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Bridget!
God, I am going to kill you!
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- Mom.
- Talk to your father.
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- Daddy, help me.
- Bride of Chucky's
after Barbie.
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My life is over and no one
cares, because why should they?
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I'm just the middle child,
eternally ignored.
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And... save.
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What's wrong, Kerry?
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I have this video journal
to do for school
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and Bridget taped over
my project. It's ruined.
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- Bridget?
- OK.
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I'm going to a party with Kyle
and bought pleather pants.
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I wasn't sure if they
looked real, mirrors lie,
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so I taped myself dancing from
behind to see what I look like
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before asking for permission,
which is very thoughtful.
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Cate?
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Oh, come on, Paul.
I made breakfast.
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And the kids.
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Dad, I worked really hard
on this project, and now look.
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Oh, God, I'm so at that party.
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I shouldn't have seen that.
I'm the father.
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- Dad!
- OK, sweetie,
I don't know what to do.
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Can't you just, you know,
tape whatever it was again?
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Sure. I'll ask God if he can
make that meteor shower again.
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It's only visible
every 60 years,
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but maybe he'll make
an exception, you know,
for Bridget's butt.
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So, we're good?
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In the cabinet under my sink.
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No, not that!
Don't you understand?
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My project is due
in less than one week
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and all I've got so far
is Bridget's butt.
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Why don't you do
your video on Bridget?
You've already got the end.
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That's why you're the dad.
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- My main man, Rory.
- Can I get a monkey?
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I am not having
the monkey conversation again.
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- But Dad...
- They do not pay
for themselves.
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Paul, I disagree.
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OK, but you'll have to
take care of it.
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No, no, about Bridget being
in Kerry's video.
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But that... I was just joking.
Yeah, right, "the end." Come on.
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Hilarious.
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I thought I told you
to shovel the walk.
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A couple guys
are doing it for me.
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- Can I have cocoa?
- They're doing it for cocoa?
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Oh, yeah, I should
get them some, too.
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My God, a glimpse
into Bridget world!
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She would be the perfect
subject for my video.
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Thank you, Daddy.
Your idea is inspired.
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- You're welcome.
- I thought you were joking.
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I was serious. Cate,
you don't get me at all, do you?
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- I don't want to do that.
- Since you ruined
your sister's video,
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you're gonna make up
by helping her.
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Paul, a minute for rebuttal?
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Cate, come here.
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Come here.
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Yeah, this is much better.
They'll never hear us over here.
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Did you hear what Kerry said?
I inspired her.
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I inspired the uninspirable.
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Honey, you teamed up
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote.
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Yes, they're sisters
and they love each other,
but in small increments.
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Perhaps my little
pebble of inspiration
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can cause a ripple effect
into the pond...
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Oh, for the love of God.
Be my guest. Go on.
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Kids, after a long discussion,
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your mother and I
have reached an agreement.
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- I live with Dad.
- I live with Mom.
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I'll have my own apartment.
You can visit, but call first.
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As Bridget's punishment,
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she will be in Kerry's video.
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- Fine. Whatever.
- Make her the center
of attention.
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That'll teach her.
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It's great. I'm gonna
do my video on what life
is like for Bridget.
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How the beautiful people
have it so much easier.
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It's time someone
exposed the hypocrisy.
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Right. Persecute the beautiful.
What is this, the Crusades
all over again?
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That's not what
the Crusades were about.
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- Oh. What am I thinking of?
- Cocoa.
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Oh, yeah, cocoa.
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I got you, I got you.
You're cornered. Ha!
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- Two hundred more points.
- Oh, Paul, it's just a game.
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Don't worry, Mom.
I'm 5,000 points ahead.
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Ten thousand.
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Twenty thousand.
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Dad, we need to use the TV.
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Game over. We'll call it a tie.
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God, this project is so great.
I'm so gonna get an A.
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- I love you, Daddy.
- "I love you, Daddy."
Did you hear that?
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Apparently,
the pebble has landed.
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Sit back while ripples ensue.
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So, let's see this masterpiece.
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It's nowhere near finished.
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- Promise you'll
tell me if it sucks.
- Or if I look bad.
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Never mind. Just watch.
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In this
looks-conscious society,
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there's only one minority
that suffers no discrimination:
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The beautiful.
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Although only two percent
of the population,
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they occupy
50 percent of my bedroom.
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Sounds like we have
another writer in the family.
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Yippee.
