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HEY, NEIGHBOR!
FRED AND MARY ELLEN DOYLE.
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JUST WANTED TO SEE IF WE COULD
POP BY FOR A FEW --
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HEY, NEIGHBOR.
FRED DOYLE HE--
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YOU KNOW, YOU COULD RETURN
ONE OF FRED'S CALLS.
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I CAN'T TALK TO YOU
WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS.
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THE MAN CAN'T TAKE A HINT.
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HE WOULD STILL KEEP CALLING
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EVEN IF WE CHANGED
OUR OUTGOING MESSAGE
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TO "DOYLE, YOU IDIOT,
STOP CALLING."
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HEY, NEIGHBOR!
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OHH, WELL!
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HELLO, FRED, MARY ELLEN.
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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OH, YOU LIE!
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YES, WE WERE.
RORY, SAY HI TO THE DOYLES.
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SORRY TO BURST IN LIKE THIS.
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WE TRIED CALLING,
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BUT SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG
WITH YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE.
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YES, WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO RECEIVE
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ANY INCOMING MESSAGES
AT ALL.
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SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH THE ANSWERING MACHINE?
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RORY, NO, NO.
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YOU FIXED IT!
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IT WASN'T BROKE.
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I SAID, "YOU FIXED IT."
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WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?
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OH, WE MADE DONNY
A VIDEO POSTCARD.
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HE GETS SO LONELY
DOWN AT THE NAVAL ACADEMY.
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NOTHING FANCY, MIND YOU.
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THE WHOLE FAMILY
GOT TOGETHER TO SAY HI
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AND SING A FEW TUNES
FROM "SOUND OF MUSIC."
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OH, WOW.
IT'S SO DIFFERENT.
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YEAH.
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ANYWAY, WE LEFT A LITTLE ROOM AT
THE END OF THE TAPE
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SO THAT BRIDGET
COULD SAY "HOW-D'YE-DOODY?"
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NOW, YOU TELL BRIDGET
SHE'S UNDER NO PRESSURE
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TO SING AND
DANCE ON THE TAPE.
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DONNY UNDERSTANDS
THAT SHE'S NOT A DOYLE.
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YET.
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SHE CAN DO THOSE THINGS,
RIGHT?
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YES.
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YOU SURE?
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OKAY, THEN!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR STOPPING BY.
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WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT AM I THINKING HERE?
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ON A MORE SOMBER NOTE,
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THERE IS A CRIME WAVE PRESENTLY
IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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OH, NO! BURGLARIES?
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EGGINGS.
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YEAH, THE FEENEYS,
THE O'TOOLES, THE JOHNSONS
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HAVE ALL TAKEN THE YOLK.
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AND THIS GUY KEEPS CHANGING
HIS M.O. --
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SHAVING CREAM,
TOILET PAPER.
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OH, NO.
WHERE WILL THIS MADMAN STOP?
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AS CAPTAIN OF THE
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH,
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I WANTED TO ASK YOU, PAUL --
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FRED, YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD LOVE
TO JOIN THE WATCH
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AND GO ON PATROL
WITH YOU GUYS.
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PAULY, PAULY, PAULY,
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YOU'RE FAR TOO VALUABLE
BEHIND A TYPEWRITER.
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WHAT THIS MALCONTENT NEEDS
IS A NICKNAME,
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SOMETHING WE CAN PUT IN THE
LOCAL PAPER TO RAISE AWARENESS.
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COMING UP WITH A NAME
SHOULD BE A SNAP FOR YOU.
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SOMETHING LIKE
THE MICHIGAN MISCHIEF MAKER?
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BOY, YOU
WRITERS ARE AMAZING.
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OH, IT'S NOTHING.
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TO COME UP WITH JUST THE RIGHT
TURN OF PHRASE,
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YOU MUST HAVE TO WADE
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THROUGH A MILLION STINKERS
LIKE THAT, HUH?
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YOU GOT GRIT.
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HE'S GOT GRIT, HONEY.
HE'S A GRITTY GUY.
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HEY, BRIDG, CAN I BORROW
YOUR GO-GO BOOTS
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FOR THAT '60s PARTY
EVERYONE'S GOING TO?
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WHAT '60s PARTY?
