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[Chabuddy] Listen, you could go
get a cowboy builder, yeah?
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He'll come and just completely mess it up.
I know how to soundproof.
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[Grindah]
I'd rather get you to do it for free.
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There we go, you get what you pay for.
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That literally costs hundreds of pounds.
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Right, there we go, use some of this
is very good for soundproofing.
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Looks like candy floss, isn't it?
There we go, perfect.
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-[Steves] Is that new?
-Nah, it's really old.
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I found it in some bins
but it's still good.
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-Can you believe people threw this out?
-[Steves] It smells kinda mad, though.
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It'll dry out and it'll be fine.
Right, there we go.
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[producer] So, what does Kurupt need?
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[Chabuddy] We need a full studio revamp.
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Kold FM, they had...
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the dream studio for us,
it was a bit quite hi-tech.
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But now we're going one better.
We're taking Kurupt into the future.
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[coughing] Just be careful,
it's quite toxic.
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-It stinks.
-Yeah.
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[coughs] It's really going in my throat.
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[Steves] Making my eyes sting.
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-There we go. Don't worry, look at that!
-[Grindah] Lovely. Aww. That's it.
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Andi Peters, you know what I mean?
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[Grindah] It's looking sick,
innit, Steves?
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-[Chabuddy coughing]
-[Steves] Yeah, it's quite itchy though.
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[Chabuddy] Don't worry about it.
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-[Craig] Are you sure you want this one?
-[Beats] Yeah.
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-The big one?
-Yeah, the big one, yeah.
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[Roche] I think I hear 'em.
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Aww, look,
Craig's taking the telly with him.
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What are we gonna watch?
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-I think that's pretty much it, you know.
-Is it?
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Craig, do you want to say goodbye
to your room, or...?
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-Nah, let's just go.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-Look at him being brave.
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Give me and your sister a hug at least
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cos we're not gonna see ya
for three years, are we?
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Serious?
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Are you dumb?
I'm not staying there for three years.
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What?
What have I got to do to get rid of you?
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I nearly shat myself there. [false laugh]
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[producer] Will you miss, Craig,
when he's at uni?
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-So much. So much.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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[Roche] I mean,
I've had him for a bit longer, so...
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I'm more ready for him to go.
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Yeah, I haven't had him for enough.
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He's taken before we really
had our...our time, innit?
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He's not dying. He's not...
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Come on, Craig. We need to get on the M25
before traffic starts building up.
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-We're not going the M25.
-Oh, is it? What route we going then?
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Can we stop at services? I love services.
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They're, like, 45 minutes from here.
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Say, "Bye, you're going."
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Uni!
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[engine revs and tyres screech]
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[Beats] Did you bring crisps?
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-[Decoy] So how do you do that?
-[Miche] What you two doing?
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[Decoy] Just showing me
the new roundhouse kick she learnt.
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-Come on then we need to go.
-Alright, let's go.
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-She's getting good, though.
-[Decoy sighs]
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As you can see. Come on, Angel.
Show us some moves.
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[Miche laughing]
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[door opens] What's those weird sounds?
What you doing?
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Just showing... She's showing us karate.
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-Are you giving her a lift?
-Well, yeah.
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-Aww, great, so I gotta walk to work.
-Well, you can take them, if you want?
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-No, I'm banned from driving.
-What? You don't even have a licence.
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Aww, OK, then, so you can drive a car
without a licence, can you, Decoy?
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-Well, nah, but--
-No, I'm banned from driving, then.
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What did you want to talk
to me about anyway?
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Decoy has just put me in a foul mood.
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Right, no, we can just
talk about it later.
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[producer] Is it gonna be hard
to tell Grindah about Essex?
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Yeah, I've got to pick the right time
to tell him
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cos I know he's not gonna be happy
about the move.
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Just got to do it gently. Just, like,
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one word at time, sort of thing.
Let him take it all in slowly.
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It takes him a while
to realise what's going on.
