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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,550 --> 00:00:04,258 Look at what Rory selected for family movie night. 2 00:00:04,258 --> 00:00:05,758 I am so proud. 3 00:00:05,758 --> 00:00:08,633 He didn't go near the room with the saloon doors this time. 4 00:00:11,383 --> 00:00:14,758 To Kill A Mockingbird. Isn't that your book report? 5 00:00:14,758 --> 00:00:17,216 Is it? 6 00:00:17,216 --> 00:00:19,300 Trust me, Cate, the movie is even better. 7 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:21,216 Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch, 8 00:00:21,216 --> 00:00:24,050 the embodiment of truth, honesty, and integrity. 9 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:26,300 He's all that I aspire to be as a father. 10 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:29,175 - Have you read the book? - No. 11 00:00:30,341 --> 00:00:33,341 I was talking to Rory, Atticus. 12 00:00:33,341 --> 00:00:35,591 - All right, go read. - Then we'll watch it. 13 00:00:35,591 --> 00:00:37,216 Forget it. 14 00:00:37,216 --> 00:00:40,758 I'm not gonna read a book and watch a black and white movie. 15 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:46,216 - Cate, how's Bridget today? - How would I know? 16 00:00:46,216 --> 00:00:48,716 - She won't even come out of her room. - I know. 17 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,800 It's not the same old bubbly Bridget. 18 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,216 It's like lately we've got two Kerry... 19 00:00:53,216 --> 00:00:57,341 Caring, talented, wonderful daughters. 20 00:00:57,341 --> 00:01:00,383 Hey, Care Bear, didn't see you there. How's your sister? 21 00:01:00,383 --> 00:01:02,633 Bridget? She's fine. 22 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:04,841 Uh, I'm going on the computer now. 23 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,216 Uh-oh. She knows something. 24 00:01:08,216 --> 00:01:10,216 You got that from "Bridget's fine?" 25 00:01:10,216 --> 00:01:12,216 Mm-hmm. Trust me, I have a sister. 26 00:01:12,216 --> 00:01:14,216 Sisters lie and cover for each other 27 00:01:14,216 --> 00:01:16,800 when something's up. Usually has to do with boys. 28 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,216 Your sister doesn't seem like the boy-crazy type. 29 00:01:19,216 --> 00:01:22,258 - You had to lie for her? - For her? 30 00:01:23,758 --> 00:01:27,133 Uh... Yeah, for her. 31 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:29,716 All the time. I'm gonna go on the computer now. 32 00:01:49,466 --> 00:01:50,841 Hey, Rory, it's Saturday. 33 00:01:50,841 --> 00:01:54,050 How 'bout a little father-son bonding at the slot car track? 34 00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:57,050 Paul, Rory is reading To Kill A Mockingbird. 35 00:01:59,008 --> 00:02:02,675 If the ceiling were the floor, I'd be taller than the windows. 36 00:02:04,716 --> 00:02:06,133 Rory, read! 37 00:02:07,758 --> 00:02:10,383 Hey, honey. So your sister isn't up yet? 38 00:02:10,383 --> 00:02:12,716 She's fine, Mom. Fine. 39 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:17,425 - I'm going on the computer now. - Uh, no, hold on. Come here. 40 00:02:17,425 --> 00:02:18,925 What aren't you telling us? 41 00:02:18,925 --> 00:02:23,716 And remember, I have the power to declare family bowling night. 42 00:02:23,716 --> 00:02:25,758 Noisy bowling alley, used shoes... 43 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:27,591 What are you, about a four? 44 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:29,383 Kerry? 45 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,258 OK. Bridget's still depressed 46 00:02:31,258 --> 00:02:33,133 about her stupid drum teacher leaving, 47 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:35,341 but she doesn't want anyone to know about it. 48 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,091 She's hiding it well. 49 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,383 Hey, upside down Bridget looks happy. 50 00:02:56,925 --> 00:02:59,008 Rory, read! 51 00:02:59,008 --> 00:03:00,800 I miss Ben. 52 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,841 Oh, honey, look you need to see that you're too young for him. 53 00:03:04,841 --> 00:03:07,633 He's only three or four years older than me. 54 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:10,050 It's not age as much as experience. 55 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,883 Well, Bridget's got plenty of that. 56 00:03:13,716 --> 00:03:15,883 Are you part of the solution? 57 00:03:15,883 --> 00:03:19,258 Honey, I'm not gonna allow you to date a college guy. 58 00:03:19,258 --> 00:03:23,091 Paul, we're partners. So be quiet. 