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OH, JUST SOME LAME PARTY.
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I'M TOTALLY GONNA
BLOW IT OFF...
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IN YOUR BOOTS.
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ALL RIGHT, KERRY, LISTEN.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROTECT
MY FEELINGS.
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WHEN I WAS THE POPULAR ONE,
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I WENT TO MILLIONS
OF REALLY COOL PARTIES
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I NEVER EVEN TOLD YOU
ABOUT...
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...'CAUSE THEY
WERE REALLY LAME.
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HELLO?
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DAMIEN?
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SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
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SHUT UP!
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I HATE YOU!
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OKAY, SEE YOU THEN.
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DAMIEN?
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YES, THAT REALLY HOT NEW SENIOR
WITH THE HOMEMADE TATTOOS.
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WE HAD THIS SECRET DATE.
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HE IS SUCH
A GOOD KISSER...
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EXCEPT WHEN HIS TONGUE RING
CAUGHT ONE OF MY FILLINGS.
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WHAT ABOUT DONNY DOYLE?
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THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME THINK
OF DONNY.
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NOW I FEEL GUILTY.
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YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY.
HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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AND WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU'RE
TWO-TIMING HIM,
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YOU'RE GONNA WIND UP ALONE.
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HE'S IN MARYLAND.
HOW'S HE GONNA FIND THAT OUT?
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DAMIEN,
I TOLD YOU I'D MEET --
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IT'S DONNY!
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YOU HAVE REACHED
BRIDGET'S VOICE MAIL.
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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
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BEEP!
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BRIDGET, HE'S
NOT GONNA FALL --
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HE'S LEAVING A MESSAGE!
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OH, THAT WAS SO CLOSE!
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WHAT IF I'M NOT ALWAYS
THAT CLEVER?
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IT IS A HIGH LEVEL
TO MAINTAIN.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM SO GONNA GET CAUGHT.
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I HAVE TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN ONE OR THE OTHER.
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ONE OR THE OTHER WHAT?
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YEAH, BRIDG. WHAT?
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KERRY, IF YOU WANT TO
BORROW MY BOOTS,
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THEY'RE UPSTAIRS IN
THE BOX MARKED "SHUT UP."
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GOT IT.
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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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DAD, DID YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN TWO THINGS
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THAT YOU REALLY,
REALLY LIKED?
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INDEED, I DID.
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AS A YOUNG MAN ABOUT TO EMBARK
ON LIFE'S JOURNEY --
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HOW 'BOUT CliffsNotes?
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WELL, WHEN I GRADUATED COLLEGE,
I HAD TO MAKE A DECISION
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WHETHER I WAS GONNA GO TO LAW
SCHOOL AS I ALWAYS PLANNED
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OR BECOME A WRITER.
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WHICH DID YOU CHOOSE?
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ANYWAY, BRIDG, WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY IS, FOLLOW YOUR HEART.
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I FOLLOWED MY HEART,
AND I'VE NEVER LOOKED BACK.
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THAT'S YOUR ADVICE --
FOLLOW MY HEART?
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IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
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I'M ALWAYS SO LOGICAL.
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BRIDGET, THE DOYLES BROUGHT
THIS OVER FOR YOU.
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THEY MADE
DONNY A VIDEO LETTER,
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AND THEY LEFT SOME ROOM
AT THE END
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FOR A MESSAGE
FROM HIS SPECIAL GIRL.
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YOU.
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OH, RIGHT.
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SO, PAUL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT
YOU NEVER GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL.
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SHE ASKED
FOR THE CliffsNotes.
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ANYWAY, DONNY,
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IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA'S NOT
GONNA MAKE IT
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PAST THANKSGIVING.
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BUT ON THE UPSIDE,
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YOU'RE MOVING ON UP
TO THE ADULT TABLE.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW A VERY SPECIAL
MESSAGE TO DONNY
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FROM DONNY'S LITTLE SWEETHEART,
BRIDGET HENNESSY.
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PERHAPS THE FUTURE
MRS. DONNY DOYLE.
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OOH, DID I SAY THAT?
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OH, YOUR MOM.
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OKAY, HIT THE OFF BUTTON,
HONEY.
