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[drum and bass plays]

All the crew locked in, locked on your sound system.

You're listening to the... Your sound system to listen...

You're listening to the sounds of the legendary DJ Stevie!

Phone number to call... What is the phone number? Stevie.

-Er, where is it? -Phone number to call!

-They should know it by now. -Exactly.

The phone number to call is the same one that we usually do.

[director] Has Grindah changed much since we were last with you?

Yeah, he's doing coke and that every night, even on week nights.

I used to know a guy that done that, but he worked in Carphone Warehouse.

I understand that. But when you are the best MC in the galaxy,

why are you sticking that shit up your nose?

-[DJ Beats] See you later, boys. -Where are you going?

-I've got to go home. -I'm gonna have a bit more of this. Stevie, on the head.

-[director] Have you seen much of Grindah? -[Miche] No, not really.

His hair's been suffering quite a lot and that's hurtful for me,

and I feel like he's almost doing that to get back at me.

But what can I do? You just have to let him ruin his own life.

And hair.

-[director] I notice you've got a bit of a new look going on. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone's like, "Oh, you should get a job and go get a haircut."

-Hello, I am a robot. No. -Yeah. "Wear these clothes."

Look at me. I look perfectly fine, do you know what I mean?

-After three months, your clothes clean themselves. -Do you know what I'm saying?

Where's Decoy? Is Decoy still here?

Everyone went, I think.

-That's daylight, bruv. -Hurrah. Fucking hell!

Let's start the breakfast show.

[baby cries]

Please stop crying, mate. Please stop crying.

Please stop crying. I can actually hear it in my dreams.

This scream, like, even when she's not crying.

If we've learned anything from Robyn,

it's that you really need to express yourself.

[Beats] Yeah. And also, like,

really, really think about if you're gonna have kids,

like, proper think about it. Don't just do it, cos...

I should've thought about it a bit more.

-What? -Not in that way. I'm proper...

over the moon and that, happy, but just think about it.

[baby cries]

Yeah, obviously the mood is quite stressful

with a new baby and that.

But she's too young to help.

[Roche] Kevin. Kevin!

-Yeah? -Where's the washing powder?

-Oh, I'll get it. -Come on, sweetheart.

-[baby screams] -Oh, I know.

You get heavier every day, don't you? Heavier and louder.

[knocking]

-[Grindah] Oi! -One minute.

Oi! Oi!

Hurry up. It's an emergency.

Open the door. Come on!

-[knocking] -Oi!

Bruv, we've got something to show you.

-It's actually mad. -Have you not been to bed yet?

This is bigger than sleep. We're at war, bruv. Come through.

Where's your radio?

What the fuck's that?

VR, innit?

-Watch it, watch. -Bruv, bruv.

Seriously, take a seat. Take a seat.

-And listen up. -[radio plays dance music]

Right about now, you're locked into the sounds of Kold FM 108.6, London's finest.

Kold FM. Brand-new pirate radio station.

-And they play garage, like us. -They play garage, same as us.

Same ting, bruv. Right, this can't run.

-Can't...run. -Nah.

Let the crew know about this one - Shazzy Dave...

-Sick tune, as well. -No, it's not!

-Stop. See, they're even getting in Steve's head! -Aaaagh!

[Grindah] What annoys me most about Kold FM is that...

how do you spell "cold"? Like C-O-L-D, yeah?

How do you spell "corrupt"? With a C. I don't know, like, but with a C.

But we spell it with a K. Boom! Now these boys are writing it with a K.

-So "Kold" is spelt with a K? -That's what I'm saying.

We invented the K.

Come on then, Ange. Are you excited?

-Hello! -Hiya. You all right?

This is Jack. He's an amazing photographer.

He's really the best. Like, he's brilliant. He's a miracle worker.

-Best in the area, yeah. -You'd better come in.

-OK. [laughs] -Hi, Angel.

How's it going in the fashion world?

Not too much of that at the moment.

-Oh, really? -No, mainly bathroom suites.

Great. Good, yeah.

So what do you want to do here today, then?

OK, so, today, we're doing, like, a new family portrait.

And so now I'm, like, an independent, single mum,

so I want something that sort of reflects that,

something that's a bit sassy, maybe a bit feministy.

Something that sort of screams at you, "I don't need you any more."

-You know, it's all about me. -Right.

I did go through a bit of a bad patch after the break-up.

