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MOM, CAN YOU PLEASE
TAKE ME DRIVING? PLEASE?
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NO, HONEY,
I'M MAKING DINNER.
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BUT YOU PROMISED!
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I LIED.
WELCOME TO LIFE.
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LOOK, KERRY,
COULD YOU JUST LET
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YOUR DRIVING OBSESSION GO
FOR TWO MINUTES?
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YOUR COUSIN C.J. WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
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EW.
PBHT!
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ALL RIGHT.
EXCUSE ME.
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE HAVE
LEARNED THIS YEAR,
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IT'S THE IMPORTANCE
OF FAMILY.
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AND C.J. IS FAMILY.
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EW.
PBHT!
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STOP IT!
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WHY SHOULD WE CARE
ABOUT SEEING HIM?
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS,
HE WAS A BIG, HUGE BULLY.
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HE STOLE
ALL MY ARMY MEN.
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AND HE TOOK MY DEBBIE DOLL
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TO "ENTERTAIN" RORY'S ARMY MEN
WHILE THEY WERE ON LEAVE.
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THEN HE BLEW THEM ALL UP
WITH M-80s.
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THE BOY'S A BAD EGG, CATE.
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WELL, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
WITH HIM, DAD?
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I LOANED HIM MONEY FOR HIS
COLLEGE EDUCATION.
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HUH. I DIDN'T KNOW
C.J. WENT TO COLLEGE.
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HE DIDN'T.
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ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S HIM.
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NOW, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT,
EVERYBODY.
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C.J. IS MY SISTER'S SON.
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SO THAT'S WHY WE
HAVE TO LIKE HIM.
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NO, THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO
FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
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I KNOW HE WASN'T THE BEST KID,
BUT PEOPLE CHANGE.
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AND HE'S BEEN IN THE ARMY.
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I'M SURE HE'S
GROWN UP A LOT.
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AUNT CATE!
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C.J.!
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WHOO!
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ALL RIGHT.
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THIS IS IT?
THIS IS AS BIG AS WE GET?
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YA.
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YEAH, IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU, TOO.
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CAN YOU TAKE ME DRIVING?
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KERRY...
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IS THAT MY GANPA?
UH-HUH.
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IS THAT POP-POP?
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GA GA, IT'S ME!
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PLEASE, DON'T GET UP.
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HOW'S THAT
COLLEGE DEGREE COMING?
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THAT'S A FUNNY STORY.
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I DIDN'T GO.
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BUT I AM PAYING YOU BACK.
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IN FACT, HERE'S
A LITTLE DOWNPAYMENT.
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IT'S NOT DOPE MONEY,
IS IT?
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I DON'T TAKE DOPE MONEY.
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DAD.
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C.J., JUST MAKE YOURSELF
AT HOME.
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I'M GONNA
GO CHECK ON DINNER.
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DON'T WORRY, GRANDPA.
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I'VE DONE QUITE WELL
SINCE I LEFT THE SERVICE.
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JOINED THE CARNIVAL.
RAN THE TILT-A-WHIRL.
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THE TILT-A-WHIRL?
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IT TILTS, IT WHIRLS,
IT DOES IT ALL.
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STRAP IN, WATCH 'EM HEAVE.
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HERE WE GO, PEOPLE!
LET'S PARTY.
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WHY THE STINK EYE?
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YOU BLEW UP OUR TOYS.
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WAR IS HELL, TINY.
BUTCH UP.
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$1,000.
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OR A BIG-SCREEN TV,
OR A LAS VEGAS GETAWAY,
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IF YOU ATTEND
ONE TIME-SHARE SEMINAR.
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YEAH, I GUESS YOU GOT TO
CHECK OUT THAT TIME-SHARE.
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AND BUY A CONDO.
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BY TOMORROW.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LET'S SIT DOWN FOR DINNER.
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I THINK I'LL PASS.
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BRIDGET -- WOW.
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YOU ARE REALLY,
REALLY...
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RELATED TO YOU.
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RIGHT.
GOT ANY FRIENDS WHO AREN'T?
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CAN YOU TAKE ME DRIVING?
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NICE TRY, RAGGEDY ANN.
NO, THANKS.
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SO, C.J., YOU'RE REALLY HERE
'CAUSE OF OUR DAD?
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OH, YEAH.
I LOVED UNCLE PAUL.