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And once he does, he will kick off.
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I'm going back to bed, then.
See you lot in a bit, yeah?
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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-Alright, shall we do it? Yes.
-Yeah, let's do it.
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-[Decoy] Karate!
-[Miche] Karate.
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There we go. Put that in there.
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Are you gonna finish the wall
as well today?
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-You gonna finish the wall?
-The what? Yeah, that's done, mate
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Completed.
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Oh, that's it? It's just like that? OK.
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Plug that in. Right, it's been installed.
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Welcome to the World Wide Web...
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World W...
It's a bloody tongue twister, innit?
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-Internet.
-Internet. Welcome to the internet.
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OK, first thing we need to do
is to create a password.
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-Perfect. Create away.
-So, yeah, just say any word, basically.
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Aww, OK, erm, right, sick.
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Ahh...
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-It can be anything.
-I know, there's too much choice, innit?
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Like...
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Any word.
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-Kurupt FM.
-All one word?
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Er... That's three words, innit? Fuck!
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Erm...
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Back to the drawing board.
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-What about just Kurupt?
-Kurupt. Yes.
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Bang that in.
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Oh, it says it needs a number.
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For fuck's sake. Erm...
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Literally any number--
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I know, Chabsie!
But not many words have numbers.
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[Miche] Carly, can you sit still, please,
and stop pouting?
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You're not a glamour model.
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Angel. Angel, come here, come here.
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Have you noticed that
Carly thinks she's above you?
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What?
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I'm just saying,
she seems to think she's better than you.
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Noticed in the car and stuff.
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And now she's just
walking off without you.
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-Just something to think about, right?
-Yeah.
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Angel, you coming?
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Yes, we hear you, Carly!
You don't need to shout!
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[Miche] Yeah, I think Angel will be
alright about the move.
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She'll miss her little friends
from school or whatever.
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Which I'm thinking about, you know,
as a good mum.
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So, what I'm gonna do is sabotage
her friendships as much as possible.
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Carly, can you stop that, please?
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You're actually putting Angel at risk
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by making her do karate
when she's not properly warmed up.
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What kind of friend does that, Angel? Hmm?
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This is exactly what I mean.
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-[laughter]
-[Grindah] Here we go, here we go.
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Kurupt FM 2.0 or 3.0, whatever.
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-Are you ready for this?
-Yeah.
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It's a proper, proper change.
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You're gonna love it, ready?
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Welcome! [laughs] Ta-dah!
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What's...what's different? Just...
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-What's that green shit?
-Green screen.
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And look, webcam.
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Oh, OK, I get it now. Right, like,
Hollywood movie, sort of, shit.
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-Yep. Exactly.
-And I'm the main actor.
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Oi, check this out.
Look at the laptop, yeah.
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And because it's green screen,
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I can change this
to any background I want.
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-You're joking? This is the future!
-Sexy sunset!
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I'm just going for a walk
cos it's really hot here.
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-[Grindah] Nah, you're not on a beach!
-I love the beach.
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[Grindah]
The future of radio is connecting
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with the people through internet.
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Bud, everyone in the world
is watching this right now.
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Really, you're joking?
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-That's live, is it?
-Jump on, jump on.
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Sometimes it's good to keep up with
the times so more people can hear you.
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Let more people in on my talent.
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Aww, this is fucking sick. Uni!
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It's like Center Parcs.
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All this lecture stuff,
it's all bollocks, really.
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It's just a front to cover up
what really goes down.
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Just bare sex, really.
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Aww...
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I'd love to stay
and watch you smash bare birds.
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That'd be weird.
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Kevin really wanted to drop
Craig off at university.
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I think it's a bit of a rights of passage
thing as a stepdad, you know.
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The only thing is, he hasn't got a car,
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so he's just getting driven to Egham
by Craig
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and then he's getting the train back
by himself.
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Oh, before we go, let me give you these.
Just so I don't embarrass you.
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-Check this out. Condoms, mint.
