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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DAD.
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OH, WELL,
YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.
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WELL, WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
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I HAVE A LOT
TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
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UH, DAD...
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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I THOUGHT I'D START
THANKSGIVING DINNER.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
TAKE A STAB AT COOKING.
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WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE, UH...?
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TURKEYS?
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APRONS...
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UH, AND THE TURKEY.
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DAD, I REALLY
APPRECIATE THE GESTURE,
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BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
START SOMETHING THAT YOU'VE --
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WELL, NEVER DONE BEFORE?
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WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR
ANY COMPLAINING
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ABOUT ME BABYSITTING
THE KIDS LAST NIGHT.
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BABYSITTING?
YOU WATCHED TV.
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HEY, ARE ANY OF THEM MISSING --
ANY BROKEN BONES?
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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LOOK, DAD.
HERE, SIT DOWN.
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WHY DON'T YOU START SLOWLY
BY JUST, UM, HELPING, UH --
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OH, I GOT IT.
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HERE'S A CAN.
HERE'S A CAN OPENER.
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I'M ON IT.
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HEY, GRAMPS.
WANT TO WATCH THE GAME WITH ME?
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OH, I CAN'T, RORY.
I'M BUSY OPENING A CAN.
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THERE, IT'S DONE.
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AFTER ALL THAT, I MAY HAVE
TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.
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MOM, ARE THOSE
GROCERY BAGS?
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FROM THE GROCERY STORE?
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MOM, PLEASE TELL ME
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THAT YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON
COOKING THANKSGIVING DINNER.
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YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA GO TO
A RESTAURANT FOR A QUICK MEAL.
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BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SEEM
RIGHT THIS YEAR, REMEMBER?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, I-I KNOW I SAID
THAT A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.
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BUT THEN LAST NIGHT
I COULDN'T SLEEP,
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AND SUDDENLY I KNEW WHY.
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I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW YOU FEEL.
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I GET UP TWO OR THREE
TIMES A NIGHT.
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TSK.
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THANK YOU, DAD.
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BUT WHAT I MEANT WAS,
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I SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT
I COULD BLOW OFF THANKSGIVING
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OR I COULD CHOOSE
TO ENJOY THE DAY.
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YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES IT'S FOUR OR FIVE.
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IF I DRINK ANYTHING AFTER
3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON,
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I'M A RACEHORSE.
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DAD, JUST GO OPEN
SOME MORE CANS.
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MOM, CAN WE REVISIT
THE BLOW-OFF THANKSGIVING THING?
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I MEAN,
WE KIND OF MADE A CHOICE
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TO, UM, GO TO A PARTY
AFTER THE RESTAURANT.
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ON THANKSGIVING?
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IT'S AN AFTER
THANKSGIVING PARTY.
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THE BURGESS FAMILY
EATS REAL EARLY,
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AND AMANDA'S BROTHER'S
COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE,
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AND HE'S BRINGING
A BUNCH OF FRIENDS
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AND AMANDA GETS TO BRING
A FEW FRIENDS, TOO,
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'CAUSE THAT
MAKES IT EVEN.
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SO, MOM, IT'S A MAJOR COUP
THAT KERRY EVEN GOT INVITED.
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AND EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK
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IT'S JUST 'CAUSE
I'M HER BIG SISTER,
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I HAVE TO SAY,
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I THINK KERRY FINALLY MADE IT
ON HER OWN MERITS.
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YAY, KERRY!
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YAY, ME!
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WELL, YOU KNOW, GIRLS,
AS PROUD OF YOU AS I AM,
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GIVE ME A BREAK.
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BUT MOM, WE ALREADY MADE PLANS
WITH KYLE AND LUKE.
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I'M SORRY, BUT --
WHO'S LUKE?
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MY SAFETY BAD BOY.
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SEE, DAMIAN'S OUT OF TOWN,
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AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE
ALONE ON THE HOLIDAYS.
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AWW -- STILL NO.
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LOOK, YOU GUYS.
I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS.
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I EVEN HAVE
SOME SURPRISES PLANNED.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FUN
THANKSGIVING -- JUST FAMILY.
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OH, DAMN!
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SPILLED IT EVERYWHERE.
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IN THEORY.
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OH, THE DOORBELL.
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GEE, I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE
ON THANKSGIVING?