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HE WAS THE ONE WHO DROVE ME
TO THE RECRUITMENT CENTER.
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HE SAID, "JOIN THE ARMY.
IT'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU."
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IT WORKED FOR ME.
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UM, DAD WAS NEVER
IN THE SERVICE.
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YEAH.
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WAIT, WHAT?
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AUNT CATE,
DO YOU MIND IF I SAY GRACE?
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WELL...MY KIDS
DON'T USUALLY DO THAT,
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BUT, YEAH, THAT'D BE
A NICE CHANGE.
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IT'S NICE WHEN PEOPLE
CHANGE, ISN'T IT?
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EVERYONE?
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DEAR LORD,
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THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD
WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE.
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AND THANK YOU FOR --
I GOTTA TAKE THIS.
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WHAT'S UP?
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YOU DID NOT!
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OH, MY GOD!
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AMEN.
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE C.J.
LEFT WITHOUT KISSING ME GOODBYE.
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OH, COME ON, CATE.
I'M CRYING ON THE INSIDE.
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WELL, IN A SECOND,
YOU'LL BE CRYING ON THE OUTSIDE.
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HE SPENT THE NIGHT
IN HIS VAN.
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OKAY, EVERYONE,
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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IT IS CANDID PICTURE WEEK
AT SCHOOL.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S WHEN THE YEARBOOK STAFF
TAKES YOUR PICTURE
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WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
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THEY GIVE ME ADVANCE NOTICE
EVERY YEAR.
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UM, KERRY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
RUN A BRUSH THROUGH THAT.
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SO, I NEED HELP
CHOOSING MY CANDID POSES.
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MAYBE TOMORROW,
WE CAN NARROW DOWN COLLEGES.
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MOM, LET'S BE SERIOUS
FOR, LIKE, TWO SECONDS, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT, SO HERE IS ME
CHATTING WITH FRIENDS.
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HERE IS ME STUDYING
FOR A TEST FOR FINALS.
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AND HERE'S ME
JUST BEING ME.
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AND NOW,
DO YOU LOOKING MINDLESS.
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WHAT?
OH, YOU NAILED IT.
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OH, IT'S COLD OUR THERE.
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YOU MIND IF I PLUG THIS IN
AND BORROW SOME ELECTRICITY
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FOR A LITTLE SPACE HEATER?
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NO, HELP YOURSELF.
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CAN I BORROW
A LITTLE SPACE HEATER?
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WELL, DIDN'T YOU COME IN
THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT?
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SOMEBODY LOCKED
THE DEAD BOLT.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
CATCH UP WHILE I MAKE BREAKFAST?
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WELL, C.J...
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WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA BE LEAVING?
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DAD...
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NO, NO, WHAT I MEANT WAS,
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HOW LONG IS IT GONNA BE
BEFORE YOU'RE NOT HERE ANYMORE?
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WELL, YOU LEFT
IN A HURRY LAST NIGHT.
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WHAT WAS
THE BIG EMERGENCY?
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I HAPPENED TO SCORE
THE LAST TWO TICKETS
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FOR THE AEROSMITH CONCERT
THIS WEEKEND.
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YOU WALKED OUT
ON CATE'S DINNER
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TO GET A COUPLE OF TICKETS
TO A ROCK 'N' ROLL SHOW?
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I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED, POTSIE,
BUT I ONLY GOT TWO TICKETS.
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MOM...
I'M NOT FEELING WELL.
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I'M NOT GONNA
GO TO SCHOOL.
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OH, HONEY.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S A STOMACH
THING GOING AROUND.
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YEAH.
OH, MY STOMACH.
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I'LL JUST HAVE MY EGGS
IN MY ROOM.
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WHERE'S THE TABASCO?
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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NOTHING...
I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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RORY!
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OHH.
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HE'S GOT THAT LOOK AGAIN.
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HE NEEDS A GUY
TO TALK TO.
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EH, I'LL GO.
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HE NEEDS A GUY
TO TALK TO TODAY.
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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I KNOW, DAD.
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HI.
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HEY.
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I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH THE PLACE.
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LET ME GUESS. GIRLY MAGS
BEHIND THE HEADBOARD?
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NO.
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YES.