-For fuck's sake.
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They're your mum's favourite. Yeah.
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I don't go bareback anymore.
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After the whole Robin incident.
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[Grindah] Steves! Where's the gel?
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I got shower gel.
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Is that this, yeah? Mint and tea tree?
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-It's still gel, innit?
-Yeah, that'll be alright.
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I've always been told
I got a face for radio.
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Now, finally everyone's gonna be
able to see it.
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Lucky them, eh?
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Right, I'm coming in, boys.
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That's it, give me a countdown,
gimme a countdown.
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-[Steves] Yeah, let's do countdown.
-Ready?
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[both] Three, two, one.
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Go!
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[Grindah MC-ing]
♪ It's Steves and Grindah ♪
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♪ Here to get you hyper ♪
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♪ Push up ya and push up ya lighter ♪
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♪ Call little kiddie,
I be the bad boy fighter ♪
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♪ And it's DJ Grindah ♪
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♪ Here to get you hyper ♪
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♪ So pass the mic and the lighter ♪
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♪ Little kiddie, I'll get your hyper ♪
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Your locked into the sounds and the sights
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of the legendary Kurupt FM 108.9.
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Listen, boys, right now,
14 people are watching across the globe.
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-14 people? That's like...
-Mind-blowing.
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Double figures, at least.
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There's probably people
in the room with them as well.
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-There's 17, 18 people, probably.
-Early 20s.
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I've got you in, like, a fish tank, yeah.
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So, it's like, sea everywhere,
fish everywhere.
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-I'm drenched.
-I'm underwater.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Put something sick, like blocks,
or something.
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Actually I got some,
I got some tower blocks.
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-That's sick. That looks really gangsta.
-I gotta see it.
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Have a look, have a look.
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What you doing?
That's our blocks, you baithead.
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Oh, right, OK. I got loads of stuff.
Just go through.
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I got beach, stock image, weed, man.
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Oh, no! Take that down, take that down!
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That's you! Oh, my days, that's him!
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That's Chabuds!
Look, look, boys, everyone!
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-It's Chabuds!
-No, no! No, no!
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Bruv, bruv, that's disgust... [laughing]
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Look at his nipples!
Oh, my days! Like black golf balls.
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-[squabbling]
-No, no, no!
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That's not me, it's Photoshop.
It's not me, alright!
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[producer] Are you a fun couple?
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[Carol] Oh, yeah,
we have a lot of fun, don't we?
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-We do, yeah.
-Dress up as well, you know.
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Yeah. I dress up sometimes
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as sexy kebab shop man who gives you
food poisoning and must be punished.
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-And the Uber driver.
-Oh, yeah, Uber driver with low rating
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who takes wrong turn
and he must also be punished.
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-The other ones, other ones, tell 'em.
-Illegal immigrant
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-who gets caught and he--
-He needs to be punished.
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Yeah.
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Basically, it always ends up with me
having very painful punishment sex.
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Yeah. Loves it.
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Yeah.
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[Grindah] Listen, anyone out there
who wants to do things
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in their personal time that's fine.
Just don't bring it to work.
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Not in my workspace. [laughing]
233
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Stay in your little cages.
234
00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,800
Hold tight, all the gimps out there, yeah.
I sees ya!
235
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,200
-The G stands for gimp!
-Yeah!
236
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,480
So, this is your floor, yeah?
237
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,120
I see you there.
238
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,080
Oh, wow, yeah,
this is a bit of you this, innit?
239
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,280
-Bigger than your old room.
-Yeah.
240
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,480
Nice.
241
00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,040
-D'you bring the milkshake stuff, yeah?
-Yeah.
242
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,640
Still bulking.
243
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,320
[producer] What course are you doing?
244
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,920
-Leisure and tourism.
-Sick, what's that, like,
245
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,680
-how to chill out on holiday properly?
-If it was that he'd be fine, wouldn't he?
246
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,000
Should feel the bounce backs like on this.
