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OKAY, YOUR SISTER'S GONE.
THE KIDS ARE ALL UPSTAIRS.
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SO THE PREGNANCY TEST
IS YOURS?
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YEAH...
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I TOOK THE TEST,
AND IT WAS NEGATIVE.
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OH, YOU GOT ME SO EXCITED,
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THINKING I WAS GONNA BE
A FATHER AGAIN.
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THEN MY BODY STILL
DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT,
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SO I REARRANGED
THE FURNITURE.
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OH, YEAH, IT LOOKS NICE.
I LIKE THIS FLOW YOU GOT.
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PAUL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I TOOK IT AGAIN,
AND IT WAS POSITIVE.
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WHAT?!
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!
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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
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YOU SEE, PAUL, A MAN
AND A WOMAN FALL IN LOVE,
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AND AT SOME POINT --
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I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS.
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HONEY, LISTEN...
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IF YOUR BODY'S GOING
THROUGH WEIRD THINGS,
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MAYBE IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH MEN-- MEN--
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MANY DIFFERENT THINGS,
MY CHILD BRIDE.
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CATE, IT'S JUST THAT I'M
TRYING TO WRITE MY BOOK,
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AND THE COLUMN
ISN'T CATCHING FIRE,
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AND IT'S JUST REALLY
A BAD TIME RIGHT NOW
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FOR ME TO HAVE A BABY.
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OH.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT
IF I CARRIED IT FOR YOU?
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THIS IS THE WORST THING
IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
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BRIDGET, YOU SHOULDN'T
BE EAVESDROPPING.
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SO YOUR MOTHER
MAY BE PREGNANT --
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THERE IT IS --
highschoolscandal.com.
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"BRIDGET HENNESSY
IS SO FIVE MINUTES AGO"?
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OH, MY GOD!
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COME ON, BRIDGET, YOU DON'T
READ THIS STUPID STUFF.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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AND IT SAYS,
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"LOOK AT HER SISTER.
SHE'S SO RIGHT NOW"?
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IT DOES?!
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO --
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WAIT A MINUTE.
MOM, YOU'RE PREGNANT?
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MOM, YOU'RE PREGNANT?
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WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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KERRY'S POPULAR!
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MOM'S PREGNANT?
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I'M TOO YOUNG
TO BE A GRANDSISTER!
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WOW, I MUST BE, LIKE,
SUPER SMART.
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HELLO!
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KIDS, YOUR MOTHER AND I
NEED TO DISCUSS --
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OUR MOTHER AND YOU
HAVE DONE ENOUGH.
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FAMILY MEETING!
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YOU CAN'T CALL --
WAIT A MINUTE.
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HOW COME EACH TIME I CALL
A FAMILY ME--
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FINE, GO AHEAD.
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ALL RIGHT,
THIS MEETING IS IN ORDER.
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HAVE YOU NO SELF-CONTROL?!
CAN'T YOU KEEP IT ZIPPED?!
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HEY!
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YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO
ARE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX.
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HEY!
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME
HOME AND SAID I WAS PREGNANT?
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IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT,
AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY.
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STOP IT!
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PAUL, YOU HAD TO GET HIM
A GUITAR.
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YOU WANT
THE MONKEY BACK?
NO.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOTHER
MAY BE PREGNANT.
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I'M 17. WHEN THE BABY'S MY AGE,
I'LL BE...
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DANCING AROUND A POLE?
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UNPOPULAR
AND A PREGNANT MOTHER.
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MY LIFE IS SO OVER!
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DONNY?
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HANG UP.
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HANG UP!
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DONNY, I HAVE TO GO.
MY DAD GOT MY MOM IN TROUBLE.
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NO!
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YOU HANG UP FIRST.
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NO, YOU! YOU!
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OKAY.
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WE'LL COUNT TO THREE
AND HANG UP TOGETHER.
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST!
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THAT'S IT.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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DONNY, GOODBYE!
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NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST.
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NO -- WHAT AM I DOING?
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CAN WE FOCUS PLEASE?
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YOUR MOTHER IS NOT
NECESSARILY PREGNANT.