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DON'T YOU, RORY?
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I DON'T KNOW, MOM --
THE THANKSGIVING BUNNY?
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HI, TOMMY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME IN?
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO COME IN NOW, CATE,
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BECAUSE I'M HEADING DOWN
TO THE STADIUM
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TO SEE THE LIONS GAME...
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IF ONLY I HAD
SOMEONE TO TAKE --
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SOME BOY --
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OH, I CAN'T DO IT, CATE!
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COME ON, KID!
YOU COMING OR NOT?
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YOU GOT TICKETS
TO THE LIONS GAME?
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OH, MAN!
THANKS, MOM!
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OOH, TOMMY THANKS.
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AW, YOU'RE WELCOME.
THAT'LL BE 200 BUCKS.
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WHAT AM I SAYING?
IT'S THANKSGIVING -- 150.
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FINE, ON ME.
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BUT HE BUYS HIS OWN BEER.
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OH, THAT'S GONNA BE BLUE
IN THE MORNING!
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HOW MUCH TO TAKE MY DAD?
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HEY, GIRLS,
UH, LISTEN.
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I SENT RORY
TO THE FOOTBALL GAME
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'CAUSE I WANTED HIM
TO BE HAPPY.
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AND I WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY, TOO.
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ARE YOU GONNA LET US
GO TO THE PARTY?
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WELL, NO.
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BUT YOU CAN INVITE
KYLE AND SAFETY BAD BOY
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TO HAVE DINNER WITH US.
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AND GUESS WHO ELSE
IS JOINING US?
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GRANDMA.
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THIS JUST...
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KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
THANK YOU, MOM.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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GOBBLE, GOBBLE.
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GOBBLE, GOBBLE.
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GOBBLE, GOBBLE?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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NO, HERE'S THE PLAN.
WE GOT THE GUYS IN THE HOUSE.
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AT THE PERFECT MOMENT,
WHEN MOM'S IN A GOOD MOOD,
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LUKE WILL TURN ON
HIS CHARM,
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SHE'LL GAZE IN HIS
SOULFUL PUPPY-DOG EYES,
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AND THEN SHE'LL BE MESMERIZED,
AND WE ARE SO AT THAT PARTY!
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BRIDGET, PLEASE STOP
BEFORE YOU SAY "GIRLFRIEND"!
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I MEAN, THIS PLAN --
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IS ALL WE'VE GOT.
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WORD.
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YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
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COME ON,
THIRD AND GOAL.
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PLEASE, GOD,
IT'S THIRD AND GOAL.
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LIONS VERSUS THE PACKERS.
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WERE YOU EXPECTING
THE LIONS VERSUS THE CHRISTIANS?
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I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME.
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THERE'S NO GAME GOING ON.
ALL I SEE ARE FIREWORKS,
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AND A GIANT SCOREBOARD
TELLING US WHEN TO CHEER.
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WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
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I'M GONNA GO GET MYSELF...
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DON'T FORGET YOUR DIET.
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...A CARROT.
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I'M GONNA GO GET MYSELF
A CARROT
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BEFORE THEY STOP SELLING THEM
AT THE HALF.
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GOT IT?
GOT IT.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS AT THE STADIUM
ALL THE TIME WITH YOUR FATHER.
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YEAH, ME TOO.
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YOU'RE THE MAN
OF THE HOUSE NOW.
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I AM?
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IT'S NOT JUST A SAYING --
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ALL THOSE WOMEN IN YOUR HOUSE,
NO ONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.
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AND YOUR SISTERS?
COME ON.
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LOOK, SEE, YOUR DAD KNEW
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THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF
CREEPY GUYS OUT THERE
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WHO ARE JUST GONNA POUNCE
ON THEM LIKE WOLVES.
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WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT LIKE THAT.
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WELL, NOT EVERYONE
IS...SENSITIVE LIKE YOU AND ME.
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HEY, LOOK AT
THE JUGS ON HER.
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OH, MOM.
IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
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OH, GUESS WHO SAT NEXT TO ME
ON THE PLANE?
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AN INDIAN!
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I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS
ON THANKSGIVING
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THAT I WOULD BE SITTING
NEXT TO AN INDIAN?
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GRAM, IT'S NATIVE AMERICAN.