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MARY MAUREEN.
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IT'S --
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE.
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HEY, DONNY!
HOW'S NAVY COLLEGE?
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NOT MUCH GOING ON HERE
EXCEPT I GOT THESE NEW SANDALS.
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BUT THE FIRST TIME I WORE THEM,
THE STRAP TOTALLY BROKE OFF.
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WHEN I BROUGHT THEM BACK
FOR A REFUND,
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THEY'D ONLY GIVE ME
A STORE CREDIT.
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OH, AND I THINK
WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
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I UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT TO
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
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YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.
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GOOD LUCK AT WAR AND STUFF!
BYE!
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YIKES!
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DUDE, I'M SORRY.
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SO, CAN I CALL HER?
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HEY, CATE, LISTEN TO THIS.
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I CAME UP WITH A COUPLE
OF NAMES FOR THIS PRANKSTER.
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WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER --
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THE LONE EGGMAN...
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OR THE NEIGHBORHOODLUM?
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UM...WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOMETHING
LIKE THE OAKDALE VANDAL?
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THE OAKDALE VANDAL.
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WHO'S GONNA CRACK THE CASE --
THE HARDY BOYS?
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, PAUL.
THE LONE EGGMAN IS GOLD.
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FINE, I'LL JUST TRUST
MY OWN INSTINCTS.
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RORY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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NO, WHICH DO YOU
LIKE BETTER --
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THE NEIGHBORHOODLUM
OR THE LONE EGGMAN?
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GEE, DAD, BOTH REALLY
CAPTURE THE GUY.
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I KNOW.
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WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE
THE INJUSTICE FIGHTER
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OR THE RIGHTEOUS AVENGER
OR OPERATION...
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"YOU 10th GRADERS
PICKED ON THE WRONG GUY."
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THAT'S TOO MANY WORDS
FOR A HEADLINE.
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I'LL GET IT.
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HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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DONNY.
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WELL, COME IN.
WHAT IS IT?
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SOMETHING'S HAPPENED
AT SCHOOL.
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DONNY...
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DONNY...
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DONNY GOT A "B."
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OH, HERE COME THE WATERWORKS.
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YOU'RE THIS UPSET
OVER A "B"?
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WE DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND.
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WE STILL CARE
ABOUT OUR KIDS' GRADES.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, WE STILL CARE
ABOUT OUR --
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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SENT HIM
THAT BLASTED VIDEOTAPED LETTER.
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FRED THINKS SOMETHING ON IT
UPSET HIM.
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HE GOT THE TAPE.
HE FELL APART.
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MARY ELLEN, IT'S TIME
TO COME CLEAN.
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WHEN WE SANG
"CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN,"
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I SANG DONNY'S PART.
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IT WAS LIKE I WAS
RUBBING HIS NOSE IN IT.
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"YOU'RE GONE.
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I'M THE BIG BARITONE
AROUND HERE NOW, PAL."
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I'M NOTHING BUT A NO-GOOD
HARMONY-PART STEALER.
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FRED, I'M SURE STEALING A
HARMONY PART ISN'T THE PROBLEM.
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WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?
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WELL, BRIDGET BROKE UP WITH HIM
ON THAT VIDEOTAPE.
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OH, NO!
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I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW!
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YOUR DAUGHTER BROKE UP
WITH OUR DONNY...
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ON OUR VIDEOTAPE?
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YOU TOOK
DONNY'S HARMONY PART?
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YEAH?
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SEE THIS?
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LITTLE BRIDGIE'S
BEHIND DONNY'S DOWNFALL.
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YEAH, SHE ENCHANTED HIM
WITH HER FEMININE WILES
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AND FLAUNTED ALL HER WHATSITS
AND WHOSITS.
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WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
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NOW, NOW, NOW, FRED, WAIT!
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IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT.
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IN FACT, THERE MAY BE A SILVER
LINING TO THIS WHOLE MESS.
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EXACTLY. MAYBE NOW DONNY CAN
FOCUS ON HIS STUDIES AGAIN.
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YES, OR MAYBE, CATE,
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YOU'LL START SPENDING
A LITTLE MORE TIME AT HOME
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BEFORE KERRY TURNS INTO
A BOY-DESTROYING HUSSY
232
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LIKE HER SISTER.
