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OH, GREAT.
I'M GETTING A HUGE ZIT.
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WHERE?
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
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OH, DON'T PRETEND
LIKE YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
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IT'S RIGHT THERE. IT'S GETTING
BIGGER BY THE SECOND.
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PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
GO TO SCHOOL.
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OKAY, I GET IT.
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LISTEN, I KNOW TODAY'S
GONNA BE DIFFICULT
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BUT WE HAVE TO START
MOVING FORWARD.
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YOU'VE ALREADY MISSED
TWO WEEKS OF SCHOOL.
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WE JUST HAVE TO START GETTING ON
WITH OUR LIVES.
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I JUST NEED ONE MORE DAY
WITH SOME HOT COMPRESSES.
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THEN I PROMISE
I'LL GO BACK TOMORROW.
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HONEY, I DON'T THINK
STAYING HOME IS THE ANSWER.
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COME ONE,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
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IF WE TAKE ONE MORE DAY
TO FEEL SAD?
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HONEY, I JUST THINK WE ALL HAVE
TO START GETTING BACK TO NORMAL.
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OH, GOD.
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IF THINGS WERE NORMAL, DAD WOULD
BE THE ONE TAKING US TO SCHOOL.
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YEAH, WEARING THOSE HORRIBLE
OLD-PEOPLE SLIPPERS.
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MAKING US
HEALTHY SACK LUNCHES
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THAT WE JUST THREW OUT IN
THE FIRST AVAILABLE TRASH CAN.
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GOD, HE WAS SO LAME.
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GOD, WHAT A GEEK.
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DAD.
DAD.
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LOOK,
I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH.
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I-I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE GOING
BACK TO WORK TODAY EITHER,
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BUT WE HAVE TO.
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SO, COME ON,
LET'S DO IT.
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UM, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE US
TO SCHOOL IN THAT?
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YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?
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IT'S A HOUSECOAT.
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WELL, MAYBE IT'S CALLED
A HOUSECOAT
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'CAUSE YOU SHOULD ONLY WEAR IT
IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR HOUSE.
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WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
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NO ONE'S GONNA SEE ME
IN THE CAR.
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DAMN RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA
DROP US TWO BLOCKS FROM SCHOOL.
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CONGRATULATIONS, MOM,
YOU'RE JUST AS LAME AS DAD.
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HEY, NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE.
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THAT'S SO SWEET.
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SO GO CHANGE.
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AND PUT A BRUSH
THROUGH YOUR HAIR.
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AND A BRA
WOULDN'T KILL YOU.
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WOW. WHO DIED?
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OH, MY GOD.
I AM SO SORRY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
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NOTHING IS WRONG
WITH YOU.
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UGH.
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THIS IS ALL JUST
REALLY WEIRD.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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OKAY, BUT WE HAVE
EACH OTHER.
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YES, WE'LL DO THIS
TOGETHER.
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WE MISSED YOU GUYS
SO MUCH.
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YOU DID?
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BUT BEFORE I WAS AN OUTCAST,
PERSONA "AU GRATIN."
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NON GRATA.
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OUI.
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TRULY, THE GROUP WAS NOT
THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
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OH, REALLY?
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YEAH.
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IT'S JUST LIKE
IN "CHARLIE'S ANGELS,"
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HOW THERE'S A BLONDE AND
A BRUNETTE AND A SOMETHING-ELSE.
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WE ARE SO GLAD TO HAVE
OUR BLONDE BACK.
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I'M BLOND.
YEAH, RIGHT, DANIELLE.
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SO GET THIS...
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WE WERE OBSESSING ABOUT OUR
DATES FOR THE DANCE ON FRIDAY.
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PEOPLE WEREN'T GETTING ASKED,
AND I WON'T NAME NAMES, DANA.
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SO WE ALL DECIDED
WE'D GO STAG
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AND TOTALLY PLAY THE BOYS
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
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OH, I THINK UNDER
THE GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCES --
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OH, I LOVE THAT.
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BRIDGET?
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YOU'RE REALLY TALKING
ABOUT THIS?
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DID YOU HEAR THEIR STRATEGY?
IT IS CLEVER.
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YEAH, ABOUT
A STUPID DANCE.