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OH, GOD, YOU SOUND
JUST LIKE HIM.
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GRANDMA,
THAT WAS A GREAT STORY.
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HOW ABOUT YOU FINISH
YOUR COFFEE?
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MOM, LET'S GET
DINNER GOING, HUH?
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I'M JUST VERY HUNGRY.
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HEY, DAD, GUESS
WHO DECIDED TO JOIN US?
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JIM.
HI, KIDDO.
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HEY, GRAM.
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WHAT KIND OF CHARADE
IS THIS?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THIS?
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JUST BECAUSE
IT'S THANKSGIVING,
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YOU THINK YOU CAN GET YOUR
MOTHER AND ME TO RECONCILE?
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NO, I DON'T.
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OH.
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GOOD.
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SO, RORY,
HOW WAS THE GAME?
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OKAY.
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YOU'RE COOKING?
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DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED --
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LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME
IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE.
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I HAVEN'T...
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I MEAN, IN ALL THE YEARS
WE WERE MARRIED.
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NO, WAIT, LET ME BE FAIR.
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NOPE, NEVER.
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CATE, LET ME HELP.
THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE FOR.
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OH, SURE, YOU FLY
IN HERE ONE DAY.
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IT'S EASY TO LOOK
LIKE A HERO.
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WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING
WHEN I WAS OPENING CANS?
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HE OPENED CANS?
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ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
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IF YOU WANT TO HELP, JUST
COME HELP ME SET THE TABLE.
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COME ON, DAD.
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THEY SHOULD BE HERE
BY NOW.
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WHO SHOULD?
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KERRY, WERE YOU TALKING
TO SOMEONE?
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NO, I DIDN'T
HEAR ANYBODY.
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MUST BE THE WIND.
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YEAH, BLOWING THROUGH
YOUR EMPTY HEAD.
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RORY, EVERYTHING
YOU SAY TO ME
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GOES IN ONE EAR
AND OUT THE OTHER.
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HEY.
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SO, YOU MUST BE LUKE.
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YEAH, IS BRIDGET HERE?
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SO I SEE YOU GOT
A MOTORCYCLE.
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YEAH.
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BET YOU GET LADIES
WITH IT.
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WELL, I DO ALL RIGHT.
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SO, IS BRIDGET HERE?
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OH, RIGHT.
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I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU
FROM YOUR PRECIOUS BRIDGET.
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"THANKS FOR THE MONO."
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MONO?
NO, I DON'T HAVE MONO.
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OH, WELL,
THEN HER MESSAGE IS --
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"SORRY I GAVE YOU MONO."
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OH, MAN.
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NOW I GOT TO MAKE
A LOT OF CALLS.
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CHILD'S PLAY.
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OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU MADE A PUMPKIN PIE.
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ACTUALLY, DAD MADE THAT.
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YOUR DAD?
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YEAH.
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ACTUALLY, MOM,
EVER SINCE YOU SEPARATED,
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HE'S BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINGS
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THAT ARE REALLY
UNCHARACTERISTIC --
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LIKE DOING LAUNDRY
AND NOT SMOKING IN THE BATHTUB.
231
00:09:48,075 --> 00:09:50,700
THAT'S NICE.
232
00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:54,950
HE'S SEEING SOMEONE,
ISN'T HE?
233
00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:57,283
NO!
234
00:09:57,283 --> 00:09:59,158
WHY, MOM?
DO YOU CARE?
235
00:09:59,158 --> 00:10:03,117
NO, OF COURSE
I DON'T CARE.
236
00:10:03,117 --> 00:10:04,283
HAS HE BEEN WHISTLING?
237
00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:06,158
THAT'S A SURE SIGN
HE'S GETTING SOME.
238
00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:10,242
UH, MA, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
239
00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,867
I WILL NEVER BE OLD ENOUGH
240
00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,992
FOR US TO HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION.
241
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,867
HEY, RORY,
YOU'RE GONNA BUILD A FIRE.
242
00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,783
GREAT.
IT'S A LITTLE COLD IN HERE.
243
00:10:21,783 --> 00:10:22,950
YEAH.
244
00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,075
THATABOY.
245
00:10:24,075 --> 00:10:25,908
YOU SURE YOU OPENED
THE FLUE?
246
00:10:25,908 --> 00:10:27,117
YES, GRANDPA, I'M SURE.
