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I'M SO GLAD I DON'T DRESS
TO BE POPULAR ANYMORE.
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I'M SO OVER THAT
STUPID HIGH-SCHOOL STUFF.
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OH, AND BY THE WAY,
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THAT SHIRT --
VERY 5-MINUTES-AGO.
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IF ANYONE IS VERY 5-MINUTES AGO,
IT'S YOU.
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YOU'RE POPULAR
BECAUSE I WENT OUT WITH KYLE,
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WHICH MADE HIM POPULAR,
AND THEN I DUMPED HIM,
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AND YOU GOT HIM ON THE REBOUND,
WHICH MADE YOU POPULAR.
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THEN, I HAD A RELATIONSHIP
WITH DONNY --
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PROBABLY THE MOST MEANINGFUL
2 WEEKS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE --
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TOTALLY TAKING ME
OUT OF THE LOOP,
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CREATING A POPULARITY VACUUM
AND VOILà.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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IT'S FRENCH,
BUT MAGICIANS DO IT, TOO.
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BRIDGET, I AM NOT POPULAR
JUST BECAUSE YOU LET ME BE!
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OH, GOD, I'VE SEEN THIS DELUSION
BUILDING FOR WEEKS.
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I'M SORRY, I WAS JUST WALKING
DOWN THE HALL
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AND THOUGHT I HEARD
A CHICK FIGHT.
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Both: LEAVE US!
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OKAY, I GUESS
NOW ISN'T A GOOD TIME
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TO TELL YOU WHO'S ON
high-school-scandal.com's
NEW HOT LIST.
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RANKING GIRLS
BY HOW HOT THEY ARE
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IS INSULTING, DEMEANING, AND
MEAN-SPIRITED.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AM I BACK ON THE LIST?
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NO. KERRY, ON THE OTHER HAND,
IS NUMBER 7.
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ALREADY?! OH, MY GOD,
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!
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IT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
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NO, IT MAKES ME HOT.
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WHO THE HELL'S NUMBER 6?
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Cate: HURRY UP, KIDS!
YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
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I MADE WAFFLES!
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OH!
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I THOUGHT YOU MADE WAFFLES.
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WELL, IF I'D TOLD YOU
IT WAS CEREAL,
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YOU'D STILL BE UPSTAIRS
GOOFING OFF.
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YOUR DAD WILL BE HOME
WITH THE MILK IN A MINUTE.
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I'LL GET IT.
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COME ON, GIRLS, LET'S GO!
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HELLO?
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UH, YEAH,
THIS IS MRS. HENNESSY.
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GOD, YOU ARE SO JEALOUS.
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OH, PLEASE, I DEBUTED
AT NUMBER 2 ON THE HOT LIST.
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Rory: BUT SHE
DIDN'T HAVE TO DO
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THE THINGS YOU DID
TO GET ON IT.
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Bridget: RORY! GOSH!
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MOM?
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MY KEYS.
WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
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MOM?
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OH, MY GOD.
MOM?
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Cate: NO. I, UM...
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UM, WELL
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IF THE MONSIGNOR WANTS TO SPEAK,
THAT'S FINE,
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BUT, UM, LISTEN --
NO, JUST, UM,
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COULD YOU PLEASE JUST DO
WHAT IT IS THAT'S DONE, OKAY?
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PLEASE?
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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RORY!
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THERE'S NO MILK.
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COME HERE.
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WHERE'S YOUR SISTER?
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SHE WON'T COME DOWN.
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OKAY.
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UM
I SHOULD GO TALK TO HER.
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I'M GONNA --
OH, RORY, WOULD YOU PLEASE
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NOT KEEP YOUR SHOES
ON THE STAIRS?
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THOSE ARE DAD'S.
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OKAY.
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THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR GRANDMA.
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I'LL GET IT.
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HONEY, GO PUT A POT OF COFFEE
ON, OKAY?
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OH, HONEY, HONEY.
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MOM.
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SWEETIE.
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OH, SWEETIE.
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OH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
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MY BABY GIRL.
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OH, BABY. OH.
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HONEY.
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DAD.
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CATIE, CATIE,
I'M SO SORRY, SWEETHEART.
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OH, HE WAS SUCH A GOOD MAN,
A GOOD HUSBAND, A GOOD FATHER.
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OH, HE WAS. HE WAS.
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SO, DADDY, DID YOU GUYS COME
ON THE SAME FLIGHT TOGETHER?
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YEAH.
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WELL, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT --
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OH, HONEY,
WE'RE YOUR PARENTS FIRST.