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Her 58 minute
shower finished,
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leaving only
30 seconds of hot water
for the rest of us,
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Bridget begins the search
for today's outfit.
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Hate it.
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Hate it.
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Mom gave it to me.
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Sad blouse.
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Hate it.
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- Hate it.
- A 58 minute shower?
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Bridget, do you have any idea
what our water bill is?
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You have to pay for water?
I thought you get it free
when you buy the house.
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Makeup comprises
the longest portion
of Bridget's preparation.
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Look at all that stuff.
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Bridget, do you
even have a face?
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Bridget works hard
for her good grades.
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Hi, Bridget. Here's that
biology homework you wanted.
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Oh, Henry, you're such a doll.
Everyone, isn't he a doll?
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OK, OK, five.
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Every time he does my homework,
I give him one more digit
to my phone number.
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Bridget's biology class
is studying cell variations.
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Even Bridget seems interested.
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Bridget also uses her wit
and charm when dealing with
our city's finest.
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Officer, I know I missed
that red light, but I've got
these new blue contacts.
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I'm a total Kabuki face
in the winter. In summer
my skin is tawny
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and not like that fake
tan stuff Amanda uses.
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One of my blue contacts
slipped before I got
to the intersection,
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so even though it was
a red light for everybody else,
for me it was not.
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Drive safely, miss.
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Kerry, how come in every scene
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you show me using my looks to
get people to do stuff for me?
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Daddy, make her stop!
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Well, you know, Bridge...
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Anybody who sees this
is gonna think I'm shallow.
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Anybody who sees this
is going to think I'm shallow!
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Oh, my God.
You all think I'm shallow.
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Well, we're not looking
at our shoes for scuff marks.
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Rory!
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I'm sorry. I should
go upstairs and take
a long, hard look at myself.
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In the mirror.
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And see what my butt looks like
when I'm dancing!
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- Oh, God, I feel terrible.
- Ooh!
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A range of emotion
I haven't captured, Bridget.
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- Do it again.
- Oh, God, I feel terrible.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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Bridgie, oh, honey.
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Paul, you tossed
a bad idea into the pond.
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No, Cate, wait a second.
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Kerry held up a mirror,
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which reflects,
much like a pond.
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And if Bridget learned
from something she saw,
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she should seize this moment
and change.
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I don't want to be shallow.
Really, I want to be deep.
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As deep as those tubs
of ice cream at the parlor,
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when they're scraping it
off the bottom, their armpits
pressed on the side,
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and you're going, "My God,
are you gonna give me that?"
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Honey, you know... Listen.
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If you want to be that deep,
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just remember those tubs of ice
cream don't empty themselves.
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Somebody has to be working
that scooper, taking them
out one scoop at a time.
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Except in the case of
banana splits. Then it's
three scoops at a time.
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- And usually...
- Paul, your daughter is crying.
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Bridget, you have
plenty of depth.
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It's just that
somewhere along the line,
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your interests
kind of narrowed.
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You used to be so involved
in the drama club,
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and chorus and sports.
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Remember, I begged you
not to quit the tennis team?
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- Now I wish I hadn't.
- It's not too late
to take it up again.
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In fact, tomorrow,
why don't we go to the courts
and hit the ball around?
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- Shake the cobwebs.
- I don't know.
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Let me inspire you.
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Some people
scoop the ice cream.
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And some people just watch
the ice cream being scooped.
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OK, I'll try.
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Off of that?
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- Hey, Rory, how was tennis?
- Boring.
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Daddy broke my nose!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, yeah.
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Daddy broke my nose.
Daddy broke my nose!
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I'm sorry, sweetie, I'm sorry.
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The doctor said
it's not even really broken.
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It's just more of
a hairline fracture.
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They set her nose in the hall.
I got the whole thing.
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The light was streaming through
the bars. It was so awesome.
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It's never gonna heal.
I'm a monster.
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You are not a monster.
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Hello, Clarice.
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Oh, my poor baby.
What did you do?
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He broke my nose!
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Well, how exactly
did this happen?
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Let's go to the video.
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In an attempt to be more
of a well-rounded person,
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Bridget exhibits
her athletic skills.
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Looks like we're gonna
have to wait for a court.
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No, no, it's not a problem.
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Hey, guys. Hi.
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Hey, come here.
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How long have you been
waiting for this court?
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A couple hours.
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Can I have it?
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- Yeah.
- OK.
