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Sweetie, what are you doing?

You're going to be late for work.

Yeah,

I'm not going to go today.

Look, I have to set the health alarm and you need to be out of here. What do you

mean you're not going to go to work? What are you doing?

Look, I'm jerking off.

What are you doing?

Jerking off? Come on, you're going to lose your job. Don't you care about your

job? I don't really like it anyway.

I'll just find another job.

Look, you need to care more about your job, okay?

Look, I'm supposed to be going out with your dad, and I need to get you out of

this house. You're going to have to start being more responsible.

Mom, just relax.

Go away with that, then. Now your father's calling, and I have to deal

this.

Hello?

Hey, sweetie.

I just... I... Yeah.

Yeah, I know.

I know, baby. I just... I'm dealing with your... I'm dealing with your son

right now. He hasn't left the house.

Yeah, I know, I know. That's what I told him.

He's gonna end up losing his job.

He's really hard to deal with. I just got my hands full. I'm sorry. I can't

right now.

Yeah.

Well, why don't you invite him then?

I might be a little bit late. I think maybe if you just order

an appetizer for me. I'm sorry.

Can you hold on a second?

What are you doing?

You can't do this.

You promised you weren't going to do this again.

What?

What was that?

Traffic is just going to be so bad. Maybe we shouldn't even go. Maybe we

just go without me.

Hold on, baby. Hold on just a second.

You really, you can't do this again.

Come on, run within your mouth, please.

I know you want to.

Look, I think traffic is just really bad.

Are you sure I have to be there? You're going to get the promotion without me.

Alright, well, you're gonna have to wait for me because I need to get him out of

the house.

You know, your son is something else. He's... Look, baby, I

can't talk right now. I gotta, you know... I gotta deal with him, okay?

Yeah.

You know, he's just a troublemaker. We gotta make sure he keeps his job.

Okay, I really gotta go now. I got my hands full with him.

Yeah.

Okay, baby. Bye.

Oh, you can't be doing that.

I can't be long.

And you can't either. I can't let you lose your job. Your father will kick you

out of the house.

If that's what you want, I can do it.

Thank you.

That's exactly what you should do.

You've always been good at it.

You can do anything you want to do.

Well, I think that's wonderful.

See, I thought we were going to get out of school.

Well, if you think that's going to get you a promotion, I think you should do

it.

I don't hear anything.

All right, well, let's talk about this later, okay? I gotta go.

I'm just running around the house. There's a lot of things I gotta get done

before I go.

It's way too much.

when I get there.

Just order me an appetizer, okay?

And tell your boss I said hi.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna blame me being late on him, okay?

you soon bye oh my god you almost just

got me in trouble oh that was so