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LISTEN, I KNOW
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
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SINCE THE WHOLE ARMY MEN --
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BUT IF YOU EVER WANT
TO TALK --
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OKAY, SEE, THERE'S THIS GIRL,
MISSY,
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WHO'S GOT THESE EYES
THAT MAKE ME FORGET HOW TO WALK,
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AND WHEN I'M AROUND --
EASY, MARY. LET'S SKIP
THE WALKS ON THE BEACH.
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KEEP IT SURFACEY.
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OKAY, SHE'S HOT.
I GET IT. CONTINUE.
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YEAH, SHE'S GOT
THE PRETTIEST EYES --
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EH -- STEADY.
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AFTER WE GOT DONE
STUDYING LAST NIGHT,
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WE WERE SAYING GOODBYE
ON HER FRONT PORCH.
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AND I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE
WANTED ME TO KISS HER.
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AND I CHOKED.
I SUCK.
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YOU EVERY TRY TO KISS A GIRL
AND SHE WHIPS HER HEAD BACK?
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THAT IS THE WORST.
IT'S HAPPENED TO ME 5,000 TIMES.
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THEY WOULD RATHER
CRACK THEIR HEAD
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AGAINST THE CEMENT WALL
BEHIND THEM
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THAN HAVE YOUR GROSS LIPS
TOUCH--
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OKAY.
MARY, MY STORY?
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SEE, I'VE KISSED
GIRLS BEFORE.
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I'VE JUST...
NEVER KISSED A GIRL THAT WAY.
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YOU KNOW, WITH THE,
UH --
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DUDE.
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DON'T --
DON'T DO THAT.
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THERE'S THIS DANCE COMING UP.
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I FIGURE AT SOME POINT,
I MIGHT HAVE TO, YOU KNOW --
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WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
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KEEP THE TONGUE IN
OR I WALK, ALL RIGHT?
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IT -- IT'S JUST...
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I DON'T WANT TO
DO IT WRONG.
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IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE.
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C.J., YOU'VE GONE OUT
WITH A LOT OF GIRLS, RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH. LOTS.
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CARNY GROUPIES...
CARNY GROUPIE WANNABES.
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YOU KNOW, KISSING'S LIKE
ANYTHING ELSE.
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IF YOU WANT TO GET GOOD,
YOU GOT TO PRACTICE.
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LOTS AND LOTS
OF PRACTICE.
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YOU'RE PRETTY SMART,
C.J.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T LET
JUST ANYONE IN THE ARMY.
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REALLY?
I HEARD THEY DID.
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WHAT?!
JEEZ, BRIDGET, WHAT IS IT?
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YOU FINALLY REALIZED
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE?
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OH, MY GOD.
I KNEW IT!
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THERE IS A HUGE VOLCANIC GROWTH
BREWING AT THE END OF MY NOSE
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JUST SEVEN HOURS BEFORE MY
CANDID PICTURE DAY BEGINS!
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COVER IT?
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WITH A SKI MASK.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I NEED MEDICINE.
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WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE DRUG STORE.
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SOMETIMES YOU CAN OUTSMART THEM
WITH A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU
NEED ME FOR?
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'CAUSE IT'S DARK, AND I'M
SCARED, AND I NEED YOU TO BUY IT
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'CAUSE I CAN'T BE SEEN
GETTING ZIT MEDICINE,
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SO, LET'S GO!
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NO.
PLEASE!
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NO!
PLEASE!
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OKAY, I'LL GO WITH YOU
ON ONE CONDITION --
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I GET TO DRIVE.
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UM, NO. NO, YOU ONLY HAVE
YOUR LEARNER'S PERMIT.
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IT'S TOO RISKY,
NO.
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SO IS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED
LOOKING LIKE A DALMATIAN.
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I TOLD YOU
YOU HIT A POLE!
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I LOOKED!
I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
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'CAUSE IT WAS DARK! I CAN'T
BELIEVE I LET YOU DRIVE.
229
00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:30,943
MOM IS GONNA KILL US!
230
00:09:30,943 --> 00:09:32,110
LADIES.
231
00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,985
HEY.
HELLO.
232
00:09:33,985 --> 00:09:36,110
YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM WILL NEVER
NOTICE THAT DENT
233
00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,485
IF YOU STAND THAT WAY
FOREVER.
234
00:09:41,277 --> 00:09:45,652
WHOA!
NO YOU DIDN'T.
235
00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,027
MMM.