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See? Everything was perfect.
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The lighting,
the composition, the angle.
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And I was looking
so Kournikova.
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Can you fast-forward to the part
where you disfigured my baby?
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- Disfigured?
- Honey, I don't know
what happened.
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We were just having
a friendly game, lobbing
the ball back and forth.
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Here it is.
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That's right. Come here.
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Uh-huh.
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Got it!
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Wait a minute.
OK, Kurosawa said,
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"The true artist
must never look away."
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Whoa!
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Mom, my life is over.
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No one will ever love me.
I'm gonna die alone like Kerry.
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What?
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Whoa!
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I am not an animal.
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Shut up.
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- Rory, are you about done?
- Just about.
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I am a human being.
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- Peace! Peace!
- All right, all right.
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- Rory, go get ready for school.
- See? She is an animal.
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How are you doing, Beach?
Do you want some French toast?
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- No.
- Waffles?
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- No.
- A car?
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OK.
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Morning, Mom. Morning, Dad.
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- Morning, Marcia.
- Stop filming me.
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- Put the camera down.
- Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
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- Kerry!
- I can't.
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This second act twist will
make my project so much better.
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"Beauty... Then the Beast."
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You can film somebody else.
I'm not going to school
till I'm better
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and don't look like someone
who sits at your lunch table.
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Bridget's mask may hide
her face, but not her pain.
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Poor Beach. She seems so...
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- Sad?
- Yeah. So...
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We can let her
stay home a couple days.
What's the harm?
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Paul... And I say this
from a loving place...
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I hate the loving place.
I'm always wrong
in the loving place.
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What message do you think
you're sending Bridget
if you let her stay home?
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Her father loves her
more than her mother.
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You're sending the message
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that all Bridget has to offer
the world are her looks.
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- Is that the effect you wanted?
- That's ridiculous.
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Bridget has a lot
of wonderful qualities.
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It might be nice
if she heard that.
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00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,167
Hey, girls. Bridget?
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00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,167
I need to talk to you
for a second.
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00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,459
OK, but I'll warn you,
it's kind of muffled.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not going to school, Dad.
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00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:22,292
Honey, you know deep down
nobody is gonna care
what you look like.
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00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:25,459
What high school did you go to?
You saw Kerry's video.
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I'm shallow and
get by on my looks.
I can't go to school.
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A broken nose
is not a good reason
to miss school, to avoid life.
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00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:35,167
Bridget, you know,
beauty is only skin deep.
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So what if some of the kids
make fun of you?
261
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,042
But I'm not used to it,
like Kerry.
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- I have footage of you
in that mask.
- I don't care.
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- On the toilet.
- Oh, my...!
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Kerry!
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- Privacy, please.
- That's what she said.
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00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:54,042
You know something? You seem
to be enjoying this too much.
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00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:57,042
- So?
- So, have a little compassion.
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Look for Bridget's
good qualities.
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- My video's due in a week.
- Kerry!
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- Compassion.
- OK.
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- Bridge, get ready
for school now.
- Do I have to?
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Sweetheart, nobody said
this is gonna be easy,
but you can do this.
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Of all my kids,
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you've always been the bravest,
ever since you were babies.
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00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,209
- I was?
- Oh, yeah. We'd take
you guys to the park,
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and Kerry would play
in the sandbox,
277
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,250
but you would want
to climb the jungle gym.
278
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,584
I would watch you,
scared to death,
279
00:15:28,584 --> 00:15:31,417
and you'd scramble past kids
twice your age
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till you were standing alone
at the top. "Look at me!"
281
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:39,917
Then I'd tell the boys
to stop singing that song
about London and France.
282
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I'm gonna need a really
short skirt.
283
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,167
Atta girl.
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00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,417
How short?
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00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:53,625
- I can't. I can't. Go.
- Do it. Bridget,
you have to face them.
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00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,042
You want to see them laugh
to get it on tape.
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00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,750
I thought I did, OK?
288
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,250
Maybe a part of me always will.
289
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:05,292
But right now I just want
to be here for my sister.
You can do this, Bridgie.
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00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:07,459
- Promise?
- Promise. Come here.
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00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:11,459
OK.
292
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,209
And action!
293
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:27,042
Hey, Dad, are you ready
for some extreme tennis?
294
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:31,792
- That's not funny, Rory.
- It's a little funny.
295
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,209
No, it's not.
296
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,542
She's home. Oh, please, God.
