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Miche, how you getting on, babe?

OK, we're ready.

Oh, babe, look at you!

Oh, you look like a princess.

What like a proper one or a shit boring one, like Kate Middleton?

No, you look like a natural one. I mean, like a Disney one.

-Doesn't she? -Yeah, you look lovely. Beautiful.

-[director] So the marriage is back on then? -Yeah.

So I've still got my wedding plan, so we're good to go.

I mean, Grindah still can't believe how quickly I've done it all, so...

He said I'm so organised that it's insane.

It's actually just practical.

Have you got... Have you sorted it?

No, I'm gonna see how this looks and then...

-Cos I'm sure it'll look good on him. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Then I'll just go from there and decide what I'm gonna do. -Yeah, yeah.

How we looking in there? Is it looking good?

I can't wait to see Grindah in his outfit.

He looks good in everything so I know he's gonna look sick in this outfit.

Definitely. Yeah. He looks like a JD Sports model anyway.

Come on, let's see it then.

I think it's a bit much, man.

Yeah.

Turn around, Steves.

He's gonna hate it.

The colouring's wrong for a start.

-It's more darker than that. -More olive.

Yeah. And he's older now so it's gonna be even darker

than when I last saw it. Take it off.

-Try something else? -Yeah. That's not gonna work.

-Stag, stag! -Slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag!

-Why do you keep saying slag? -I thought we're saying "slag".

-No, "stag". Stag, stag, stag... -Oh, stag!

Chabsie! You old cock-sniffer.

Guys, just keep it down.

I thought you were the boss, do whatever you want.

I am the boss, definitely, but just keep it quiet, yeah?

Anyway, what costume you lot got, you bloody mentalist?

It's top secret. You'll see it tonight.

You'll see it tonight, yeah? Stag, stag...

-Steve, don't overdo it, mate. Pick your moments. -Sorry, it's my first one.

-Charlie? -Yes, mate? Hi.

You were up for some extra hours.

-Would you take a delivery later? Be much appreciated. -Yeah, no...

-Thanks, bud. -Cheers, mate.

Thank you very much for your hard work, continue.

-Crack it on. -You gotta stay late for a delivery or something?

No, mate, I'll get him to do it. But I tell you what.

The way he was speaking to me, yeah, it's just fucking disrespectful, yeah?

He should know that I'm the fucking boss around here.

-Why are you whispering? -No, I'm just whispering cos I don't wanna, like, alert...

-Charlie, would you help out back, please? -Yeah, yeah, sure, mate.

-I'll tell you what, I'll help out back. -Yeah.

-Yeah. OK, thanks. -Charlie, stag, stag, stag!

[director] Are you looking forward to the stag do?

-Oh, the stag. Yes. -Course we are!

-Yeah, yeah. -It's gonna be a night all about me,

-designed by him. -We're gonna wind him up so much.

-You're not gonna wind me up. -But that's a stag do, innit?

No. Don't make me look like... Do you know what I mean?

I like having a laugh as much as the next man, yeah,

but don't try laughing at me on my own stag do, like.

That just takes the piss.

[all] Stag, stag, stag, stag, stag, stag!

-[laughter] -He loves it!

Stag, stag, stag, stag!

Do a turtle kick. Go.

Oh-ho, he's a turtle!

[laughter]

Oh, come on!

[laughter]

[director] Why are you wearing the outfit?

It's Grindah's stag night and he said the best man has to wear the suit.

Exactly, I'm not wearing that bollocks. Gonna look like a twat all night.

-Meant to be having the night of my bloody life. -Just get in the way to be fair.

It's actually really inconvenient.

-Come on, you love it. -Yeah. Shall we get some drinks in, anyway?

-Yeah. -Bucas?

-OK. -Is it my round?

-It's always your round, Steves. -Bucas, yeah?

[all sing] ♪ When I saw you girl from across the room ♪

♪ You had your eyes on me, I had my eyes on you ♪

♪ Went to the bar for a sambuca ♪

Hey, is buca, sambuca?

Steves, don't get bucas, that's disgusting.

Get some proper drinks in. Round of apple sourz.

-Yes! Apple sourz. -Yes, come on.

Can't wait to get these down my bloody throat. [laughs]

Just take it out of that.

[Steves] Since the inheritance money came through,

I've actually been promoted to Kurupt FM accountant.

[director] So do you pay for everything as well?

Yeah, that's what an accountant does, actually.

It's basically people who work for the company.

They say to you, "You pay for that now, cos you're the accountant."