236
00:09:47,027 --> 00:09:49,652
PAINT SCRAPED,
DIFFERENT COLOR, NERVOUS TEENS.
237
00:09:49,652 --> 00:09:52,360
OBVIOUSLY, YOU DID THIS
SNEAKING OUT LAST NIGHT.
238
00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:55,943
BRIDGET, HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
239
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,110
YOU DROVE.
YOU LET HER.
240
00:09:58,110 --> 00:09:59,193
PROVE IT.
241
00:09:59,193 --> 00:10:01,985
SEAT'S WAY UP.
MIRROR'S WAY DOWN. BEEN THERE.
242
00:10:01,985 --> 00:10:04,110
OOH, I'M SO IMPRESSED,
MR. CARNY MAN.
243
00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:06,402
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NEXT,
GUESS MY WEIGHT?
244
00:10:06,402 --> 00:10:08,360
101.
245
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,277
MOTIVE --
WHY, WHY, WHY?
246
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,402
WHAT COULD IT BE?
247
00:10:15,568 --> 00:10:17,193
AH.
248
00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:20,277
HELLO,
MY LITTLE RED FRIEND.
249
00:10:20,277 --> 00:10:21,652
WOW.
250
00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:25,943
OKAY. IT'S NIGHT.
TEENAGE GIRL FINDS A ZIT...
251
00:10:25,943 --> 00:10:28,318
AND A DOOZY, AT THAT.
252
00:10:28,318 --> 00:10:31,193
MOM WON'T LET YOU OUT THIS LATE,
SO IT'S MIDNIGHT RUN TIME
253
00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:32,777
FOR A LITTLE
BENZOYL PEROXIDE.
254
00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:35,443
KERRY, YOU GET TO DRIVE,
BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY THE CREAM,
255
00:10:35,443 --> 00:10:38,277
'CAUSE PAMELA HERE CAN'T BE SEEN
BUYING THAT KIND OF GOOP.
256
00:10:38,277 --> 00:10:40,777
SHOULD I KEEP GOING,
OR HAVE YOU HEARD ENOUGH?
257
00:10:40,777 --> 00:10:42,318
WHERE'D YOU LEARN
TO DO THAT?
258
00:10:42,318 --> 00:10:45,360
IN THE ARMY.
STUDYING AERIAL PHOTOS.
259
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,110
IN A SPLIT SECOND,
I HAD TO DECIDE,
260
00:10:48,110 --> 00:10:51,277
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION,
OR JUST A DUDE?
261
00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:53,277
HI.
262
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,360
WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING
OUT HERE?
263
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,943
WH-- OH, NO!
264
00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:02,110
WHAT HAPPENED?
265
00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,568
I DON'T NEED THIS.
266
00:11:04,568 --> 00:11:05,735
MOM...
267
00:11:05,735 --> 00:11:07,318
WE, UH...
268
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,318
I DID IT.
269
00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:10,485
HE DID IT.
HE DID IT.
270
00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:12,068
YOU?
271
00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,568
YEAH.
272
00:11:13,568 --> 00:11:15,277
SORRY, IT WAS
LATE LAST NIGHT.
273
00:11:15,277 --> 00:11:16,193
THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY.
274
00:11:16,193 --> 00:11:18,110
I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO UNPLUG MY VAN,
275
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,277
SO I BORROWED YOUR CAR.
276
00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,777
I FOUND IT THAT WAY
IN THE PARKING LOT.
277
00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:24,360
AND THEY CALL IT
A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.
278
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,818
C.J...
279
00:11:29,985 --> 00:11:31,818
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
280
00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:33,193
OH, WHY DID YOU
DO THAT?
281
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,693
COME ON, YOU'RE FAMILY.
282
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,693
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN --
OH, MY GOD, IT'S SCARING ME.
283
00:11:42,193 --> 00:11:43,235
MOM?
284
00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:47,943
I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS.
I'M KIND OF IN TROUBLE.
285
00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:50,360
WHAT IS IT?
286
00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:57,860
"IMPROPER DISPLAYS OF
AFFECTION IN THE HALLS
287
00:11:57,860 --> 00:11:59,152
WITHOUT A PASS"?
288
00:12:00,985 --> 00:12:03,318
WHAT, DID YOU KISS MISSY
IN THE HALLWAY?
289
00:12:03,318 --> 00:12:05,777
IT WASN'T MISSY.
