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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:04,675 HEY, RORY, WHAT YOU DOING OVER THERE? 2 00:00:04,675 --> 00:00:06,925 I TYPED UP A LIST OF STUFF I'M GONNA SELL ONLINE. 3 00:00:06,925 --> 00:00:08,175 PEOPLE WILL BUY ANYTHING. 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,758 RORY, GIVE IT UP. 5 00:00:09,758 --> 00:00:12,675 NO ONE'S GONNA GIVE YOU ANY CASH FOR YOUR CRAP. 6 00:00:12,675 --> 00:00:15,717 THEY WILL AT SellYourCrapForCash.com. 7 00:00:15,717 --> 00:00:18,675 RORY, YOU CAN'T SELL ALL YOUR TOYS. 8 00:00:18,675 --> 00:00:20,842 THESE ARE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. 9 00:00:20,842 --> 00:00:22,717 MOM, I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND NOW. 10 00:00:22,717 --> 00:00:24,342 CHILDHOOD MEMORIES DON'T PAY FOR THE MOVIES, 11 00:00:24,342 --> 00:00:26,550 POPCORN, AND THE LATTES. 12 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:27,633 LATTES? 13 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:31,050 YEAH, MISSY'S AN UPTOWN GIRL. 14 00:00:31,050 --> 00:00:32,633 I MARRIED AN UPTOWN GIRL. 15 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:36,592 All: AND NOW I LIVE IN MY DAUGHTER'S BASEMENT. 16 00:00:36,592 --> 00:00:38,300 WELL, I DO. 17 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,925 HEY, VON TRAPPS, DON'T GET UP. 18 00:00:42,925 --> 00:00:45,883 I THINK CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER. 19 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:48,675 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW SECURITY CONSULTANT 20 00:00:48,675 --> 00:00:50,883 FOR FRANKLIN GLEN MALL. 21 00:00:50,883 --> 00:00:52,217 YOU'RE A MALL COP? 22 00:00:52,217 --> 00:00:54,883 BRIDGET, LISTEN TO ME, IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 23 00:00:54,883 --> 00:00:59,217 I'M A SECURITY CONSULTANT AT THE MALL. 24 00:00:59,217 --> 00:01:03,383 WOW, FIRST COLLEGE, AND NOW A JOB! 25 00:01:03,383 --> 00:01:07,675 YOU'RE ALMOST READY FOR BIG-BOY PANTS. 26 00:01:07,675 --> 00:01:10,217 YOU KNOW, I DROPPED YOUR COMB IN THE TOILET THIS MORNING. 27 00:01:10,217 --> 00:01:12,258 I WAS GONNA TELL YOU. 28 00:01:13,217 --> 00:01:15,717 MOM, THERE'S AN ART PROGRAM IN EUROPE THIS SUMMER, 29 00:01:15,717 --> 00:01:17,467 AND OUR TEACHER'S RECOMMENDED A BUNCH OF US. 30 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:19,217 IT'S ONLY $2,000. CAN I GO? 31 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:21,508 OH, ONLY $2,000. 32 00:01:21,508 --> 00:01:24,633 WELL, SURE, I'LL JUST LET ONE OF THE HOUSEBOYS GO. 33 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:28,217 HEY, IF SHE DOESN'T GO, CAN WE GET SOME HOUSEBOYS? 34 00:01:28,217 --> 00:01:31,383 MOM, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE FLORENCE AND PARIS 35 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,258 AND IMMERSE MYSELF IN THE ART WORLD. 36 00:01:33,258 --> 00:01:36,800 SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE THE STATUE OF DAVID'S WIENER. 37 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,592 REAL MATURE. 38 00:01:39,592 --> 00:01:41,967 YEAH, COME ON, RORY. SHE WANTS TO SEE HIS BUTT, TOO. 39 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:43,800 NICE! NICE! 40 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,467 OH, COME ON, MOM! CAN I GO? 41 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:46,717 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?! 42 00:01:46,717 --> 00:01:50,550 WELL, HONEY, AS COMPELLING AS C.J. AND RORY'S ARGUMENT IS 43 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:54,175 AND AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE YOU TO GO, IT'S $2,000. 44 00:01:54,175 --> 00:01:58,008 YOU KNOW, WHEN BRIDGET NEEDED EXTRA MONEY, SHE GOT A JOB. 45 00:01:58,008 --> 00:01:59,592 OH, MY GOD! 46 00:01:59,592 --> 00:02:02,633 NEVER BEEN USED AS AN EXAMPLE BEFORE. 47 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:05,467 OKAY, WELL, NO ONE IS HIRING. 48 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:06,967 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 49 00:02:06,967 --> 00:02:10,133 THERE ARE HELP-WANTED SIGNS ALL OVER THE FOOD COURT AT THE MALL. 50 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:10,717 FORGET IT. 51 00:02:10,717 --> 00:02:14,300 I WILL NEVER, EVER WORK IN A DISGUSTING FOOD COURT. 52 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,633 WELCOME TO DAVY CROCKETT'S. 53 00:02:16,633 --> 00:02:21,092 REMEMBER THE ALAMO...BURGER. 54 00:02:21,092 --> 00:02:24,925 OH, LOOK AT MY LITTLE GIRL! HER FIRST JOB! 55 00:02:24,925 --> 00:02:28,175 HER SKIN'S GONNA BREAK OUT SO BAD. 56 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:30,300 ALL RIGHT, HONEY, SMILE! 57 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,133 SAY "CHEESE...BURGER!" 58 00:02:35,092 --> 00:02:36,300 SHOOT ME. 59 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,300 SHOOT ME NOW. 60 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:46,508 IT'S SO HUMILIATING THAT KERRY HAS TO WEAR THAT. 61 00:02:46,508 --> 00:02:47,842 I KNOW. 62 00:02:47,842 --> 00:02:51,342 COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GET HER A JOB AT STRIP...OR SOMETHING? 63 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,217 YEAH, BUT THEN WE COULDN'T DO THIS. 64 00:02:53,217 --> 00:02:55,258 EW, RED HAIR IN MY BURGER! 65 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,967 EW! 66 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:59,675 OKAY, STOP IT. 67 00:02:59,675 --> 00:03:03,633 IT'S STILL NOT FUNNY. 