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Station. Station.

Pressure in the belt cell.

Open up low main vent.

Low main vent.

Low negative C.

Low negative C.

Low main course 270.

38 course 270.

Aye aye sir.

Everybody attack scope.

That's a Scrooge bearing one, three, four, coming up the fair.

Take it down. Go come down.

All right, Scrooge, you're going to fire quickly.

Dude, one, two, four, arms up.

Good hunting there, Tiger Shark. You got us.

I roger that.

Thank you much, soldier.

Okay, gentlemen, we just beat a nuke.

Yeah!

Yokohama, here we come!

I did one hell of a job on this last operation.

You said it.

I tell you, I thought they had us there. You did. You thought they had us.

Hey, you see that chick there?

Yeah. I fucked that chick for a month the other day. Get the fuck out of here.

You don't know who that is.

Hey,

that's my towel.

It was, kid.

Woo -hoo, snappy title.

You know, this retirement, I don't know.

I couldn't go on another shift.

Just couldn't.

Start all over again.

It's too much.

I'm too attached to this one.

You know, the Navy's really taking a loss by losing a person like you.

I'm glad you think so. I don't think the Navy cares.

Hey, guys, look what I got.

A chocolate cream pie.

Hey, look at this. Cookie made us a chocolate cream pie. Made it myself.

Made it himself. Look at that.

A very, very charming chocolate cream pie. Yeah. Very heavy, too, you know?

Yeah. Boy, isn't he a swell guy?

Nice pie, huh? Yeah, but you know something, Cookie? What? There's

wrong with this. There's nothing wrong with that pie. What's wrong with it?

There's something wrong. You know what's wrong with this? What? Cookie, it

doesn't stick very... Sorry,

Randy.

It's my last liberty.

Speaking about your last liberty, Chief, if you don't mind me asking.

Are you?

Well, that's part of my retirement, yeah. I'm planning on asking her, well,

not asking her, just getting her and my daughter to come back to the States with

me. Well, look, Mark, if there's anything I can do to personally help

There's nothing more to be done.

It's up to me now.

Listen, Chief, before you take off, I want to break out something from the

captain's medicinal locker, if you know what I mean. You better, you better.

Hey, man, that's my pie you ruined. I cooked it for you. Oh, yeah, that's

all right. I made mistakes. Well, thanks a lot. I hope you don't take offense.

I'll try myself.

You know what I mean? Always make a mistake. I'll take offense. But you...

Straight up?

No ginger ale.

Today we simulated a Soviet submarine whiskey class.

So, since we're not drinking vodka and we're drinking scotch, still, nastrovje.

You better watch that stuff.

Hey, what the hell's going on here?

Shaving, sir. My fucking pie. Excuse me, sir.

Shaving? Shaving, sir.

Shaving.

Yes, sir, shaving.

Shaving. Shaving, sir.

You know, we're going to be pulling into port pretty soon.

I'd hate to see any of you guys stuck on the boat with me.

Excuse me, sir, but I'd hate to see anybody stuck on the boat with a

too, sir.

I'd suggest you shut your mouth, Petty Officer.

Yes, sir.

Carry on.

Aye, aye, sir.

It should have been in your eyes, sir.

Jim, I have a Miss Anne Henley from Stars and Stripes newspaper coming

tomorrow for final inspection.

One thing I tell you, make her feel one of the crew, show her anything in this

tub she wants to see, and have a good time.

Aye, aye, sir.

This is the periscope.

When things get hot, it goes up.

What's this wheel for back there?

Oh, that's the directional control.

It steers from down here then.

That's right, that's right.

I don't need a rear view mirror to set me right.

At any rate, it's...

It's kind of claustrophobic in here, you know?

Hi, Max.

Sometimes we're down here for months at a time.

No one to talk to.

Let's get off of those.

Oh, yeah, I guess we will, aren't we?

I mean, I get stuck here, as I said, months at a time.

Not even seeing a woman.

Oh, beautiful girl.

It must be hard.

What?

It was Dr. Moulton.

They called me Jim.

I don't know his business. I just don't know.

How long?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, it's been so long.

Oh, yeah.

Take me there.

Oh, you're great.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you're great.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you're a good recorder.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, it's hot in here.

Yeah.

Just for the occasion, huh?

Well, this is my favorite part of reporting.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're so tight.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, you're so exciting.

I'll never forget this.

The heartache feels so good in me.

Use that cut. Squeeze.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

That's right.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh 65 degrees up bubble. Oh yeah.

Oh man.

Oh, man.

O blow, main ballast!

Konnichiwa, Mark -san.

Hello, Jennifer.

Won't you come in?

Have a seat.

Can I, uh, get you something?

A drink?

I have cognac.

That'll be fine.

It's been

a long time.

You look well.

You look well, too.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

We've shared too much together. We're talking like strangers.

I've missed you.

You're right.

Come on, let's rekindle.

Let's go do what we did when we first met.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Yeah, I know, but I know this restaurant.

Oh, this way, this way. There's a great bar up this way. They have some Chinese

food. And don't you read all the signs on all the doors and all the bars around

here? Off limits to all American military personnel. You'll go to jail,

They didn't say anything about nice offices.

Does that make it okay?

We're going to jail.

We're going to fucking jail.

um

I don't know about you, Schwabies, but I don't plan on spending the rest of my

frickin' time in this stupid jail.

Blow me.

Dealer? Dealer?

I know my rights according to the UCMJ, and I want a last piece, and I want him

fucking now.

You want your rights?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, in this brig, you don't have any rights.

Is that so?

You see this cigar?

Why don't you take this cigar and stick it straight up your fucking ass?