247
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,840
[Roche] It is really nice to see him
take a bit of responsibility for himself.
248
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,640
Pretty good. D'you wanna try?
249
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,160
Going away.
250
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,560
-Getting a job, eventually.
-Well...
251
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,560
[Beats] Yeah, he's growing up.
It's been a beautiful thing.
252
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,240
[Beats] Watching Craig blossom into a man
253
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,720
is like watching a flower
blossom in the summer.
254
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,200
-D'you know what I mean?
-No, I don't.
255
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,720
-You are, literally, gonna have sex there.
-What?
256
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,960
Imagine that.
257
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,320
Nice.
258
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,080
[whispered] Craig. Craig.
Bit of you, bit of you.
259
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,720
[whispered] Shut up.
260
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,160
Alright, emotional times, innit?
261
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,440
-Hmm?
-Just saying emotional times.
262
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,760
Oh, yeah, yeah, I suppose it is.
263
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,160
-The halls seem nice, though.
-Yeah, yeah, really nice.
264
00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:01,320
I think my son, Craig, has taken
a bit of a liken to your daughter.
265
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,080
-Has he?
-Yeah.
266
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,080
-So soon?
-Yeah. Yeah...
267
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:10,400
He's a big lad
but he goes hell for leather.
268
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,360
-Yeah. Yeah.
-A-huh.
269
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,520
He's not selfish.
270
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,840
Like, he'll make sure
she has a good time before he...
271
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,600
[imitating ejaculation]
272
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,920
-Cums. Yeah
-Yeah.
273
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Yeah, I knew what you meant.
274
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,160
-Cool. I'm Kevin, by the way.
-Martin.
275
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,480
-Hello.
-Nice one.
276
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,760
Carly! Carly, calm down, please!
277
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,640
Look, Angel, watch out.
This is what I told you.
278
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,880
She's a psychopath, look at her.
279
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,720
-[Decoy] Are you alright, yeah?
-Yeah, no, I'm fine.
280
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,360
You sure?
281
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,080
Yeah, I just don't Angel to be
friends with Carly anymore.
282
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,320
What? What's wrong with Carly?
283
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,280
I'll tell you what's wrong with her.
She's, erm...
284
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,800
I dunno, she just...
I don't need a reason. I'm her mum.
285
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,680
That's a reason.
286
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,360
Go for her face!
The face is the weakest point!
287
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,640
Angel, hit her!
288
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,400
Harder, Angel! Hit her harder!
289
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,120
[Beats] Yeah, I can see ya.
290
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,880
-I can see ya. Yeah.
-You can see me? Yeah.
291
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,240
What am I doing now then?
292
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,880
Calling me a wanker.
293
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,520
-That is... Yeah.
-Sick, innit?
294
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,960
Do a middle finger.
295
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,360
-Do a middle finger.
-Middle finger?
296
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,960
[Beats laughs]
297
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,480
Craig's here. He's loving it.
298
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,080
-Craig? He'll love this.
-Yeah.
299
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,920
Big up, Craig. First day at uni. Inside.
300
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,800
Getting shout-outs as well.
301
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,600
Nah, just telling Craig
he's getting a shout-out.
302
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,560
Oi, we gotta shoot off and do a set.
303
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,240
-Alright, mate. Speak to you later. Bye.
-In a bit, yeah. Bye.
304
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,680
Oh, great timing that, innit?
305
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,520
Cos now you can hear my voice
and see my face,
306
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,000
-even when we're far away.
-Yeah, great.
307
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,080
[Roche] Kevin's definitely
gonna miss Craig.
308
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,960
Yeah, he's really gonna miss him.
Craig's actually been
309
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,120
pretty relaxed about the whole thing
but Kevin's a bit more needy
310
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,720
at the moment.
311
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,160
The other day I caught him stealing one
of Craig's T-shirts out of the washing,
312
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,000
cos he said he wanted to
still be able to smell him.
313
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,400
[Grindah MC-ing]
314
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,200
Fast life. Fast life. Sick, innit?