68 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:05,550 HI, WELCOME TO DAVY CROCKETT'S. 69 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:09,050 REMEMBER THE PIE ALAMO-DE. 70 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:11,467 LADIES. 71 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:17,383 BRIDGET, I SAW YOU SWIPE THAT DRINK. 72 00:03:17,383 --> 00:03:20,967 I DIDN'T SWIPE ANYTHING. REFILLS ARE FREE. 73 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,883 NO, NO, MA BARKER. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 74 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:25,842 ONLY FREE REFILLS ARE FREE, OKAY? 75 00:03:25,842 --> 00:03:28,383 GUESS HOW MUCH 35-CENT REFILLS COST? 76 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:30,675 DON'T GET A BRAIN CRAMP. 77 00:03:30,675 --> 00:03:32,175 TELL YOU WHAT. 78 00:03:32,175 --> 00:03:34,175 I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO SLIDE ON THIS ONE WITH A WARNING, 79 00:03:34,175 --> 00:03:35,675 BUT I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, OKAY? 80 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:37,133 HEY, MR. RENT-A-COP, WE'RE SO -- 81 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,425 NO, NO, NO, SHUSH! 82 00:03:39,425 --> 00:03:42,425 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, TAKE US TO MALL JAIL? 83 00:03:42,425 --> 00:03:45,217 DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME. DON'T YOU LAUGH AT -- 84 00:03:45,217 --> 00:03:47,800 LOOK AT KERRY! 85 00:03:50,508 --> 00:03:54,300 THANK YOU, YOU'RE NUMBER 79. 86 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,800 ZACH, WHAT IS GOING ON?! WE'RE OUT OF FRIES AGAIN? 87 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,508 OKAY, HERE'S AN IDEA. 88 00:03:59,508 --> 00:04:03,425 WHEN YOU TAKE OUT ONE BATCH OF FRIES, PUT ANOTHER ONE IN. 89 00:04:03,425 --> 00:04:07,508 IT'LL ALMOST BE LIKE WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF SELLING THEM! 90 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,800 GOD, HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB ANYWAY? 91 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,675 I WAS LIKE, "I NEED A JOB." 92 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:19,383 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY." 93 00:04:23,508 --> 00:04:25,300 THAT'S A FASCINATING STORY. 94 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,758 NOW, GET BACK TO WORK! 95 00:04:26,758 --> 00:04:28,592 HENNESSY! 96 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:31,842 YOU'RE SCARING EVERYBODY. 97 00:04:31,842 --> 00:04:32,842 SORRY. 98 00:04:32,842 --> 00:04:34,133 NO, NO, NO, DON'T BE. 99 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:36,508 YOU KNOW, KERRY, I THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES 100 00:04:36,508 --> 00:04:38,633 TO MAKE IT IN THE FAST-FOOD INDUSTRY. 101 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:42,175 WHAT'S THAT -- MORE SKILLS THAN ZACH? 102 00:04:42,175 --> 00:04:44,508 I WAS GONNA, LIKE, ASK YOU OUT, 103 00:04:44,508 --> 00:04:47,258 BUT YOU CAN, LIKE, NOW FORGET IT. 104 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,133 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 105 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:53,425 HE'S STILL GONNA ASK YOU OUT, 106 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:56,008 BUT YOU CAN'T GO BECAUSE RANK AND FILE 107 00:04:56,008 --> 00:04:59,633 CAN'T DATE ASSISTANT MANAGERS! 108 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,800 ASSISTANT MANAGER? 109 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,508 BUT I'VE ONLY WORKED HERE FIVE DAYS. 110 00:05:03,508 --> 00:05:06,050 YEAH, AND YOU SHOWED UP FOR ALL FIVE! 111 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:11,175 THAT'S A NEW DAVY CROCKETT RECORD. 112 00:05:11,175 --> 00:05:12,800 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 113 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,217 WELL, I'M MORTIFIED. 114 00:05:14,217 --> 00:05:17,508 THIS JOB WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ME TO ITALY AND FRANCE, 115 00:05:17,508 --> 00:05:18,758 NOT BECOME MY CAREER. 116 00:05:18,758 --> 00:05:20,633 IT'S AN EXTRA BUCK-50 AN HOUR. 117 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:22,717 MERCI BEAUCOUP. 118 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:26,550 WELL, THE MONEY IS ROLLING IN. 119 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:30,758 I'M THIS MUCH CLOSER TO A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITH MY LADY. 120 00:05:30,758 --> 00:05:32,467 RORY -- 121 00:05:32,467 --> 00:05:34,592 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN PAID? 122 00:05:34,592 --> 00:05:38,175 BUT ALL THIS STUFF IS STILL SITTING IN THE DINING ROOM. 123 00:05:38,175 --> 00:05:40,717 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SENT IT OFF YET. 124 00:05:40,717 --> 00:05:43,258 OH, I GET IT. 125 00:05:43,258 --> 00:05:47,467 MAYBE IT'S JUST TOO HARD TO SAY "GOODBYE" TO PIGGY McPIG PIG. 126 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:49,508 NO, IT'S JUST CRAP. 127 00:05:49,508 --> 00:05:51,592 EVEN THOUGH HE WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? 128 00:05:51,592 --> 00:05:52,675 SHUT UP! 129 00:05:52,675 --> 00:05:54,633 AND IT'S SHE. 130 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:58,925 BESIDES GOING TO THE POST OFFICE IS JUST SUCH A HASSLE. 