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PREVIOUSLY ON "8 SIMPLE RULES"...

I MEAN, THE CABIN AT THE LAKE

IS A LONG-STANDING HENNESSY FAMILY TRADITION,

AND I JUST REALLY THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THE TIME

TO THINK ABOUT THIS TO BE SURE.

NO. NO. NO.

THE MAY FESTIVAL IS MORE THAN A ROCK FESTIVAL.

IT'S A SPIRITUAL EVENT.

MOM, GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU DON'T WANT US THERE.

ACTUALLY, I'LL GIVE YOU THREE -- SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 'N' ROLL.

SOLD!

HERE COMES YOUR PERFECT WOMAN.

OH, MY GOD!

MOM, CAN'T YOU BE REASONABLE?!

LET US GO ON OUR JOURNEY!

OH, YOU'RE GOING ON A JOURNEY, ALL RIGHT,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA START YOUR SPIRITUAL QUEST

VISITING GRANDMA IN SARASOTA.

THIS IS THE FIRST PLANE TRIP WE'VE TAKEN WITHOUT OUR PARENTS.

YEAH, OUR FIRST EVER WITHOUT DAD.

LOOK, THAT'S MOM OVER THERE WITH SOME GUY!

OH, MY GOD! MOM'S CHEATING ON DAD.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

HEY, YOU FORGOT ME!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WHO WAS THAT GUY?

RUNNING AFTER US, WAVING HIS ARMS? KYLE.

I DON'T BLAME HIM. THIS IS HIS CAR.

THE GUY MOM WAS ALL OVER!

OH, ARTIE. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

HE WORKS AT THE POST.

HE TOOK DAD'S OLD DESK.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING OF DAD'S HE TOOK.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW --

ALL THE EXTRA SHIFTS SHE WAS PULLING.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING SHE WAS -- NEVER MIND.

NOW I KNOW WHY SHE WANTED US TO GO TO GRANDMA'S FOR A WEEK.

SHE WANTED TO GET RID OF US SO SHE COULD SPEND TIME WITH ARTIE.

EW, ARTIE!

YEAH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS NO FUN ANYMORE,

BUT SHE WAS HAVING PLENTY OF FUN WITH ARTIE.

EW, ARTIE!

SHE WAS PRETTY QUICK TO CANCEL OUR ANNUAL VACATION

AT THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.

I LOVE THE CABIN BY THE LAKE!

I LOVED IT MORE, AND SHE TOOK IT FROM US.

HOW CAN WE NOT SEE THIS?

HOW COULD SHE HAVE AN ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP

RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES?

KERRY, DON'T YOU SEE?

WE WERE SO BUSY WITH OUR LIVES, OUR BOYFRIENDS, OUR PROBLEMS.

MOM TOTALLY DISTRACTED US!

SHE'S EVIL.

OH, MY GOSH, I JUST REMEMBERED,

WE LEFT WITHOUT OUR SANDWICHES AND KYLE.

SHOULD WE GO BACK? NO, I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY.

LET KYLE EAT THE SANDWICHES.

I MEAN, I STOLE HIS CAR. I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.

WELL, WE'D BETTER GO TO THE AIRPORT.

OH, YEAH, LET'S GO TO GRANDMA'S JUST LIKE MOM TOLD US TO.

YOU KNOW, MOM'S DOING WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.

LET'S DO WHAT WE WANT TO DO.

SO, WE DON'T GO TO GRANDMA'S. WE DON'T GO TO THE MAY FESTIVAL.

WE'RE WANDERING LIKE WAYFARING STRANGERS.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

LET'S KEEP GOING.

WHAT?

LET'S KEEP GOING.

DAD, ARE THE GIRLS HERE?

NO, WHY WOULD THEY BE HERE?

THEY LEFT WITH...HIM.

KERRY AND BRIDGET DROVE KYLE'S CAR,

AND HE HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME FROM DOWNTOWN DETROIT.

THERE WERE TIMES I HAD TO RUN.

MY SISTERS ARE CARJACKERS.

LIKE WE ALL DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

I BET THEY WENT TO THAT MUSICAL FESTIVAL.

DOUBT IT.

