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AND FINALLY,

THE TOP LIBERTY MIDDLE SCHOOL SCANDAL OF THE WEEK.

THE HONOR SOCIETY CLAIMED THAT THEIR CAR WASH

WAS A HUGE SUCCESS.

HA HA HA. IT WASN'T.

Man: OH, YEAH!

THIS IS WEBMASTER "X" SIGNING OFF.

RORY...

YOU DO DRUGS?

NO.

FOR A SECOND THERE, THIS ALL MADE SENSE.

I WAS SHOOTING A SEGMENT FOR MY WEBCAST.

WEBMASTER "X." THAT'S ME.

YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA CALL YOU LOSER,

BUT YOU SAVED IT WITH THE ARM THING.

SO, HOW MANY HITS YOU GET?

THAT'S THE THING.

KIND OF HAVING TROUBLE BUILDING A FOLLOWING.

HMM.

YOU THINK IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE REPORTING ON CAR WASHES

IN A MONKEY MASK?

DUDE, YOU GOT TO SPICE THINGS UP

IF YOU WANT TO GET PAYING CUSTOMERS.

PAYING CUSTOMERS?

NO, MY WEBSITE'S FREE.

HA HA! NOT ANYMORE, PARTNER.

STEP ASIDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M RIGGING YOU UP A PAY WEBSITE.

THAT'S RIGHT, I NEED SOME QUICK MONEY

FOR AN INVESTMENT THAT WENT SOUR.

WHAT DID YOU INVEST IN?

PISTONS BY 3.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BET

ALL OF NEXT SEMESTER'S TUITION MONEY.

BUT, COME ON! BY 3!

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE DANCE THIS WEEKEND. AREN'T YOU?

OH, I DON'T HAVE THE BEST EXPERIENCES AT SCHOOL DANCES.

LAST ONE I WENT TO,

I SPENT MOST OF THE NIGHT WITH MY FACE IN THE TOILET.

YOU WEREN'T DRINKING, WERE YOU?

NO, BUT I THINK THE SENIOR HOLDING MY HEAD DOWN WAS.

YOU KNOW, CAN'T WE JUST GO SEE A MOVIE INSTEAD?

JEREMY, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY,

BUT HOBBITS ARE STUPID.

IF YOU JUST READ THE BOOK FIRST --

STUPID.

I GOT TO GO WITH JEREMY. HOBBITS ARE NOT STUPID.

HEY, SHE'S GOT A NAME, OKAY?

HI, I'M BETH DOYLE!

AND YOU MUST BE THE COUSIN I'VE HEARD --

WEIRD GIRL! TOO MUCH ENERGY.

CAN'T DEAL WITH IT.

OH, HI, BETH.

HELLO, MRS. HENNESSY.

OUR FAMILY WON THIS CAKE AT CHURCH FOR GOSPEL TRIVIA.

THANK YOU. ANYWAY, WE CAN'T EAT IT, BECAUSE IT HAS GLUTEN IN IT.

OH, BETH.

IS YOUR MOM TRYING TO FATTEN ME UP?

ACTUALLY, YES.

SHE THINKS NOW THAT YOU'RE SINGLE,

YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO DAD.

OH. WELL, THAT'S SUPER.

HI, KERRY. HI, KYLE.

HEY, BRIDGET. HI, LATEST.

LATEST?

OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU SHE'S HAD OTHERS?

LIKE MY BROTHER DONNY.

AND HE WAS HANDSOME AND SENSITIVE AND SMART,

AND HE HAD PECS THAT LOOKED LIKE

THEY'D BEEN CARVED OUT OF MARBLE.

SHOULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER LIKE THIS?

OH, IT'S OKAY. WE'RE ALL ADOPTED.

ANYWAY, SHE DUMPED DONNY AND BROKE HIS HEART

LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY SHE'S EVER DATED.

BUT I'M SURE IT'LL BE DIFFERENT FOR YOU.

GOOD LUCK.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

HEY, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.

HI. HI.

IS CATE HERE?

I'M JUDY McKENNA WITH THE PTA.

FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT OUR MAILMAN

GOT A HELL OF A LOT PRETTIER.

IS THAT JUDY?

WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? WHAT ARE YOU, A SCOTCH GIRL?

OH, JUDY, I'M SORRY. I MISSED THE MEETING.

I FORGOT TO CALL, BUT I HAD TO WORK LATE AGAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MISS A MEETING, CATE.