247
00:10:27,117 --> 00:10:29,700
I WATCHED MY DAD MAKE FIRES
ALL THE TIME.
248
00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,575
YOU'RE USING
A STARTER LOG, HUH?
249
00:10:32,575 --> 00:10:34,992
SORT OF CHEATING,
ISN'T IT?
250
00:10:34,992 --> 00:10:39,992
YEAH, WELL, FIRE'S COME
A LONG WAY SINCE YOUR DAY.
251
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:46,617
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
WE HAD IN MY DAY?
252
00:10:46,617 --> 00:10:49,117
A LEATHER STRAP
AND A WOODSHED.
253
00:10:51,158 --> 00:10:52,908
SO LUKE'S NOT HERE YET?
254
00:10:52,908 --> 00:10:54,325
NO, HE HASN'T SHOWN UP.
255
00:10:54,325 --> 00:10:56,700
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
256
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,492
NOW WE'RE GONNA BE
STUCK HERE ALL NIGHT.
257
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,283
OUR PLAN HAS GONE AWRY.
258
00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:04,033
AWRY?
259
00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:07,658
YEAH.
I KNOW BIG WORDS, TOO.
260
00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:08,950
YOU MAKE THE FIRE.
261
00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:10,158
NO, YOU MAKE IT.
262
00:11:10,158 --> 00:11:11,075
NO, YOU MAKE IT.
263
00:11:11,075 --> 00:11:13,158
OH, NO --
ALL RIGHT, I'LL MAKE IT.
264
00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,200
FINE.
265
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:26,492
OH, UH, KERRY, HONEY...
266
00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:30,408
WOULD YOU GO GET YOUR GRANDPA
A NICE SWEATER?
267
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,075
HEY.
268
00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:37,033
HEY, KYLE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
269
00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:39,658
KERRY CALLED ME AND INVITED ME
OVER FOR A LITTLE TURKEY.
270
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,075
THEN WHEN LUKE GETS HERE,
271
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,367
WE'RE GONNA SNEAK OUT
OVER TO AMANDA'S PARTY.
272
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:44,700
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
273
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,450
PRETTY AWESOME.
274
00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,325
YOU WANT TO GO TOSS
THE FOOTBALL?
275
00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:51,117
SURE.
276
00:11:51,117 --> 00:11:52,867
GO LONG.
277
00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,408
LONGER!
278
00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:57,325
LONGER!
279
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,825
WOW, I DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS POSSIBLE.
280
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:12,658
HEY, HAVE YOU
SEEN KYLE?
281
00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:16,075
YEAH, HE'S ABOUT TWO BLOCKS
AWAY, WAVING HIS ARMS.
282
00:12:16,075 --> 00:12:17,283
WHAT?
283
00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:18,825
I THREW HIM OUT.
284
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,950
RORY HENNESSY,
I AM GONNA KILL YOU.
285
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,283
WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?
286
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,992
SHANNON TOLD JENNA
WHO TOLD COURTNEY --
287
00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:25,283
NOT COURTNEY FROM GYM CLASS
288
00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:28,117
'CAUSE SHANNON AND COURTNEY
FROM GYM CLASS HATE EACH OTHER
289
00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:31,033
BECAUSE SHANNON POINTED
OUT THAT COURTNEY'S BOOBS
ARE TWO DIFFERENT SIZES
290
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,950
IN FRONT OF SOMEONE
WHO BLABS --
291
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:36,283
WELL, ME -- THAT YOU TOLD LUKE
THAT I HAD MONO?!
292
00:12:36,283 --> 00:12:38,825
UH, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT MONO?
293
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,117
THIS LITTLE SLUG THREW
BOTH OF OUR BOYFRIENDS OUT
294
00:12:41,117 --> 00:12:43,200
EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE
OFFICIALLY INVITED.
295
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,783
THEY WERE GONNA
SNEAK OUT.
296
00:12:44,783 --> 00:12:47,575
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED?
297
00:12:47,575 --> 00:12:51,242
WELL, JENNA TOLD SHANNON
WHO TOLD COURTNEY --
298
00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:54,575
MOM!
299
00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,283
WE HAVE TO FIX THIS NOW.
300
00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:57,492
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
301
00:12:57,492 --> 00:12:59,492
WE'RE GONNA HAVE DINNER
IN A FEW MINUTES.