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DON'T YOU THINK
THIS INANE CONVERSATION
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IS JUST A LITTLE BIT
TOO SOON?
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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BUT IF IT WEREN'T, OH, MY GOSH,
I HAVE THE GREATEST IDEA.
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WE PLAN A SONG LIST THAT IS ONE
HOT, SEXY SONG AFTER ANOTHER,
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AND THEN WE TORTURE THE GUYS
BY ONLY DANCING WITH EACH OTHER.
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NOW, THAT
IS BRILLIANT.
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NO, I WAS JUST BUILDING UP
WHAT YOU WERE ALREADY DOING.
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NO WAY. THAT WAS
WAY MORE BRILLIANT.
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NO, YOU'RE
"BRILLIANTER"
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UGH. NICE LIFE.
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HEY, GUYS.
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YOU DIDN'T RING
THE DOORBELL.
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OH, THAT'S STRANGE, 'CAUSE
I ALWAYS RING THE DOORBELL
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WHEN I COME
INTO MY OWN HOUSE.
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IF YOU'D RUNG THE BELL, YOU'D
HAVE NOTICED THAT I FIXED IT.
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
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AREN'T YOU
GONNA TRY IT?
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WHAT?
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THE DOORBELL.
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I BELIEVE YOU
THAT YOU FIXED IT.
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WELL, WHEN I SAID
I FIXED IT,
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MAYBE I'M BEING
UNNECESSARILY MODEST.
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I'M TALKING THREE HOURS
AT THE HARDWARE STORE
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TRYING OUT DOORBELLS TILL
I FOUND THE EXACT RIGHT ONE
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THAT SAYS, "THIS IS WHERE
THE HENNESSYS LIVE."
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RORY, WOULD YOU DO
THE HONOR?
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WOW. YOU REALLY
NAILED US.
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I KNOW.
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RORY, DID YOU DO
YOUR HOMEWORK?
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ACTUALLY, MY TEACHER SAID
IT WAS OPTIONAL FOR ME.
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I COULD DO IT
IF I FELT LIKE IT.
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WELL, I'M SURE THEY'RE
JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
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EVERYONE'S BEING
SO WEIRD LATELY.
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THEY PICKED ME FIRST FOR
FOOTBALL, EVEN THOUGH I SUCK.
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MISSY KLEINFELD, WHO NEVER TALKS
TO ME, WAS TALKING TO ME.
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AND THE CAFETERIA LADY GAVE ME
ALL THIS EXTRA MILK.
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APPARENTLY, PITY MILK
DOESN'T COME IN CHOCOLATE.
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HEY, HONEY.
HOW WAS SCHOOL?
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HORRIBLE. EVERYONE WAS ALL
FAKE AND PHONY. IT MADE ME SICK.
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GOD, I HATE EVERYONE!
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE ALONE
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
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KERRY!
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Bridget: BYE, GUYS.
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OH, QUICK.
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LOCK THE DOOR SO BRIDGET
HAS TO RING THE BELL.
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HI.
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DAMN.
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NOW, HONEY, I KNOW TODAY
WAS REALLY ROUGH,
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BUT YOU'RE HOME NOW,
AND IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
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WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL.
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RING A BELL?
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RORY.
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IT WAS BEGGING
FOR IT.
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UM, MOM, ACTUALLY,
EVERYONE WAS REALLY NICE.
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AND THERE'S A DANCE
THIS WEEKEND,
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SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET
A NEW DRESS.
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OH, HONEY, I'M REALLY GLAD
THAT YOU'RE ADJUSTING,
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BUT, UH, WE CAN'T BUY YOU
A NEW DRESS FOR EVERY OCCASION.
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OH, HMM. OKAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO TORTURE GUYS
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WITH SOMETHING
I'VE ALREADY WORN BEFORE.
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I DO ADMIT, IT'S POSSIBLE.
I'VE DONE MORE WITH LESS.
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RORY, COULD YOU
STOP DOING THAT?
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GRANT YOU, I'M ANNOYING,
BUT I'M NOT A MAGICIAN.
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I'LL GET IT.
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HEY, YOU FIXED
THE DOORBELL.
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I LOVE THIS GUY.
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KYLE, I AM SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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YOU KNOW, KERRY'S BEEN
REALLY DOWN.