I just tried to fill the hole that Grindah left behind

with jacket potatoes with cheese and beans,

but I've lost that weight now.

Yeah, and I'm feeling better than ever. I'm thriving.

-Angel, how's Mummy doing? -Thriving.

Exactly.

-[horn honks] -Oi!

-Yeah, I'm coming. -Come on, we've got go.

We're going to war with Kold FM. Innit, Beats?

-[Chabsie] Big papi! -Chabsie!

The king cock-sniffer has arrived!

Kevin, you old slapper! Jump in the van, mate.

-Ah! Grindah, you all right? -Yes, that was quick.

-You heard about the war? -What? What war?

-Radio war. -We're going to go and get a highchair.

A highchair? What's that got...?

How's a highchair going to save us in a war?

We need to make a plan.

-Tony, mate, listen. -What are you doing?

You go back to the station. All right? Keep guard.

When we're finished, we'll pop down and make sure everything's all right.

OK. Good. Someone's talking sense, because I'm the strongest.

OK, you lot do that. We'll regroup back at the station.

-Yeah, yeah. -All right, sweet. Steves, come on.

Stevie, is he still, you know... Grindah still living at yours?

[Stevie] It is nice having Grindah as a housemate.

It's good to have someone to do drugs with.

A lot of people get weirded out by me and, like, leave.

But he's got nowhere to go, so...perfect.

Steves! What are you doing? I've been talking to you this whole time!

Sorry, man.

Ready, Ange, come on, get your coat off!

Great. Just turn your lights on. Watch.

-It's amazing. God. -[Jack laughs]

Modelling's a very luxurious industry, definitely.

It's all about sort of the glamour and the fame.

You want to have, like, the perfect lighting.

You want that lovely background which is all, like, the colours.

Or just all white. Just stunning. With a wind machine.

This will do it.

-What's that for? -That's the wind machine.

Ah, let's have a look.

-It was working yesterday. -Yeah, OK.

[Chabsie] Mate, I love this place.

[DJ Beats] What? You've been here before?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time.

-Sorry, madam. [chuckles] -Thanks.

There's a lot of mums around here, yeah?

Er, yeah, man.

Lot of mums, lot of mums.

This one looks pretty good, though.

Aw! Jesus! That one.

-Wheels, as well. -Oh, sick.

Yeah.

[tutting]

-Such a cute baby you have. -Thank you.

Very... very beautiful, like... like its mother. [chuckles]

-Trying to buy a highchair? -Yeah. Actually, bloody nightmare, innit?

-Yeah. -Yeah. I've actually got a plus-size baby, so...

Me, too. Seven months old. Ten Ton Tessie.

-Oh, Jesus, yeah. -How old's yours?

Er... She is...

182 days. Yeah.

[Roche] Kevin's great with the baby, actually.

He is a bit overprotective and he does worry a lot.

-Can you give us an example? -Er, yeah, so...

When he found out that baby's skulls are soft,

he bought her this little helmet.

-Have you seen the baby-proofing area? -Baby-proofing area?

-Nah. -Oh, do you want me to show you where it is?

Janet, I'd like nothing more. Please, leadeth the way.

-So what have you got so far? -Absolutely fuck all.

-Oh, right! -Yeah.

Aaaw!

[he chuckles]

Do you know where the breast-feeding area is?

Just for my wife, yeah.

No, sorry.

[Grindah] Man, like, Decoy, you all right, yeah?

Oi, bruv, turn it down. Turn it down, bruv.

We've got some shit to do. Turn it down. Bruv, get the phone.

-Yeah, I'll get the phone. -Decoy, turn it down!

What? But I'm mixing, innit?

I'm trying to deal with this police ting right now.

-And you're just... -[radio] 07700900125.

-125 at the end. -07700900125.

-125. -Yeah?

Beats don't want to come and help and that, yeah?

We have to deal with this like real men, do you know what I'm saying?

-I don't give a fuck at it. -It's a live caller. Hello?

Yeah. [gruff voice] Yeah, hello.

We're taking down your aerial now.

-What? -Tell him I'm kicking it.

My mate's kicking it as we speak.

We're still on air, bruv. We're still on air.

Oh, yeah? Well, you're not going to be on air for much longer, mate.

-Yeah, we're taking you down! -Yeah, you little prick!