302
00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:00,575
FIX WHAT?
303
00:13:00,575 --> 00:13:02,325
THE GIRLS ARE
SCAMMING US, CATE.
304
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,283
WHAT DID YOU
JUST CALL ME?
305
00:13:07,283 --> 00:13:09,242
JIM, DON'T JUST SIT THERE.
HELP.
306
00:13:09,242 --> 00:13:11,450
MONEY, MONEY.
WHO WANTS MONEY?
307
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,867
DAD -- DAD,
WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.
308
00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,867
WE'LL HOOK UP WITH THEM
AFTER WE EAT.
309
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:16,908
HOOK UP WITH WHO?
310
00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:19,742
SHOULDN'T WE BE SMELLING
TURKEY RIGHT NOW?
311
00:13:19,742 --> 00:13:21,200
Cate:
OH -- OH, GOD.
312
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,700
OH -- OH!
313
00:13:24,075 --> 00:13:25,783
THIS THING IS
NOWHERE NEAR DONE.
314
00:13:25,783 --> 00:13:28,533
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
NOT HAVING DINNER FOR
ANOTHER COUPLE HOURS.
315
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,992
A COUPLE HOURS?!
WE DON'T HAVE A COUPLE HOURS.
316
00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:33,075
OH, YES, YOU DO!
FAMILY MEETING!
317
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,283
FORGET YOU AND YOUR
STUPID FAMILY MEETING!
318
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,742
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, THAT IS ENOUGH.
319
00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:42,158
ALL I WANTED WAS A NICE
CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING.
320
00:13:42,158 --> 00:13:44,033
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
321
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,825
DON'T WORRY, CATE.
I'LL HANDLE THE GIRLS.
322
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,908
WHAT?!
323
00:13:46,908 --> 00:13:48,158
BACK ME UP ON THIS.
324
00:13:48,158 --> 00:13:49,533
ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY OUT.
325
00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:52,825
I NEED TO TALK
TO RORY.
326
00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:55,283
DID YOU SEE
HOW THEY SPEAK TO ME?
327
00:13:55,283 --> 00:13:56,242
SIT!
328
00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,242
ALL RIGHT.
329
00:14:01,242 --> 00:14:03,617
WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH YOU AND YOUR SISTERS?
330
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,700
COME ON!
331
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,867
I WAS TRYING
TO PROTECT THEM.
332
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:11,617
WELL, THAT'S SWEET.
333
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,575
I WAS AFRAID THEY
WERE GOING TO TURN
334
00:14:13,575 --> 00:14:15,158
INTO BIG, FAT WHORES.
335
00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:24,117
OKAY, NOT SO SWEET.
336
00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:26,450
HOW COME?
337
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,367
WELL, AT THE FOOTBALL GAME,
338
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,825
TOMMY SAID I WAS
THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.
339
00:14:30,825 --> 00:14:32,325
SO?
340
00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:35,283
WELL, WHEN DAD USED TO GO
TO THE TIGERS AWAY GAMES
341
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:36,242
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
342
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,575
HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY,
343
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:40,575
"WHILE I'M GONE, ROR,
YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE."
344
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,325
BUT HE'D ALWAYS COME BACK.
345
00:14:42,325 --> 00:14:44,658
AND I'M JUST AFRAID THAT
IF I DON'T FILL HIS SHOES,
346
00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:46,742
THE GIRLS ARE GONNA TURN
INTO BIG, FAT --
347
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:49,492
I-I KNOW, I KNOW.
348
00:14:49,492 --> 00:14:50,950
I KNOW.
349
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:56,450
HONEY, YOUR JOB IS TO BE
A 14-YEAR-OLD KID
350
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:59,450
AND KIND OF
A PAIN IN THE ASS.
351
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,283
I CAN DO THAT.
352
00:15:02,283 --> 00:15:04,367
YOU'RE GREAT AT THAT.
353
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:07,450
DON'T TAKE ON
THIS RESPONSIBILITY.
354
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:10,242
YOU'RE THE SON.
I'M THE PARENT.
355
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,408
I'LL HANDLE THE GIRLS.