233
00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:25,950
WHOA, THAT'S TOO LATE.
234
00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:29,533
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HUSSY?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH --
235
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:32,492
OH, I CAN'T DEFEND THAT.
236
00:10:32,492 --> 00:10:34,492
I TOLD YOU I'M GOING
TO THAT '60s PARTY.
237
00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:36,033
DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN?
238
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,658
BOLD MOVE THERE, PAUL.
239
00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:40,575
LET THE 10-YEAR-OLD DABBLE
IN THE SUMMER OF LOVE.
240
00:10:40,575 --> 00:10:42,033
I'M NOT 10!
241
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,617
KERRY, GO UPSTAIRS.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
242
00:10:44,617 --> 00:10:47,325
I AM SORRY ABOUT DONNY
AND BRIDGET,
243
00:10:47,325 --> 00:10:49,783
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN
YOU CAN INSULT MY FAMILY,
244
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:52,742
SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
245
00:10:52,742 --> 00:10:53,867
WELL, WE'RE GOING.
246
00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:56,575
BUT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY,
HENNESSY.
247
00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:57,950
MARK MY WORDS.
248
00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,283
THE EYES OF
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
249
00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:02,742
NO LONGER WILL LAND
UPON THIS HOUSE.
250
00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:04,033
OH, NO!
251
00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:05,700
HOW WILL WE EVER SURVIVE
252
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:08,242
WITHOUT PUDGY MIDDLE-AGED MEN
WITH WALKIE-TALKIES
253
00:11:08,242 --> 00:11:09,658
TO PROTECT US?
254
00:11:11,117 --> 00:11:14,158
IT'S TOO BAD DONNY AND BRIDGET
COULDN'T WORK IT OUT.
255
00:11:14,158 --> 00:11:15,867
HMM, YEAH.
256
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:17,867
THE DOYLES WILL PROBABLY
NEVER TALK TO US AGAIN.
257
00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:19,242
I KNOW.
258
00:11:19,242 --> 00:11:21,367
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BUY
BRIDGET SOMETHING.
259
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,825
WHAT WAS THAT?
260
00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:24,825
WHAT?
261
00:11:26,075 --> 00:11:28,242
THAT!
IT'S HIM. HE'S HERE!
262
00:11:28,242 --> 00:11:29,575
WHO? WHO?!
263
00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:30,825
THE MOTOWN DISTURBER.
264
00:11:31,742 --> 00:11:33,742
REALLY?
I THOUGHT THAT'S A KEEPER.
265
00:11:33,742 --> 00:11:35,075
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
266
00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:36,575
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
267
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,783
A TOILET BRUSH?
268
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,700
ARE YOU GONNA SCRUB HIM
TO DEATH?
269
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,742
WOULD YOU WANT TO BE TOUCHED
WITH THIS?
270
00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,158
OHH.
271
00:11:57,575 --> 00:11:59,283
OW, OW, OW!
272
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,825
OH! UGH!
273
00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:02,075
OW!
274
00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:04,700
YOU HAD ENOUGH?
HAD ENOUGH, PUNK, HUH?!
275
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:08,117
PLEASE, MR. HENNESSY.
MR. HENNESSY, I GIVE.
276
00:12:08,117 --> 00:12:09,867
W-WAIT.
277
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:10,908
OW.
278
00:12:10,908 --> 00:12:12,325
DONNY?!
279
00:12:12,325 --> 00:12:14,242
DONNY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
280
00:12:14,242 --> 00:12:15,700
I HAD TO SEE BRIDGET.
281
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,367
I NEED TO SEE HER.
I'M DESPERATE!
282
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,117
OH, MY GOD, MR. HENNESSY!
283
00:12:20,117 --> 00:12:22,783
YOU BEAT ME
WITH A TOILET BRUSH?!
284
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,117
WILL YOU STICK TO THE SUBJECT?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
285
00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:26,783
I HITCHHIKED
ALL THE WAY HERE.
286
00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:28,325
BUT TO SEE BRIDGET AGAIN,
287
00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:30,325
I WAS HAPPY TO RIDE IN THE BACK
OF THAT TRUCK
288
00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:31,908
WITH ALL THOSE PIGS.
