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INSPECTOR: I was summoned to the Chateau Splendide

to investigate a clever jewel robbery.

The window by which the thief had entered

was a sheer drop of 70 feet to the ground.

I decided to set a trap for the impudent scum.

This beautiful red ruby should be the excellent bait.

However, this priceless sparkling diamond should ha ve even more appeal

to a thief with discriminating taste.

Tasteless swine!

I reasoned that a thief would lea ve some sign of his traces,

unless, of course, he was a ghost.

Who said that? Where are you? Who... Who said...

So, you feathered villain, make a fool of the law, huh?

(CRASHING)

I warn you.

Anything you say may be used against you...

Don't just sit there. Follow that crow!

(CAWING)

That's just a sample of what I'm going to give you,

you bird delinquent!

(INSPECTOR LAUGHING)

I can go anywhere you can go.

(CRASHING)

(GRUMBLING)

(CAWING)

(GRUMBLING)

You winged bandit, I have finally tracked you to your lair, eh?

So, that is where you hide your little nest egg, huh?

Well, we shall see about that.

So trying to assassinate an officer, eh?

Well, your little scheme didn't work!

(HISSING)

(SHRIEKS)

I'll be back!

Mother.

Why, you stupid bird, you're just kidding yourself!

It's just a matter of time before I get my hands around your...

Now I am going to blast your feathers off, one by one.

What's that you're doing?

Why, you thief, you stole the bullets right out of my gun.

Well, take this!

All right, crow, you've forced me to use tear gas.

Remember, you asked for it. So don't come crying to me.

Boom!

(CAWS)

(SOBBING)

All right, all right, don't take it so hard.

Come on, pull yourself together, eh?

Just give me the jewels and I'll drop the charges.

Come on.

Whoever said that the policeman's life is not a happy one was wrong.

(CRYING)

I am happy! I am!

I am happy!

I'm so happy I could kill that bird!