IT WAS ROBIN RENDELL.
290
00:12:05,777 --> 00:12:08,235
SHE'S ALWAYS KIND OF HAD
A CRUSH ON ME,
291
00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:10,485
PLUS I NEED
THE PRACTICE.
292
00:12:10,485 --> 00:12:12,318
YOU NEEDED PRACTICE
KISSING?
293
00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:15,735
YOU'RE A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD.
294
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,277
C.J. TOLD ME I SHOULD PRACTICE
KISSING LOTS OF OTHER GIRLS
295
00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:22,152
SO I'D BE GOOD WHEN I FINALLY
GET MY HANDS ON MISSY.
296
00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:25,360
GET YOUR HANDS ON --
297
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,110
C.J. TOLD YOU THIS?
298
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,110
YEAH.
299
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:31,818
WELL, DID HE ALSO TELL YOU
THAT YOU'D BE HAVING
300
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,818
A MONTH OF
SATURDAY DETENTIONS?
301
00:12:33,818 --> 00:12:35,443
WHAT?!
MM-HMM.
302
00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:37,568
RORY, GIVE ME A MINUTE.
303
00:12:37,568 --> 00:12:39,277
I LOVE THAT C.J.
304
00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:41,818
I'M GONNA SHOUT IT
FROM THE ROOFTOPS.
305
00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,777
NOW, LOOK, DAD, WE HAVEN'T
HEARD C.J.'S SIDE OF THE STORY.
306
00:12:46,777 --> 00:12:50,318
AND WHEN WE DO, THEN WE CAN
WRING HIS SCRAWNY LITTLE NECK.
307
00:12:50,318 --> 00:12:52,110
YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE THING
308
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,568
TO GIVE SOMEONE
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
309
00:12:54,568 --> 00:12:57,610
BUT I CANNOT STAND WHEN
A MEMBER OF MY OWN FAMILY
310
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,610
IS LYING STRAIGHT
TO MY FACE.
311
00:13:01,777 --> 00:13:05,318
SHE WAS JUST PRACTICING
HER SCARED POSE.
312
00:13:08,527 --> 00:13:10,193
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
313
00:13:10,193 --> 00:13:11,777
KERRY, SHE KNOWS!
SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!
314
00:13:11,777 --> 00:13:14,027
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
I HAVE TO CONFESS RIGHT NOW!
315
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,152
STOP IT!
YOU ARE BEING HYSTERICAL!
316
00:13:17,152 --> 00:13:19,693
I CAN'T -- OHH!
317
00:13:19,693 --> 00:13:21,277
UH!
318
00:13:21,277 --> 00:13:22,443
OW! QUIT IT!
319
00:13:22,443 --> 00:13:24,318
BRIDGET! BRIDGET!
320
00:13:24,318 --> 00:13:25,735
OKAY, CALM DOWN,
BRIDGET!
321
00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:27,027
YOU'RE BEING PARANOID!
322
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:28,943
NO, I'M NOT.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER?!
323
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:32,027
SHE SAID, "I CAN'T STAND A
FAMILY MEMBER LYING TO MY FACE"!
324
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:33,735
LOOK, IF MOM KNEW WE
TOOK OUT THE CAR,
325
00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:36,027
WHY WOULDN'T SHE JUST
COME OUT AND SAY SOMETHING?
326
00:13:36,027 --> 00:13:38,360
BECAUSE SHE IS
TOYING WITH US.
327
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,152
SHE WANTS US TO COME CLEAN,
328
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,318
BUT ALL WE KEEP DOING
IS LYING.
329
00:13:42,318 --> 00:13:44,902
AND, OW!
330
00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:54,152
HEY, HEY, COME ON IN,
MAN.
331
00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:56,235
GRAB A SEAT IN THE BED.
332
00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:58,735
HEY, OH!
333
00:13:58,735 --> 00:14:01,027
I OUGHT TO MESS YOU UP,
MAN.
334
00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:03,277
IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE
TAKEN SERIOUSLY
335
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,402
ON THIS STUPID BED.
336
00:14:04,402 --> 00:14:05,568
YEAH,
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
337
00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,818
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
338
00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:09,610
I TOOK YOUR STUPID ADVICE
AND KISSED ROBIN RENDELL.
339
00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:11,152
OH, YEAH?
HOW'D IT GO?