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AND I'M NOT NECESSARILY
NOT PREGNANT.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT,
YOUR BREASTS GET BIGGER.
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KYLE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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I CAME BY TO SEE KERRY.
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FIRST BRIDGET, NOW KERRY?
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KYLE, WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS
WITH MY DAUGHTERS?
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I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT!
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YOU'RE THE FATHER!
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COME HERE, COME HERE,
COME HERE.
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OKAY, NOT BY THE BELT!
I'M GOING COMMANDO!
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FRED, MARY ELLEN!
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AYE, ME BUCKO!
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WE JUST WANTED TO BRING
A BUNDT CAKE OVER NOW THAT --
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WHAT, WITH DONNY AND BRIDGET
GOING STEADY,
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WE'RE PRACTICALLY...
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PEOPLE WHO LIVE
ACROSS THE STREET!
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MRS. HENNESSY'S PREGNANT.
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MIGHT BE.
I MIGHT BE.
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WHAT?
A HENNESSY BUNDT IN THE OVEN?
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I SWEAR IT'S LIKE LIVING
WITH DICK CAVETT.
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SOME GUYS HAVE
ALL THE LUCK!
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OH, DEAR!
OH, DEAR!
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Fred:
CAKE'S ON THE PORCH!
THANK YOU.
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MAY I SAY SOMETHING?
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YOU MIGHT TRY SAYING NO
ONCE IN A BLUE MOON, MISSY.
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LOOK, I AM GOING TO GET
A DEFINITIVE TEST
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AT THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW.
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KERRY,
ARE THOSE MY EARRINGS?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THEY ARE MY EARRINGS!
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OKAY, FIRST YOU STEAL
MY POPULARITY,
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AND THEN MY EARRINGS?
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YOU FORGOT
ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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AAH!
CHICK FIGHT!
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PAUL!
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DO YOU WANT TO ADD
TO THIS BROOD?
ME?!
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THAT'S IT! GET UP! GET UP!
GET UP ON THIS COUCH!
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YOU STOP IT!
STOP IT!
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YOU BROKE MY EARRING!
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STOP FIGHTING OR I'M GONNA
TURN THIS CAR RIGHT AROUND!
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PAUL, WE'RE
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
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IT'S A SAYING.
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IT'S A SAYING
IN A CAR.
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HEMINGWAY SAID IT
ALL THE TIME.
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NO, HE DIDN'T.
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WE AGREED NOT TO MAKE ME LOOK
STUPID IN FRONT OF THE KIDS.
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THIS IS A MADHOUSE.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING A BABY
INTO THIS MADHOUSE?
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GOOD MORNING.
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I SAID, "GOOD MORNING."
WHAT'S WRONG?
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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I SAY I MAY BE PREGNANT, AND YOU
SAY, "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?"
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BUT I JUST LOST MY BABY WEIGHT
FROM THE LAST ONE.
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HEY, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.
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IT WENT
A LITTLE SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS.
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YOU GOT TO GET A NEW VOICE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M SURPRISING MOM
WITH BREAKFAST IN BED.
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AND I MADE HER A CARD.
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"AND I MADE HER A CARD."
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YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL --
MY LITTLE SISTER, RORY.
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HEY, SHE SEEMED PRETTY
TICKED OFF LAST NIGHT.
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I'M JUST SAVING MY BUTT.
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OH.
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NO, HEY, HEY! NO!
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SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
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Cate and Paul: AAH!
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All: AAH!
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BRIDGET, WOULD YOU
PLEASE PASS THE MILK?
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YOU DON'T DESERVE MILK.
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YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED.
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IT'S 7:00 IN THE MORNING.
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I THOUGHT YOU
COULDN'T DO ANYTHING
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UNTIL YOU HAD
YOUR FIRST CUP OF COFFEE.
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YEAH, THERE'S
ALREADY ONE BABY.
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WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO,
MAKE TWINS?
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YEAH, THAT'S
HOW IT HAPPENS.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
KNOCK IT OFF.
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I AM SORRY THAT YOU
WALKED IN ON US.
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BUT YOU ARE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO ACCEPT THE FACT
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THAT YOUR FATHER AND I
ARE SEXUAL BEINGS.