THEY ELECTED ME AN OFFICER?

CONGRATULATIONS, RECORDING SECRETARY.

HERE ARE YOUR MINUTES.

A BRANDY? HOW ABOUT A BRANDY, JUDY?

UH, DAD, SHE DOESN'T WANT A DRINK.

IS YOUR NAME JUDY?

THE MAIN THING THAT WE TALKED ABOUT

WAS HOW INAPPROPRIATE THE DANCING HAS BECOME.

SO THE PTA HAS VOTED TO OUTLAW PROVOCATIVE DANCING.

WHAT WOULD THAT LOOK LIKE, JUDY?

OH. EXCUSE ME, DAD.

HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THE MOVES THAT THEY DO?

AW, I TELL YOU, THE KIDS TODAY,

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEIR VALUES.

WHAT, GIN AND TONIC?

GIVE IT UP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE, 100.

CHARDONNAY FOR THE LADY?

I THINK I'LL BE GOING NOW.

YOU WANT ME TO WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR?

OKAY, SURE, WHAT A GENTLEMAN.

TAKE IT EASY, SCARLETT, I JUST NEEDED A RIDE TO MY DORM.

OHH.

HEY, GUYS.

HI, KERRY.

THE PTA HAS OUTLAWED SUGGESTIVE DANCING,

SO WATCH IT AT THE DANCE.

WHAT?! THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

DANCING IS A FORM OF EXPRESSION!

THE FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTS ANYONE

WHO WANTS TO DANCE LIKE THIS, OR LIKE THIS.

ALL RIGHT, CATE, CATE, CATE!

KERRY, STOP! KERRY!

GOOD GOD!

I USED TO HOLD THAT IN MY ARMS!

KERRY, STOP IT!

LOOK, IT'S JUST A NEW RULE. OBEY IT.

IT'S NOTHING TO GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT.

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

OH, I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY!

I AM GONNA DANCE HOWEVER I WANT!

I JUST THINK YOU'RE MISSING THE IMPORTANT ISSUE HERE.

BETH DOYLE WAS MEAN TO ME.

I MEAN, I HAVE REAL FEELINGS FOR JEREMY.

OH, BRIDGET, GET OVER IT. YOU'RE FICKLE.

SURE, YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH JEREMY,

BUT YOU WERE ALSO MADLY IN LOVE WITH DONNY

WHEN DAMIAN CAME ALONG.

DAMIAN? I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

HEY.

HEY.

SO, WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY?

SHE'S SPOKEN FOR!

YES, I AM SPOKEN FOR.

SO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

ARE YOU EVER TO CALL ME AT THIS PHONE NUMBER

AND, IF THIS NUMBER IS BUSY, THIS PHONE NUMBER,

AND, IF THIS NUMBER IS BUSY, THIS CELLPHONE NUMBER.

AND IF YOU EVER COME TO THIS ADDRESS ON OAKDALE AVENUE,

WELL, YOU'LL BE STEPPING IN SOME VERY HOT WATER, MISTER.

AND I MEAN, HOT.

OKAY, I ADMIT, I MAY HAVE BEEN DRAWN

TO DAMIAN'S DEVIL-MAY-CARE ATTITUDE,

BUT JEREMY AND I CONNECT ON A WAY HIGHER LEVEL.

WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.

WE TALK ABOUT BOOKS... THAT HE'S READ.

BESIDES, I HEARD DAMIAN MOVED AWAY.

SO, YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR DAMIAN AT ALL?

I AM SO OVER HIM.

GOOD, 'CAUSE I HEARD HE JUST MOVED BACK.

AND FINALLY, WE HAVE A WEBMASTER X-CLUSIVE.

BRIAN MUNSON AND MEGAN GIBBS

PLAYED A LITTLE TONSIL HOCKEY LAST NIGHT.

YES, THE SAME BRIAN MUNSON

WHO DATES MEGAN'S BEST FRIEND, ASHLEY COOK.

MEGAN, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!

SIGNING OFF, THIS IS WEBMASTER "X."

NICE. MUCH BETTER.

A LITTLE CosmoGIRL!, BUT I LIKE IT.

SO, WHO'S YOUR SOURCE?

I GOT IT FROM BRIDGET'S DIARY.

WHOA...WAIT A SECOND.

YOU WENT INTO YOUR SISTER'S ROOM, STOLE HER DIARY,

AND BROADCAST IT ON THE INTERNET?

WELL, YEAH.