131 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,550 WELL, IT'S GONNA BE EVEN A BIGGER HASSLE 132 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:02,675 WHEN PEOPLE START CANCELING THEIR CHECKS, 133 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:06,258 REPOSSESSING YOUR COUCH, TAKING YOU TO COURT, 134 00:06:06,258 --> 00:06:09,592 LEAVING YOU NO ALTERNATIVE BUT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO INITIALS. 135 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,592 HYPOTHETICALLY. 136 00:06:13,592 --> 00:06:16,008 OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 137 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,467 TO RUN AN EFFICIENT HAMBURGER STAND. 138 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:19,467 YOU'RE RIGHT. 139 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:21,133 I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FEEDING 140 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:22,842 A BUNCH OF HUNGRY, ANGRY TEENAGERS 141 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:25,008 WHO WANT WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT. 142 00:06:25,008 --> 00:06:27,800 LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S NOT EASY. 143 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,175 YOU KNOW, I JUST HAVE TO SAY I THINK IT IS GREAT 144 00:06:30,175 --> 00:06:31,967 THAT EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS WORKING. 145 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:34,592 EXCEPT GRANDPA. SLACKER. 146 00:06:34,592 --> 00:06:37,467 NOW, NOW, GRANDPA HAS WORKED HIS ENTIRE LIFE. 147 00:06:37,467 --> 00:06:40,800 UNLIKE YOU, WHO HAS WORKED FOR WHAT -- FIVE MINUTES? 148 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,467 NONETHELESS, I'M VERY PROUD OF ALL OF YOU. 149 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:46,258 IT'S NOT EASY WITH ALL THESE MOUTHS TO FEED. 150 00:06:46,258 --> 00:06:48,217 ARE YOU LISTENING, GRANDPA? 151 00:06:48,217 --> 00:06:51,008 IS THAT WHAT I AM -- ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED? 152 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:52,633 OH, NO, NO, DAD, IT'S JUST A SAYING. 153 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:54,592 DON'T LET C.J. GET UNDER YOUR SKIN. 154 00:06:54,592 --> 00:06:57,008 YEAH, C.J., WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START CONTRIBUTING? 155 00:06:57,008 --> 00:07:00,758 NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THAT PRESTIGIOUS MALL-COP JOB. 156 00:07:00,758 --> 00:07:02,508 I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 157 00:07:02,508 --> 00:07:03,842 I AM TOTALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT. 158 00:07:03,842 --> 00:07:05,675 BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T CHUNKY. 159 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,592 WELL, I CAN'T EVEN STOP BY FOR A SNACK? 160 00:07:08,592 --> 00:07:12,342 NO, NO, NO, COME BY ANY TIME FOR A $5 JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER. 161 00:07:12,342 --> 00:07:14,633 WELL, LOOK AT "GOODBYE, MR. CHIPS" OVER THERE. 162 00:07:14,633 --> 00:07:16,550 HE'S GOT MORE FOOD IN THE HAIR ON HIS CHEST 163 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:17,675 THAN I EAT IN A MONTH! 164 00:07:17,675 --> 00:07:19,842 OH, THAT IS SUCH A LIE. 165 00:07:19,842 --> 00:07:22,008 WELL, NOW, COME ON, DAD. 166 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:25,467 YOU GOT TO ADMIT, YOU LIKE YOUR CHIPS. 167 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:27,425 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 168 00:07:27,425 --> 00:07:30,925 JUST SAYING THAT YOU LIKE YOUR CHIPS. 169 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:35,008 OKAY, THEN DON'T BUY THE DAMN CHIPS IF I'M SUCH A BURDEN, 170 00:07:35,008 --> 00:07:36,508 SUCH A MOUTH TO FEED. 171 00:07:36,508 --> 00:07:40,425 IT DOESN'T COUNT THAT I SPENT 50 YEARS PROVIDING FOR MY FAMILY, 172 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:43,133 SENDING YOU AND YOUR SISTER THROUGH COLLEGE. 173 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:46,050 FINE, I'LL JUST GET A JOB LIKE THE REST OF YOU. 174 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,133 OH, NOW, DAD, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 175 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:51,217 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A JOB. YOU DO PLENTY AROUND HERE. 176 00:07:51,217 --> 00:07:52,592 COME ON, I'M JUST KIDDING. 177 00:07:52,592 --> 00:07:54,550 BUT FOR THE RECORD, WHEN IT COMES TO CHIPS, 178 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:56,133 YOU'RE LIKE A MACHINE. 179 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:59,425 THERE MUST BE SOMEONE OUT THERE WANTING TO HIRE 180 00:07:59,425 --> 00:08:02,050 A MAN OF MY EXPERIENCE IN ENGINEERING. 181 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,342 HEY, KERRY, DON'T YOU HAVE 182 00:08:03,342 --> 00:08:05,592 THAT "WE HIRE OLD PEOPLE" PROGRAM WHERE YOU WORK? 183 00:08:05,592 --> 00:08:06,592 BRIDGET, NO, COME ON. 184 00:08:06,592 --> 00:08:07,717 YEAH, I THINK GRANDPA QUALIFIES. 185 00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:08,883 CAN YOU GET HIM A JOB THERE? 186 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:11,675 YOU ARE THE BOSS. HE IS OLD. 187 00:08:11,675 --> 00:08:13,717 BRIDGET, GRANDPA WAS AN ENGINEER. 188 00:08:13,717 --> 00:08:17,633 THERE IS NO WAY HE'S GONNA WORK IN THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL. 189 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,925 WELCOME TO DAVY CROCKETT'S. 190 00:08:19,925 --> 00:08:22,550 REMEMBER THE ALAMO...BURGER. 