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I'M THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD
TAKE HER SOMEPLACE FUN,
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YOU KNOW,
LIKE AN ARCADE.
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YEAH, SURE.
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I'M GONNA GIVE
YOU MONEY.
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OH, MAMA H, I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR
DAUGHTER OUT AND MAKE YOU PAY.
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OH, KYLE, YOU'RE SUCH
A GENTLEMAN. I INSIST.
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NO, I INSIST.
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT.
TAKE THE MONEY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S IT?
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YOU WANT TO PLAY
AIR HOCKEY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OH, COME ON,
WHEN YOU BEND OVER,
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SOMETIMES I CAN SEE DOWN
YOUR SHIRT.
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KYLE!
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OKAY, I KNOW.
LET'S DO THE DANCE GAME.
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YOU ALWAYS KICK MY BUTT
AT THE DANCE GAME.
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YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
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YEAH!
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HA! SHE SMILES.
SHE SMILES.
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YEAH, I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.
YOU'RE A REALLY BAD DANCER.
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OH, I'M NOT THAT BAD.
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NO, REALLY, YOU ARE.
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I LOVE YOU.
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WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME.
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AH...THERE YOU ARE,
YOU LITTLE DEVILS.
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WHAT ARE
YOU DOING NOW?
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I'M INSTALLING
DIMMER SWITCHES.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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UH, SO, DAD...
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H-HOW LONG WERE YOU PLANNING
ON STAYING?
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YOU KNOW, JUST OUT
OF CURIOSITY.
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OH, I SEE.
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"THANKS FOR
THE DIMMER SWITCHES, DAD,
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BUT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU
IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT."
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
I-I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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AND THE KIDS ARE REALLY GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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YOU CAN STAY
AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
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IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WANT TO HELP,
MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME
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WITH SOMETHING I ACTUALLY
NEED HELP WITH.
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LIKE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE GROCERIES.
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I'M NOT TOO GOOD
AT GROCERIES.
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I CAN DO THEM,
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BUT I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S A MAN'S JOB.
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OKAY.
HOW ABOUT LAUNDRY?
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ARE YOU JOKING?
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WELL, I KNOW, DAD.
KERRY HAS BEEN REALLY DOWN.
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MAYBE YOU COULD TALK
TO HER
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AND TRY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM
OF THINGS.
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UH, GETTING TO THE BOTTOM
OF THINGS -- ALWAYS
YOUR MOTHER'S AREA.
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YEAH, AND SHE'S GONE
AND -- AND LEFT YOU.
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PERHAPS THERE'S
A CONNECTION.
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NO, I DON'T SEE IT.
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OH, HI, HONEY.
HOW WAS THE ARCADE?
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I BROKE UP WITH KYLE.
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OH, NO, HONEY,
WHAT HAPPENED?
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IT'S FINE. WHATEVER.
IT JUST FIGURES...
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HOW'D YOU KNOW
WE WENT TO THE ARCADE?
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WELL, YOU MUST'VE SAID
THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE GOING
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BEFORE YOU LEFT.
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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WELL, THEN YOU --
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YOU KNOW, YOU SAID IT
WHEN YOU GOT HOME.
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NOPE, DIDN'T SAY IT
THEN EITHER.
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I GUESSED?
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OH, MY GOD. THAT'S WHY KYLE
WAS SUDDENLY MR. BIG SPENDER.
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YOU SET
THE WHOLE THING UP!
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HONEY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP.
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WELL, DON'T.
DON'T HELP.
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JUST LEAVE ME
AND MY HORRIBLE LIFE ALONE!
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SO, MOM, GET THIS.
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AT THE COFFEE SHOP, I WAS ONLY
A NUMBER 9 ON MY PUNCH CARD,
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BUT I THINK THE COFFEE GUY
HAD A CRUSH ON ME,
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SO HE GAVE ME MY MOCHACCINO
FOR FREE, WHICH WAS SO SWEET,
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BUT, YEAH, LIKE I'M GONNA GO OUT
WITH A BARRISTER.
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WELL, HONEY, A BARRISTER
IS A LAWYER IN ENGLAND.
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OH, WELL, I GUESS THE DEGREE
DOESN'T TRANSLATE,
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'CAUSE HE'S ONLY
MAKING COFFEE HERE.