So very much the money man of the operation.

-Did you get any beers? -No, I thought you said get apple sourz.

-Get the beers in, Stevie, come on. -Beers as well, yeah?

We're going mental tonight.

[Chabsie] Marky Mark.

-How you doing? You all right? -Yeah. Good, thanks.

Listen, I was wondering if you could do me a really big favour, mate.

You know that delivery that's coming later on, could you possibly stay for it?

No, I can't, I've got stuff on later. Sorry.

-What, like, what stuff? -Just stuff, you know?

No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me, mate? Because I've got this stag coming up.

It's quite important, so, like, please.

Yeah, I gotta go pick up some medicine for my mum. She's sick.

Well, what's wrong with her?

Sorry, mate. No, that's bang out of order.

[Carol] Oh, my fucking God! Look at the size of it!

Oh, here comes the bride!

-You got me a Hummer! -Yeah. The one you told me to get.

Yeah, not exactly. The image reference I sent you was a pink one but, yeah, not to worry.

-I couldn't find a pink one. -It's fine. It shouldn't ruin it, so...

Miche did choose me to be her Maid of Honour,

which was a surprise, definitely.

Yeah, we're always surprising each other, aren't we?

I mean, that's just what best friends do.

I can't be your best friend, can I?

-I surprised you again, bestie! -Oh, you got me.

-Put these on, babe? -No, this isn't some cheap, tacky hen do. We got a Hummer.

[director] Who's organised the hen do?

It's sort of a mix of the two minds, isn't it? Mostly mine.

-Yeah, mostly yours. -With a little sprinkling of you.

Can you have a little word with Jackie as well.

I'm not sure about what she's wearing.

It's not part of the colour palette we agreed.

-If you just wanna have a quick... -No, I'll do that.

Roche hasn't really been to parties before,

so I'm teaching her about how to have fun and sort of going out,

and that kinda thing, so, yeah, we've done a lot of brain storming on what a night out is.

-Just cos it's not pink. -OK, stick those in the bag.

-Are you in? OK. -Smile!

-Miche! Whooo, Miche! -Back to pout.

Fish face.

-Right, now in, come on. -OK.

Oh, come on, it's all right.

Can I just say, this is the comfiest thing I've ever sat on.

We're gonna have a good night tonight!

Yay!

Down your throat. Oooh!

Really lukewarm. Absolutely mental, you are.

Oh, what's going on here then, mate?

What, are you Grindah?

-Oh! OK. -No, that's Grindah.

I see what's going on. You absolute bastard, Beats.

Yes, I am he. Please go easy on me.

Why are you in the costume then?

-Cos he said I had to wear it. -You're here for me, so...

A stripper is one of the most important things on a stag night.

I went for the one that looked most like Miche,

cos I think he'd like that. Got the number from a phone box. Old school.

-Come on. -Are we going to a hotel or you wanna do me in the toilets here?

What? Just normal, on the table, in front of everyone.

Oh, shit!

I'm really sorry. My mistake.

I thought you was a stripper. I didn't realise you were actually a fully blown prostitute.

Uh! You got me a brass.

-Disgusting. -It's not disgusting, actually, thank you very much.

Well, I'm not going anywhere near that, cos I don't know what you might have.

-I don't know what you might have. -I haven't got anything.

Clean as a whistle.

Well, anyone else?

Someone can come with me. You might be quick.

Yeah, Steves'll do it. Go on, Steves.

Can I just pay you to not to have to do anything?

Well, you can do, yeah. You can give me some money, that's all right. Yeah, all right then.

All right, I'll just pay you and then we don't have to.

-No, that's fine. Just give the money. -It's 140, Steves.

No, it's 160, actually. We said 160 on the phone.

-I think there's another couple. -Another one of those?

-Thank you. Nice to meet you. -Yeah, and you.

Thank you. [coughs]

Fucking hell, I thought you was gonna get me a stripper and a sick night and that.

Sitting in fucking pubs with prostitutes. Worst night of my life.

-Hurray! -Woo-hoo!

I wish I'd worn something I could flash with, lift it up.

Guys, no. Guys, sorry, no!

You're spoiling the look. We want everyone to think we're high-class celebrities.

-I'm only having a laugh. -Let's just have a bit of this "Proseccio" and enjoy ourselves.

No, I'm all right, thanks.

Take a glass for the photos and it'll look like you're fun.

-Everyone want a drink? -Fuck it, I'll have a little one.

[all] Whoooo!

