Original subtitles

INSPECTOR: The Paris police force decided to experiment

with the idea of using dogs to track down criminals.

Now, then, Private Bowser, pay strict attention.

When I blow this whistle, you are to obey my commands.

It is a special kind of whistle that dogs only can hear.

Listen.

COMMISSIONER: Inspector!

Quit blowing that whistle!

Oh, sorry, Commissioner, sir. I...

(DOOR SLAMS)

Now this is a shoe belonging to a criminal.

Do you know what to do with it?

No, no, stupid. Use your nose.

(EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH)

The scent, you nincompoop.

Get the scent.

(BARKING)

(YOWLS)

(BARKING)

Come back here, Private Bowser. Come back. Do you hear me?

Well, at least he'll hear this dog whistle.

(DOGS BARKING)

(YOWLS)

(BARKING)

INSPECTOR: In no time at all, we were right back on the culprit's heels.

You stupid mongrel. Won't you ever learn? That's a dummy.

You see, it's just a mannequin.

A worthless. A phony. You see, even this gun is a harmless toy.

Any questions?

(BARKING)

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop, you stupid mutt! Stop!

I'll stop him with the whistle.

INSPECTOR: Undaunted by this temporary mishap,

Private Bowser and I soon picked up the robber's trail.

Halt, Private! Quick, get off the track, you fool.

Do you want to get run over? Come on, you stubborn mutt,

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

before it's too late.

(BARKING)

No dogs allowed on the train.

Quick. Behind these trunks.

(WHISTLING)

The coast is clear, Private. You can come out now.

Not out of there, you idiot.

(BARKING)

Stop! Stop, you fool!

Stop!

Stop!

What's the matter with this door?

(YELLING)

It must be stuck.

(CRASHING)

Don't move.

INSPECTOR: Back at Headquarters, the Commissioner was very pleased

at the way I had handled this case, you know.

It gives me great pleasure to award you this medal

for outstanding service.

Well, it was really, sir, I mean... It was nothing, you know, I...

Congratulation, Private Bowser. I'll just pin this medal on you.

(YELPS)

(COMMISSIONER GROANING)

Stop it, Private Bowser. Stop it.

Do you hear me? Would you please stop it? That's an order. Stop, you stupid mutt.

Leave him alone.

Oh, shut up!

(SNARLING)

You know, I thought he was a police dog.

But he turned out to be a boxer. And a good one, eh?