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'Morning, girls.
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- No, then he said to me...
- 'Morning, girls.
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- What's up?
- Nothing!
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Jason said... Then he said...
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What? What is it?
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- Nothing!
- Private convo, Dad. God!
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- His hair.
- In his ear?
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Yeah!
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What? What's that?
What's that you say?
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You want me to walk you
to school from now on?
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I didn't think so.
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That was a sharp pain, Dad,
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but I'll go
to school if you say so.
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I say so. You're faking.
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What...? Rory?
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Why are you trying to get out
of going to school?
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Older kids
have been calling him names.
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- Shut up.
- What names?
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Um, Dork, Dorky,
Dr. Dorkenstein.
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Girls!
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Being called names
is not a reason to miss school.
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Sticks and stones... I know you
guys are calling me names. Knock
it off.
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Nip it in the bud.
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Dad, please, can I stay home?
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Rory, if it'll make
you feel any better,
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I'll talk to the guys
when I drop you off.
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Are you insane?
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You can never get
out of the car, ever.
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- OK.
- Promise. Say it out loud.
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- You won't get out of the car.
- I won't get out of the car.
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You guys think you're big men
calling my son names?
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- That make you feel important,
does it?
- Dude, your dad left the car.
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I know.
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We're sorry, Mr. Hennessy,
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but we only
called him Rory Borealis
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'cause he has a crush
on this girl named Allison
and she's boring.
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That's it?!
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Yeah.
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Well, stop.
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- OK.
- Check it out.
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What?
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You wore your slippers?
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- So?
- Slippers.
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What up, Slipper Dad?
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You realize
we're gonna have to move.
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- Oh.
- What?
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I'm just sitting here.
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You honestly don't even know
what you did, do you?
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- Hmm. Slipper Dad.
- Mm-hmm.
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How did you even know about
that? Rory doesn't go to
your school.
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- Uh, hello!
- Grapevine.
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Rory's friends have big mouths,
like my friend Tiffany.
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I'm telling everyone she let
one slip during sit-ups in gym
class.
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- We're scarred for life
yet again, Dad.
- You're overreacting.
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- This will blow over.
- Hey, Bridge, Kerry...
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- ...Slipper Dad.
- What?
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- You heard too?
- Detroit's a small town.
People talk.
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What were you doing
out of the car?
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OK. Everybody,
I am deeply, truly sorry.
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And you can make it up to us.
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Ashley's having a party.
Her old boyfriend Tyler
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will get in her new boyfriend
Blake's face, which only leads
to one thing.
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Dance-off! Uh-huh.
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Yeah, Mom and Dad,
dance-off. Uh-huh.
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Hey, you know how I feel about
you guys going to parties.
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Come on, Dad,
don't be a dork, please.
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You never let us
have parties here.
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You've had a lot
of parties here.
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Yeah, parties with moon bounces
and dancing clowns.
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And morons dressed
like the Lone Ranger.
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Your father is not a moron.
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Sure, this coming from Tonto.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Don't call me buddy.
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You crossed a line, Dad,
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and you crossed it in slippers.
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Come on, Rory, you're all
I've got in this house.
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I'm drowning in a sea of
estrogen. You're my life raft.
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Not anymore. Unless...
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No monkey.
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Fine. Don't come knocking
at my door when Mom rents
Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
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Wait. All right. How about
a squirrel monkey, but keep him
in the garage?
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- Chimpanzee, stays in my room.
- Squirrel monkey, in the attic.
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- No deal.
- OK, squirrel monkey,
attic, BB gun.
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Bargaining with monkeys?
You sad, sad man.
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Remember when the kids looked up
to me? They thought I was cool.
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Yeah. It's called parental
dorkdom. Comes with the
territory.
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Remember I was choking on that
lemon wedge at Parent Night
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and Coach McNabb
gave me the Heimlich?
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Which he enjoyed
a little too much.
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I was choking.
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Then why was he smiling?
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The point is, I've been there.
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We've all been there.
Accept it.
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Come to the dork side, Paul.
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I will not go gently, Cate.
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Sue me if I miss the days
of moon bounces in the backyard.
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All right, well,
I'm done helping you.
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Hello? Yeah, Bridge.
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- What?
- What?
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- What?!
- What?!
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Don't move a muscle. The police
just busted Ashley's party.
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- What's the address?
