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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:03,083 OK, Maggie. I'll see you in a few. 2 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:06,917 Well, looks like Maggie decided to cut her 3 00:00:06,917 --> 00:00:09,708 - weekend with the girls short. - Lucky girls. 4 00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:12,292 Paul! Well, yeah. 5 00:00:12,292 --> 00:00:16,250 No, I mean, no! Maggie has been through a really rough time. 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,500 I think we should show her some compassion. 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,292 Come on. It's human nature. It's like me and Ted. 8 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:25,000 I can't say that I'm entirely unhappy that Mr. Favorite-Son-in-Law 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 couldn't seem to make his marriage work while "second-best" Paul Hennessy 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,458 has been able to stick it out all these years. 11 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:34,917 "Stick it out"? 12 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:36,583 Cherish. I meant cherish. 13 00:00:36,583 --> 00:00:40,708 All right, that's her. Be good. 14 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:45,667 Oh, oh, wait, Paul, I can feel a dark cloud on the other side. 15 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:49,500 This must be what it feels like when Death comes a-knockin'. 16 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:53,250 "A-knockin'?" I thought we were supposed to show some compassion. 17 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,792 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 18 00:00:54,792 --> 00:00:56,917 Open the door and let Saddy McSad-Sad in. 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I'm back. 20 00:01:06,292 --> 00:01:08,792 Well, hello. 21 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,625 - Eyes up! - I mean, hello. 22 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:32,292 Maggie, you look... Wow! 23 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,042 Yeah. 24 00:01:34,875 --> 00:01:37,417 I know! 25 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:41,583 I decided this weekend that I was gonna change my attitude about everything. 26 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:45,667 Oh, I am so proud of you. And I'm just happy you're... 27 00:01:46,792 --> 00:01:48,500 You're... 28 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:54,708 Look, I'm sorry, Maggie, but your breasts... 29 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:56,917 You are at least a cup size bigger. 30 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,583 Try three cup sizes! 31 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:01,958 But you were telling us about your weekend. 32 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:04,625 Oh, these? 33 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,708 I went out and bought a water bra just for fun. What the heck? 34 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,750 Men looked at me! I felt better. 35 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,667 Whoa... 36 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,708 - Aunt Maggie? - Aunt Maggie? 37 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:17,333 Oh, girls, your Aunt Maggie just looks three cup sizes bigger 38 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:19,708 because she got a water bra. 39 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:22,375 We were gonna ask what she was doing home so soon. 40 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:25,417 - Oh. - Aunt Maggie! 41 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:32,208 Gee, Rory, I thought you didn't like hugs. 42 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,708 Shh. I can hear the ocean. 43 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:38,208 - Rory! Get over here! Sit down! - Sit down! 44 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:40,000 Don't hit Rory! 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,417 I think that we can all agree. Doesn't Maggie look great? 46 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:47,708 She looks fantastic! 47 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,875 Don't you have writing to do or something? 48 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,833 Cate, we have guests. 49 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,458 Oh, Aunt Maggie, tell us about your weekend. 50 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:59,167 I took your dad's advice, called up some old friends 51 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:01,833 and they told me to stop feeling sorry for myself. 52 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:05,137 - I told you that too. - Yeah, but they didn't use that tone. 53 00:03:05,137 --> 00:03:07,083 Don't I know that tone! 54 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:10,417 You know, it's a guy at work. Drives me nuts. 55 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:13,792 Did you know there is a whole substrata of women who've gotten out 56 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:16,583 from under the yoke of marriage and blossomed? 57 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:19,417 A few of us are going to Italy this summer. 58 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:24,458 As one of those still under the yoke, I'm happy for you. 59 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:26,708 - Aunt Maggie! - All right, that's enough. 60 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:28,833 - Take him upstairs. - Wait! Wait! Wait! 61 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,708 - I'm really sorry, Maggie. - Oh, no, no, just... 62 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:34,167 No, I... Get upstairs. 63 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:38,333 Well, that sounds great, Aunt Maggie. 64 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,792 I've always wanted a group 65 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:42,042 of friends to share life's heartaches with. 66 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:43,792 What? We went shopping. 67 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:46,500 That's what I do when I get sad! 68 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,417 Or mad or glad or bad. 69 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:52,292 - What'd you get? - Two of everything. Let me show you! 70 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:54,167 What... did you get new shoes? 