191 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:27,092 OKAY, DUDE, UM, LET ME HAVE A TRIPLE ALAMO BURGER, DUDE. 192 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:29,800 WHAT HAPPENED TO "PLEASE," DUDE? 193 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,925 PLEASE? 194 00:08:30,925 --> 00:08:33,300 IS THIS YOURS, DUDE? 195 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,758 WHOA, DUDE, 196 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:37,092 I DON'T THINK I REMEMBER ORDERING A SIDE OF 'TUDE. 197 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:39,800 UM, EXCUSE ME, JIM, IS THERE A PROBLEM? 198 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,050 "JIM"?! I'M YOUR GRANDFATHER, KERRY. 199 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:44,967 LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR ANY TROUBLE YOU MAY HAVE HAD. 200 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:46,467 JIM, PLEASE APOLOGIZE. 201 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:48,842 APOLOGIZE? I'D SOONER EAT THE FOOD HERE! 202 00:08:48,842 --> 00:08:50,633 GRANDP-- JIM! 203 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:52,800 LOOK, I APOLOGIZE. YOUR MEAL'S ON US. 204 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,883 ZACH, CAN YOU TAKE THE REGISTER? 205 00:08:54,883 --> 00:08:57,342 JIM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 206 00:08:57,342 --> 00:08:58,633 ONLY FOR A SECOND. 207 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:02,050 I GOT A CIGARETTE BREAK COMING UP, AND I'M GETTING A BIT ANTSY. 208 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:03,092 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 209 00:09:03,092 --> 00:09:05,342 YOU CAN'T TALK TO CUSTOMERS LIKE THAT! 210 00:09:05,342 --> 00:09:06,758 DON'T YELL AT ME, KERRY. 211 00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:08,175 YOU KNOW, I CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS. 212 00:09:08,175 --> 00:09:11,258 UGH, DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS? 213 00:09:11,258 --> 00:09:15,133 RIGHT NOW, YOU WORK FOR ME. AND WHERE IS YOUR HAT? 214 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:17,758 I DON'T LIKE IT. IT MAKES MY HEAD ITCH. 215 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,425 BESIDES, WHEN I PUT IT DOWN, ZACH THREW IT IN THE FRIOLATOR. 216 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:22,467 HE IS SUCH A CUTUP! 217 00:09:22,467 --> 00:09:24,717 NICE! NICE! 218 00:09:24,717 --> 00:09:25,842 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 219 00:09:25,842 --> 00:09:28,008 OH, MY GOD! SHOULDN'T YOU AND SCOOBY DOO 220 00:09:28,008 --> 00:09:30,633 BE OUT SOLVING THE MYSTERY OF THE DEAD-END JOBS? 221 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:31,800 IS THIS HER? 222 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,633 OH, YEAH, THAT'S HER, ALL RIGHT. 223 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:36,508 SHE'S THE MOVIE STEALER. 224 00:09:36,508 --> 00:09:39,008 I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, FRIEND. 225 00:09:39,008 --> 00:09:41,675 MOVIE STEALER? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 226 00:09:41,675 --> 00:09:44,217 MOVE IT ALONG, PEOPLE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 227 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,633 HEY, YOU! 228 00:09:46,842 --> 00:09:48,633 I SAID, "MOVE IT ALONG." 229 00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:51,092 NOTHING TO SEE IN THIS PARAMETER. 230 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:53,800 C.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE'S GONE. 231 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,633 NOW YOU CAN LET ME GO. 232 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:57,342 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT. 233 00:09:57,342 --> 00:10:00,717 IT WOULD VIOLATE THE OATH I TOOK AS MALL SECURITY. 234 00:10:00,717 --> 00:10:02,717 WHAT OATH? 235 00:10:02,717 --> 00:10:05,758 THE OATH I TOOK THAT SAYS BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, 236 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:08,508 $5.15 AN HOUR, BLAH, BLAH. LET'S GO. 237 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,758 WHAT THE HELL DID I DO NOW? 238 00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:18,092 $137.50? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. 239 00:10:18,092 --> 00:10:20,675 JUST GIVE ME FIVE BUCKS. 240 00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:31,217 OKAY, YOU GOT ME. 241 00:10:31,217 --> 00:10:32,675 HA HA HA HA. 242 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,967 YOU THINK MALL JAIL'S FUNNY? 243 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:41,550 IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN. 244 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:43,717 SHUT UP. 245 00:10:43,717 --> 00:10:46,133 OKAY, I GOTTA BE AT WORK IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES, SO -- 246 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:48,175 YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU STOLE 247 00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:50,050 TWO HOURS OF MOTION PICTURE ENTERTAINMENT. 248 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,633 I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING, OKAY? 249 00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:53,342 MAYBE I WENT TO THE BATHROOM, 250 00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,383 AND WHEN I CAME OUT, I ACCIDENTALLY WENT INTO 251 00:10:55,383 --> 00:10:57,175 THE WRONG THEATER FOR A SECOND. 