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Look who it is. It's a new girl.

People call her a lesbo.

Ew, gross.

I have been trying to call you, but someone's been ignoring me.

What the hell is going on?

And you!

You're not answering your phone?

What are you talking about? My phone is turned off.

You know how I hate phone disruptions during our play.

Play?

That's exactly why I'm here. I thought we had an agreement we wouldn't play

each other's mothers.

You're crazy.

We haven't played with your mom.

Tell her, Shyla.

Shyla!

Oh, come on. With that body, she was practically begging for it.

You always say rules are meant to be broken.

I would say this is all your fault.

My fault?

Now my mother is ruined and her innocence is totally destroyed. All she

about is Shyla and her mommy and your mother.

Mom's upstairs getting her beauty sleep. If you want to live, you will keep your

outdoor voice outside.

How can I look at my mother the same way, knowing that you defiled her?

My innocent, sweet, heterosexual mother destroyed.

Did you know she kicked my dad out of the house? She says she's switched

You have no loyalty.

I am your friend.

Or I was your friend.

It would have been rude to turn her down.

I told you already. It was her idea to take a drink of this.

I didn't have to force her to do me.

Well,

you gotta admit, a hot and horny Asian milk is about it. You're my oldest and

dearest friend. Are you on her side?

You think you're so special to think your mother is safer on this nympho.

Personally, I don't see why mothers are off limits anyway.

Shiloh's mom is cool, and your mother is apparently sexy and delightful.

But it leaves my mom, who I suspect is pleased with Shiloh's mom, also.

It's true. Mom loves a redhead.

Oh, wow.

Okay. I'm cool with that.

See, Allison?

Why don't you be a little more open -minded?

All I ever asked from you two was to leave my mom alone.

Oh, girls.

Arguing is so unattractive.

Why don't we go sit down in the living room and fuck it out?

I know there's some goodness in you if you look deep inside.

How did you get like this, Shyla?

What happened to you?

Get in the way, hurry!

You go that way, I'll cut her off from the fence. Got it.

My girlfriend wants your coat.

It'd look way hotter on me anyway.

Uh -oh. Is little Shy Shy going to cry cry?

Look who came to see you.

Charlotte? Did your mom tell you I was coming?

Leave!

No.

I'm so sorry.

Please accept my apology for my behavior.

I guess your mom didn't tell you.

I'm not leaving you. You need me to handle this situation.

I guess my mom met your mom at Pilates, and your mom said you'd be happy to help

me with my English Lit essay.

Ugh.

She did?

This is awkward.

You didn't agree to it?

Let's clobber the bitch over the head.

And then we'll undress her and... No!

It's only going to take me a minute to apologize.

Promise.

Okay.

Nice house.

Looks like we have a situation on our hands.

This is my situation.

Uh, right.

Situation.

You mean, like, your lifestyle.

My situation is pretty nice, too, although it's not as big as this place.

There's a golf course down the road, if you're into that.

Uh... No, not really.

You don't need protection.

I come in peace.

Honestly, I feel really bad how we treat you at school.

Can we sit down?

You've always had a thing for agents, and she's got to be at least a quarter.

Stop! Just stop!

Of course.

Let me just apologize to you.

I'm sorry.

Wholeheartedly sorry for the way Brie and I have been treating you.

We really think you're just pretty and nice, and honestly, if I do some soul

-searching, I'm just intimidated by you.

And if you want to know the truth, I do need help with school, but the real

reason I'm here is to really just try and find a way to be your friend.

I could use a friend.

Bree's really my only real friend, and we've known each other since we were

kids. She can be a little mean, but she's a good person.

And I would love to get to know you, have a second chance, a sort of do

And maybe the three of us could be like the three musketeers.

She's wet. I think she's horny for you.

So, will you forgive me?

I do my homework in this room. Let's sit right here because it's way more cozy.

Here's my draft essay.

It's on sexual orientation.

Sexual. Society versus societal influences.

Nature versus nurture debate.

I think that some people could be born straight and then see something that

them gay.

For example, a girl kissing another girl.

