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I'm so fucking bored.

I mean, this is why America's education sucks compared to other countries.

Why? Because kids in Belgium aren't as bored as you?

Maybe. I don't know. I just know my parents are so fucking mad at me. I did

well in high school, and now my college just sucks.

Well, maybe if you spent a little less time with your slacker boyfriend and

time with your book.

I mean, how old is he again?

He's 30, but I like older men.

Well... Speaking of older men, there's Mr. Houston.

He's pretty hot.

I bet if you upped your flirt game, he'd give you better grades. You think?

I mean, I don't know, but it's worth a shot.

Didn't you blow that guy for concert tickets last year?

Fuck it.

You're right.

Actually, I wasn't being serious, but I'm kind of curious to see if you can

it off.

What was his lecture about anyways?

Um, the lack of women's rights in the Middle East.

Wait here.

Professor Houston, do you have a minute?

No, not really, Lillian. I'm late for my dinner date. I really have to go. Oh,

okay. I just thought I would tell you how much I enjoyed your lecture

Really? I'm quite surprised. I could have sworn you were on your phone the

entire time. No, I thought it was fascinating. I feel like women, no

where they are, should have the same rights.

I feel like I take that for granted sometimes.

It's really interesting you say that. It's funny because it's a big thing of

mine. And, you know, I think the country's so far behind when it comes

pay. And, of course, we're, you know, respected concerned.

Couldn't agree more.

That was really lovely talking to you, Lillian.

Well, do you think I could get someone on one time with you? I feel like I have

trouble focusing. I think it would really help.

Well, I mean, you can always come by my office any time and... Put your number

on my phone.

That's really inappropriate, Lillian. I can't. Please?

Please don't abuse this privilege, okay?

Okay, I've got to go.

You have no idea.

What are you doing?

Just texting Jen. We have a big test to study for.

I've got that gig coming up next week and I... I haven't even finished the

fucking album.

Five grand.

That's all that stands between me and rock star status.

Honey, you're so talented.

Once the record company sees you guys, you'll have no problem getting the

You don't get it, do you?

There are no record companies anymore because there's no fucking records.

The only reason people still go to fucking concerts is because they haven't

figured out a way to download one for free.

This is the only way, babe.

I've got to get the record out.

I wish I could help you somehow.

Fuck it.

Go on, please.

Oh, it was a pleasant night.

Food was wonderful, darling. Did you enjoy it? Yes.

What do you say we get out of this dress and get into our bed?

Oh, honey, I'm too tired.

And besides, you know I have to get up at eight? I have an exercise class.

Go on.

All right, good night. All right.

You guys are tearing me away.

Hey, Mr. Houston.

Lillian, what a surprise.

I'm not quite sure what you think you're going to accomplish by sending me those

pictures. But if you think I'm going to overlook that you're one of the worst

students in the school because you have a knife to ask, you have another thing

coming.

I'm sorry, I just got so turned on by the lecture.

Oh, really?

You got turned on about the plight of the women in Syria?

That turns you on, does it?

It's just the way you carry yourself.

So much authority, so much conviction.

Lillian, I'm a married man.

I've been at this school for 12 years.

If you think for one second I would jeopardise that because some 20 -year

tart has no idea or understanding of the word boundaries, you're sadly mistaken.

Maybe give me a lecture on boundaries.

Then again, I might text through it.

Lillian! Lillian, please!

Meet me in room 428, Harrison Hall.

My roommate's gone to Spain.

We'll have it all to ourselves.

It's amazing, Jessica. That's it. Just a few more.

A few more squats. Just like that.

You feel it on the quads?

Definitely.

Here you go.

Feel it burning? Yeah.

It's good. It means you're working out. It means you're working out hard. Yes,

yes.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Mm -hmm.

Just a few more. You feel it burning?

Nice.

Very nice.

Here you go.

Nice, nice, nice, nice.

Really feel that muscle working.

Just one more. Just one more. We can do it. Here you go.

Here you go. Brilliant.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

That's it.

Oh, brilliant. There you go.

Yes. There you go.

You're really, really building up your endurance.

Thank you. You know, I'm really committed. I'm like, I'm here every day,

shine.

In fact, I think I see you more than I see my husband.

Yeah, he's a really lucky guy.

I'll see you tomorrow?

Yeah, see you tomorrow.

Thank you for coming.

Lillian, I don't even know what I'm doing here, to be honest.

Don't worry.

Soon you won't have any questions anymore.

I'll answer them.

No, this isn't... It's gone.

Thank you.

God. Oh, no.

No

Just like that. Just like that.

Oh my god.

Oh baby.

Oh my god.

Just like that. That's perfect.

Oh that's perfect.

Oh, I fucking love that.

Oh, I fucking love that.

Oh,

it's so beautiful.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

Oh,

it's so beautiful.

Look at that.

Yes.

She wants to go to Elsa.

You want to meet me at your Elsa? No, I won't.

Okay, Josiah.

Josiah, you keep fucking sucking at Josiah.

Good job.

Keep sucking at Josiah.

Oh, yeah.

Let's do this.

Such a great help.

Please sit this way.

Please sit this way.

Please sit this way.

Oh, you're so fucking sexy.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. It's just like that. I love it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so sexy.

That's so sexy. Look up and down. Oh, you're sexy.

Fucking sexy.

I'm not doing it on my...

Oh, yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

You feel so good. Oh, good.

Oh,

shit.

Do you want to go?

Oh, I love it. Yeah?