252 00:10:57,175 --> 00:11:00,383 WENT INTO THE WRONG THEATER. 253 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:03,217 YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO SOME STUPID ROOKIE COP 254 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,592 WALKING A FOOD-COURT BEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME?! 255 00:11:05,592 --> 00:11:07,758 HUH, SISTER?! 256 00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:11,467 YOU'RE IN SOME DEEP STUFF HERE, WINONA! 257 00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:15,217 MOVIE POACHING IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE. 258 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:18,925 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF? 259 00:11:18,925 --> 00:11:22,133 AVOID THE NEEDLE. START SQUAWKING! ADMIT IT! 260 00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:25,258 I AM NOT GONNA ADMIT TO SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO! 261 00:11:25,258 --> 00:11:28,383 BESIDES WHAT'LL YOU DO -- HAVE ME ARRESTED? 262 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,633 WORSE. 263 00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:32,217 WE'RE GONNA BAN YOU FROM THE MALL. 264 00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:39,050 OH, HI, RORY. YOU FIXED THE LAMP. 265 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:41,925 YEAH, ALL IT NEEDED WAS A NEW LIGHT BULB. 266 00:11:41,925 --> 00:11:43,258 WELL, THANK YOU. 267 00:11:43,258 --> 00:11:44,800 YOU'RE WELCOME. 268 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:48,342 CALICO-CAT-LADY-1274 IS GONNA LOVE THIS. 269 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,842 UH, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T SELL MY STUFF. 270 00:11:50,842 --> 00:11:53,050 BUT I'M ALL OUT OF MY STUFF, MAN. 271 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,217 NOW, UNTIL YOU BUY ME MORE STUFF, 272 00:11:55,217 --> 00:11:57,008 I'VE GOT TO SELL YOUR STUFF. 273 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,383 ARE YOU INSANE, MOM?! 274 00:11:58,383 --> 00:12:00,800 CRAP DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, YOU KNOW. 275 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,883 AM I INSANE? 276 00:12:01,883 --> 00:12:03,217 LOOK AT THIS. 277 00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:06,300 THESE ARE YOUR GRANDFATHER'S READING GLASSES 278 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,342 AND BRIDGET'S HAIRBRUSH. 279 00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:11,550 PEOPLE PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR HAIR THAT THICK AND SHINY. 280 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:13,633 PEOPLE WILL BUY BRIDGET'S HAIR? 281 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,258 PEOPLE WILL BUY JESSICA SIMPSON'S HAIR. 282 00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:22,675 WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY LITTLE WORKER BEES. 283 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,633 DINNER'S GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE. 284 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,883 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'VE GOT MY OWN DINNER. 285 00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:28,133 WHAT'S THAT? 286 00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:30,342 ALAMO CHICKEN NUGGETS. 287 00:12:30,342 --> 00:12:33,925 GUARANTEED 100% PURE CHICKEN PRODUCTS. 288 00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:35,800 NO BEAKS. 289 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,758 THAT SHOULD KEEP THIS MOUTH FED FOR A WEEK OR TWO. 290 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,925 OH, AND I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOWER. 291 00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:42,925 CATE, I'LL BE SURE TO KEEP TIME 292 00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:45,967 SO YOU CAN SEND ME MY FAIR SHARE OF THE WATER BILL. 293 00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:47,800 DAD, I WAS JUST KIDDING. 294 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,925 I DON'T CARE IF YOU TAKE A 30-MINUTE SHOWER. 295 00:12:50,925 --> 00:12:54,508 THAT WASN'T A 30-MINUTE SHOWER. I FELL. 296 00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:59,925 RORY SOLD MY CHAIR. 297 00:13:10,883 --> 00:13:12,092 OKAY, WHAT'S WRONG? 298 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,758 NOTHING. 299 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:22,175 ALL RIGHT, KERRY, I HAVE TO START DINNER. 300 00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:24,092 SCHOOL OR BOYS? 301 00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:25,467 I HATE MY JOB. 302 00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:28,217 BUT, HONEY, YOU WERE FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT YOUR PROMOTION. 303 00:13:28,217 --> 00:13:29,758 I KNOW, UNTIL I FOUND OUT 304 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,050 I HAVE TO GIVE EVERYONE AN EVALUATION. 305 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,967 I SUPERVISE A BUNCH OF SLACKERS. 306 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,342 IF I'M HONEST, I MAY GET SOMEONE FIRED. 307 00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:39,383 WELL, MAYBE SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE FIRED. 