Right, I'm off, mate. See you tomorrow.

Yeah, all right, mate. Hope your mum gets better, yeah?

Yeah, cool.

Dickhead!

Grindah said he wanted the best night of his life and that's what I'm gonna give him.

[mobile buzzes]

-Yes, mate? -[Beats] Where you at, mate?

No, I'm still waiting for this bhenchod delivery.

What's the name of that strip club you go to?

-Oh, you're going titty bar. -Yeah, if we can find it.

OK, listen, don't go to the Blue Lion, OK?

Go to the one behind Soho Street.

They have more intense lighting so it's a bit more HD.

We're next to the theatre in Centrals. Where do we go now?

-Which way is it? -Left.

-Where now? Right? -Oh, for fuck's sake, Beats!

-No, left. -We just came from there!

-Is it this way or not? -Is it this way or not?

-No! He doesn't know where we are. -Is it at the end of this road?

Tell Chabsie I said stag, stag, stag!

No, it's down there. See you in a bit, Chabs.

All right, in a bit, in a bit. Bye.

Come on!

It's straight down the end here, through the alleyway.

-Definitely? -Oh-ho!

Someone's going strip club and it's me.

Strip club!

-Put it down, it's dirty. -Oh.

-[Carol] Ooh, hello! -Oh, we're nearly at karaoke!

Roche, are you OK to pop ahead, hon, and make sure everything's all ready for us?

-Yeah, I'll do a soundcheck. -Thanks, bestie. It's perfect.

I haven't got drunk since I got pregnant, really.

So I'm a bit worried that if I get back into it, I'll start enjoying it a bit too much.

You know what it's like, right? One minute you're having a couple of Stellas,

next thing you know you've blacked out and put a brick through Craig's dad's window.

Who's gonna go first? I got the perfect song to get us all started.

-Yeah, well, I'm doing Biggie. -No. Sorry, no, no, no.

No one's singing what they want. I've already got it planned out.

You just need to get in there and just have some fun.

-Oh, my God! -All right, well, Roche is gonna go first.

-Yeah, run ahead, perfect, yeah. -I'll run out.

-All right, I'm going. -Oh, my God, I can't believe we're here!

God, that was good, wasn't it?

Yeah, that was nice wasn't it? A little lap round Brentford.

[Roche] I decided to have the hen at my house

because I couldn't be fucked with all the intense planning.

Craig, have you done that soundcheck?

Just make sure it's working, yeah?

I would rather stick up a few lights in my living room,

than go round every single karaoke bar in London with Miche.

-I'll get a drink, baby. -Just follow all the arrows to the fun.

-Hey, fun! -All right?

[Roche] Plus, if they start doing my head in,

I can always escape upstairs to bed.

-We agreed on... -Oh, yeah. No, I know.

His girlfriend's upstairs. They're not gonna disturb us.

I'll just lock them in his room once he's got a snack, yeah?

-Sooner rather than later. -OK.

-Yes! -Lovely, lovely!

Craig, mate? He's got a girlfriend!

I thought you were the stripper.

And he's going upstairs, but this is all sorted, yeah?

-That's fine, yeah, yeah. -Thanks. Thanks, mate.

Let's leave Craig and come over here, yeah?

[Miche] Do you like it? Speech, speech, speech!

Speech, speech! OK, so I'm gonna do the speech, so take a seat everyone.

-Oh, right! -Pop yourselves down.

I thought you were gonna do it on behalf of the bride.

Oh, I'll have a Prosexy, yeah.

-Let's do the speech first. -All right.

So, welcome, everyone, to my hen party. Such a pleasure to have you all here.

So I'm gonna be hosting the evening along with my Maid of Honour,

and I'd love to give her a big round of applause to thank her for the use of her venue

for our lovely fun hen party. Thank you, Roche.

-Lovely, darlin'. -Lovely decorations.

-Well, I didn't really... I mean, it's not me. -When did you find the time?

-Well, I haven't done... That was all Miche. -That's all me.

Miche put all this stuff up - those pictures of Miche on my wall.

-Yeah. -I mean, that's...

That is a lot of effort, isn't it?

If anyone wants to take any pictures of anything,

feel free to put up on your socials.

Use the hashtag "Miche's hen do", please.

-So the whole world knows. -OK.

-Shall we get the drinks now? -What you fancy?

-Just a cocktail. -Just a cocktail?

[dance music plays]

Oh, my days. This is fucking sick.

All right?

Sick!

-Steve, you got any money? -Yeah.