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AND BITTERLY DIVORCED COUPLE
SECOND.
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WE ARE NOT DIVORCED.
WE'RE SEPARATED.
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ALL I KNOW IS
I'M WASHING MY OWN CLOTHES
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AND MAKING MY OWN BED
ONCE A WEEK.
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YOUR SISTER WOULD HAVE COME
IF SHE COULD.
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OH, I KNOW.
SHE CALLED FROM NEPAL.
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NEPAL? YOUR SISTER.
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UH, HONEY, KERRY,
GO GET BRIDGET.
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SHE SHOULD BE AROUND HER FAMILY
RIGHT NOW.
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SO, UM, CAN I -- CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING, DAD?
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I JUST MADE A POT OF COFFEE.
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I'D LOVE SOME, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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CATE, LET ME GET IT.
COME ON, NOW.
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YOU SIT DOWN.
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CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
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YEAH.
YESTERDAY WOULD BE NICE.
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BRIDG?
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WHAT?
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GRANDMA AND GRAMPS ARE HERE.
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IS DAD WITH THEM?
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NO.
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WELL, THEN I REALLY
DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
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WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK
IN 10 MINUTES.
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HE WAS RUNNING A STUPID ERRAND.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK.
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AND HE WAS TAKING US
TO SCHOOL.
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REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE?
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MOM AND DAD USED TO GO OUT,
AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO,
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AND THEY'D SAY, "WELL,
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MOMMIES AND DADDIES?"
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AND WE WOULD SAY,
"THEY ALWAYS COME BACK."
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UNLESS THEY COLLAPSE IN AISLE 3
OF THE STUPID GROCERY STORE.
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YEAH.
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OH, I JUST -- I JUST
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH ANYONE
FROM THE CHURCH?
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YEAH, MOM.
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FATHER FITZPATRICK
STOPPED BY.
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I'VE ALWAYS TAKEN GREAT COMFORT
FROM THE CHURCH.
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YES, I KNOW.
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BUT RIGHT NOW, GOD AND I AREN'T
EXACTLY ON SPEAKING TERMS.
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WELL, HE'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THOSE
BLUE-AND-PINK PACKETS
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THEY USE NOW
INSTEAD OF SUGAR?
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OH, SURE, YES.
YOU KNOW, I DO, DAD.
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CAN'T YOU JUST USE
THE REGULAR SUGAR?
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NO, MY BLOOD SUGAR'S
A LITTLE HIGH,
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SO I'M JUST CUTTING DOWN
ON THE SWEETS.
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YOU HAD A CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIE
ON THE PLANE.
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I'M NOT A FANATIC ABOUT IT.
I'M JUST CUTTING DOWN.
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YOU SEE,
THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU
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TO CARRY THE PACKETS
WHEN YOU'RE OUT.
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MA, COULD WE JUST NOT TALK
ABOUT ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
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RIGHT NOW.
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I'M SORRY, DEAR.
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I'LL JUST DRINK IT PLAIN.
RORY, FORGET IT.
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NO, DAD.
RORY, GO AHEAD AND GET THEM.
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NO, I'LL DRINK IT PLAIN.
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OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
I WILL GET IT!
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I REMEMBER,
HE WAS LOOKING FOR HIS KEYS
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AND I WAS LOOKING
FOR MY BACKPACK.
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THEN, I REMEMBERED
I LEFT IT UPSTAIRS,
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WHICH IS REALLY WEIRD
'CAUSE I NEVER DO THAT.
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BUT YOU WERE DOWNSTAIRS.
DID HE SAY ANYTHING?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, BEFORE HE LEFT,
YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM.
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WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER?
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KERRY, STOP!
WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?!
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I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT.
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I'M SORRY.
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GOD, THIS IS SO MESSED UP.
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HI, BABY.
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HEY, SWEETHEART,
IT'S OKAY.
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Cate: OKAY.
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HE WAS A GREAT MAN.
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OH, YES, HE WAS.
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I REALLY LOVED HIM.
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OH, HE --
HE LOVED YOU, TOO, FRED.
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UM, FRED, THERE'S MY MOM.
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I-I REALLY HAVE TO GO
AND CHECK WITH MY MOM.
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HEY.
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HEY.
HEY.
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THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SERVICE.
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NICE CASKET.
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MAHOGANY, RIGHT?
'CAUSE I LOVE MAHOGANY.
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REMINDS ME OF A PUB
I USED TO GO TO.
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HUGE MAHOGANY BAR.
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COME TO THINK OF IT,
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THEY USED TO CARRY ME
OUT OF THERE, TOO.