340
00:14:11,152 --> 00:14:13,277
SHE SAID I OPENED MY MOUTH
TOO WIDE.
341
00:14:13,277 --> 00:14:14,735
UH-HUH, ROOKIE MISTAKE.
342
00:14:14,735 --> 00:14:17,735
SHE SAID IT WAS LIKE
STICKING HER FACE IN A BUCKET.
343
00:14:17,735 --> 00:14:20,318
IF I HAD A NICKEL --
THE POINT IS...
344
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,402
THEN MISSY FOUND OUT
I KISSED SOMEONE ELSE
345
00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:24,485
AND TOLD ME I COULD
FORGET ABOUT THE DANCE.
346
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:27,277
SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T KISS ME
IF I WERE THE LAST GUY ON EARTH.
347
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:31,360
RORY, "I WOULDN'T KISS YOU IF
YOU WERE THE LAST GUY ON EARTH"
348
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,652
IS A RITE OF PASSAGE.
349
00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:35,193
EVERY GUY HEARS THAT
AT SOME POINT.
350
00:14:35,193 --> 00:14:37,402
IT'S LIKE,
"YOU'RE OLD AND GROSS."
351
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,277
"FERRARI DOESN'T MAKE VANS."
352
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,152
"SO HELP ME GOD,
TAKE ONE MORE STEP,
353
00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,860
I'LL BASH YOUR HEAD IN
WITH THIS ROCK."
354
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,152
COME ON.
355
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,360
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
356
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,152
NOW MISSY WILL PROBABLY HOOK UP
WITH SOMEONE ELSE AT THE DANCE
357
00:14:49,152 --> 00:14:50,402
AND FORGET ALL ABOUT ME.
358
00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:52,610
AHH.
359
00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:53,652
COME HERE.
360
00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:56,735
LOOK, RORY,
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY
361
00:14:56,735 --> 00:14:59,193
THAT HAPPENED TO YOU,
PAL.
362
00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:01,402
BUT I KINDA GOT TO
GET MOVING.
363
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,193
WELL, WHAT DO I DO
ABOUT MISSY?
364
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,193
CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT
AFTER THE CONCERT?
365
00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:07,152
OR ACTUALLY,
MAYBE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
366
00:15:07,152 --> 00:15:09,110
'CAUSE TONIGHT'S GONNA BE
REALLY GREAT,
367
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:11,652
AND THIS CONVERSATION SEEMS
LIKE IT'S GOT "BUZZ KILLER"
368
00:15:11,652 --> 00:15:12,943
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
369
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:15,902
BUT I'M GONNA SNAG YOU
A LIGHT STICK, HOW ABOUT THAT?
370
00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:17,318
ALL RIGHT.
371
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,735
RORY.
372
00:15:26,735 --> 00:15:29,568
COME ON, MAN. WE'LL TALK
ON THE WAY TO THE SHOW.
373
00:15:38,777 --> 00:15:40,277
WHERE'S RORY?
374
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:41,568
OH, HEY, CATE.
375
00:15:41,568 --> 00:15:43,068
WHERE'S RORY?
376
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,402
HE'S COMING.
HE'S IN THE VAN.
377
00:15:46,402 --> 00:15:49,318
YOU TOLD RORY THAT HE COULD
GET A GIRL TO LIKE HIM
378
00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,652
BY PRACTICING KISSING
ON ANOTHER GIRL?
379
00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:55,193
I TOLD HIM TO PRACTICE,
BUT I MEANT, LIKE,
380
00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:57,652
ON HIS HAND
OR IN THE MIRROR,
381
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,277
ON PLUSH TOYS.
382
00:15:59,277 --> 00:16:01,152
YOU KISS PLUSH TOYS?
383
00:16:01,152 --> 00:16:03,360
NO, YOU KISS PLUSH TOYS.
384
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,360
YOU KNOW, C.J.,
I GAVE YOU A CHANCE
385
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,235
BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU HAD MATURED.
386
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,193
BUT IT'S BECOME
PRETTY OBVIOUS
387
00:16:12,193 --> 00:16:14,402
THAT WE WERE JUST
ANOTHER PLACE TO CRASH
388
00:16:14,402 --> 00:16:16,277
WHILE YOU FOLLOWED AEROSMITH
ON THEIR TOUR.
389
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:22,360
I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO
ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
390
00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:27,277
WOW. OUCH.