297
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,584
Oh, my God, Daddy.
I had the best day ever.
You were so right.
298
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:42,042
Really? See, what did I
tell you? I'm so happy!
299
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:49,000
It's in the cabinet
under your mother's sink.
300
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,417
Thanks, Dad. Thanks a lot.
The whole premise
to my film is ruined.
301
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,834
Look what you've done.
Come here. Watch.
302
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,459
- Bridget?
- What happened to you?
303
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,667
Some stupid tennis accident.
304
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,000
I know, I know.
"Hello, Clarice."
305
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,667
They come in
the worst colors. Hi!
306
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,709
I missed you, I missed you,
but you missed me more.
307
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:19,917
Everyone was so nice
to me, and all the guys
wanted to sign my face.
308
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:23,834
Brandon bought me a cupcake,
but I didn't want to get
frosting on my mask,
309
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,709
so he exchanged it
for some pudding.
310
00:17:31,209 --> 00:17:32,625
Here you go, Bridget.
311
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,209
Oh, thanks, Brandon.
You're so sweet.
312
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:38,250
I'm gonna like you forever
as just a friend.
313
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:41,375
Cool shirt. Can I have it?
314
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,042
- Homework.
- Thanks, Henry.
315
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,042
Three.
316
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,834
Hi, guys. Come on, let's go.
317
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,709
For we mere mortals,
tomorrow is just another day,
318
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,334
but for the Bridget Hennessys
of the world,
319
00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:59,875
tomorrow always brings
more free pudding.
320
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:11,000
- That was such a good movie.
- You know, it really was.
321
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,584
- Thanks to...
- Kerry.
322
00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:15,667
- And who's her father?
- Why? What have you heard?
323
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,625
Let's just go find her.
Come on.
324
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,167
Oh.
325
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:27,375
- Wow, Care Bear. Great job.
- Honey, it was terrific.
326
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:31,000
Oh, Daddy, if it weren't
for you I never would have
learned that...
327
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,792
- Yeah?
- ...that beauty
isn't only skin deep.
328
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:36,917
Somehow I'm hot no matter what.
I'm brave and hot.
329
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,250
Kerry, that should be the name
of your video, Brave Hot.
330
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,584
Thank you, thank you,
thank you and thank you.
331
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:48,167
- You know what I learned?
- How to zoom?
Some of those shots...
332
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:52,334
No matter what she does,
Bridget will always be treated
better than anybody,
333
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:54,709
and people like me
will always be ignored.
334
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:59,084
So that's what it meant.
'Cause I gotta tell you,
I got lost.
335
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:03,750
You know why Bridget's
treated that way?
336
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,750
Because she's fearless
and she puts herself out there.
337
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,917
Oh, yeah? I put myself out there
with this Bridget video.
338
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,625
- I didn't get anything.
- What are you talking about?
339
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,542
- You made a movie.
- A great movie, sweetie.
340
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:18,167
It was personal,
and you created something
341
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:21,042
that was heartfelt
and moved the audience.
342
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,917
You took my great idea
and you ran with it.
343
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:29,375
No, Dad. What I did was
make her an even bigger star.
344
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,250
- Yeah, that's Bridget's sister.
- See?
345
00:19:34,584 --> 00:19:36,959
Hey. Cool video.
346
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:40,542
If you want to talk to
the star she's over there,
center of attention.
347
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,084
No, I wanted to talk to you.
348
00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:45,167
I really like
some of those zoom shots.
349
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:49,292
Well, honey, I just wanted to
show you the thing of this spot
350
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:51,084
over there by the wall.
351
00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:52,542
- The what?
- Yeah. Come on.
352
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,042
So, who are your
favorite directors?
353
00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,709
Well, there's Spike Jonze....
354
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:04,084
Do you have the time?
Do you want to go
someplace and talk?
355
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,375
- What do you know?
- Yeah.
356
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,084
Two happy girls
at the same time.
357
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,084
- What are the odds?
- Isn't it great?
358
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:16,125
Look at Bridget over there,
talking to that guy.
359
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:18,667
Laughing with that guy!
360
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,750
Leaving with that guy.
Who's that guy?
Hey! Get back here!
361
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,500
Bridget? Bridget?
362
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,375
What?
363
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:35,334
Just get out of
your sisters' bedroom.
364
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,417
What's the matter with you?
365
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,084
Paul!
366
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,334
Yeah, just picking up
the camera, honey.
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