WE FOUND OUT IT'S BASICALLY A GATHERING OF MILITANT WOMEN

WHO HATE MEN -- OH, AND C.J.

OH, BOY, C.J.'s GONNA MAKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEW FRIENDS.

DAD, THE GIRLS?

I'M SORRY. I'M HEARTSICK.

WHY DID THEY TAKE OFF LIKE THAT, AND HOW DID THEY GET YOUR KEYS?

WELL, KERRY SORT OF ALREADY HAD THEM.

WHAT?

A STUDENT DRIVER CAN'T DRIVE WITH ANYONE UNDER 21.

DID YOU TRY BRIDGET'S CELLPHONE?

NO, SHE SHUT IT OFF.

DAD, THEY'VE LIED TO ME, THEY DITCHED KYLE,

AND THEY STOLE A CAR.

THIS IS TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

BRIDGET NEVER TURNS OFF HER CELLPHONE.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.

YEAH, YOU NAILED THAT ONE.

SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?

YES.

BUT DAD ALWAYS SAID RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE ANSWER.

WELL, IT IS IS THE ANSWER WHEN THE QUESTION IS

"WHAT'S BRIDGET AND KERRY GONNA DO

AFTER THEY CATCH MOM WITH ARTIE?"

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S ACTUALLY CHEATING ON DAD.

YES, SHE IS.

MOM AND DAD WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOUL MATES.

THAT MEANS FOREVER.

I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN SOUL MATES.

I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU NEVER FIND THAT PERSON...

OR...THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE OR...

THEY DIE?

MAYBE WE'RE ALL PART OF ONE BIG SOUL

INSTEAD OF EVERYONE FINDING THE PERFECT MATCH.

OH, KERRY, I USED TO HAVE THE SAME DOUBTS

WHEN I WAS DATING KYLE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE CRAZY

IF YOU THINK SOMEONE'S GONNA RIDE INTO YOUR LIFE

WEARING A WHITE HAT AND MAKE EVERYTHING WONDERFUL.

DID I MENTION A WHITE HAT? I DON'T THINK SO.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S INTO GUYS WEARING WHITE HATS.

OKAY, MOM'S LEFT EIGHT MESSAGES.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HER AND LET HER KNOW WE'RE OKAY.

LITTLE POINTER -- WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME,

YOU USUALLY DON'T CALL MOM AND LET HER KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

BRIDGET, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

WELL, WELL!

HOLA, LAS MUCHACHAS.

THE FIRST TENT I VISIT AT THE FESTIVAL,

AND IT'S FILLED WITH FOXES.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY?

OH, HEY, ONE AT A TIME, MY HAREM SCAREM.

THERE'S ENOUGH OF OLD CEEJ TO GO AROUND.

I'M WITH THE BAND.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.

YEP, THANKS, RACHEL.

MOM, WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?

RACHEL SHARP.

AND?

AND SHE HASN'T SEEN YOUR SISTERS EITHER.

I AM SO WORRIED. IS THAT ALL SHE SAID?

WELL, SHE SAID SHE WAS REALLY CONCERNED AND THAT --

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. DID SHE MENTION ME?

NO. SON OF A...

RORY! RORY!

...GUN! I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST SO ANGRY AT MY SISTERS FOR PUTTING YOU THROUGH THIS.

I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT,

AND I KNOW BOTH YOUR DAUGHTERS REAL WELL.

I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE.

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WELL.

IT'S KERRY!

GIVE ME THAT. NO, NO, NO, LET HIM HANDLE IT.

SHE'S BOUND TO BE MORE HONEST WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE, AND DON'T LET ON YOU'RE WITH US.

GOT IT.

HELLO, KERRY.

I'M HERE ALL ALONE, AND WE'RE WONDERING WHERE YOU ARE.

HE'S WITH MOM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE COULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT.

ONLY AN IDIOT COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

HELLO? HI, BRIDGET.

WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS.

WHY DID YOUR SISTER HANG UP ON ME?

THERE'S NO ONE HERE.

YOU WANT ME TO PUT GRANDPA ON? OKAY.

I MEAN, THEY'RE -- I MEAN --

I MEAN I'LL RUN OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND GET HIM.