356
00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:14,742
SO, AS A PARENT
WHO HAS IT HANDLED,
357
00:15:14,742 --> 00:15:17,325
YOU DO REALIZE
THAT WHILE WE'RE HAVING
358
00:15:17,325 --> 00:15:19,992
THIS TOUCHY-FEELY
MOTHER-SON MOMENT,
359
00:15:19,992 --> 00:15:22,533
THE GIRLS SNUCK OUT
TO AMANDA'S PARTY.
360
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:24,450
WHAT?!
361
00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:37,825
WHOA,
MAMA "H" IN THE HOUSE.
362
00:15:37,825 --> 00:15:40,242
OH, GOD.
363
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,492
UH, WE'LL JUST BE
IN THE OTHER ROOM
364
00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:46,950
HAVING A NONALCOHOLIC
BEVERAGE.
365
00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,742
YEAH, THANKS
A LOT, GUYS.
366
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:51,575
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU GIRLS
367
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,492
WOULD PULL A STUNT
LIKE THIS ON THANKSGIVING.
368
00:15:54,492 --> 00:15:58,158
I HAVE BEEN IN THAT KITCHEN
ALL DAY PREPARING DINNER.
369
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,492
YOUR GRANDMA FLEW IN
FROM FLORIDA,
370
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,992
AND YOUR GRANDPA
EVEN MADE A PIE.
371
00:16:02,992 --> 00:16:06,533
AND I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T
GOING TO THIS PARTY.
372
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,700
WE KNOW, MOM.
BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
373
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,533
THIS IS THE FIRST
THANKSGIVING --
374
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:15,158
I DON'T CARE THAT THIS
IS THE FIRST THANKS--
375
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:20,575
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
376
00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:23,700
I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
377
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,825
I'VE BEEN DOING
MY BEST TODAY.
378
00:16:26,825 --> 00:16:30,658
BUT THIS IS NO PICNIC
FOR ME, EITHER.
379
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:32,700
THE TRUTH IS,
380
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,658
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
381
00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:37,700
I'M JUST MAKING THIS UP
AS I GO ALONG.
382
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:40,825
A-AND SOMETHING JUST TELLS ME
THAT THE RIGHT THING TO DO
383
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,908
IS FOR US TO HAVE DINNER
IN OUR HOME
384
00:16:43,908 --> 00:16:47,700
AT OUR DINING-ROOM TABLE
WITH OUR FAMILY,
385
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,575
EVEN IF THIS IS
THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
386
00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:52,075
WITHOUT YOUR FATHER.
387
00:16:54,117 --> 00:16:57,825
THAT WAS...REALLY NICE, MOM.
388
00:16:57,825 --> 00:17:02,533
BUT WHAT I WAS
GONNA SAY WAS, UM,
389
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:04,825
THIS IS THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
390
00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:07,908
THAT I ACTUALLY GOT INVITED
TO AMANDA'S PARTY,
391
00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:10,158
AND...I REALLY WANT
TO BE HERE.
392
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:14,242
YEAH, ME TOO.
393
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,492
BUT, MOM, WHAT YOU SAID
WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
394
00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:19,367
OH.
395
00:17:25,242 --> 00:17:26,783
MOM,
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
396
00:17:28,617 --> 00:17:31,825
MOM, YOU'RE LOSING IT
IN FRONT OF OUR COLLEGE FRIENDS.
397
00:17:31,825 --> 00:17:33,575
YOU KNOW, ALL I WANTED
398
00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:36,658
WAS TO HAVE A NORMAL
HENNESSY THANKSGIVING.
399
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:38,658
AND I JUST REALIZED I GOT IT!
400
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,492
WITH MY TEENAGE DAUGHTERS TRYING
TO DITCH ME TO GO TO A PARTY,
401
00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:44,700
WHAT COULD BE MORE NORMAL?
402
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:50,700
I'M SO GLAD
WE COULD MAKE IT SO SPECIAL.
403
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:56,908
WELL...BYE.
404
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:59,075
OH, NO.
YOU'RE GROUNDED.
405
00:17:59,075 --> 00:18:01,742
NOW GET YOUR THINGS.
LET'S GO.
406
00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:04,742
AND HURRY UP
OR I'LL EMBARRASS YOU.
407
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:17,783
BRIDGET, KERRY...
408
00:18:17,783 --> 00:18:22,200
SORRY I RUINED YOUR PLANS.