308 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,675 THERE'S THIS GUY WHO REALLY SUCKS, 309 00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:44,217 BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. 310 00:13:44,217 --> 00:13:45,425 OH, HONEY, LET ME HELP. 311 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,842 LOOK, IT'S REALLY SWEET 312 00:13:46,842 --> 00:13:49,467 THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS, 313 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:52,425 BUT EVEN IF ONE OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS HAS TO LEARN 314 00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:53,842 A TOUGH LIFE LESSON, 315 00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:56,967 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD SHIRK YOUR RESPONS-- 316 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,842 IT'S GRANDPA. 317 00:13:58,842 --> 00:14:03,092 I GOTTA START DINNER. 318 00:14:06,342 --> 00:14:07,342 HEY, DAD. 319 00:14:07,342 --> 00:14:08,883 IF YOU'RE COMING TO COLLECT THE RENT, 320 00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:11,550 I DON'T GET PAID TILL THE END OF THE WEEK. 321 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:15,717 NOW, YOU MADE YOUR POINT, DAD. YOU CAN QUIT YOUR JOB NOW. 322 00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:17,300 HAPPY? 323 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,425 I LOVE MY JOB. 324 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,425 YOU DO? 325 00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:21,342 WELL, YEAH. 326 00:14:21,342 --> 00:14:24,217 I KNOW WHAT IT STARTED OUT TO BE -- PROVING A POINT, 327 00:14:24,217 --> 00:14:26,633 BUT I ENJOY HAVING SOMEPLACE TO GO 328 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,383 AND SPENDING TIME WITH KERRY. 329 00:14:28,383 --> 00:14:30,383 AND TOMORROW, I'M ON FRIES. 330 00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:32,300 AH. 331 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,592 THAT IS REALLY SWEET THAT YOU LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH KERRY. 332 00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:36,758 YEAH, IT IS. 333 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:39,842 BUT YOU'RE KIND OF A PAIN IN HER ASS. 334 00:14:39,842 --> 00:14:40,925 DID SHE SAY THAT? 335 00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:42,633 YOU KNOW, I NEVER LIKED HER, CATE. 336 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,633 SHE'S THE BAD ONE. 337 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,800 WELL, DAD, OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 338 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,425 THAT'S WHY I DID. 339 00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:51,425 LOOK, THIS IS KERRY'S FIRST JOB, AND IT'S HER TERRITORY. 340 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,175 SHE'S DOING SO WELL. 341 00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:55,258 YOU'RE KIND OF WRECKING IT. 342 00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:57,592 I'M WRECKING IT? HEY, I'M NOT THAT BAD. 343 00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,300 NO, I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOUR ABILITY TO WORK. 344 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,508 IT'S JUST THAT YOUR ATTITUDE WITH THE CUSTOMERS IS -- 345 00:15:03,508 --> 00:15:05,467 ALL RIGHT, I HEAR YOU. 346 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:08,842 I MEAN, THIS IS KERRY'S THING. SHE NEEDS IT. 347 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:11,967 I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE TO RUIN IT. 348 00:15:13,008 --> 00:15:16,258 WELL, I GUESS I COULD TURN IN MY NAME TAG, 349 00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:20,467 BUT ZACH THREW IT IN SOMEBODY'S BURGER YESTERDAY. 350 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,383 HE'S SUCH A CUTUP. 351 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:26,342 OH. OKAY, DAD. 352 00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:36,383 ALL RIGHT, MISS HENNESSY, LET'S TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME. 353 00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:38,467 WHERE WERE YOU AT 3:57? 354 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,300 WATCHING THE CAMERON DIAZ MOVIE. 355 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,300 HOW'D SHE LOOK? GOOD, I GUESS. 356 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,175 WAS SHE IN A BIKINI OR JUMPING AROUND IN HER UNDERPANTS? 357 00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:47,383 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH GETTING BUSTED? 358 00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:51,258 I'LL DO THE INTERROGATING! 359 00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:54,092 YOU SAY YOU WERE IN THE MOVIE AT 3:57. 360 00:15:54,092 --> 00:15:57,508 THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE THE MOVIE ENDED AT 3:43. 361 00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:58,383 ADMIT IT! 362 00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:00,050 YOU LEFT THE MOVIE, WALKED DOWN THE HALL, 363 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,425 AND YOU SNUCK INTO THE KEANU REEVES ONE! 364 00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:03,508 NO! BANNED FROM THE MALL, BRIDGET! 365 00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:07,508 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! 