391
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,777
SOME BIRTHDAY.
392
00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:33,402
NOW ASK HIM FOR MY MONEY.
393
00:16:33,402 --> 00:16:35,277
DAD, PLEASE...
394
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:37,527
HI, MOM.
HI, MRS. HENNESSY.
395
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:38,860
HI, MISSY.
396
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:41,193
DID I TELL YOU
YOU COULD GO TO A CONCERT?
397
00:16:41,193 --> 00:16:43,360
I DIDN'T.
I WENT TO THE SCHOOL DANCE.
WHAT?
398
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,318
OH, RORY WAS SO CUTE.
HE CAME IN, BROUGHT ME A ROSE.
399
00:16:46,318 --> 00:16:48,318
I FELT JUST LIKE
THE BACHELORETTE.
400
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,402
C.J. DROVE ME THERE.
I WAS TOO SCARED TO GO IN.
401
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,193
THEN HE CONVINCED ME
I SHOULD.
402
00:16:54,193 --> 00:16:56,527
WHEN I GOT THERE,
SHE LOOKED SO PRETTY,
403
00:16:56,527 --> 00:16:58,985
I GOT BUTTERFLIES --
EH -- STEADY.
404
00:17:01,568 --> 00:17:02,818
RIGHT.
405
00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:04,402
SORRY YOU MISSED
YOUR AEROSMITH CONCERT.
406
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:05,402
IT'S COOL.
407
00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:06,610
YOU DIDN'T GO?
408
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,152
ANYWAY, I'M GONNA
WALK MISSY HOME.
409
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:11,860
HEY, DON'T YOU TWO
TAKE FRENCH CLASS TOGETHER?
410
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,818
SHUT UP!
411
00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:17,443
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GAVE UP YOUR CONCERT.
412
00:17:17,443 --> 00:17:18,902
IT'S NO BIGGIE.
413
00:17:21,318 --> 00:17:24,110
WOW. THESE ARE
REALLY GOOD SEATS.
414
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,110
YEAH, YEAH.
415
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,818
NO, NO --
I MEAN, INCREDIBLE SEATS.
416
00:17:27,818 --> 00:17:28,860
YES, THANK YOU.
417
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,693
YEAH, WELL,
IT HAS BEEN FUN.
418
00:17:30,693 --> 00:17:34,027
WHY DON'T YOU DROP BY WHEN YOU
CAN STAY A LITTLE LONGER?
419
00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:40,235
LOOK...
420
00:17:40,235 --> 00:17:44,277
I MAY HAVE WORN OUT
MY WELCOME HERE A LITTLE BIT,
421
00:17:44,277 --> 00:17:46,027
AND I'M SORRY.
422
00:17:46,027 --> 00:17:49,527
AND I DON'T WANT TO
SOUND CHEESY,
423
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:54,985
I JUST ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
PART OF A FAMILY LIKE YOURS.
424
00:17:54,985 --> 00:17:57,610
I JUST KIND OF LIKE
HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS.
425
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,110
OH.
426
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:01,360
WELL, THAT WAS
KIND OF SWEET.
427
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,943
YEAH.
CAN YOU TAKE ME DRIVING?
428
00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:06,485
I'M SORRY.
THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT.
429
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,360
THAT REALLY WAS SWEET.
430
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,235
NOW, WAIT ONE DAMN MINUTE
HERE
431
00:18:10,235 --> 00:18:13,277
BEFORE WE ALL SOFTEN UP
LIKE A BUNCH OF PANSIES.
432
00:18:13,277 --> 00:18:16,360
YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH.
433
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,985
WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG
434
00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:20,818
TO COME PAY YOUR RESPECTS
TO YOUR UNCLE PAUL?
435
00:18:20,818 --> 00:18:24,485
C.J., BE HONEST
FOR ONCE.
436
00:18:27,568 --> 00:18:29,152
I WAS ASHAMED.
437
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,568
YOU KNOW, HE WAS THE ONLY GUY
WHO SAID I'D BE SOMEBODY.
438
00:18:34,568 --> 00:18:36,152
I NEVER WAS.
439
00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:39,027
I ALMOST CALLED HIM
ONE TIME
440
00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:41,027
WHEN I WAS RUNNING
THE TILT-A-WHIRL,
441
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:43,902
BUT ALL THE PARENTS FREAKED OUT
'CAUSE I WAS DIALING
442
00:18:43,902 --> 00:18:46,068
INSTEAD OF "PAYING ATTENTION
TO THEIR KIDS."
