Don't lie.

You wanted it so bad.

That's how you look.

I'm so curious.

He did say it was really good.

Yeah, what do you think?

Yeah, it's really good.

Oh, I'm missing out.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Yes, you're dead.

Oh.

It feels too bad.

Oh my god. It's as if you're getting fucked by your feet.

You're exaggerating. I know.

He's got a good cock. So nice.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck me just like this. I can't watch pussy like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, baby.

You keep going just like that.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Keep bugging me just like that.

Yes. Oh, my God. You fucker pussy.

All right, if we're going to get married, we've got to do it soon.

Oh, yeah, that's a really good point.

Okay. We should probably blow our mouths all over our mom's faces.

Get out of here.

We only have the venue for so long. I mean, this is your bachelor party.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good boy.

Good boy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

yes.

I'm feeling good, Mommy. Are you guys ready for another load? Yeah.

Yeah,

I guess it was more fun than I expected.

Yeah, right? Like, do we have to get married or can we just keep fucking you

guys? Yeah. I mean, we've reserved it.

You gotta get married.

Fine. But you still have to fuck me, Mom.

Yeah, we can definitely still do that.

Alright, you know, just remember, don't tell our wife.

Oh, come on, no.

We would never.

Unless he did something bad.

Just kidding.

You've been down here a while.

Oh!

What are you doing?

maybe just one wedding bed.