289
00:12:33,075 --> 00:12:36,200
DID THAT COME FROM THE MASTER
BATH OR THE GIRLS' BATHROOM?
290
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,742
WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?!
291
00:12:37,742 --> 00:12:39,200
YOU'RE RIGHT.
292
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,242
ALL THAT MATTERS IS SEEING
BRIDGET AND WINNING HER BACK.
293
00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:44,283
SHE'S THE WHOLE REASON
I WENT AWOL.
294
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:45,075
AWO--
295
00:12:45,075 --> 00:12:48,742
DONNY, YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY.
THIS ISN'T JUST CUTTING CLASS.
296
00:12:48,742 --> 00:12:51,117
IT'S DESERTION.
THEY SHOOT PEOPLE FOR THAT.
297
00:12:51,117 --> 00:12:52,783
I DON'T CARE.
298
00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:55,700
I'D GLADLY FACE 1,000
FIRING SQUADS FOR BRIDGET.
299
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,783
YOU KNOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO
CALL YOUR PARENTS.
300
00:12:57,783 --> 00:12:59,825
DON'T DO THAT!
THEY'LL KILL ME!
301
00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:01,575
DONNY, LISTEN.
302
00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:03,450
EW, YOU GOT THAT PIG STINK.
303
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:08,450
I AM SERIOUS YOU HAVE TO GET
BACK TO YOUR DORM
304
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:11,033
BEFORE ANYONE NOTICES
YOU'VE GONE A-W-O-L.
305
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:13,658
SIR, I KNOW I CAN MAKE
BRIDGET LOVE ME.
306
00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:16,408
THEN AGAIN, A LONG STRETCH IN
THE BRIG MIGHT DO YOU SOME GOOD.
307
00:13:16,408 --> 00:13:19,783
CATE, HE'S NOT LISTENING.
OH, FORGET IT.
308
00:13:19,783 --> 00:13:21,658
I'LL WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE OFF
THE PHONE WITH THE DOYLES.
309
00:13:21,658 --> 00:13:24,575
THEY WON'T EVEN NOTICE.
THEY'RE ON ANOTHER CRYING JAG.
310
00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:27,492
I TOLD THEM
ABOUT THE PIG TRUCK.
311
00:13:27,492 --> 00:13:31,867
WHERE DO KIDS GET THIS IDEA THAT
THEY'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER?
312
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:34,242
PAUL, HE'S YOUNG
AND HOPELESSLY IN LOVE.
313
00:13:34,242 --> 00:13:36,283
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
WHAT THAT WAS LIKE?
314
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,367
NO. DO YOU?
315
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,158
NO.
BUT YOU PRETEND.
316
00:13:39,158 --> 00:13:40,283
RIGHT, RIGHT.
317
00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:48,117
OKAY, DONNY...
318
00:13:48,117 --> 00:13:51,450
YOU AND BRIDGET ARE OBVIOUSLY
MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
319
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:55,867
BUT IF YOU OBSESS ABOUT HER
AND BREAK INTO HER HOME,
320
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:57,617
SHE COULD TAKE IT
THE WRONG WAY.
321
00:13:57,617 --> 00:13:59,992
YOU KNOW WOMEN,
HOW THEY ARE.
322
00:13:59,992 --> 00:14:01,950
SO YOU'RE SAYING
IF SHE SEES ME HERE,
323
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,783
SHE MIGHT THINK I'M A
LITTLE PATHETIC AND NEEDY?
324
00:14:03,783 --> 00:14:07,575
NO, I'M SAYING THAT SHE,
ALONG WITH MOST COURTS,
325
00:14:07,575 --> 00:14:09,783
WILL THINK YOU'RE A STALKER.
326
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:12,158
OH, I GOT TO GET BACK
TO ANNAPOLIS.
327
00:14:12,158 --> 00:14:14,700
YOU KNOW,
THAT TOILET-BRUSH WHIPPING
328
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,783
MIGHT BE THE BEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
329
00:14:17,783 --> 00:14:19,617
THANKS, MR. HENNESSY.
330
00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:20,825
YOU BETCHA.
331
00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:22,992
DONNY, YOUR PARENTS
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
332
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:23,867
OH, NO!