71 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:58,125 - You must be psychic. - You know, sometimes I think I am. 72 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:01,875 Aunt Maggie! 73 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,958 Oh, my God, Mom, she's gone to the blonde side. 74 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:07,125 Now there's two of them. 75 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:10,750 I'm happy for her. I'm happy. 76 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,375 Oh, Mom... 77 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,708 Look at me. 78 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:18,708 You're the sensitive one. You're smart. 79 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:21,125 You have inner beauty and sooner or later, 80 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,875 people are gonna realize what they've been missing. 81 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:27,375 Sucks, doesn't it? 82 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,583 Bridget, have you seen my thesaurus? 83 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,625 Oh, right, never mind. 84 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:41,708 What are you doing? 85 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:42,792 Waiting for Donny to call. 86 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:44,708 I really need to speak to him. 87 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,917 Donny! Daddy, leave. 88 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:51,500 Ask Donny if he knows a better word for, um... 89 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,708 - Out! - I'm leaving. 90 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:57,958 Donny, hi. OK, I need your undivided attention. 91 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:01,083 For the next few moments, it's only you and... 92 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,708 Bridget, I'm just calling to say I can't talk. I'm on restriction. 93 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:05,708 Why? 94 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:07,000 For talking to you. 95 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 We went way past curfew last night. 96 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,833 Bridget, I've never met a girl who can talk so much. 97 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,167 Thank you. 98 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:16,708 - Donny, I miss you. - I miss you, too. 99 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:20,125 I gave up my whole life for you. None of my friends will speak to me. 100 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,833 I had to have lunch with Mitch "The Math-a-Magician." 101 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:26,167 A math-a-magician? I don't know how I feel about that. 102 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,333 Donny, I'm lonely. 103 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:31,708 Let me tell you something that'll keep you going till Christmas. 104 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:33,708 Something I've never told another girl. 105 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,667 - Yeah? - I... 106 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,708 Sir, yes, sir! Hanging up right now, sir! 107 00:05:41,292 --> 00:05:44,958 Hey, guys, I just got off the phone with Carter Tibbits, NASCAR legend. 108 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,542 I'm writing his book. No big deal. 109 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:51,708 You're riveted, I see. We're having a disagreement. 110 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:54,708 Now, does this paragraph "suck" to you? 111 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:58,708 "My diaper was a checkered flag. 112 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,875 My bottle, a can of 50-weight oil. 113 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:03,625 My..." Oh, it does suck. 114 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:09,042 Kerry, is that a... Is that a new top? 115 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:11,083 Uh-huh. Aunt Maggie gave it to me. 116 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,708 I don't want you wearing that outside this house. 117 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:16,708 - No problem. - Kerry, take over for a sec. 118 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,875 - Kyle's killing me. - Oh, OK. 119 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:27,208 I'm killing you! 120 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:29,708 - What're you looking at? - Nothing. 121 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:31,708 Don't objectify me! 122 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:34,708 I wasn't. I was just looking at your body. 123 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:41,625 - Well, don't. - OK, OK. Jeez. 124 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,875 Oh, Bridget, some of your friends dropped by. 125 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:57,042 - Really? - Yeah, Heather, Danielle and... 126 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,708 Oh, yeah, I'm lying. 127 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,750 - Hey, Kyle. - 'Sup? 128 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:16,375 Don't objectify me. 129 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:22,292 - What? - Rory, I have gotta go. 130 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,750 What are you doing? You have a boyfriend. 131 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,542 He's somewhere in Maryland doing push-ups. 132 00:07:28,542 --> 00:07:32,000 Doesn't mean you can hit on Kyle. Can't have your cake and eat it, too. 133 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,708 I was just flirting. Besides, Kyle's like a crash test dummy. 134 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:40,708 - Besides, what do you care? - Well, as a matter of fact... 135 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:43,750 You know, Kerry, isn't that top a little trashy and revealing? 136 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:47,333 - You have one just like it. - Mine's blue. 137 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,708 - We're back. - Aunt Maggie! 