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[Eddy] Hey! Can I get a coffee, please?

How 'bout some water?

Fuck.

This is inhumane!
You can't do this, you have no right!

You wanna fuck around? You wanna
fuck around? Okay, let's do this!

♪ 'Tis the final conflict ♪

-You almost done pissing us off?
-No, far from done. I've got a lot left!

-Open up!
-No.

Come here.

[sighs]

Haven't you figured out
we're colleagues, huh?

'Cause I'm on a mission now!
Undercover, get it?

Oh, so biting a riot cop
on the leg's part of the mission?

-Yeah, you betcha.
-Mm-hmm…

And calling them sons-of-bitches
was part of your mission as well?

-I got a bit carried away.
-Just a bit.

Yeah, it happens.

But I'm part of the team,
so you gotta let me out.

I swear on my mother's life,
you should do it.

I'll take this way above your pay grade.

To the president, for sure, right?

Oh, you're in trouble, buddy.
You're in trouble! Just watch. Listen up.

-[Lucie sighs]
-You're gonna get your ass kicked.

-I spoke to the commander, he's out.
-You're kidding?

-No, I'm dead serious.
-He beat up one of our guys.

-In front of kids!
-It's awful, I know, but I need him.

Won't do it.

Oh, bravo! Insubordination!

-Shut up!
-Shut up!

Well, I could go get the commander, but…

it's gonna take some time though
and I don't have any.

We don't have time! Do it!

This sucks.

All right, move it!

I would've done so earlier,
but he wouldn't let me.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Uh, lieutenant?

Fuck this.

-What is it now?
-What?

-You need to punch him.
-What's that?

Punch him in the face.
He's your snitch, okay?

He won't file a complaint
and it'll bring me joy.

-[chuckles]
-Ah, this guy's completely nuts.

And besides, my Lucie-- [grunts]

-[groans]
-Thanks, colleague.

-Don't mention it.
-You just hit people?

[school bell ringing]

FLUNKED

Comrades, would you please
welcome the champion of the oppressed,

the avenger in a mask,

give it up for the Fish Teacher,
Édouard Martin!

-[teachers cheering]
-Oh, wow!

-[chanting] Fish Teacher! Fish Teacher!
-Great, they're applauding a cop hater.

Thanks.

“Fish Teacher”, yeah, you sure?

-What about Fishman?
-Oh, not too fond of that, no.

-Can I get an autograph?
-With pleasure. [chuckles]

Turn around. [chuckles]

Lemme see, hey, you got hit? [gasps]

Oh, they roughed you up.

That must've hurt, hon.

Cops don't mess around,
but Fishman never backs down.

-Fishman doesn't sound right.
-Oh, sure it does. I swear, dude.

-Well done, Édouard. You're the best!
-Hey, man.

Okay.

All right.

You assault a cop
and then they let you out scot-free?

-Did you make a deal with the authorities?
-[scoffs]

Well, what do you think, huh?

I requested a medical exam.

Right, and the doctor didn't come
soon enough. Breach of protocol.

-They dropped all charges.
-[laughs]

-You're a naughty one.
-Hmm…

She's nuts.

Here, have some arnica.
Put the pellets under your tongue.

You're so kind. No thanks. I'm good.

And Florian,
he was at the police station as well?

He also got arrested.

So, nice and comfy?

[laughing] Not so tough now, huh?

-What are you doing? Woah!
-Oppa!

What? Working on the hostage.

-What hostage? He's not our hostage.
-It kinda looks like I am.

Let's try this one last time.

Say it. Who's Sagirov's daughter?

And how long have you
been sleeping with Tiphaine?

Cut it out!

-Son-of-a-bitch.
-Stop it!

We'll get you protection.

Not from Sagirov.

I'd rather do time than be dead.

[phone ringing]

Who's this? Says Auntie Suzanne.

-I've gotta answer, give me…
-Sagirov?

-Of course not, it's Auntie Suzanne.
-Ah, okay.

-Well, then, she can wait.
-No, no, no, I have to answer.

No! No! Fuck!