315
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,440
What the comments saying, then?
316
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,280
-Inspire me. Yeah.
-OK. So, there's three comments.
317
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,680
First one is from Daniel
and he just says, "Hi."
318
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,120
-Very classic.
-I know someone called Daniel.
319
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,000
So, yeah, hold tight, Daniel, I sees ya.
320
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,760
-Who's next?
-Oh, it's Daniel again.
321
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,920
This time he's gone for, "Hello."
322
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,240
Aww, he loves it.
323
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,560
Daniel, mate. Let everyone else
get a word in edgeways, thank you.
324
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,040
Oh, my cod!
325
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,560
Look at this one. From Lucas it says,
326
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,800
"Love from Denmark."
327
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,680
-Denmark? Where even is that?
-Let me check.
328
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,160
[Grindah] There is no limit to Kurupt.
329
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,920
We're the type to be in the desert
with nothing. We'd still...
330
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,120
-transmit to the masses.
-Literally, bruv, like.
331
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,760
Well, actually,
who'd be listening in the desert?
332
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,920
You still get people in the desert.
Who do you think keeps all the camels?
333
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,600
-Yeah, and Mad Max's lot are out there.
-Exactly.
334
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,960
-[producer] Are they into garage?
-Well, they will be.
335
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,280
Once they've heard it.
336
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,320
OK. It's a Nordic country
and sovereign state.
337
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,080
The southern-most
of the Scandinavian nations.
338
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,560
-Southern-most.
-Right.
339
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,760
Southern most cos I wasn't sure
if it was Northern-most ones.
340
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,720
Boys, we've gone worldwide.
341
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,920
We've gone worldwide!
342
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,080
I can't believe we've gone global again!
Again!
343
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,520
-This is it! This is it!
-Go on!
344
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,760
Like, fucking, Denmark first and then--
345
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,160
Spain!
346
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,520
Spain, I was gonna say
the rest of the world,
347
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,440
but definitely put Spain on the list.
348
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,600
There you are, girls.
349
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,520
Got you a blue one.
I know you like the blue.
350
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,840
Thank you.
351
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,440
-When you going Essex?
-Dunno yet.
352
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,200
-What Essex?
-Aren't you moving?
353
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,480
Angel, what'd I tell you? It's a secret.
354
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,560
Great, now everyone knows cos Carly
can't keep her big fat mouth shut.
355
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,840
-Wait, so, you're moving to Essex?
-Yeah.
356
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,960
[producer] Is Decoy spending
a lot of time with Angel?
357
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,600
Er... Yeah, I dunno,
It's nice for Angel to have a friend.
358
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,160
And I approve of that friend.
359
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,040
It's not one of her annoying friends.
360
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,200
Yeah, it's good she's got
a friend with a car.
361
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,360
Cos a lot of her friends can't drive yet.
362
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,080
Can I just chat to you
outside for a second?
363
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,880
What's going on?
364
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Obviously, I was gonna tell you
but I haven't even told Grindah yet.
365
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,440
Yeah, but I need to know.
366
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,079
[talking silently]
367
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,560
[Grindah MC-ing]
368
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,560
Make sure you get your comments in.
369
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,079
Big all yous lot up, yeah.
Fuck your K's, like.
370
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,640
-Ahh, yes, brother.
-Safe, man.
371
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,880
-Check this.
-This the set-up, yeah?
372
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,560
Look.
373
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,880
-It's green.
-That's sick, innit?
374
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,160
That's green but wait, look at this.
375
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,360
Ahh, got ya.
Look round. It's not just a blanket.
376
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,360
Look, look, yeah.
A green blanket but look on the computer.
377
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,920
That's not actually there.
That's a normal green blanket.
378
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,120
-Look at him.
-It's a rave.
379
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,200
Look up again. Nothing there.
380
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,760
-It's different.
-But then look down there.
381
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,160
-What's in the background?
-Steves.