- Oh, my God, let's go.
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- Paul.
- What?
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Yo, yo, yo!
Slippa Dizzie in the hizzie.
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- Anthony.
- Don't worry, Mr. Henn.
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The Five-O
be makin' a big mistake.
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My pops is gonna go all Johnnie
Cochran on these fools, nahmeen?
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Bridget and Kerry Hennessy.
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You guys aren't gonna
embarrass us, are you?
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God forbid we embarrass you
in front of your friends,
the police!
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You lied. You said you were
going to Ashley's house for
the party.
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No. Technically I told you
Ashley was having a party.
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I didn't tell you it was at...
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- My house!
- Tommy?
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Now you visit after your
daughters almost get arrested.
Don't even bother.
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Hey, how you doin', hot stuff?
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Very well, thanks.
How's your wife?
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I don't know. She was sick
yesterday, never woke up today.
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If I were a betting man,
I'd say either plumbing or...
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How about a hug?
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- No.
- Come on.
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No at the supermarket,
no at the video store,
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no at the post office... No!
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We'll always have the bank.
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God, Tommy,
I'm standing right here.
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Yeah, but I like women.
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Hey, Mr. and Mrs. H.
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Uh, Dad,
the cops want to talk to you.
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You fingered me
as your father? Wait a minute.
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Hold on a second.
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Go to the garage, cover up
the box marked "Hawaii
vacation." Just go.
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It's really a...
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- Paul?
- Oh, jeez.
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Diane.
Cate, this is Diane Sharpe,
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Tommy's and my boss' wife,
and their daughter Rachel.
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Hey, he's wearing shoes.
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No, he's probably
got the slippers in the car.
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They're driving moccasins.
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- Tommy?
- Huh?
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There are cops here.
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You've got a beer can pyramid
in your driveway.
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- What kind of parent are you?
- Yeah!
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Hey, who are you to judge me?
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I'm the one who opens my house
to kids, even with a sick wife.
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You all do nothing.
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- Where else
are the kids gonna go?
- Anywhere but here. Am I right?
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That's exactly right.
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- Dad, please stop.
- You're making a scene.
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I'm getting started. I'll see
to it this never happens again.
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OK, big mouth. After the
basketball finals, next week,
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when the kids get together,
like they always do, if not
here, where?
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- You want to know where?
I'll tell you.
- All right.
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My God, this is worse than
the time you choked on
the lemon, Mom.
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Really?
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They can go someplace safe,
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someplace where a responsible
parent is in charge.
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Someplace where we are secure
in the knowledge
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that our children are going
to have a good, wholesome time.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you, Paul.
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You're welcome. For what?
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- Oh, Paul.
- For volunteering
your house. God.
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No offense,
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but this is, like,
the dullest party ever.
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At least you get to leave.
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Hey, Dad, can you stop doing...
this to people?
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Unless it makes you disappear.
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Hey, Rachel. What's up?
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Nothing.
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I noticed you went outside
with your drink.
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Let me just freshen
that up for you.
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Dad!
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OK, I'm trying to be a good
host. There it is, fresh
as a daisy.
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I tell you, Rory, they are not
gonna put one over on me, right,
pal?
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All those years I laughed while
you screwed up Bridget and
Kerry's lives.
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But I'm not laughing now, man.
I'm not laughing now.
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- Mom! He's ruining our party.
- Mom!
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Uh, Paul, can I just
see you for a minute?
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Upstairs.
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Oooh!
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- What?
- Paul, you are unbelievable.
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I may be a loser to my girls
but I'm a hero to the parents.
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- You mean to your boss' wife?
- I think she's cute,
that's all.
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Oh, you mean... No...
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Listen, I am just saying
I have a responsibility
to their children.
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Then just give
their party a chance.
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Go down every 15 minutes
instead of every five.
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Easy for you to say.
You're not under pressure.
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You work in
the emergency room all night.
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Don't cry to me.
You volunteered our house
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on the week you knew I was
working graveyard shifts.
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- Trade you.
- No.
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Oh...
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- Paul, honey.
- Huh?
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- I thought you were going
to work.
- Yeah, I did.
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Uh... Come here, sweetie.
I want to show you something.
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Oh...
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Oh, this is bad.
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Twenty-seven messages.
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Hmm. I wonder what they want.
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You could've woken me up.
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Yeah, I could have.