So it's not Auntie Suzanne, huh?

You didn't pick up.

-Oops.
-[sighs]

-What's gonna happen now?
-She'll call back in three hours.

If I don't answer when she does, she'll go
to my house, but my wife's there.

-Polygamist.
-[Florian] Hey.

-[scoffs]
-Listen.

I didn't do anything. Trust me.

-Just tell us who.
-Did you make her cum at all? Huh?

-I'm guessing not, you--
-Beat it. I've had enough of your crap!

-Go back to school, they reopened it.
-You're disgusting.

-Florian?
-Yes.

-Pff. Don't know.
-You didn't see him?

I don't even know
who you're talking about.

-Hmm…
-[school bell ringing]

Where did he go?

-[man on video] Round one.
-[fighters grunting]

[girl] He had it coming.

Fish Teacher's such a legend!

-Getting real!
-Hey, hope I'm not bothering you!

What kinda nonsense are you watching now?

What is that?

This video's gone viral, sir.
Trending through the roof.

I did get him pretty good.

He got lucky though because I shouldn't be
fighting outside the dojo, you know?

-[boy laughs] Yeah, sure, the dojo.
-[Eddy] Why are you laughing?

-No reason. Come on, no.
-I'll give you a lesson.

-Grab your opponent like this.
-No, don't…

Hop! Turn him around
and then bam, headlock.

You just pass your hand
behind the head, blocks the airway.

-[laughs] Completely blocked, see?
-What is going on here, Mr. Martin?

We were just going over
life-saving techniques.

-Okay.
-Yeah. That's all.

And, by the way, bravo, Ewen. Nicely done.

-Run off to class.
-[Ewen] Yes, sir.

Could we have a word?

Of course.

-Hmm, so, I wanted to--
-To thank me for saving your son.

Don't mention it. It's all good.

It's normal.

No, it was to know
if you got any news from Florian.

Hmm. [sighs] You worried
for your staff or your fuck friend?

That's really low.

-I just got off the phone with his wife--
-Oh, his wife, nice one.

She hasn't heard from him in 24 hours.

She's worried. So I thought you could've
seen him when they brought you down.

Well, I shouldn't be telling you this
but I think they got him for jihadism, so…

-Jihadism?
-[shushing]

Jihadism, yup.

That's just not possible.
He goes to Church on Sundays.

But that's how they do it, they just,
uh, you know, find a way to blend in.

So, piece of advice, Tiphaine,

forget about Florian.

There. Any other questions?

So, ma'am, may I be dismissed? Thanks.

[tense music playing]

[knocking rhythmically on door]

You like the secret knock?

Three short, two long, three short,
when no one's around.

If there's a problem,
I'll do two short, one long--

The door's got a peephole.

Okay, you're the boss.

-Any news from Auntie Suzanne?
-Call's in two minutes.

How's everything at school?

Some people must be looking for me.

No one noticed you disappeared. Huh!

-Even Tiphaine?
-Guess she moved on.

-He give you the kid's name yet?
-He doesn't know what her name is.

-How is that even possible?
-I can think of a reason.

Sagirov won't disclose
his daughter's name to a civilian.

Florian's been watching over ten girls.
One of them is Sagirov's.

-Ten out of 200 narrows it down.
-Sure it does, but it's still a lot.

Plus, the kids are passing finals soon,
so we're running outta time.

-[phone ringing]
-All right, that's it. She's calling.

-Do what we rehearsed.
-Right.

-Don't mess this up.
-Okay.

-[Suzanne] Hello.
-How's it going?

Why didn't you answer this morning?

I, uh, I was showering, my bad.

“Showering.”

Everything all right?

Uh, no.

Yeah, the cops arrested me
at the protest. I got fired.

There's no way
I can carry on with the mission.

That's unacceptable.

I know, I know. But I found a solution.
One of my guys can watch over the girl.

I know him, he's reliable.

[whispering] That's pretty nice.

-Who is he?
-He's doing great.

A substitute, he teaches math.

[whispering] What? Hell no!
Are you crazy? Since when?