333
00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:27,617
GEE, PAUL.
YOU REALLY PUMMELED HIM.
334
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,825
I FEEL BAD.
335
00:14:30,825 --> 00:14:33,950
STOP GLOATING.
336
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,283
HE DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK.
337
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:37,075
NOT AFTER THE ASS-WHIPPING
I DISHED OUT.
338
00:14:39,492 --> 00:14:41,992
DONNY?
339
00:14:41,992 --> 00:14:44,325
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
340
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:48,617
I AM NOT A STALKER...
OR PATHETIC OR NEEDY.
341
00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:50,742
YOU SMELL LIKE A PIG.
342
00:14:50,742 --> 00:14:52,492
Y-YEAH, LONG STORY.
343
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,825
BRIDGET, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN BED!
344
00:14:54,825 --> 00:14:57,117
I WAS STUDYING.
345
00:14:57,117 --> 00:14:58,908
WITHOUT BOOKS?
346
00:14:58,908 --> 00:15:00,367
EVER HEAR OF THE INTERNET?
347
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,867
THE COMPUTER'S HERE,
AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A LAPTOP.
348
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,992
AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
349
00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:06,242
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
350
00:15:06,242 --> 00:15:08,450
BEFORE BRIDGET ENDS UP
WITH A FREE LAPTOP,
351
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,283
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOW DONNY
WHERE WE KEEP THE ANTISEPTIC.
352
00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:18,533
ALL RIGHT, WHERE IS HE?
353
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:20,908
NOW, FRED,
YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
354
00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:22,742
OUR BOY'S GONE AWOL!
355
00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:24,950
OH, SOMEBODY'S IN
FOR A SPANKING!
356
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,117
FRED, FRED!
WHAT?
357
00:15:26,117 --> 00:15:27,742
YOU WANT TO CINCH THAT?
358
00:15:31,075 --> 00:15:33,742
YOU WERE IN A FIGHT
WITH MY DAD?
359
00:15:33,742 --> 00:15:36,075
IT WASN'T SO MUCH A FIGHT
AS A...
360
00:15:36,075 --> 00:15:37,200
THAT IS SO COOL.
361
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,117
...BATTLE TO THE DEATH.
362
00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,075
AFTER DONNY AND I
HAD OUR LITTLE CHAT,
363
00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:49,200
I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GOING BACK
TO THE NAVAL ACADEMY.
364
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,700
MOM, DAD, I'M DROPPING OUT
OF THE NAVAL ACADEMY.
365
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,867
YOU'RE WHAT?!
366
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,658
BRIDGET CHANGED HER MIND.
SHE'S TAKING ME BACK.
367
00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:55,242
DADDY, LOOK AT HIM.
368
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:59,575
HE'S JUST SO EDWARD NORTON
IN "FIGHT CLUB" RIGHT NOW.
369
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:01,992
DONNY, YOU CAN'T THROW
EVERYTHING AWAY
370
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:04,283
FOR SOME GIRL WHO'S NOT EVEN
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!
371
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:09,158
IS IT YOUR LIFE'S MISSION
TO DESTROY ME?!
372
00:16:09,158 --> 00:16:10,367
ROBE!
373
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,908
YEAH.
374
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,867
BRIDGET'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO DATE DONNY.
375
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:20,158
WELL, DONNY'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO DATE BRIDGET!
376
00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:24,075
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE
TO LAW SCHOOL.
377
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:25,575
DAD!
378
00:16:25,575 --> 00:16:28,533
NO, HONEY.
I'M FINE, THANKS.
379
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,367
WHAT IS IT, KERRY?
380
00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:33,075
HERE WE ARE ANOTHER MORNING,
TALKING ABOUT BRIDGET.
381
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,617
OH, HONEY.
I KNOW THAT'S HARD.
382
00:16:34,617 --> 00:16:36,367
NO, NO.
SHE DESERVES THE ATTENTION.
383
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,783
AFTER ALL, SHE DOES HAVE
TWO BOYFRIENDS RIGHT NOW.
384
00:16:38,783 --> 00:16:40,367
YOU GUYS THINK I CARE
385
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,950
THAT NOBODY NOTICED I SNUCK OUT
AND STAYED OUT PAST CURFEW?
