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C 'est aussi con que tu le dis, alors pourquoi tu pars?

Je ne pars pas, ma chérie.

On m 'expédie. C 'est ce qu 'on appelle l 'avancement.

J 'aimerais te demander un service.

No problem.

C 'est un peu pour moi, et puis surtout pour Jocelyne.

Pas sur toi.

Jocelyne est au courant. C 'est pourquoi nous avons déjeuné ensemble, pour que

vous fassiez connaissance.

J 'aimerais que pendant mon absence tu prennes soin d 'elle.

C 'est une chic fille, tu verras.

But her problem is that she doesn't know anyone here.

So without you, she would be lost.

If she needs anything, she calls me.

You don't understand.

I'm asking you to take her to your house.

In pension.

Robert, you want to say something?

But, you know, my house is not very big.

But it doesn't hold any place.

And the place it holds, it holds it very, very well.

Isn't that right, my dear?

Her real problem is that she really has to take care of someone to be happy. But

I wouldn't want to...

That Jocelyne and I, during your absence... Why not?

That way you'll discover the very special qualities of our life. Oh,

Come on, Revenard.

I'll let you pay.

That's worth it, isn't it?

No, stay. I have a lot of goodbyes.

And don't forget...

Jocelyne, I'll give you the time I don't have.

I'll get it back, okay?

Okay. Ciao.

Look around you, Robert.

And tell me which woman you'd like to have at your place tonight.

But you, Jocelyne.

Of course.

But... Here, this one.

You want us to be at your place at what time?

For dinner?

Yes, for dinner.

For dinner, that would be good.

Let's say 8 o 'clock.

I present to you my friend Inge, hostess.

Inge, here is Robert.

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir.

Ça me semble plus approprié.

Mais l 'un n 'empêche pas l 'autre.

Si nous passions aux choses sérieuses, qu 'en penses -tu, ma chérie?

Mais non, je veux dire si nous passions à table.

La table aussi est une chose sérieuse.

Can we know what you're talking about?

About your happiness.

It's really hard to have dinner in such conditions.

You don't want to know what she just told me?

No, no, say no, it'll be better.

How do you like it?

But you're going to drive me crazy, both of you.

I'll do you good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Are you satisfied?

I should be.

I want to do everything for you to be happy.

Order me whatever you want.

Well, you choose a shop where you want me to take you to make you a gift.

For what reason, a gift?

Is that true?

For what reason?

I would like nice underwear.

But on one condition.

That you choose them for me.

Do I still have to see them on you? To tell you if they suit you?

But it's normal, sir.

We have a little salon at your disposal.

And Madame will be able to try in all tranquility.

Will you follow me, please?

But who is this lady?

A bitch.

But again?

The Countess of Marmol, who absolutely loves to dress up.

Oh, it's charming.

You're a new model, Madame.

Absolutely charming.

No?

It's the last creation we've just received.

The shape is classic.

The ties are very simple.

And above all, these charming little hearts highlight the breasts.

You should try it. You will see how you will feel it gently against your skin.

One recommendation.

You should not wear anything with it.

Especially no neck support. The shape dispenses you.

Qu 'en penses -tu, chéri?

Ce que j 'ai toujours pensé.

Une femme habillée est mille fois plus désirable.

Serait -ce trop vous demander si je pouvais voir l 'effet de cette

sur vous? On juge mieux en voyant sur les autres.

Mais certainement, madame.

Do you know that you are very pretty?

You are very beautiful.

Maybe, madam, but I prefer that a man tell me.

Did you hear, Robert?

Well, I tell you, mademoiselle, I tell you, you are very beautiful.

They are so small that I wonder if it is worth wearing them.

But it seems that they have a lot of effect and that men appreciate them a

Do you wear them like that?

Oh, no, sir, I wear them like that.

Oh, what a horror!

It's better to wear nothing than to have a necklace.

Look.

I find the panties indecent.

The underpants and the panties, okay, but no panties, please.

Would you be kind enough to pass on one?

Maybe when we see it on you, we'll change our mind.

Isn't that right, darling?

Very well, madam.

But is it too much to ask you to come back while I take off my necklace?

Yes, it's too much to ask, but how can you refuse?

Mais vous n 'y pensez pas, madame?

Oh non, je ne peux pas faire ça.

Mais si, mademoiselle.

Et vous ferez ça pour moi.

Thanks. Thanks.

Oh,

pas du tout, mon chéri.

Tu sais très bien que la difficulté m 'excite toujours.

Et comme promis, ce soir elle sera là, entièrement nue sous sa robe, et prête à

combler tes moindres désirs.

Soumise et perverse comme une fille des rues. Enfin, il est permis de rêver.

Mais si c 'est comme tu le dis, alors tout est possible.

Tout est possible.

Tu demandes et je fais.

Comment me trouves -tu?

Très belle.

Très bien.

Nous serons là ce soir à 9 heures précises.

Robert. Countess, voulez -vous un drink?

Très volontiers, ma chère. Un whisky coca, si vous avez.

Mais bien sûr.

Géraldine, everything in its time, I beg you.

Would you like to have dinner now?

My dear Robert, if you'll allow me, I'd rather have dinner later.

As you please.

Have you made a collection?

No, not exactly.

These are birthday gifts, from several birthdays.

What an extra idea! I know what I'll do for the next birthday of this dear

François -Xavier.

It's my husband.

Oh, this one, how funny he is!

Even funnier, Countess, when you have him in your heart.

Ah, ces petites choses sont pour aller où vous dites.

Mon cher Robert, chez vous on ne doit pas s 'ennuyer avec tous ces objets.

Mais Robert sait faire d 'autres choses.