-Give him a tenner as well. -Fucking hell.

Thank you.

-No, you chuck it on 'em. -Chuck it.

Thank you.

-So... No, that's my one. -That was, like, 80 quid.

-Oh, let's go to the bar. -Yeah, let's go to the bar.

-Weird. -Thanks very much. Cheers.

-There's chicks everywhere. -I know.

-Oh, mate! -Oh. Bang on it as well.

What you saying? You all right, yeah? Grindah.

That's Beats. Steves, get the drinks in.

-Hello, Mr Turtle. -I love turtles.

-Give us a twirl. -Let's see your shell.

-[both] Oh! -Shell! You like a dickhead!

He looks cute.

-You boys on a stag do? -Yeah, I'm not the stag though.

-No, I'm the stag. -Why is he wearing the outfit?

-Just cos he's the best man. -He's the fun one.

I'm the fun one and if you took me for a dance then you might see how bloody fun I am.

-He is well fun. -Boys, I'm just gonna go over there.

-There's a VIP bit or something. -Do a bit, Stevie!

So you gonna have a dance then, Mr Turtle?

-Erm... -He doesn't want to dance.

-He needs the toilet. -You need the toilet?

-No, I'm good, I'm all right. -No, you do need the toilet.

-You all right? -Yeah, he needs a shit, let's go.

-You're gonna come back then, yeah? -Definitely coming back, yeah.

-Make sure you come back. -I'm definitely coming back.

We're both coming back. See you girls in a bit, yeah?

-Yeah. -Bye, Mr Turtle.

-Come back. -Bye.

-They were on you, man. -No, they weren't. They were chatting to you the whole time.

That's how girls flirt. They chat to their mate more than the guy they fancy.

They don't. Ain't got a clue. Now, come in here.

Where are they? Come on!

Oh, fuck it! You know what? I can't wait. I can't wait.

Yeah, you know what, sometimes...

you work the bloody nine to five,

you're bloody chasing that Yankee dollar.

You just wanna get away and have a bit of fun, mate. Yeah?

Some people go to the footie, they watch their bloody favourite team.

"Come on up your reds!" and that. Me, I like to escape in the titty bar, you know?

You gotta treat a titty bar like your local. It's like your regular.

Come on, man. Where are these bhenchods?

They're eating into my titty time!

I'll walk in, "Hey...

How's Bianca doing?

How's the Caesarean scar healing up?"

So, you know, you have to know your local place

if you wanna have a good stag do, you know?

-So it's karaoke time, everyone! -Oh, blinding, Miche, oh!

Roche, can you hurry up with the drinks please, hon?

It's actually me and Roche up first.

-Are we? -Yeeeah!

Come on down! Yeah, great. Ready?

-Got your mic? -Yeah.

Come on, Roche! Come on, Roche!

-That's fizzy that, innit? -Yeah, it is.

So the reason that I picked this song is actually,

because it's not only about mine and Grindah's love story,

but I think it applies to mine and Roche's friendship as well.

-Does it? -Yeah. Well, listen to the lyrics.

♪ Come a long way ♪

♪ But we're not too sure where we've been ♪

♪ Had good times ♪

♪ We've had success ♪

[dance music plays]

-Look all right? -Yeah, yeah. No, it looks good.

-Yeah? -Fits well, yeah.

-You ready for a dance now? -[Beats laughs] Erm...

Notice anything different?

Love your new outfit. Looks really, really smart.

-Well, I'm the turtle now, so... -Chill out, Donatello.

It's not Donatello, it's Rafael.

You do actually look quite cute as a turtle.

-Yeah, exactly. -Come with me, boys.

Great, so two men is basically gay then.

Can we do it separately at least,

so we don't make eye contact or touch knees or whatever?

To be honest with you, strippers scare me, in general.

Jesus Christ!

Like anybody that's that confident in their body

is not to be trusted.

A little fact for you, actually.

Roche's never seen me with my T-shirt off.

Bloody bastards! Get out the way. Get out the way.

Come on!

Put it there.

Put it there. Cheers, mate. Thank you, good work.

-No worries, man. -Good work. Andale, andale, andale!

Juldi, juldi, juldi!

All right. Good one, yeah? See you later, mate.

-See you later, mate. Cheers. -Right, OK. Come on, let's go, let's go.

OK.

Go titty bar.

All right. [chuckles]

Titty bar!

Next up on the karaoke is... Tanya!

-I couldn't! I can't. -Go on, babe, go on!