386
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:45,408
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
BACK UP A SECOND.
387
00:16:45,408 --> 00:16:48,700
OKAY, IT WAS JUST A FEW MINUTES
PAST CURFEW.
388
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,867
NOT THAT.
BRIDGET HAS TWO BOYFRIENDS?
389
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:54,283
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN ME!
390
00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:56,867
HONEY, OF COURSE WE'RE
INTERESTED IN YOU.
391
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,075
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
ABOUT BRIDGET?
392
00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:01,158
AND WHAT ABOUT
THIS OTHER BOYFRIEND?
393
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:03,242
KERRY?
WAIT, KERRY!
394
00:17:03,242 --> 00:17:07,325
WE ARE REALLY UPSET WITH YOU!
YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
395
00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:10,867
AH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
396
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,492
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
397
00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:14,908
DONNY DROPS OUT OF SCHOOL
TO BE WITH BRIDGET,
398
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,283
AND SHE'S TWO-TIMING HIM.
399
00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:17,325
WE HAVE TO TALK TO HER.
400
00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:19,158
DAMN RIGHT WE'RE GONNA
TALK TO HER.
401
00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:21,367
YOU NOTICE WE NEVER HAVE
PROBLEMS LIKE THIS WITH THE BOY.
402
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,450
BYE, DAD.
403
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:24,617
SEE YOU, SON.
404
00:17:24,617 --> 00:17:26,283
BYE, HONEY.
405
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:28,325
YEAH?
406
00:17:28,325 --> 00:17:31,450
BRIDGET, YOU'RE GOING OUT
WITH DONNY,
407
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,533
AND YOU HAVE
ANOTHER BOYFRIEND?
408
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,533
ISN'T THAT FUNNY
HOW EVERYTHING JUST WORKED OUT?
409
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:38,033
DO YOU REALIZE THAT
DONNY'S GIVEN UP HIS DREAM
410
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:40,992
OF BEING IN THE NAVY TO COME
HERE AND BE WITH YOU?
411
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:43,950
MEANWHILE, TOMORROW YOU COULD
JUST DECIDE TO DUMP HIM.
412
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:45,700
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK
I'M THAT FICKLE!
413
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,283
YOU DID DUMP HIM YESTERDAY.
414
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,533
THAT IS SO LIKE YOU
TO DREDGE UP THE PAST.
415
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,492
THE ONLY REASON I BROKE UP
WITH HIM
416
00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:53,742
IS BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME
TO FOLLOW MY HEART.
417
00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:55,492
WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT LAW SCHOOL!
418
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,992
CATE, YOU'RE HERE.
GOOD.
419
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,033
DADDY THINKS I'M FICKLE.
420
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:02,075
OH, SWEETHEART...
YOU ARE FICKLE.
421
00:18:02,075 --> 00:18:04,283
GANG UP ON ME.
WHAT IS THIS -- AN INTERVENTION?
422
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,492
BRIDGET...
423
00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:07,617
YOU CANNOT DO THIS
TO DONNY.
424
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:09,908
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE WRONG?
CATE, TELL HER.
425
00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:12,075
WE'VE ALREADY TALKED TO HER.
SHE'S A BIG GIRL.
426
00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:13,908
SHE'S GONNA DO
WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO.
427
00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:15,783
JUST STOP WORRYING.
428
00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:17,158
NOW THAT I'M GOING OUT
WITH DONNY,
429
00:18:17,158 --> 00:18:18,825
I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF
WITH DAMIEN.
430
00:18:18,825 --> 00:18:21,575
IF THAT'S YOUR FINAL DECISION,
I'LL JUST WAIT FIVE MINUTES.
431
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,617
BRIDG, DONNY IS RISKING
EVERYTHING FOR YOU,
432
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,825
AND YOU KIND OF LIKE HIM.
433
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:30,283
YOU GOT TO LET HIM GO.
434
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:33,908
WOULD IT KILL YOU FOR ONCE IN
YOUR LIFE TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAD?
435
00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:36,283
I'M LISTENING.
I AM LISTENING.
436
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,450
IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND,
I HAVE A DATE WITH DONNY,
437
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,033
AND THIS SKIRT
IS WAY TOO LONG.
