All language subtitles for Wife Swap - Missa X - MissaX

That's the best workout I've had at yoga
class in a long time.

God, the teacher is incredible.

Why were you in the back row?

I told you to be up front with me.

Excuse me?

That's the most ridiculous thing I've
heard you say all day.

So you're embarrassed.

In the front row.

You think you're too old to do yoga?

Are you kidding me?

I don't even know what to say to that.

Look at you.

You're a beautiful woman.

Well, Nietzsche said that age is a state
of mind.

How do you take your tea?

One lump of sugar or two?

to the next

You just barge in on Missa like that.

Oh, I mean, Missa and I had a lovely
time today.

I mean, I had a good time with your
mother today.

Sweetheart!

You kissed me on my cheek.

None of my lips, darling.

Yes, good boy.

Well,

we had lunch.

We went to yoga class.

And why don't you hand me Mrs. Night
Lingerie behind you?

Good.

Oh, am I talking about myself in the
third person?

Silly.

Well, darling, I need to put this on. Do
you mind if you give me some privacy?

Look at the wall if you must.

Darling?

While you're looking at the wall, I
think I should be honest with you about

something.

I worry that you're going to be angry
with me.

But there's just no way of getting
around heaven. You're going to find out

way or another.

You know, I never really did approve of
your wife.

I mean, I never really... Darling, what
I'm trying to say is...

I've been interested... than body
swapping for some time.

You do love your mother, don't you?

Well, how would you like it if you had
your mother with you for your entire

life?

Imagine, darling, your mommy, who loves
you more than anybody else,

is with you forever.

Doesn't that sound lovely?

You're looking at your mommy right now.

Don't be scared, sweetheart.

I'm your mother.

And I'm in your wife's body.

And she's in mine.

And it's irreversible.

Now I know that you and Misa have had
your fight.

If you aren't completely compatible, but
you are compatible with your mommy, I

would say you and I share this home
together.

This beautiful home that you built.

And we'll be happy together.

I know you're confused.

But I think you'll learn to like it.

I'll give you permission to use my body
if you'd like.

Do you understand what I mean, darling?

For your marital needs?

What do I mean?

Yes, I'm your mother.

I'm your mother in spirit and soul.

But I have the DNA of Nessa.

Your wife.

The body of your wife.

You still have babies, darling.

Doesn't that sound lovely?

Don't be afraid.

Stay.

Stay.

Do you want to kiss mommy on the mouth?

Yes, baby.

Well, maybe that's for later then.

Oh, you're still nervous, darling.

I promise you're going to get used to
it.

You're not so mad at Mommy, are you?

You can't be mad at me forever.

Where does my little boy smile?

Come on.

Come on, honey. Show it to me.

Oh, so pouty.

My wife keeps her body in such shape.

How old is she?

Your wife, of course. How old is she?

Well, I know her birthday's in August,
but how old is she?

25? 30?

I want to know how many years I have
left.

You know, my body was sick.

Aren't you happy that I have so many
years left?

With your wife's toenail color choice.

Brad, how trappy.

I'll have to fix that right away.

Why don't you have a garden outside?

Mommy loves to garden.

Your wife doesn't garden.

There's so many things we need to
change.

You know, to make Mommy more at home.

Stop talking about her. I told you she's
fine.

She's just a little shot.

No need to file a missing persons
report.

It's ridiculous.

Knowing your wife, she's probably going
to pout in my house for a couple days.

She'll get used to the idea.

You know how long it took me to learn
how to transfer?

That's what they call it, darling.

It took me 30 years to learn how to do
it correctly.

And it's irreversible.

You know, your wife doesn't have time to
learn how to do it.

She doesn't have much time left,
actually.

Maybe five years, ten at the most.

How tragic it is that women get old.

Darling, you know?

You stop being so cranky.

to be a little sweeter to your mommy.

I'll teach you how to do it when your
body gets too old.

You and I could live together forever.

You think, honey?

Well,

if you want to be stubborn, that's fine.

I was just trying to go to sleep,
darling.

I found your wife has this little toy
and decided to try it out.

Travelite.

I found in the little girl's closet.

Looks like she has some taste after all.

Tell mommy she looks pretty.

You know what's funny?

I get really horny and I can get wet.

It's been 20 years since I've been able
to get wet.

Isn't that incredible?

So youthful.

I feel so hot.

Look at me. Look at me.

Tell me I look hot.

You know, being hot has nothing to do
with this young shell of a body.

It has everything to do with my state of
mind.

Mommy has always been hot.

Don't you agree?

Come on, honey.

Make your mommy feel good?

It feels really good.

You didn't think that we're getting
along better?

You're liking the idea of your mommy
living with you forever?

Why?

Today, you only mentioned your wife one
time.

Are you getting used to the idea of her
being gone?

Oh, baby.

This feels really good.

Tell me.

Even though I'm in her body, tell me I
wear it better.

Tell me about your mommy. Where is it
better?

So soft and silky.

So luxurious.

Would you come and snuggle with your
mommy today?

Do you have to stay at the edge of the
bed?

You know?

I used to like to snuggle you when you
were a little boy.

Hold you up against my breasts.

Come on, baby.

Don't be so mean.

You're hard.

You are.

You have a little erection, baby. Look
at that.

Why don't you let Mommy take care of it?

I'll even let you call me by your wife's
name.

What do you say?

Let Mommy take care of it.

Let me be your wife.

I want to make you come.

Come on, honey.

I'll just use my hands.

I'll use my mouth.

Don't make me take it.

You know mommy will take it.

I always get what I want, don't I?

And wear her skin like it belongs to me
already.

Come on, baby.

Don't be so blue.

Let mommy make you feel better.

Give me a chance. I can show you that I
can be a good wife.

And a mother, of course.

You'll have the best of both worlds.

That sounded amazing.

Well, even though your lips are telling
me no.

How does it feel?

My fingers sliding around your cock.

Does it feel different?

Feel different than when she touches
you?

bath, doesn't it?

I know, my boy.

I know exactly how to touch you.

Ah, yes.

It's comforting and erotic, isn't it?

Ooh, and just how you would lay on my
lap when you were a boy, and I would rub

your back, and your penis would press in
between my thighs.

what you did, baby.

I know you liked it.

Ah, mixing a mother's loving touch.

Mmm, with eroticism.

I know you're horny, baby.

I know you want it, don't you?

nice to your mommy.

Stop resisting.

Let me take it.

Let me have you.

Don't resist, baby.

Give it to me.

Put it inside of my pussy. Don't resist.

No. No.

Let mommy take it.

Just feel mommy's pussy petals.

Feel them slide up and down your cock.

Feel the wetness and the warmth.

You can never say no to your mommy, can
you?

Never deny your mommy happiness, can
you, my love?

I want you inside of me.

to do to make mommy feel good.

of mommy's pussy.

You can do it, won't you, baby?

Let me show you what mommy can do.

happy together.