We're gonna... We're gonna petrol bomb your entire station!

-And set you alight. -And I'm going to piss through your letterbox.

Obviously, depending on how much fire there is around the letterbox area.

Yeah, you fucking dickheads! [laughs]

We fucking done 'em, the little mugs, do you know what I mean?

Did we go a bit f...? Was that a bit weird?

Nah, that was perfect. Nah, perfect level.

It's good for them to think that we're going to set them alight.

-Would you listen to Kold FM? -Nah, they play shit music...

Well, OK, the music they play is good

because it's the same music that we play, yeah?

But they play it in a shitter way.

If you put both of us on, yeah,

and it's both on full volume on the same make hi-fi,

-on each side of the room... -We've done this.

..we come out louder.

You're listening to the sounds of the world-famous MC Grindah,

AKA, no man, woman or child could ever test we.

-Oh, no. -Fucking hell!

-Kurupt FM. -You get me? Trying it, like.

-[Grindah raps] -Grindah, it's Kold FM.

-What do you mean, it's Kold FM? -They've just fucking rung back.

What do you mean? Did you not block the number?

-Shall I say it wasn't... -Bruv...

-They must've done 1471. -Yes, you fucking...

Shall I say it wasn't us?

At least that way they can't track us, innit?

-Yeah, true. -Decoy, turn it down!

Turn it all off, turn it all off!

Just act normal. Decoy, act normal!

-Bruv, I am normal. -Act normal!

It's so cute!

Octopus pirate. [chuckles]

-Oh, how old? -Oh, three.

-No, how old are you? -Eh?

[they laugh]

With Chabuddy G, I like...

all types of women. I'm a feminist, you know?

Watch out, watch out.

I'm quite into mums at the moment, you know? Mum play.

I like a woman who's sexually experienced,

but also a little bit tired, you know? A bit fed up.

Hello! [laughs] Do you want a new daddy?

[laughs] Joking! You got a... You with a partner?

-Yes, yeah... -Yeah, cool. See you later.

[he sighs]

Very good.

-Are you smizing, Angel? -Very good. Oh, lovely.

That's brilliant. Yeah.

That's a beautiful smile you're doing there, Angel.

Do you think Mum could smile, as well?

Yeah, course. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

OK, ready?

Yeah, just... She's got a beautiful smile, hasn't she?

-Yeah. -And that smile's come from somewhere, ain't it?

-Yeah. -Give me a big smile as well.

-Yeah. Erm... -Great.

Let's have a quick look.

OK. Erm...

-Can I see? -No, sorry.

You need to work on your posture a bit, Angel. If you stop slouching, yeah?

And then do some of your smizing.

Really intensify it. Intensify.

Smizing is basically where you smile with your eyes instead of your mouth.

All the sort of professional models do it,

and also celebrities with ugly smiles. It's really handy.

Smize.

-Let's check. That's really nice. -Thank you.

I might use a couple of these for the website

-if you're happy with that. -What? Like, actual modelling?

Did you hear that, Angel? We've been officially model scouted by a professional photographer.

Professional models now.

-Yeah. -Guh.

All right, Steve, we're moving the station.

Today, now, we're moving Kurupt FM.

-What? -Yeah! They're probably coming for us now in cars and that!

-What, to carjack us? -If we're not careful, then, yes, Steve, mate!

Pack up the entire station, we're moving now.

-Probably just use Decoy's car or something. -What?

Is Kold FM a threat to Kurupt?

Kold FM, yeah, they're not a threat, like,

cos I'm not scared of them or anything like that, yeah?

They ain't got a fucking clue. You know what I'm saying? Like, fuck them Brits.

-Nice one, Decoy! -Decoy, there's no time.

Just be careful with all the stuff, it's expensive.

Unplug it all then. Press stop.

Bruv, come on. I can't do this on my own.

Fucking hell, hurry up, bruv!

Are you not helping, bruv? What's wrong with you, bruv?

-Let's go, Decoy! -Take the transmitter as well.

we've got to move the station now!

-Have you got stair gates? -I don't, no.

-These are the good ones, yeah? -Yeah, they're good.

-My son will go straight through the cheap ones. -Oh, how old's your son?

-Er, he's 21. -Oh, OK.

-Janet? -Yeah, coming.

-Which corner cushions do you recommend? -Erm...

Would you say that you guys are all getting enough sleep?