226
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,925
LOOK, YOUR SISTER'S UPSTAIRS,
AND SHE'S REALLY UPSET,
227
00:09:30,925 --> 00:09:34,300
SO COULD YOU JUST TONE
THE CHEERINESS DOWN A LITTLE?
228
00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:35,425
OH, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
229
00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:36,925
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
230
00:09:36,925 --> 00:09:39,508
FRUIT-CUP GIRL
THRIVES ON BEING DEPRESSED.
231
00:09:39,508 --> 00:09:41,508
FRUIT-CUP GIRL?
232
00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:43,300
THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS
WERE CALLING HER TODAY,
233
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,008
BECAUSE ALL SHE WOULD DO
IS SIT IN THE CAFETERIA,
234
00:09:45,008 --> 00:09:46,258
PICKING AT THIS
DISGUSTING FRUIT CUP.
235
00:09:46,258 --> 00:09:48,800
YOU KNOW, BRIDGET,
YOU NEED TO COOL IT.
236
00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,425
IF KERRY WANTS TO BE SAD,
IT'S HER CHOICE.
237
00:09:50,425 --> 00:09:53,342
IT'S UNFAIR THAT I HAVE TO
PRETEND LIKE EVERYTHING'S
TERRIBLE WHEN IT ISN'T.
238
00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,383
HONEY, IT'S ONLY BEEN
TWO WEEKS.
239
00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:57,925
NOT EVERYONE IS
AS RESILIENT AS YOU ARE.
240
00:09:57,925 --> 00:10:00,842
IT IS NOT MY FAULT
THAT KERRY'S DEPRESSED.
241
00:10:00,842 --> 00:10:02,967
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING
PUNISHED FOR BEING HAPPY.
242
00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,342
THIS PLACE SUCKS.
243
00:10:06,342 --> 00:10:08,008
SORRY.
244
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:11,383
THIS PLACE SUCKS.
245
00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:15,383
KERRY, HONEY,
CAN WE TALK?
246
00:10:15,383 --> 00:10:16,758
Kerry: GO AWAY!
247
00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,967
LOOK,
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.
248
00:10:23,342 --> 00:10:24,842
BRIDG, YOU IN THERE?
249
00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:26,175
Bridget: GO AWAY.
250
00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:28,467
LOOK, HONEY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE
YELLED AT YOU.
251
00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:30,383
I'M SORRY.
I REALLY AM SORRY.
252
00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:31,633
YOU ALREADY
SAID THAT.
253
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,217
I WASN'T TALKING
TO YOU.
254
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,800
GOOD!
DON'T TALK TO ME!
255
00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:40,092
YOU CAN BUY A NEW DRESS
FOR THE DANCE.
256
00:10:40,092 --> 00:10:42,550
REALLY? 'CAUSE I KNOW EXACTLY
WHICH ONE I'M GONNA GET.
257
00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:44,925
IT'S RED, WHICH I KNOW IS NOT
USUALLY MY COLOR,
258
00:10:44,925 --> 00:10:46,300
BUT IT REALLY WORKS.
259
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,967
I DON'T THINK THERE'S A COLOR
OUT THERE I CAN'T MAKE PRETTIER.
260
00:10:48,967 --> 00:10:51,425
YOU'RE BUYING HER A NEW DRESS
FOR THE DANCE?
261
00:10:51,425 --> 00:10:54,258
WELL, I-I DIDN'T SAY --
WE'LL SEE.
262
00:10:54,258 --> 00:10:56,633
NOW YOU'RE GOING BACK
ON YOUR WORD? UNBELIEVABLE!
263
00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:58,342
GOD, NO ONE SAYS
WHAT THEY MEAN!
264
00:10:58,342 --> 00:10:59,925
I, UH...
265
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:04,800
I'm still getting
the dress, right?
266
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,008
I guess.
Yeah. Okay.
267
00:11:08,008 --> 00:11:09,008
You're the best.
268
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,550
GRAMPS, CAN
I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
269
00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:18,633
SHOOT.
270
00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,925
YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE?
271
00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:24,883
I DON'T REALLY TALK
TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.
272
00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:27,550
OKAY. REMEMBER THAT GIRL
MISSY KLEINFELD?
