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HI, HONEY.

CAN'T TALK. ON A ROLL.

WELL, YOU COULD AT LEAST SAY "HELLO."

HELLO. CAN'T TALK. ON A ROLL.

IT'S JUST THAT WHEN SOMEBODY INTERRUPTS YOUR CONCENTRATION,

YOU KNOW, LIKE NOW,

YOU MAY NEVER GET IT BACK, YOU KNOW, LIKE NOW.

BUT FAMILY COMES FIRST.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME VISITING MOM AT THE HOSPITAL?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

WELL, THANK YOU, CATE. I ALMOST MISSED OUT ON THAT.

YEAH, SHE CAME TO MEET ME FOR LUNCH,

AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TAKING HER ON A TOUR.

I SAW KIDS WHO WERE HOSPITALIZED FOR MALNUTRITION

AFTER WE GORGED OURSELVES IN THE CAFETERIA.

I HAD A SALAD.

WITH DRESSING ON THE SIDE.

HONEST.

THE WORLD SUCKS.

HERE, OH, DARK ONE,

THE HOSPITAL IS DOING SOMETHING TO FIGHT CHILD HUNGER.

IT'S CALLED THE GREAT AMERICAN BAKE SALE.

GREAT IDEA.

THEN LATER WE CAN CREATE WORLD PEACE WITH A KISSING BOOTH.

AND YOUR SARCASM FEEDS PEOPLE HOW?

"SHARE OUR STRENGTH IS THE LEADING RELIEF ORGANIZATION

COMMITTED TO ENDING HUNGER AND POVERTY."

WITH A BAKE SALE?

LOTS OF BAKE SALES, ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

AND ALL THE MONEY GOES TO FEED NEEDY KIDS.

OH. THAT'S COOL.

ANYBODY SMELL SMOKE 'CAUSE DADDY'S ON FIRE!

HEY, EVERYBODY.

KYLE...BRIDGET... YOU'RE TOGETHER?

NO. IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.

WE'RE ONLY TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF OUR BABY.

WHOA!

FIRE'S OUT. SOMEBODY EXPLAIN FAST.

NOW, NOW! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WE GOT PAIRED TOGETHER TO DO THIS STUPID ASSIGNMENT.

WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS STUPID FLOUR-SACK BABY.

SAY HELLO TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE HENNESSY FAMILY --

BABY H.

WHAT? OH, YEAH.

IT'S TO TEACH GIRLS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEEN MOM

AND BOYS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEEN DAD.

EXACTLY. SEE YA.

LET ME SEE.

PALE...DOUGHY...

BUILT LOW TO THE GROUND --

AT LEAST HE'S IRISH.

HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE TYKE?

FOREVER -- A WEEK.

IT'S NOT A LITTLE TYKE. IT'S AN INGREDIENT.

OH, LOOK! HE'S ENRICHED.

MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY, CATE.

BRIDGIE, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOU --

TO SEE HOW HARD IT IS TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY

YOUR FATHER AND I PRAY YOU WON'T HAVE FOR YEARS.

NO. THIS IS MUCH WORSE THAN A REAL BABY.

WE HAVE TO FEED IT, CHANGE ITS DIAPERS --

BASICALLY, DO EVERYTHING FOR IT.

HMM. WHEREAS A REAL BABY YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH LEAVE IN A PASTURE.

YOU WERE SUCH HELPLESS LITTLE BUNDLES OF LOVE

WHEN YOU WERE BABIES.

YOU COULDN'T WALK, COULDN'T TALK --

SPARE US THE TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE.

COULDN'T TALK BACK.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RAISE A BAG OF FLOUR?

ADD YEAST.

BRIDGET!

DON'T MANHANDLE THE BABY!

AND I AM NOT CLEANING THAT UP.

OH, WAIT. YOU HAVE TO SIGN THIS SLIP

THAT SAYS YOU'LL SUPERVISE ME

AND MAKE SURE I DO EVERYTHING, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

BECAUSE MRS. RULE WANTS YOU TO SPY ON ME.

SHE'S A TOTAL PERV, AND SHE WEARS OLD-LADY GLASSES

AND THOSE SHOES LIKE MOM'S.