382
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,480
-No.
-The curtain. So if I did...
383
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,120
-On there!
-Oh, but here it's a rave.
384
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,120
Fucking mind-blowing.
385
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,760
Oi, guys. New comment alert.
386
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,920
OK, it says,
387
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,040
"This is shit." Oh.
388
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,440
-There was always gonna be negative--
-No, what little pussyole said that?
389
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,080
Unknown user.
390
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,600
Lucky for him, then.
391
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,760
I did clang some mixes and that, so...
392
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,920
It's probably your fault.
393
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,160
Oh! There's another one, another comment.
394
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,760
Oh, God. You know what? I think it's spam.
395
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,120
Let's not read this out. No, Tony, no...
396
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,320
"Grindah's shit". Yeah?
397
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,520
That's it. I'm shit, yeah?
398
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,240
I'm shit, well,
then I'm not doing this anymore.
399
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,720
-And you fucked it for everyone.
-Tony, please.
400
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,720
[Grindah] I'm fine with criticism.
401
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,200
There's no need
for someone to criticise me
402
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,680
cos I know I'm doing right.
D'you know what I'm saying?
403
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,240
So, if someone tries to say shit, then...
404
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,280
they can fuck off out my face.
405
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,480
-Your definitely not shit.
-Oh, shut up, Steves.
406
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,680
Your opinion means nothing.
407
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,920
[Grindah] Why, why'd you keep asking?
408
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,520
There's nothing wrong with me
so why would I care?
409
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,400
Yeah, you think I'm shit,
then listen to Fantasy,
410
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,560
then we'll see who's shit.
411
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,320
-What backdrop do I have?
-Don't worry about it.
412
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,840
-Don't worry about it.
-Peanut dust?
413
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,000
Just a bit of subliminal advertising,
isn't it.
414
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,480
That's not subliminal,
that's across the whole screen.
415
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,200
No wonder we're getting shit comments,
left, right and centre.
416
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,720
-Martin, hey.
-Hello.
417
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,880
-You going down to the car?
-Yes, to get a few more bits.
418
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,040
-I'm Craig's dad.
-Nice to meet you.
419
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,640
Craig, Craig. Come here. This is Craig.
420
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,200
-Hiya. Emily.
-How you doing?
421
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,320
-Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, nice.
422
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,600
Oh, connection there.
423
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,960
-How are you settling in?
-Good, yeah, just unpacking.
424
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,800
You should see his telly, it's massive.
Show her the telly.
425
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,360
They'll get to know each other
in their own time.
426
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,480
-Have you got a flat screen in your room?
-No, no, I don't, no.
427
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,200
-Do you like TV?
-Yeah.
428
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,520
Well, he's got Freeview built in.
429
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,440
-It's 48 inch.
-Well, you're not far from each other.
430
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,080
No, no, roomies.
431
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,360
You been into the kitchen yet?
432
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,800
-No, we need to explore, so...
-Yeah, come on, Craig.
433
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,280
-Well, come on, then.
-Come on.
434
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,680
I told you I'm sick at this shit, come on.
435
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,480
You don't have to come
all the way with us.
436
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,880
We don't mind.
437
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,800
Decoy?
438
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,960
-You alright?
-Yeah...
439
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,800
-I was gonna... I was gonna tell you.
-Hmm?
440
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,360
[producer] Is it OK to keep secrets?
441
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,760
Well, yeah, sometimes
you keep a secret to actually
442
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,800
protect someone from the truth.
Sometimes it's better to live
443
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,720
in ignorance then to actually know
444
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,720
what's really going on
and have your heart broken.
445
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,000
[sighs] Fucking prick.
Making me smoke one off and everything.
446
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,360
I'm gonna get you a little beer.
That'll cheer you up.
447
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,000
-You don't think I'm shit, do ya?
-No way.
448
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,640
-Can you reply on that?
-Yeah, but you can use the camera--
449
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,080
-No, that doesn't have the same effect.