BRIDGET, WHERE THE HELL --

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS KYLE'S A FAST RUNNER.

WHERE ARE YOU?

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE.

ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY, I'M PUTTING YOUR MOTHER ON.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO MOM, GRANDPA.

SHE KNOWS WHY.

YES, SHE DOES.

OH, YES, SHE DOES.

OH, YE-- LISTEN!

DON'T WORRY, OKAY?

WE WON'T BE CROSSING ANY STATE LINES.

WELL, MANY STATE LINES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT,

BUT I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU GIRLS.

YEAH, FINE, BRIDGET, FINE.

AND WHATEVER YOU GIRLS DO... YOU BE CAREFUL.

I LOVE YOU.

SO?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

OH, YES, YOU DO.

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

UH-HUH.

ARE YOU HAPPY?

AFTER SEEING MOM WITH ARTIE? ARE YOU KIDDING?

NO, I MEAN IN GENERAL.

WELL, YEAH, I GUESS.

AREN'T YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S THAT "NO LAUGHTER AND MUSIC" THING.

I'M AFRAID THERE'S NO FUN IN OUR FAMILY ANYMORE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE IS A FAMILY.

WELL, THERE'S ME AND YOU,

EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES THEY DO DENY IT AT SCHOOL,

BUT WE'RE FAMILY.

BRIDGE?

YEAH?

I'M REALLY GLAD WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

ME TOO.

REMEMBER WHAT MOM USED TO SAY?

FRIENDS MAY COME, FRIENDS MAY GO,

BUT SISTERS WILL BE SISTERS FOREVER.

YEAH.

SHE TOLD ME THAT A LOT WHEN YOU STOLE KYLE.

KERRY?

DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE SISTERS FOREVER?

YES.

YES, I DO.

NO, I MEAN, DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER?

WELL, I HOPE SO.

I HOPE WE'RE STILL BEST FRIENDS WHEN WE GET BIGGER.

OH, CAREY BEARY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY BIGGER.

THIS IS REALLY COOL.

IT'S LIKE I GET TO SEE A WHOLE DIFFERENT SIDE OF YOU --

A WINDOW INTO A COMPLEX HUMAN BEING.

IT'S THE JOURNEY.

OH, MY GOD, THAT GUY JUST WINKED AT ME.

NO, IT'S PROBABLY JUST A NERVOUS TIC.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? MAYBE HE THINKS I'M REAL--

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

TOLD YOU.

BRIDGET, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

EVEN THOUGH I'VE TRIED NOT TO SHOW IT

AND I'VE TRIED TO BE ENLIGHTENED,

I STILL GET KIND OF JEALOUS WHEN EVERYONE PAYS ATTENTION TO YOU.

I MEAN, YOU'RE GORGEOUS AND SEXY,

AND WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, ALL EYES ARE ON YOU.

GRAVY-FRIED GRAVY?!

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

YES, I'M GORGEOUS AND SEXY.

ALL EYES ARE ON ME WHEN I WALK INTO A ROOM.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS WRONG.

ACTUALLY, YOU'RE EXACTLY THE SAME.

NOT EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE THE HOTTEST THING AROUND.

DARLING, YOU'RE THE HOTTEST THING AROUND.

SO, KERRY, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

FORGET IT.

MAYBE THIS WHOLE ROAD TRIP WAS A BIG MISTAKE.

WAIT, WAIT -- ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE JOURNEY?

JOURNEYS HAVE A DESTINATION. THEY HAVE A REASON.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

YOU WANT TO GO HOME? I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST WISH WE HAD A SIGN.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

YEAH, MAN, WE'RE SITTING HERE WAITING FOR A SIGN,

AND THAT GUY'S DISTRACTING US WITH DAD'S FAVORITE SONG.

SHEESH.

DAD.

GOD, I WISH DAD WAS HERE.

I KNOW.

HE'D LOOK AT THIS CREEPY PLACE

AND CRACK A FEW JOKES AND HAVE US LAUGHING IN NO TIME.

SO, LET'S LAUGH.

THIS IS FROM HARLAN.

WHO'S HARLAN?

THE GUY WITH THE BLINKING EYE?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING? GRANDPA. I'M SCARED.