438
00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:43,200
OH, BRIDGET.
439
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,325
THAT'S HIM.
440
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,950
BRIDGET!
441
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:49,408
BRIDGET WILL BE RIGHT DOWN.
442
00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:51,242
THANKS.
443
00:18:53,242 --> 00:18:55,117
SO, HAVE YOU DECIDED?
444
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,242
DECIDED WHAT?
445
00:18:56,242 --> 00:18:57,658
HANGING OR FIRING SQUAD?
446
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,033
RORY!
447
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:00,200
I'D GO FOR HANGING --
448
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,867
BREAKS THE NECK,
YOU DON'T FEEL A THING.
449
00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:04,575
GET OUT! GET OUT!
450
00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:06,325
HEY, BRIDGET.
451
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:07,950
HEY, DONNY.
452
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,658
GOSH,
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
453
00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:11,075
THANKS.
454
00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:13,158
I'M SO GLAD I DASHED
MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS FOR YOU.
455
00:19:13,158 --> 00:19:15,033
OH, MY GOD.
456
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,117
ARE YOU OKAY,
MR. HENNESSY?
I'M FINE.
YOU HAVE FUN.
457
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,450
I HAVE A GREAT NIGHT
PLANNED.
458
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,033
COOL.
459
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:33,283
ACTUALLY, DONNY,
I CAN'T DO THIS.
460
00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:34,450
DO WHAT?
461
00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,658
YOU KNOW, QUITTING NAVY COLLEGE
AND RISKING HANGING
462
00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:41,992
IS, LIKE, THE SWEETEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME.
463
00:19:41,992 --> 00:19:43,992
THANKS.
464
00:19:43,992 --> 00:19:46,117
BUT I'D HATE TO SEE YOU RISK
YOUR WHOLE FUTURE
465
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,117
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY
OVER ME.
466
00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,325
I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND IT.
467
00:19:50,325 --> 00:19:52,492
BUT...
468
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:56,950
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS.
I MAY NOT BE WORTH IT.
469
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,158
BRIDGET, YOU ARE --
470
00:19:58,158 --> 00:20:00,617
NO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
MY MIND'S MADE UP.
471
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,075
DONNY, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
TO SCHOOL, OKAY?
472
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:05,117
HERE'S YOUR PIN.
473
00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:20,992
OH, YOU BACK SO SOON?
474
00:20:20,992 --> 00:20:23,325
YOU WERE LISTENING.
475
00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:25,867
NO, I WAS NOT LISTENING!
476
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:28,242
AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
477
00:20:28,242 --> 00:20:30,950
THAT WAS A TREMENDOUS SACRIFICE
YOU MADE, BRIDGET.
478
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,492
IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU, DAD.
479
00:20:33,492 --> 00:20:34,992
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO BE
SELFISH
480
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:37,158
BECAUSE I COULD BE RUINING
HIS FUTURE.
481
00:20:37,158 --> 00:20:38,242
WOW, YOU LISTENED!
482
00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,533
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH
THIS MEANS TO ME.
483
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:42,950
BESIDES, WHEN HE GOT ALL CLEANED
UP AND THE BRISTLE MARKS FADED,
484
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:43,950
HE LOST HALF HIS HOTNESS.
485
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,367
STOP RIGHT THERE.
YOU LISTENED TO YOUR DAD.
486
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,033
NOW HE'S NOT EVEN NEARLY
AS HOT AS DAMIEN.
487
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:50,158
NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH!
YOU LISTENED!
488
00:20:51,992 --> 00:20:53,533
YOU LISTENED.
NO TAKING IT BACK.
489
00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,158
YOU LISTENED!
490
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,783
Paul: HELLO!
ANYBODY OUT THERE?
491
00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:04,242
WE'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER...
492
00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:05,533
AGAIN!
493
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:10,283
HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY GO
THROUGH A 20-PACK IN TWO DAYS?
494
00:21:10,283 --> 00:21:13,242
IS ANYONE OUT THERE?
PLEASE?
495
00:21:22,242 --> 00:21:25,617
ALL RIGHT, I HOPE EVERYBODY
READ MY COLUMN!
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