-Alright, cool.
450
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,360
I'm gonna write it like a fucking man.
451
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,840
[angry mumbling]
Fucking...
452
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,800
Stevie, can I just have a quick
chink-wank with you?
453
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,320
Come here, come here.
454
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,080
I need to ask you a question, really.
455
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,920
First of all, I want to come clean
and tell you
456
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,240
that geezer in the picture, that was me.
457
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,200
-OK.
-Yeah, I know.
458
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,480
And I wanted to ask you,
what do you think of Carol?
459
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,120
-Do you think she's good for me?
-Carol? Er...
460
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,880
I dunno. If it works, it works,
d'you know what I mean?
461
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,640
It's all different strokes--
462
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,320
The thing is, yeah, she does
a lot of stuff to me in the bedroom.
463
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,640
She's very dominate, yeah.
She's very painful.
464
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,680
She does a lot of, kind of like, gagging
and liquid and spitting.
465
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,160
-What's with all the spitting these days?
-I dunno, mate.
466
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,520
-I don't get it, son.
-No, I don't.
467
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,880
[Chabuddy]
I mean, like, is that normal sex?
468
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,720
-Do normal people do that?
-I don't think so.
469
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,960
-No.
-What should I do?
470
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,920
Carry on...on doing it?
471
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,800
I dunno.
472
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,000
This is why I stay clear
of all this sex stuff.
473
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,600
It's all got, sort of, a bit weird.
474
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,320
You've got the right idea, OK.
475
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,080
Last thing you do, yeah.
Keep it in your jim-jams.
476
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,600
Sex is evil.
477
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,120
-OK.
-Thanks for the chat.
478
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,800
[Steves] That's weird. Er...
479
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,960
What you saying? "You will get salpped."
480
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,360
No, "slapped". For fuck's sake.
481
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,680
OK, guys, just quickly,
this is Craig's ham.
482
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,880
I've labelled it,
so please don't touch it.
483
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,560
I've also labelled his shelf,
484
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,320
so there shouldn't be any confusion.
Alright?
485
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,200
You can go now.
486
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,760
-What about the house meeting?
-What house meeting?
487
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,520
I've called a house meeting at 8 o'clock
488
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,400
so we can have a few drinks,
get to know each other. Break the ice.
489
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,760
[Beats] Oh, mate,
I would love to go to uni now.
490
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,160
It's sick. There's bare chicks, yeah.
491
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,080
There's bare weed
492
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,680
and you don't even have to do
the work anymore.
493
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,400
I thought you had to read books.
494
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,800
But apparently on the internet
you can just read a little paragraph
495
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,000
and that's it. Standard.
496
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,080
[producer] What,
they've shortened the books?
497
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,960
They've shortened the books now
cos people don't even like books.
498
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,920
You can even get a book
where a brah read it to you, like.
499
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,760
So, you can, literally, kick back,
light a bifta
500
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,240
and the coursework writes itself.
501
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,080
-Just go. It's getting embarrassing.
-Oh, God. Doesn't want his old man
502
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,360
embarrassing him.
503
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,120
See you guys later, yeah. Enjoy.
504
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,360
They're all well safe.
505
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,280
Craig, can I get a lift to the station?
506
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,160
Craig?
507
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,240
-[Steves] What background is it?
-[Chabuddy] We got war. War background.
508
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,560
-Sick.
-Don't point a gun at me.
509
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,320
-Stay down in the trenches.
-[Chabuddy laughs]
510
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,000
-[Chabuddy makes explosion sound]
-It's Bollywood.
511
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,680
[Steves and Chabuddy
make explosion sounds]
512
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,720
[Chabuddy laughs]
513
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,000
[Chabuddy] 30 people are watching
right now. That's amazing.
514
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,920
Decoy, you should join in, man.
This is jokes.
515
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,560
Nah, allow that. That's bait.
I'm not putting my face on that.
516
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,000
He's got a good point. It is a bit bait.