Phtt! Not at all.

Uuuh! Uuuh! It's just annoying all the time.

You could get up and see your sister and go, "Can I help?"

-Why am I doing it? I shouldn't have to do it. -Who does do it?

-Him. -Mostly Kevin.

Yeah. I do it.

It's a modern relationship, so I'm basically the mum.

-Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, if you like. -Yeah.

-This multi-lock will be good for the fridge and stuff. -OK, yeah.

OK, and the door stoppers for the fingers, to protect fingers.

-Yeah, we've got the lot. I think you've hooked it right up. -OK. Good.

-Thanks for that, Janet. Appreciate it. -Oh, you're welcome.

-Listen. You should, er... -Are you getting all of that?

-Yeah, hold on. -[Chabsie whistles]

Put your number in there, maybe we can link up and chat about kids again soon.

-Oh, yeah, cool. -Do you want my number?

Wow!

God, I look... Wow!

Is that really me? [laughs] Is that really Mummy?

It's like an album cover, isn't it? Ooh!

-Can we just zoom in on my face? -Yes.

[Miche] Yeah, I think looks are really important.

People say don't judge a book by its cover,

but what else are you going to judge it on?

You're not going to go up to someone who you think, "They look like a boring book."

Or someone who looks like the Bible, are you?

You're going to go up to someone that looks like Now Magazine.

-Do you know when they'll be up on the website? -Not yet.

But they're going to go up on the internet, aren't they?

Yep. There's just the small matter of payment for today.

Oh, my God! What? We get paid as well?

-This is too much. -No.

Sorry. You've got to pay for the shoot, as you would normally.

Yeah. Of course, yeah, that's the price of fame, innit? So...

-OK, thank you. -Lovely, thank you very much.

All right, straight in there. There's a space there.

Right, Decoy. Swing it in.

-Grindah, child lock's on. -Yeah, come on.

Are we going to move Kurupt into Miche's house?

Nah, just got to chat to her quickly. Let's go.

-That's me first. -You first.

Why not? As they say in France.

[director] Does Miche know you've been doing drugs?

I don't think many people know what I'm doing, do you know what I mean?

Cos I keep a good lid on it.

Still do what I gotta do and no one can tell I'm on drugs and that.

So I don't think she's copped.

Fucking hell. All right, cool. I got this.

I'm chilled, I'm chilled, I'm chilled, I'm chilled.

-Oh. -Hey.

Hiya.

What, are you here for Angel's contact visit?

-It's not today, is it? -No. I'm not here for Angel, no.

I'm, er... I just, er...

Is it all right to use the lock-up?

-The garage? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was thinking of getting back into, like,

all my body-building sort of type stuff.

Oh, right. Great. Yeah, no. Good for you, yeah.

-Thank you. -I've been looking after myself a lot as well recently.

-Yeah, yeah. -Oh, right. Oh, that's sick.

Yes, you know, it's... I'm also in the best place I've ever been, so...

-I'll get the key. -Cheers, thanks.

[sighs] Fucking hell.

-Did you get the key? -Yeah.

-Smash it. -Smash it.

You all right?

-You all right, Steves? -Oh, yeah.

I didn't know that he was there.

-Yeah. -I was always there, just around the corner a little bit.

The corner, yeah, exactly. He's here because we...

erm, are going to be doing body-building together.

So it's my new weight-training partner.

-Yeah. -Cos I'm... trying to get big for summer.

-Exactly. Mm, mm. -That's it.

-Go for it. -Thank you. Thank you a lot.

-Have a great time training. -You have a great time, too.

-Nice to see you. -Nice day, whatever. Sorry.

Those MILFs. They were teasing me, man, leading me on!

-You know? -Yeah.

It's not on.

Right, er...

No, it's cool, man. I've got it. It's, er... [laughs]

Christ! Look at all your furniture in there.

Yeah. It's proper neatly arranged, man. It's like a living room in there.

Yeah, yeah, I've never noticed that, actually. That's jokes.

-What a coincidence. -Yeah, is that bolted down, yeah?

-Is that a campfire? -Kevin, I tell you what, mate, I'll load all this stuff.

You go chill out, mate. Yeah, yeah, go put your feet up, mate.

Put the radio on or something. I've got it.

-[director] So how is business? -Yeah, no, everything's great.

Everything's booming, really great.

There's a cocktail bar that's opened right next door, so...