59 00:03:23,091 --> 00:03:25,716 Honey, I think that you should call Amanda. 60 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:29,008 Wasn't tonight the night that the girls were getting together? 61 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,716 Cate? Bridget's grounded, remember? 62 00:03:31,716 --> 00:03:36,300 She was sneaking out to the concert with, you know, En-bay. 63 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,716 En-bay! 64 00:03:39,966 --> 00:03:43,550 - Paul, Paul... - What?! 65 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:48,591 Well, I wanna talk to you over here, away from the kids. 66 00:03:48,591 --> 00:03:51,716 That means I have to move. Kids, go over there. 67 00:03:56,008 --> 00:03:59,258 Honey, I think we should lift Bridget's punishment. 68 00:03:59,258 --> 00:04:01,341 You're undermining your own authority. 69 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,425 Right now, what's more important? 70 00:04:03,425 --> 00:04:06,550 I say, getting Bridget out of her room and back on her feet. 71 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,966 Partners? 72 00:04:07,966 --> 00:04:11,091 OK, but I get to be "partners" next time. 73 00:04:11,091 --> 00:04:12,716 All right. 74 00:04:12,716 --> 00:04:15,716 Hey, Bridget, you really should call Amanda. 75 00:04:15,716 --> 00:04:18,925 Her mom told me that everyone was gonna be there. Everyone. 76 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,716 OK, I'll think about it. 77 00:04:22,716 --> 00:04:25,675 Well, at least we tried. I'm glad you clued us in. 78 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:27,716 You should feel good about yourself. 79 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:31,425 Everyone's gonna be there? 80 00:04:36,508 --> 00:04:38,716 Oh, my God! I got another e-mail from Ben. 81 00:04:38,716 --> 00:04:42,258 I'm getting tired of keeping your double life a secret. 82 00:04:42,258 --> 00:04:45,091 Mom and Dad are this close to caving and letting me see Ben. 83 00:04:45,091 --> 00:04:46,925 I mean, come on, my new sad face? 84 00:04:46,925 --> 00:04:49,550 I was so good, I almost felt sad for me. 85 00:04:50,341 --> 00:04:51,716 You call that a sad face? 86 00:04:51,716 --> 00:04:53,591 I invented the sad face. See? 87 00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:56,175 Oh, awesome. 88 00:04:56,175 --> 00:04:59,591 Ben is so romantic. He's such a "let's hang over 89 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,341 the Titanic with our arms all hanging out" type of guy. 90 00:05:02,341 --> 00:05:03,883 Look what he wrote. 91 00:05:03,883 --> 00:05:06,716 - "S'up?" - It was in response to what I said. 92 00:05:06,716 --> 00:05:08,133 - See. - "S'up?" 93 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:12,258 We wanna know what's up... with each other all the time. 94 00:05:12,258 --> 00:05:14,466 - I mean, look how he signed it. - "B." 95 00:05:14,466 --> 00:05:18,050 B for Ben, B for Bridget. We have the same first initial! 96 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:21,966 I mean, there's something so fate-destiny-worlds-collide-y about it. 97 00:05:24,466 --> 00:05:27,716 You're adding "y's" to everything. This is serious. 98 00:05:27,716 --> 00:05:30,550 Mom and Dad'd kill you if they knew you were carrying on 99 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:33,008 a long-distance relationship behind their back. 100 00:05:34,425 --> 00:05:36,716 And you're not gonna tell them, right? 101 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:40,716 Because you swore, made a secrecy vow and you kissed my old boyfriend Kyle. 102 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,466 How long are you gonna hold that over my head? 103 00:05:44,466 --> 00:05:47,175 How long does it take for a broken heart to heal? 104 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:52,008 That's Ben! He's calling me. 105 00:05:52,008 --> 00:05:54,508 - Now you have ESP? - No, I programmed his ring. 106 00:05:54,508 --> 00:05:56,133 Dad, it's the Michigan Fight Song, 107 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:58,300 Ben, it's You Light Up My Life. 108 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:01,508 Ben! Hi! S'up! 109 00:06:01,508 --> 00:06:03,591 - Care Bear! - Bridget! Bridget! 110 00:06:03,591 --> 00:06:06,383 I gotta go. Send me a text message on my cell. OK, bye! 111 00:06:07,716 --> 00:06:09,966 - How's it going? - No improvement. 112 00:06:12,716 --> 00:06:15,800 Can't you stay depressed 'til they get down the hall? 113 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,716 - I can't help it. I'm in love! - Bridget, OK, look at me. 114 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:22,425 - OK. - Pretend I'm the big sister now. 115 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:28,008 - OK. - You're not in love! 116 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:30,050 Yes I am, like Romeo and Juliet. 