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LOOK, I LOVED YOUR DAD.
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HE WAS A BETTER MAN THAN ME.
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AND I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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WHO ISN'T?
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AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
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HE WAS THE FINEST PERSON
I EVER MET.
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WHY THE HELL
COULDN'T I OPEN WITH THAT?
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OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
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WHAT? OH, GOD.
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HE WAS A -- HE WAS A --
OH, HE WAS --
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A GREAT MAN.
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HE WAS.
YES.
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YOU KNOW, CATIE, I GOT
THIS, UH, FANTASY DINNER
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FOR THE PEOPLE
I'M GONNA DINE WITH
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MY FIRST NIGHT IN HEAVEN.
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REALLY?
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YEAH, YOU SEE, MY PARENTS
ARE ONE AND TWO.
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AND THERE'S JESUS,
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BUT HE'S AS MUCH
A POLITICAL CHOICE AS ANY,
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IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
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AND THERE'S JOE DiMAGGIO
AND MOTHER TERESA,
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BUT SINCE PAUL'S PASSING,
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MOTHER TERESA
IS GETTING THE BOOT.
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OH, FRED, THANK YOU.
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?
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GOD HEAVEN
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OR SITTING-HERE-ON-THE-COUCH-
WITH-YOU HEAVEN?
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WOW, THAT WAS REALLY SWEET
COMING FROM YOU.
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EITHER WAY, UM,
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GOD HEAVEN OR
SITTING-HERE-WITH-YOU HEAVEN,
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PAPA H IS HERE.
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THAT WAS SWEET, TOO.
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KYLE, THANK YOU.
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I SWEAR, SOMETIMES
I CAN FEEL HIM HERE, TOO.
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WHY DID YOU MOVE AWAY?
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WELL, IF HE IS HERE,
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I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO
ALL POLTERGEIST ON ME LATER.
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AND THE STREAK STOPS AT TWO.
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HEY.
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HAVE YOU EATEN
ANYTHING?
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NO. YOU?
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NO. NOT IN THE MOOD FOR GOOKY,
RED-AND-YELLOW STUFF.
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OH, MAN,
NOW YOU GOT ME HUNGRY.
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HEY, YOU OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
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OH, NOTHING.
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I, UH, BURNED IT
ON A CASSEROLE DISH.
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THANKS FOR THE HUG, ROR.
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AND TO THINK,
THREE DAYS AGO,
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THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED
A CHOKE HOLD.
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HE WAS JUST A --
JUST A GREAT, GREAT GUY
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AND ONE OF THOSE WRITERS WHOSE
COLUMNS ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH --
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INTENTIONALLY OR
UNINTENTIONALLY.
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HE WAS ONE OF THE BEST.
233
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HE HAD THIS FUNNY NICKNAME
FOR ME.
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OH, YES, RIGHT, UM,
NICK NOT-SO-SHARP.
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NO, IT WASN'T THAT.
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00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:48,067
ANYWAY, EVERYONE
DOWN AT THE PAPER
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HAD IMMENSE RESPECT
FOR PAUL AND HIS WORK.
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OH.
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I WAS HOPING TO ONE DAY
MOVE HIM BACK TO SPORTS,
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FIRE TOMMY.
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HEY, BOSS.
HEY, BUDDY.
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ANYWAY, WE'D LIKE TO DO
A SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT
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OF SOME OF PAUL'S BEST COLUMNS,
WORKING UP TO HIS LAST.
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OH, NICK,
HE WOULD HAVE LOVED THAT.
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THE PROBLEM IS
WE DON'T HAVE HIS LAST COLUMN.
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HE WORKED OUT OF THE HOUSE,
SO, UH...
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OH, WELL, IT MUST BE HERE.
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I'M...
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I, UM,
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I WILL...
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WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE,
IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE,
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IF YOU COULD E-MAIL US
THE COLUMN.
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WHEN YOU'RE READY.
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IT COULD BE
A FITTING TRIBUTE.
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OKAY.
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00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:37,900
THANKS, CATE.
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THANKS, NICK.
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OKAY.
259
00:13:42,358 --> 00:13:44,483
I HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS.
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I COULD NEVER, IN A MILLION
YEARS, WORK AT HOME.
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OH.
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PAUL SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW
HOW HE DID IT.
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HE JUST KNEW WHY.
HE LOVED BEING WITH HIS FAMILY.
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00:13:56,692 --> 00:13:59,192
THANKS FOR SAYING THAT, NICK.
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WELL...
IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING...
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OKAY. OKAY.
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HEY, BRIDGET.
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HEY.