273
00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:30,800
SHE'S GOT THIS FRECKLY
LITTLE NOSE, KILLER SMILE,
274
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,675
BEEN IN A BRA SINCE
THE SIXTH GRADE,
AND REALLY BIG --
275
00:11:33,675 --> 00:11:37,175
I GOT IT FROM BRA
IN THE SIXTH GRADE.
276
00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:39,508
ANYWAY, SHE'S BEEN OFFERING
TO HELP ME CATCH UP
277
00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:42,217
ON THE WORK I MISSED
WHEN I WAS GONE FROM SCHOOL.
278
00:11:42,217 --> 00:11:46,008
AND THE THING IS,
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP,
279
00:11:46,008 --> 00:11:49,050
BUT I'VE BEEN STARING
AT THAT BRA FOR A LOT OF YEARS.
280
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,967
AND I'M JUST WONDERING,
AM I TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER?
281
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:58,675
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK?
282
00:11:58,675 --> 00:12:01,758
I GOT A SNEAKY SUSPICION
THIS MISSY KLEINFELD
283
00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:03,550
IS TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF YOU.
284
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:04,967
SHE IS?
285
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,633
YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
286
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,633
HUH?
287
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:09,050
LET HER.
288
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,425
MY KEY DIDN'T WORK
IN THE LOCK.
289
00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:36,633
I BET YOU'RE PRETTY GLAD
I FIXED THE DOORBELL.
290
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:37,717
OH.
291
00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,425
WHAT IS GOING ON?
292
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,758
I CHANGED THE LOCKS.
293
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:43,675
NOW YOU HAVE ONE KEY TO OPEN
THE FRONT DOOR AND THE BACK.
294
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,883
OH.
295
00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:47,800
ACTUALLY, DAD, THAT MAKES THINGS
A LOT EASIER.
296
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,300
EXCEPT GRAMPS
ALREADY LOST THE KEY.
297
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,883
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
298
00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:54,133
SOMEONE JUST HAS TO STAY HOME
AT ALL TIMES
299
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:55,758
TO LET THE REST
OF US IN.
300
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,675
MY VOTE
IS FOR BLABBERMOUTH.
301
00:13:00,092 --> 00:13:02,092
HEY.
302
00:13:02,092 --> 00:13:03,592
HEY, HONEY, YOU OKAY?
303
00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,217
OH, DO I LOOK DOWN?
304
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:08,550
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HIRE KYLE
TO TAKE ME SOMEWHERE...
305
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:11,300
OR I KNOW, YOU COULD ALWAYS BUY
ME A NEW DRESS.
306
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,008
YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO ME
THAT WAY.
307
00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:15,842
I'M SORRY. I SHOULD JUST BE
ALL FAKE AND SWEET LIKE BRIDGET
308
00:13:15,842 --> 00:13:18,467
AND TAKE WHATEVER MY LITTLE
GRUBBY HANDS CAN GET.
309
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,633
KERRY! OH!
310
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,925
OKAY, SO WE'RE ALL GONNA GO
TO JENNA'S BEFORE THE DANCE
311
00:13:22,925 --> 00:13:24,717
SO WE CAN GIVE
EACH OTHER MAKEOVERS.
312
00:13:24,717 --> 00:13:27,133
UH, HONEY, I--
313
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,925
IS THAT THE DRESS
YOU BOUGHT WITH MY CREDIT CARD?
314
00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:31,675
WELL, YEAH.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
315
00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:33,883
I MEAN, YOU GET GOOD BOOB
DRESSES AND GOOD BUTT DRESSES
316
00:13:33,883 --> 00:13:35,758
AND GOOD LEG DRESSES,
BUT IT'S HARDLY EVER
317
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,550
YOU GET A GOOD
BOOB-BUTT-LEG DRESS.
318
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,675
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
319
00:13:38,675 --> 00:13:41,758
JIMINY CHRISTMAS.
320
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,758
WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE...
321
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,342
SLUTTY?
322
00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,842
YOU SAID I COULD GET
ANY DRESS I WANTED,
323
00:13:48,842 --> 00:13:50,300
AND THIS IS THE DRESS
I WANTED.