138 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,792 Sit! 139 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:56,708 There you are, Bridget. 140 00:07:56,708 --> 00:08:00,042 I know you've been a little down, so I brought you a present. 141 00:08:00,042 --> 00:08:01,292 Really? 142 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:04,375 Oh, my gosh! No way! Thank you! 143 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,708 Huh. 144 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:10,708 So, uh, what was in the bag? 145 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:12,708 Somethin'. 146 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,458 Somethin' what? 147 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,500 Just... somethin'. 148 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:22,875 Just somethin' what? 149 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:25,042 None of your beeswax. 150 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:28,708 Actually, it is my bees... What's in the damn bag? 151 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,750 OK, OK. Somethin'. 152 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:36,792 Somethin' what? Oh, my God. I just... 153 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:39,708 Ha! 154 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:47,917 - Bridget! What are you wearing? - It's a water bra! 155 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:50,708 - Well, take it off! - No! I love it. 156 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:54,000 And the guys will love it... them. Oh, I'm so back on top with these. 157 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,417 Hello Mary-Kate. Hello Ashley. 158 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:05,375 - Talk about a Full House. - What guys will love it? 159 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:08,750 You're in an exclusive relationship with Donny Doyle, remember? 160 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:12,917 - Another reason to take it off! - But he's so far away. 161 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:16,292 Exclusive and he's far away? This is a no-brainer. 162 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:18,292 Have your cake and eat it too. 163 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,167 Life is short. Who's to know? 164 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:23,292 And what kind of advice are you giving her? 165 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:25,708 Yeah, what kind of advice are you giving her? 166 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:27,667 Just telling her to have a little fun. 167 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,292 - God, Cate, you're so negative. - God! Look, Aunt Maggie. 168 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:33,750 There's two of them. 169 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:36,625 All right, Rory, Kerry, out! 170 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:39,542 Bridget, you go upstairs and take that off! 171 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:41,583 - What? Mom! God! - Now! 172 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:45,292 - Bridget! - I'll go to her. She'll listen to me. 173 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:46,292 Bridget, honey. 174 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:51,208 Paul? 175 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:54,500 Satan? 176 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,583 You have no idea what is going on with your girls. 177 00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:59,667 Oh, no, no, no, no. I need to write. 178 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,292 I told you that Maggie was gonna be a bad influence. 179 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:05,417 She is corrupting Bridget. Do you know what she bought her? 180 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:09,083 - That's between me and her. - OK, that's it. I have had it. 181 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:11,167 Come on, I need to have a career here, 182 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:15,708 but this constant din in this house is impeding my creativity 183 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:18,667 and any possibility of turning out a NASCAR classic. 184 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:21,083 So both of you are going to leave right now. 185 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:23,292 You're gonna fix this, because I already 186 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:26,292 - have my own teenage daughters. - Don't talk to me that way! 187 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,542 - I'm not ten! - Go! 188 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,292 Yeah, right, Paul! 189 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,208 "Maggie's a bad influence. 190 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,083 You have no idea what's going on with your daught..." 191 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:43,292 "Early Pregnancy Detection Kit"? 192 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,917 Bridget. 193 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,375 Bridget! 194 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:57,583 - Doyle! - Dad? 195 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:03,000 The boy. Come here. 196 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,250 You haven't been watching Field of Dreams again, have you? 197 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:09,125 Can't a father love his son? 198 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:12,625 - Where's Bridget? - She went out to the... 199 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:16,250 - You're snooping around. - No. I'm parenting. 200 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,208 What are we "parenting" for? 201 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:22,250 I'm looking for something... Popsicle-sized. 202 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:26,417 - Closet. Top shelf. Shoe box. - Closet. Top shelf. Shoe box. 203 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:33,083 This is Bridget's report card. I've never seen this. 204 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:37,708 Oh. That's not like a Popsicle at all. 205 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,583 By the way, did Kyle call? He said he might drop by. 206 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,583 Kyle! 207 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,292 Doyle! 