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EW!
EW!
EW!
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COME ON, KIDS,
KNOCK IT OFF!
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DON'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER'S
GOING THROUGH A PREGNANCY SCARE?
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OH, SO NOW
IT'S A SCARE?
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WHICH APPARENTLY
I'M GOING THROUGH ALONE!
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YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING.
YOU ARE TOTALLY SELF-CENTERED.
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UNBELIEVABLE!
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GOODBYE!
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LOOKS LIKE WE WON'T BE WALKING
IN ON YOU TWO ANYTIME SOON.
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BRIDGET.
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HEY, BRIDGET.
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IT'S, UH -- IT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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THERE'S JUST A LOT
OF SOCIETAL PRESSURE ON ME
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TO BE ALL OVER
YOUR SISTER.
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I DON'T HAVE
ANY TIME TO CONVO.
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I HAVE TO CALL MY OLDER
BOYFRIEND WHO'S IN COLLEGE!
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HI, IS MIDSHIPMAN
DONNY DOYLE THERE?
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DONNY!
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BRIDGET!
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DONNY...
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YOU MISS ME, DON'T YOU?
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OF COURSE I DO.
I CAN'T GET MY MIND OFF YOU.
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IN FACT, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
YOU SO MUCH DURING CHESS CLUB,
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I OPENED UP WITH
A POLISH GAMBIT ACCEPTED,
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WHEN I SHOULD HAVE OPENED UP
WITH A POLISH GAMBIT DENIED.
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I MEAN, DUH!
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CHESS CLUB?
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DONNY, YOU'RE COOL
AT NAVY COLLEGE, AREN'T YOU?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
I AM WAY COOL.
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Man: HEY, DOYLE'S
GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
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HA HA HA!
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SHUT UP!
YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
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BRIDGET, I GOT TO GO.
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THE NEW KID.
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THE NEW KID.
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THE NEW KID.
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MMM, PUDDING.
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THIS PUDDING SUCKS.
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THIS PUDDING SUCKS.
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HEY.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
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I HAVE A BOYFRIEND ALREADY,
HE'S IN NAVY COLLEGE,
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AND HE CAN DO
THE POLISH GAMBIT.
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I WAS GONNA SAY,
"PASS THE SALT."
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PUDDING, MMM.
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SOMETIMES...
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ALL YOU NEED
IS A LITTLE SPICE.
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THAT'S DEEP.
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NO.
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NO, IT'S WIDE.
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IF I WENT DEEP...
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YOU COULDN'T FIND ME.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M BRIDGET.
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DAMIEN.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
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I'M KIND OF AN OUTCAST
RIGHT NOW.
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I'M THINKING ABOUT BUYING
A MOTORCYCLE.
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HENNESSY!
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JUST THE MAN I WANT TO SEE.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TURN --
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TOMMY, I'M HAVING A BAD DAY.
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OH, POOR ME.
YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?
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I'M ON SEXUAL HARASSMENT
PROBATION THANKS TO --
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WHAT'S HER NAME? --
BOOBS IN RECEPTION.
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LISTEN...
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HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO TURN 500 BUCKS
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INTO $3,000
BY MONDAY MORNING?
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IT'S GUARANTEED.
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TOMMY, NO.
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WHAT'S WRONG, PAL?
237
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OH, HEY, PAUL!
238
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FRED!
239
00:12:41,342 --> 00:12:45,258
HEY, THE RECEPTIONIST WITH
THE BIG FRONT PORCH SENT ME UP.
240
00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:47,008
SAY, YOU LOOK LIKE
A SMART FELLA.
241
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TURN --
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TOMMY.
OKAY.
243
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SIT DOWN, FRED.
244
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IS THERE ANY SPECIAL REASON
YOU'RE DROPPING BY?
245
00:12:53,383 --> 00:12:55,883
WELL, I KIND OF READ BETWEEN
THE LINES LAST NIGHT
246
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:58,092
WHEN YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR
IN OUR FACES.
247
00:12:58,092 --> 00:12:59,217
I'M SORRY, FRED.