My, my.

Come a little closer.

Knew what I was doing all along, boys.

Let her at it. Let her at it.

Whoa.

There's your rights, baby.

Way to go, Randy.

Whoa. How about letting go there, lady?

I beg your pardon? How about letting go? Hey, Sarge, how about some cooperation

here?

Acknowledge. Acknowledge. That's a fellow buddy of mine there. Don't worry,

Corporal. I'll take care of this.

What's your fucking problem? My problem is that your fellow officers grabbed my

buddy's balls.

And you've got four witnesses to testify to that. I don't think it's going to

look good on the paperwork.

Sarge, I really don't want to go above this. I have to go to my CO and report

this.

I'm sure you're aware of who my commanding officer is.

Yes, yes.

I'll remind you right now, Captain Peters.

Peters, that is, is here.

Okay, sailor, speak up. What do you want?

Well, first of all, I want this report here diminished, and I want to come out

here and I want to settle this for you two alone.

It may be a little more intimate facility.

Oh, an intimate facility, huh?

Yeah. So what's it going to be?

Is it true what they say about women Marines?

About them being called bands?

Broad -ass Marines?

Pretty fucking arrogant for somebody who just got out of jail.

Yeah, well, you should have... You should have saw me in jail.

I bet.

What about the story behind Lady MPs?

About how they like to stick together?

What gives you that idea?

Oh, I've been doing a lot of investigating.

Well, we've been doing a little investigating of our own.

You know what they say about sailor boys, especially those stuck on a

Don't bend over in the shower and pick up a bar of soap.

Well, that might be the story you heard.

But I'd like to prove you ladies wrong right here in this facility.

Hmm?

I tell you what.

I'll blow your whistles.

If you blow my...

Well,

girls, it's $13, man.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

Thank you.

Good. That's good.

You are in the right spot.

Good.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

But you've got it under control.

I feel like you're going to have an inspection.

See you later, people.

I like when a woman comes to me.

Yeah.

You never had Japanese Gyozandi, pal?

No, but I had chop suey once.

Oh, I take a lot of good care of you.

Take off those.

In the States, it's what we call touring with them.

Oh, why not?

We had to pay for the last round in that place.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Brought some lighter fluid, I see.

Have a seat.

You like blowjobs?

Never had one.

I'll take off clothes now.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Give him another shot. I can wait a minute. I think he needs one right now,

quickly. I do.

Maybe one more.

Yeah.

Meanwhile...

Can you eat me?

You do this before... A girlfriend back home.

You do very good.

While you pretend now, it's only squash time.

Yeah.

You say so.

Oh, I have to meet your doggy now.

Can I have some more, please?

You're awful pretty, you know that?

Thank you.

I ain't so good at that.

She's kind of pretty, too, huh?

You ain't saying much today.

Submarine service?

I suppose you do a lot of diving.

Yep.

Real deep, too.

I couldn't see it any other way.

What is it, the bell?

No, it's a torpedo.

Shoot it in there.

All right, kid, are we really supposed to be down here? Oh, sure.

Mama -san and Papa -san aren't home.

Here, shoot.

Don't worry, you're standing good.

I think we had a little too much to drink, you know what I mean? Oh, no, I

stock it all the time.

Yeah, stock it.

Say what, kid?

How about some gum?

Gum! Oh, come on. Let's get to it. It's 1985.

And I can get my own gum.

Holy shit.

What are you gonna do?

You wanna... Action, sailor boy.

Mama sun and papa sun are gone.

Oh.

You sure that Mama -san, Papa -san, they ain't coming home?

I mean, no way they ain't coming home, right?

Because you're getting a little carried away.

Are you sure you ain't never done this before?

No, I've never done this before, but I watch American X -rated movies.

You mean you watch those things too?

Oof.

Ooh.

just like American 3 -H film.

Thank you.

um um

Bye.

oh oh

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, God.

I thought it meant you liked my mustache.

No, no, no.

Very mushy.

But what can I do?

She's an adult.

She's 18.

My God.

I can't believe she's 18 years old.

I miss so much of her life.

Oh, and whose fault is that?

Your plans to come over here never came to pass.

I want to change that. I want to bring both of you to the States with me.

We'll put her in a good school. Everything will be great.

Mark, no.

That will not work.

Why not? I have the money. I'll pay for everything.

Mark, she is a businesswoman.

Do you know what I mean?

What? Do I have to draw you a picture?

How could you let her do that?

How could I let her? What else is a girl like her to do?

She's looked down upon?

Her father's an American sailor.

What the hell do you think I was when we first met? I tried to change that.

Oh, how?

A few dollars every now and then?

Mark, you gave me the only thing that I ever really loved in my life.

And now I have to sit back and watch her go through the same route that I did.

You think it was easy for me all those years, knowing I had a daughter here?

A daughter I spent hardly any time with?

Maybe if I was around, I could have done something. Oh, and do something that I

couldn't do?

Yeah.

It's nobody's fault.

Jennifer, I'm still in love with you.

I want both of you with me in the States.

Sure. So you can leave us both behind while you go out to sea.

Screw with that, right? It's all over.

Let's start again.

Mark. You would have said that to me ten or twelve years ago.

My answer might have been different.

Jennifer, please.

Don't make me beg for a likely both point.

I do love you.

But too much time has passed.

I'm not going to take an open answer.

I'm going to wire you the money.

The second I get to Crisco, we'll have a wonderful life, the three of us.

Okay, okay.

I'll consider it.

I'll consider it.

What's on?

Yeah, samurai.

Samurai? Samurai. Like the sword upstairs?