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00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,400
UM...
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I'M SO SORRY.
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THANKS.
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00:14:26,317 --> 00:14:32,567
YOU KNOW...DEEP DOWN,
I ALWAYS REALLY LIKED YOU.
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DEEP DOWN,
I LIKED YOU, TOO.
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00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:40,067
WOW, WHO KNEW
THEY EVEN HAD A DEEP DOWN?
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00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,233
YOU KNOW...
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00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:51,442
YOUR DAD WAS...
SO COOL,
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00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:54,608
AND...YOU GUYS WERE SO CLOSE.
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00:14:54,608 --> 00:14:58,858
I WAS SO JEALOUS.
YOU HAD THE BEST RELATIONSHIP.
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00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:02,067
REALLY?
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00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,275
THEN HOW COME
THE LAST THING
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00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,775
I SAID TO HIM
WAS, "I HATE YOU"?
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00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:19,400
THERE.
283
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:25,442
OH, I TALKED TO THAT NICE
FATHER FITZPATRICK TODAY.
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00:15:25,442 --> 00:15:27,442
MOM, I ASKED YOU NOT TO.
285
00:15:27,442 --> 00:15:30,108
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
HE CALLED.
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00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:33,358
HE ASKED HOW YOU WERE DOING.
I SAID, "NOT SO GOOD."
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00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:34,608
HE CALLED?
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00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:37,025
YEAH.
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00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:39,608
WELL, ACTUALLY,
HE WAS RETURNING MY CALL,
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00:15:39,608 --> 00:15:43,150
BUT...I THOUGHT FATHER
FITZPATRICK COULD EXPLAIN --
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00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,108
OH, REALLY?
AN EXPLANATION?
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00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:48,108
GREAT, THEN THAT'LL JUST MAKE
EVERYTHING OKAY.
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00:15:48,108 --> 00:15:51,317
CATIE -- CATIE HONEY,
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UH, I TALKED TO PAUL'S BOSS --
GREAT GUY.
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00:15:55,608 --> 00:16:00,608
HE WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU
TO FIND PAUL'S LAST COLUMN.
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00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:04,400
DAD, I'M JUST NOT READY
TO GO THROUGH HIS DESK.
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00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,358
AW. WELL, LET ME DO IT.
298
00:16:06,358 --> 00:16:07,733
I JUST TOOK A COMPUTER COURSE
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00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,525
AT THE SENIOR CITIZENS'
REC CENTER.
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00:16:09,525 --> 00:16:11,483
I DON'T WANT TO
TOOT MY OWN HORN, BUT --
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00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:13,483
JIM, CAN'T YOU SEE
THIS IS NOT THE TIME?
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00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:15,442
YEAH, I'M SORRY.
303
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,442
I KNOW THAT
PROFESSIONAL OBLIGATIONS
304
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:20,192
AREN'T NEARLY AS IMPORTANT
AS FREEZING LEFTOVER CRAP.
305
00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:22,192
I WILL TELL YOU
WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
306
00:16:22,192 --> 00:16:24,525
WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IS FOR CATE TO HEAL,
307
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,817
AND WITH GOD'S --
HERE COMES THE HOLY ROLLER.
308
00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,400
I AM SORRY THAT I SPEND
MY SUNDAYS IN CHURCH
309
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,067
WHILE YOU SPEND YOURS
SALT-WATER FISHING.
310
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:35,233
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
SOMETIMES I PLAY GOLF.
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00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:37,567
DO YOU GUYS
EVEN HEAR YOURSELVES?
312
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,025
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
313
00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:46,358
OH, JIM, WE'RE
NOT HELPING HER AT ALL.
314
00:16:46,358 --> 00:16:48,567
OH, I KNOW.
315
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:51,108
I'M SORRY.
316
00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:54,442
OH, SO, YOU ADMIT
YOU'RE WRONG?
317
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:55,483
YOU KNOW, UM, THE LAST TIME
WE WERE IN HERE TOGETHER,
318
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:58,192
HE ACCUSED ME
OF HIDING HIS SOCKS.
319
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:04,483
NO KISSING...SWEET TALK...
320
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,650
NO LOVEMAKING.
321
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,608
"WHERE'D YOU HIDE MY SOCKS,
CATE?"
322
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,608
THAT'S A LOVELY PICTURE.
323
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:19,942
MMM.
YOU BOTH LOOK SO WONDERFUL.
324
00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:23,650
NO WONDER I HAVE
SUCH BEAUTIFUL GRANDCHILDREN.
325
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:26,817
THERE'S A LOT OF PAUL
IN ALL OF THEM.