THE GOOD THING IS IT'S AN EASY "A,"

AND IT HELPS ME QUALIFY FOR MY TRIP TO WASHINGTON.

THAT TRIP IS SO COOL. YEAH, I KNOW.

RACHEL DUNLEAVY GOT MONO ON IT LAST YEAR.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SHOES?

2:00 A.M. FEEDINGS. 4:00 A.M. --

WE HAVE TO SUPERVISE ALL THIS?

YOU KNOW, I WORK LONG HOURS.

THEY'RE COMFORTABLE.

JUST CHECK ALL THE BOXES AND SAY I DID EVERYTHING

AND I GET AN "A" AND YOU SLEEP -- WIN-WIN.

ABSOLUTELY NOT, BRIDGET.

THIS EXERCISE WILL HOPEFULLY...

TEACH ME RESPONSIBILITY.

SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU.

AND WE ARE NOT GONNA LET YOU FLAKE ON THIS, RIGHT, PAUL?

2:00 A.M. FEEDINGS? I NEED MY 8 HOURS, CATE.

ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT

BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT KYLE WOULD BE HAPPY TO COME OVER HERE

AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING,

GO INTO BRIDGET'S ROOM, AND WAKE HER UP.

IT'D BE LIKE OLD TIMES.

I'M IN. HERE.

OKAY, I OFFICIALLY HATE PARENTING.

DID MOMMY HAVE A COUPLE OF ROUGH DAYS?

DON'T EVEN JOKE.

I'M EXHAUSTED, I'M WEAK, AND I HAVE A PRE-ZIT.

PRE-ZIT? YOU LOOK LIKE A DALMATIAN.

HEY, THERE'S MY LITTLE GUY.

ARE YOU A GOOD BABY BROTHER?

YES, YOU ARE!

OH, I GOT YOUR NOSE.

IT DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE,

AND STOP FAWNING OVER IT LIKE IT'S REAL.

IT WAS JUST NICE NOT TO BE THE YOUNGEST FOR A CHANGE.

WELCOME TO MIDDLE CHILDHOOD. IT'S A REAL PICNIC.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M FEELING NEUROTIC AND IGNORED ALREADY.

I THINK I NEED TO GO CRY FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

SHUT UP!

EVERYBODY, I REALLY HAVE TO FINISH MY COLUMN.

NOBODY DISTRACT -- IS THAT POUND CAKE?

IT'S NOT FOR YOU. IT'S FOR THE GREAT AMERICAN BAKE SALE.

KERRY GOT HER WHOLE SCHOOL TO SIGN UP.

YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY INTO IT.

THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THEY NAMED THE DRUG DOG.

DAD, YOU SHOULD GET INVOLVED.

I AM. I WAS GONNA EAT THE POUND CAKE.

NNGH!

COME ON, LITTLE GUY. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

BAKING'S FOR GIRLS.

THAT MAY BE THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY.

SOME OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHEFS ARE MEN.

SO'S HALF THE ICE CAPADES.

GRAB AN APRON.

AW, MAN!

HEY! IS THAT BANKIE?

THAT'S THE LITTLE BLANKET YOU ALL USED WHEN YOU WERE BABIES.

OH, I LOVE THIS.

IT STILL HAS BABY SMELL ON IT. I LOVE THE BABY SMELL.

YOU ALSO LOVE THE SMELL OF FERTILIZER.

THAT WAS ONE OF MY BEST COLUMNS.

OKAY, I'M GOING BACK TO BED.

BRIDGET, YOU FORGOT YOUR CHILD.

GOD! I HATE THIS.

I HAVE NO LIFE. I'M IN HELL.

WHEW! BOY, THAT TAKES ME BACK.

YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.

YES, I DO, AND I HATE MEN FOR DOING THIS TO US.

I'M NEVER GOING NEAR ANOTHER MAN AGAIN.

ALL RIGHTY THEN.

HONEY, HONEY.

WELL, THIS IS A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

OH, WELL, IT WOULD BE, BUT IT'S 2:00.

IT'S TIME FOR BRIDGET TO FEED HER BABY.

OHH.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO DO THAT.