208 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,875 Kyle! Doyle? 209 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,375 Bridget! 210 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,583 Jeez, no! 211 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,583 Come back! Come back! Save! Save! Save! 212 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,583 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 213 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,583 Bye, Daddy. That's for me. 214 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Kerry? 215 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,125 Kyle! 216 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:37,125 Come on, Cate. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. 217 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:43,042 - Hello? - Rory? 218 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:46,875 How did you... Get off the phone! 219 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,583 What happened to "hug me"? 220 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:57,417 Bridget, I need you to get home right now. 221 00:12:57,417 --> 00:13:00,125 Dad, I can't talk right now. I'm with my friends. 222 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,917 Well, I'm with Laurie. 223 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:05,208 - Lacey. - Lacey. 224 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:08,917 I do too like her. I'm almost home. I'm practically in the garage. 225 00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:12,625 Do you like ponies? If you had a pony, what would you name it? 226 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:17,625 My life is over. 227 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,875 Oh, my God. The mullet brothers are looking at me. 228 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:25,708 Lucky. Ooh, that's a good name for a pony. 229 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:30,833 Bridget, you know Luke and Tyler? 230 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:33,250 No. 231 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,250 Dude, how come you never talk to us at school? 232 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,583 You're, like, too good for us? 233 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,583 Yeah, bro, just 'cause we're all 234 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,042 "business in the front, party in the back"? 235 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:45,458 - Yo! I was talking to her, dude! - Dude! 236 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:50,458 Dude, I went to a dude ranch two summers ago. 237 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,750 I have a picture of me on a pony. You wanna see? 238 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,375 Donny, come back. 239 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,250 I'll kill him! I'll kill him! 240 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,458 Who am I killing? Kyle! Doyle! 241 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,042 I'm onto all of you! 242 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:10,042 Justin Timberlake! Josh Hartnett! 243 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:13,292 Guy from boy band I don't know. 244 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,583 OK. We've taken the obligatory lap, 245 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,250 been in every store and pretended to browse. 246 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,500 - Are we ever gonna talk? - What's the point? All we do is fight. 247 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,958 That's the first thing we've agreed on today. 248 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,167 Why don't we go home, I'll pack and we'll try this another time? 249 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:33,583 In what? Another two to three years when we see each other again? 250 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,708 Oh. 251 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:42,542 Maggie! Look. Come here. 252 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:47,208 Oh, Kerry. It's your sister Bridget. 253 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,917 What happened to her older boyfriend? 254 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,625 She's with Laurie and those two guys that sleep in the car. 255 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,375 - That'll teach her to blow us off. - Yeah. 256 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,750 - This is... - Not good. 257 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:06,708 - Kerry. Kyle. - Bridget. 258 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,708 I, uh, gotta go to the other side of the mall... 259 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,875 ...touch it and then come back. 260 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,958 - Oh, my God. - Oh, I know. 261 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,583 Look how they love each other. 262 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,083 - Get out of here! - You get out of here! 263 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,583 - Ow! - Look how close they are. 264 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,417 You remember when we were like that? 265 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:46,417 Yeah, before you started shutting me out of your life. 266 00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:50,583 - My old boyfriend! - Ow! My new boyfriend! 267 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:55,542 - Ow! My mall! - Ow! You can have the librar... Eee! 268 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,250 What are you talking about, shutting you out of my life? 269 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,458 - I keep in touch. - Oh, yeah. 270 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:04,292 We send Christmas cards and birthday presents. 271 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:07,583 We talk on the phone. A lot. 272 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:12,583 And yet you never once mentioned that you and Ted were having problems. 