Original subtitles

INSPECTOR: On the day before I was to leave on my vacation,

I was summoned to the Commissioner's office.

Inspector, foreign agents have just stolen our government's secret code book

and I am assigning you to recover it.

But, Commissioner, how about my vacation?

My ship leaves the first thing in the morning.

Shut up and listen.

They have hidden the code book in their embassy

and since we have no legal right to enter the building,

you will have to sneak in.

- But... But, Commissioner? - Now, get going. That's an order!

Yes, sir.

INSPECTOR: Rather than sneak into the embassy,

I decided to casually walk right through the front gate.

Bluff my way, then take them by surprise.

(SCREAMING)

I decided to try the back gate.

(INSPECTOR YELLING)

INSPECTOR: No, no, no. Down, boy. Down, boy.

Down, boy, down.

(DOG BARKING)

Oh, no!

(CAR APPROACHING)

Why don't you look where you're going, you crazy nut?

INSPECTOR: I devised a clever scheme to get rid of the dog,

thereby gaining access to the building.

(SNORING)

Meow. Meow.

Meow. Meow.

Meow! Meow! Meow!

(DOGS BARKING)

This will fix that monster.

(EXPLOSION)

(DOG BARKING)

Now I will swing right into the window, Tarzan-style.

(CRASHES)

That stupid dog won't stop me this time.

(DOG BARKING)

(INSPECTOR YELLING)

INSPECTOR: No, no, down, boy.

(DOG BARKING)

INSPECTOR: Having had little success in going over or around that vicious mongrel,

I decided to tunnel up into the building.

Oh, boy, it's dark inside of here.

I'd better light a match.

INSPECTOR: Mother.

Down, boy! Down, boy! Down!

(DOG BARKING)

(SNORING)

There! And that is that.

The code book must be in there.

(CLICKS)

At last, the code book.

(YIPES)

(DOG BARKING)

Here's the code book, sir. No time to explain.

(DOG BARKING)

(HORN SOUNDING)

Bon voyage, Inspector, have a good vacation.

And don't forget to write.

I will, sir, yes. As soon as I get the chance.

(DOG BARKING)