-[Suzanne] Why him?
-She's right, why?

Because he doesn't ask questions
and he's really broke.

Yo, who says I'm broke?

-[Suzanne] I'll think about it.
-Okay.

-No, come on. It's not part of the plan!
-Stop! Cut it out!

We had to make a change.

This way, Florian will get to leave
the country and you'll be the mole.

And you need to figure out how
to surveil the one kid, not ten and--

And what?

And then the Russian mafia'll
rip me to shreds? Is that the mission now?

No, I'd rather do time than be dead.

Hey, that's my line.

-What is?
-I said it first.

-No, you didn't.
-Sure.

No. [scoffs]

I just thought of that.

I said it earlier.

-It's true, he said it earlier.
-Oh yeah? I leave for an hour and, uh…

Wait.

Tomorrow, 7:30 in front of the opera.

Please no. Please don't respond.

-Tomorrow evening? No!
-You can handle this.

[Eddy sighs]

[hip hop music playing]

[man 1] He's all the rage
on social media right now,

-[woman 1] The Fish Teacher.
-[man 2] The Fish Teacher.

[man 1] Throughout France,
just a few days away from finals…

[woman 2] …teachers and students
are proudly wearing the fish mask.

[man 1] Although he's become a living
legend, his identity remains unknown.

[woman 2] …a total mystery.

This is a unique opportunity,
we can't afford to mess it up.

That's why I'm saying he's got to
stay away from major networks.

-Come on! [scoffs]
-He has to. No!

He'll get caught.

It's better to go to alternative media,
you know, like community media, for example.

-Or, um, Mediapart could work.
-That would be awful!

-The worst thing to do, to be honest.
-[sighs]

Come on, 99% of French people
think we're leftist losers.

No! We have to get him to speak
to the real France, like CNews.

-[groans]
-No, no, no, no!

Why don't we push for regional TV?

Local news, it's safe
and it'll reach the mainstream.

-[sarcastic] Yeah, what a super idea.
-Ah!

Why bother? The media's
owned by the same three families,

so spare the effort. The system's rigged.

-[chuckles]
-[sighs] Whatever.

We should go to channels
that focus on the news.

No, we may as well go to Le Figaro,
while we're at it.

-It's nonsense!
-[Nora] It'll reach the masses.

Look who's here. Hey you. Great timing.
Where do you wanna speak, dude?

-Yeah!
-Speak about what? I don't get it.

Have you watched the news?

-No?
-It's wild!

-You're going viral as the Fish Teacher.
-Fish Teacher?

-So Fishman didn't catch on?
-Not at all.

Everywhere in France, teachers are
wearing the mask as a sign of protest.

-Oh wow.
-They're all pushing for huge strikes.

-Look at you, a symbol.
-Everyone wants you on the news.

-But thing is, I've got nothing to say.
-What?

What's the matter with you? You are
the voice for all the teachers in France.

We're here for you, we support you,
so don't back down.

I also launched a crowdfunding campaign
to support your cause. Look.

-Look, honbun.
-This is for me?

SUPPORT FOR THE FISH TEACHER

The idea's to redistribute the funds.
Supportive, fair, social.

-Well, I got hit, so I should get rich.
-God, what a shame, seriously.

There's also a fundraiser
for the law enforcement agent

and, of course, almost nothing raised.

An asshole sided with the cop
and started a fundraiser?

Oh yeah. Me.

[phone dings]

A hero gets 247 euros, oh my.

[gasps]

-It's France 2.
-What is it?

They want you
on the 8 o'clock news tonight!

-Uh, no.
-No!

-[Viviane] Yeah, look!
-Ah!

That won't work
because I've already got plans.

I've got an appointment
I need to get to, so sorry…

Prime-time news. All those eyes watching,
your crowdfunding'll climb to a 100,000.

Wait a sec, hang on,

100,000 euros split equally by all
of France's teachers, we'd all get…

Around ten cents per teacher.

You know, with all that,
the classrooms can get renovated,

-That's true.
-We can fix the leak on the second floor,

-redo the courtyard and with what's left…
-No, no.