NO. GIVE ME THE PHONE.

YOU CANNOT CALL GRANDPA EVERY TIME YOU GET SCARED, OKAY?

HARLAN WANTS YOU TO HAVE ONE, TOO.

HUH. YEAH. SCARED. LET'S GO.

OHH.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN?

OH, HEY, FRIEND.

GOT IN A LITTLE TUSSLE AT THE MUSIC FESTIVAL.

A GROUP OF THUGS THOUGHT THEY COULD GET THE BEST OF ME.

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN RIGHT.

DON'T YOU WORRY. I GOT IN A FEW SHOTS OF MY OWN.

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD SEE WHAT THE OTHER GUY LOOKS LIKE.

WHAT OTHER GUY?

THIS IS FROM HARLAN.

WHO'S HARLAN?

GOD, HE'S WINKIN' AT ME.

THAT'S GREAT -- A GUY WINKIN' AT A GUY.

GRAMPY, I'M SCARED.

OKAY, WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.

I KNOW WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.

YEAH, LIKE, FIVE TIMES IN THE PAST HALF-HOUR.

WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?

THAT GUY HITCHING HAS A WHITE COWBOY HAT ON.

YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD COME INTO MY LIFE

WEARING A WHITE COWBOY HAT.

YOU HAVE YOUR SIGNS, I HAVE MINE.

OKAY, WE'RE ALONE, IT'S DARK, AND I'M SCARED.

DRIVE.

WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?

HE LOOKS LIKE BRAD PITT.

OH, THAT MAKES IT OKAY!

HE'S COMING. DRIVE.

WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?!

THERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID, OKAY?

HE'S JUST EXHAUSTED FROM CHASING OUR CAR.

HI.

HI, THERE.

HI. SMALL WORLD, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO PAINT IT.

AAAH! AAAH!

AH, THE FAMILIAR SOUND OF WOMEN SHRIEKING IN HORROR

AT THE SIGHT OF ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION, CHUCKIE.

WE ASKED YOU FIRST. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

OH, YEAH -- DRUMSTICK.

AND THAT WASN'T THE FIRST PLACE THEY TRIED TO PUT IT.

I WAS ESCORTED OUT OF THE MAY FESTIVAL BY FEMME SECURITY.

INCIDENTALLY, MAEVE IS A WARRIOR GODDESS WHO'D KILL 30 MEN A DAY.

I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S THE ONE THAT HAD ME IN THE HEADLOCK.

ANYWAY, I GRABBED THIS COWBOY HAT OFF A RODEO CLOWN,

AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED RUNNING SINCE.

WHAT'S YOUR STORY?

WELL, WE DECIDED WE DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO GRANDMA'S,

AND WE KNEW THE MAY FESTIVAL WAS A BUST,

AND, OH, YEAH, MOM'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. BACK UP.

YOU KNEW THE MAY FESTIVAL WAS KRYPTONITE TO MY MACKIN' POWERS?

GUYS, WE ARE SO LOST.

WAIT.

WAIT, THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT DOES.

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S OPEN.

WOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ENDED UP AT THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.

I KNEW WE WERE OKAY ON THAT ROAD.

GOSH, REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES WE SPENT HERE --

THE FOURTH OF JULY

WHERE DAD WOULD HAVE US SWIM OUT TO THE RAFT

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE AND WATCH THE FIREWORKS?

YEAH, DAD TRYING TO TEACH US TO BAIT A HOOK?

EW.

REMEMBER THAT FORT I BUILT OUT BACK?

IT HAD A WORKING FIREPLACE AND EVERYTHING.

REMEMBER THAT FOREST FIRE WE HAD OUT BACK?

THEY LET ME WEAR A FIREMAN'S HELMET.

GOOD TIMES.

GOOD TIMES. GOOD TIMES.

C.J., YOU MADE A FIRE.

I DID NOT!

WHY DOES EVERYONE ACCUSE ME?

OH, IN THE FIREPLACE.

I DID, DIDN'T I? THAT'S CUTE.

LIKE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.

REMIND ME WHY WE DIDN'T WANT TO COME HERE AGAIN.