YOU WERE SO GOOD. SO MUCH BETTER THAN I WAS.

I WAS REALLY TERRIBLE.

NICE TRY.

I DID MY TIME. GO.

OKAY, BUT WHEN I GET BACK,

NO PLEASANT SURPRISES FOR YOU...

UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO. NEVER MIND.

BRIDGET. NO, HONEY.

YOU HAVE TO TEST IT ON YOUR WRIST FIRST.

OW! OW! OW!

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHAKE IT A LITTLE.

I CAN'T. I'M SLEEPY, AND, OH, YEAH, I DON'T CARE.

HONEY, IT'S ON YOUR CHECKLIST

ALONG WITH BURPING AND ROCKING IT TO SLEEP.

LOOK -- YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER TEAR.

AND THE SEAL IS COMPLETELY UNDONE.

HONEY, YOU GOT TO START TAKING BETTER CARE

OF THIS LITTLE FELLA.

LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE HERE. IT'S HEALTH CLASS.

COME ON. HELP ME TAPE HIM UP.

CARE BEAR, YOU'RE BAKING NOW?

YEAH. BAKE SALE'S THIS WEEKEND.

YOU SEE THAT? THAT IS COMMITMENT.

IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND KERRY IS WIDE AWAKE.

DADDY, ARE YOU SAYING KERRY'S ON DRUGS?

BRIDGET, STOP IT. NOW, COME ON.

FIND SOME TAPE. ALL RIGHT?

YOUR BABY HAD A STINKY.

CAN'T WE JUST PUT IT ON THE BLACK MARKET

AND I'LL TAKE A "D"?

DID YOU EVEN LOOK FOR IT?

IT'S IN THE DRAWER WHERE WE KEEP THE TAPE IN.

AND WHAT DRAWER IS THAT EXACTLY?

YOUR MOTHER CHANGES THEM ONCE A WEEK.

IT'S LIKE THE LAUNCH CODES.

GOD.

OH, MAN.

WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

NO, NO. I'M JUST THINKING HOW MUCH THIS REMINDS ME

OF WHEN I WOULD STAY UP LATE NIGHTS WITH YOU GUYS.

AW. AW.

CHANGING YOUR DIAPERS. EW! EW!

BATHING YOU IN THE SINK. GROSS! EW! STOP!

THIS FLOUR REMINDS ME OF WHEN I USED TO POWDER YOUR BOTTOMS.

GROSS! STOP IT!

BRIDGET, YOU FORGOT YOUR --

IS THIS BABY LOSING WEIGHT?

OKAY, DON'T PANIC, BUT I THINK I LOST MY BABY.

WHAT?! I KNEW YOU'D BE ALL "WHAT?!"

HOW? I KNEW YOU'D BE ALL "HOW?"

BRIDGET, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LEAVE HIM IN THE CAR AGAIN.

I WAS UPSTAIRS GIVING HIM A TIMEOUT IN HIS ROOM.

WAS HE BEING A BAD SACK OF FLOUR?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

ANYWAYS, I WENT BACK UPSTAIRS, AND HE WAS GONE.

WELL, HE MUST BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

YOU DON'T JUST LOSE A BABY, DO YOU, PAUL?

ONCE. I LOST KERRY ONCE.

WHAT?

IT WAS IN THE DEPARTMENT STORE.

I WAS TRYING ON HATS, AND YOU SORT OF CRAWLED OFF.

WE FOUND YOU LATER IN THE HOUSEWARES DEPARTMENT.

YOU'D CURLED UP INSIDE A SALAD BOWL.

IT WAS THE CUTEST THING.

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

APPARENTLY, I WAS.

OH, MY GOD! THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE SAFE!

KIDNAPPER!

I WAS JUST GIVING HIM A FACE.

I GOT TIRED OF GUESSING HIS MOOD.

DON'T HURT THE BOY. NEVER HURT THE BOY.

YOU LOST ME?

OH, HONEY, WE DIDN'T LOSE YOU.

HE LOST YOU.

MY COOKIES ARE READY.

RORY? YOU'RE BAKING COOKIES?

BIG COOKIES.

MAN COOKIES.

COOKIES WITH NUTS.