…we can fund some vacations
for lower-income kids.

No, don't bring the kids into this.

-Come on, do it.
-Édouard.

-Édouard.
-No, no.

-Édouard.
-Yes.

[speaks Russian]

Great power, great responsibility?

No. If you don't agree to it,
you're trash.

Do it, Édouard.

-[all chanting] Édouard! Édouard! Édouard!
-No, what?

Stop, please.

[chanting continues]

[all cheering]

Bravo. Amazing. Thank you.

Oh my goodness.
You're welcome, you're welcome. Fine.

[tense music playing]

You ever seen this woman?

No. We just spoke on the phone.

[groans] Stop staring at everyone.
You look super weird.

You're here too?

-Of course.
-Where?

It's fine, I see you.

You're too nervous, relax.
Calm down, please.

If she thinks you're weak,
she's gonna back out.

So, uh, stand up straight, deep breaths.
You're trustworthy and strong.

I'll handle it, all good.

Just gotta find something
with, uh, a lot of panache.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No panache. Forget about it.

-Go for simple and solid.
-Simple and solid, that's me.

-She's running late.
-So what? You in a rush?

No, no.

So, where is your guy at?
We're on the air in 30 minutes.

-On his way, he's on his way.
-[sighs]

-Did he reach out?
-No.

Oh, dear…

Time to take off the earpiece.
Stuff it in your pocket, I'll still hear.

Okay, okay.

-So when do you leave?
-In an hour.

-That's great.
-Here to Paris, then to Montreal.

Super, great.

Could you say goodbye to her for me?

-Who, Tiphaine?
-Yeah.

Forget about it.

She forgot you exist.

What?

What do you think?
Ah, don't be naïve, Florian.

-It wasn't serious.
-Sure. It wasn't serious.

Hmm.

-[woman] Florian?
-[gasps]

Yeah, that's me.

He's who you want?

Yeah.

Holà. [in Spanish accent] Eduardo Martin.

-Pleasure.
-You aren't French?

-No.
-You're not?

-No.
-What an idiot.

No, I come from Venezuela.

Jyes.

Ah, fuck.

Pero, hace ten years
I live in France, señora.

-What are you--
-[clears throat]

Florian explained the job to you?

Ah, sí, sí. No hay problem.

-Not a problem. Yeah.
-No hay problem.

-Squeeze me.
-What?

What?!

Jyes, I have phone call.

-Squeeze me.
-[Florian] We get it.

No, it's my girlfriend.
She calls me a lot.

Oh my God, I will end him.

I have to say I'm in a toxic relationship.
She's Portuguese. Jyou know how they are.

-No, I do not.
-Again her!

Again her! She's crazy!

THE NEWS CREW IS HERE!! QUICK!!!!

-You sure he's safe?
-Yeah, totally.

Jyou watch out!

No, because I love the honesty.

If jyou don't trust me,
I don't trust jyou.

Please, only trust.

But no trust, we leave.
Vamos, let's get out of here.

-No bueno.
-What's he doing?

-No, we're not. We're not leaving.
-Okay, we no leave.

I will talk honest.

Jyou know me, in Venezuela,
I have feye scissors.

Feye scissors.
Uh, jyou know, cinco hermanas.

-Why are you saying this?
-Feye scissors.

There was Rosita and also Paloma
y as well Isabella,

there was Ana, there was Maria
and there was Ana-Maria.

But that's six.

-Jyes, jyes, that's six. Jyes, six.
-Yeah, six in total.

Pero, the two little ones,
they are half-scissors.

My God,
why don't you go fuck your sisters.

-Why I'm saying this? Because…
-Yeah, what are you getting at?

All that to say what? What I mean, ma'am,
is with the women, I protective.

That kid, she is safe with me.

-But pero he mentioned we watch ten?
-Yes.

That is complicate.

I say for el maximum security,
one or two maximum.

-We'll stick to ten.
-We stick to ten.

I'll think on it and call you back.

Okay.

Hasta luego!

