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Laffy time.

I don't remember sleeping this handy here.

Wonka golden ticket.

Greetings to you, the lucky finder of the golden ticket from Mr.

Willy Wonka.

Present this ticket at the factory gates at 10 o 'clock in the morning of the

first day of October and do not be late. You may bring with you one member of

your own family and only one, but no one else.

In your wildest dreams, you could not imagine the marvelous surprises.

They await you.

Oh my gosh!

Well,

I guess I can get ready to meet them now.

Thank you.

Time to go meet Mr Walker!

Maybe? No, it's not magical enough.

This was supposed to be a factory, not just some ordinary house.

Mr. Wonka, hello.

You must be Sam.

Welcome. Oh, Mr. Wonka, I'm so honored to meet you. But I thought the prize was

going to the factory.

Oh, but it is. For recent past events, we decided it would be safer

to show our winners where it all begins.

Safer? Oh, oh, I, I, I mean more magical.

Let the tour begin!

So what do you think?

Well, it's magical, but it's just a normal house.

Well,

of course it's a normal house. I must fly under the radar.

You know, I am a celebrity.

But this home is magical.

Watch this.

Check out the oven.

Look deeper.

Is this your candy?

Well, yes. I'm working on a new product that's not really suitable for work, if

you know what I mean.

I don't really know what you mean, Mr. Wonka.

Well, see, you see, it's not really what the product provides. It's more about

the experience the product provides.

Ooh, I see. Now what kind of experience are you talking about?

It's not really about taste. It's more about a sexual experience.

Oh, Mr. Wonka, I know nothing about sex. I've never had sex in my life.

Hmm. Well, I'm sorry then, Sia. I guess the tour ends now.

But Mr. Wonka, I would love to learn from you. It'd be the best experience

Then why don't we go to the living room for the whole experience?

Try this.

It tastes amazing.

I mean, but it's normal candy.

Because it's missing one special ingredient.

Please, here, allow me to open your legs.

What does this have to do with candy?

Candy is... Danny, sweet dear.

How was the candy?

Oh, it's amazing. It's out of this world.

Go ahead. I will take that.

A little dee and a little dah.

Put your tongue out, sweetheart.

Try the candy. Oh,

that's magical.

Isn't it?

Yes. Do you want to try even more magical candy? Yes, please.

Go to your knees right here.

Come on, sweetheart.

How is it? So magical.

It's amazing. Try again.

Now try the balls.

And now the taffy.

How is it? It's amazing. It's so magical.

Let's give you some more of that magic.

Look at you.

Yes,

you are pro already.

Take a look around and feel feelings.

You got

good at this real fast.

That candy is magical, isn't it?

Good girl. Spread that out.

Stay right there. Keep that leg strong. Be strong.

I'm very pussy, were you?

This is the most magical place in the world.

It sure is sweet.

Me, exactly.