324
00:13:54,092 --> 00:13:57,175
WELL,
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
325
00:13:57,175 --> 00:13:58,925
THANK YOU.
326
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,425
WHAT'S WRONG?
327
00:14:14,717 --> 00:14:17,717
I NEVER WOULD'VE GOT
THIS FAR BEFORE.
328
00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:21,050
DAD WOULD'VE NEVER
LET ME GO OUT LIKE THIS.
329
00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:23,008
HE WOULD'VE --
330
00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:25,425
HE WOULD'VE DEFINITELY
SENT ME UPSTAIRS TO CHANGE
331
00:14:25,425 --> 00:14:28,092
AND TOLD ME TO COVER MYSELF UP
IN SOME HIDEOUS SWEATER
332
00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:30,133
AND SIT ME DOWN
FOR AN HOUR LECTURE
333
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,300
ON HOW I SHOULD RESPECT MYSELF
BECAUSE GUYS WANT ONE THING,
334
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,300
AND I ALWAYS HATED IT
WHEN HE DID THAT!
335
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,133
I JUST WANT MY DAD BACK.
336
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,092
BRIDGET.
337
00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:39,508
LEAVE ME ALONE!
338
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,508
NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
339
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:56,133
WOULD YOU STOP TRYING TO FIX
THINGS AND JUST HELP?
340
00:14:58,342 --> 00:15:00,633
SAME TO YOU,
BABY GIRL.
341
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,550
OH, GOD.
342
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,133
IT'S OKAY, BABY.
343
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:13,842
COME HERE.
344
00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:19,258
COME HERE.
345
00:15:19,258 --> 00:15:20,842
OH, I KNOW.
346
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:25,508
OH, HONEYS...
347
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,925
YOU LOST YOUR DAD.
348
00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:29,800
WE LOST HIM.
349
00:15:31,508 --> 00:15:35,925
HE'S GONE,
AND -- AND HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
350
00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:38,925
BUT, LISTEN,
THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY
351
00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:41,717
TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.
352
00:15:41,717 --> 00:15:44,175
I WAS JUST TRYING
SO HARD TO BE HAPPY, YOU KNOW,
353
00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:46,717
BECAUSE IF I WAS HAPPY,
THEN EVERYTHING WOULD BE NORMAL,
354
00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:49,883
AND NOTHING'S NORMAL,
AND IT'S NOT WORKING.
355
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,717
OH, IT'S OKAY.
356
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:56,717
AND I FELT
SO GUILTY THAT...
357
00:15:56,717 --> 00:15:58,967
SOMETHING GOOD
WAS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE
358
00:15:58,967 --> 00:16:02,300
AT THE SAME TIME THAT THIS
TERRIBLE THING WAS HAPPENING.
359
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,092
OH, HONEY,
WHAT WAS HAPPENING?
360
00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:06,758
WHA-- WHAT WAS
YOUR GOOD THING?
361
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,758
KYLE SAID I...
362
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:15,800
I DON'T KNOW.
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE SWEET.
363
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,758
WHAT DID HE SAY?
364
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:23,967
IT'S DUMB. HE SAID HE LOVED ME,
BUT HE DOESN'T.
365
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,550
WELL...
366
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,925
MAYBE HE DOES.
367
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:30,550
NO, HE'S JUST
FEELING SORRY FOR ME.
368
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,758
LISTEN...
369
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,467
THERE IS NO MANUAL
ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS.
370
00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:40,133
IT'S OKAY TO BE HAPPY
WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY.
371
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,967
HONEY, IT'S OKAY TO BE SAD
WHEN YOU'RE SAD.
372
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:48,383
GOD, AND NOW I'M HAPPY
BECAUSE BRIDGET'S REALLY SAD.
373
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,008
I'M SO SCREWED UP.
374
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,383
OH.
375
00:16:51,383 --> 00:16:53,883
SWEETHEART,
WE'RE ALL SCREWED UP.
376
00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:58,842
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT WE STAY TOGETHER...
377
00:16:58,842 --> 00:17:01,800
AND WE SUPPORT
EACH OTHER.
378
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,758
I LOVE YOU GUYS
SO MUCH.
379
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,508
I LOVE YOU, MOM.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
380
00:17:11,383 --> 00:17:12,925
BRIDG?