-We were amazing!
-What the hell!

-You do know my life is on the line!
-Relax, you saw it.

It was written in her eyes!
It's fine, done deal!

You could thank me, man.
Say “gracias.” [laughs]

Fuck's sake!

All right, gotta get going.
See you at the apartment.

Oh! Esta aqui the apartment!

Is it just me or he's a piece of work?

-He is a piece of work.
-Completely, yeah.

Put this on.

-What?
-We cannot miss the 8:00 news.

Replace him. No one will ever know.

-Take it, say yes, please.
-No, no, no, I don't know what to say.

-Simple! Put it on and talk, that's all.
-You're so full of it!

For ten years, we've endured your rants.
“We're unheard, let's demand to be heard.”

-Time's now, you're finally being heard.
-You know she's right!

Fish Teacher, that's you, it's me.
He stands for all of France's teachers.

-[boy] Come on, sir.
-No? Absolutely not.

I'm sorry, but it's not possible.

Enough. Here. I'm gonna do it.
I'm up for it.

I have a lot to say,
I'll be brutally honest.

There's welfare and birthright
citizenship, I'll cover it all.

-Nora, no, no.
-[Viviane] Don't go with that energy,

I'm telling you, not the right attitude.

-Ready.
-Wasn't it supposed to be a guy up there?

Pff, don't give a fuck.
Let's just give her the mic.

Here you go, get ready.
On the air in 30 seconds.

Is this fluffer giving me orders?

Oh dear, she's gonna ruin everything.

I'm warning you,
I may sing the national anthem.

-[cameraman] Okay, 15 seconds
-[Eddy] I'm here! Coming through.

-He's here!
-Yup, here. You can move, I'm here.

-What?
-Gimme the mask.

-You sure?
-Yeah, sure, got it.

-Don't lean too far left though.
-Don't worry.

-Excuse me, what's going on?
-Film already.

Okay, on the air in three, two, one.

He is known by some as the “Fish Teacher.”

Others say he's the “Masked Professor.”

One thing's for sure,
for our entire nation,

he has now become
the face of teacher hardship.

After destroying the Education Minister,

he is with us live, from his workplace,
the Charles Baudelaire High School.

-Good Evening, sir.
-Evening, ma'am.

My first question is, do you regret what
you did, violence against the authorities?

You did punch a riot officer
and many were shocked.

Well, when you take a closer look at it,

I mean, that right hook I landed
right on his chin is so… [chuckles]

But, clearly, I was in the wrong
and the government is violent, not us.

Let's get straight
to the heart of the matter,

there are many
of France's citizens suffering.

Teachers do have job security, unlike
others and they also get lots of time off.

-How hard could their lives be?
-You are so right, ma'am.

The ones that are truly suffering
are the students.

I chose to do my job,

but the students certainly
didn't choose teacherless classes,

walls crumbling with chunks
literally falling on their faces

because no one's renovating the school.

They're afraid of being forced
into a job they don't want

because an algorithm
made the decision for them.

Last question,
what do you demand of government?

First, the current minister's resignation.

She's way too out of touch, trash her.

And I've got a little piece of advice
for her replacement.

You have to see the school like a bank.

There's always tons of money
to save a bank.

Well, this one's
the most important to save

because if public education falls,

we all fall with it.

Oh yeah, one last thing.

Please go and Google
“Fish Teacher crowdfund.”

Spit up that moolah. Go on, do it.

Fish Teacher, thank you.

Uh, Fishman, actually.

Hmm. Not a fan.

The star has arrived!

So, who wants an autograph?

What?

Hold up, if I'd told you about
the interview, you would've said yes?

No, of course not.

I knew it. But what do you think happened?
I kicked ass in the interview.

Kicked ass with Sagirov's agent too.
You could at least say thanks.

Because of all of that,
Eddy Santozzio is the GOAT.

[phone dings]

-She refused. She doesn't trust us.
-[sighs]

[Lucie] Oh man, we're screwed.
She figured us out.

Oh, please, it's no big deal.

You're such pessimists.

