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You look gorgeous, darling.

My stepson Anthony is so lucky to marry you.

Do you think he's going to like the dress?

Of course he's going to love the dress.

God, you look so much like me when I was your age.

Mom. Baby, get out. You're not supposed to see me in my dress. It's bad luck.

We have a situation.

What is it?

The venue is double booked.

No, it's not.

No. I have the reservation for 3 p .m.

We've got to figure something out. Okay, turn around, Anthony. We're going to go

figure it out. Get him out of here. Get him out. I'm handling it, babe.

It's Dustin's big day. I can't believe it's finally here.

How are you feeling?

I'm super excited.

Yeah.

This is our reservation, our wedding, our 3 p .m. slot.

Um, excuse me?

You're the intruders here. This is our reservation.

Our venue? We're already set up.

I don't know. I think you need to check the contract.

Henderson wedding?

Well, I think if you look, you'll see it's the Hayes -King wedding.

Okay. I think you need to leave before this gets ugly.

Look at you.

Desperate. Can't even hang on to a wedding venue?

You're a pathetic cunt.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh my god! Do not look!

I mean, really?

You didn't do anything?

Your booth fell out.

This isn't over, slut.

Hey, uh, sorry about that, man.

Dude, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing. I didn't expect it. to escalate to that

degree.

Me either.

Yeah, my mom's pretty involved in my life, I'm not going to lie. She really

wants me to get married.

Yeah, likewise.

They want to put the family pressure on us, and it's not exactly what I want.

Telling me, like, I like my girlfriend, but it's only been a year. I don't know.

Yeah, right? Yeah. It just seems a little, I don't know, forced, I guess.

my girlfriend's really hot, you know, and we can get pretty crazy in bed, you

know what I mean? Yeah.

But, like, I don't know. When you think about it, like, forever and ever, in

sickness and in health, it's a bit of a commitment, if you ask me. It's heavy.

Too much. It's not that heavy.

Oh, hey, Mom. You guys done getting into it?

Obviously, yeah.

Alright, alright.

Well, you never know.

So, um, who's getting married?

Uh, yeah, we have made a decision, and neither of us are.

What?

Yeah, no.

We're not gonna fight anymore.

No. And we'll be head.

Okay, I mean, that's great and all, but I just think, like, you know, him and I

kind of agree that the idea of, you know, just... Having one vagina for, you

know, forever and ever, you know, so that's the worst part. It's kind of

you know? Yeah, it's a lot, mom.

Yeah. I mean, if that is all it's about, then I think we can help you with that.

A little late.

Yeah. What would you guys have in mind?

You're just looking for some variety?

Yeah. Yeah, sure. Oh,

well, I...

I don't know if you've ever seen it before, but it's right in front of you.

Yeah, and what if this was your bachelor party?

I'm not sure I'm following what you guys are implying.

We all have sex.

Oh, my mom. Yeah, and my mom.

Oh, okay. That's okay.

After you.

Is this more comfortable for you both?

I mean, you could call me a variety if you want to.

Like, right here, right now?

Yeah.

The most appropriate spot?

I'm so cute.

How do you worry about appropriate spots?

I don't know.

My mom's right there, though. It's weird.

I say it's okay.

Okay. And that's an order.

Yes, ma 'am. Mm -hmm.

Do you care if I fuck your mom real? I mean, yeah, I'll get to fuck your mom.

That was really kind.

Are you liking that song?

Smile.

Thank you.

Your mom's mouth feels so good.

Your mom's mouth feels really good too.

I'll help you with the shirt.

Fuck a heat button.

Get that shirt off me.

Dude, your mom's pussy is so fucking tight. Oh, yeah, it's the other.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh!

I mean,

it's been a crazy day. We were fighting and now we're kissing.

Dude,

your mom's ass is so fat.

Mom,

careful. You're a bit close to my dick right now.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, mom.

Oh, you just touched my dick a little.

It's fine.

Mom, what are you doing?

Oh my God.

It actually is really neat where they got it off.

It's only weird if you make it weird.

Thank you so much.

Look at you like this.

This is a good angle.

Look at my thumb stick. Look at the veins on that thing.

Oh, you're so good.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, so strong. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

I just had a little extra wetness.

She tastes so good.

Did you hear that?

I don't know. Maybe you should give it a try.

Oh.

You'd like to hear that?

They're still a little nervous.

I know.

Yeah, I'm on respect for it.

Respect for it. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you're fucking so good.

Oh, my

God.

Maybe you should 69.

Oh, that's hard.

You should take bottom.

I don't know. What do you think?

I'll take bottom. Okay.

Come sit on my face.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

It's okay, though.

I'll just take care of him from here.

It does make my dick harder when you suck my balls like that.

I don't like to hear that.

You might as well do it.

What are you doing?

Mom,

what are you doing?

Get going.

Don't think about it. That does feel kind of good, though.

Oh, wow.

Just put me back in.

Are you sure? Yeah.

You want to go back in?

Okay.

Oh, wow.

I think it wants to go back in my mouth.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That feels really good.

All right. Okay. Maybe we can switch sticks just for a minute. I

am definitely very interested in doing that.

That sounds easy. Yeah. Sure, Mom.

Yeah.

You know he wanted to pull mom's mouth.

Don't lie.

He wanted it so bad.

You know,

I was so curious and he did say it was really good.

Yeah, what do you think?

Yeah, it's really good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Yes, you did.

I know

Oh, I love you.

Yes, just, oh, just, oh, fuck, I'm falling.

Oh, there we go.

You keep going just like that.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes. Keep bugging me just like that.

Yes. Oh my god, you fucker pussy.

I do it soon.

Oh, yeah, that's a really good point.

Oh, hey.

We should, uh, probably blow our uncle over our mom's face and get out of here.

It's true. We only have the venue for so long. I mean, it's your bachelor party.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good boy.

Good boy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God.

I'm feeling his mommy like, am I okay?

Yeah, you guys ready for another load?

Yeah, right? Like, do we have to get married, or can we just keep fucking you

guys? Yeah. I mean, we've reserved it.

You've got to get married.

Fine. But you still have to fuck me, Mom.

Yeah, we can definitely still do that.

All right, you know, just remember, don't tell our wife.

Oh, come on, no.

We would never. Never.

Unless he did something bad.

Just kidding.

What are you doing?