248
00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:00,467
NO PROBLEM.
249
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:03,758
I KIND OF SENSED YOUR STRESS,
WHAT WITH YOU AND CATE
250
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:06,633
AND YOUR IMPENDING
FATHERHOOD POTENTIALITY.
251
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,133
NOTHING'S FOR SURE.
252
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,383
NO, I PICKED UP
ON THAT, TOO.
253
00:13:10,383 --> 00:13:12,383
FRED, I DON'T REALLY NEED --
254
00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:15,342
ME AND MARY ELLEN,
WE CAN'T HAVE KIDS OF OUR OWN.
255
00:13:15,342 --> 00:13:18,842
OH, I HAD NO IDEA.
ALL YOUR KIDS ARE ADOPTED?
256
00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:20,133
YEAH, YEAH.
257
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,258
WE, UH...
258
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,342
We think Donny's a Kennedy.
259
00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:26,467
I JUST CAME DOWN TO TELL YOU
260
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,133
THAT I THINK
YOU'RE A GOOD FATHER.
261
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,550
YEAH, I SEEN YOU.
262
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,383
AND BESIDES, YOU'RE NOT
IN THIS ALONE, YOU KNOW.
263
00:13:32,383 --> 00:13:34,467
YOU AND CATE
ARE IN IT TOGETHER.
264
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,425
TWO PEAS IN A POD,
AS IT WERE.
265
00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:38,925
LISTEN, I BETTER
SHOVE OFF, BOY-O.
266
00:13:38,925 --> 00:13:40,675
UH, OH, YEAH.
267
00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:42,342
UH, IF YOU'RE FINISHED
WITH THE CAKE,
268
00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:44,300
MARY ELLEN WOULD LIKE
THE PAN BACK.
269
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,550
OH, MY GOD.
270
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:49,342
CATE AND I
ARE IN THIS TOGETHER,
271
00:13:49,342 --> 00:13:52,467
AND I'VE ONLY BEEN THINKING
ABOUT MYSELF --
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00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:55,008
MY CAREER, MY STUPID BOOK,
MY FINANCES.
273
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:58,967
I FEEL AS IF I'VE LET HER DOWN.
THAT'S NOT WHAT A HUSBAND DOES.
274
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:02,258
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
YOU AND I ARE TERRIFIC HUSBANDS.
275
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,467
HEY, WANT TO GET DRUNK?
276
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,467
COME ON!
277
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,967
YOU, ME, AND CARLA.
278
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,717
WHO?
JUGS IN RECEPTION.
279
00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:10,508
BUT YOU GOT TO ASK HER.
280
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,300
OKAY, STOP IT.
281
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,092
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT,
MR. MOM-STILL-CUTS-MY-HAIR?
282
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,883
AND YOU,
NOSE-JOB-OVER-THE-SUMMER?
283
00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:47,550
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED,
284
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,842
GIRL-WHO-FARTED-DURING-CRUNCHES-
IN-GYM-CLASS.
285
00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:59,467
I AM SO EMBARRASSED.
286
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:03,383
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THE HANG
OF THESE HEELS OR POPULARITY.
287
00:15:03,383 --> 00:15:06,300
OH, COME ON, STOP IT.
HERE, JUST TAKE MY SHOES.
288
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,592
THEY'RE TOO BIG.
289
00:15:07,592 --> 00:15:08,592
THANKS.
290
00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:10,508
JUST TAKE THEM -- SERIOUSLY.
291
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:13,258
SHUFFLING IS SEXIER
THAN FALLING.
292
00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:16,050
BRIDG, WHY ARE YOU
BEING NICE TO ME?
293
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,175
I DON'T KNOW.
294
00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:18,925
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY SISTER...
295
00:15:18,925 --> 00:15:22,967
AND YOU'RE
THE ONLY SISTER I'LL EVER HAVE.
296
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:25,008
HOW MANY TIMES
HAS MOM SAID THAT TO US?
297
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,050
MOM.
MOM.
298
00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:31,550
MOM'S GONNA NEED
A NEW CATCHPHRASE.
299
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,217
WE MAY HAVE A BABY SISTER.