DUDE...PRETTY SOON, YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED ME.

THIS IS AWESOME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

HMM? I'M WORRIED ABOUT CHEMISTRY.

OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW DAMIAN IS BACK IN TOWN.

YES, WE HAD GREAT CHEMISTRY, BUT IT'S SO OVER.

NO, I MEANT, I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY CHEMISTRY TEST.

BUT, THANKS, NOW I'M WORRIED

ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND INSTEAD.

KERRY, GET THAT.

I'M BUSY. LET THE MACHINE PICK UP.

Damian: HEY, IT'S DAMIAN.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU AND DREAMING ABOUT YOU.

SORRY I MISSED YOU.

WELL, I GOT TO GO MEET UP WITH MY POSSE.

CALL ME.

BRIDG, DAMIAN CALLED.

WELL, I GOT TO GO.

NO, JEREMY, WAIT, IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!

HOT GUYS LEAVE MESSAGES FOR ME ALL THE TIME.

NO, SERIOUSLY, I GOT TO GO MEET UP WITH MY, UH, POSSE.

OOH, CHESS CLUB?

OH, I GET IT. THE NERD GOES TO CHESS CLUB.

ROCKET CLUB?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

HEY, I'M WATCHING THAT!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

A HAWK TRY TO SCOOP YOU UP AGAIN?

I'M LOOKING FOR SOME NEW DANCE MOVES, YOU KNOW,

TO TICK OFF THE MORALITY POLICE.

REALLY?

WELL...

WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO THE MASTER OF DANCE-ASTER?

ALL RIGHT, DON'T BEG. YOU'LL GET TO SEE A FEW.

START OUT WITH A LITTLE "THRILLER."

THAT'S A FUN ONE.

THEN, YOU GO INTO M.C. HAMMER TO SHAKE IT UP A BIT.

STOP!

STOP!

AND A LITTLE MISSY ELLIOTT JUST TO GET A LITTLE NASTY.

OOH!

C.J.?

C.J.! HEY. HI.

SO, IF ANYONE ASKS YOU TO DANCE LIKE THAT, YOU SAY NO.

I MEAN, THIS IS SERIOUS. YOU SAW "FOOTLOOSE."

HEY, I GOT YOUR BACK, AUNT CATE.

THANKS, C.J., BUT WE GOT IT COVERED.

SO, GRANDPA AND I ARE GONNA CHAPERONE THE DANCE.

YOU'RE CHAPERONING THE DANCE?! WHY?

WELL, BECAUSE I WANT TO STAY MORE INVOLVED.

AND JUDY COULD USE AN EXTRA HAND.

YES, I WAS CALLING DAMIAN BACK.

IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO.

EVERYONE KNOWS I ALWAYS RETURN MY MESSAGES.

STOP GRILLING ME!

GOD, YOU STILL LIKE HIM.

NO, I JUST WANTED TO HEAR HIS VOICE!

AND THE GUITAR.

WHAT GUITAR?

YOU DON'T HEAR --

OH, MY GOD.

KERRY, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?

I'M SO MIXED UP.

I'M WITH THIS FANTASTIC GUY,

AND THEN DAMIAN HAS TO COME BACK INTO MY LIFE.

AND SOMEONE STOLE MY DIARY.

BRIDGET, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE FICKLE.

I AM NOT!

IN FACT, I'M ONLY THINKING OF JEREMY, STARTING NOW.

OKAY, STARTING NOW.

DUDE, WE'RE WAY DOWN ON HITS.

AT THIS RATE, I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF DEBT.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

THEN I'LL HAVE TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE AND MOVE BACK IN HERE.

THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

DON'T PANIC, AWKWARD STAGE.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING JUICY IN BRIDGET'S DIARY

TO GET OUR CUSTOMERS BACK.

LET'S SEE.

"TODAY, OUR COUSIN C.J. CAME TO STAY WITH US.

HE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY CREEPY AND SMELLS LIKE MOLD."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. "I SO HATE HER."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. "I SO LOVE MY HAIR."

HERE'S SOMETHING.

"TODAY, ASHLEY HEARD ABOUT MEGAN KISSING BRIAN MUNSON.

ASHLEY'S SO UPSET, SHE'S GONNA KICK MEGAN'S ASS

AT THE DANCE TONIGHT."

HEE HEE HEE! OH, MY GOD! BINGO, THAT'S IT.