366 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,258 NOWHERE TO GO AFTER SCHOOL. 367 00:16:09,258 --> 00:16:12,342 YOU'LL HAVE TO STUDY AND DO ORGANIZED ACTIVITIES 368 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:13,883 LIKE BAND AND GLEE CLUB! 369 00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:16,508 STOP IT! GLEE CLUB! 370 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,842 SAY THE WORDS. "I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF MISSING KEANU 371 00:16:19,842 --> 00:16:21,592 IN THAT TIGHT BIKER OUTFIT." 372 00:16:21,592 --> 00:16:23,633 NO! FOR THE LAST TIME, NO, OKAY? 373 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,217 AND KEANU WAS ONLY IN IT FOR FIVE MINUTES, 374 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,133 AND HE HAD THIS HAIRCUT THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A MONKEY. 375 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,008 OH, NO! 376 00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:30,008 OH! 377 00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:33,800 AND SHE SANG LIKE A PARAKEET. 378 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,883 LOOK, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T BAN ME FROM THE MALL. 379 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,217 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 380 00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:39,383 ANYTHING? 381 00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:40,342 ANYTHING. 382 00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:42,883 HMM. RAP FOR ME. 383 00:16:45,717 --> 00:16:47,508 I'M SORRY, WHAT? 384 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,925 YOU KNOW, BUST A RHYME. 385 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:53,842 AND MAYBE MAKE IT ABOUT HOW COOL I AM. 386 00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:57,258 NO. NO, I'M SORRY, I DON'T THINK SO. 387 00:16:57,258 --> 00:17:01,133 GREAT. HAVE FUN CRUISING THE MALL...ON-LINE. 388 00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,217 FINE! FINE, I'LL DO IT. 389 00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:04,383 I'LL -- FINE. 390 00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:06,133 FINE, THAT'S SMART. 391 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,592 I'LL LAY DOWN THE BEAT FOR YOU. 392 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,133 DOO-DOO WHOOSH. DOO-DOO WHOOSH. 393 00:17:16,675 --> 00:17:18,383 YEAH. 394 00:17:18,383 --> 00:17:20,633 C.J., SOME KIDS ARE PLAYING ON THE ESCALATOR. 395 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:21,633 I GOT IT. OKAY. 396 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,008 WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 397 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,925 OH, THERE WAS AN INTERROGATION. 398 00:17:24,925 --> 00:17:26,550 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CHARGE HER THE ADMISSION 399 00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:27,592 AND LET HER GO. 400 00:17:27,592 --> 00:17:29,925 YEAH, WE, UM... 401 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,967 OH, NO, C.J., 402 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,175 YOU'RE NOT STILL MAKING THEM BUST RHYMES, ARE YOU? 403 00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:46,217 WAIT, SO, YOU'RE NOT BANNING ME FROM THE MALL? 404 00:17:46,217 --> 00:17:49,633 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE CAN'T DO THAT. 405 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,508 DID YOU EVEN READ THE OATH? 406 00:17:57,258 --> 00:17:58,758 ALL RIGHT, FROM THE TOP. 407 00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:06,633 DUDE, I ASKED FOR THIS WITH NO ONIONS, DUDE. 408 00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:10,175 OH, YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY, SIR. 409 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:12,592 OH, HERE YOU ARE, SIR. 410 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,175 THANKS. 411 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,550 COME AGAIN, SIR. 412 00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:18,425 GRANDPA, YOU HANDLED THAT PERFECTLY. 413 00:18:18,425 --> 00:18:20,050 OH, IT'S EASY, KERRY. 414 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:23,883 YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAY "SIR," I'M THINKING "JACKASS." 415 00:18:23,883 --> 00:18:27,758 WOW, YOU'RE, LIKE, THE PERFECT EMPLOYEE. 416 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,675 THANK YOU, GRANDPA. 417 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,092 "GRANDPA"? YOU DIDN'T CALL ME JIM. 418 00:18:32,092 --> 00:18:34,550 ISN'T THAT AGAINST COMPANY POLICY? 419 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:36,633 OH, ARE THOSE THE EVALUATIONS? 420 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,467 YEAH, KERRY, YOU HAVE THOSE EVALUATIONS? 421 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:39,925 UM, DEREK, YOU SHOULD KNOW 422 00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:42,800 THAT JIM HAS SHOWN REMARKABLE IMPROVEMENT SINCE I WROTE THIS. 423 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,883 OH, WHAT A PROUD DAY. 424 00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:46,467 I'M WEARING A COONSKIN CAP, AND I'VE SHOWN IMPROVEMENT. 425 00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:49,217 OKAY, GIVE THEM TO ME. 426 00:18:51,258 --> 00:18:54,592 KERRY, YOU GAVE JIM THE LOWEST SCORE IN DAVY CROCKETT HISTORY! 