273 00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:16,583 I'm your sister, Maggie. I wanna help. 274 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:20,333 And yet I had to learn about your divorce from Mom. Mom! 275 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:23,333 And we both know how much fun it is to talk to Mom! 276 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,667 And what's the deal with Mom's eyebrows? 277 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,208 I know. I know. They're up to her forehead. 278 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,208 She always looks surprised. 279 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,458 Why have you always left me out of your life? 280 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,667 'Cause yours is so great. 281 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:47,250 And mine... Well, I mean, Cate... 282 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,542 I don't begrudge you your happiness, 283 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,708 but sometimes I feel a little jealous. 284 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:57,458 I mean, you do everything so well and I've always lived in your shadow. 285 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,792 Sometimes literally. 286 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,792 You're jealous of me? Really? 287 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:10,583 - I was always jealous of your friends. - My friends? 288 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,000 Who got to know you better than I did. 289 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,125 You were always so funny and interesting... 290 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,208 ...to them. 291 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,750 And now, with all that's going on, 292 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:26,958 and you and your substrata going and jetting off to Italy. And... 293 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:31,917 It sounds so exciting. I guess I'm a little jealous again. 294 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,458 Jealous of me? 295 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,208 I've waited my whole life to hear that. 296 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,583 Why are you so shocked, B? 297 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,667 I mean, you moved on from high school. 298 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,583 You got what you wanted. You got Donny. 299 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,833 You even released Kyle to the universe. Remember? 300 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,458 You're right. You're right. 301 00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:57,083 I made my bed and now I have to let sleeping dogs lie in it. 302 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:01,792 Oh, Beach. 303 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,583 It's OK. I just have to stick it out until Christmas. 304 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,667 God, being pinned is not what I thought it was. 305 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:11,250 I'm lonely and I have two little holes in my favorite dress. 306 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,917 Well, have fun being popular. It's not as easy as it looks. 307 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,583 Popular? Me? 308 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,292 God, I never thought I'd hear that. 309 00:18:24,292 --> 00:18:27,833 - Say it again, now. Say it again. - No. 310 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:32,958 Italy, Cate. Me in a little café with a waiter named Paolo. 311 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:36,375 OK, make it Fabio and I'll be jealous. 312 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,583 Really, really jealous. 313 00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:42,583 Thank you. 314 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,833 Come here to me. My darling. 315 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,750 - Let's go. - OK. 316 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,583 Come on. Let's find some liquor and men. 317 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,667 - That waiter was flirting with me. - Oh, he was a busboy. 318 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:01,792 I got a good feeling about him. He's going places. 319 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,583 All right, Maggie, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 320 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,917 - Paul! - Cate, wait a minute. 321 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,833 You two have been so wonderful to me. 322 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:10,125 I am actually ready to go back to New York. 323 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:13,583 The new, improved, happy and positive me. 324 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:17,083 Oh, it's gonna kill Ted. 325 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,583 I have to talk to you. Something happened today. 326 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,500 - What is it? - Aunt Maggie! 327 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,583 What's wrong with you, Paul? 328 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,042 Honey, I know I've been crazed about my career, 329 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:31,208 but I want you to know from now on my family comes first and... 330 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,583 ...and you and I will deal with this. 331 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,292 Deal with what? 332 00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:39,042 You two, come here! Girls, sit on the couch, right now. 333 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,042 - Sit down, quickly! - Paul? 334 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:01,750 - I can't do this. - Paul, what is going on? 335 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,875 We need to find who this belongs to. 336 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,833 - Oh. - I know. I can't believe it. 337 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,583 Kerry. Bridget. 338 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,958 Beach. Care Bear. 339 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,458 Paul... 340 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,458 ...it's mine. 26054

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