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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage. You are not going to believe

this, that was Channel 9, they just offered me a job.

They don't care about the stuff you said?

I'm a loose can and that's what they love about me.

Poverty is just a state of mind.

No, it's eating butter sandwiches and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma.

Hola, Georgie.

Eres el gringo que trato mal a mi nieto.

How about when we disagree I bring in Mr. McAllister to be the tiebreaker?

Counteroffer. Go.

When we need a tiebreaker.

It's my abuela.

Now, if you'll turn to the earnings report.

Ain't it a little early for numbers?

Hey, you agreed to a monthly partners meeting.

I didn't agree. I got outvoted.

Does she really got to be here?

Let's put it to a vote.

Yeah. Abuela?

Si.

Another tough loss for you.

Let's just move on.

Yeah, he's always grumpy in the morning.

I'm not.

Well, only because it's 7 a .m. This was the only time Abuela was available.

She don't work.

No, but she has water aerobics at 8, so let's keep this moving.

What's next?

You tell us your plan to get new clients.

Who said I have a plan?

It's on the agenda.

You knew I wasn't going to read that when you gave it to me.

What'd she say?

She's excited to hear your ideas.

Fine. You want an idea? I joined the Medford Springs Country Club.

Why? A lot of deals get made there. Good place to meet potential clients.

You play golf?

No, but I can learn.

The ball's just sitting there waiting for you to hit it. How hard can it be?

Let me get this straight.

You want to use company money so you can hang out at a country club?

Where I'll make more company money.

Abuela.

No. I can get you in anytime you want to use the pool, the steam room, jacuzzi.

See?

Tough loss for you.

So, Mandy, you ready to get back to work?

Definitely. I feel bad leaving Cece. Oh, don't worry. She and I are going to

have so much fun, she won't even know you're gone.

Wow. You always know just the wrong thing to say.

I can show her your picture and tell her this is the lady who picked work over

you.

Says a guy who never picked work over anything.

What can I say? I put family first.

Hey, y 'all. Hey, what's with the golf clubs?

My dad's old set. I'm going to learn how to play.

Why? Rich guys play golf. I'm going to be a rich guy.

Ergo, I better get to it.

Ergo? It's a word.

I know. I'm just surprised you know.

You want to learn to play golf? I could teach you.

You play?

It's been a while, but yeah.

You're bull. She's a tough teacher.

You are a lousy student.

Bend your knees. Straighten your arm. Loosen your grip. Keep your head still.

Turn your head. Follow through. Pick one for God's sake.

If you'd focused more on your lessons instead of your outfits, you could have

been great.

Well, looking cute was important. I thought I was going to meet my future

husband on the golf course.

Instead, you met him at a laundromat.

And I noticed her outfit.

Head down.

Arms straight.

Feet shoulder -width apart.

Don't overthink it.

First time anyone's ever said that to me.

Give it a try.

You're swinging with your arm.

It's all about the hip. Here, watch mine.

I'd rather not.

What's your problem?

You're my mother -in -law. I like to pretend you don't have hips.

Don't be a baby.

Watch.

Dang!

Did you see how I rotated my hip?

The ones you don't have yet.

Give it a shot.

Nice.

That felt better.

You're a good teacher.

Thank you. You're a good student.

Another thing no one's ever said.

George, do you really think joining a country club is going to help build your

business?

I've been charming the Sox off folks since kindergarten.

Might as well aim my natural charisma at people with money.

Oh, my God.

Just playing.

All right.

There you go.

I knew this was going to be easy.

You think so?

Do it again.

Okey -dokey.

I don't see it.

Look down.

Found it.

All right, this time swing slow, keep your head down, your left arm straight,

and try not to sway.

What's going on?

I forgot everything after swing slow.

I'm glad you had a good time.

It was fun.

I forgot how much I love the game.

And Georgie actually took to it, unlike his wife.

Look at you, a 20 -year -old grudge. That's impressive.

I was thinking maybe we should join the country club.

You're kidding, right?

We're not country club people.

I am.

What does that mean?

Don't make me hurt your feelings.

Why would I join? I don't even golf.

Well, you're not too old to learn.

No, but I'm too old to want to learn.