427 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:55,842 IN HISTORY? 428 00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:57,675 YEAH, IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE GUY 429 00:18:57,675 --> 00:18:59,258 WHO WHIZZED IN THE FRIOLATOR. 430 00:19:03,717 --> 00:19:07,425 KERRY... YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP. 431 00:19:07,425 --> 00:19:08,550 THIS IS JUST A FOOD COURT. 432 00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:13,425 THANKS A LOT, KERRY. 433 00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:14,800 YOU ALMOST GOT ME FIRED. 434 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,258 WELL, I HAD TO DO MY JOB. 435 00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:18,342 BESIDES, MOM SAID YOU DON'T NEED TO WORK. 436 00:19:18,342 --> 00:19:19,717 WELL, MAYBE I DO. 437 00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:23,175 MAYBE I'M SAVING UP FOR SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. 438 00:19:23,175 --> 00:19:24,633 WHAT, NEW KNEES? 439 00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,217 NO, I DON'T MAKE KNEE MONEY. 440 00:19:27,217 --> 00:19:32,050 NO, I'M SAVING UP FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S TRIP TO EUROPE. 441 00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:36,717 THAT'S SO SWEET. 442 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:40,300 OH, I LOVE YOU, CARE BEAR. 443 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,592 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 444 00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:44,717 NOW, GET BACK ON YOUR REGISTER! 445 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,675 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF -- 446 00:19:47,675 --> 00:19:50,800 BRIDGET, DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE MY FAVORITE? 447 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,967 UH, GRANDPA, REFILLS, 35 CENTS, RIGHT? 448 00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:56,508 HONESTY. GOOD FOR YOU. 449 00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:59,258 MOST PEOPLE JUST TAKE THEM AND GO. 450 00:19:59,258 --> 00:20:03,133 YEAH, I WELL, I GOT CAUGHT BY THE SHORT ARM OF THE LAW. 451 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:05,175 GOOD TO SEE THE LESSON TOOK. 452 00:20:05,175 --> 00:20:07,258 NO ONE'S ABOVE THE LAW. 453 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:10,925 C.J.! 454 00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:13,175 I'M ON MY BREAK. 455 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:18,633 UH, RORY, COULD YOU SET THE TABLE FOR DINNER? 456 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,342 EXCUSE ME. I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE. 457 00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:22,675 I'M AUCTIONING OFF DAD'S KIRK GIBSON ROOKIE CARD. 458 00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:24,133 DO YOU KNOW THERE ARE FANATICS 459 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:25,300 WILLING TO PAY BIG BUCKS FOR THIS? 460 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,675 YOU KNOW, MISTER, I THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS A LITTLE TOO FAR. 461 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:31,175 WHY? I FIGURE, IF THE SAPS ARE WILLING TO PAY IT. 462 00:20:31,175 --> 00:20:34,467 LOOK, RORY, THIS IS NOT JUST A STUPID PIECE OF CARDBOARD. 463 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,550 YOUR FATHER GAVE YOU THIS, AND IT MEANT A LOT TO HIM, 464 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:40,675 AND ONE DAY YOU MAY WANT TO PASS THIS ON TO YOUR CHILDREN. 465 00:20:40,675 --> 00:20:45,383 YEAH... I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 466 00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:46,675 I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF THE MARKET. 467 00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:50,050 YEAH, I THINK THAT'S A GOOD ID-- OH, HANG ON A SECOND. 468 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,592 WHAT'S THAT NUMBER THERE? 469 00:20:51,592 --> 00:20:53,967 THAT'S THE AMOUNT OF THE LATEST BID. 470 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:58,092 WELL, IT JUST WENT UP. AGAIN! 471 00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:00,342 THERE'S ONLY A MINUTE LEFT. BETTER TAKE IT OFF THE MARKET. 472 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,633 YEAH, TOUCH THAT BUTTON, I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM. 473 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,342 BUT, MOM, I THINK DAD WOULD WANT ME TO KEEP IT. 474 00:21:05,342 --> 00:21:09,217 YEAH, HE ALSO WANTS YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE. 475 00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:10,675 GOING ONCE! 476 00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:12,008 GOING TWICE! 477 00:21:12,008 --> 00:21:13,258 SOLD! 478 00:21:13,258 --> 00:21:14,967 THIS IS SO GREAT. GO SET THE TABLE. 479 00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:16,425 WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE. 480 00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:19,133 OH, AND LET'S USE THE GOOD SILVERWARE. 481 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:22,008 YEAH, ABOUT THAT... 482 00:21:22,008 --> 00:21:24,842 RORY! DID YOU SELL IT?! 35083

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