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You could
have stayed in the car.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry, really. Sorry.
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I know, 3:00 AM, I know.
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Yo, Slippa D,
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your party be all Dennis Rodman
and whatnot. Fo' sheez, yo!
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Nice going, jackass.
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- Drive safely.
- This party rocked.
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Well, it's official.
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I am now a loser to both
kids and parents.
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Nick Sharpe dragged me
over the coals at work today.
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- You know, Nick Sharpe
can kiss my...
- Paul.
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His daughter's here?
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Parents are actually allowing
their kids to come over?
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Yeah. They're just studying.
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Besides, the parents trust me.
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Pardon me, I'm gonna take
a shower. Try to stay awake
while I'm gone.
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- Hi, Mr. Hennessy.
- Rachel. What's up?
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- Nothing.
- Of course.
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I'm just trying to write this
stupid essay on The Old Man
and the Sea.
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Oh, you're reading Hemingway?
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Yeah, but it's just
this depressing story
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about sharks
eating some old guy's fish.
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Rachel's talking to Dad.
Rachel doesn't talk to anybody.
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Why Dad?
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No idea. It's a total enigma.
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Conundrum.
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- Mystery.
- Oh, yeah, totally.
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Thanks, Mr. Hennessy.
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Don't say anything,
but my dad was no help at all.
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He is such a loser.
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Now come on, Rachel,
he's a very busy man.
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Granted, he gets paid very well
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and he can be a little pomp...
But that's neither here nor
there.
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Your secret is safe with me.
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- Thanks.
- Sure.
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I gotta get home for dinner.
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Hey, Andre, let's go.
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Mr. Hennessy, is this you
at Tiger Stadium?
241
00:13:04,675 --> 00:13:07,425
Oh, yeah, that's when
I interviewed Kirk Gibson
242
00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:09,550
when he returned
to Detroit in '93.
243
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:12,092
- Your dad's cool.
- Yeah, we know. Bye-bye.
244
00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:18,050
"Yeah, we know"?
What do we know?
245
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:20,342
'Cause,
unless I'm hallucinating,
246
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,259
it sounded a little bit like
we know I'm cool.
247
00:13:24,925 --> 00:13:27,092
- Don't make a big thing of it.
- No, I'm not.
248
00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:30,342
So, if your friends...
249
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:34,384
If your friends think I'm cool,
I'm cool?
250
00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:37,384
- Sure.
- Yeah, I guess.
251
00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:39,592
Cool.
252
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:44,425
I am exhausted.
Good night, honey.
253
00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:47,092
- Will it bother you
if I read?
- Uh-huh.
254
00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:52,925
I was just thinking about
the events of the day. Strange.
255
00:13:52,925 --> 00:13:55,884
Talking might actually
bother me more than reading.
256
00:13:57,092 --> 00:13:59,842
The girls' friends
were actually nice to me today.
257
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:01,217
They were interested in me.
258
00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:04,092
One of them even told me
something in confidence.
259
00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:06,675
- Who?
- I'm sorry,
that's confidential.
260
00:14:06,675 --> 00:14:08,175
Oh. OK, good night.
261
00:14:08,175 --> 00:14:11,759
Rachel Sharpe, the boss's
daughter. No big deal.
262
00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:15,050
I'm telling you, Cate,
something has shifted.
263
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:17,592
There was a silver lining
to that awful party,
264
00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:20,092
some fantastic serendipity,
265
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:23,759
like a phoenix rising
out of the ashes.
266
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,675
- You're talking.
- Cate!
267
00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:29,842
This is important.
Rachel Sharpe can talk to me
268
00:14:29,842 --> 00:14:31,509
and cannot talk to her father,
269
00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:34,842
and other kids are seeing me
in a different light.
270
00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:38,342
That makes Bridget and Kerry
see me in a different light.
271
00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:41,134
I'm the go-to dad, if you will.
272
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,675
Because you accidentally
fell asleep at a party?
273
00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,759
Cate, I'm telling you,
for some reason
274
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:50,259
the children
have been brought to me.
275
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,425
Look, Paul, you're cool now,
276
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,592
just like Tommy
was cool last week.
277
00:14:58,592 --> 00:15:00,259
But it'll pass.
278
00:15:01,425 --> 00:15:04,425
Well, you may be right.
Jealous.