300
00:15:33,217 --> 00:15:36,050
YEAH, MAYBE YOU GUYS
CAN SHARE SHOES.
301
00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,717
THIS IS REALLY
BIG FOR HER.
302
00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:39,967
I KNOW.
303
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,217
AND ALL WE'VE BEEN DOING
IS THINKING ABOUT OURSELVES.
304
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:43,383
WE WERE REALLY MEAN.
305
00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:45,717
HOW COULD WE BE SO SELFISH?
306
00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:47,717
I BLAME MOM.
307
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,342
MOM.
MOM.
308
00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:01,633
YOO-HOO, CATE!
309
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,967
MARY ELLEN!
310
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,717
YOU'RE HERE...
VOLUNTEERING...
311
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,925
ON MY DAY.
312
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,592
OH, PISHTOSH.
313
00:16:09,592 --> 00:16:13,258
NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE
STRESSED ABOUT THIS BABY THING.
314
00:16:13,258 --> 00:16:15,092
A LITTLE.
315
00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:18,050
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE
A MOTHER AGAIN.
316
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,675
I'VE BEEN SO UPSET
WITH MY FAMILY,
317
00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:23,175
I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD TIME
TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I WANT.
318
00:16:23,175 --> 00:16:25,258
I JUST GOT MY CAREER BACK.
319
00:16:25,258 --> 00:16:27,925
PAUL IS NOT
IN THE BEST PLACE, AND...
320
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:31,717
BUT YOU KNOW,
I MISS THEM WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE.
321
00:16:31,717 --> 00:16:33,258
I DON'T KNOW.
322
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,425
HEY, CATE...
323
00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:37,217
THE LAB CALLED,
AND YOUR PEE'S ON DECK.
324
00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:38,217
OH, GOD.
325
00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:39,217
YOU KNOW,
326
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,425
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I COULD
HANDLE MORE THAN ONE --
327
00:16:41,425 --> 00:16:42,383
MARY ELLEN, I REALLY --
328
00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:43,383
AND THEN, BEFORE WE KNEW IT,
329
00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:46,633
WE HAD FIVE WHEN
WE ADOPTED MARY MAUREEN.
330
00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:48,883
AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I LOVE THEM ALL.
331
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:52,133
AND I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
THAT SOMEHOW IT WORKS OUT.
332
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:55,217
I DIDN'T KNOW LITTLE
MARY MAUREEN WAS ADOPTED.
333
00:16:55,217 --> 00:16:57,092
OH, YES.
THEY'RE ALL ADOPTED.
334
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:58,133
OH.
335
00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:01,383
FRED --
INSANITY IN THE FAMILY.
336
00:17:04,217 --> 00:17:05,550
YOU KNOW,
I REALLY DO --
337
00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,425
CATE, WHAT I'M
TRYING TO SAY IS,
338
00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:12,717
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OKEYDOKEY.
339
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:16,425
WELL, I'VE BOTHERED
YOU ENOUGH.
340
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:19,758
MARY ELLEN.
HMM?
341
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,883
WOULD YOU WAIT WITH ME?
342
00:17:22,883 --> 00:17:25,050
SURE.
343
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,717
OH, MAN.
344
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:35,800
ARE YOU FINISHED
WITH MY CAKE PAN?
345
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:43,008
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
FAMILY MEETING.
346
00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:47,758
ON THE COUCH RIGHT NOW.
347
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:50,508
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
348
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:53,967
YOUR MOTHER IS THE MOST
WONDERFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET.
349
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:56,342
SHE KILLS HERSELF
FOR THIS FAMILY.
350
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,133
SHE IS THE SALT
OF THE EARTH.
351
00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:01,133
OH, SALT.
352
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:03,133
AND ALL OF US --
353
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:08,342
AND ALL OF US HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE
TO HER THESE PAST 24 HOURS.
354
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:09,675
WE KNOW, DAD.
YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
355
00:18:09,675 --> 00:18:13,133
SO I WAS THINK-- I'M RIGHT?
YOU NEVER SAY I'M RIGHT.
356
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,633
SO, ANYWAY,
I GOT HER THESE PRESENTS.