117 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,966 Another Leonardo movie. 118 00:06:31,966 --> 00:06:33,675 I was just talking about Titanic. 119 00:06:33,675 --> 00:06:35,716 That worlds-collide-y-fate-y thing. 120 00:06:35,716 --> 00:06:38,716 It's infatuation! This is going too far. 121 00:06:38,716 --> 00:06:41,008 You're totally screwed up about men. 122 00:06:41,008 --> 00:06:43,008 I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad. 123 00:06:43,008 --> 00:06:44,633 Maybe I'm screwed up about men 124 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:46,716 because you kissed my old boyfriend. 125 00:06:46,716 --> 00:06:50,341 Ben's message! 126 00:06:50,341 --> 00:06:52,716 "Snowed last night. Wish you could be here." 127 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,883 Kerry, he wishes I could be there! 128 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:56,341 He's never said that before. 129 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:57,800 - It's a saying! - Yeah! 130 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Like when Leonardo couldn't make it to the MTV Movie Awards 131 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,175 and Carson Daly said, "Wish you were here." 132 00:07:03,175 --> 00:07:05,716 See where I'm going with this? It's getting scary. 133 00:07:06,716 --> 00:07:08,550 Yes, it is. 134 00:07:12,716 --> 00:07:15,758 So how was father-son day at the slot car track? 135 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:18,758 Great. Too bad Rory couldn't make it. 136 00:07:18,758 --> 00:07:21,883 If he would've done his homework, I could've had a friend. 137 00:07:22,883 --> 00:07:24,591 Funny, Dad. 138 00:07:24,591 --> 00:07:27,716 I'm on page 114, and they still haven't killed that bird. 139 00:07:34,425 --> 00:07:37,883 You're missing the point in one of the great pieces of literature. 140 00:07:37,883 --> 00:07:40,008 Have you reached the part where Robert Duvall 141 00:07:40,008 --> 00:07:41,716 makes his screen debut? 142 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:45,800 Bridget? 143 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,508 Is it OK if I go to Amanda's sleepover after all? 144 00:07:48,508 --> 00:07:51,550 - Well, sure. - Can you? Of course! 145 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:53,341 Why do you need such a big bag? 146 00:07:53,341 --> 00:07:56,175 - Yeah. - We're gonna give facials. 147 00:07:56,175 --> 00:08:00,841 There's not much you can do to my complexion except admire it. 148 00:08:00,841 --> 00:08:02,716 Amanda's t-zone is like an oil spill, 149 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,716 only without the dead pelicans. 150 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,841 Um, can I borrow the car? I'll put gas in it. 151 00:08:06,841 --> 00:08:09,966 Now that I know it's not diesel, we shouldn't have problems. 152 00:08:09,966 --> 00:08:12,175 Why don't you have Dad drive you? 153 00:08:12,175 --> 00:08:14,675 - I heard it might snow. - Sure. I'd be happy to. 154 00:08:14,675 --> 00:08:16,716 You don't trust me to drive in the snow, 155 00:08:16,716 --> 00:08:18,716 just when I was starting to feel better. 156 00:08:18,716 --> 00:08:20,716 - I'm going back to my room. - No, wait! 157 00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:23,300 Come here. You can drive. Go ahead. Have a ball. 158 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,716 - OK, bye Mom. - Bye. 159 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:28,216 Well, we got her out of her funk. 160 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,383 Not bad for lame-o Mom and Dad, huh? 161 00:08:30,383 --> 00:08:32,716 Yeah, there's no underestimating you guys. 162 00:08:34,966 --> 00:08:38,675 Bridget! You're going to see Ben, aren't you? 163 00:08:38,675 --> 00:08:41,716 If I were going to see Ben I would have brought my big bag. 164 00:08:42,716 --> 00:08:44,383 I think you're lying and I'm afraid 165 00:08:44,383 --> 00:08:46,383 you're gonna get into trouble there. 166 00:08:46,383 --> 00:08:49,716 - So? - I'm not gonna let you leave. 167 00:08:50,716 --> 00:08:52,841 Hey, Beach. You still here? 168 00:08:52,841 --> 00:08:55,091 Get out of here, you knucklehead. 169 00:08:55,091 --> 00:08:57,966 Go! Go! Fun's a-waitin'. 170 00:08:57,966 --> 00:09:00,258 Uh, I'm gonna go to Amanda's too. 171 00:09:00,258 --> 00:09:02,175 But, honey, you haven't been in... 172 00:09:03,550 --> 00:09:04,758 Have fun. 173 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,716 - Isn't that Amanda's street? - Uh-huh. 174 00:09:12,716 --> 00:09:16,591 - We're going past Amanda's street. - Uh-huh. 175 00:09:16,591 --> 00:09:18,675 We're not going to Amanda's, are we? 176 00:09:18,675 --> 00:09:20,758 You kissed my old boyfriend, Kyle. 177 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:26,633 Bridget... 