I set out to see if other researchers had the same experience or if there was

something more to it. This girl is a closet lezzo. This is going to be way

easier than we thought. I found a study that linked biological influences in

young people who experienced something that they thought made them gay.

Did my mom tell yours why we moved to this town?

I was bullied at my last school for being a lesbian.

We moved to this town when I turned 18 so I could finish my senior year of high

school. And well, mom wanted a fresh pool of customers for her work.

Wow, I had no idea.

I call bullshit.

One look at mom and you know she's a courtesan.

And I was bullied for my mom's job.

Yeah, I heard India was a prostitute. God, careful.

Mom hates that word.

Oh, don't worry. I'm totally nonjudgmental.

My mom's a tart, too. It's probably why they became friends.

Well, I'm glad my mom's making some friends.

I wish I could make friends as easily as her.

I moved halfway across the country to start a new life, to try to be more

normal. But I guess people can just see through it somehow.

It's like an invisible paint that I wear over my skin.

People can pick me out as a lesbian, even though I can't see it. I didn't

you were gay until Brie insisted that you were.

Well, maybe it takes one to know one.

Brie's not gay, no.

She's straight as an arrow.

Well, for the record, I don't think there's anything wrong with being a

I admire their bravery.

It can't be easy to...

choose to be gay.

That's why I wanted to research if people chose to be gay without

predisposition. So why are you so curious about this topic?

You first.

How did you know you were a lesbian?

Tell her about the dolls!

Well, when I was little, I would play with my dolls.

And I would get all my female dolls together and I would create these plays

them. They would fall in love, kiss, get married, make

love. And then all the boy dolls were always the wedding guests or the

butlers or stuff like that. And then I didn't even realize that it was such an

issue or it was different and weird until I went over to one of my

houses and I noticed that all of her dolls, the girls... and the boys were

hooking up with each other.

My mom, of course, was always accepting of my sexuality.

She thinks everyone is a little bit gay.

It's just a question of how much are you in percentage on the spectrum.

Everyone?

Your turn.

Tell me what percentage you are.

I don't know.

I'd love to find out.

Sexuality is very confusing, isn't it?

Sexuality is easy. It's love that's confusing.

Love! Oh, you manipulative little minks.

I should just read this and email it to you, my notes, because it's a little bit

hard to concentrate. With me watching you?

I'm sorry.

You're so pretty. It's hard not to watch you.

Are... Are you hitting on me?

Uh... It's just strange to have you go from hitting

me... Wait!

She'd hit you? Why didn't you tell me sooner? Because I'm an adult and I don't

need you.

I don't understand.

You know that's not true.

Why are you so mean?

Come on.

I never really hurt you.

You're new and I had to show you that I'm small, but I'm strong.

I paired up with Brie a long time ago when someone was trying to push her

around. We make... Good team, and everyone knows not to mess with us.

So you and Bree are bullies as a preventative measure? Yeah, and

also to get what we want.

It's easier to take something than to ask for it or work for it.

Up pat.

That's terrible.

Nope, it's human nature.

Survival of the fittest. Do you think college, the real world, is going to be

any different?

Nope. My mom used to be like me, and now she's a lawyer, and we have a lot of

nice things.

We even have an in -ground pool inside of a greenhouse that you can swim in in

the wintertime.

You can come over and use it.

I mean, if you want.

Why don't you try it out?

Bully me.

Go ahead.

I'll let you do it.

I've got a lot of nice stuff.

Why don't you take something you want? See how it makes you feel.

Ooh, I love it. A role play.

Can I play Regina George?

I don't want anything from you. And furthermore, I think bullying is

Come on.

Don't you want my scarf? Mom got it in Paris.

That was just a tap. Call me a coward again, and I'll cut your head off. Yes!

Yes! Here we go!

Shiloh?

I'm more of a lover than a fighter, but I will only warn you once.

Do not push me.

Please, let me see you.

Take off her top.

Thank you.

I like that in a ton.

You're fucking good.

Oh, man.

Oh,

keep fingering me just like that.

So fucking good.

If I keep going, I'm going to turn you.

Do you want that?

Yes.

I'm already turned.

I just need you to make me.

You're going to be mine from now on.

I'll do anything.