409
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,658
HMM.
410
00:18:23,658 --> 00:18:25,158
OW, OW, OW!
411
00:18:25,158 --> 00:18:27,783
DANCE, MONKEY!
DANCE! DANCE!
412
00:18:27,783 --> 00:18:29,492
GIRLS, LET GO OF HIM!
413
00:18:29,492 --> 00:18:31,825
GOD, HOW MUCH PRODUCT
DO YOU USE?
414
00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:34,742
COME ON, EVERYBODY HELP ME
GET INTO THE DINING ROOM.
415
00:18:34,742 --> 00:18:36,408
COME ON.
416
00:18:43,158 --> 00:18:45,658
WHAT?
417
00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:50,867
DAD, YOU'RE WHISTLING.
418
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,783
I'M HAPPY.
419
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:57,992
EWW!
420
00:18:59,783 --> 00:19:03,117
YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU GUYS ARE READY TO EAT.
421
00:19:03,117 --> 00:19:05,783
SINCE IT'S ONLY 8:00 AT NIGHT,
I WASN'T SURE.
422
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:07,867
DAD...
423
00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:09,117
YEAH, WHAT, HONEY?
424
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,658
IT'S GONNA GET EASIER,
RIGHT?
425
00:19:11,658 --> 00:19:13,325
THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING.
426
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,658
YEAH, I JUST WANT TO GET
ALL THESE FIRSTS OVER
427
00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,742
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
428
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:20,242
WELL, YOU GOT A LOT OF FIRSTS
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
429
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,658
YOU GOT FIRST GRADUATION,
THE FIRST WEDDING,
430
00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:23,867
THE FIRST GRANDCHILD,
431
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:26,075
PROVIDED THAT COMES
AFTER THE FIRST WEDDING.
432
00:19:26,075 --> 00:19:28,742
YOU KNOW, DAD,
433
00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:32,742
YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
A PRETTY GREAT GUY.
434
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:35,825
HERE COMES YOUR MOTHER.
SAY THAT AGAIN.
435
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:39,533
WELL, I HOPE EVERYONE'S
WORKED UP AN APPETITE.
436
00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:40,950
MOM, THIS JUST
LOOKS WONDERFUL.
437
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,867
THANKS FOR GOING
TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
438
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,908
OH, HONEY.
IT WAS NO TROUBLE.
439
00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:47,408
IN FACT, YOUR FATHER
ACTUALLY HELPED ME.
440
00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:48,867
HE OPENED A FEW CANS.
441
00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:50,158
I'M WORKING ON MYSELF.
442
00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:52,117
I'LL SAY.
443
00:19:52,117 --> 00:19:54,200
WELL, THIS COULD
TURN OUT TO BE
444
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,658
A PRETTY GOOD
THANKSGIVING AFTER ALL.
445
00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:00,408
GRANDMA'S TOUCHING
GRANDPA'S CHEEK -- BARF.
446
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,742
THREE KIND
OF POTATOES.
447
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,117
ANYONE EVER HEARD OF ATKINS
IN THIS FAMILY?
448
00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:07,242
DID YOU KNOW THE HUMAN BODY
HAS 27 FEET OF INTESTINES?
449
00:20:07,242 --> 00:20:09,367
I PLAN TO FILL
EVERY INCH OF THEM.
450
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,950
WHAT?
GROSS, RORY.
451
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,950
OH.
452
00:20:24,742 --> 00:20:27,950
UH...
453
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,867
WELL, DAD...
454
00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:31,533
HERE YOU GO.
455
00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:41,367
RORY...
456
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,242
WOULD YOU DO THE HONOR?
457
00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:06,950
RORY!
458
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,200
YOU'RE MAKING A MESS!
459
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,367
RORY, THAT'S
A DEAD TURKEY!
460
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:12,742
AREN'T YOU FINISHED?
461
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:14,325
MY CALL.
I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.
462
00:21:14,325 --> 00:21:15,908
OH, MAN OF THE HOUSE,
ENOUGH!
463
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,992
Rory: I SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THIS YEARS AGO.
464
00:21:17,992 --> 00:21:19,075
RORY!
465
00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:21,200
RORY, YOU MISSED A LITTLE
ON THIS SIDE.
466
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RORY!
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MOM, STOP HIM!
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THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
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