517
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,280
That's why the whole vibes been off,
actually.
518
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,720
Let's just put it back
to how it was before.
519
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,960
We got so many people watching?
520
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,440
They're not, they're the shit ones,
so it doesn't count.
521
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,280
[Grindah] I think, yeah,
as musical artists...
522
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,520
we give fans a little bit too much credit.
523
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,640
Listeners shouldn't have voices.
524
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,640
That's why they're called listeners.
525
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,760
Brah, that's mad clever.
526
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,280
-I know.
-That's sick.
527
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,240
-No, no, that's it! That's it now!
-We've had so much fun.
528
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,800
He said it, he's right.
Decoy's announced it
529
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,600
and that's exactly
what I've been thinking, yeah.
530
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,360
It's brought out the worst in all you lot,
yeah.
531
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,120
Fucking, I've never seen
Fantasy be so arrogant.
532
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,840
Sadly, we've got to get rid of the webcam.
That's that.
533
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,400
Do you think it's weird that speakers
are called speakers?
534
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,280
No, I don't. Stop interrupting.
535
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,560
They ain't even got mouths.
536
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,040
But, Tony, it's modern,
everyone's using this.
537
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,680
It's the future, mate.
538
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,720
Live streaming. The cam girls,
they use it.
539
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,920
Oh, right, so, what you're saying is
540
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,400
you want me to fucking put a bikini on
start shoving shit up my arse
541
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,200
only for everyone to not appreciate me
and be disrespecting me in the comments.
542
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,400
Not happening.
543
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,560
Yeah, I don't want to do that either
with my arse.
544
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,760
Yeah, nothings been up my arsehole ever.
Promise.
545
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,360
Good, glad we've cleared that up.
546
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,840
[Chabuddy] Careful with it.
547
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,840
Just in case, actually,
548
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,960
get rid of this fucking shit.
549
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,120
-[Steves] Don't smash the...
-Aah!
550
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,360
Come on, Steves. Come on.
551
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,840
-[garage plays]
-Get rid of it.
552
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,560
It was fun while it lasted.
553
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,320
And there you have it.
Kurupt FM officially broken the internet.
554
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,800
Good to be back to the old school, innit?
555
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,120
[Beats] Got a weird vibe, innit?
556
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,600
It's normally Craig sitting there
with his headset on.
557
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,840
[Beats] Yeah, I'm gonna miss Craig.
558
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,360
Still smells of him as well.
559
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,160
I miss him just, like, being there,
like, just his, his presence.
560
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,800
He's so warm.
561
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,680
Like, physically warm as well, like.
562
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,520
[Angel chatting on phone]
563
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,520
Angel?
564
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,640
Who are you talking to?
565
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,840
Better not be Carly.
566
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,200
So Decoy knows about Essex now
and, obviously, I've told Angel
567
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,520
and she was a bit sad but she's ten
so she's always upset about something.
568
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,480
Also it's great to tell Angel first
569
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,920
cos her and Grindah often think
the same way about stuff.
570
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,880
So, it's like, she was the practice run
571
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,960
and now it's time for the real one
with Grindah.
572
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,600
Let's see you comment now,
you little prick.
573
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:04,240
Yeah, yeah, comments, yeah?
Comments, yeah?
574
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,960
Fuck the internet.
575
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,000
[producer] Do you have any rules
in the bedroom?
576
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,120
No pain, no gain. Know what I'm saying?
577
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,880
Carol always says that to me.
"No pain. No gain."
578
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,680
As you scream and go, "Argh!"
579
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,000
She gags my mouth,
"Shut up, you piece of shit!"
580
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,120
-It's all part of our foreplay.
-It's love, it's love.
581
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,720
It's love, yeah, yeah.
582
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,120
-[Carol] Where you been?
-Your Uber has arrived.
583
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,560
Get in.
584
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,760
-[Carol] Put this in your mouth.
-[Chabuddy] It's too big, Carol.
585
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,480
Open your mouth!
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