PAUL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

2:00 A.M. BRIDG HAS JUST FINISHED FEEDING THE BABY.

YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

UH, BEACH, WAKE UP, HONEY. COME ON.

OH. OKAY.

OH, WAIT. THE BABY.

I GOT IT.

PAUL, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO HER WORK FOR HER.

WELL, NO.

IT'S JUST THAT SHE'S SO TIRED, AND SHE'S GOT THAT PRE-ZIT.

LOOK AT US, CATE -- UP LATE WITH THE BABY AGAIN.

HOW MANY TIMES DID WE DO THIS?

OH, A MILLION... YEAH.

TWO.

IT SURE SEEMED LIKE IT.

YEAH.

BOY, THEY WERE SO BEAUTIFUL THEN...

AND BALD...

AND WE GOT TO PICK THEIR FRIENDS.

AND THEY'D LOOK UP AT US WITH PURE LOVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY FOR ANOTHER ONE?

HMM?

WE'LL TALK.

OKAY, WHO DO YOU THINK IS CUTER --

HUNTER OR BRAD?

OKAY.

WHAT ABOUT CHARLIE OR CONNOR?

OKAY, HERE'S THE REALLY BIG ONE --

BRAD OR CHARLIE?

HA! ME TOO!

I JUST LOVE ASHLEY. WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.

BRIDGET'S GETTING REALLY GOOD WITH THE BABY.

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD DO ALL THAT STUFF

HOLDING HER AND KERRY.

YEAH. WHILE YOU WATCHED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER.

AT LEAST I NEVER DROPPED THE BEER.

WHAT?

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

THIS PROJECT REALLY TAKES ME BACK TO WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE,

CRAWLING AROUND, LAUGHING,

MAKING THOSE LITTLE COOING SOUNDS.

OH, YEAH. AND THE CRIB WAS MADE OF CHOCOLATE.

YEAH.

CAN I BORROW THE CAR TONIGHT?

I WANT TO GO SEE DANA'S BAND.

WHAT ABOUT LITTLE JIMMY BRESLIN THERE?

OH, LIKE YOU'RE NOT ALL NAMING IT, TOO. RIGHT.

OKAY, FINE. I'LL JUST DROP IT OFF AT ITS GRANDPARENTS'.

NO. NO.

BRIDGET, THE BABY NEVER GOES AWAY.

UNLESS YOU LOSE IT IN THE MEN'S DEPARTMENT.

AND AN HOUR LATER WE FOUND YOU.

AN HOUR?!

LOOK, THE POINT IS IT'S NOT ALWAYS FUN.

WELL, WHAT IF I GOT A BABYSITTER?

NO.

UH, PAUL, WAIT.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU CAN FIND A BABYSITTER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT

THAT YOU TRUST TO DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU WOULD DO,

THEN THAT'S BEING A RESPONSIBLE PARENT AND YOU CAN GO OUT.

JUST FIND A BABYSITTER -- THAT'S IT? NO PROBLEM.

UGH! THAT IS THE FOURTH PERSON WHO SAID NO.

YOU REALLY FIND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE

WHEN YOU ASK THEM TO WATCH YOUR SACK OF FLOUR.

KERRY...

NO WAY. I'M TOO BUSY.

BUT I'M AN UNWED MOTHER.

IT TAKES A VILLAGE.

YEAH, WELL, THIS VILLAGER IS BUSY BAKING ALL NIGHT.

OKAY, FINE. I'LL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE.

KERRY, FEEL.

IS BENICIO DEL TORO GETTING LIGHTER?

NO. YOU'RE PROBABLY GETTING STRONGER.

REALLY? 'CAUSE I DON'T FEEL STRONGER.

I LOVE YOUR HAIR.

YEAH, IT TURNED OUT GREAT, DIDN'T IT?

OKAY, CARE BEAR, WE'RE OFF TO THE MOVIES.

WOW. LOOK AT THIS.

YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT CHANGE THE WORLD AFTER ALL.

STOP IT.

I COULDN'T BE PROUDER. I'M JUST BLOWN AWAY.

YEAH, AND WE DON'T NEED TO GET ANY POPCORN!

HEY!