443
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:48,527
I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
444
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,652
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO?
445
00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:52,610
THOUGHT I MIGHT
SEE MY PARENTS.
446
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:54,943
I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T
TALKING TO YOU.
447
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:56,735
I MEANT FROM A DISTANCE.
448
00:18:59,152 --> 00:19:00,902
I COULD RE-UP
IN THE ARMY.
449
00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:02,485
OH, WAIT,
THERE'S A WAR.
450
00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:07,652
TECHNICALLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I'M GOING, SO...
451
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:09,652
I'LL BE FINE.
452
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,152
ALL ALONE.
453
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,277
ME AND
MY LITTLE SPACE HEATER.
454
00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:18,277
THAT'S MY SPACE HEATER.
455
00:19:18,277 --> 00:19:19,943
C.J., WAIT.
456
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:26,068
LOOK, THE TRUTH IS THIS
FAMILY DOESN'T REALLY KNOW
457
00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:28,527
WHERE IT'S GOING, EITHER.
458
00:19:28,527 --> 00:19:30,985
SO...
459
00:19:30,985 --> 00:19:33,027
WHY DON'T YOU STAY
A LITTLE WHILE?
460
00:19:35,902 --> 00:19:38,027
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
461
00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:43,860
ALL RIGHT.
UNTIL YOU CAN FIGURE STUFF OUT.
462
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:46,402
CAN I HAVE A KEY
TO THE DEAD BOLT?
463
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,943
NO!
464
00:19:49,652 --> 00:19:51,402
AND YET, YOU KNOW, C.J.,
I HAVE TO SAY
465
00:19:51,402 --> 00:19:54,777
IT IS SO NICE
TO SEE THE REAL YOU.
466
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,943
IF THERE'S ONE THING WE VALUE
IN THIS HOUSEHOLD,
467
00:19:56,943 --> 00:19:58,193
IT'S THE TRUTH.
468
00:19:58,193 --> 00:20:01,110
HONESTY, HONESTY,
HONESTY.
469
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,902
OKAY, MOTHER, STOP IT! JUST STOP
YOUR MIND GAMES RIGHT NOW!
470
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:06,027
WHAT?
471
00:20:06,027 --> 00:20:07,318
SHUT UP, SHUT UP,
SHUT UP.
472
00:20:07,318 --> 00:20:08,985
I DID IT. I PUT THE DENT IN
THE CAR. IT WAS MY FAULT.
473
00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:10,902
NO!
YES! YES.
474
00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:13,027
I HAD TO GET ZIT CREAM
ONE NIGHT,
475
00:20:13,027 --> 00:20:14,860
AND SHE WOULDN'T GO WITH ME
UNLESS SHE COULD DRIVE,
476
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:17,610
SO SHE PUT THE DENT IN THE CAR,
THEN C.J. TOOK THE BLAME FOR US.
477
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,735
WHAT?!
478
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:21,568
OHH!
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
479
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:25,402
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME
TO BE HONEST. GOOD NIGHT!
480
00:20:25,402 --> 00:20:26,693
WAIT ONE MINUTE!
481
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,485
YOU SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT,
AND YOU DROVE?!
482
00:20:29,485 --> 00:20:31,610
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
A LICENSE.
483
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,193
AND YOU COVERED
FOR THE WHOLE THING?!
484
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:37,902
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
EVERYBODY, MASS GROUNDINGS.
485
00:20:37,902 --> 00:20:39,652
YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME.
486
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:45,152
OH, YOU MEAN THOSE TWO?
THAT'S COOL.
487
00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,568
AND YOU JUST ASKED HIM
TO STAY.
488
00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:58,652
WELL, I, UH...
489
00:20:58,652 --> 00:20:59,693
WELL...
490
00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:09,985
WOW.
491
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:12,735
RORY, WHERE'D YOU LEARN
HOW TO KISS LIKE THAT?
492
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,985
MY COUSIN.
493
00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:17,652
YOUR COUSIN? EW!
494
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,485
WAIT! NO!
IT'S NOT LIKE IT SEEMS!
495
00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:22,360
MY COUSIN'S A GUY!
496
00:21:24,193 --> 00:21:25,485
OHH...
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