KERRY, BRIDGET...

BEAR!

OH, GIRLS, THANK GOD.

MOM.

HOW'D YOU FIND US HERE?

C.J. CALLED ME.

LET THAT BE A LESSON -- NEVER PICK UP HITCHHIKERS.

YOU TWO ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, CALL ARTIE?

WHO'S ARTIE? WHO'S ARTIE?

THE MAN MOM'S HAVING A SECRET AFFAIR WITH. WHAT?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M SEEING SOMEONE?

WE SAW YOU AT DAD'S SANDWICH PLACE WITH ARTIE.

MAKING YOUR OWN SANDWICH.

I WAS NOT MAKING A SANDWICH.

ACTUALLY, I WAS CONGRATULATING ARTIE ON GETTING ENGAGED...

TO THE GIRL YOUR FATHER AND I INTRODUCED HIM TO.

OOH.

OH.

NEVER MIND.

SO, IS THAT WHAT I SUPPOSEDLY DID?

YOU GIRLS HAD ME WORRIED SICK.

WE'RE SORRY. WE JUST GOT IT ALL WRONG.

I'M SO MAD AT YOU!

I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY!

OHH.

BUT I AM SO, SO MAD AT YOU!

SO, I GUESS THIS JOURNEY WAS KIND OF MEANINGLESS.

OH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

IN FACT, I THINK THIS JOURNEY ACTUALLY REMINDED ME

OF WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

YEAH.

WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

IS HAVE EITHER OF YOU GUYS TALKED TO RACHEL?

RORY.

WELL, I WAS WORRIED SICK.

I REALLY REGRETTED THAT I TOOK ALL THOSE EXTRA HOURS

AT THE HOSPITAL,

AND THAT I LET US ALL GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

I WISH THAT WE'D TAKEN OUR ANNUAL VACATION AT --

WELL, HERE.

MOM'S RIGHT.

IF THERE WAS ONLY SOME WAY WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

SO WE COULD ALL END UP HERE NOW.

YOU'RE ALL THINKING THE SAME THING, AREN'T YOU?

OH, MY GOD. I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.

DAD GOT US TO THE CABIN BY THE LAKE ANYWAY.

IT'S THE LAUGHTER AND THE MUSIC THAT WAS MISSING.

IT'S HERE.

YEAH.

I KIND OF FEEL IT, TOO.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MEMORY HERE, MOM?

WELL...THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE,

I WAS IN A HURRY TO LEAVE,

AND I CALLED TO YOUR DAD FROM THE CAR.

I SAID, "COME ON! WE HAVE A LONG DRIVE!"

HE CAME RUNNING OUT WITH THIS TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND HIS THUMB.

THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN HAD TRIED TO CARVE THE NAME "HENNESSY"

BEHIND THAT PICTURE.

JUST A LITTLE REMINDER TO LET THE WORLD KNOW

THAT EVEN THOUGH WE RENTED IT,

THIS WAS STILL OUR CABIN.

LOOKS LIKE HE WAS CARVING THE "E" WHEN HE CUT HIMSELF.

OH, MY GOD.

IT SAYS, "HI."

HI, DAD.

HEY, DAD.

GAMPY, I'M SCARED.

AH, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED ABOUT -- JUST A COINCIDENCE.

A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE COINCIDENCE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SAID THAT GOD IS A COMEDIAN

PLAYING FOR AN AUDIENCE WHO'S JUST TOO AFRAID TO LAUGH.

WHO SAID THAT?

IT'S ME, KYLE.

ANYONE FOR SOME PAUL HENNESSY ON RYE?

OH, GIRLS, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GET BACK TO --

I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE DOORBELL?

NO, CERTAIN FREQUENCIES ARE LIKE DOG WHISTLES TO ME.

HI, RORY.

HI, RACHEL.

SO...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LOOK, I CAME TO TELL YOU IN PERSON

THAT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US WAS A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT THING,

THAT'S ALL.

IT WAS A --

IT WAS ONLY PHYSICAL.

ONLY PHYSICAL.

THAT'S COOL.

OKAY.

SEE YA.

HEY, GRAMPA, IT WAS --

HEARD EVERY WORD.