It's not just golf. There's a swimming pool, tennis.

It's a good place to make new friends.

I don't need new friends. I already got plenty.

Name them.

We're not joining the country club.

Fine, I hear you. Thank you.

Good night.

Night.

You're doing it anyway, aren't you?

Then you say you're too old to learn.

What'd you think?

Well, I do like the idea of saying the club.

Where you going? The club. Where you eating? The club. What you having?

Club sandwich.

You know a sandwich is fancy when it's got a third piece of bread.

So, how much does it cost to join?

Don't matter. The whole thing's a tax write -off. And you know that for a

Well, I know I can write it off. If I get away with it, it's a different

Well, it's probably good for my job, too. And for Cece. I could...

Take her to the pool, teach her to swim.

What?

Just thinking my dad taught me to swim by throwing me in the deep end and

saying, don't drown.

Yeah, we're not doing that.

Good, because I almost died.

Morning. Morning, me.

That's why I'm mad.

Sorry, what's up?

Because of you, Audrey wants to join some country club.

What? No, the club was going to be our thing.

They can be members, too.

But one of the perks of the club is that they're not in it.

Morning.

You look nice.

Thank you. I'm going to go check out the country club.

Happy?

Don't worry.

You don't have to come.

We're going to check it out, too.

We can all go together.

Happy?

This is the dining room, open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Great.

What's your policy on guests? You know, like business clients or grandmothers of

co -workers?

Guests are welcome as long as they're accompanied by a member.

So, sign us up.

Me as well.

You too, I can take care of today, Miss McAllister. I'll need your husband to

come down and fill out the paperwork.

He's not interested. It'll just be me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Membership is actually reserved for men.

So, wait, I can't be a member?

Well, as a spouse, you'd be an auxiliary member.

Auxiliary?

That's a good word, huh? Right up there with ergo.

You're going to let this yokel be a member and not me?

Hi, I ain't no dang yokel.

See?

I'm sorry, ma 'am. Men only. It's club policy.

That's... Outrageous.

Amanda, let's go. Hold on. Do auxiliary members have access to the pool, the

steam room, and the bar?

And child care.

Yeah, sign us up.

Since when do you watch wrestling?

George, you got me into it.

Well, I've been trying to get you to watch football with me for years.

Nobody hits anyone over the head with a chair in football.

Well, who cares? It's fake.

Must you suck the joy out of everything?

It's not that big a deal.

Of course it is. It's totally sexist. What's going on?

The club won't let Mrs. McAllister join without you.

Men only. Can you believe it?

So Manny can't join either? Oh, no, I'm in. My husband's a member.

You are just loving this, aren't you? You called Georgie a yokel.

Oh, please. It's one of the nicest things I've called him.

You know what?

If it's so important to you, I'll go down there and sign a sign.

Oh, my husband's going to fix my problems.

Thank God there's a man around to solve everything for poor little me.

That was the idea.

You're this guy now?

Shh. You don't talk when someone's putting. It's bad etiquette.

Etiquette? I golf.

Ergo, I say etiquette.

Can you even name one famous golfer?

Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack.

Happy Gilmore.

Oh, and the guy who invented lemonade and tea. Arnold Palmer.

Yep. I was thinking Shirley Temple, but I knew that wasn't right.

Hey.

I didn't think you were working today.

I needed to get out of the house.

She's still mad?

That we live in a Texas society where men get everything? Nah, she's over it.

You really need to belong to that stupid place.

Heck yeah. I went last night for a drink, ended up chatting with the guy

owns the Chevy dealership.

Really? That could be huge for us.

Still think I should quit?

No, I guess it's a smart play.

Ruben.

Coming.

Tell Mrs. McAllister I have a woman partner.

She'll like that.

Okay, Cece's down. I'm off to work.

That feels good to say.

Well, it is 1996 when a woman can have it all.

Except membership to a golf club.

Hey, I'm just trying to be a supportive wife.

Fine,

you're right.

It's incredibly unfair.

So you'll quit?

You know, I would, but good for Georgie's business. Cece can learn to

Plus, they make incredible margaritas.

You are such a hypocrite.

Yeah, and that's what the margaritas are for.

Oh, and by the way, you didn't care about women's rights until you didn't

what you wanted.