178 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:29,258 I can't believe you're doing all this for a guy. 179 00:09:29,258 --> 00:09:32,133 - You're making a fool of yourself. - No, I'm not. 180 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:36,466 Hold on, that's Ben's door! 181 00:09:36,466 --> 00:09:39,133 It's even more beautiful than I imagined. 182 00:09:46,383 --> 00:09:49,966 - Surprise! - What are you doing here? 183 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,883 What's that girl doing in your dorm room? 184 00:09:53,883 --> 00:09:56,133 I asked you first. 185 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:58,716 - Listen, I should go. - Sarah! 186 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:01,425 Bridget. 187 00:10:01,425 --> 00:10:03,550 Oh, man, listen... Wanna come in? 188 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:06,133 - I think we should talk. - You bet we should talk. 189 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:07,341 Yes, we should. 190 00:10:13,883 --> 00:10:15,341 She's in his dorm room? 191 00:10:15,341 --> 00:10:17,758 You get Bridget on the phone now! Right now! 192 00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:20,633 - You get her on the damn phone! - Stop yelling at Kerry! 193 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,883 - She's our link. - Can't yell at Bridget. 194 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:25,383 Can't yell at Kerry. Stop reading upside down! 195 00:10:25,383 --> 00:10:27,508 I'm yelling at somebody, Cate. 196 00:10:27,508 --> 00:10:30,133 Mom, Dad, I know this looks real bad 197 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:33,133 and I'm expecting big consequences when I get home. 198 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,175 I heard that. I heard you roll your eyes. 199 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:38,341 Bridget needs to finish this. Then we'll come right back. 200 00:10:38,341 --> 00:10:40,716 No, no, you two get in the car right now! 201 00:10:40,716 --> 00:10:43,258 Look, Paul, Kerry is very responsible. Trust her. 202 00:10:43,258 --> 00:10:45,341 That's right. She's really responsible. 203 00:10:45,341 --> 00:10:47,133 She waited to call us 204 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:51,383 until the car came to a complete safe stop. In Ohio! 205 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:55,133 OK, now look, look, Care Bear, I need you to be the big sister. 206 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:57,716 Stay with her. She is very vulnerable right now. 207 00:10:57,716 --> 00:11:00,175 And call me a lot. OK, bye. 208 00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:02,841 OK, no more talk. We're going down there right now. 209 00:11:02,841 --> 00:11:04,258 Now, Paul, calm down. 210 00:11:04,258 --> 00:11:06,258 By the time we get there, they'll be back. 211 00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:08,675 I do not want you driving when you're angry. 212 00:11:08,675 --> 00:11:10,425 Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, fine. 213 00:11:10,425 --> 00:11:12,133 I should calm down like you, 214 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,216 'cause a whole lot of good comes from calm! 215 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,550 Don't hang up on me! Don't hang up. Hello! 216 00:11:18,841 --> 00:11:21,091 Bridget, I did not lead you on. 217 00:11:21,091 --> 00:11:24,133 OK, but if, this is a gargantuan "if." If you did not lead me on, 218 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,550 then answer me this: 219 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:28,133 What am I doing in your room in the middle of the night? 220 00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:30,966 - That's a good question. - Yeah, thank you. 221 00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:35,216 Come on! Tell him he's a jerk and let's go home! 222 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,341 Kerry! Leave! 223 00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:38,883 If you didn't lead me on, 224 00:11:38,883 --> 00:11:40,841 what about, "If things were different, 225 00:11:40,841 --> 00:11:44,341 - we would've hooked up?" - OK. That one was bad. 226 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,883 I do like you, but your parents made it very clear that 227 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,341 nothing was going to happen between us, and that's when I met Sarah. 228 00:11:53,341 --> 00:11:56,716 Hey, Ben, I... Oh, sorry. 