381
00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:15,508
YEAH?
382
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:19,800
YOU ARE TOO PRETTY
FOR THIS DRESS.
383
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,717
WHAT?
384
00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:26,592
I JUST THINK IT'S FOR SOME GIRL
WHO HAS TO TRY REALLY HARD,
385
00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:27,883
AND YOU DON'T.
386
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,842
YOU SHOULD RESPECT
YOURSELF...
387
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:35,383
LIKE DAD WAS
ALWAYS TELLING YOU TO,
388
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:39,008
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE
THE BEST.
389
00:17:39,008 --> 00:17:42,092
YOU DESERVE
THE BEST, TOO.
390
00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:44,675
NO, I DON'T.
391
00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:46,008
NO, LISTEN...
392
00:17:46,008 --> 00:17:48,425
WHAT KYLE SAID TO YOU...
393
00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:50,258
HE MEANT IT.
394
00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:53,008
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
395
00:17:53,008 --> 00:17:56,133
KYLE AND I WENT OUT
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
396
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,342
YEAH.
397
00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:00,925
HE NEVER SAID IT
TO ME.
398
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,133
HI.
399
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,467
HI.
400
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,800
COME HERE.
401
00:18:26,092 --> 00:18:28,967
KYLE, WHY DID YOU SAY
YOU LOVED ME?
402
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:31,258
WELL...
403
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:36,467
SEE, UH...
WHEN YOUR DAD DIED --
404
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:38,050
YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.
405
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,133
NO, THAT'S --
NO, YOU FELT SORRY
FOR ME. NEVER MIND.
406
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:42,467
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
IT'S JUST...
407
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,133
WHEN YOUR DAD DIED,
408
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,133
IT MADE ME REALIZE YOU
HAVE TO SAY THE THINGS YOU FEEL,
409
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,883
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT GET
ANOTHER CHANCE.
410
00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:52,758
OH.
411
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:59,550
ANYTHING YOU FEEL
YOU WANT TO SAY BACK?
412
00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:03,758
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
413
00:19:08,925 --> 00:19:11,842
HEY, HONEY, YOU SURE YOU
DON'T WANT TO GO DO THE DANCE?
414
00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:15,258
YEAH, I'M SURE. I THINK I'M JUST
GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND CHANGE.
415
00:19:15,258 --> 00:19:17,008
OKAY.
416
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:22,217
YOU KNOW, DAD,
YOU KEEP WORKING AT THAT PACE,
417
00:19:22,217 --> 00:19:24,717
YOU'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF THINGS
TO DO AROUND HERE.
418
00:19:24,717 --> 00:19:28,300
NOT LIKELY.
419
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,092
OKAY.
I'M LISTENING.
420
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:33,258
WHAT?
421
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:36,217
LISTENING --
IT'S A FORM OF HELPING.
422
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,592
AT NIGHT,
IT'S THE WORST.
423
00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:46,217
I HEAR AMBULANCES OR A NOISE,
AND I-I JUMP UP OUT OF THE BED
424
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:49,133
WITH THIS SCARED
PANICKY FEELING.
425
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,342
ONLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M SCARED FOR,
426
00:19:51,342 --> 00:19:55,842
BECAUSE WHAT I'M SCARED OF
ALREADY HAPPENED.
427
00:19:57,133 --> 00:20:01,050
I STILL FEEL LIKE HE'S GONNA
WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR.
428
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:08,508
OKAY, AND THEN
YOU CARRY THAT
429
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,550
AND DIVIDE
THE WHOLE THING BY "X."
430
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:11,842
WOW, MISSY,
431
00:20:11,842 --> 00:20:15,008
THAT IS SOME
REALLY TOUGH STUFF.
432
00:20:15,008 --> 00:20:17,800
MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW ME
HOW TO DO IT ONE MORE TIME.
433
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,467
YEAH, SURE. SEE, WHEN YOU SOLVE
THE EQUATION,
434
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,592
ALL THE VARIABLES
COME TOGETHER.
435
00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:24,592
AND YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE
IT'S ON ONE SIDE,
436
00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:26,592
SO THAT WAY WHEN
YOU SUBSTITUTE THE METHOD,
437
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,175
IT ALL EVENS OUT.
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