BUT WHAT'S A MOVIE WITHOUT POPCORN?

THAT'S KYLE. I GOTTA GO.

KYLE! I THOUGHT THE TWO OF YOU WEREN'T GOING OUT.

HE JUST DRIVES ME PLACES, THEN WE GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS,

AND WE HOOK UP AT THE END AND HE DRIVES ME HOME.

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE DATING?

WHEN WE WERE DATING, HE DROVE, AND WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

WE HOOKED UP AT THE END, AND THEN HE DROVE ME HOME.

IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

YEAH. GOD, MOM.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH LITTLE JIMMY BRESLIN?

I GOT A SITTER.

WHAT LOSER HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

THANKS FOR THE DOUGH, BRIDGET.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

THE BABY'S IN GOOD HANDS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FRODO?

OH, LOOK. IT'S MR. ABSENTEE FATHER.

OH, STOP CALLING ME THAT.

WELL, YOU ARE THE REASON WE'RE STUCK WITH THIS BABY.

IT WAS AN EASY "A."

YEAH. EASY FOR YOU.

"COME ON, BRIDGET, LET'S TAKE THAT CLASS.

EVERYBODY'S DOING IT."

YOU WANTED IT JUST AS BAD AS I DID.

NOW IT'S ALWAYS THE GIRL'S FAULT.

GUYS WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME NOW

BECAUSE I'M CARRYING YOUR SACK OF FLOUR.

BEST ASSIGNMENT EVER.

YEAH.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIFT THE FLOUR

SO IT DOESN'T GET TOO PACKED

AND YOU DON'T WIND UP WITH DRY COOKIES...

LIKE YOUR LAST BATCH.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE THEM CRUNCHY.

OH, MY GOD!

YOU GOT SHELL IN IT!

SO? I'LL GET IT OUT. GOD.

NOT WITH YOUR FINGERS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

JUST --

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

HOW WAS THE CONCERT?

PRETTY GOOD.

YEAH, DANA'S BAND WROTE THIS NEW SONG -- "LIGHT MY FIRE."

HA! NICE TRY, DANA. YEAH, NO.

OH, HEY, BRIDGET!

HI.

SO, HOW DID UNCLE RORY DO BABYSITTING?

UNCLE RORY -- THAT'S FUNNY, GRANDMA H.

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

SO, RORY, WHERE'S THE BABY?

FIRST OF ALL,

THE IMPORTANT THING IS I'M OKAY.

AND WE'RE RELIEVED... FOR NOW.

GO ON.

I WAS JONESING FOR A SLUSHIE,

SO WE SKATE DOWN TO THE MARKET,

YOU KNOW, WHERE THE OWNER HATES DAD.

HE CALLS ME MR. NEED-A-PENNY.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, THESE GIANT BIKER GUYS WALK IN,

AND THEY'RE ALL, "HEY, LOOK AT THE KID WITH THE BAG OF FLOUR."

AND I'M ALL, "HEY, LOOK AT THE STUPID BIKER GUYS

WITH NO NECKS AND GERMAN ARMY HELMETS."

TURNS OUT THE BIKERS CAN DISH IT OUT, BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE IT.

SO, THEY STARTED CHASING ME, AND I DROPPED FRODO.

RORY!

THE IMPORTANT THING IS I'M OKAY.

NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK, AND IT'S ALL HIS FAULT.

I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

UH, CATE, IT IS 11:35. IT'S STILL SATURDAY.

PAY UP.

25 MORE MINUTES THAT DOLLAR WOULD HAVE BEEN MINE.

YOU BOTH BET I COULDN'T DO IT?

UH, BRIDGET, IT'S NOT LIKE IT SOUNDS.

IT'S, UH...

BRIDGET, WE'RE REALLY SORRY.

YEAH. THAT WAS COMPLETELY INSENSITIVE OF US.

WHAT? YOU WERE RIGHT.

I CAN'T EVEN KEEP A SACK OF FLOUR ALIVE.

I'M A TERRIBLE FAKE MOTHER.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE A KID IN HIGH SCHOOL JUST DOING HER HOMEWORK.

BOTTOM LINE -- IT WAS JUST A SACK OF FLOUR.

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A GREAT MOM.