229 00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:02,716 And Sarah introduced me to Annie. 230 00:12:09,425 --> 00:12:12,466 Bridget, for your information, I called Mom and Dad. 231 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:15,675 - Go away! - I'm not budging until you come out. 232 00:12:24,425 --> 00:12:25,925 What're you looking at? 233 00:12:25,925 --> 00:12:28,258 - You. - Well, don't. 234 00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:30,841 Want some pizza? 235 00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:32,591 Yeah, OK. 236 00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:05,008 You know, that is your most annoying nervous habit. 237 00:13:05,008 --> 00:13:08,216 I liked it better when you bit Styrofoam cups. 238 00:13:08,216 --> 00:13:09,591 What do you expect? 239 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:12,466 Doesn't it bother you that Bridget is getting worse? 240 00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:14,341 I'm not sure I like her right now. 241 00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:16,133 She's still your little girl. 242 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:19,300 Not anymore. You know, she's totally changed. 243 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,966 I don't know who she is. 244 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,216 We have nothing in common, 245 00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:24,300 and then she pulls a stunt like this. 246 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,508 I'm going crazy. I'm going after them. 247 00:13:26,508 --> 00:13:28,133 I thought we made an agreement. 248 00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:30,133 - We were gonna stay calm. - Calm?! 249 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,591 Even though she's stolen our car, and driven across the state? 250 00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:36,216 - Yes. - And she's in some boy's dorm room? 251 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,800 - Yes. - That boy happens to be a musician. 252 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,133 You used to date a musician, didn't you, Cate? 253 00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,383 Slow down! What happened to "calm"? 254 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:48,216 - Oh, screw calm. - Crosswalk, crosswalk! 255 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:50,966 When I get my hands on Thelma and Louise... 256 00:13:50,966 --> 00:13:52,716 - Honeybun? - What? 257 00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:55,466 We forgot Rory. 258 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,550 I was at the best part of the book. 259 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:58,925 A young Gregory Peck 260 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,216 was on the porch smoking a pipe talking to Scout. 261 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,133 Read! 262 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:06,758 - Paul, call Kerry. - I've been calling. 263 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,133 Pick up, pick up! 264 00:14:20,883 --> 00:14:22,966 Still no answer. 265 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,591 - Bridget. - Don't. 266 00:14:30,508 --> 00:14:31,925 This is so humiliating. 267 00:14:31,925 --> 00:14:34,133 I cannot believe I thought you liked me. 268 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:37,883 I could have been interested. I mean, I thought you were cute. 269 00:14:37,883 --> 00:14:39,966 Just cute? 270 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,175 - Actually, amazing. - Just amazing? 271 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,633 Another time, another place, who knows? 272 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,925 But for now I think we should just be friends. 273 00:14:48,925 --> 00:14:51,133 Oh, my God, that's my line. 274 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,133 No one's ever said that to me before. 275 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:56,133 No wonder why they all make that face. 276 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,841 Can I put my arm around you now? 277 00:14:57,841 --> 00:14:59,133 If you want to lose it. 278 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,175 Hey, look, Kerry, can I ask you a question? 279 00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:07,133 - Do you like Ohio State? - Sure. 280 00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:10,883 How come your pants have been playing the Michigan fight song all night? 