279
00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:08,092
But until that time happens,
280
00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:11,009
I am going to bask
in this moment in the sun.
281
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,925
It's my Brigadoon.
282
00:15:14,175 --> 00:15:15,842
You know what, Paul?
283
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,342
Say that to the kids,
284
00:15:17,342 --> 00:15:20,509
because the kids today,
they love the musicals.
285
00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:27,259
Oh, my God, I don't know
who Grace Slick is, but
I have the same pants.
286
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,467
- This is a great collection.
- My dad has cool taste
in music.
287
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,259
- Oh...
- Don't.
288
00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:34,759
Know who else was great?
The Rolling Stones.
289
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:38,009
- I love them. They're like U2.
- Only old and ugly.
290
00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:42,092
- Bread? Cat Stevens?
- Your mother's.
291
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:46,092
Enjoying Brigadoon?
292
00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:49,050
Brigadoon. That's your mother's
favorite musical.
293
00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,509
She just adores it!
294
00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:52,384
Oh, she adores... adores it.
295
00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:58,384
Look at them, Cate. I'm
bordering on folk hero status.
296
00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:01,092
You fell asleep.
297
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:03,675
All right, I'm gonna
get out of here now.
298
00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:05,134
- No parties.
- Yeah.
299
00:16:06,092 --> 00:16:07,092
Love you.
300
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,509
Gee, you're thin.
Three children, you? Nah.
301
00:16:12,425 --> 00:16:14,175
Ashley, Jasmine.
302
00:16:14,175 --> 00:16:17,550
Oh, Bridget, remember what
your mother said about...
303
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:20,134
She said no parties. This
is a couple of friends over.
304
00:16:20,134 --> 00:16:21,717
Plus, look at Bridget.
305
00:16:21,717 --> 00:16:24,842
Her clothing-to-skin ratio
is totally non-party.
306
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:27,842
- Exactly.
- As long as it's
a couple of friends,
307
00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:33,092
then maybe I'd better make us
a pizza run. What about that,
huh?
308
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,509
- Rory, you want to tag along?
- No.
309
00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:37,675
Alrighty, then.
310
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:50,092
Bridgie, Care Bear,
private convo.
311
00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:53,634
- What's going on?
- Looks like a party.
312
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:56,425
But I could be wrong.
313
00:16:56,425 --> 00:16:58,925
What happened to
a couple of friends over?
314
00:16:58,925 --> 00:17:01,717
- More came,
so now it's a kick-back.
- You mean a party?
315
00:17:01,717 --> 00:17:05,092
No. Mom said we can't have
parties. Twenty or fewer
is a kick-back.
316
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,300
- That's about right.
- Dad, it's Mom.
317
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,925
- Just a sec.
- Give me the phone.
Give me the phone.
318
00:17:11,592 --> 00:17:13,509
Honey, hi.
319
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:15,467
You're on your way home?
320
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,092
Circling the block? Why?
321
00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:22,092
A party? No.
322
00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:23,842
Who told you that?
323
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,259
Fred Doyle called you at work?
324
00:17:26,259 --> 00:17:29,425
Well, if he was so mad,
why didn't he call here?
325
00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,842
Oh, Dad, Fred Doyle called,
326
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,092
- while you left us all alone!
- Rory!
327
00:17:34,092 --> 00:17:37,009
Go turn down the music!
Honey...
328
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:38,842
No, I did not...
I went to get the...
329
00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:42,092
It is not a party.
It is called a kick-back.
330
00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:43,425
Yes, it is.
331
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:47,509
Twenty or fewer
is called a kick-back.
332
00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:49,509
Yes, it is!
333
00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:51,092
Yes, it is!
334
00:17:52,175 --> 00:17:54,175
Yes, it is.
335
00:17:54,175 --> 00:17:58,759
Your mother thought this was
a party, but this is so
obviously a kick-back.
336
00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:00,717
Cate... What?
337
00:18:00,717 --> 00:18:02,967
What? What?!
338
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:05,800
I can't hear you. You gotta
speak up. I can't hear over...
339
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,467
Brigadoon.
That's very, very funny.
340
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:11,092
- Hey, Papa H.
- Yeah, K-man?
341
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:14,092
Tell Andre about the time
you interviewed Magic Johnson.
342
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,342
- You interviewed Magic Johnson?
- Sure did, Dre, sure did.
343
00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:19,759
- Mr. Hennessy...