357
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,175
BRIDG, YOU'RE THE CHOCOLATES.
358
00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:20,217
YOU'RE THE TEDDY BEAR.
359
00:18:20,217 --> 00:18:23,092
YOU'RE THE PENCIL
WITH THE FUZZY ERASER.
360
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:27,217
WHAT?
361
00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:29,342
GEE, DAD, YOU MUST HAVE
GATHERED ALL THE CHANGE
362
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,675
FROM UNDER THE CAR SEATS
FOR THIS STUFF.
363
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,592
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M GIVING HER THE BIG ONE.
364
00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:35,842
EW!
EW!
EW!
365
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,550
IT'S A GIRAFFE!
366
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,467
DON'T NAME IT!
367
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,967
A GIRAFFE!
368
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:50,217
OH.
369
00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:51,383
HI, GUYS.
370
00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:54,508
WE ARE SO SORRY.
371
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,342
HI. HI, HONEYS.
372
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:58,300
MOM, WE REALLY WANT YOU
TO HAVE THIS BABY.
373
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,967
YEAH, SO LONG
AS IT'S NOT A BOY.
374
00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:01,300
THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU.
375
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,675
WE'LL DO EVERYTHING
WE CAN TO HELP.
376
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,217
WE'LL BABYSIT IT,
WE'LL CHANGE IT.
377
00:19:04,217 --> 00:19:06,550
HELLO, FRENCH MANICURE.
I AIN'T CHANGING IT.
378
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:07,758
WHY DO I ALWAYS
HAVE TO DO --
379
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:09,217
NOW, GIRLS, GIRLS.
380
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:13,092
MOM, I FELT BAD ABOUT THIS
MORNING, SO I WROTE YOU A SONG.
381
00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:23,717
OH, RORY, RORY, RORY.
382
00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:26,008
HONEY, THAT'S SO SWEET.
383
00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:27,217
THANK YOU.
384
00:19:27,217 --> 00:19:29,133
THANKS TO ALL MY KIDS.
385
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:32,842
I BOUGHT ALL THE PRESENTS.
THE KIDS DIDN'T EVEN CHIP IN.
386
00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:35,133
I'M KIDDING.
CATE, COME HERE.
387
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,008
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU,
388
00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:41,258
AND I AM SO SORRY
FOR THE WAY I WAS BEHAVING.
389
00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:45,133
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I
REALLY, REALLY WANT THIS CHILD.
390
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,092
AND LOOK AT THIS.
391
00:19:46,092 --> 00:19:47,175
I EVEN GOT...
392
00:19:47,175 --> 00:19:48,508
BABY'S FIRST GIFT.
393
00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:51,675
OH.
THAT'S SO NICE.
394
00:19:51,675 --> 00:19:54,883
THANK YOU.
THANKS, EVERYBODY.
395
00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:57,592
BUT I'M NOT PREGNANT.
396
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:00,383
NO?
397
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:01,883
NO?
398
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:02,967
NO?
399
00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,383
SHUT UP!
400
00:20:06,383 --> 00:20:07,550
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
401
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,800
GO UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW.
TAKE IT UPSTAIRS.
402
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:16,842
NICE GIRAFFE.
403
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:21,008
YEAH, YOU KNOW, GIRAFFE'S
ARE GENDER-NEUTRAL,
404
00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:23,550
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF IT'S A BOY OR A G--
405
00:20:31,717 --> 00:20:33,550
SO, NOT PREGNANT?
406
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,092
NOPE. MNH-MNH.
407
00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:36,967
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
408
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:38,717
I DON'T KNOW.
409
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,967
Bridget: YOU LITTLE TWERP!
YOU TOTALLY SCUFFED MY SHOES!
410
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:46,092
Kerry: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO MINE, BIGFOOT!
411
00:20:46,092 --> 00:20:47,300
OWW!
OW! LET GO OF ME!
412
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,300
GET OFF OF ME!
413
00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:51,258
SO, NOT PREGNANT?
414
00:20:51,258 --> 00:20:52,092
AAAAAH!
GET OFF ME!
415
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:16,800
SORRY.
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