YEAH, WHEN THE TIME COMES -- YEARS FROM NOW, DECADES, EVEN.

NO, I WON'T.

YOU TOOK THIS MUCH MORE SERIOUSLY

THAN EITHER OF US THOUGHT YOU WOULD.

HONEY, YOU ACTUALLY DID SO WELL

I COULD SEE YOU WITH A REAL BABY.

WHOA, CATE. PUMP THE BRAKES, ALL RIGHT?

BUT YOUR MOM IS RIGHT. YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA CHECK OFF ALL THE BOXES.

REALLY? UH-HUH.

SO I'LL GET MY "A"? UH-HUH.

AND I'LL QUALIFY FOR THE WASHINGTON TRIP?

I GUESS SO.

ALL RIGHTY THEN!

SHE'S NOT THE DEEPEST WELL, IS SHE?

FOR A NANOSECOND, I THOUGHT SHE WAS INTO HAVING THE BABY.

I THINK THAT WAS YOU.

OH.

CATE, IT WAS SO EASY TO KNOW WHAT THEY NEEDED BACK THEN.

YOU AND I WERE THEIR WHOLE WORLD.

WELL, YOU MOSTLY.

YOU HAD A LEG UP ON THE BONDING

BECAUSE OF YOUR EQUIPMENT.

GETTING UP TO NURSE CRYING BABIES ALL NIGHT --

HMM, YEAH, I GOT THE BETTER END OF THAT DEAL.

I REMEMBER I USED TO COME INTO THEIR ROOMS

AND JUST STARE AT THEM FOR HOURS.

OF COURSE THAT WAS BEFORE THEY WERE OLD ENOUGH TO SAY,

WELL, "GET OUT OF MY ROOM."

OH, HONEY.

IT'S NATURAL TO HAVE THOSE FEELINGS.

I HAVE THEM SOMETIMES, TOO.

BUT THEN I TELL MYSELF NOT TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME

THINKING ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL THEY WERE

THAT I MISS HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE NOW.

SO, THAT'S A NO ON THE BABY THING?

OH, YEAH.

RIGHT.

BESIDES, HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY TOP THE ONES WE'VE GOT?

THEY ARE PRETTY TERRIFIC.

RORY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

OW! OW! I CAN EXPLAIN.

A DOLLAR SAYS SHE TAKES HIM.

WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU THE MONEY?

WHAT WAS BENICIO DOING IN THE TRASH?!

OKAY. I DIDN'T LOSE THE BABY

QUITE THE WAY I TOLD MOM AND DAD.

MURDERER!

I STARTED OUT DOING EVERYTHING JUST LIKE YOU SAID.

UGH! JUST HEAR ME OUT.

EVERYTHING STARTED OUT FINE.

I WAS SITTING THERE PRETENDING TO GIVE HIM HIS BOTTLE...

WELL, I HAD MILK IN ONE HAND AND FLOUR IN THE OTHER.

AND THE THOUGHT CAME TO ME -- EGGS!

AND MAYBE JUST A DASH OF VANILLA.

I WAS ONLY GONNA TAKE ONE SCOOP,

BUT THEN I TOOK ANOTHER... AND ANOTHER.

NO, WAIT.

YOU WERE TAKING SCOOPS OF FLOUR? I WAS TAKING SCOOPS OF FLOUR.

I KNEW HE WAS LOSING WEIGHT!

BEFORE YOU HURT US, THINK OF THIS.

FRODO GAVE OF HIMSELF...

SO THAT OTHERS MIGHT LIVE.

CIRCLE OF LIFE.

SO, YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A SUCCESS?

WELL, ONLY IF YOU CONSIDER RAISING A LOT OF MONEY

AND HAVING A GREAT TIME DOING IT A SUCCESS.

AND WHAT A TURNOUT YOU GOT FROM YOUR SCHOOL.

I'M JUST INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU.

RORY, YOUR SISTER WAS AMAZING. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER.

OH, REALLY?

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DINNER I MADE...

AN HOUR AGO.

WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D BE HOME.

WELL, WE'RE HERE NOW.

RORY HENNESSY DOES NOT SERVE COLD LASAGNA.

OH.