I'll fix this mess, all good.

[automated message] The number
you have dialed is not in service.

Please contact an operator
for further assistance.

-Where you going?
-Gotta meet my wife at the airport.

Oh man, you're panicking.

Yeah, obviously panicking.
You should panic also, you fool!

She doesn't trust us.

She saw our faces.
What do you think she'll do now?

Forget us?

Yeah, I mean, I guess so.

Yeah, well you guessed wrong.

I'm out, guys.

“I'm out, guys.” [scoffs]

-This guy's a drama queen, man!
-[door closes]

He's so intense. 'Cause, you know,
she could just be outta reach.

I'm gonna get fired.

I'm gonna lose custody of my kids.

All that because you just had to
play a character with, uh…

What was it again?

With panache.

-With panache.
-Yeah. That's it.

Asshole.

So I'm guessing the monitors staying on?
Yeah, it's staying on.

[sighs deeply]

-[Viviane] All right, honbuns, we did it!
-[cork popping]

There's going to be a multi-million
emergency fund to renovate high schools.

[teachers cheering]

But, hold on, that's not all.
The minister has agreed to resign.

[all cheering]

-[woman] Everything we wanted!
-[Pablo] That's phenomenal!

-It's all thanks to you, Édouard.
-No, I didn't do anything.

-Yes. You've got lots to be proud of.
-Thanks, cheers.

Ah! Bu-bu-bu-bu-bub! And listen to this,

after being on TV,

our crowdfunding for Édouard
climbed all the way to a 118,000 euros!

[teachers cheering]

-Over a hundred grand? Noice one. 118,000?
-It's exceptional. Nicely done!

Yes, that's a vacation in the Maldives
and a sports car. [chuckles]

[Pablo] Huh.

-A new printer would also rock.
-[all cheering]

And all the coffee pods
you could ever want, guys!

[cheering]

Bap, bap, bap. [laughs]

No, that is not champagne.

All right, so we've got f of x,

which is equal to minus zero point eight…

[all whispering, chattering]

Yeah, I know, everyone's ready.

It's not complicated.
What's with all the ruckus?

[chuckles]

[all chanting] Fish Teacher! Fish Teacher!
Fish Teacher! Fish Teacher! Fish Teacher!

-Fishman! Fishman! Fishman! Fishman!
-[all] Fish Teacher! Fish Teacher!

-Not working.
-[chanting continues]

[all cheering]

[alarm sounding]

[gasping]

No, no, relax it's surely just, uh,
one of those drills PP, uh, whatever.

[Tiphaine on intercom] PPMS activated,
this is not a drill. I repeat not a drill.

No, no, don't panic, don't panic, guys.
Please don't panic, everything's fine.

Benjamin?
You know what we're supposed to do?

You gotta have us hide
under the desks and lock the door.

-What are you gonna do?
-Me? Uh… I'll figure it out.

Okay. All right.

[Tiphaine] Go, you have to find shelter.
Hurry. Hurry.

Get in classrooms, lock the door.

Okay, be sure to stay under your desk.
Coming back.

[whispering] Get under there!

Go hide, hurry.

-[Océane crying]
-What are you doing there?

Come, come, come, come.
No, no, trust me, I've got you.

You're fine, okay? All good.

It's fine. It'll all be fine.
How is this happening?

Oh, it's locked.

-It's locked too.
-[Laurence] Who is it?

It's Édouard.

[Laurence] How do I know it's you?

If you don't do it, you're trash.

[door unlocking]

Hurry.

-Come on, open up!
-Yes, yes! It's what I'm doing!

-Come in!
-Go in, you're safe now.

No, no, it's chill, I got this.

[in Russian] Be careful, my steppe wolf

Totally nuts.

Tiphaine? Tiphaine!

Tiphaine?

[Tiphaine gasps]

-You all right?
-I'm fine.

I think that
all the children are safe now.

-What's happening?
-No idea.

I've got no idea.

Police are on their way.
There's an intruder.

-[gunshot]
-[students screaming]

Okay, come here.