326
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,442
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN,
MOM.
327
00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:34,442
NOT NOW.
328
00:18:34,442 --> 00:18:39,317
WHEN WE WERE OLD AND GRAY
AND LIVING SOMEPLACE WARM --
329
00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:43,858
SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU EAT DINNER
AT 4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON...
330
00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:49,358
...AND DRIVE ALL THE WAY HOME
WITH YOUR LEFT DIRECTIONAL ON.
331
00:18:49,358 --> 00:18:53,400
NOT NOW.
NOT AT 46.
332
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,858
WELL...IT'S ALL PART
OF GOD'S PLAN.
333
00:18:57,858 --> 00:19:00,233
OH, I SWEAR TO GOD --
I SWEAR,
334
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,025
IF PEOPLE DON'T STOP
SAYING THAT TO ME,
335
00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:03,983
I'M GONNA SCREAM.
336
00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:05,817
GOD'S PLAN?
337
00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:07,817
WHAT ABOUT MY PLAN?
338
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:11,400
WHAT ABOUT OUR PLANS?
339
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,317
THIS PICTURE WAS A PROMISE,
AND NOW THAT PROMISE IS BROKEN.
340
00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:21,233
WHAT'S GOD'S PLAN
FOR MY KIDS?
341
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,775
FOR ME?
342
00:19:23,775 --> 00:19:26,650
IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR.
343
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:29,817
HONEY...NOBODY SAID
LIFE WAS FAIR.
344
00:19:29,817 --> 00:19:30,900
I KNOW THAT.
345
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,692
I KNOW THAT LIFE ISN'T FAIR,
346
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:35,692
BUT NOBODY TOLD ME
IT WAS GONNA BE THIS CRUEL!
347
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,358
MOM?
348
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,858
OH...HI, BABY. HI.
349
00:19:42,858 --> 00:19:44,525
YOU OKAY?
350
00:19:44,525 --> 00:19:47,025
YEAH. YEAH.
351
00:19:47,025 --> 00:19:50,192
YOU? YOU OKAY?
352
00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:57,358
YOU JUST GO GET SOME SLEEP.
353
00:19:57,358 --> 00:19:59,400
I CAN'T SLEEP.
354
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,067
AND GRAMPS SAYS THE TOILET
DOWNSTAIRS WON'T STOP RUNNING,
355
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,983
SO I'M GONNA HELP HIM FIX IT
AND LET HIM TELL ME
356
00:20:04,983 --> 00:20:07,608
ABOUT THE TIME HE MET
TED WILLIAMS IN KOREA.
357
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,692
OH.
AGAIN.
358
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,900
THAT'S REALLY NICE, HONEY.
359
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,358
GOOD NIGHT.
360
00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:27,108
IF YOU NEED
ANY MORE BLANKETS, MOM,
361
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:29,275
THEY'RE IN THE CUPBOARD.
362
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:32,108
I REALLY DON'T FEEL RIGHT
ABOUT SLEEPING IN YOUR BED.
363
00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:34,317
YOU REALLY SHOULD SLEEP HERE.
364
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,733
I CAN'T, MOM.
365
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:39,650
I CAN'T EVEN BE IN THIS ROOM.
366
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:44,817
I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER
COME IN THIS ROOM AGAIN.
367
00:20:47,692 --> 00:20:50,317
ON THE NEXT "8 SIMPLE RULES"...
368
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,275
I CAN'T IMAGINE
369
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:53,650
GOING THROUGH A DAY LIKE
THIS WITHOUT YOU KIDS.
370
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:55,650
MAYBE IF DAD
HAD LOOKED IN THE DRAWER
371
00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:56,942
AND SAW ALL THE BATTERIES,
372
00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:59,275
HE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE
TO THE STORE, AND THEN --
373
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,817
DON'T DRIVE YOURSELF CRAZY
374
00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:02,942
GOING OVER AND OVER
EVERYTHING.
375
00:21:02,942 --> 00:21:06,108
THE LAST WORDS I SAID TO DAD
WAS, "I HATE YOU."
376
00:21:06,108 --> 00:21:09,150
HE WOULDN'T LET ME BORROW
HIS STUPID CAR,
377
00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:10,983
AND I SAID, "I HATE YOU."
378
00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:14,192
I'M KIND OF MAD AT HIM,
GRAMPS.
379
00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:17,108
AW, I KNOW, I KNOW, RORY.
380
00:21:17,108 --> 00:21:18,567
IT'S OKAY.
381
00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:23,567
IT'S A WHOLE LOT
TO TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF.
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