WE BROADCAST A LIVE CHICK FIGHT ON THE INTERNET

WITH THIS LITTLE BABY.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? IN THE ARMY.

THEY LET YOU TAKE STUFF WHEN YOU LEAVE.

COMBS, DUFFEL BAGS.

MILLION-DOLLAR TOP-SECRET SPY CAMERAS?

BOOTS, TRAIL MIX, YEAH.

ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET THIS INTO THE DANCE SOMEHOW.

COME ON, DAD, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE DANCE.

I'M COMING, I'M COMING.

GRANDPA, WAIT. GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

WELL, THANK YOU, RORY.

KIND OF SISSY OF YOU, BUT THANK YOU.

NO, THANK YOU, GRAMPY-CAM.

UGH. LOOK AT ALL THESE LEMMINGS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE PTA.

THERE'S NO BUMPING, NO GRINDING.

AND NO CHICKEN DANCE.

WHAT COWARDS.

HI, GUYS.

WHAT?

HONEY, I AM SORRY THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER AND I

ARE CHAPERONES.

AND I'M SORRY, KYLE, THAT IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR YOU

TO PUT THE MOVES ON MY DAUGHTER.

HEY, YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, AND I'M DOING MINE.

OKAY, KYLE, I'M NOT KIDDING.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY NEED THIS CANE.

IT'S JUST A WALKING STICK.

OH, IT'S NICE. MAY I SEE IT?

OH, SURE, SURE.

SO, ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

YES, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I AM.

HMM. WELL, THEN SAY IT.

DON'T MAKE ME.

YES, SAY IT RIGHT NOW, COME ON.

OKAY.

THIS DANCE IS BETTER THAN THE BATTLE OF MORDOR.

WOW, I MUST LIKE YOU A LOT.

I MEAN, I NEVER SAY ANYTHING DISPARAGING ABOUT THE RINGS --

WHEW! I NEED PUNCH.

WOW.

HE'S SO CUTE.

YOU'RE SO INTO HIM.

YEAH.

DAMIAN.

BRIDGET, IT'S JUST A MOTORCYCLE.

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S DAMIAN'S MOTORCYCLE.

DAMIAN'S OUTSIDE.

BRIDGET, HE WANTS TO SEE YOU.

WELL, IF HE WANTS TO SEE ME, WHY DOESN'T HE JUST COME INSIDE?

HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE.

THEN WHY DOESN'T HE JUST LEAVE?

HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T LEAVE.

DOESN'T HE KNOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T CARE.

AND IF YOU WANT MY OPINION --

KYLE, PUNCH, NOW.

HEY, NO GIRL'S GONNA --

NOW!

RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, KERRY, COVER FOR ME.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

BRIDGET, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE JEREMY HERE?

I HAVE TO SEE DAMIAN TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

I OWE IT TO JEREMY.

IT'D BE UNFAIR IF I DIDN'T GO OUT AND SEE DAMIAN RIGHT NOW.

UNFAIR AND INCONSIDERATE.

WOW, JEREMY'S A LUCKY, LUCKY GUY.

LOOK, I HOPE I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING FOR DAMIAN,

BUT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE.

HEY, BRIDGET, WHERE YOU GOING?

NOWHERE! GOD, WILL EVERYONE JUST GET OFF MY BACK?!

YOU'RE STILL HERE?

DO YOU KNOW WHO'S WAITING OUTSIDE? FOR YOU?

ON A MOTORCYCLE?

DAMIAN?

YOU ARE, LIKE, SCARY SMART.

JEREMY, I CAN EXPLAIN ALL THIS.

NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN.

TOUGH GUYS DON'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER.

KYLE, GO! BUT THIS IS THE GOOD PART!

LOOK, BRIDGET, IF THERE'S SOMEONE OUTSIDE

THAT YOU NEED TO TALK TO, GO AHEAD.

BUT JUST REMEMBER,

SMART GUYS DON'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER EITHER.

OF COURSE, SMART GUYS WILL WAIT AROUND

A LITTLE BIT LONGER THAN TOUGH GUYS.

BRIDGET?

BRIDGET?

YEAH?

ARE YOU OKAY?

YES.

LET'S GO DANCE.

SURE.

WHAT IF THIS CHICK FIGHT DOESN'T HAPPEN?

THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR CLASSMATES

WHY YOU MADE THEM PAY TO SEE YOUR GRANDPA

GO TO THE BATHROOM FIVE TIMES.

OH, HERE IT COMES!

OH, CHICK FIGHT!