No, Tanya, you have to, cos you're next on the schedule, so up you come.

-Go on, Tanya! -Whoo!

OK, what am I singing?

Just to let everyone know that I chose this song

because once Grindah brought me some flowers and a vase.

-Oh, that's sweet. -Yeah, it's a great memory.

-Wait. Can you hear that? -[banging]

-What the fuck is that? -[banging and groaning]

Oh, my God! [laughs]

It's two floors up, Roche. I'm not...

-We need to stop it. -All right, fuck it.

Fuck all this! I am not letting Craig have more fun than me.

-Whoo! -Right? Let's put the music on.

Put the music on, we're gonna have some fun.

Miche, I want you to have fun.

If we're sitting listening to my son

-pounding away at some anonymous woman... -Oh, don't!

Then that is not fun, right? If she is getting it, we're having cocks too.

-Yes, Roche! -Everybody get your dicks out!

No, no.

-No. -There you go.

No. Sorry, this isn't the sort of fun we're meant to be having.

-So let's put that all away. -Come on, Miche!

-You're only at a hen party once. -[Carol] Not necessarily, baby.

Everyone, let's do it.

Dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks!

Dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks!

-You want another one? -Er, yeah, we do.

-Yeah? Well, next time... -Quick, quick.

How was it?

-God, mate! -Mine was well safe as well.

No. Not safe. I mean, she was literally staring in my eyes the whole time,

and kept saying, like, that she wanted me to stay for another dance,

cos she couldn't get enough of me. It was like she was obsessed with me.

I may never get this opportunity again.

If I don't go for it, I might regret it for the rest of my life.

Bruv, like... Maybe I'm rushing into this whole marriage thing, right?

-What? -Yeah.

She kept saying there was something about me and she's right.

Look at her. She can get anyone she wants in here and she chose me.

-What about Miche though? -You gonna buy me that drink then or what?

So, Beats, I'm gonna have to...

Could I get, erm...?

-Champagne, please. -OK, yeah.

[Grindah] Listen, life's full of big decisions, yeah? Make one wrong turn,

bang, you can regret that shit forever, yeah?

The main thing to do is never admit that you've made that wrong move.

That way, you'll have no regrets in life.

So, Jackie, there's no need to interfere with any of that.

I've picked all the songs that you want to sing. Just need to enjoy yourself, yeah?

Great. What we having?

-Vodka. -Very good.

Cheers. Whole fucking jug! I nearly fucking went then.

Best friends shot time. There you go, you know.

Stare into my eyes. What colour are your eyes?

Brown. Really nice, very chocolatey.

'Ere, babe? What time's the stripper coming?

Yeah, no, we're not having a stripper, Mum.

You've gotta have your stripper though, babe.

-Maybe we should just fuck it and get one. -Do you think?

Don't you feel like we're going a bit too mental?

Miche? As your best mate,

I can honestly say we are going nowhere near too mental.

-Come on. -♪ ..Think I'm bonkers ♪

-This is not on the list. -♪ I just think I'm free ♪

♪ Man, I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me ♪

-What's going on? -Go, Jackie!

♪ Some people play for thrills, but I get mine for free ♪

Where the fuck is he, man?

I reckon he might have gone with her.

He's all right. He's having a good time, innit?

He's been an hour and a half. That's like three grand.

It's Steve's money anyway.

I'm gonna go and have a look for him, yeah?

Grindah!

Oi!

-Oh, sorry. -Get out.

Grindah!

Grindah! Oi, where's Grindah?

I dunno. What do you mean?

What are you doing? Why are you dancing?

Felt a bit weird just her dancing on her own.

Come on, man, we need to find him.

-What do you mean? -He's going mad. Come on, let's find him.

-Steve! -Sorry. Gotta go.

Nice one. See you later. Keep working on the gun fingers.

Grindah!

-Grindah! -Grindah!

Oh, Monica. How you doing?

Listen, I've only got a tenner here.

Can you do pay as you go, just last time?

-Grindah! -Grindah!

-Grindah! -Seen my mate? He's dressed as a turtle.

-Tenner, like, two minutes. -Chabsie.

-Can you do that thing where you make your arse flap really fast? -Chabs.

-Yeah. -I can't find Grindah, man.

-He's run off with a fucking stripper. -Listen, mate, tell me about it.

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, she robbed the T-shirt and fucked off, mate.

-Yeah, I know, but... Oh, there she is. -Grindah!

-Oi, where's Grindah? What have you done with him? -What?

Don't play dumb with me. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Where is he?