Ses accessoires ne sont là que pour la décoration.

Dommage. Si vous y tenez, nous pouvons tous les faire sortir du placard pour

leur faire prendre l 'air.

Ces petites choses y compris.

No, no, Countess. You know that you must not take any initiative.

You promised me.

You are here to do everything that my master will ask you to do, and do it

Excuse me, Jocelyne, but I am of a hot temper.

Then suck me, Countess.

Very willingly.

Déshabillez -moi, Comtesse.

Madame la Comtesse, j 'ai le plaisir de vous annoncer que vous allez en prendre

plein le cul, je vous le promets.

Promettez, promettez, Robert, mais surtout tenez.

Yes, it seems that during the day it's enough.

I just called this dear Countess. She had a hard time explaining her escape.

Especially in the state she's in now.

That's her problem.

Was she satisfied, at least?

So satisfied that she wants to see you again. Finally, see us again.

No question.

Once is funny, but twice, no.

I'm counting on you.

You know I'm here too, to avoid being broken, as you say.

In your opinion, it's the mother and the daughter?

No. The only way to know is to ask them.

Do you like it? Tell me.

They are charming.

But you would like them both, of course.

But if it's the mother and the daughter, it seems difficult to me.

Well, it's not a problem, my dear.

10 .09?

You're crazy.

Yes, crazy about you.

Ah, c 'est toi.

Alors, des problèmes?

C 'était bien la mère et la fille.

Et tu me téléphones pour me dire que ça ne marche pas.

Enfin, t 'es tombé sur un bec, ma chérie.

Tu perds la main.

Allez,

viens, je t 'attends.

Qu 'est -ce que tu dis?

Oui, oui, je note.

Rue.

Oui.

A quelle heure?

Bon, d 'accord, je termine de prendre ma douche et je viens.

Une surprise?

Mais dis -moi ce que c 'est au moins.

Bonsoir, mon chéri.

Tu vas me dire ce qui se passe, non?

Entrez, je te dis tout.

Mais où on est ici?

Un peu de patience, mon chéri.

Je t 'ai dit que c 'était une surprise.

Allez, suis -moi.

C 'est pas vrai.

Mais si.

Je te présente Edith et Émilie, sa fille.

Bonsoir, Robert.

You see,

thanks to Jocelyne, we know everything about you.

Et si vous êtes chez vous, vous demandez et nous ferons ce que vous désirez.

Elles savent tout de toi.

Mais toi aussi, tu dois connaître certaines choses.

Surtout à propos d 'Emilie.

À votre santé, Emilie?

Emilie est vierge.

Enfin presque.

Elle n 'a jamais fait l 'amour avec un homme.

Et je suis heureuse que ce soit vous, Robert, qui l 'appreniez le premier.

Et qu 'en pense Emilie?

Puisque cela doit se passer un jour ou l 'autre,

J 'aimerais que ce soit avec vous, si toutefois vous le voulez bien.

Emily est jeune.

Mais c 'est déjà une vraie femme.

Regarde.

Et ses jambes.

Elle sait beaucoup de choses.

Et tu peux presque tout lui demander.

A moins que tu préfères qu 'Edith montre l 'exemple.

Je sens que des choses merveilleuses vont se passer ici.

Qu 'en pensez -vous, Edith?

Demandez, Robert, je vous en prie.

Je voudrais que Robert me prenne.

Emily s 'impatiente.

Elle voudrait que tu la prennes.

Nous serions peut -être mieux dans notre chambre.

Mmm.

Thanks.

Thank you.

I'm Baron Damari. And you're Robert. And I'm Robert.

And she's Jocelyne.

Yes, we know each other.

Oh, what a nice house.

It's a house like that I'd like.

Can I touch it?

Yes, you can touch it.

What do you do in life?

Oh, not much interesting.

Then you do nothing. I'm an actress in the movies.

Robert can do a lot of things if you ask him kindly.

I can do whatever you want.

If you can do it.

And if I can't?

Oh, it's no use. I can do everything anyway.

How does this machine work?

Make it work to make me happy.

You turn off all these evil lights and I'll dance with you.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

So, my dear, it doesn't work all the time.

Entrez.

Chérie, ça marche toujours, mais il y a un petit problème.

Ah, elle aurait ses règles?

Non, monsieur, mais je ne peux pas passer toute la nuit chez vous.

Il faut qu 'elle soit rentrée assez tôt. Le mari est jaloux?

Pas encore.

Non, eh bien voilà, je me marie demain matin à 10 heures.

Une dernière soirée de célibataire, ça se fête.

Nadine, fais -nous confiance.

Jocelyne et moi, nous allons nous surpasser.

Champagne!

Music. Mais chérie, le champagne est servi.

You don't have to look at that. Go to the living room and wait for us. But the

champagne?

You keep it for the cold.

Come on, please, let us make your happiness.

Pants or no panties? No, no panties. It's more beautiful for a bride.

Yes, but tomorrow I'll put it on.

Because my Albert won't understand.

For him, a bride's head is all white.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

No,

you stay here and take care of our husband.

Excusez -moi de vous déranger, monsieur, mais madame la comtesse a vu de la

lumière chez vous et m 'a chargé de vous demander si elle pouvait monter un

instant. Ça lui serait agréable.

Faites la montée, nous serons l 'accueillir.

Je n 'en doute pas. Je vais lui dire tout de suite.

Vous avez déjà sauté, la comtesse? Vous n 'y pensez pas?

Oui ou non?

Hélas, non, monsieur.

Vous savez au moins bien vous tenir.

Reste aussi bien que monsieur.

So take this key and you will make a secret entry.

It will be done, as you say, sir.

Hmm.

God bless you.