IN 5...4...3...2...

WHY, YES, JIM, PLEASE, CALL ME JUDY.

WHAT'S HE DOING?! TURN YOUR BODY!

YOU'RE MISSING IT! OH, MY GOD.

IT'S EITHER MISS McKENNA OR THE BATHROOM.

YOU SKANK! YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!

LET GO OF ME!

WE'RE MISSING THE WHOLE FIGHT!

I'M NOT GIVING THE MONEY BACK.

OH, MY GOSH!

LOOK AT THE WAY THAT GIRL IS DANCING.

OH, LORDY. THAT'S...

KERRY!

THIS COULD WORK.

KERRY HENNESSY, KNOCK IT OFF!

KERRY!

EXCUSE ME. KERRY! KERRY! KERRY!

WELL, EXCUSE ME,

BUT WHY IS MY DAUGHTER DANCING ON A CELLPHONE?!

IT'S AN INTERNET FEED. IT'S WEBMASTER X.

BUT WHO IN GOD'S NAME IS FILMING THIS?!

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS DOING?

OW! DAMN CARNATION KEEP SHOCKING ME.

RORY, YOU ARE SO DEAD.

DUDE, YOU ARE SO DEAD.

YOU MEAN, THEY CAN GET AN ITTY-BITTY CAMERA IN THERE?

I'LL BE DAMNED.

WELL, I GUESS, IF THEY CAN GET A SNAPSHOT OF MY COLON...

SO, KERRY, ABOUT THIS DANCING...

ALL RIGHT, MOM, I'M SORRY.

I'LL NEVER DANCE LIKE THAT AGAIN.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

I WAS GONNA SAY I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A GREAT DANCER.

YOU KNOW, I DID THIS SO THAT I COULD BE MORE INVOLVED,

BUT YOU DO REALIZE THAT THEY WILL NOW NEVER LET ME

CHAPERONE A DANCE AGAIN.

THANK YOU.

I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME TONIGHT.

WELL, ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF SEEMED LIKE

YOU WERE SOMEPLACE ELSE ALL NIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DAMIAN WAS OUTSIDE, AND I DIDN'T GO OUT TO SEE HIM.

I STAYED WITH YOU.

WELL, THAT'S ONE INTERPRETATION.

ANOTHER IS THAT YOU STAYED WITH ME BECAUSE HE LEFT.

OH, POTATO, POTATO.

ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.

WELL, LET ME JUST ASK YOU ONE QUESTION,

AND I SWEAR I'LL NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN.

DO YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR DAMIAN?

I THINK I JUST GOT MY ANSWER.

NO, WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LOOK, BRIDGET, YOU DIDN'T GET ON DAMIAN'S MOTORCYCLE TONIGHT,

BUT ANOTHER NIGHT, ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE...

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW I'M GONNA FEEL.

I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT GIRLS, OKAY?

BUT I DID SEE THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE

WHEN YOU FOUND OUT DAMIAN WAS OUTSIDE WAITING FOR YOU.

I MEAN, YOU NEVER GAVE ME THAT LOOK.

OH, NO?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GIVING YOU THAT LOOK.

NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT.

THAT'S NOT IT EITHER.

LISTEN, BRIDGET, BEFORE YOU CAN BE IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP,

I THINK YOU HAVE SOME STUFF YOU NEED TO WORK OUT.

THIS IS NOT HOW BETH DOYLE SAID IT WOULD END.

AND STAY AWAY FROM RORY!

I'M SORRY! BUT CAN I STILL BRING MY LAUNDRY BY TOMORROW?

I'M KIDDING. I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER.

HEY, HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

JEREMY DUMPED ME.

OH. I'M SORRY.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I'M ALL ALONE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN ALL ALONE.

OH, NO, HONEY, UNH-UNH, YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

COME HERE.

MOM, THAT'S DAMIAN! GET OFF, GET OFF! GO, GO, GO!

RIGHT NOW! GET IN!

WELL, GEE, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.

HEY.

HEY.

I THOUGHT TOUGH GUYS DON'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER.

WE DON'T. LET'S GO.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I DON'T HEAR GUITARS ANYMORE.

OH, NO?

THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT A HARD-BOILED EGG.

THERE IS IF YOU'RE DEATHLY ALLERGIC.

GOOD NIGHT, DAMIAN.

GOOD NIGHT, JEREMY.

I THOUGHT SMART GUYS WAITED AROUND.