That is not true.

I was the first girl in my class to wear pants to high school.

Oh, so brave.

It was a big deal. I got sent home to change.

As you can see, we're not quite as big as your last station, but we like to

think of ourselves as a scrappy underdog.

Well, I'm scrappy. You want me to chase a tornado? I will chase a tornado.

Short skirt, a lot of wind. That'll get us some ratings.

As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality.

Thank you. But if you wanted to, I'd be very okay with it.

And just so you know, at Channel 7, I did do more than the weather. Sometimes

would go out in the field and do on -location reporting.

Well, we're always open to pitches.

Oh, okay. Well, if you ask, I do have a couple.

Uh, let's see. The adoption fair at the Pound. People love cute animals.

A little soft.

Yeah, no problem. I can do hard -hitting.

Mad cow disease. I don't fully know what it is, but I'm willing to eat a burger

on air and find out.

We're looking for a strong female angle.

That's why we brought you in.

Where's that loose cannon who said God was a woman? She is right here, and she

will keep working on it.

Actually, I did have one more idea.

Hit me.

Did you know that the country club in town is men only?

Really? I know. And as a woman, I am outraged.

Hey, there's my best girl.

Yep. In the kitchen, where I belong.

That ain't what I meant.

Then why am I the one always cooking?

Well, I'd have to guess it's evolution.

Evolution? Yeah, you know, when cave women would get pregnant, they weren't

running around chasing woolly mammoths. They were in the caves cooking.

Seriously? This is why you're incapable of peeling a potato?

Yep, evolution.

Oh, come on, Audrey.

I'm not the bad guy here. No, you're Jim McAllister, and I'm just your wife.

That ain't true.

The house is in your name. The car is in your name. The bank account is in your

name. It don't matter. I'm not going anywhere.

Well, of course you're not going anywhere.

What if I want to go somewhere?

Where are you going?

That is not the point.

I just want to know that I can.

I couldn't even sign up for a stupid golf club. Do you know how small that

me feel?

Yeah, that sucks. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Anything I can do?

Maybe take you out for a nice dinner?

Why don't I take you out for a nice dinner?

Okay, let me change my shirt.

Now I gotta buy him dinner. Boy, I cannot win.

Hello?

In here.

Hey, what's up?

Mom and Dad went out to eat, so I was just trying to figure out dinner.

What you thinking?

Your call.

Lucky Charms of Golden Gramps.

Cereal for dinner. Maybe we are yokels.

How was your first day?

It was good. I really liked my new bar.

Oh, you should bring her to the club.

Funny enough, we are going tomorrow.

I'll see you there. I'm meeting a client.

Maybe you should take him somewhere else.

Why?

Because I'm doing a story on how sexy the club is.

You're kidding. They're going to kick us out. Look, it's not my fault, okay? She

didn't like any of my other ideas, so I had to pitch this one.

How is that not your fault?

Hey, if you're going to attack me, you can pour your own dinner.

I was doing this for my business, for us. I know.

And you said it was going to be good for your job, too. Well, as it turns out,

it is.

Oh, Mandy.

What? You married a loose cannon. Sometimes it's going to go off.

How is everything?

Delicious. Excellent.

Can I get you another margarita? Oh, I probably shouldn't. I'm breaking a big

story today.

Exciting about what?

Oh, you'll see.

Excuse me?

There's a gentleman in the lobby with a camera. Says he's your guest. Thank you.

Actually, I would love to introduce you.

Sure. Do I have anything in my teeth?

No. Great.

Really gonna miss this place.

Callister coming to you from the Medford Springs Country Club, where in 1996,

their policy still prohibits women from becoming members.

I know. I was shocked, too.

Sure, they have a beautiful golf course and excellent facilities and delicious

margaritas with just the right amount of salt on the rim.

But that doesn't make up for their sexist, antiquated rules, which is why

calling on all the women out there.

If change is going to happen, it has to start at home. If we don't get what we

want, they don't get what they want. That's right. No membership for us, no

for them. No membership, no sex.

No membership, no sex.

Say it with me, sisters.

No membership, no sex.

No membership, no sex. What happened to just doing the weather? No membership,

no sex.