Sod's law. No, it's fine. It's not a problem.

They're taking all my customers, actually.

You can have them, you bastards!

It's cool, a bit of competition, you know? But, yeah...

Definitely haven't closed down or anything.

Open for business as usual.

-[laughs] -[Beats] Just dash it.

We need to go check on Grindah.

-Look at that! Kurupt FM 2.0. -I love it.

-The brand-new home of. -Is this all it is, yeah?

All it is?! You've got everything you need here!

Look at the size of it. It's a joke.

-You've got a sofa, you've got everything. -I can basically stand up.

-Boxing bag. -Ooh! All right, then.

I used to do a lot of boxing back in the day. Boxercise classes and that.

-Wham! -Straight in the belly, low blow.

Know what I mean? Champion, mate, here on the floor.

-It this you, yeah? -Yeah, bruv.

-Look, I'm gone, yeah. -It's perfect.

-Decoy! -Grindah, it's you.

-What is it? -It's your face.

-She's... Is that from there? -Yeah.

She's kept all the wedding stuff.

-Whole bag of it. -She does love me.

She ain't over me yet. I knew it.

Oh, for fuck's sake!

-Do you reckon you'll get back with her? -No.

Pointless now, innit? On to bigger and better things, mate.

-What, me? -No, not you. There's no...

-I meant, like, this. -Hey, bruv.

Listen, you're forgiven. Let's go.

No, I can't leave. All the equipment's in my car.

-I need to go, innit? -Fuck's sake. Steves, you do it.

-Well, hurry up, man. Shit! -It's a good idea.

He's such a freak at the moment, like.

Do you reckon people will be able to tell we're setting up a radio station?

Cover the vinyls, Decoy, cover the vinyls.

-The equipment's in here, innit? -Oh, it's attached.

-That's attached. -Help him, Decoy!

-That's attached. -Help him, Decoy! Decoy, help him!

-Watch my bumper, man. -Lift it up!

It's still attached, Decoy.

[Beats] Why's it so quiet?

What the fuck? Where's all the equipment?!

-Oh, shit. Mate! -Oh, no.

It looks like you've been robbed. Everything's gone, mate.

Oh, man! Chabsie!

-Oh, my God, the transmitter! -What if it was the rival station?

It's like we've been attacked!

-Come on. -Oh, God!

Oh, shit!

Decoy, are you all right?

What?

Where's all the fucking equipment?

You mov...

Bruv, come here now. We need to do something about Grindah.

This is getting out of hand.

And...

-Ready to go, do you know what I mean? -Good to go. Let's shut this.

See you lot in a bit, yeah?

There's a guy getting in his car.

See you lot in a bit.

No, I think you're going to have to get out and do it.

-Do it from the other side. -Yeah, yeah.

-Try and roll under when it's... -Yeah, yeah.

Right at the last bit, just roll under.

OK, go! Steves, I said roll under.

-It's jammed. -Oh.

All right, hold on, hold on. Get it back up, get it back up.

I know what we're doing. We're doing it wrong.

-OK, now, one swift movement. -Straight down?

-Oh, for f... -No.

-[Miche] So that's me. -[Carol] You look beautiful!

-Thank you. -That's given your confidence a right boost, innit?

-Oh, look at that one! -I know.

You look like the absolute bollocks there, don't you?

-That's completely natural. Just caught me off guard. -Totally.

-Boom, you're there. -Angel looks a bit off there.

-She's not looking her best. -Well, look.

You could, you know what I mean?

Cover... You look beautiful, darling.

You're like... We're a whole family of models now, you know that?

I used to do a bit of modelling for DFS back in the day.

Do you reckon I should change my Facebook profile to say I'm a professional model now?

-Definitely! -Oh, this one, this one. It's insane, this one.

-Might use that one as my passport picture, actually. -Yeah, why not?

[Chabsie] Kevin, do you reckon you get cash if you get someone sectioned?

-What? -He says he's coming. Chabs.

-I'm a bit nervous, man. Do you think he'll be...? -Mate, do it. We have to do it.

I can't wait to show Beats!

-Shh! Duck down, though. -I can't duck and run at the same time.

I'll knee myself in the face, mate.

Come on!

-Hello, Tony, mate. You all right? -Yeah. No, I'm good.

-Don't think no one followed us or anything. -OK, mate.