281 00:15:10,883 --> 00:15:13,091 Oh, my God. 282 00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:20,050 This is my favorite place. 283 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:26,133 - Kerry! - Mom, Dad?! 284 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,175 Thank God you guys are here. 285 00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:32,133 We have been calling you for over one hundred miles. 286 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:37,216 Oh, well, I was playing video games on the cell phone. 287 00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:39,175 I had a personal best in Solitaire. 288 00:15:39,175 --> 00:15:41,966 - Is that a co-ed bathroom? - Yeah. 289 00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:44,050 - I gotta go. - Rory, read. 290 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,300 Can I go in there? That's where you read? 291 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,591 - OK, Rusty, where's Blondie? - Where is she? 292 00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:51,300 All right. OK. 293 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,466 Your father and I are going into Ben's room. 294 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:54,466 The two of you... 295 00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,425 - Don't move! - OK. 296 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,883 - Hands where I can see 'em! - Dad! 297 00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:03,133 I'll give you a refund on the drum lessons! 298 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,800 Humor? You think this is funny? 299 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,508 Is that what you are, a funny boy? 300 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,925 - No, sir. - You are in so much trouble. 301 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,175 Look at me. Look at me! 302 00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:15,800 Mom, it's over! 303 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,133 Oh, this is so not over. Bridget...! 304 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,508 - Paul, just calm down. - I'm sorry, sweetie. 305 00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:22,675 I guess I'm in a bit of a bad mood today. 306 00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:25,091 See, this morning I cut myself shaving 307 00:16:25,091 --> 00:16:27,300 years off my life as head of this family! 308 00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:31,050 - Honey, are you OK? - No. 309 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:35,841 Ben, I think we could use some privacy here. 310 00:16:35,841 --> 00:16:38,591 No, I mean, we were just about to say goodbye anyway. 311 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,133 - Bye, Bridget. - Bye, Ben. 312 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:45,633 Goodbye, Ben. How 'bout a little privacy? 313 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:48,675 Is that OK with you? That a problem? Is that all right? 314 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,133 Right. 315 00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:18,758 - Why is this book so skinny? - It's a synopsis. 316 00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:21,091 It tells you everything you need to know about 317 00:17:21,091 --> 00:17:23,133 To Kill a Mockingbird. 318 00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,925 This is my favorite place ever. 319 00:17:35,591 --> 00:17:37,091 If... 320 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:43,716 - Oh, Mom. - Oh, I know, honey. I know. 321 00:17:43,716 --> 00:17:45,800 - Aw. - "Aw." 322 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,133 I didn't drive four hours 323 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,466 in the middle of the night to hear "aw." 324 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:53,050 - You didn't drive at all. - I'm making a point here, Cate! 325 00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:57,758 Our daughter crossed a line tonight, a very big line, the Ohio state line, 326 00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:00,550 - and you wanna coddle her. - She's our little girl. 327 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:04,508 Oh, yeah? Look at what I found on Ben's dresser. 328 00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:09,008 - A cookie? - A cookie. In a college dorm. 329 00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:12,216 A musician's dorm. A musician who gets the munchies. 330 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,508 Do the math, Cate. 331 00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:16,133 Oh, for the love of God. 332 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,133 Just say no! 333 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:21,133 That's all I'm saying. 