- Just a second, honey.
344
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:22,134
I interviewed Magic
when he was in high school
345
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,134
and Michigan lost him to MSU.
346
00:18:25,175 --> 00:18:27,092
Man, I miss your stories!
347
00:18:27,092 --> 00:18:29,009
Yeah, Rach?
348
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:31,925
My mom and dad said it's OK
I spend the night here if
that's OK
349
00:18:31,925 --> 00:18:33,717
- with you and Mrs. Hennessy.
- Sure.
350
00:18:33,717 --> 00:18:36,092
- If they call,
you'll talk to them?
- No problem.
351
00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:37,592
Awesome. See ya!
352
00:18:37,592 --> 00:18:40,009
- Wait, hold on!
- Dad!
353
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:43,092
- Where do you think
you're going?
- Dad, don't embarrass us.
354
00:18:43,092 --> 00:18:45,800
- Please don't make a scene.
- I'm not making a scene.
355
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,759
Rach, honey, it's me.
Let's talk this through.
356
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:51,967
- Yo, yo, yo!
- Hey!
357
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:55,009
Anthony, what the hell are you
doing? Who are these guys?
358
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,467
- Dad,
aren't you getting sleepy?
- Mr. Henn,
359
00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:01,217
look at you all crinkly brow,
and eyes all bulgin' and
whatnot.
360
00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:08,050
Shoot.
Yo, you want a beer, dog?
361
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:11,842
Yeah, I want a beer, dog.
In fact, I want all the beers.
362
00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,842
You know what else?
363
00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:18,509
I want the music
to stop right now,
364
00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:21,175
and I want everybody
out of here.
365
00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:25,009
Man, Mr. Henn. Why you gots
to be trippin', dude?
366
00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:27,967
And I want you to stop
talking like an idiot.
367
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,134
I hear that.
368
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,550
Dad, this is officially
a scene.
369
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,925
I want your car keys
and I want them now.
370
00:19:41,925 --> 00:19:44,717
Jeez. How are my friends
and I supposed to get home?
371
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,384
I have a lacrosse game
in the morning.
372
00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:50,259
I will drive you. I'll drive
all of you in the minivan.
373
00:19:50,259 --> 00:19:52,509
Oh, my God, the Loser Cruiser?
374
00:19:52,509 --> 00:19:55,259
- Dad, you don't have
to do that.
- I have to do that.
375
00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:58,384
Everybody, move out right now.
Come on, let's go. Go on.
376
00:19:58,384 --> 00:20:01,259
Let's go. Come on.
377
00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:02,384
Hey, Cate.
378
00:20:03,592 --> 00:20:06,800
Well, I see the children
were brought to you.
379
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,259
You were right.
380
00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:11,217
Cool Dad is vanishing
into the night in a minivan.
381
00:20:11,217 --> 00:20:14,092
Oh, I'm sorry.
So much for Brigadoon.
382
00:20:14,092 --> 00:20:16,592
Oh, hell.
Still my favorite musical.
383
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,050
Everybody, let's go. Out!
384
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:24,092
- Come on.
- This is gonna
get all over school.
385
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,550
Starting tomorrow,
we promise no more parties.
386
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:28,425
- Just be cool for now.
- Cool, huh?
387
00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:31,092
Let me give that some thought.
Uh...
388
00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:33,717
No. Girls, fetch my slippers.
389
00:20:36,009 --> 00:20:38,342
Welcome back
to the dork side, Paul.
390
00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:46,134
Honey, you did the right thing.
391
00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:49,300
One day the kids
will laugh about this.
392
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,384
Rory, shouldn't you be in bed?
393
00:20:53,384 --> 00:20:57,550
Yeah, but I was kinda, sorta
feeling bad for Dad.
394
00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,134
And seeing
how he was feeling tonight,
395
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,134
it made me want
to give him a present.
396
00:21:03,217 --> 00:21:05,717
Hey, you got the boy back.
397
00:21:05,717 --> 00:21:09,342
A present for me? What is it?
398
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,134
Slippers.
399
00:21:12,134 --> 00:21:14,050
Dozens of slippers!
400
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:17,342
All the slippers that have been
stuffed in my locker all week
401
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:20,300
- because you had to get out
of the car!
- Rory, you can't...
402
00:21:23,134 --> 00:21:24,134
Ooh, sheepskin.
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