No, no, no, not that way!
In here. Come on.

[slow footsteps approaching]

[whispering] It'll be okay. It's fine.

I wrote you.

What?

20 years ago,
after what happened, I wrote you letters.

But I never sent them to you.

I was too angry at you.

You were my first love
and you just used me.

Why'd you do it?

To steal exam topics?

No, no.

-Why then?
-I swear that…

-I didn't have a choice.
-Yeah, right.

The only reason I stole the exam material
was I was being bullied.

What?

They'd beat my ass.

[chuckles]

I wasn't anywhere near
good enough for you.

I was just a piece of shit.

[sighs]

[tense music playing]

Where's that asshole?

I'm warning you, I've got a weapon,
it's fully charged.

[grunts]

[shuddering breaths]

[shushing]

It's okay.

[sobbing softly]

♪ Every breath you take ♪

♪ And every move you make ♪

♪ Every bond you break ♪

♪ Every… step you take ♪

♪ I'll be watching you ♪

♪ Every single day ♪

♪ Every word you say ♪

♪ Every game you play ♪

♪ Every night you stay ♪

♪ I'll be watching you ♪

♪ Oh, can't you see ♪

♪ You belong to me? ♪

♪ How my poor heart aches ♪

♪ With every step you take ♪

♪ Every move you make ♪

♪ Every vow you break ♪

♪ Every smile you fake ♪

♪ Every claim you stake ♪

♪ I'll be watching you ♪

[gentle music playing]

Quiet, everyone! Quiet please!

Quickly, hurry up, please.

[girl] Let's go home.

[woman] How can someone go
and traumatize kids like that!

[all crying]

She left through the back door
and I lost sight of her.

-Yeah.
-The shooter had no demands?

She didn't yell anything?
In Arabic, perhaps?

-No.
-You sure?

No religious references at all?

Jesus? Buddha? Others?

No, nothing.

Then write,
“No religious link to intrusion.”

All the asthmatic students,
go straight to the infirmary, please.

-I'll come file my report in a while.
-Sure, no problem.

-Is everything all right?
-No, everything is not all right.

Our security guard received a huge blow,
I need to get him some arnica.

-But everyone's here?
-Oh yes, yeah, yeah.

I mean, other than the principal and
the math teacher, no clue where they are.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

[Viviane on intercom] Intrusion over.
I repeat, the intrusion is over.

A crisis counseling station

has been set up in the cafeteria
for students who need support.

I repeat,
crisis counselors are now stationed

in the cafeteria to offer support
to students who need it.

[chuckles]

[giggles]

Well, I'll get going.

[sighs]

[clears throat]

That was hot, huh?

So hot. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, it was a hot mess.
You know, the PPMS, uh…

Oh yeah, it was a mess. Mmm.

Yeah. Got a hair, there.

Ah, thanks. [chuckles]

-You all right?
-Peachy.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

-Hmm.
-That was pretty intense.

Hmm…

[sniffs]

Ah, yeah, it appears so, yeah.

-Yeah?
-Hmm. Yeah, you really…

-Sweat buckets?
-Right.

-Yeah, totally.
-Sure. I get it.

I was so stressed, you know?
[clears throat]

-Sure. Yeah.
-Running all over to help the kids.

I swear, I was dripping sweat everywhere.

-Maybe you should go home, take a shower…
-[chuckles]

-[Eddy] Think they'll find her?
-No, she's a pro.

-We have to vacate the apartment.
-Okay.

-We were all lucky you showed up so fast.
-Yeah, great timing.

-Fuck.
-Hey, wait, wait.

-What?
-You got there so fast.

I bet you were already there.

I was nearby.

I had a feeling
she'd break into the school,

I made sure I was ready for that.
You know?

As backup.

So you used me as bait.

As bait? Not at all.

Ah, man, are you serious?

Do you know that I could've been killed?

-Yeah, but you're alive, so no big deal.
-Man, I got played by you, fuck.

[gasps]

-[electricity crackling]
-[groans]

[sighs]

Mom?

[upbeat music playing]