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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,139 --> 00:00:31,334 INSPECTOR: The most unusual case I have ever handled 2 00:00:31,441 --> 00:00:33,705 concerned the Marquisa de Pouletbon. 3 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:38,238 Every year she held a magnificent charity ball at her chateau. 4 00:00:40,379 --> 00:00:42,972 The Marquisa wore her famous jewelry, 5 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:45,946 including the largest diamond in the world, 6 00:00:46,048 --> 00:00:47,845 the Plymouth Rock. 7 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:50,576 It was my duty to guard this beautiful stone. 8 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,980 I had strict instructions never to let it out of my sight. 9 00:00:54,085 --> 00:00:57,282 Of course, I noted a suspicious movement 10 00:00:57,388 --> 00:01:01,517 and unfortunately took my eye off the jewel, momentarily. 11 00:01:01,656 --> 00:01:04,250 (SCREAMING) 12 00:01:04,391 --> 00:01:05,518 (PEOPLE GASPING) 13 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:10,583 My diamond, it's gone. I've been robbed. Help! Help! 14 00:01:11,094 --> 00:01:14,460 Attention, attention. Madame's diamond has been stolen. 15 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:19,163 And by order of the Department of Police, no one is to leave this room. 16 00:01:21,934 --> 00:01:25,369 No one is to leave this chateau. No one is to leave Paris. 17 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,330 Mail in your names! 18 00:01:28,304 --> 00:01:30,602 INSPECTOR: The Commissioner was waiting for me in his office, 19 00:01:30,705 --> 00:01:33,400 intending to return the jewel safely to his ward. 20 00:01:33,506 --> 00:01:36,441 You had me worried, Inspector. Give me the diamond. 21 00:01:36,775 --> 00:01:38,333 Come, come, tout de suite. 22 00:01:38,442 --> 00:01:41,001 Why, the diamond has been stolen. 23 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:42,537 What? 24 00:01:43,045 --> 00:01:44,808 (INSPECTOR EXCLAIMING) 25 00:01:45,079 --> 00:01:48,741 That was good. That one hurt. 26 00:01:51,015 --> 00:01:54,814 INSPECTOR: I began my search into Madame Pouletbon's past for some clue. 27 00:01:55,117 --> 00:01:58,086 My initial efforts revealed that she had been a chicken plucker, 28 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:02,019 who at the age of 42 inherited 41 million francs. 29 00:02:03,155 --> 00:02:05,953 After mulling it over in my fertile brain, 30 00:02:06,057 --> 00:02:09,514 I decided to start my investigation at the scene of the crime, 31 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:11,217 Madame's chateau. 32 00:02:14,728 --> 00:02:17,696 I thought it strange to be met at the door by a chicken, 33 00:02:17,796 --> 00:02:22,289 but I shrugged it off as a probable reminder of Madame's humble past. 34 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:26,395 During my search for the clues, 35 00:02:26,501 --> 00:02:29,698 I discovered that all of Madame's servants were chickens. 36 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:40,008 Could it be that one of these chickens stole the jewel 37 00:02:40,108 --> 00:02:42,201 to get revenge on Madame? 38 00:02:42,309 --> 00:02:44,674 But no, that theory is too wild. 39 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,403 Where would a chicken hide such a jewel? 40 00:02:46,512 --> 00:02:49,912 They could not possibly commit a crime of this nature. 41 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,848 Or could they? 42 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:57,282 By now, I was convinced that I should try phase two of my investigation. 43 00:02:57,383 --> 00:02:59,317 Deux-Deux, dear boy, please come here. 44 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:02,011 One of these chickens stole the jewel. 45 00:03:02,286 --> 00:03:05,517 Fortunately, I brought my chicken disguise with me. 46 00:03:06,421 --> 00:03:10,015 - Oh, are you beautiful. - Yes, but of course. 47 00:03:11,957 --> 00:03:15,916 INSPECTOR: Completely inconspicuous, I moved about freely among the chickens. 48 00:03:18,327 --> 00:03:21,490 Something told me that I had better learn their language. 49 00:03:22,763 --> 00:03:25,596 I soon mastered the chicken language and decided to question 50 00:03:25,698 --> 00:03:27,666 the most likely suspect, the butler. 