-Are you fucking joking? -You fell in love with him.

-Who? -Grindah!

-Oh, my God, are you joking? -Gorgeous, green eyes.

You think I fell in love with him? That's my job.

-I tell everyone that they've got beautiful eyes. -What?!

-Can you just get these pricks out of my face, please? -All right.

-Everything's fine. -She's ruining my mate's marriage.

-Oh, yeah! Come on, get out! -Come on, boys.

-Out you get. -I'm a regular, Gazzy, Guzzle. Ten pounds.

-I don't want it. What, you think I'm a stripper? -No, no, no.

-You could be if you wanted to. -Come here!

-Come here! -Aah!

-Come here. -Oh, watch the ponytail! It's insured, bhenchod!

-Aaah! Aaah! -Go on.

He might still be in there. Can I just check?

-No. You're not going in there. -Come on, mate.

-Just wanna check. -I'm a regular. Come on, one dance, just me.

-Has he texted any of you lot? Decoy, has he texted you? -Nah.

I'll tell you what, shall we go to another titty bar

and then he can just meet us there?

Nah.

-I feel like I let him down. -[Steves] No, man.

That was well safe earlier when you got him a prostitute and that.

You got him a prostitute? What was she like?

I'll tell you one thing, mate. She doesn't look like she does on the card.

Do you think he's still in there?

He loved it, from what I saw, like.

I think he was having a good time.

[Grindah] The thing is, yeah? Like, I didn't think she was my one and only before,

cos I always thought there's better birds out there and that, and there is, but,

it's just, you never really see 'em, so just settle for what you've got.

-[director] Settle for? -Yeah.

Settle, that's a positive. I feel settled right now.

I'm calm. I am karma.

♪ There's no way he could mistake ♪

♪ For you that Are you insane? ♪

♪ See I no good, you maybe ♪

-♪ Just a bit jealous of... ♪ -What the fuck you doing here?

-Shh, I'm here to see Miche. -You all right?

Yeah. I've had a revelation.

I choose you over everyone. I don't want anyone else.

-Oh, he's just figured out what marriage is about. -Shut up, Mum!

-What's happened? -Tonight's made me realise what I've got.

Really, really good looks, and there's gonna be temptations out there,

-but I don't wanna fuck this up ever again. -OK.

Me, neither. I like your tortoise costume. You look really cute.

'Ere, maybe he could give us a little dance, yeah, in your sexy little costume.

It's not sexy. It's a Ninja Turtle, so...

-He's quite buff under that Lycra, in't he? -Yeah, look at his little bum!

-You can't see my bum, the shell's covering it. -You could be our stripper!

-Yeah, go on. -It's easy to be a stripper, it's easy.

-Go on, show us your legs. -Ooh, it's hard, isn't it?

Oh, that's so hard, isn't it? Yeah?

-Look at him! -He's good, in't he? It saves us having to pay for one.

-Look at him! -There's just nothing to it.

-OK. -Yay!

This is every girl's dream, innit?

-Oh, perfect! -Ooh, you like that?

[Tanya] Grindah by name, grinder by nature!

-Ooh, hello. -Off! Off! Off! Off!

-Want me to take it off do you? Yeah? -Yeah! Whooo!

-Whoooo! -Put the shell between your legs.

[Miche] I think the future for me is all about getting a much bigger house.

Then have lots of bedrooms in it so we can have lots of little Grindahs and Miches.

[Grindah] Well, yeah, I mean, don't need to talk about that now.

It's a dream come true to me getting Miche back.

And I just feel like, you know, live in the moment, do you what I mean, like?

[Miche] Yeah. And then look forward to the future of having...

-[Grindah] Yeah, look forward... -[Miche] ...a family.

Yeah. Yeah, definitely. One day.

-Whoo! -Go on, Michey!

-Look at that! -Grindah! Grindah!

[Grindah laughs] I'm good at this, ain't I?

I'm good at this. Yeah. Yeah.

-So, you live round here? -Yeah, sort of. Erm...

-I'm kinda in between addresses at the moment. -Oh, me too.

-Yeah, it's hard, isn't it? -Yeah, it's just here actually.

So if you just jump in the van, really.

-What, in the back? -Yeah, I've got everything sorted, you'll see.

Oh.

-Oh, yeah. Oh. -Yeah.

So, what's your name again?

Er, my name? Erm, my name's, er...Charlie.

-You look a bit like a Charlie, actually. -Yeah.

Can you do a Polish accent?

No.