334 00:18:23,508 --> 00:18:26,050 Mom, I don't get it. What's wrong with me? 335 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,591 - Oh, Beach. - Look what I found in the trashcan. 336 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:39,466 That is from a toilet paper roll. 337 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:42,050 If you'd ever replaced one, you'd know it. 338 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:44,050 Oh, right. 339 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,508 - Mom? - What honey? 340 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:51,550 This is the first time anyone's broken my heart. 341 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,050 Oh... 342 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:55,841 What can I do for you? What do you want right now? 343 00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:58,966 Great. Reward her. Reward her frivolous, superficial, 344 00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:01,800 unthinking, 100 percent adolescent immaturity. 345 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,050 Shh! 346 00:19:03,966 --> 00:19:05,050 Go on. 347 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,300 I want... I... 348 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:12,050 It's like... It's like Holden, what's his name, Caulfield 349 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,466 in Catcher in the Rye. 350 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:16,466 When he hates that everything seems fake. 351 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:21,383 - You read Catcher in the Rye? - Did you? 352 00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:23,133 Yes. 353 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:26,008 - It's my favorite book. - Mine, too. 354 00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:34,300 Beach, why did you think of Catcher in the Rye? 355 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:38,133 I don't know, it's just Mom asked me what I wanted 356 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,341 and it made me think of Holden Caulfield, 357 00:19:40,341 --> 00:19:43,175 and how he wanted to stand at the edge of some field. 358 00:19:43,175 --> 00:19:45,425 And all these kids are running around. 359 00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:49,133 They don't know where they're going and he's scared for them. 360 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,550 And... And he just wants to catch them. 361 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,216 That's what I want. 362 00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:56,508 I just wanna be catched. 363 00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:58,675 You wanna be "caught." 364 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:01,508 I want Mom! 365 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:06,466 It's like trying to reel in a marlin. I was this close. 366 00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:12,133 - You wanna go home? - Yeah. Let me go wash my face. 367 00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:15,966 Beach, I'm sorry. 368 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,800 What happened to the guy who kicked in the door? 369 00:20:22,883 --> 00:20:25,466 I don't know. 370 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:28,133 I guess I found my little girl on the other side. 371 00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:31,675 She read Catcher In The Rye. 372 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:37,133 Just when I'm ready to give up on her, she surprises me. 373 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:41,383 Yeah, she's full of surprises. 374 00:20:41,383 --> 00:20:44,133 Gee, we always thought Kerry was the deep one. 375 00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:47,133 Go, Li'l K. Go, Li'l K. Go! 376 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,883 Yeah, I go here. 377 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:04,008 See, I'm a genius. 378 00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:07,008 You should come to my lecture on To Kill A Mockingbird. 379 00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:10,425 You know, they don't kill a bird in it or anything. 380 00:21:12,258 --> 00:21:15,466 - You're kidding me? Kerry! - Rory Joseph Hennessy. 381 00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:17,466 You get over here right now. 382 00:21:18,716 --> 00:21:19,966 Back off, Buckeyes. 29459

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