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Oh, okay.

And this is from your wife regarding your birthday, Jonathan.

Okay, that's very funny.

Well, I don't think it's supposed to be funny.

This is, you know, I'm supposed to be happy about it.

You're trying to tell me that my wife is giving me permission to have sex with

someone? As a birthday gift?

Well, just this one time.

And not just someone.

Me.

Fortieth big one.

And you're in on this?

Well, obviously.

Okay, alright, you know what? I'm going to call you bluff.

When and where?

Just today.

After work, I'm off to bed.

Happy birthday, Ryan.

Hey, honey.

No, yeah, she's right here.

Are you serious about this?

Like, this is not some sort of, like, oh, and you, like, this is... Oh,

okay. Yeah, no, I mean, I just, I don't, why did you assume I'd be open to it?

Yeah, well, of course, of course I am.

Yeah, okay.

Um, alright, yeah, I love you too.

Don't worry, I'm gonna take really good care of him.

Okay, talk to you soon.

Bye.

This is crazy, right?

Is it?

You've been a good boy all these years.

And now you're being rewarded for it.

With me.

I can't hold you with that logic.

Do you like puff?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Let me help you out.

What?

Don't be.

No.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

It should have been over for me.

Thank you.

I'm so glad your wife agreed.

Yeah, me too.

Thank you for watching.

Thank you.

Fuck.

Fuck

my

face.

Fuck Fuck on the fucking

That's what I wanted. Uh -huh.

Fuck.

Oh,

God, yeah.

God, I've done well this year.

Fuck yes.

Fuck that good.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck!

Fuck yeah Fuck

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.