51 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:29,529 I would appear, you know, very friendly to him 52 00:03:29,634 --> 00:03:32,102 by telling him one of my better jokes. 53 00:03:35,036 --> 00:03:38,597 It worked, of course. Now he trusted me as a friend. 54 00:03:39,338 --> 00:03:42,205 To show his friendship, he told me a joke about a dumb inspector 55 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:46,072 looking for a jewel stolen by the chickens! 56 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:50,166 Dumb inspector indeed, eh? This made it clear to me 57 00:03:50,278 --> 00:03:54,771 that this was the guilty party. He had guilt written all over his face. 58 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:57,673 Put up your wings. You are under arrest. 59 00:03:57,782 --> 00:04:00,375 - Take this chicken in for questioning. - A chicken? 60 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:04,712 I don't know what kind of questions you ask a chicken. 61 00:04:04,818 --> 00:04:07,082 Never mind, just do as I say, please. 62 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,818 - Sí. - Don't say "Sí, " say "Oui." 63 00:04:09,922 --> 00:04:12,186 Sí, I mean, oui. I mean... 64 00:04:13,023 --> 00:04:14,355 Oh, okay. 65 00:04:14,457 --> 00:04:17,050 Come on, let's go, Señor Chicken. March. 66 00:04:17,158 --> 00:04:20,423 - And do not say "Señor, " say "Monsieur." - DEUX-DEUX: Si. 67 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:22,757 Not sí, oui. 68 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,830 Sí, I mean, oui. 69 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:27,364 Okay, chicken, out with it, now. 70 00:04:27,464 --> 00:04:30,694 Why did you cross the road with red suspenders? 71 00:04:31,033 --> 00:04:32,398 (SQUAWKING) 72 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,728 En garde, Monsieur Poet. 73 00:04:35,835 --> 00:04:39,770 I have recorded your entire confession on my ring tape recorder. 74 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:41,099 (SQUAWKING) 75 00:04:42,838 --> 00:04:44,965 Now, where did you hide that jewel? 76 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:49,401 At last the case is solved. Open the door, monsieur. 77 00:04:50,577 --> 00:04:52,101 (EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH) 78 00:04:54,779 --> 00:04:57,872 Deux-Deux, dear boy, just step over here, please, for a moment. 79 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:01,642 This scoundrel has hidden the jewel inside one of these eggs. 80 00:05:01,748 --> 00:05:04,683 Now it is up to us to find which one. 81 00:05:05,017 --> 00:05:06,109 Now start looking. 82 00:05:07,118 --> 00:05:08,676 INSPECTOR: Continue searching, Deux-Deux, please. 83 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,254 We will find the right one sooner or later. 84 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,121 Holy smokes! I never seen anything like this. 85 00:05:15,222 --> 00:05:19,248 - Look, something that's so good... - Deux-Deux, give me that egg. 86 00:05:19,358 --> 00:05:22,224 This is obviously a decoy planted by the chickens. 87 00:05:22,326 --> 00:05:23,760 It is my duty to examine it. 88 00:05:24,327 --> 00:05:26,795 (STAMMERING) I mean, how shocking. 89 00:05:27,362 --> 00:05:28,954 (INSPECTOR EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH) 90 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,465 I must confiscate this for, you know, evidence. 91 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,294 Now, back to work, Deux-Deux. 92 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:35,422 - Hey, look at that. - Hey, look at that. 93 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:38,195 - Oh, boy, what a stroke of luck. - Oh, boy, what a stroke of luck. 94 00:05:38,702 --> 00:05:39,999 The jewel. 95 00:05:41,302 --> 00:05:42,634 Another cancan. 96 00:05:43,071 --> 00:05:45,300 Deux-Deux, dear boy, come here. Look at this one, huh. 97 00:05:45,404 --> 00:05:48,396 - But, señor... - That is an order, Deux-Deux. 98 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,165 (EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH) 99 00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:53,334 (WHOOPS) 100 00:05:53,443 --> 00:05:54,410 Here's another one! 101 00:05:54,509 --> 00:05:57,376 Oh, la, la. And away we go. 8131