If you wanna pop yourself inside and we can have a nice little chat, yeah?

-Why are you talking like that? -[Chabsie] Welcome, Tony.

Yes, you lot. Erm, what's... the fuck?

Why is there chairs everywhere?

-[Steves] Sick, bear chairs. -Please, take a seat, Tony.

Why do you keep calling me Tony and why is there chairs and shit, like?

-This is weird. -Please... Please, mate.

Listen, we're all here for you, OK?

Things have got a little bit out of control.

[Chabsie] You don't know what you're doing any more.

I know exactly what I'm doing.

-Me and him have been sorting it all out... -Tony, Tony, please, please!

-All day we've been working... -Tony, please. Don't lash out, OK?

-I'm not... -We're all your friends, here. Stevie, Fanty, Decie, Beaty.

All your best mates, for you.

Wait... What... What the fuck's going on?

This...

-is an inter-wention. -Yep.

-A what? -Intervention.

-Inter-wen... -Vention.

-Wention. -Vent.

-Vent? -Wention.

Yeah, intervention.

Does anyone else not know what an intervention is?

[Chabsie] Everyone has their low point.

Believe it or not, but I used to be an addict myself.

I was actually addicted to Viagra.

And this wasn't even for Aldona. This was after.

You know, in the club, in the streets, even in the restaurant.

I just had a raging boner everywhere I went.

Had to be sat down and talk about what was happening to my penis.

Look, man, we're here because we're worried about you and we're worried about the station.

Tony, I don't know if you've noticed because your life's like a blur at the moment,

but you actually robbed your own station today.

-What are you talking... -Did you?

No, I didn't. You've been with me the whole time!

No, I stopped it from getting robbed!

I'm the only one doing anything about this whole war.

Mate, there is no war. It's all in your head.

-It ain't in my head, it's real. -It is in your head.

We called them today by mistake and they're real.

-No, we did call them. -Yes, we did. We did.

All we're doing is sitting here in a circle, not doing anything!

Tony, you're being very defensive and very aggressive right now.

I'm always defensive and aggressive! What's wrong with you people?

How about we go to the hospital and get your head checked out?

-How about you get your head checked out? -I'll take him, split the cash.

What cash? Look, if you lot think you can deal with radio yourselves, good luck to you.

And good luck dealing with the Kold War as well.

Kold War is actually a sick name for it.

Please don't go, mate. Please!

No, do you know what, yeah? You lot have made yourselves perfectly clear.

I'm done with radio. I quit!

Tony, if you run away now, you'll be running away for the rest of your life!

Oh, shut up, you ugly freak! Get out my way.

-[Beats] Please don't quit, mate. -You're lucky.

-Just stay, please. -Get off me!

Tony, you're angry. Please come back!

[Chabsie sighs]

Do, er... Do I have to have an intervention now?

No, Steves, you're too far gone.

Yeah. It'd be pointless, Stevie.

Sick.

The station needs me way more than I need the station, I'm telling you that now.

I could have been anything, like. Like, man could have been like a...

like, a rocket scientist, do you know what I mean?

But, like, but I didn't, like.

I chose radio. So, do you know what I mean, like?

They should be grateful.

Chin up, gaffer, you know.

You know that bit in "Lion King" when Mufasa dies?

-Hm-mm. -And the little bambino has to be king?

You're the leader now.

-He's not dead, though, he's just... -No, but, I mean, as good as.

Yeah, I wouldn't say that I'm leaving him behind,

but I'd say that me and Grindah are just moving at different speeds at the moment.

I mean, I'm...

you know, moving quickly and he's on speed.

Yeah, see you later, sad act.

[director] Is it healthy to move on?

[Miche] Yeah. You shouldn't just live in the past.

You've got to move on and start living in the future or the present.

Do you know why they call it the present?

Because it's a gift.

-One speaker down. -Put it on the back seat.

Decoy, you shouldn't have a car if you don't want to do stuff like this.

It was doing this earlier.

[Beats] Oh!

Oh, for f...

Craig, you need to be more careful with this, mate.

[knocking, doorbell rings]

Who the fuck's that?

-[doorbell rings] -Oh.

All right?

I ain't talking to you, but I need to stay on your sofa again.

-Is it? -Yeah, cos it's your fault that I had to leave radio,

so you made me homeless.

Sorry, man. Course you can stay.

It's just...

Roche?